>character is a supergenius who's friends with multiple supergenius billionaires>for 60 years his stories have all been "aw schucks I have to make RENT and EAT and also CHOOSE WHICH PUSSY TO FUCK because I'M A HECKIN RELATABLE MC"I genuinely hate Spider-Man. He's such a waste of a great powerset.
>>155396709His friends are all conservatives and tech bros, they want him to pull himself by his bootstraps and that's kinda half of the message of spiderman stories >Hey teen, you think your life sucks? Will our web head is just like you and even worse, so chin up lad, you can do anything, never give up and remember spidey believes in youRemember comics started as a medium for kids, Anon-Kun.
>>155396709Anon, are you this guy, again? >>155370253
>>155396709>HECKINholy shit, spider-man haters are fags
>>155396817You know you faggots use that word in irony posting more than actual god honest fags? Op was using it in an ironic sense in his green text as in the people who say that stuff
>>155396749Why doesn't he try inventing something he could sell instead of being a lazy faggot. Why doesn't he ever ask his friends for help instead of being an autistic faggot.
Where are these low IQ opinions coming from, one of your ecelebs made it a talking point or something? Download a less faggy take.
>>155396861He did have a company and even became a Stark stand in for a long time but the status quo had to go back to high school.
>>155396749>Remember comics started as a medium for kidsNta, but I was told that Marvel's Silver Age was aimed at teenagers.
>>155396841OP please, using it ironically still is gay. There's nothing wrong with being homosexual, just accept it
>>155396709>>155396749>>155396861All he has to do is hire a lawyer to get compensation for all the Spiderman merch people are selling without his permission. That will set him up for life.
>>155396709There have been stories where Peter tries to make money by working with rich people. They usually don't last long or work out. And early stories had him picking fights with all sorts of heroes and he had a really bad reputation so he was even worse off back then.
>>155396709Why do we need to have this thread every single day?
>>155396709Great Examples of Why Spidey is the Man:>Money Money is Power. And with Great Power... It's not the income that Peter has problems with, it's that he doesn't have the inherent selfishness to keep money to himself when so many need his help. And thats on TOP of all the gear and repairs he needs.>PussyImagine if the universe conspired against you from finding love. That's Spider-Man's reality, we know it, the writers know it, even his subconscious knows it.Batman gets to be rich. Superman gets the wife and kid. Spider-man is stuck living the grind forever. That's why he's the ultimate superhero.
>>155397180Why do you frequent 4chan so often that you'd notice this?
>>155396861>>I've never read Spiderman before but will parrot here the reasons why it is bad
>>155397180The majority of posters are either manchildren stuck in the past looping their days over and over, talking about things that haven't been relevant in over a decade in the exact same ways, making the exact same jokes, posting the exact same retarded trolls shit, or they are political instigator bots posting about how women and democrats are evil and how we really need to give Russia more money to kill the Nazi Ukrainians.
>>155396709spider man hate is topkekjust like hating cyclops is weirdbtw i love spidey and cyclops
>>155397180Why not?
>>155397077>takes off bandana>pants and puffs>talks about kingpingHow's my Charlie DareDevil impression?
