Discuss everyone's favorite Bob's Burgers ship.
>>155399732This just seems so "right". So "as it should be".
if only they weren't cowards it'd be canon by now
>>155399749this.It's it just feels so right like they're exactly where they belong.
>>155399716yes, more louigan!tripleaninja draws great louigan stuff.
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>>155400423Fucking absolutely.
>>155400423Is VS the king tho
>>155402341oof, strong contender.el chas also has a louigan comic going on thats pretty good.
>>155402527>el chasgimme sauce
>>155402341That he is>>155399716How young will louise be when logan takes her
>>155402943Unlike most this thread, I put them together as adults, somewhat canonically as Gene stated in the show. I'm working on a drawing as well.
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>>155402943VS draws her so cute and appealing it's insane to me..
>>155402962Well based anon, and hey nothing wrong with some older louigan. Hope thread last till you can post it>>155403464I mean not wrong
>>155399716>>155399732I so liked these two early on. if they hadn't assassinated Logan's character, I could have continued to see it. but since they did, and since Regular-Sized Rudy became so fucking moe... yeah I have to go with that ship now.I mean, I don't watch past season 12, but
>>155402943She seems like the type of girl who would lose her virginity at 16 to an older guy no matter what the state or federal law is
>>155403468That he does>>155403728Yeah god logan was a great rival for louise, he actually wasn't scared of her and could back up his bullying. But then they softened him, and also pushed rudy so hard think it's because of changing demographics. The crew shipped lougian then suddenly started hating on it because of modern fans
>>155403866well maybe not so much changing demographics as just a general greater hostility and iron-fisted power held by the offendable. The show filed its edges off REAL hard. and you notice they started... for lack of a better term, race-signaling.. occasionally but regularly pointing out they were WHITE. DEFINITELY WHITE. and that felt odd at the time because usually shows are trying to be 'diverse' and shit, putting in generic browns and letting you decide they're whatever put-upon race you want. then a few more years passed and I realized it was so the all-white (and in fact, all jewish) cast could keep voicing them.
>>155403866>The crew shipped lougianno they didntyou are mentally ill
>>155403862bit late eh? that's legal in like 85% of the country and like 98% of the world.
>>155403904>all jewishI see people say this all the time. But Schaal *isn't*.
>>155403464Unf~
>>155403904H Jon Benjamin is Jew?
>>155402962>I'm working on a drawing as wellOoh can we see?
>>155403728>if they hadn't assassinated Logan's characterare you referring to this episode? it was clearly a mistake the show tried to rectify with "better off sled" where logan and louise shared a cute moment. but yeah that episode was a major fuck up for logan and the ship never exactly recovered despite the crappy effort from the show to rectify things.the fanbase has never let it go since, though. there's always some pearl clutching reminder that logan made louise cry.
>>155404029that, and two after it. Logan is fucking heartless AND he's a wimp on top of everything else (Snowball episode). but if we ignore everything before this episode, he has potential.
>>155403971I'm not saying gimme a DNA test, I'm just saying she's kosher in my book. Give me someone who looks inbred but sounds brilliant, and I'm gonna make assumptions. also yknow, Schaal. That's.. that's dutch-jewish.>>155404014
>>155403866>But then they softened himdon't you mean they softened louise?>>155403916i can provide sources that backs up the claim that the crew shipped louigan. starting with the garden episode.
>>155402943However old she is when she hits puberty and her ass turns into a Nicki Minaj-tier bubblebutt.
>>155399716>Discuss everyone's favorite Bob's Burgers ship.>everyone'sYou don't speak for me, shitheel. Take your garbage crackship back to /trash/ where it belongs.
>>155403971>>155404150>SchaalI think she's a cutie.If only there were *real* lewds of her out there..: https://files.catbox.moe/gbbzeq.png
>>155404217They softened them both, it's why now her bully is chloe just a popular girl. >>155404029>>155404132I think this one isn't really that bad, Louise kind of deserves it. It's good she has a rival/bully who can punish her since her parents won't and really she had many chances not to tick logan off. You know your plan is dumb when even gene tells you to stop. Plus think logan becoming a wimp was a mistake, him being kind of a physical obstacle for louise who's all mental and scheme-y fits well.Yeah people act like he beat louise's ass he was going to do the most basic bully move ever. A headlock in his pit not good but people act like he brutalized her. Guess it proves people care way more about girl mcs than boys since many boy mcs have gotten much worse
>>155404132>that, and two after ithuh.. which episodes? i checked the wiki and logan doesn't appear until season 9 but the snowball episode was hella cute he's not a wimp.
>>155402962>>155403728>>155403866>>155404029>>155404132What'd you think of S16 E9 "It's a Stunterful Life"?
>>155404132>he has potential.He still does. I don't care what anyone says.
>>155404550I guess I forgot Louise was kinda being an asshole at the start.In the end, the people at fault are the parents for never punishing them>>155404584I don't remember that well, but snowball one and.. one other. Maybe.>>155404632jesus, are they seriously on season 16? Anyone who watches past season 12 is kinda not cool with me. except my daughter who just isn't old enough yet to be angry.
>>155404898>Anyone who watches past season 12Why, what happened in season 13?The episode at least is worth watching. It's nothing short of pure Louigan fuel.
>>155404458wuts ur favrit then?
>>155404898Yeah really the weirdest thing about the belchers is they let their kids get away with murder. Why bob's burgers sometimes left a sour taste in my mouth, literally they then get mad at adults for being mad at their kidsAlso in hindsight logan isn't fault less but louise started 90% of their initial beefs. She's basically a poodle barking at a pitbull, then plays victim when it locks it's jaws. In the ear ep, logan literally gives her two chances to stop annoying him and to not walk by him. Is he being a bit abrassive but he was minding his business before.>>155404632Pretty good fun seeing them kind of bond, but really I barely watch modern bob like that think the movie is the true ending.
>>155405426>She's basically a poodle barking at a pitbull, then plays victim when it locks it's jawsGuess it's time for the pitbull to KNOT that poodle..
>>155405468That is an analogy
>>155402943>How young will louise be when logan takes her*Right now* would be cutest, but maybe more realistically like 12?
>>155406055Hopefully by 12 she hits puberty. Didn't Tina technically start at 12 and had her 13th birthday? So puberty comes early Logan will be 17 by then... it's pretty hot desu tbqh
>>155406155>Logan will be 17 by thenYeah that's like perfect. Doesn't get much better pairing than that.
>>155404925actually it started at the movie. they started racially recastingreally sad, that was around the time I actually thought "ima give this show some money" bought the movie, bought the soundtrack albums.. wanted to show my support for the free stuffapparently I don't matter. Angry idiots do.>>155405426It almost feels like it'd be commentary on what a light-touch sitcom families have always been, even King of the Hill or even going back to like My Three Sons and ancient shit like that. Nothing like what those people would really be like. except.. naw, you can tell it's just.. people who think discipline is icky and mean. The reason we still like the show is that the kids show adult-level understanding of their actions, and make up for it WITHOUT being punished. So it all works out okay.>>155406199agreed, that is the best time.>>155406155I'm sure Tina had started puberty earlier, since she had boobs already.
>>155406302I mean hank not beating bobby fit with a dad like cotton and he was hard on him in other ways. Think as said bobby is just too goofy, and can't be broken.Not really especially as series goes on the kids honestly make same mistakes and mostly get away with many of them at bobs expense.
The bob's burgers fandom is too slow and quiet, it doesn't justify making a "Louigan General"; I'm surprised someone cares enough to make a thread.Not that there's anywhere better to go.Reddit is a woke hellhole and xitter sucks. Have you seen the wiki or tvtropes? It's hell and shit.>>155404632Logan appearances aren't a regular thing. When is the next episode we'll see him again? After another 1-2 years? Nobody is going to wait this long. Logan wasn't in the movie and that was 4 years ago; people move on. And that episode was just meh. I'm going to have to wait another 2 years for another "meh" Logan episode and it's just not worth it.And after all these years of waiting, bob's burgers doesn't have the balls to do anything WITH louigan.At first they teased louigan. Then they assassinated Logan's character. Then they brought Logan back after axing him from the fucking movie. Now what? What's next?If bob's burgers ever ends it'll be a milquetoast ambiguous ending. That's what bob's burgers is. Mid milquetoast status quo dramedy. They're too cowardly to pick a side in a ship war. Correction, they picked a side, and it's not Logan anymore. After teasing louigan they changed their minds. So we'd be "lucky" to get an ambiguous ending.
What if Louise was yelling at Logan and getting all up in his face, and then he just leaned in and laid the tongue-iest, sloppiest kiss on her? Imagine her reaction.
>>155406374True, Bobby rarely deserved anything like that, it's just that Hank "not believing in it" doesn't track (neither Kahn, but then again he's lived in California for 20 years, so). But like you said, it's probably Cotton that did that to him. They did try to explain it.I also think Bob's is suffering from being on so long. they didn't plan that, they didn't make these characters with that kinda thing in mind. it was supposed to be irreverent comedy where any weird thing can happen.>>155406461indeed. I have said I MIGHT watch some shows I quit for recasting reasons, if the show ends. because then it's over, and whatever, I can watch without fury. Maybe. Better if someone AIs those voices back in, though.
>>155406561he feels more like a butt-grabber to methough that can be a prelude to being pulled in for a kiss.
oh wow, what are the odds? in my rewatch, it's the first Logan episode. They are apparently high schoolers, despite being so short, so... I'm guessing Logan's a freshman.. so I guess that lines up with Anon's idea that when Louise is 12, Logan will be 17. I mean you turn 15 in freshman year, but not always right away
>>155406461>The bob's burgers fandom is too slow and quiet, it doesn't justify making a "Louigan General"Well you're here, aren't you? So there's that.
>>155406578>he feels more like a butt-grabber to meOoh, that would be great too. Louise's face and the noise she makes when he authoritatively grabs a handful of her butt. The kiss could come as a second move to silence her from a yelling reaction.
>>155404632Ironically, this is when I first shipped them. Im a late bloomer I guess, but seeing them not fight, but compete is what did it for me. Then of course, they got physical in a non violent sense for the first time.
>>155406910Oh that's interesting. After first seeing that episode, I actually wondered if it would bring more people into shipping them, or at least reinvigorate it and give it a boost. And through this anecdote, it seems like that's exactly what it did.
>>155406910Logan gave Louise a shoulder ride and it was definitely physical between them>seeing them not fight, but compete is what did it for me.Where were you when they played laser tag in season 3 (Mother Daughter Laser Razor). You really are a late bloomer...>>155406988 I'm left wondering when the next Logan episode comes or if we'll get another oneI do hope they're writing more Logan and it wasn't just a fluke episode. Cynthia's voice actor wrote Stunterful Life so who knows maybe
>>155407095>Mother Daughter Laser RazorLogan and Louise locked together in that little room. One thing could have led to another..
>>155407135A little louigan penetration
>>155404029Anon, they did this with the sole reason to kill the ship kekLouise's definitive pair, for the writer's room at least, is Regular-Sized Rudy
>>155408631The chick who wrote that episode definitely had that in mind. Weird how there's crew part of the official bobs burgers production who seemingly dislike Logan.Who knew Logan's character was so divisive. Not just with fans but within the show itself.It seems less like a collective effort from the crew and more shitty character assassination writing from one specific person. I can't believe a ship sinking episode got approved of, though.No taksies backsies!
>>155408631>Louise's definitive pair, for the writer's room at least, is Regular-Sized RudyDo you think the writers room is filled with Rudyfags?
>>155406578What if he teased her by pulling her dress up to reveal Kuchikopi kiddy panties?
>>155404496Make the boobs bigger.
>>155409047Unironically just can't see it, literally rudy x louise is kind of fun before they pushed it so hard. He really has no shot but they pretend he does
>>155411837It's not like Louise has many options for a love interest. But they chose Rudy because he's around Louise the most I guessWhy does the crew like him so much? He's just a little bitchass
>>155403728>and since Regular-Sized Rudy became so fucking moeThere should be a term for this. It's not really flanderization, it's more like the creator liked the character so much they sanded out edges off of him so much it ended up inadvertently ruining the character
>Just lock your spunky preteen daughter with a high school teenager in a soundproof roomDid the writers really not think it through
>>155408731>>155413341canon
>>155409612She'd pull them down and blame him.
He's like 15?Do teens his age even like 9 year old girls sexually?
>>155413706No but the other way around can happen
>>155413829>the other way around can happenAll the fuckin time, brother. All of my friends and I got love letters from girls who barely could write them when we were like 13 to 15, especially the ones that had little sisters because of the "is that your brother? Does he have a girl friend?" thing. Hella cute.
>>155413829>>155413886Season 1 Louise would grab him.If she kissed Rudy, what would she do to Logan?
>>155413829Isn't this the artist that made the crazy lisa stuff?
>>155408374i love this one.
I stopped watching in like, season 3 or so.Then I've catched random recent episodes and they're absolute shit. Have they expanded this relationship a lot?
>>155413690hellllllll yes!
>>155402943I feel like Louise would talk a big game but isn't losing her virginity until like 19. If she does lose it earlier, she'd probably have some really mid sex before that or does hand stuff earlier after intense makeouts, but she's not getting the full Berry Bush experience until they're both much older.
That Christmas episode with Logan and Louise helping the kid get his teddy bear back was nice. I don't really like Regular-Sized Rudy. That divorced parents double date episode was trying to hard to make me feel.
>>155413213he was moe from his first moment, man
>>155413706no but give her a few years. she has a lot of personality and maturity for her age. I definitely appreciated some ~12 year olds when I was 16-18. it all depends on the person.
>>155415145just watch the first 12 seasons, anon
>>155413706If they're based.
>>155413690>>155413829Absolutely fucking adorable.
>>155408731I need more Logan tickle torturing Louisefor reasons
>>155415805>does hand stuffImagine the first time she decides to introduce Logan's cock to The Four Sisters on Thumb Street.
>>155415805Well sometimes a person doesn't get to decide when they lose it. It's taken especially from a brat
>>155416909Totally.
>>155416890He was a bit of a dorky kid but believably rebellious, like him ditching the school tour in the museum episode or agreeing to help with the chocolate heist. Now he's basically some childless millennial's idea of a perfect son: Bland with an inoffensive pastime who never questions his parents.
>>155417888that's because his parents got divorced and he's realizing how fucking bad men have it in the world, and adjusting accordingly.besides, he had to be DRAGGED into the previous shenanigans
>>155417304While she's in lingerie and cuffed to the headboard.
Does anyone have all of this leaked anywhere?: https://www.deviantart.com/sketch-toon/art/Bob's-Burgers-Comic-880041853Also, what do you guys think of Louise's friends? Like Jessica and the conspiracy obsessed Jew-y girl?
>>155419649i like them fine, but Louise was funnier as a loner, a leader of weird kids, and yknow, all-around Mr. Frond's nightmare
>>155419649>>155419815Her.https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/638/891/007/821/412/original/abb6be6c27bc5a88.png
>>155420433cute!
>>155419815>as a lonerOh yeah, Louise didn't really have friends before, did she?
>>155420845didn't need 'em. she had the perfect brother and sister.I've said it before, but I love how the belcher kids are 1:1 the three stooges, but with the added comedy layer that the Moe is the youngest. There's just something about a comedy trio where one's the careless boss, one's the observant but obedient dumb muscle, and one has a solid grip on how bad the situation is, but lacks the spine to stand up to either the boss or the muscle.
>>155419112you are so smart
>>155421646Louse's idea of lingerie is a kunoichi outfit, or a bunch of 90s belt-pouches
>>155421711>kunoichi outfitIf it's one of those ones that has the cutouts showing bare hips.>>155421711>belt-pouchesWearing a belt cinched across her chest like a bandeau 'shirt' could be cute
>>155420433What if her and Jessica scissored?
>>155424017Just kiss already!
>>155417451At any point Logan could just decide to *take what he wants*.
>>155413706If the girls talked like Louise, yes.But no 9-year-old talks like that in real life.A lot of anons here forget that the reason you're related to all these lolis is that they're written to have the personality/speaking habits of adults, mostly because they were written BY adults.That's why everyone's more attracted to lolis like Louise and Gwen, instead of lolis like Dora or Lilo. Not saying there AREN'T any people attracted to those more realistically written lolis, but the majority leans into the writer stand-ins.Anyways have some more Louise.
>>155426555>relatedhow the fuck did I typo that from "attracted"I swear I'm not Gene
>>155426555LILO A CUTE!! <3
>>155419112>>155417304ddrawfriends?drawfriends pls
>>155416300the entire Rudy parents arc is eye rolling>My magic act will fix this!>I gotta make Dad look good in front of Mom at the bowling alley!>We better get this bridge to Rudy!Rudy was cool. His single Dad had plenty of dates. Rudy was a nerd, but not a emotionally broken loser.
>>155421732yes exactly, the kind that is basically like a slingshot swimsuit but with more shoulder-paddage, and some cool greaves and bracers
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXHqEDTEWv5/
>>155417304Louise was wearing pantyhose when she recited that poem.How about Logan brushing those pantyhosed feet making her scream with laughter.
>>155426555indeed. In real life, puberty is the marker for a reason. before that, it's just silly childhood fun. but a lot of these shows keep writing these single-digit-age characters as teens.Lilo is just someone I'd wanna be friends with, I mean she looks like an actual baby. there are limits. But when we got to see her aged up in that one episode? hot.
