Do not separate them
>>155402674CUTE
>>155402674
the Misty comparisons made me think of this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQ_SWHubKASorry I don't actually remember Pokemon well enough to pick apart any similarities or tropes
I don't want to fix her, I want to MAKE HER WORSE!
This question was probably asked a hundred times here but I really have to know why this ship is so popular in asia. Does it really remind them of anime that much?
Also Spider x Jean keeps being popular at /tv/>>>/tv/223090002>>155402761Its a take on the classic tsundere archetype so beloved over there. An enemies to lovers situation but well written and with good plot potential (the unresolved Metzger, the Jean mutant issues, Peter's personal problems and oneitis).
>>155402761You tell meI got picrel from a japanese website whilst reverse-image searching a different spiderphoenix artwork a few hours ago
>>155402761sadie is popular in SEA and most here like the jean x scott ship, peter x jean is seen as an abomination
Asian people would only know Cyclops from the Fox movies and Wolverine and the X men since he has minimal cartoon appearances. The only thing that portrayed Scott positively in the last 26 years was X-Men Evolution and X-Men 97. BND is bigger than both It's really just that simple. There is nothing inherently wrong with Jott or Scott himself. He is disadvantaged by the impact of the Fox movies shilling Wolverine so hard
>>155402674Jean x Scott was good at the beginning but overall it got boring and stale so writers paired Jean up with other men and also Scott. They look good together but their personalities are flat and they shine without the other. Scott needs to be done justice and MCU needs to lock inCompare it to Rogue and Gambit where they are undoubtedly the best ship in X-Men, compatibility so off the charts that when they tried to pair her with Magneto in 97 it was unpopular and people wanted Gambit to be with her
>>155402877Jean and Scott would be great if Marvel writers didn't think the phoenix saga was the best thing ever to keep doing
Jean and Peter's kids will be extremely powerful!>Peter comes home to find Jean measuring the hallway with a serious little frown >“What’s wrong?” he asks >“Nothing,” she says. “I just want to know if there’s room for a crib, a reading nook, and three escape routes.” >Peter blinks >Jean taps her chin >“For the children.” >“We don’t have children.” >Jean looks at him like he’s being difficult on purpose >“Not yet. But when we do, they’re going to be brilliant. I’m not raising average children, Peter.” >He laughs >She softens, reaching for his hand >“Our kids are going to change everything.” >Peter squeezes back >“That sounds a little ominous.” >“Only if they’re not mutants.”>>155402862Also he's still fucking boring
>>155402862X-Men Evolution and X-Men 97 is very popular in SEA, most here see Rogue as the goth Evolution chick, Scott x Jean pair. Aside from Latinos, the most pro Scott x Jean shippers are from SEA (I know weeb Pinoys who dont give a shit about age gap romances/lolicons cringe at Peter x Jean) That is why many here cringed when they saw the Peter x Jean pairing East Asians/the West likes
>>155402761Yes. Jean gets turned into a tsundere even though she isn’t one. I’m not complaining though as long as they keep feeding us.
>>155402778you do not want comics accurate Cyclops now
>>155402948>SEAniggers are retarded news at 11the X-Men are fucked if the MCU doesn't rip the mutant separatism and activism out of them and simply make them superheroes again. That's never happening.
>>155403082Hard to be a Peter x Jean fan here, when I said/suggested it to my nerdy friends, they looked at me like Chris Hansen looks at pedos
>>155403118Show them how much Sadie Sink has grown, then post results here
>>155403118Where the hell did they even get the impression that Jean was even a minor lmaoI swear to god, if this is all because they can’t let go of Sadie’s role as Max from Stranger Things, I’m going to go on a mass shooting
It is a universal rule that Peter belongs with a Redhead. They could have made Zendaya a wig, a dye or something other than being Daria-lite, but now the universal rule asserts itself.
>>155403118maybe tell them Zendaya is shit and literally anything is better than Peter being in a relationship with the nothing character of Michelle
>>155403158Whats crazy is i'm pretty sure zendaya frequently dyes her hair red off set
>>155402948The irony in all this is the fact that the age of consent in most SEAnigger countries are usually 18 and below so why fuck are they even complainingFeige already made it clear these two were close in age
>>155402761I like that Jean gives off the vibe of someone who has been raped so frequently that she doesn't know what to do when shown kindness for the first time by someone like Peter
>>155403158>>155403193What’s funny is that Zendaya actually acts more like what MJ would be like IRL than how she’s portraying her in the films.This is also a common complaint and criticism too of the movies so it’s not exactly Zendaya’s fault that Amy Pascal for some reason keeps trying to make Zendaya act naturally like MJ for moronic and obnoxious reasons
>>155403300More like she has done a lot of mental raping, just like a certain purplish skilled supervillain and that's hot.
How about Scott gets madylne prior (sinister is the first X-Men villain so it works perfectly) and Peter gets jean then everyone is happy. Cable then can be in the MCU without any hiccups too.
>sidestep clone shit>sidestep future kid shit>sidestep Phoenix shit>sidestep love triangle shitwhat's left of Jean Grey without this, unironicallyI'm no big X-Men comicsfag but everything I get from her boils down to one or more of those 4 things
>>155403505nothing. this is literally her entire role in all media
>>155403505Well she's umm a telepath ignoring the other 20 X-Men telepaths and yeah they added phoenix thing because Claremont thought she was boring. The MCU movie took the storyline from karma btw about seeking revenge to get her abducted siblings back and dealing with Spider-Man.
>>155403584Also I bet your ass the phoenix will appear to allow the X-Men to defeat apocalypse or whatever. They won't do dark Phoenix, but they will definitely give her phoenix powers at some point.
>Be Jean Grey>Get to finally be with Pete again>We're going to get laid tonight!>Peter told me it's been years since he last had sex>I have accumulated several years of sex experience, both male and female, by my bodyhopping shenanigans. That means I'm more than prepared for the task>I know what can make a guy go nuts, I know all the positions, all the sensitive points, I'm basically going to have the simple spider at the palm of my hand>Sure, MY body technically haven't had sex, but it's not like it's going to be any different from the ones I've experienced>Late at night>Random bullshit on TV>Lights out>Hair up>Game time>He removed his clothes>I thought the spandex left little to the imagination...Guess I was wrong>Hot damn, look at those big man titties>He's so desperate removing my pants, so cute>Now the panties...>He seems surprised>"The carpet matches the drapes" shut up dude>Crap, is it too much pube? It's been ages since I haven't waxed>My armpits are hairy>Shit, do I have hair on my asshole?>I'm so fucking stupid, I should've shaved>"I like my girls with a chunk of hair down there" That sounded so awkward, but why did I tense up>His face is in between my legs>His tongue is...so good>OH GOD>CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH>Oh my god, MJ missed out on THIS for four years?>"Jean! Jean! Are you okay? You started spasming">How can he make me come like that from just the tongue and not know what an orgasm look like? Such a simple spider.>Might as well tease him about it>"What are you talking about? I only sniffed it a bit, I barely had time to put my tongue in it">He sniffed>I had the hardest orgasm of my life because he SNIFFED me>He's laughing>STOP LAUGHING!>I wanna die(1/4)
>>155403632>Be Jean Grey>It's my first night with Peter Parker>I just had an intense orgasm from hot nose air huffing down my pussy>I think I've severely underestimated my circumstances>Well, I cut my fun short, time to repay my debt>Let's see what the itsy bitsy spider has i->HOLY SHIT>Damn, and I thought Ned was the fattest thing Peter had ever shown me>What do I do? I can't fit this whole thing in my mouth>Might as well give it a few licks>Just licking it won't be all that enjoyable for him>There I'll sit on his face and get him distract a bit while I work on his dick>Jesus, he's eager>A bit too eager>Okay, now I'm just more distracted>Let me just try to do this by myself>Get on my knees>Ok, it's in my mouth>Kinda stretching it.>Nah, I can handle it. Let's rock his socks>...>GACK! Nope. Nope. Nope.>Water! Water!>Oh thank god there was a bottle nearby>God my throath hurts>Jesus, it was like they shoved a baseball down my throat (can't say it wasn't hot though...)
>>155403644>Be Jean Grey>It's my first night with Peter Parker>I'm all bush, I came from someone puffing hot air and I almost choked myself to death with a penis>I'm making an ass of myself>I was giving big talk about how I handled so many guys at the same time and how I've accumulated knowledge towards sex>All lies man, all of those things they didn't happen in THIS body>Heck, they didn't even happen when I was in control of that person, I just have her memory stored in my brain whenever I need it>I'm spread on the bed with my legs open>I feel like a klutz>The weather is cold but I can feel the heat in his body comforting me>...That log of his is touching my pussy>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I'm scared>NO NO NO>WAIT WAIT WAIT >HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>Oh god it's in, it's in!>...Why did he stop?>...Why did he remove it?>"Jean. I think something's wrong. There's blood coming out of it">Of course, there's blood coming out of it, you moron. That's my hymen.>"Hang on...You said you were experienced">Crap>"Jean, is this...Is this your first time">Well shit, my cover is blown, might as well say it>It's my first time...>His eyes suddenly turned black and his teeth are practically munching his lower lip.>I'm so fucked...(3/4)
>be anon>writing skills of a baked potato>still try and make erotic greentexts on a mongolian basketweaving forum
>>155403669>Be Jean Grey>I'm back at Xavier>That night was AWESOME>I've never seen that side of his before>And I guess for once he liked being in charge>I also liked him being in charge...>Can't say I appreciate all the biting though>Having to wear a jacket in the New York summer heat is giving me hypothermia>"Woah Jean, are you sick?">I'm fine Bobby! Just let me at least get in my room>Scott's here>Come on Scott, really?>He's acting all chummy to me>He can be cute too>I feel kind of dirty though, him being all preppy while I'm covered in bite marks>"It's like 80 degrees fahrneheit Jean, I don't think you should be wearing that!">I'm fine Jesus! Why is everyone going on about my jacket>I'm gonna get a heatstroke if you don't let me go to my room>SUMMERS IF YOU REMOVE MY JACKET I'LL MENTALLY FORCE YOU TO FRENCH KISS LOGAN(4/4)
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>>155403505this is what the MCU is most liklely trying to do, making Jean an different and unique character aside from the points you mentioned. she isn't like comic/animation/Fox Jean
>>155403747>30+ bump limit threads (all within 3 days or less)This ship is… strong…
>>155404016it was pretty wild that there's a very clear cumming metaphor in the ad
>>155404016She really wants to be seen as a woman and not as Max. Her boyfriend/girlfriend is so lucky
>>155404033the faucet spraying its load all over sadie's lithe body is barely subtext
>>155404016How come old men always word their shit like pedophiles when talking about sexy legal age women?
>>155403153>Jean was even a minor lLies spread by the troondaya camp.>>155403181Women in my office got really upset when I told them Zendaya was ugly and couldn't act. Kek
>>155404056Maybe you associate prose with pedophilia?
>>155404083I thought for sure Dune made that perfectly clear
>cumming metaphor in BND>cumming metaphor in calvin Klein ad
>>155404183i bet that's her kink
>>155404183I would like to metaphorically blow my load on sadie's meager baps
>>155403505Just ignore the overdone comic shit and give it an original story. I mean they already ignored Harry, Gwen, made MJ black and modified Jean Grey's origin. Why not go all the way?>Ignore the X-men, Phoenix and cosmic shit. Leave that for an Avengers crossover>There is no Xavier institute, Jean remains a hood rat struggling to make ends meet and starts the show with the barest form of telepathy and telekinesis strong enough to move a coin a few inches by extreme concentration. Her main skill keeps being possessing people>Jean arrives to a city and hoping to prevent others from feeling the loss she suffered, tries her hand at superheroics and keep trying to track the guy who murdered her sister>Turns out she's pretty bad at it and struggles with not going overboard (how does Peter do it?)>Catches the attention of a charming man who she can't easily read and control>He proposes to teach her how to become a proper superhero and shows her that he has a very similar ability to hers to make people obedient>Starts teaching her how to use her abilities but his ruthless methodology clashes with the example Peter set>She ends up rejecting him, after which she learns that he actually wanted to harness her abilities as a weapon>She sets to catch him but he parallels Jean in his use of people as meatshields and makes them commit crimes(CONT)
>>155404304Show turns into a police series with Jean trying to capture him but struggles because he is too skilled and she has to concede moral ground to get the upper hand>Peter joins shortly after to support Jean and through their relationship get closer to capture the villain>The series shows them starting to date and the mushy parts of their relationship as contrast to the gruesome detective cases Jean solves>Show ends in climatic scene where he puts Peter in danger and Jean has to resist the urge to kill in order to win. She manages to defeat the villain but barely thanks to the power of love and Peter's help, representing the death of the old Jean by capturing the villain instead of resorting to murder>Peter congratulates her for her growth and they watch the sunset>Symbiote arc starts here!Also Jessica Jones collaborates in some cases although she displays an inherent hatred for Jean MCU Jean and Purple Man are quite similar and its already been stated by previous works that telepathy and mind control is a very rapey power
>>155404110You would assume so. But there appears to be some mass psychosis where everyone pretends she's the most beautiful woman on the planet.
>>155403211Fucking a child has severe consequences there, even if you are close in age with a child than with Feige and you yourself is 22, it's still a crime to fuck a teen
Most 4channers are close in range with 15 year olds
>>155404337Yeah I don't understand it either, we live in clownworld
Would Jean be willing to modify Michelle's memories so she stays away from Peter?
>>155404901She totally would, I mean she shows very little disregard for other's will or public safety.
Kill MJ. Behead MJ. Curbstomp MJ into the concrete floor. Slam dunk MJ's womb into the trashcan. Crucify MJ. Defecate in MJ’s food. Launch MJ into the stratosphere. Lobotomize MJ. Toss MJ off a building. Urinate into MJ’s coffee. Dispose MJ's body in a woodchipper. Twist MJ’s head off. Report MJ to the DODC. Mindwipe MJ. Trap MJ in quicksand. Crush MJ in a car compactor. Liquefy MJ in a vat of acid. Eat MJ's aborted baby. Dissect MJ. Exterminate MJ in a gas chamber. Slice MJ's skull with adamantium claws. Cremate MJ in the oven. Mandatory womb removal surgery for MJ. Vaporize MJ with the Phoenix Force. Kick old MJ down the stairs.
>>155405226jesus christ Jean, Peter already said you have himrelax
>>155402761Yea
>>155405226>Vaporize MJ with the Phoenix Force. Jean, what would Peter think!?!?
Kiss Jean. Hug Jean. Love Jean. Make love to Jean.
>Jean to MJ
>>155405939Kek
>>155405947Peter, please
>tfw reading a fanfic where Jean and Peter just fought Tombstone and afterwards Jean tells Peter to take off his shirt so she can take care of his wounds
I have cancer please let SpiderPhoenix be canon in MCU before I ded
>>155403387>They cold open on the Xmen with it's founding members already heroes >Oh shit hey Jean! >....? Do I know you. >Peter goes on Xbox live and asks JeanMay69 if things are cool and he understands if she doesn't want to bring up an uncomfortable past with her new friends >...are you breaking up with me? Wait we're girlfriend and boyfriend?!>No! Wait, what? >No to what!? >You're on the Xmen. I saw you yesterday. >Peter I haven't changed pants in 4 days >I have literally no idea what's happening then it's clones They could even do a not terrible skrull-like storyline about everyone killing sinister clones since the MCU fucking fumbled that entirely on tv shows.
>>155403387No because Madeyne belongs to Ben Reilly to really drive the point that Peter and Jean belongs together.
>>155406746It's so funny that Peter and Jean are so irrelevant to each other that the idea of their clones fucking came to mind before the idea of THEM FUCKING. Hell, there is literally comic centers on Peter and Jean doing slice of life stuff together for a day assigned by Shield to keep Banner calm. Nothing of note happens because all Peter and Jean ever do together is be generally nice
>>155403505Well when you pair her with Spider-Man, she comes out to be an actually unique and interesting character.
>>155406882This isn't even true in the comics. Peter and Jean have interacted a ton of times and absolutely none of them are interesting in the comics
>>155406790>Comics writers only free to do new things with Jean when she's with spiderman >Test waters with Ben and Madelyne to see if anyone shits and cums about muhcanon with cable and Scott (they didn't) >BND goes big on new Jean origin, prints 2.4billie and becomes highest domestic grossing movie of all time >MCU perfectly stanced to... Make all the mistakes of the fox Xmen? Sounds more like there is a marvel publishing undercurrent of freeing Jean from the Scott shaped millstone around her neck.
>>155404516Jean is legal in the State of New York if she is 17
Can you just give up? They are never going to pair Peter with Jean. Shes going to end up with Scott. He's going to end up with MJ after spending more time apart from her. They are going to re develop the relationship between them. Seriously, the whole concept of Spider-man having a city level girlfriend is ridiculous.
>>155407043They made cartoons where Stark or Norman Osborn were his mentors and the closest to his love interest is Nico.Just do anime with Jean and everyone can be happy.
>>155407085Funny how Disney keeps producing anime no one watches these days and they could easily do it for spider man
>>155407043Why are you mad if we enjoy the ship? So what if it becomes true or not? It looks good so we pair them
>>155407043
>>155407043Cycuck or Z troon?
greentexts of jean cheating on scott with peter
>>155407370
>>155407375
>>155407043If they have MJ getting railed by her new boyfriend while Peter stays a virgin without a new GF I will literally never consoom Marvel media again and will do everything I can to ruin it for everyone else.
And thus, in one fell swoop Jean Grey was marked a Spider-Man character presumably for the next four to five years
>>155407449If only
>>155404516If both parties consent and the ages meets within the legal parameters, then no, it's not a crime to fuck a teen in the ass
>>155402761'tis a mystery, I say
So where's my erotic audio of experiencing Jean's seduction tactics from the POV of Peter, set right after the events of the movie? And vice-versa.
>>155402674>Spider-Man gets Jean>Cyclops gets Black Catlucky one-eyed cotton joe
>>155407755Cyclops and Black Cat would be a very funny combination if Cyclops has his traditional pre-2000s characterization where he's just a boyscout hoping to live up to professor x
>Omg Peter hiiii!!!!!!SKSJDHDJWHWHSHS
>>155407764The joke is that Black Cat would be basically Emma Frost, but with natural tits, instead of boobjob
>>155407784why is she so cute here
>>155405939And was it necessary to use THAT much tongue?
>>155407868What really sucks is that these characters would actually make for great slice of life stories but the sheer nature of MCU Spidey is that he cannot have slice of life stories because he only gets a movie every few years and it always has to be life or death stakes. Absolutely tragic.I've been watching X-men evolution and the strength of that show is it's filler content fleshing out the character interactions.
>>155403082Fucking hell it really feels weird to be one of the few SEA who ships Peter and Jean. >>155403150Sadly retards will always see Sadie as the child actress. I can guarantee if she got married they will think her spouse groomed her somehow even if they are the same age or younger or whatnot.
what made Sadie Sink work as Jean Grey?
>>155406790Frankly I was expecting Dark Web to make Ben and Madelyne a pair. Though I do quite like Ben's current girl.
>>155408068She doesnt work as jean grey, she shares nothing in common with the character
>>155408068The X Men movies should have stopped being made after days of future past
>>155407910That's why I wish we could have it as a series
>friendly neighborhood shoves in random non-spiderman characters into its supporting cast>the turnaround for the series is too slow for jean to even be considered>show was most likely in development hell since the era when marvel television wasn't allowed to acknowledge mutants pain
Niko could have been Jean and it would have fit so snugly while barely changing anything about the show
I would like to fit snugly into Jean
>>155408169Niko Bellic?Oh, Nico Minoru.....
>>155408173>t. Scott, Logan and Peter
Calling it now, Jean and Peter will be the new main heroes of the MCU just like Tony and Cap were
>>155408370I believe in her, she will carry the MCU
>>155407868Yes, the groping and the ass-grabbing were also a tactic
>>155407868>Michelle literally does not care if she is sexually abused>Jean knowing this (After reading her mind) and continues to abuse her powers to make Peter uncomfortable
>>155403320>What’s funny is that Zendaya actually acts more like what MJMJ has never acted like jealous sjw
>>155408512You might want to lob off everything after 2010 since there is a nonzero chance that 616 MJ did
Is BND (Bundesnachrichtendienst) the only successful MCU movie apart from Deadpool
>>155408603I think deadpool is also bad but I guess yeah BND made tons of cashThunderbolts reviewed well but nobody saw it. Nobody liked the Marvels. The TV series have been a straight up downgrade from the Agents of Shield era
>>155408499both of them are flat,not accurate
>>155408692It just passed Avatar 2 to become third highest grossing film of all time. This is the power of Jean and Peter
>that one guy who keep insisting that SEA dislikes SpiderPhoenixI'm starting to think you are the only SEAnigger who dislikes SpiderPhoenix.
>Jean post-BND
>>155408499>How Michelle and Jean move when it comes to sexing up Peter
>>155409363Cyclops will find her and it will be love at first sight
>>155408499Hot! Michelle enjoying the feeling of being an accessory to Jean Grey, like a glove
>>155408499these retards suck at writing
>>155408758>This is the power of Jean and PeterRedhead and a twink is a powerful combination.
>Peter wakes up to Michelle dryhumping his morning wood>After the horny lull nearly fries his fucking brain he snaps out of it. Michelle wouldn't do this>JEAN! GET OFF!>Michelle suddenly shifts her weight, and Jean sits up in her own body>Peter tells Michelle that Jean just used her body without her consent again>Oh, well it's not like I remember anyways...>Jean smirks>Peter stares in abject horror wondering what Michelle became in those last 4 years
Peter complaining that Jean is using Michelle's mouth to get away with saying nigga (Michelle doesn't care)
>>155409837>>155409889>Michelle and Jean double-teaming Peter
>>155409806Most likely Tom and Sadie will end up like them. Best friends but never lovers
>>155409806They are an amazing combination
Since Jean goes (or gets sent?) to the Xavier institute at the end, would that mean Pete could go over to visit her? Wait, would people be able to clock that he's Spidey if he does that?
>>155410205the X-Men would have to be real scumbags to out him
>The peter and emma comic was when they were teensoh that explains why her tits aren't massive yetIt's actually a pretty fun read. Marvel Adventures Spiderman issue 53. It's kind of Spiderphoenixy. Emma enters the comic as a delinquint and falls in love with Peter
>>155409837>>155409889>She used my body to masturbate you while we were in the movie theater? I don't care, it's not like I'll remember anyways>Oh, she tatoo'd a Spider symbol trampstamp? Meh, no worries. I don't care>She convinced you and Frank to double-team me at his house? Oh I guess that's why I've felt pain everytime I sit. No sweat>She made you call me "Aunt May" during sex and have you roleplay as a younger version of yourself? Kind of creepy, but eh...>She tied you up in bed, riding you while whiping your che- Oh no Peter, that was me. We usually split on who gets to keep you on the weekends.
>When Peter says something so mutantphobic you gotta hit him with the true Phoenix stare
>>155410694That sounds like it could be her level 3 super from a Marvel vs. Capcom game.
I was worried that Insomniac Wolverine gonna affect Spider-Jean because they're doing Logan Jean romance but the game is being torn to shreds. SpiderPhoenix lives on!
>>155411137I keep forgetting that game exists. Although now that you mention it, I do hope that upcoming Steve Rogers game won't end up doing the same.
Thoughts on Spenix (2026)?
>>155411217Emma x Peter is a nice ship too
>>155411247its a pretty similar dynamicbonus points that we know emma actually does have a crush on peter for certain
>>155408758Not accounting for inflation, but it's still pretty impressive.>>155407449Jean being introduced in a Spider-Man movie could either label the entirety of X-Men as "Spider-Man's Jean Grey's Teammates" for the newest generation or work like Sabretooth being introduced as an Iron Fist villain in the comics at first.
>>155411217>>155411288god damn telepaths invading minds without consent
>>155411247I do wonder why they didn't go with a young Emma Frost for the main antagonist of BND
>>155411452It's funny now knowing that there is an official comic already where a teenage Emma is running around doing crimes, forces her way into Peter's life and develops a cute little crush on him
You don't say "You have me" to a girl with obvious mental health issues
>>155411505The real question would be is if she would trim/shave herself for Peter or would she believe he would accept "all" of her?
>>155411217>>155411288salsa por favor
>>155411541Marvel Adventures Spider-ManIt's another AU kind of like Ultimate but without all the edgy. It retells the story of the marvel universe as if it was set in the early 2000s just like Ultimate. Emma is introduced in issue 53 which follows her as she spies on Peter to figure out his identity and becomes a bit obsessed after peering into his mind and only seeing amazing things
>>155411573and he dates a mutant girl nicknamed Chat
That black haired girl with Emma is another mutant with a crush on Peter (funny she also hates him innitially but changes her mind)
>Insomniac will be shut down soonIn the name of SpiderPhoenix, your sacrifice will be remembered.
>>155411703they're going to be fine, they're just going to be forced into making only spider-man games
I haven't read those comics in a decade but doesn't Emma possess multiple girls and go full yandere over Peter in the literal finale
>>155411997Interesting that they're casting relative unknowns or newbies.
>>155412046They want the cast locked in for not much money and to not age out of the roles for at least a decade.
>>155412010Emma is effectively the final boss of the comic and she kind of ends it as a girlfailure It's kind of sad to watch her desperately fighting back against Peter and the animals. He doesn't know she loves him and thinks she's just being an asshole... which she was. She actively tried to ruin his relationships out of jealousy by possessing Gwen and Chat.
This Peter would have thrown MCU Jean in prison
I wanna be BAD
>>155412298I just read this and I'm kind of sad now. This feels like it was written by one of those people who calls Jean a rapist. Peter just coldly sends Emma off to jail.I get it. She did very bad gross stalker things but it hurts my soul seeing a teenage girl who obviously doesn't understand what she's doing get punished for falling in love.
BND really feels like it was meant for Karma or Emma
>>155411951We're due for another Ratchet & Clank game
>>155404337You probably want a specific type of make up you prefer women using, she mostly uses nude style make up. Her face is symmetrical, looks like teenager Jean Grey, no massive flaws, proportional, and light skinned
>>155412191>>155412298Oh my god, I think they actually based the movie's portrayal of Jean on this version of Emma
>>155412663I can kind of see it. This teenage Emma wasn't as competent as Jean though. As soon as Peter starts really fighting her she's overwhelmed and clumsy. It's also clear she wasn't really thinking this through beyond blind jealousy. When she's defeated it dawns on her what she's done. MCU Jean was more like >You are so FUCKING PATHETIC PeterEmma was like>You are like a human God Peter. I'm so fucking pathetic.
>>155412298Out of context, Emma admitting she likes Peter seemed like a funny cute thing :(
>Jean Grey is now free of Phoenix shit>monkey's paw: she's now Emma Frost
>Emma confesses to Peter>he throws her in prison>Jean kisses Peter>He creates the mutant cure overnight
>>155413176fuckin redheads man
>>155409889>Jean you can't say that, MJ she made you say... Y'know, the word. Like a lot >What, Mutie? >No the bad one>Big yikes my dude>Y...you know what I mean. That's why it's not cool! >So she sang a song or whatever, who would know. I sure don't >It was moonman MJ! She was singling Moonman. >...look Peter, I haven't had to exercise for months do not ruin this for me. I'm this close to these (caresses Jean's surprise abs)
>inb4 Jean tries to be like Spider-Man and Cyclops is a mutie supremacist
>>155411505>Jean accidentally slipping out a "kiss me" right after
>>155410724>PETER! YOU STOP WITH THIS FUCKING STUPIDITY WITH WHOEVER THIS IS! IF IT'S A CRACK SHIP WE'RE DOING! IT WILL BE A CRACK SHIP WITH MY SISTER!
Would Peter still love Jean if she grew a penis?
It's going to be a crazy week IF this ship even gets a hint in Secret Wars, kind of excited now.
>>155413890Get in line, Chris
>>155411997He looks like to be a good Angel
I feel bad for teen Emma.
>>155412663if you squint you can pretend Nico is adapting Chat
>>155412663>>155415263If anything Chat is Sara : (The only thing Nico and Chat have in common are they're both vaguely ethnic in the 616 way to young to be Peter's love interest
>>155409837kek more like what the fuck did Michelle do in college?
>>155415776>Peter is in the cuck chair for 4 years>no, he can't get into a relationship with Jean because reasons
>>155414028She doesn't need one, She can just mind fuck you into believing she has one.
>>155414534The meltdown of Zendayadrone normies would be too kino.
>>155416245Michelle riding the cock carousel in college to the point Peter wonders why she feels so loose when Jean takes over her body.
>>155416278Some of them even pretend to be X-Men fans kek
>>155411997How are they gonna do Angel? Without Archangel mod he's basically a pamer Falcon coz even Falcon has weapons. This guy just flies.
I think its safe to say Michelle got so much sex in college that the idea of being kissed without consent is meaningless to her compared to Peter where that was the most intimate thing he did in hafl a decade and Jean stole it
>>155416691Maybe he'll just be there and not do much?
>>155416715Poor Peter, I know what being that pent up feels like and damn. But imagine if he got to release that with a stinky hobo telepathic gf...
>>155410627>they have a schedulelmao
>>155410627>>She made you call me "Aunt May" during sex and have you roleplay as a younger version of yourself? Kind of creepy, but eh...>>She tied you up in bed, riding you while whiping your che- Oh no Peter, that was me. We usually split on who gets to keep you on the weekends.kek those broke me
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>>155417146Goddammit Tracy just get to BND already.
>>155417146What the hellThat's not a Marvel Legends
>>155417146Love it, should be in aco's Jean thread though
I peeped r/Spiderman. Mods and mass reporters there seem to be losing ground to the SpiderPhoenix shippers. Last time I visited, they were deleting Peter x Jean posts on sight (as well as posts about Feige confirming they're around the same age). Now, I'm seeing a handful of shipping stuff there.
>>155417206We're expecting big things from this, I haven't been this hyped for a Tracy Scops comic since Endgame.
Brand New Day is the most perfectly made Spider Man movie for hentai comics and there's barely any. There are so many porn scenarios you can do with Peter. You have arachnid mode, jean's powers, jean's telekinesis. WEBBING? HELLO?
>>155417590Sadie and Tom have a wholesome chemistry which is hard to lewd despite both of them being attractive
>>155416745Angel is underrated, I hope he and Cyclops are done justice
Are they a horny reckless animalistic fucking pairing or are they a sweet wholesome lovemaking pairing?
>>155417776yes
I just read that Emma Frost comic too. I was desperate for something Spiderphoenix-like. It was interesting, I didn't even know there was a long running AU other than Ultimate covering the early years. It was kind of weird to END a Spider-man comic in a one-sided battle against Emma where she's just kind of pathetically pleading and falling apart. It puts a bitter taste in my mouth. Not because Peter is wrong to put her away, she went too far. She distorted the brains of the girls he was actually interested in to force them out of the way. But the actual visual of Spider Man hunting down this pathetic girl, throwing trash cans at her, pigeons swarming her while she's fighting back tears? It felt like the author had some personal issues to work out.
>>155418326It was a comic series direct at kid. It was mostly episodic, that almost got cancelled once, got rebranded and then became more serialized. Then ended abruptly. I don't think the writers wanted to end it that way.
https://youtu.be/zRcPdOOnX9EI LOVE YOU saki e
>>155419145It's no "Oh Yeah" but it still slaps.
Going beyond
>>155419145I fucking love this song!
>>155417455Awesome work, lets keep the hype train going! I'm willing to dev a spiderphoenix minigame just for the sake of it
one day someone's going to ai generate an anime op for spiderphoenix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT4e8xAagV8
>>155417776Peter is actually the top
>>155417776>downtimehorny reckless animalistic fucking>one of them is badly hurt after a fightsweet wholesome lovemaking
Jean Grey is slimSLIM
>b-but it wouldn't be comic accurateAs if MCU Peter isn't essentially just Miles if he idolized iron man instead
>>155420774MCU Peter isn't like Miles tho
>>155420872MCU Peter is a mix of Spectacular's personality, Ultimate animated's non-meme vibes, and early Miles situations.
these ao3 fics aren't doing it for methey rush too fast into romantic situations, they don't want to let it simmer
>>155421860Set the filter to more than 10000 words.That helps filtering out most of the shitty romance oneshots AO3's plagued with.
>>155416691>Thanks for saving us black falcon! >Uh.... Not what I'm called but you're welcome! >Thanks white falcon! >My name is Angel actually, stay safe citizen! >Whoah, black falcon is Mexican???? Have they given up the ghost on blue falcon cap officially? What with "government agent" just being Captain america in the defenders. Are falcon and angel both going to be useless subsonic conventional flight guys (but one has dual literal mac10s, very non stereotypical marvel) or are they still pretending falcon is Captain america in future movies. Hell, Isn't there even a rumor of dragging Steve back?
Speaking of the X-Men movie, how will they handle Jean's current powerlevel? Is Xavier going to do a mental blockade on her? To what extent?At this point the only thing you can throw at Jean are robots and we still haven't seen full extend of her telekinesis
>>155422357I don't think Xavier can easily block this Jean, she is not trusting to people
>>155422357Easiest route is to tell the audience her powers are affected by her mental and emotional states, so she can be weak for most of the movie then become strong when needed
Jean has always been a walking plot hole. It's like having Goku around. The power scaling is a waste of time. Just verbalize that she's weaker in the moment and general audiences will run with it. For spergs who worry about that stuff there is no hope.
MCU Jean is just what every other Jean acts like without Xavier's guidance See this, then remember how unhinged she got in wolverine and the X men when she was jealous of emma.
>>155423073To be fair, Jean and Scott were kinda no fun alloweds in Evolution at times
>>155423202They were like the mom and dad of the entire school
>>155423073Let's hope she never meets Jameson
>>155423280>Jean offers an interview hoping to defend Spider-Man and talk about how cool he is>JJJ goes off script and starts talking about mutant crime statistics and violence>"Miss Grey, did or did you not possess a man and got him into an car accident? No wonder you and that menace are in cahoots."
>>155423235That was literally their entire thingWasn't Wolvie way more mature as well?
>>155423319>She hacks Jonah's mind to have him start speaking german>Also make it so everytime he mentions the word "Bedrohung" turn into "Juden"
Everyone before the movie>Why the fuck is Jean Grey the antagonist of a Spider-man movieEveryone after the movie>If Jean and Peter don't become besties then the MCU is dead to me
If Peter doesn't fuck Jean I'll kill myself.
It really could have just been Emma and it would have been comic accurate
I'll admit this ship is unique in the way that I haven't seen so many people in diferent sites I browse wanting two fictional characters to shag this badly.
>>155423636I haven't seen this kind of energy in a fandom since Tai and Sora. It's gotten to a point where most of the newer redhead shipping fanart with Peter Parker in it is somehow Jean instead of MJ. The only thing holding it back, really two things, are >They're like siblings>She's underageboth of these ideas are the only things holding the ship back from a complete fandom takeover as far as I can see
Mutants don't deserve love
https://x.com/AkkuaMagunusu/status/2098233882474627142
>>155423674>Jean Grey of all people has somehow become the favored redhead/love interestThis is the result of post-OMD comics and MCU MJ being a plank of wood. Marvel and Disney brought this on themselves.
>>155423761
>>155423783
>>155423783>>155423820If they gave MJ a better and more developed personality this would not have happened. Even a personality like Rue from Euphoria is better than the MJ now
>>155423820>>155423805>>155423674>>155423761>>155423738>>155423636
>>155423902It's retarded that the real Zendaya is pretty much real life MJ in personality but her MCU version is pretty much the writers being embarassed of writing a character like that because people in the Obama era shoved the Bechdel test as some sort of bible
>>155423928This.Shes a product of the "Velma is cooler than Daphne" era
>>155423627Feel the same since this ship changed my life. I met my wife through a SpiderPhoenix discord, gained an art career I love that started from drawing them, my suicidal thoughts went away, also had two kids named Peter and Jean. This cute ship gave me hope and the courage to move forward with my life. If this ship sinks... I really don't know what would happen next.
>>155423928Agree. If they let real Zendaya be MJ many would have liked her more, I have a feeling Z is mad at MCU because of this that is why she wants out. She has many blockbusters, modeling gigs and series/movies anyway
Frankly I don't think Peter should be rewarded for deciding not to tell Michelle. That decision should have ended his relationship
>>155423958You had kids in two months?
>>155423902MJ as a character has taken one hit after another>Raimi ruined MJ stocks for a decade>TASM didn't have her>MCU isn't a real Mary Jane, Zendaya doesn't have much personality and her relationship to Peter isn't given enough space>The Insomniac games made her annoying and delusional>The whole thing with Paul in the comicsThe base idea of her is so simple, it's insane they just can't seem to get itMJ is supposed to be a confident, beautiful woman that could have anyone but she just wants Peter so badBut I suppose a woman just wanting a man without a humiliation ritual is not woke enough for modern storytellingSorry for the rant
>>155423974Anon is clearly an insect of some kind
>>155423965Zendaya in The Drama was more MJ than MCU MJ; and, if i'm not misremembering, that character was a 26 year old virgin before meeting Pattison.
>>155423977This is true. MJ as a character has been destroyed everywhere except the things where she's basically a background character.Jean doesn't really have this problem because her characterization outside of the MCU is EXTREMELY basic and repetitive Nice girl with a dark side who goes crazy God mode and dies. Forever. Jean is literally too static to be hated unlike MJ who is constantly coming up with new ways to make the viewer annoyed
>>155423958>I met my wife through a SpiderPhoenix discord>gained an art career I love that started from drawing them>my suicidal thoughts went away>also had two kids named Peter and JeanAnon I think you're moving a bit too fast
she's 16 YOU SICK FUCKS
>>155424002Spidey shippers are so desperate they'll take anything at this point>Supergirl shipping was on the rise this year just because of her movie pushing her fanart>Insomniac fans push Black Cat even though she might be the most manipulative, bitchy version of the character without any redeeming quality>Felicia also got into Rivals this year where her interaction with Peter is wanting to fuck as the world endsThe timing for BND was just right, and while obviously they intended to renew Zendaya's MJ and pushed away the idea of Peter simply moving on (with the blonde neighbor, for example) there was a Jean-sized hole in the community left for us to fill.
>>155424071out of 10!
>>155424071Out of 10!
>>155424201They'd make amazing workout partners
>>155424087Don't forget:>The first Insomniac game had people shipping him with the Christmas Cake police detective.>The Ultimate cartoon had nice moments with White Tiger>The Spectacular cartoon was cancelled before MJ and him could become official, and even then most of the relationship stuff was focused on Gwen Stacy (and somehow Liz Allan was best girl anyway??)>Even the lame cartoon that was took the worst from MCU designs and character writing gave him moments with Kamala>Someone in the 80s probably shipped Spider-man with Firestar from the Amazing friends cartoonAt this point the only time MJ has been a central part of Spider-man has been in either very old comics, cancelled alt universe series, or ones that are pointless with how Marvel is writing their relationship.
>>155423977I mean its usually difficult to make a normalfag girlfriend interesting in a superhero series.That's the same reason Invincible having his black and annoying woketivist girlfriend sucked so much.As a matter of fact, Michelle Jones and Invincible's whats-her-name gf have a lot in common>black>woketivist>annoying>bitchy
It's funny how, aside from BND, the only two alternative universes that have Spider-Man and the Phoenix playing co-jointed major roles are either the Mangaverse or Zombies (Red Band).
>>155424841>I mean its usually difficult to make a normalfag girlfriend interesting in a superhero series.I will strangle you with your own intestines.Lois Lane has been this for decades and worked perfectly fine, through multiple incarnations. Same for Pepper Potts in the MCU. Outside of the CW, it's also worked for Iris West, to name a few.The 'issue' is that when you write a normalfag gf, you have to accept that the character is a side character and they ought to be 90% supportive of our hero.Modern writers struggle with this because they can't handle the female character being purely supportive, without their own agenda and plotline.
>>155424878As a matter of fact, I like her better when she's psycho.>So, are we not going to question her morally questionable actions from this movie?Already did and I found them BASED.>B-but anon, she stole a fucking tank and drove through New York CityNice, fuck them!>But she put a bomb and released a Hulk in a crowded buildingBadass!>She raped Michelle Jones and tricked Peter into raping her, then she mouthraped him using Michelle's body!HOT!>She controlled a man into trafficWe called Saul in another thread and he already proved the taxi was at fault>She ruined Bruce Banner's life!Ba...o-okay you got me there, that was a dick move>They aren't romantic, there's an AGE GAP and they're SIBLING CODED!EVEN BETTER! >>155424938C'mon try it little bitch, I'm right here!
>>155403684Many such cases
>>155424841It's not difficult to make a normalfag love interest interesting or likable, it's just much easier to make them shit.
>hey Peter, what's got you down?>I'm sorry Jean, I know when come to visit you I should try to be all smiles but this stupid forum...>forum, like on the internet?>yeah it was started a month ago and it's full of weirdos making up creepy sex stories about me>like what?>all kinds of stuff and it's making my usual patrols insufferable>it can't be that bad, Peter>last week I had three different women pass me notes hoping Spider-Man would break into their apartment and have his way with them>ew, like a serial rapist?>yeah, they seriously think me, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, would do that sort of thing>what else>one guy literally begged me to spice up the sex life with his wife>ha ha gross he he he>it's not funny, Jean so stop giggling. When I find whoever made that disgusting forum...wait>w-what>you've been smiling this whole time. It was you!>guilty as charged
>>155425707I don't believe for a second that there weren't spiderporn forums until Jean made one.
Why do people think Jean is supposed to be seen as morally gray instead of as a villain with tragic circumstances that don't entirely justify her actions but the hero forgives her anyway?
>>155426016I'm pretty sure the implication is Jean is encouraging people online with the forum she started to sexually proposition Spider-Man in real life. Maybe she's telling believable stories that he's a total pervert down for anything if you ask for it.
I was thinking about Kingsley being the villain for a Spider-man movie.I think a set-up that involves Peter trying to clear Ned's name for crimes he hasn't commited could be a good hook.And in regards to Jean, I think it would be interesting if they found a way to make Kingsley have mind powers via DODC's research on mutants like Jean and Sara, to drive the point that, even after the events of BND, nothing at all came out of it and they still made a profit; since he does use brainwashing in order to have Lefty and Ned commit crimes for him in the comics.
>>155423761why not, free Jean from Phoenix shit and love triangles.Scott can have Emma, even though MCU Jean fits Emma's personality a lot more for some reason
>Be Peter Parker>readjusting to life after an encounter against Kraven>arrives home>Jean Grey is there, unnanounced, AGAIN>Great...>You tell her that "you have me" once and now you're stuck with the world's most powerful autist as a stalker>At least she has the decency to comply to my demands of "not reading my mind" or else I would be done for>Ned's stuck with bulimia and MJ has had suicidal ideations because of her telepathy>Can't even brush my own teeth after a long day's work since she insists on doing it for me whenever she's here (floss included)>She gives me a malformed plushie of myself hugging her in plushie form as a kid. It would be cute if I wasn't scared shitless>Decide to take her to the ice skating rink in Central Park, that will cheer her up I guess>She's showing me pictures of the Xavier School>Really it's just an excuse to "accidentally" show me her nudes like last time (either we're dating or we're not, make up your mind)>At least she looks cute when she's having fun, almost like she's not a weird psycho that shows up once a week>Random guy from Jersey bumps me and calls me a fucking retard>Jean NO!>Too late, she made the guy publicly expose and jerk himself off in front of children>After we leave she keeps saying how much fun everything was until that guy exposed himself (What are you talking about?! You made him do that!)>Pass through one of the Central Park tunnels and she's grabbing my junk for public sex AGAIN>Fuck it, this ends here>Not gonna play nice guy for someone so invasive>Have to make it real clear that what she's doing to me and others is a breach of privacy>It's like what May said: With Great Power comes Great->She's doing that hip sway thing against the wall>With yoga pants and the puppy eyes>Forgive me, Aunt May
>>155426807Peter, it's your responsibility to protect Earth from the Dark Phoenix, now give her two web-slinging telepath children
>>155426807>Peter totally hates having risky late night public sex with Jean >especially when he wakes up the next morning naked and holding her against him in a web cocoon>keeps falling for it every couple weeksPoor Peter. The Phoenix is insatiable and his Arachnid hormones always flare up when Jean teases him about breeding her.
>I have him, he's all mine>I've been inside him>I liked being inside him, I liked it a lot>I can't stop thinking about it>what if...if he went inside me when we meet again?>it's only fair I let him->no no no, he's too wholesome for that>but if I beg he'd do what ever I ask->why am I like this?
>>155427428>Emma Frost liked being inside Peter toowhat did the telepaths mean by this
>>155427428This is so hot! What would being inside Jean Grey feel like?
>>155417029>Jean lies back beneath the hanging webbing, ankles secured loosely enough to move but not escape.>Peter checks the knots twice.>“You’re staring,” she says.>“I’m making sure you’re comfortable.”>“I’m making sure you’re uncomfortable.” Jean replies with a grin>Her legs shift wider, exposing her hairy cunt, deliberately inviting his attention.>Peter looks away.>Jean laughs.>“Still pretending to be civilized?”>“Someone has to be.”>“That wasn’t you in the alley.”>Peter’s expression changes.>Jean’s smile becomes the same cruel, ecstatic grin she wore through Scorpion’s armored face.>“You remember,” she says. “The claws. The tail. The way you kept hitting me after I stopped pretending to be surprised.”>“You were trying to kill a police officer.”>“I was trying to make you angry.”>“You succeeded.”>“I know.”>She lifts her chin.>“You became so wonderfully ugly.”>Peter steps closer.>“Don’t call me that.”>“Why? You call yourself a hero because it sounds nicer than monster.”>He plants one hand behind her head, yanking at her hair hard until she is staring straight into his eyes.>Jean’s pupils widen.>“There,” she whispers. “That’s the posture.”>“Jean.”>“Tell me I’m a defective mutant.”>“No.”>“A dangerous freak?”>“Absolutely not.”>“A bad girl from a bad species?”>Peter exhales sharply.>Jean smiles.>“You don’t have to believe it. Just let the human pretend.”>Peter binds her wrists above her head and gives her a firm, controlled strike.>Jean gasps.(CONT.)
>Then she laughs.>“Harder.”>“Don’t push me.”>“I’m trying to.”>He pulls her close, kisses her hard, and ignores every teasing remark until Jean is the one losing her breath.>“There he is,” she whispers.>Peter grabs the webbing and pulls her closer.>“You don’t get to control this.”>“I’m not controlling it.”>She bites her lip.>“I’m encouraging you to stop being a little pussy and pound MY PUSSY.”>That is what finally breaks him.>Peter stops being careful with his words, his kisses, or his expression.>When the webbing finally strains, her moans are loud enough to rattle the apartment.>Jean laughs through them, utterly delighted that Peter has become exactly as frightening as she hoped.
>>155424878So is this just because of the pairing? Because Wanda has done far worse but I haven’t heard people shitting on her as hard
>>155428244>Jean lies sprawled across Peter’s chest, breathing hard and covered in sweat.>For once, she isn’t talking.>Peter cautiously reaches for the glass of water on the nightstand.>Jean’s hand shoots out and catches his wrist.>“Don’t move.”>“You need water.”>“I need to recover.”>“From what?”>Jean opens one eye.>“You know exactly from what.”>Peter’s face turns red.>“You were the one who kept provoking me.”>“I was conducting an experiment.”>“You called me a monster.”>“A romantic experiment.”>She tries to sit up, makes it halfway, then collapses against him again with a weak groan.>Peter gently pulls the blanket over her shoulders.>“You all right, my little menace?”>Jean’s eyes narrow.>“Don’t sound so pleased with yourself.”>“I’m not.”>“Your heartbeat disagrees.”>“Your telepathy is disabled for the next hour.”>“You can’t disable my telepathy.”>“I can ask nicely.”>Jean considers arguing, then buries her face against his neck.>“Fine.”>Peter kisses her damp hair.>“Good.”>“But I’m still winning.”>“At what?”>“Whatever this was.”>Peter smiles into the ceiling.>“Sleep, Jean.”>“Only if you keep holding me.”>“Deal.”
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I think it would be a good idea to adapt Spider-man Adventures Emma. She could be an enemy for Jean early on
>>155424878I thought it was a little funny people were confused why X23 and Miles were being showcased in new Mangaverse.It's obviously because at the end of the original mangaverse the stories were focused on Jean and Peter. Jean doesn't have a famous legacy character so they used X23. It's an anime timeskip
>>155428322Fuck I wouldn't mind spreading my cheeks wide for Jean's thick, throbbing, veiny MIND COCK. I'd squeal like a bitch on all fours and cum all over the floor...in a non-gay way of course!
>>155427428Fuck, is there anything more intimate than mind melding with your lover? Probably feels better than making love
>>155428769>Just pure unadulterated pleasure
>>155428769>Mind-melding + cocoon + symbiote hive-mind assimilation + mindscape Thinking about stuff like this makes me diamonds.
>>155428769>>155428888I know one...but you won't like the answerhttps://youtu.be/UetERvvIlIM
Never thought I'd see a rape joke on twitter
>>155423674>most of the newer redhead shipping fanart with Peter Parker in it is somehow Jean instead of MJI love this but, at the same time, Tokon's version of MJ has ojou drills and it's a shame she doesn't get much art
>>155429632>he said I had him so that means I'm allowed to ride him senseless every single night indefinitely
>>155429922The problem with MJ, like others have said, is that the only versions of her with a positive showing are all ALL ALL background characters. The last time Mary Jane was a prominent character who was actually based on her comic counterpart was Spectacular. It never happened again. There hasn't been a proper MJ across any of Gen Z's adult lives.
Jean was originally a playable character in Marvel's Wolverine. Seemingly due to the backlash against MJ sections in their other games they completely removed her. Now only Wolverine is playable. This is odd because there is already footage of Jean gameplay online from when the game was being worked on. So it appears months of work was gutted due to MJ hate.
>>155427428>I can't believe he let me cuddle with him on the couch>he smells so good, especially where his neck meets his chest>even after a shower there's a little bit of musk >his Arachnid hormone acting up maybe?>oh he's looking at me, I'll let him inside>oh god he's seeing everything>he's crying and holding me closer>if I kiss him will he stop being sad for me?>no I can't, I can't, I can't...his lips are so warm>Peter isn't pushing me away>I need to crawl inside him, under his skin>yes, yes that's it Peter give it all to me>all your happiness, your anger, your sorrow>I never want this to end
>>155430123So MJ made another game worse? Fuckin' bitch
>>155423674>>155429922Can people really tell the difference between Jean and MJ. I was gonna commission some fan art of Jean in the Iron Spider suit since it matches her red gold suit but then I remembered there's tons of MJ Iron Spider art. So what would be the point.
>>155430302There are ways to differentiate Jean and MJ sometimes. for example MJ has that specific odd looking haircut originally and her hair is often shaded pitch black while Jean's hair is sometimes orange.But this isn't consistent anymore. The color of both of their hair goes anywhere from red to orange and any level of light and darkness. As a result there isn't really a way to differentiate them aside from the clothing.MJ used to have a bit of a cleft chin but that isn't consistent. They don't have a facial difference. The size of their boobs depends on the artist. They are both shorter than Peter Parker. They're both around the same age. Neither of them has a unique resting expression. If you combine all of their comic appearances there is no actual phsyical difference between Mary Jane and Jean Grey
>>155430302Sometimes MJ's hair has black parts. That's about it. Jean is sometimes quite tall compared to other girls (X-men evolution) but that isn't universal
>>155430302Jean has green eyes, MJ has blue eyesbut in the MCU Jean has blue eyes, making her resemble Mary JaneIn almost EVERY cartoon MJ has green eyes, making her resemble Jean Grey
>>155428903Now you're onto something!
>>155430128I didn't know I want this so badly
>>155430496MJ also has green eyes, no clue where you got the blue from
They should pull a zootopia and give them so much chemistry that the fact that they haven't confessed feels like trolling from the studio
Another drawing finished I didn't use any references, as I wanted to practice drawing from my imagination.I'd want to hear your opinion.
>>155431396I love you and beyond
>>155424938Lois is a reporter and that's treated as a noble pursuit and active role within comics. Like April and the TMNT she is a catalyst for action because she both finds shocking revelations and becomes imperiled for the hero to save. The just a normie normie gf doesn't serve the larger story being told, it's one thing is it's own narrative about heroism and/or double lives stressing the heroes ability to maintain a normal relationship. This is why they keep trying to make MJ a symbiote or some bullshit, so they have an out on retreading this one story. Jean doesn't inherently kill the A-plots inertia like MJ (real or Zendaya). She can do stuff independently, be part of the main action, be put in peril, or do the rescuing. And the oil and water morality jousting thing saves the pair from Scott style giga tedium while doing so.
>>155431524Jean has the complete opposite problem though. It's pairing Peter with someone who's abilities would neutralize his entire rogue's gallery
>>155431396Wow this is amazing stuff, how did you learn to draw like this, anon?
>>155431589Peter neutralizes his whole rogues gallery and MCU Peter beat the hulk in a fistfight, muh hekkin powerscaling is out the window. Jean is on screen depicted a stronger telepath than Xavier ever has been and spiderman mindtanks her without even a symbolic nosebleed. Doom is one of the original run spiderman villains too, as if RDJ wasn't enough of a hand reveal where that movie is going. And having organic webshooters and retard strength means when magneto pulls his stark tech off him and gloats he'll lock in, pull the helmet from his head and noogie him while Jean casts Holocaust beam.
>>155430302>>155430385Throw in Natasha as well to make things harder
>>155431116>it's ridiculous how hard he tries to pretend>Peter thinks we're a normal couple>takes me out on dates to interesting places>sure it's sweet how we talk, how we touch, and simply enjoy being close to one another>but it doesn't compare to what I really want>even when we make love, when our bodies our joined together he knows I want us to become one in different a way>then he lets me inside him and I get a rush like no other>his mind surrounds me, binds to me>I've become addicted
>Look, Peter, I can handle the thief, that paddy police captain's daughter, and the tunnel diggin gook. But a mutie and worse, a telepath? Jesus Christ Peter, is there no low you won't sink to? I knew not growing up with a father would have an effect on you as a man , but I never knew you would fall this far. Now I'm glad my brother never lived to see what you have become. Not just a race traitor but a traitor to the whole human race. Get the fuck out of my car!
>>155414028this is fucking amazing, thank you.
When are we getting stinky hobo Jean figures?
>>155431132Yeah early Romita Sr. didn't bother filling in eye colors and colorers and editors later on aren't necessarily consistent but I'd say more often then not she has a green eye but I could find a cover art by JRSR of MJ with blue eye in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #19 in the 80s but I don't think JRSR ever really did his own coloring. JRJR and Todd McFarland era art appears to be consistently green.>>155431803Plus Red Sonja and Firestar. All the read heads with wild long hair are only distinguishable by their cloths
>>155431589Just give everyone a magneto/juggernaut helmet. Telepathy is a power you can write your way out of with a mcguffin. You don't even need the inhibitor collars. Just a device that jams her telepathic waves at long range, DoDC attached them on every cellphone tower in NY state. Now she needs to touch a person's temple or forehead or use Cerebro to do anything.
>>155432070Extra points to Firestar since her civilian appearance is outright identical to Jean..not just similar. Identical
>>155407033That's Sarah's age since they escaped foster care many months ago. Jean is younger
>Scott & Jean's first on-panel kiss with each other happens in (Uncanny) X-Men #94 (1975)>Jean's first on-panel kiss happens in Marvel Team-Up (Vol. 1) #4 (1972) and it's with... Peter Parker.Huh. I wonder why it took them so long to have any meaningful interactions in other media...
>>155431825kek based. Would be hilarious if Uncle Ben wouldn't have any mugger kids, not on his house! Would Aunt May like Jean?
honestly though jean kind of spits in the face of uncle ben's whole life philosophy
>>155432694So did Peter until Ben died. That's called a character arc.
>>155432912MJsisters…Aunt May never hugged our girl
>>155428322>>155429632>rapes MJ, she remembers not a thing>Peter says "You have me" and gets shot, immediately rapes him afterwardYes, we stan our Rape-Queen, JEANNNN ELAINE GREYYYYY
>>155432254You probably said Jean on accident. Firestar is identical to MJ, not Jean
The internet desperately trying to call Jean a rapist not knowing that Jeanfags love it
>>155432912Ya know call me paranoid because of how Marvel loves to use camera tricks to accommodate actor's schedule but there's part of me that feels like Marissa Tomei and Sadie Sink never actually interacted, even that hug part of me feels like Aunt May is a body double.
>>155423674Tai and Sora is purely a Western dub invention. In the East they're fine with Sorato because that's what the director/head writer planned from day one.
>>155433394It's funny that bringing this subject up around digimon fans is like bringing up politics at Thanksgiving dinner
>>155433133She is truly the best heroine!>>155433236Also sibling coded and underage despite that only making me harder for her
Spiderphoenix is going to become one of those>are they fucking?>They ARE fucking when they're offscreen>nah this is a kids franchise, they wouldn't...>no seriously>but they WOULD fuck right?>What do you mean the creator gave a vague answerkind of ships
>>155433386You're Paranoid. NWH they definitely did that but it was filmed during Covid. Getting Marissa and Sadie on a closed set with the Director and a small film crew while the second unit(stunt/action director) shoots Tom should be easy and not taken a whole day. It just takes good scheduling. Now if you said Marissa, Sadie and Tom weren't all on set together and they filmed May and Peter, May and Jean and Peter and Jean on 3 separate days I believe it.
Our ship symbol. Imagine teasing Spider-Man 5 with this
>>155433770Well, It does look like a Spider humping a Phoenix. So I guess it's accurate if not a little on the nose.
>>155433758Yeah the black hooded Peter is clearly shot on a different day, though at best Marissa, Tom and Sadie are on set together during the scene
>>155423556He was with Storm, an actual adult while everyone else were teens. I recall him being generally more subdued and obviously they were not gonna do a Jean/Wolverine ship in that show with that kind of age difference. All I actually remember of him from the show is this being where they introduced X-23.
>>155432642>Jean's first on-panel kiss happens in Marvel Team-Up (Vol. 1) #4 (1972) and it's with... Peter Parker. >Webbed Scott's visor >Kissed Jean >Dipped >She touches her lips and smiles in last panel Fifty years in the making the MCU brings it home, Jean's first and only in the marvel cinematic universe.
>>155433863616 Jean and Peter are like Soulmates who never really tried it.
>>155433863I was about to comment about how aggressive it was for Peter to web both Scott and Warren to kiss Jean, but I guess this is a callback to this interaction.>>155433664I hope they have a description that's similar to how Pod 042 describes 9S' thoughts on 2B.>To him, calling her family feels too unreasonable, but calling her a lover feels too distant.
>>155433770That'd be so fucking cool
>>155433978>Webbed angels wings too Kek Spiderman you dog you
>>155433863charles was super mad
>>155432049maybe someday
>>155433863>both of their first kisses were made without consentThey are truly meant for each other!
Just saw someone make the interesting argument that Jean kissing Peter was her being a mirror of him. They both taunt their opponents in battle. She is willing to go the extra mile to get under their skin
>>155434368more like under their clothes
>>155434368And they both ignore great power is great responsibility
>>155404551That would explain the fondness for baby toddler shit as op pic
>>155433770Though I guess maybe someone could alter it to fit MCU Spidey logo
>>155430128>I need to crawl inside him, under his skin>>155434368>She is willing to go the extra mile to get under their skin!!!
>>155433770That’s actually pretty sick
>>155433770I want this on a shirt... HEAR THAT DISNEY? I'D BUY MERCH OF THIS!
>>155434800Frankly it's weird there's no merchandise of MCU Jean yet
>>155435059the problem with the mcu's marketing is that they are terrified of spoiling their movies so they don't set up any fucking tie in material for their ACTUALLY NEW MOVIES
>>155435280>they are terrified of spoiling their moviesThis doesn't make much sense, any MCU trailer shows like 80% of the movieBND is very much the exception with Jean being hidden
>>155434120>It should have been me not him!
>>155435059Well, she just had her debut so it’ll be a minute until then
>>155435341Which, ironically, is one of the more obvious reveals they've had in ages.
>>155433770I WILL BUY THIS ONE, FEIGE MAKE IT HAPPEN!
yandere!jean or tsundere!jean
>>155436382To me its yandere prankster savage psycho Jean
Tsundere JeanYandere EmmaEmma putting Jean into a situation where either she confesses or Emma tries to rape Peter
>>155433770That actually looks good.
>>155436382Jean pretending to be a tsun but actually a yan
>>155433863God why are Pete and Jean so rapey
>>155402674They should make love and also fuck.
Stop trying to steal Cyclops's female. You already have Michelle.
>>155436935t. Scott Summers
>>155436935>Stop trying to steal Cyclops's femaleBut enough about Emma Frost
>About time I found you Peter I've been breaking into your apartment for a month straight and you were never there...>Jean that's because I got fucking evicted
yes yes, the dreaded r-word no-no site, but this is a top post on a shitposting sub
>>155437881>Jean steals Peter's hoodie>to say sorry she buys him a yellow hoodie>one day she changes clothes in a public bathroom>now their wearing matching clothes including yellow hoodies>Peter tries to laugh it off but is still embarrassed when random people notice and snicker>Jean makes it up to him that night in her...usual way
Imagine if Jean accidentaly orgasmed during the scene where Peter says "you have me"?
>>155438371what, retard?
>>155439050Reddit.>>155436382Tsundere who will inconvenience the lives of "competition" by telepathically suggesting that every minor bad thing that happens in their lives is linked to Spider-Man somehow.
>>155439095This is just teen Emma
>>155438818Doesn’t that mean that 30% of New York would jizz to Spiderman? Considering everyone within Jean’s radius
>>155430302>>155430385616 Jean usually has her hair parted in the middle or combed over to the side to show her forehead while MJ normally has bangs. It's not consistent but it's something that can help you identify them. Maybe.BND Jean on the other hand is very easy to identify.
>>155439120>MCU Jean is just a hobo-ified Emmawhat did they mean by this
it means i wanna fuck emma frost behind the bins in the alley next to the bodega
>this ship is just wish fulfillment for incels!!!Idk why people say this. I feel like coming into someone's life YEARS after they forgot about you and possibly hoping to reignite that lost love is the actual wish fulfillment here. Not to mention finding them again through stalking. Most people have to move on from a broken relationship even if they don't want to, and there is rarely a chance to be just friends again. More realistic to find someone new by chance and setting on a new path.
>>155439646Fuck IMAGINE the smell!
>>155439824I love 286444
>>155439765Yeah MJ is the blatant wish fulfillment girlfriend. Jean is a more dramatic character. She literally tormented him. If anything she's the opposite
It's pretty funny that if she does fall in love with him Jean stole an entire plotline from Emma
>>155439853Exactly, and that's far more interesting than a wish fulfillment girl.
>>155439765Yeah but Jean is a young skinny redhead who needs no man but loves you anyway bro that's just pure wish fulfillment
>>155438371https://youtu.be/QBQfy-JYL5w?t=18
>>155439964Nah, she's not a beginner friendly girlfriend. Disappoint her or betray her and she's gonna bite your head off or make you gay.
>>155439964No, she just lost everything and most likely become completely co-dependent in an unhealthy way.
>>155436935>Emma canonically fell for Peter in Marvel Adventures and even her 616-self was touched by him>Peter was 616 Jean's first kiss and she loved it and also repeatedly cheated on Scott with Wolverine with her alternate universe versions being even more unfaithful apart from MCU Jean who seems to be ride or die for Peter>Rogue is Gambit's and Magneto's sloppy seconds in 616Does Scott have any wholesome love interest options left apart from Psylocke? Magik would be based since she's really into him, but modern audiences & writers would never let that fly because of the age difference
Why did Tom pick Sadie as his new moviefu?Is he tired of tasting Zendaya's chocolate?
>>155440155The original Claremont Madelyne, before the shoved the whole “Jean clone” arc, was wholesome
>>155440230>Scott gets sane and loving normie human waifu>editorial isn't happy about poster boy of X-men being together with girl that isn't mutie so she gets cucked, character assassinate extremely hard & turned into an insane super villainFor all people on this site bitch about how badly MJ gets treated by editorial, she's been lucky compared to the treatment Madelyne received
>>155439964>Give up oneitis toxic haha yeah we're friends now dead relationship >Shoot shot with normal ass people again >It works (eventually), the same way it did last time around >"Approaching women???? This is incel wish fulfillment!" (37 is the prime of my life, that vampire ceo minotaur will sweep me off my feet any day now b...b...but not because I need him") Don't stalk your terrible ex who was mid as hell because it's easier to cope than meet a new people is a good lesson. "Talk to girls at all" is a needed lesson for zoomers on down. And it's complement "don't be a massive seething bitch towards your own "simple spider" for giving (you) a chance"
I noticed that across all fandoms, people prefer shipping the protagonist with their foil instead of their main love interest. It's rare that the foil happens to be a girl (Example: Rukia) so it's usually Yaoi shippers vs canon. The foil is designed to have an entertaining dynamic with the protagonist. It's always an uphill fight for the official love interest
>>155440081What would she realistically be like as a girlfriend?
>>155433770I would buy one of every merch that has this symbol on it to support SpiderPhoenix.
>>155441018Jean would probably be insecure around Peter because she can't read his mind and she hurt him a hundred ways She was sly and confident in the movie because he was a bug to crush. Now he's the catalyst for her morals
>>155441131Would she be more of a coffee style date or a party all night and heavy drugs date?
>>155441302I don't think Jean is very extroverted. Peter is her first friend
>>155441646So coffee and cake it is then, how many dates before going to the love hotel? Would she be into arcades and videogames? I wish we had more information about what she's like when she's not busy being a terrorist
>>155441009Exactly. This is even more notable because the protagonist and the foil tend to influence each other in some shape or form.It was through confronting Jean that Peter was encouraged to stop placing the people he cares about in arm's length. He had fun with Ned, but he was encouraged to properly connect with him after his talk.The same goes for Jean, as she used to characterize herself by the powers she has, but through May's memory, she was told that the people who love her will continue to love her beyond just that, and that she isn't alone, not anymore.>>155441131>Now he's the catalyst for her moralsI hope she has moments where she mentions her turn to the "good" side without mentioning Spider-Man at all, like picrel.
>>155441780I hope she remains slightly psychotic or amoral instead of becoming a quippy girlboss who is always right.
>>155438392She is such a lewd girl, I love her so much
how could anyone love a creepy girl like Jean
>>155442242Cute stinky losergirl psychos like Jean are the cutest types of girl around. Plus, the fact Sadie Sink plays her really helps.
>people are shipping Peter with a girl who tried to and almost succeeded in ruining his already terrible life
>>155441302I think she'd be an anal on first date kind of girl
>>155436382Tsundere
>>155436382Redheads are always written as tsundere for some reason
>>155442558They are fiery girls. Also one guy from /tv/ proved in the spiderphoenix thread that the carpets match the drapes really nicely
Destin attended a podcast and talked about Jean, a bit.>We wanted an antagonist that would be a real reflection of Peter Parker and where he is and his emotional journey [...] and I cannot think of a better reflection than where we landed.>I was really interested in having our antagonist be somebody who's younger than Peter, who really represents, in many ways, what young people are going through right now and what they are feeling.>This is a character who can jump into other people's minds, and experience the lives of other people, but she's also a person who is completely alone in this city and nobody really knows the REAL her, and that feeling, to me, felt like a young person's experience.There's nothing particularly new in comparison to what Feige had already said, but it's still fun to hear about it. Especially the "Jean is the audience's surrogate" angle.>https://podcasts.apple.com/tr/podcast/spider-man-director-destin-daniel-cretton/id214089682?i=1000782790195>>155442497In all fairness, it wasn't her main goal, and she could've done way worse. Not to mention that they are SuperFriends now.
>>155440437Nah madylne sucked before the other shit happened. Claremont made her because his editorial forced him to kill jean and so he couldn't retire Scott and jean like he wanted to. Thus in a fit he made madylne to fill jeans role. She's a girl who appears like a week after jeans death looking exactly like her and with amnesia to boot. Nobody in the comics makes any connections or says how this is all too convenient for scott until jean comes back because Claremont intended for her to be a normal girl even with all those coincidences. I think her plot of scott leaving her is really interesting too and the idea of losing her identity to jean. Your right her going full crazy and evil was dumb though.
>>155442830That's why I think she worked so well, she's basically Peter but in a darker pathAlso damn, that last part is great insight into Jean's psychology. I wonder how it'd feel to be everyone and no one at all.
Zendaya is ugly and nobody could insert as wanting her.Sadie is cute and everyone wants to insert (lol)its really that simple
>>155443228whats ugly about her?
>>155443241Her outward appearance.
>>155443228Agreed, I want to self-insert myself straight into Sadie's ass>>155443241Her nose for one, and her features aren't pleasing to look at. Even less so with the resting bitch face.
>>155443343Sadie doesn't look worried at all, its more like the look of an alpha proving her superiority.Just like Jean made michelle into her personal bitch
>>155443372Bro, stop inciting white supremacy
>>155443334>>155443343oh phew, it's just her overall appearancefor a second there, you guys almost had me thinking you were just beinng racist
>>155443513Truth is, no matter how much woke media tries to pretend beauty is subjective, there are some objectively ugly people and michelle jones turned out to be one in the mcu. Not my fault Jean Grey is objectively a hot redhead with a more interesting personality, plot and better fit for Peter.
>>155442242Simple dating preferences, really
>>155439984You know, it's REALLY hard to tell if this is either Jean or MJ
>>155443372>It's propaganda that PhoenixPeterfags are doing this for racism>Posts this manifesto
Would you pet a Jean?
>>155443611Will she bite my hand off?
>>155443611
>>155443655It's Jean, what do you think nigga
>>155443562MJ is objectively beautiful tho>Symmetrical face>According to colorism and most cultures, white, black, asian, Indian at least: light skin: extremely beautiful>Looks young and youthful>Skinny>Soft jawline>Thin lips
>>155443611She'd kill me but it'd be worth it
>>155443684>Constantly uses n wordHow about you post your hand
>>155443655>Will the venus flytrap bite me if I touch one of its sensitive hairs?
>>155443655Go ahead and see for yourself anon
>>155443769>>155443684>>155443748I...I kind of want to!
>>155443697Dude...she looks like a man
>>155443655https://x.com/neggoartz/status/2098904196699263202
>>155444087Oh...f-fuck, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist her. Do her feet smell? I kind of hope so
>>155444053A feminine 12 year old man? Okay? Sadie can look like that too. Like she's into women only
>>155444087That looks so comfy, imagine how blissful it'd be to hang out with Jean like that
>>155444087>>>/aco/9299011
>>155444087Is it just me, or is the guy using ai in his artbecause if it is just his artstyle than that's unfortunate
>>155444053Goddamn!!
>>155444087Huh, kinda surprising that this ship is still going ston on other platforms.
>>155444458no, that is in fact just how he draws, people just stuff his artworks into ai and then generate shit that comes from it
>>155444500Well yeah. Pedos hadn't suddenly dropped dead
>>155444534to be fair, i expected this place to be more rife with pedophiles anyway
>>155444484eughget this MULATTO FREAK away from me
>>155444458>he draws stuff>people like his drawings>they steal it to fuel their AI>now people think his drawings are AI
>>155444087Fuck I need her so badly. She is THIRSTYSpeaking of,is Peter a virgin?What about Michelle after going through college?Ned?Jean?
>>155444592Unfortunately, that's just how it works, I'm afraid. Artists should really put their watermarks in places on the actual subject matter itself in the artwork so no one tries to scrub it off or if its fed through AI, it's pretty noticeable.
>>155433770That's an amazing dog whistle
>>155443697If that was the case her fandom wouldn't be primarily teenage girls
>>155444686phineas and ferb?
>>155444592christ, ive been exposed to so much ai-generated softcore and hardcore art derived from this guy's work, that seeing it in its true form is tripping me upfeel sorry for the guy since if im the one that's already mistaking or thinking how much it's reminiscent of ai slop, im sure the next person is
>>155444665Now that i think about, he probably is lmao. I don't think Peter or MJ advanced their relationship enough Pre-NWH for them to like actually hit third base.Well, not for Peter at least kek
>>155443004Scott is such a massive cunt here wow
>>155444763What about Ned?
>>155445072They don't call him the CEO of Sex for nothing
>>155444441wowza!
>>155444196>12 year old man
>>155445072what about ned?
>>155443611I'd leash her.
>>155445346Exactly. No one cares about Ned. Though, he was pretty decent in this movie.
>>155444584thats not nice
>>155445371I found him more entertaining than mj desu. What about Peter and Jean? Are they virgins?
>>155444686I dont get it
>>155445408Both of them are definitely stinking virgins.Jean's pretty much homeless, and Peter doesn't look like he regularly showers given the state of his apartment and lack of a personal life beyond superheroics
>>155445408Oh I do agree that Ned was more entertaining than MJ, at least MJ was tolerable in this movie and didn't feel to shoved in to the narrative to make the audience give reasons why they're supposed ot be so interconnected to Peter's world like what hte last trilogy did.
>>155444534>>155444686You're trying too hard for attention.
>>155445408hard no to see these two sex-starved individuals not be, desu
>>155444717yes, that is exactly what that is.
I like Sadie, she looks 12 but still legal
>>155445472Would be my bottom dollar that was a samefag too kek
>>155445501Still funny that Sara's supposed to be 15 yet looks 30+
>>155445501would expect nothing less from you, anon
>>155445501Hence why op pic is like that
Man you freaks really love this stupid ship
MIGRATION TIME, PEOPLE. CHOP CHOP.>>155445550>>155445550>>155445550
>>155445588about damn time, was about to make a new general for it too
>>155445588>quadruple dubsPretty good sign that SpiderPhoenix isn't going to be dying any time soon
>>155444500Why is that surprising? This pairing is absolutely something Twitter, Reddit and AO3 would eat up.
