lazy simpsons quote thread

>>155417347
>lazy rehash of The Mansion Family

>>155417470
“D’oh!”
“Woo-hoo!”
“Mmm… [food]”
“Why you little…!”
“Stupid Flanders.”
“Stupid sexy Flanders!”
“Save me, Jeebus!”
“To alcohol! The cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.”
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
“I am so smart! S-M-R-T!”
“No TV and no beer make Homer something something…”
“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!"
“Eat my shorts!”
“¡Ay, caramba!”
“Don’t have a cow, man!”
“I didn’t do it!”
“Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”
“Cowabunga!”
“Get bent.”
“I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”
“If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room.”
“Excellent.”
“Release the hounds.”
“Smithers!”
“Ahoy-hoy.”
“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
“But my mom says I’m cool.”
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as…”
"Thank you, come again!"
"SKIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEER!"
"Mother!"
"Seymour! The house is on fire!"
"Spiderpig. Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does."
"I don't need safety gloves! Because I am Homer Simp-"

>>155418545
>Soon you'll be a nice, cool..— RAT!?
>Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car!
>This car was made in Guatemala
>Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers!
>I bought these shoes from a hobo...
>Well, la dee da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure!
>I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
>Heh You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place — That's why your daddy abandoned it.
>Oh, what do you know!?
>Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9 point 6, and you need it seven to eight max!
>Oh, that's just superstition!
>You watch me. I'll grow something out there.
>Not if you're plantin' gummy bears.
>D'oh!
>hWOOOOMPch