Name a character more evil than her.
how is she evil? she just likes salad.
>>155420320How is that not enough?
>>155420293They look like turning red characters.
It's always weird to see fat women perfomatively eating salads in publicLike hoe we know you're stopping at the drive thru on the way home
>>155420416That's merely the myth. The truth of the matter is that women just naturally get fat overtime even if they spend their entire lives eating salads and exercising their bodies. This is why plastic surgery exists and is very lucrative. They take women and improve them so they can be the most fuckable when it's time for a man to breed.
why is there a grubhub wiki
>>155420458They really did a number on you
>>1554204161. Salads are good2. Salads are not especially low calorie, especially if they are loaded with a fried protein, a bunch of cheese and a dressing.You can *just* eat salads (and you might, because they are good) and still consume more calories than you burn, getting fat. It's weird that assume someone is doing something enjoyable performatively.
>>155420293Why would you get a salad delivered to your fucking house. Nigga go mow your lawn and keep the clippings
>>155420293I hate salad too but c'mon
>>155420557***!!!WARNING!!!***Our systems have flagged this user as a suspected goat.Confidence level: 94.55%---‐-----Do NOT attempt to engage with this userHide all your leafy greens and empty tin cans
>>155420498autism
>>155420320
>>155420458on a thread about the grubhub ad
>>155420458We live in a post ozempic world now the fat excuses hold no water with anyone anymore
>>155420293>Nice try, tons of fun. But next time. Eat a salad!
>>155420293I'd toss her salad if you catch my meaning!
>>155420708BOGGLE!
>>155420850I'm still waiting for some horrific consequence from taking Ozempic long-term to emerge. We can't have simply invented an anti-fat pill. The universe wouldn't give that to us.
>>155420293>more downvotes than upvotes, nice.
Who the fuck orders salad door delivered? That's like the ones who order fast food door delivered like mcdonalds. Why the fuck would you do that?
>>155422337Give it a few years to wait and see. That's what I'm doing in case there's some fatal flaw. Anything that sounds too good to be true most likely is, but I'll always find it funny how things returned to 90s/00s skinny anti fat culture the moment a "miracle" cure for fat was found.
>>155423157it's been out for 10 years at this point. you'd think something would have shown up by now
>OzempicIt was originally developed as a treatment for diabetics. It was soon discovered to slow the digestive process, causing subjects to feel full sooner and for longer. As such it was rebranded as a diet pill. Ozempic doesn't make you lose weight or keep you from gaining it, it just makes you less hungry.
>>155420293>>155420320
>>155421944PENCIL
>>155420320Caesar salad is only eaten by deranged lunatics
>>155420622But I need an overgrown section of my property cleared.
>>155420850the stuff about it being largely genetic was true, but not in the sense that people can violate laws of thermodynamics, just that some people...really need Ozempic, basically
>>155423741>hating on the caeserRot in hell, you iceberg wedge eating bastard.
>>155423797The Cobb Salad Master Race will sweep you from this earth.
Is /co/ck/ finally back?
>>155423814Cobb is the salad of choice for obese autists.
>>155424141You might as well eat a sandwich
>>155420320What kind of mental fiend would Grubhub a SALAD? It is one of the items that is easiest to make yourself for cheap.
>>155420416Salad is good and is a hobby eater meal because you can eat a salad for like 90 minutes if you want
/co/ out of all the boards is the most likely to have no fucking clue what they are talking about and go apeshit that someone would like, order soup
>>155424172Bread Bad
>>155420458Wrong, they get fat off of the salad dressing.
Salads are their own diverse and delicious genre of food and are not even particularly eaten for weight loss. Its just a bowl with any combination of ingredients in it that isn’t already another dish. ‘I know you actually want a cheeseburger’ no dog i actually want a greek salad with feta and gyro. Shit is divine. I actually want this asada in a bowl of shredded lettuce, corn and crema. Can’t make a couscous sandwich bud. Get a grip guys
>>155423741Caesar is the only good salad
Right but you guys are all picky eaters so I would expect you to say that
>>155422337I am waiting for this other shoe to drop too. I would like to start taking it for its other benefits - it seems to quell ALL cravings, not just food, but I need to wait and see if it gives people Hidden Turbo AIDS first,
>>155424621No I'm still jerking off on the regular.Down 50 lbs tho
Just wait until they invent apomorphine for media addiction
>>155424638Jerkin' is a special kind of addiction, but it appears to also help with things like internet addiction and weed addiction (just examples, not the addictions I have)Almost like an alternative ADHD medication
>>155420416Salad are what stupid fat nigroes think is "healthy" because of their goy1m conditioning. Lettuce, croutons, and some vegetables have little to no real nutrition while the dressing is what makes it worse than heating McDonalds. Heavy, processed oils and fats with a shit ton of salt and sugar. A table spoon is like 300-500 calories and restaurants pour a fuck ton on it to mask the bland taste of the zero nutrition rabbit food.
