Im gonna do a storytime for issue 36 (I think,I lost the count) in roughly 30 minutes,till then discuss these two imagesI also ask for a minute of silence for Anon that usually does these,he died of anvil falling on his nuts
>>155422979Image 2When I start dumping I ask for peace and quiet and starscream hitting twin towers after letters pageQuality might be shit cause Im gonna use a snipping tool to get pages
Sorry to phonebros for shit quality
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>>155423045Btw someone else will have to do last gi joe and mask issues
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>>155423065>These creatures are too much for usAerialbots are bitchmadeDefensor superior (ignore the bike leg)
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>>155423077Skywarp type of nigga to barge into gay "wedding" and call it a travesty (based)
>>155423084Yknow I think that arkeville wont turn evil this time
>>155423093>Kwabscream is backIts overI will be running over kirkman with a road roller in 6 months when I finish driving it to his house
>>155423104I like Flagg in this comicBest human character since simmons in bayverseFowler loses points for being obama coded
>>155423110Onslaught will be deported into spaceGreat fucking timing with this page and white house ai slopThey really be deporting them illegal aliens
>>155423120Megatron is confirmed to be up and running for issue 38,will most likely appear at the end of 37
>>155423129Bitchcomber is finally being usefullAlso note evil fish on previous pageThat is the most evil little fish Ive ever seen
>>155423110>>155423120That goofy rocket is the most legit G1 shit in the whole comic
>>155423137It is and I love itEspecially with the pose they have onslaughtIts so funnyIf he was alive Im sure there would be "Are you shitting me prime this will never woooooooooorrrrrkkkk" as the rocket takes offI wonder if onslaught will be replaced or if Bruticus is benched
>>155423145Gonna drop silhoutte of megatron from cover of issue 38 later
>>155423150And thats itSomeone else do gi joe and maskIm busy
>>155423155Dont openMegatron Inside
>>155423160Looks like animated megs to me for some reasonMight be the gunFun factTheres supposedly a fig of pretender megatron with Zion Don for a shell and Ive been trying to post image of it in 3 formats in 5 diffrent tf threads but it never goes thru for some reasonHeres the site that has it,looks legit (site not the toy)https://collecticontoys.com/products/transformers-g1-vintage-classic-pretender-megatron-2021-anniversary-edition-donald-trump
BeholdBumblefatfuck by MattelI wonder if he rolls like an actual hot wheels
>>155423216Clip teaser from OPTIMUS PRIME AWAKENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlzW7oRI_EBumblebitch turns evil It seemsShouldve thrown him into the sun as ark was passing by it
Transformers is the story of two immigrant tribes bringing their bullshit conflict to the US abs making it everyone else's problem.
>>155422979>>155422995Subhumans make these edits
>>155423402Why is the white house obsessed with poo culture AI edits???Feels childish, I dont think righting boomers give a shit about trump in vidya memes
>>155423414>righting boomersThe irony.Are you admitting immigration is a bad thing and Trump is right?
>>155423383Nope
Cemetery Wind did nothing wrong
>>155423462Rightwing*Im asking why are thry so obsessed with slapping trump into cartoons and vidyaI bet yiu next week there will be a street fighter edit
>>155423492No
>>155423383Kinda sorta yeah >>155423414They are cheap and make leftie manchildren seetheNot to mention that they might (albeit probably wont) reinforce allegiance to the team for republicansBut best part is that there is no author that can go to a higher bidder and opposition cant claim a victoryIn a perfect world we would just skip the courtship and kill eachother
>>155423500BetterThey will call Guiles actor from the upcoming movie via wwe and we will see him falcon punching actors in the outfitKevin Nash (The raped bitch,kwab) will seethe about it and gape himself in anger
>>155422979>>155423402makes sense they'd lead a ghetto storytime when the whole issue's been scanned days ago>>155422979it's just a shit book and I don't wanna storytime it any more
>>155423402No they dontMachines make those editsSubhumans order the editsIts like ordering a burger
>>155423915It will take a while before you realise that you died due to anvil on your balls,We wont rush you ghost anonBook itself is fine but problem is that we are between big arcsUnder dwj it was a war but now the previous war ended and we are in relative peaceThey couldve moved to cybertron for a while or explored what the fuck was optimus doing before ark left cybertronThis arc is like sitting at a redlight after going off a highway
>>155422979>>155422995Was the issue itself being boring as fuck the reason why you felt compelled to open up the thread with this?
>>155423110I still don't trust Flagg and think he's trying a little too hard to get on the Autobot's good side. Maybe it's just whiplash from the course correction between Johnson and Kirkman's directions and tones for the book/character, but he just comes off as oily and insincere to me. Like he's just waiting for the nanosecond the Autotobts do something fishy so that he can call in a nuclear strike, or he's waiting for the right time to ask them to invade a third world country.
>Autobots, round them up!
>>155424057Nah,it was due to coincidence of onslaughts corpse being deported to space mexico and zion don posting slopaganda
>>155423110> Fowler loses points for being obama codedWhat?
>>155423120> Great fucking timing with this page and white house ai slop>They really be deporting them illegal aliens>it’s being handled by the mad scientist even Flag can tell is up to o good>Optimus clearly disturbed by the whole thingYeah it’s a well timed commentary indeed
>>155423894> In a perfect world we would just skip the courtship and kill eachotherLife’s not that bad anon, try to enjoy it more.
>>155424267But I want to kill gay niggas with a battle axe and yell the n word and the gay jannies (judges) wont let me : (
>>155424198Le cool wacky goverment blackman in 2012
>>155424365Why do you want to kill them anon?
>>155423963it's a shit book
>>155423160Not quite sure what I was expecting there.
>>155424752It has shit pacing and sunstreaker should be having a slur duel with flagg but otherwise its fineIts just diffrent stuff from dwj tugging on your cockstrings and heartstringsWe will be having war with cobra la starting at issue 40 it seemsMaybe new writer or kirkman will finally shift into high gear but that doesnt matter because book will stop being 95% setups
>>155424380Ah ok you’re a zoomer. Gruff but affable government black guy is a common character type for decades, Ernie Hudson had already played a few by then, ever watch The Crow?
>>155423492sherry, niles?
>>155424597Because I love axes and while you can spend years trying to convince someone to change their mind you can also spend a year training your body to decapitate people with an axe which is a far more efficient solution as for my motives ?They dress like shit,Its neither practical nor good looking and that outlook spreads into other parts of lifeUgly cars,ugly women,ugly clothing etcI crave beauty and shaniqua they them from body positive brothel ruins the vibe
>>155424822Only tollerable goverment black man was danny glover in lethal weaponThere hasnt been one since
Epic Voice Guy, a voice actor that voiced Prime was also detained/harassed by them this week. I am glad Hasbro spoke up.
>>155424846He mostly did soundwave and shockwaveWhat was he detained for ?Is Trump finally arresting bald "people" ?
>>155424882Racial profiled.
>>155424902THANK YOU BASED TRUMPAFTER 100 YEARS WE AGAIN HAVE SOMEONE WILLING TO CURB STOMP THE IRISH MENACEGO BACK TO IRELAND YOU FUCKING MICKS
>>155423093>>155423104I would shit my pants if the Dinobots end up becoming Starscream's creation this time around.
In the not too distant future,Way down in Shadow Base...Dr Arkeville and Major FlaggAre running a nasty placeThey have a guy who's named OnslaughtA Decepticon they just had caughtTheir experiment needed a new test caseSo they strapped him to a rocket and they shot him into space!
>>155422979>>155422995>The White House has adopted the Peta strategy of flat out stealing intellectual property to shill their ideas in order to get a rise out of nerds on the internetThis administration is a fucking joke.
>>155425106They arent even the worst ones in last 50 yearsGerald Ford was such a bitch that if nixon went on apology tour before reagan was in the picture he couldve had a slim chance to get back in the officeFord was weak and thats worst thing a leader of nation can be
>>155424833You should work on bringing yourself beauty first, it will attract more beauty to you.
>>155424833>I crave beautyToo bad you are ugly on both the inside and the outside.
>>155425208>>155425236Nonsense,Im white with full head of hair and chipper attitude towards oppresing my opposition
>>155423402Optimus prime is deporting the subhumans.
>>155425357You aren’t, cope
>>155425357They aren’t really opposition though, they don’t care about you.
>>155425494Yknow Ive made a thread cause previous op died prepping the bull and instead of discussing the book and transformers you and like 4 other libtards are being autistic about a dumb ai image and sligtly edgy jokesNigga discuss the bookWe are getting war arc with steel robots against animal men hybrids and soon megatron (forma de loco) will Enter and rape optimus in the alleyway and all you do is bitch about politics
>>155425559>ESL babble
>>155425559>We are getting war arc with steel robots against animal men hybridsDo we have to?
>>155425580Shut up bocoWe have toWatch as Golobulus hits the uhh Whats a famous building in chicago ?He will fly a pterodactyl thru it
>>155425623Sometimes I really hate shared universes...
How many more Autobots does Beachcomber think he's gonna find? A bunch could've fallen into the sea and he'd never get close.>>155425623Sears Tower but I don't think they call it that anymore. He could also steel that big reflective bean they have in the park, that'd be funny.
>>155425669He'll find Ironhide at least. Theres a tiny woman living in his chest.
>>155425636Energon verse is working greatYou could have a marvel situation where x men are having an epstein island,punisher rules a clan of mystic killer ninjas and tries to conquer nyc and at the same time moon knight tried to conquer the world because mercury is in retrogradeAnd spider bitch cant pay the rentEnergon is connected well enoughTransformers crash on earth with super fuel so secret society of snake men sends cc to investigate and gi joe is formed to fight robots but runs into commanders group so on so forth
>>155425703Yeah, but Cobra-la. They're in that weird grey area between "cool idea" and "incredibly stupid", and really shouldn't go beyond GI Joe. Unless its intentionally played for camp like that old Devil's Due comic.
>>155423129Kirkman making the mistake that TF fans will ever consider anything organic, short of Godzilla, a reasonable threat to their nigh-immortal giant robots. I get this is a shared universe but they eventually got to figure neither TF nor Joe fans want this.
>>155425669Im hoping for sunstreaker being locked in car mode at some 80s coke cowboy mansion and hating humanityIronhide is very possible as >>155425684Is saying but I think shes just short normal woman and scale was offI wouldnt mind prowl and maybe some more obscure characters from g2 or late euro g1Gimme Big Daddy and hot rod patrol but in normal scale so that cliff has few more pals
>>155425764>but I think shes just short normal woman and scale was offShe's obviously from Microspace. That exists now.
>>155425731>>155425737Cobra la has untapped potential of ancient lovecratian monster society that serves a horrific god and bio punk horrorImagine a drill vehicle but its a live centipede mole hybrid that you gotta plug jntoAs for cybertronians not being threatened by them consider that obsidian is far sharper than steel (but brittle and rare) Cobra la certainly has stuff to hurt cybertronians,they removed megatrons eyes and studied his guts
>>155425779Maybe,desu only thing I know about micronauts is that karza was a centaur darth vader He also looks like kotetsu jeeg (70s super robot anime,its remake/sequel goes hard as fuck)
>>155425840Wheeljack looks more like Jeeg
>>155425840He was in the third issue of MASK talking to Mayhem. So yeah, Micronauts exist in this universe now.
>>155425815transformers already had that with the Transorganics and the techno- organics in a way, and TF tabs either don’t care or generally hate the concept. Anything fleshy or soft compared to alien metal that does’t rust is going to seem like an uneven matchup, especially when there’s so much TF lore not touched yet.
>>155425856Its mostly the head but karza has three thingsHe combines with a horse bot to form a centaurHe has a red circle in the gut area where jeeg had a turbine/electromagnet and he has 4 circles in lower chest areaI think karza is a partial retoolMicronauts and jeeg had similar gimmicks of swappable parts but jeeg used magnetsYep,jeeg was essentially a prototype for karza,both made by mego,micronauts came in 77 and jeeg in 75No wonder I like the guy
>>155426000What country are you from?
>>155426088PolandThere are always two poles per boardWe got few old anime starting in 70s with one about a honey bee (I forget its original name) and later in 90s stuff like yatterman and dbz was airing next to g1 transformersI personally recall watching car robots 01 and armada and energon I thinkOne with cars driving thru space
>>155426144>We got few old anime starting in 70s with one about a honey bee (I forget its original name)Maya
>>155426171Yeah that oneAnyhow Ive seen rerun of yatterman once and it activated my autism for mechanical design in robots and vehiclesWonderfully wacky bullshit
>>155424902In person he looks mixed. I couldn't place him as white passing or something else.
>>155422979Shitting all over jewpyright is one of the few good things the orange golem's regime has done.
>>155423071>>155423075>Superion Combine>Literally skip the combinationHow underwhelming
Onslaught is basically dead-dead, right? Not ony is the deal of Cliffjumper shanking him, but there's also the issue of his body being stripped for parts to fix Shredhead, right?
>>155427437He's fine.Just...floating in the empty void of space.
>>155427437>Onslaught is basically dead-dead, right?Not until Megatorn looks at the reader and says permanent death.
>>155423414Because they’re retarded assholes trying to start culture war bullshit because they literally have nothing else going for them. Also it’s their attempt to attract the youths.
>>155426670No
>>155422979Pro-ICE people would be the characters in the movies who consider all Cybertronians a threat.
>>155422979This shit was made by hillbillies. Idiots who think an alien robot would join Trump's white trash police force.
>>155423383Megatron is a good american citizen who votes democratOptimus is a illegal alien who doesn't vote at all and he needs to deported back to Cybertron
>>155429320Seethe, tranny>>155429663All wrong
>>155428132You're right bro, all Cybertronians including the Decepticons are actually really friendly dudes.Well almost all of them, Prowl, Strongarm and Barricade are straight up bastards.
shut the fuck up about the shitty US Politics we have going on in the country and talk about the shitty comics you fucking retardsjesus christ it feels like i'm taking crazy pills whenever this pol shit comes up and people start going ultra-tribalistic about anything, i just want to read my comic about the cool robots from space that can transformBUT EVEN THEN I CAN'T BECAUSE ROBERT KIRKMAN DECIDED TO WRITE 4 COMICS AT ONCE AND LET THE COOL ROBOT ONE BE THE ONE THAT GETS FUCKED BY HIM BEING A LAZY PIECE OF SHITJUST GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU RICH BASTARD
>>155423120>Onslaught will be deported into spaceIf only one of his teammates had a space mode and the Combaticons could go rescue him...
>>155429801The whole point of ICE is that they all gotta go back, even the friendly ones.
>>155429687White trash, just like your fake god Trump.
>>155424253If they really wanted an anti-deportation message then they should have sent an Autobot combiner into the space instead of a Decepticon one.Because y'know Onslaught isn't like Jetfire or even Thundercracker, Dude is basically five loyal Decepticons in one.
>>155430506Lol, i forgot Onslaught was just one of the Combaticons.
>>155425731Cobra-La was basically baby's first horror movie for 80s kids, in a comic with a mostly older audience there's a hell of a lot of potential for it go a lot harder on the biotech nightmare abominations. The only "incredibly stupid" part is the name, and across Transformers, GI Joe, MASK, etc, there are a lot of things with dumb names that we're stuck with because it's been a thing since the 80s, so it isn't that big a deal.>>155425737>I get this is a shared universe but they eventually got to figure neither TF nor Joe fans want this.The Joe fans that don't want a shared universe or Cobra-La have the other book Hama's writing, the kind of Transformers fans who whine about not wanting a shared universe have known for 3 years already that they're getting a shared universe whether they want it or not, and as we've already seen what Cobra-La did to Megatron, and this issue proving they can just keep deploying bigger and bigger monsters, there's no reason to not consider them a threat unless the reader is just wilfully refusing to engage with the story.
>>155430506Making it a Decepticon makes it more complex morally because while he’s an enemy, Optimus clearly isn’t comfortable sending him to drift aimlessly in space for thousands of years. I would not be surprised if this eventually leads the Earth Autobots to break ties with the government
>>155423045When he was first repaired, Skywarp said he couldn't remember any of the time he spent wired into the Ark, now it turns out he remembers his first trip to Cobra-La?
>>155430295No, subhuman >>155430418Seethe
