Okay but Esmeralda owes him sex
God bless the prostitutes that specialize in servicing the handicapped
>>155429421Someone should be giving him a sloppy, especially if it's France. And because he's not mentally retarded, at least in the Disney portrayal. He's just disfigured asf but intelligent enough. It also doesn't help Quasimodo is the main protagonist hero, and Phoebus just trips and fucking eats shit non-stop and gets to ride Esmeralda bareback at the end, which I hated. But hey, a kid gives him a hug so... he's not a sub-human anymore???>>155429440Fucking kek, was gonna say this.
>>155429500>>155429440At least he gets a GF in the horrible sequel
>>155429421Would.
Daily reminder that God did infact answer Frollo's prayer after the hell fire song but he chose to ignore it.
>>155429609--said no one ever.
He's humped enough as it is.
>>155431112Said MEHe’s cute and pathetic and I would suck his dick
>>155429421no she doesn't and he knows itthe incel there was Frollo
>>155431726NotedNext time I repost this thread I'll post Frollo
>>155431177The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a 30-year-old film, and yet its discussion thread continue to surprise me...
>>155431726>no she doesn't and he knows itHe deserved at least a handy from her, considering all the shit he did for her. Between spaz Hulking out to escape the chains, and then Spiderman'ing his ass down to snatch her from death. Then fighting off his own abusive master who manipulated him his entire life. Meanwhile Phoebus fuckboy fucked around. Quasi (the hero) was cucked out of his prize.The original even fucked Quasi out of his waifu worse, because Quasi was the only decent one in the story. >~~Esmeralda is being led to the gallows, Quasimodo swings down from Notre-Dame and carries her off to the cathedral, temporarily protecting her – under the law of sanctuary – from arrest.>Frollo delves deeper into his obsession and becomes frustrated with his plan failing. He breaks into Esmeralda's cell and attempts to rape her. Quasimodo intervenes and beats him~~>From the tower of Notre-Dame, Frollo and Quasimodo witness as Esmeralda is hanged. Upon observing this, Quasimodo pushes the Archdeacon from the height of the cathedral to his death. With nothing left to live for, Quasimodo vanishes and is never seen again.>A deformed skeleton is found many years later embracing another in the charnel house at Montfaucon, implying that Quasimodo had sought Esmeralda among the decaying corpses and had lain down to die while holding her. As the guards attempt to pull the skeletons apart, his skeleton crumbles to dust.Meanwhile in the original, Phobus did fuck all nothing. He was ALREADY engaged, he openly slept with other women. Frollo then PAYS to watch Phoebus fuck Esmeralda, to which Phoebus agrees.Meanwhile, Esmeralda is tortured into confessing to murdering Phoebus—even though Phoebus is alive. And he stays quiet about it.Then the whole execution scene occurs, because Phoebus was a pussy and dipped outPhoebus is a bastard in the original, and a fucking goof in the retelling.It's humiliation ritualism for the "hero".
>>155433085I was happy that even though the sequel sucked ass, at least he got a girlfriend. She was cute, he deserves a cute girl.
>>155431726After getting her ass saved multiple times she owes him something. Doesn't have to be sex.
>>155429421Rapist mentality
>>155429421they really gave the 90s dreamboat hair to this deformed retard.
>>155434369That would be Frollo and Phoebus in the original story, both legit tried to rape her, and Quasimodo did not, despite being the literal retard.
>>155434383whaddafuck...
