If I was the one driving the pie truck and Wes pulled me over, I would act as retarded and annoying as possible on purpose so Wes will yank me out in anger. I'll keep acting so retarded to the point he puts my head in a leglock and squeezes. I would turn my head towards his crotch and inhale the pheromones emanating from him. Wes probably thinks I'm about to surrender, and he would be right, but not in the way he thinks. The strength of his pheromones will cause me to squirt right there, drenching both me and Wes. My squirt would be so strong, I would hardly be able to walk. Wes, very obviously baffled, would have to pick me up and handle me himself. He picks me up and takes me to him and Fish' car, kicks out Fish, and drives me back to his place where he turns me into his sex slave. Or something. I dunno.
>>155431348get help
>>155431604Help for what? I have what I need. I have Wes. Have him sit on my face and face fuck me as much as he wants. Wes does what Wes wants. Keep up the Wes. Live on the Wes. Forever and always.
>>155431674bet you would suck the pus out of a boil if it came from wes
Man it must suck to be an emergent prodromal schizoid who gets obsessed with a minor character from a niche thing.
>>155431802You would bet correctly lil nig>>155431819Wes will be huge...
My. My oh Wes oh fine.Wes are you needing of. Assistance ?My. My oh my beautiful. Wes oh my oh. My what would you. Like?Oh a. Foot massage? I am at your. Service, fine. SirOh. Oh Wes you want me to be. Extra. Extra delicate? Oh. Oh Wes oh yes I will be. Extra. Extra. Delicate oh my beautiful. Beautiful Wes...Let. Let me take your socks and shoes. Shoes off for you. You, my dearest.Dearest...Oh. Oh Wes, I see what you mean.Mean.... your feet, they are belonging to a more rough.Rougher state.. let. Let me get to work dear......Oh.. in between.Between the toes? As you wi.Wish my dearest Dearest Wes....Here let me.Let me scrape off some of the CcCrust lLovely Wes......You.You want me to lubricate it..? Wes Wes? Yes Yes I will b.But we have no lubricant.. I.I must use my tongue....W.Wes.. I never knew you tasted like Cotton.CaAndy and G.Grapes Wes......Wes.... I.I am almost.tt finished W.Wes....There.. All. All better now... W.Walk around.. T T Tell me how it Fe EeLs .....Wes....
Tickle Wes Tickle WesTickle Wes till he starts laughingTickle Wes till hes writhing urgentlyTickle Wes till hes screamingTickle Wes till he cries for the tickles to stopTickle Wes till his nerves are overly stimulated in every single part of his bodyTickle Wes till he loses all of his breathTickle Wes till he starts giving you death threatsTickle Wes till he cant move anymore and is stagnantTickle Wes till he pisses himselfTickle Wes till he passes out from not getting a proper deep breathThen re-awaken him with CPR and do it all over againKeep goingDont stop goingMake it loopLoopLoopLoopLoopTickle WesTickle WesTickle WesTickle WesTickle WesTickle Wes till he cries for his motherTickle Wes till an asteroid strikes the earth and kills everyoneTickle Wes till humanity has evolved into something else entirelyTickle Wes till Hell freezes overTickle Wes till God comes down personally to ask kindly you stop tickling WesTickle Wes till God and Satan both ask for you to stop tickling WesTickle Wes till there's no more WesTickle Wes till all the nerves in his body run away and never come back in fear of being tickledTickle Wes till we make it to marsTickle Wes till its the only thing Wes can think aboutTickle Wes till Wes' mind is filled with tickles indefinitely Tickle Wes till he beats you to death with a cast iron skilletTickle Wes till theres no tickles left
Anon, barely anybody knows who this guy is. It would make more sense if you made these retarded threads about Mordecai or Rocky instead.
My favorite part of the comic is when nothing happens at all and it's just lines and lines of dialogue and flavorless action
Would Wes enjoy Arbys
>>155433099Are you retarded
>>155434650Keep ticklingDont stop ticklingTickle Wes until he regurgitates all his organs Tickle Wes until there's no tickles leftTickle Wes
