>Be Doom>Have infinite wealth and power but it all feels empty because I had a college roommate that made me think he was smarter than me and kinda good looking (But not in a gay way because I totally hate him guys seriously!)>Incapable of not thinking about Reed Richards.>B-but it's not like I like him. I just hate him so much I spend every waking minute thinking of him.>Have a genius plan>Swap bodies with his pretty wife he looks at in a way he never looked at me. Not that I care!>Cook for Richards, clean for Richards, kiss Richards, hold hands with Richards, take long walks in the Park with Richards and our kids I-I mean their kids!>See scary movies with Richards (Cause I'm like so dark twisted I like scary movies), Feel his big hands hold me tight during the scary parts (I'm not actually scared but I have to pretend to be cause his super pretty wife would be I'm not jelous of her guys shut up I'm Dr. Doom I'm totally straight!), go out to dinner with Richards wearing my-I mean Sue's prettiest dresses, finally go home and make sweet tender passionate love in the way only a man who has explored every inch of your body can.>"Haha that will absolutely show Reed Richards who I totally hate."
