He's still at it.
>>155455159You certainly didn't make it fun, Zacky boy.
>>155455159It's all he has left.
>>155455186He made it better.
>>155455186MCU movies really aren’t much fun either. I’ll rewatch iron man 2008 any day but watching Thor 2 or Shang-chi is like hearing a coworker talk about Funko pops.
>>155455159The MCU swings too far the other way but fuck off with this pretentious bullshit
>>155456898He made it boring to be honest
>>155455159>I'd rather talk about the mythology of themYeah that only is done well when you're building up aura for one scene with civilians, heroes, and mooks/villains going "Did you hear?! NIGGA-MAN IS BACK!!!" And that's it. If he means the process of a hero becoming one then that's just origins and arcs which is just memorable writing because it has a beginning middle and end that he has failed to make a satisfying version of since he needs good writers which is something he can't recognize.
>>155455159I think he needs to adapt swamp thing from wrigthson
>>155455159He's washed up.
>>155455159Nigga’s gotta let it go. He got not one, not two, but THREE tries at the bat and struck out each time. Like you can’t even blame WB, they put out what his original vision was and they didn’t connect with audiences anymore than the theatrical cuts did. And honestly with how Man of Steel turned out the fact they let him keep going with Batman v Superman and film Justice League immediately after he should be thankful for the opportunities he got instead of whining like a toddler who’s mad his parents won’t buy him another of the toy he broke.
Yeah, mythology. How'd that work for Rebel Moon?
>>155455159I'm a brainlet what the fuck does he mean by talk about the mythology of them?
>>155463257He doesn’t know. He’s like those black people who say big words like “conversate” to sound smart.
>>155462840>he should be thankful for the opportunities he gotHe only gets them at all because of his wife, who has a shit ton of connections in the industry. That's why his projects get greenlit at all. Otherwise his shit would never get made because he's a fucking quack. If I was his daughter I'd kill myself too. I honestly don't blame the poor girl.
Hey kids did you ever notice that...Jesus was kind of a super hero...
>>155463523>dude has been married 3 times and has 8 childrenGood news incelbros - if a retarded manlet like Snyder can convince at least 3 women to sleep with him then so can you.
>>155462840>He got not one, not two, but THREE tries at the bat and struck out each time.You mean made easily what's the best DC movies ever?
>>155462840>Like you can’t even blame WB, they put out what his original vision was and they didn’t connect with audiences anymore than the theatrical cuts did.
>>155463523>He only gets them at all because of his wife, who has a shit ton of connections in the industry.His wife was a no one, before becoming a producer inside his own production company. Why /co/ pretendo to know something they clearly don't?
>>155464742>only posts four examples of anyone saying the directors cut is significantly better>two from the same sourceSo here’s the thing. There’s no way WB was going to be able to release a three-and-a-half-almost-four hour long movie in theaters. Three hours seems to be about the max audiences are willing to sit thru and even THATs a stretch, especially if the reviews and word-of-mouth is bad. Nothing that was cut from the “ultimate edition” made enough of a difference to really save it from its astonishing 70% second weekend drop. If anything releasing the ultimate edition as the theatrical cut likely would’ve cut at least a quarter of the box office.
>>155464770Anon after he fucked Watchmen and didn’t get shitcanned after literally every single thing people hated about Man of Steel came from him he’s either got some sort of connections or is blowing someone on the board. Theres no other explanation.
>>155465247He's got style, man.
>>155455159
>>155456898SAAAAR.
>>155455159I mean sure, talking about how godlike Superman is could be interesting, but it's not fun, at some point it feels like dickriding which is what made Batman insufferable because you take the relatable human element of the characters by deifying them.me, I'd rather have fun with Captain America kicking ass and having human conflicts like protecting his friend from his other friend.
>>155455159we don't talk about fun herefaggot is doing the same polarizing manipulative us or them shit that politicians, consoles and other faggots are pushingYOU MAKE SHIT MOVIES SNYDER NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT LIKE MARVEL, BECAUSE YOU'RE INCOMPETENTnot because they were mythologizing the characters
>>155464298WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
Any nigger who'd let David Goyer write outside horror is a retard and Terminator Dark Future proved it Ya Boi Zack makes Michael Bay look cerebral
>Zack Snyder’s ‘THE LAST PHOTOGRAPH’ receives first reactions from its premiere at >"Worst film in Zack’s career">“That was fucking putrid">"A tedious, frustrating, and grueling experience”
>>155470214It's his gardeners name!
>>155456931Those are both weird picks. Thor 2 was a boring dramatic slog, 3 or 4 wouldn't been more Funko. And other than needing an Awkwafina tolerance Shang Chi is pretty alright. It's incredibly mid but it's not crazy or anything. At least it led to Wonderman.
>>155455159>I'd rather just kind of talk about the mythology of them. And maybe that's not as funIt can be fun if you're not a total fucking retard trying to seem more smart than you really are by adding jars of piss and homoerotic jolly rancher feeding to your movies.
>>155455159This is a perfectly inoffensive statement. What am I supposed to be outraged about?
>>155455159Vgh, pure aura....Marvel could never
>>155464742Anon, unless your name is Scorcesse it's ridiculous to aim for a three+ hour movie, let alone a three+ hour capeshit movie.
>>155455159>xitter thread
>>155470467>At least it led to Wonderman.lol, shit taste detected
>>155455159He's right about Marvel, but that doesn't mean his own movies are any better. In fact, his are even worse.
MCU is slop and DCU is slop they are the same
>>155464742Why do people keep acting like the BvS Ultimate Edition is better than the theatrical cut? Almost every restored cut scene is redundant dialogue that explains that a different scene already explained to us. The only improvement in the ultimate cut is that it shows us Luthor's men burning the bodies in Africa to make it look like they were fried with laser vision, because the theatrical cut stupidly makes it look like people are seriously accusing Superman of having had shot people with a gun.
>>155472741And Ultimate Edition actually made the acclaimed warehouse fight worse by adding blood so it proves that Batman kills.Oh sorry, manslaughter. According to Snyder.
>>155470820You’re not supposed to be outraged about anything it’s just the fact Zack Snyder is talking with so much sass without any ass to back it up. The guy tanked the only thing that could’ve come close to competing with the MCU, he really shouldn’t be talking any shit about it.
>>155472741>>155472770You have no idea how happy it makes me to see reasonable anons. I’ve spent years saying they’re the same movie only to get flooded by four page replies about how wrong I am with pictures attached saying “the ultimate edition says why Superman didn’t see the lead lined bomb” which just raises further questions, like if Superman saw the box on the cripple’s wheelchair he just ignored it? Didn’t find it at all suspicious that a guy pissed at him has a random lead box strapped to his wheelchair?
>>155465247Ah so indeed you pulled it out of his ass.
>>155472770Because the guy that was run over by the batmobile before, and the guy carrying a flamethrower which exploded, those totally survived before blood was edited back in, right anon?Could you be any more mindbrokenly retarded? I bet Snyder could suddenly cure cancer and you'd be like "he made cancel worse!!" still.
>>155455186fpbp
>>155474417Are you so mindbroken that you’ll point out retarded shit in the theatrical cut in an attempt to “own” someone pointing out retarded shit in the directors cut?
>>155474373There’s only one way to fail upwards in Hollywood anon and that’s on your knees.
>>155455159Zack Snyder's approach is more suited for autistic people who care more about lore and perceived "coolness" instead of stories and characters.
>>155455159"talk about the mythology of them" and totally miss the point of every character while you're at it.Snyder is a goof.
Zack Snyder is basically that 11 year old kid with no dad who thought it was more to melt his GI Joes down in the microwave rather than come up with inventive scenarios and stories with his toys. Only aged up 40 years physically, and 3 years mentally.
>>155455159>mythology >superman is like jesus bro
>>155474417All those things you just mentioned were terrible hack choices in both cuts and your point is ultimately irrelevant to what the other anon was saying anyways.
>>155475769Jesus is the closest messianic and god symbol in western canon, no shit.
I am the only one ITT that actually understands what Snyder is saying here and it isn't even something profound he just wanted to write it like how someone like Alex Ross writes and sees comic book heroes, as something reverent in a modern mythological sense.
>>155476031It's cause when he was given all the rope in the world, we saw what his interpretation of that is and it fucking sucked, I'm sorry. I don't think people are stupid or tasteless for liking it, but from the very inception of it it was not broadly a popular interpretation and it just simply isn't good enough to brush off the criticisms of it.I appreciate that Zack is not some soulless asshole just doing shit and there is a vision in his mind of creating something of real substance. Not even just a nice character romp like the best Spider-Man movies, but something that manages to make make the public feel something approaching the feelings some of us get from Marvels or All-Star Superman or something. But I just don't think he has it in him. Not just that he can't do it, but that he doesn't really want to because his ideal is just not in line with it.Hell, these two fucking pages do a better job of encapsulating the core of Lex Luthor's character than his bloated crossover movie.
>>155475991Superman is literally Moses. He waals made by jews.
>>155476166Which hasn't been made in connection for decades, he's been more Jesus than Moses if you were to collate all of his allegories.
You can do dark, depressing comic stories, but they have to have some kind of meaning or substance. Zack's shit was just empty headed nihilism. Like a child marking up an old Super Friends coloring book with red crayon to make all the characters bleeding. Movies for Beavis and Butthead IQ types.
>>155476270>nihilism>when they are all about believing in the heroic ideal against the weight of the world.The main critique wasn't that it was nihilist, its main critique was that it was objectivist, which superheroes arguably intrinsically are.
>>155459302It doesn't help that every MCU character is the shittiest, weakest version of that character imaginable.
>>155470467You objectively have worst tastes than a Snyderbot.
>>155476305Anon, stop. It’s been ten years you’ve been defending these movies and no one cares. You’re not going to convince someone that the Snyder movies are ackshually good because here’s a ten page dissertation on the symbolism or whatever. We got Snyder’s full, complete vision and the vast majority of people thought it was shit. If you like it that’s fine, I mean Spawn’s one of my all time favorite characters so I don’t have a lot of room to talk. But we’ve been talking in circles with this shit for ten goddamn years and everyone is just quite frankly sick to death of it. I mean we’ve been sick to death of it since Batman v Superman came out. But it’s been ten fucking years. At what point do you go “it is not my responsibility to defend these movies as if they were my children”
>>155477087I don't think they are flawless but the critiques are often misdirected into something either inconsequential or just nonsensical. I am not defending the movies, I'm calling out the shit takes people say ABOUT the films. Snyder's filmography are groslly more misses than hits and I'm not challenging that at all.
>>155477193>the critiques are often misdirected into something either inconsequential or just nonsensicalThey’re not, though. The critiques are that the movies are a mess, the stories make no sense, and the acting is awful. Those aren’t inconsequential or nitpicks those are the very foundations of movie making.
>>155477146hell yes. ive busted so many times to her. countless.
>he was going to cuck Superman and have Lois be pregnant with Batman's childI liked MoS but he can choke
>>155455159>Fails at every attempt of making a cinematic universe so far>To this day keeps giving Snyderfags attention with some random sketch or photo from MoS, BvS and JL>Feeds fake rumors about him being back on DC with some Batman film>Basically copies Scorsese's opinion about Marvel>His passion project ends up being trash tooDon't get me wrong, I'm tired of MCU shit but what is Snyder's end goal with all of this?
>>155470341>Worst film in Zack’s careerand that bar was already on the floor
>>155480395everybody walk the dinosaur
>>155480461Kek
>>155455159It's kinda crazy he says this because his action scenes look cooler than Marvel's.
>>155470341I don't think it's possible for a film to be worse than 'Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice'.
>>155483204You’re lucky you haven’t seen too many truly awful movies then.
>>155483233It's the worst. Not counting backyard horror films made by 3 kids with a camcorder type shit.
>>155464717No, that was Nolan.
>>155464742Nigga are you retarded?
>>155467704He is all style, but no substance.
>>155472654Wonderman was actually good
>>155472725One slop has a global fanbase and other doesn't despite having movies long before the other one
>>155455159It's gotta be weird for him that his most enduring legacy is going to a short series of movies that weren't really critically successful, but got bandwagoned, by a group of people he probably wouldn't even like, so hard on the Internet he got to come back and do a recut/reimagining of one of the movies in that series.That's so fucking strange.
>>155483845Not at all. He's a deeply insecure man who will gladly take any grain of praise given to him. If it happens to come from autistic comic book losers, so be it.
>>155455159Zack Snyder movies are Rollercoaster rides too, it just has a biblical touch and takes itself more seriously (for better ir for worse) making it feel more intense at timesNeither have 10/10 writing
>>155483951>making it feel more intense at timesThat makes them laughably cringe to me. A serious tone has to be earned. If everthing is is hamhanded then an overwrought tone comes off as a joke.
>>155483970Remember when beloved character Pa Kent basically committed suicide to prove a very stupid point? Man of Steel is fucking garbage.
>>155472725What's your favorite movie?
>>155484007tie between Shrek, Pokemon the Movie: 2000, and Spy Kids 3D
>>155483988>Pa wanted to keep Clark's secret >Superman can't save everyone I see what he was trying to do but he went about it in an incredibly dumb way
>>155455159>he's still at it.It's all he has left.
