OH BOY, IT'S SONIC PRIME 2https://variety.com/2026/film/news/crazy-taxi-movie-netflix-sega-sonic-stranger-than-heaven-1236861148/
>>155474605>preschoolslop
>>155474605Just give us Sonic Boom Season 3 already!
>>155474605Makes sense. Not having a name yet means its not gonna be out for a good while though.
>>155474616Mario would never
>>155474605>PreschoolWhen will Sega realize their audience aren't little tykes anymore. lmao, no wonder they can barely keep their lights on.
>>155474666Correct, Satan. I'm assuming they want to secure the attention of generation beta.
>>155474605>Meanwhile, a new animated “Sonic” series is currently in development with Carlos Stevens and Toru Nakahara. The show will present Sonic and his friends as heroes for an upper pre-school audience, touted as a “high-voltage, comedic, yet emotionally grounded series built for kids who want to feel a little edge, a little attitude, and a lot of ‘that’s my crew’ wish fulfillment,” per Sega. Three seasons of Netflix’s “Sonic Prime” 3D animated series are currently available to stream only on Netflix.Man I wish this was Sonic Prime 2, this just reads like an even more watered-down version of itAt least they won't try to push it as canon by the sound of it, which saves us hours of pointless discussions
>>155474605>emotionally grounded preschool show.
Honestly this is what the fans get for being so fucking annoying about the fact that Prime was a kids show and not some epic grand shonen anime adventure with amazing animation and a 10 billion dollar budget aimed specifically at autists who think Sonic Adventure 2 is deep.I may be a lifelong Sonicfag but even I’m not so delusional and entitled to have acted the way most fans acted about Prime. It was a show for 10 year olds, not 30 year old autists, what did you expect? They all called it “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse” for months and now they actually GET Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, for real. It’s amazing. Have fun being mad about this too.
>>155474605Is this going to be canon to the franchise too?Whatever the fuck canon means to SOA at this point too because lmao.
>>155474605>Instead of an animated IDW adaption we get this
>>155474605I dont understand why people expect to get a Tolkien-tier narrative out of Sonic out of all franchises. Pick up a book.
>>155474811NEVER
>>155474798>sonic babiesI guess it had to happen sometime.
>>155474605tell them to have this sonic face the 90s robuttnik, get someone who can mimic that voice and have sonic deal with an eggman who doesn't obey the laws of reality.
>>155474605>Meanwhile, a new animated “Sonic” series is currently in development with Carlos Stevens and Toru NakaharaCarlos is known for directing "Mason's Rats" from Love, Death & Robots and the opening sequence of Rock Dog (lol)Toku seems to just be a producer/executive producer working with Sega since he has his name on all of the Paramount stuff, Sonic Prime and Angry Birds 3
>>155474605>preschool sonicIt will never be based again
>>155474969It never was
>>155474616Sonic has been for preschool age kids since the early 00s.
>>155474969They were never going to make AOSTH 2.0 anon
>>155474768>I may be a lifelong Sonicfagsounds like the worst self inflicted torture imaginable
>>155474605As a Mariofag, I’m living in a glass house this year, but I needed a good laugh. The Sonic Century of Humiliation continues.
>>155474768>this is what fans get for wanting something decent and not a 2-parter’s worth of plot stretched out over 3 juvenile “seasons” I guess
>>155474605Good news for people who hate edgy Sonic media
>>155474808thestateofsonicoutsidethemovies.jpg
Will never understand adults aged men who continue to be Sonic fans through every iteration of this IP. It completely changes what it is every 10 years to the point that it's completely unrecognizable. The only thing it has in common with the thing you loved as a child is that it has a talking blue rodent guy who likes to go fast. You're not devoted to a character, you're devoted to a brand.
>>155474808>>Instead of an animated IDW adaption we get thisAnon why would you want a adaptation of a comic where every story arc is rushed to shit and there is no stakes or any good villains in it ?
>>155474768>this is what you get for not liking slop, more slopWoah you just blew my mind. Have fun pretending to have a point shill.
>>155474768Prime was trying to be some epic show about a dystopia. It just failed at it.
>>155474605Sonic Prime Arena is getting a Netflix series? :D Kek just kidding.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmcEuocbSMAPH0Cdu0neR7qOYrOad6dB_PXEnPRM24Y/edit?tab=t.0
>>155474605I would prefer a new season of Sonic Boom.
>>155475323No one watches Sonic Boom, you watch clips of it like Family Guy.
>>155475285I read this before. Yeah just hire this man.JUST HIRE THIS MAN ALREADY, HE CAN ACTUALLY MAKE A GOOD SERIES CAUSE HE'S NOT A DISHONEST FUCK GOING "Lol built for kids, but we still want it to be edgy, to have a little bite".Bitch ... it's either one or the other ... unless it's literally South Park where the kids do edgy shit without understanding that what they're doing is wrong.Made In Abyss, another edgy series that starrs children that get surrounded by adult shits without the kids even being adults ... albeit South Park's characters did start self inserting and behaving like adults around season 8.Bitch if you want edgy Sonic then aim it at 12-14 year olds like Megaman & Megaman X and Zero. Don't fucking aim it at 6-7 year olds while pretending you're also aiming it at 17 age demographics. That's how you get bipolar shit that doesn't even contrast correctly.>>155475249It changes in a very superficial way. Batman and Spiderman have a shit ton of IP changes yet some things still remain the same to not alienate the demographics.Ironically Scooby Doo has a less retarded fanbase while it almost kinda did what Sonic did, but without being dishonest about it. Albeit a lot of people did bitch about Be Cool Scooby Doo.
>>155475285>>155475390Kill yourself Ranjeet
>>155475268This, when a show from the 90's, which had little to go on with Sonic media, pulls of an "Eggman has taken over everything" better than your show now, you failed.
A new generation of Sonic autists. As if the paraphilias in Roblox and Fortnite's faggotry weren't bad enough for today's kids.
>>155474605>SONIC PRIME 2I would rather have Sonic Boom 2. That shit was kino.
>>155475498betas had no chance
>>155474666That's a goddamn fucking lie, ever since the movie Sonic's been the figurehead of ADHD gen alpha kids everywhere
cereal mascot sonic strikes again
how does it feel to know what the sonic you knew is dead, and that the sonic that replaced him is also dead
>>155474808A show about nothing?
>>155474808IDW is shit too fuck you
>>155475590The Sonic I knew and loved is Maekawa Sonic who replaced silent stoic Jap Sonic and radikal skater dude American Sonic. Such is the cycle of life.
>>155474635not so fast plumber boy
>>155475590It feels great
>>155475653>1993Nintendo has learned since then.
>>155474666I've seen little elementary school age kids wear sonic t-shirts/merch in the past few years.
>>155475489In fairness, Sonic was far more interesting in the beginning before they developed the brand into Hello Kitty for boys.
>>155475715That's just the nostalgia talkiing.
>>155474605I can't wait for sonic to get a realistic depiction of a panic attack!
sonic explains to children how to check if they are trans!
>>155475590You gotta be more specific anon, there's:Classic era SonicAoSTH SonicSatam/Archie SonicSonic Underground SonicFleetway SonicAdventure era SonicBoost era SonicHandheld era SonicStorybook era SonicMeta era SonicBoom SonicIDW SonicCrossover SonicNew Classic SonicModern Sonic
>>155475786I'll put it to you this way, if Sonic was then what it is now, I never would have gotten into it as a 10 year old.
>>155475715In Japan, Sonic was always meant for preschool age kids. The whole "Sonic is for the 10-14 year olds who grew out of Mario" thing was only in the US.
>>155475141suicide is always an option
>>155475945Coincidently Sonic is almost non existent in Japan.
why is sonic the only scrimblo that still gets cartoons?Where is my new donkey kong cartoon? crash cartoon? spyro cartoon? bubsy cartoon?Instead its sonic sonic sonic
>>155475996Nintendo would make a lot if they gave Mario another chance at being a cartoon but they seem to be prioritizing movies.
>>155475996Nintendo is over protective of its brands and Sonic is the only child-friendly non-Nintendo video game brand that survived.
>>155474605I want Sonic to fuck me in the ass.
>>155476175post your photo, I can make that happen using AI.
>>155474666not physically but what about mentally?
>>155475996Cause Nintendo is very fucking stubborn when it comes to representation nowadays compared to the 80s-90s.Sonic is still one of the few scrimblo IP's that still gets games and isn't owned by a company that just sits on the IP doing nothing with it.
>>155474605I wonder if they'll use Prime's voice cast, kids or the game's.
Here comes the oldfags pretending Satam was a good show because they masturbate to it
>>155476337Depends on if it's animated in Canada again or not
>>155475672Oh have they, pea-brain?
>preschoolers who want to feel a little edgeThis reads like a parody.
>>155476435Isnt that the entire Sonic brand I don't know why people pretend Satam and Sonic X are dark and edgy
>>155475996I HATE TWITTER TERMSJust call them videogame mascot
>>155476511This, Sonic is weird because it's just Felix the Cat filtered through anime autism, he wears cartoon gloves for fuck's sake
>DONT YOU REMEMBER WHEN ROBOTNIK KILLED ZOOGY THE ZEBRA?how it sounds when Sonic fans try to make it sound deep and dark
>>155474605No, it's not.
>>155476582all we say is that sonic used to have stories and character development that stuck from game to game (for like 4 games but still)somehow that got twisted in haters minds as we saying they were super dark and seriousIve no idea why
>>155476435Have you seen what kids like today? And no I'm not talking about Digital Circus.This is exactly what the modern children want.
>>155476582Fuck you Zoogy the Zebra was my nigga.
