What is your favorite creepy pasta
The one where Wes fucks me deep in my throat until me and him both pass out
>>155474944The Ed Edd n Eddy purgatory theory
>>155474984Rolf: Died in the early 1900s after being trampled by farm animals.Johnny 2x4: Died of tuberculosis in 1922; brought Plank into the afterlife.Eddy: Drowned while escaping angry kids after a failed scam during the Great Depression.Ed and Sarah: Killed in a car accident in 1953; their father had died in WWII.Nazz: Murdered by a serial killer in 1979.Edd: Died from a gas leak explosion in 1986.Kevin: Died in 1999 from injuries caused by his abusive father.Jimmy: Passed away due to leukemia in the early 1990s.The KankersUnlike the other kids, the Kankers are theorized to be demons sent to torment the souls in purgatory. Another interpretation suggests they were victims of a tragic murder-suicide in the 1970s, leading them to obsessively pursue affection in the afterlife.
>>155475071Overview:The Purgatory Theory is a fan theory about the characters from the TV show Ed, Edd n Eddy that suggest they are dead and living in a purgatory-like state. The theory suggests that the kids are from The Cul-de-sac, come from different eras, and the early 1900s to the early 2000s. This would explain why the show's year is hard to pinpoint and why there aren't many adults in the show. The theory also suggests that the kids' previous lives and debts fit well with how they are portrayed in the show. The theory suggests that the green-purple color of the kids' tongues is the color of the people when they die. You can also watch a video where Ed, Edd and Eddy are actually DEAD!Details:According to this theory, each child in the Cul-de-sac originates from a different historical era, ranging from the early 1900s to the early 2000s that represents their past lives and sins. This explains various anachronisms and the absence of adults.
>>155474944>Be kid>Watch the latest Spongebob episodes when they air>New episode is called "SpongeBob in Randomland">Sponge and Squid explore a weird bizarro town, cool>Squidward is ambushed by a bunch of doors, opens one>Suddenly jumpscared by flashing image of Squidward with red bleeding eyes>WTF>Episode just moves on like nothing happened>Look for reruns of the episode, scared shitless>Get to the scene>Squidward opens the door>It's a fucking baby Squidward now>Question it to this dayIn censoring the episode they made an IRL creepypasta
>>155474944The one where OP stares at you while crying hyper realistic blood coming out of his eyes, and he comes out of the screen to suck your cock. Scary story, I must say.
>>155475202Kino
>>155474944The Flying Spaghetti Monster, he's pretty creepy
>>155474944bunny dad mean :C
I'd say Candle Cove is the only decent /co/-related creepypasta if only because it seems like something that COULD happen. Shit like Squidward's Suicide or Dead Bart or any of the pastas that follow the "lost episode" formula are so outlandish that they just end up being funny rather than spooky.
"Trouble in Bikini Bottom" is probably the most solid lost episode creepypasta. The horror is more grounded and I like the play on the angry cartoon reviewer.
Mario
Everyone hate creepypasta :c
>>155474944they were ALL cringe shitfest garbage and I'm glad they are not a thing anymore. these are one of the very few things that I hated about 2000's and early 2010's internet. still do
>>155478034Don’t turn around
>>155477010Dear Mario...Please come to the castle please come to the castle please come to the castle
>>155475648Too kino for normies
Ben Drown
story of the blanks, that scared me like crazy as a kid
>>155478205The way Dead Bart alludes to the apocalypse by having all of the grave stones die on the same day is actually a really well-done scare imo. You don't see that a lot in Creepypasta. Usually it's just "I have seen le unspeakable things... I must le kill myself"
>>155478261>story of the blanksMore like a teenager LMAO pony fucker
>>155478415I read it and it’s well written imo
>>155478242I thought this was real as a kid because I couldnt imagine how someone can make all this wacky stuff happen in an old title and on console only no less. The whole game looks weird to me now.
>>155478162that's not the Don't Turn Around pasta though
>>155478709Majora’s mask is the dark sheep of the Zelda franchise
>>155478759Cry more
>>155479437>cry me a river
>>155478162I love Jeff the Killer because it's just so wholesome, in a way. It's a kid who saw a scary picture online and decided to write a story about it.And the story fucking sucks, it's awful in every way, but then he shows you the picture at the end of it and you go 'wow, that's scary. The story's not very good but, wow, what a picture.' It's cute. And then you tell all your friends about the spooky selfie.
>>155479643you're an odd fella
>>155479643what
>>155479664>>155479826I just think that the flash of inspiration that child must have felt is so genuine. He got spooked by a burn victim and immediately needed to tell, not only his friends, but to try and expand upon it. And sure, it didn't work, because he was, like, 9 and had never written anything before in his life, but that spark of creativity is CUTE and WHOLESOME!You don't get stuff like that anymore. The internet literally doesn't have a place for it, everyone expects quality now. DeviantArt is the last hold out and even it is running on fumes. Even the idea of creepy-pastas are dead. What do we have now? SCP? Where you gotta have your submission approved in triplicate before it can even be seen by someone who'll review it to determine if it's good enough to be put before a committee? The Backrooms? Roblox horror games?There's no new stories, we just regurgitate the old ones.That and there's something funny about how it's a story that is 100% remembered, not for the story itself, but because the author attached a scary picture he found to it. He didn't make the picture!
>Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show?does this count
>>155479643and then he makes jumpstyle videoshttps://youtu.be/_OiPwDm1xjg?si=xYKsZXFMSAXz6ZeC
>>155479998There's terrible analog horror alphas make on their phones using assets from existing media
>>155478242it was good until the writer came back with that cringe ass shit years later.should of ended with KING KONG.
Most of these pastas are either purgatory theories or an episode that got banned but released somehow by an ex employee who was on bad terms with the network.
>>155479643I hate gay people larping as chicks so much
>>155480772SpongeBob at least got acknowledgement and confirmation. I saw that episode and it legit sent chills down my spine. Also lost episode or edgy pitches isn’t that uncommon
>>155480769Wrong reply meant for >>155480829
The only /co/ related creepypasta I like would be “Hello! My name is Ruby Rose!”
This fucking creepypasta predicted Pops' deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn4rQqSjSYk
I remember a creepypasta about monstrous versions of Disneyworld characters whose colors were reversed and who hid in the empty or abandoned areas of the amusement park.
>>155482692Abandoned By Disney I believe
>>155482692When Mickey returns drunk
>>155478205>>155478415The end of Dead Bart still crawls back to my mind from time to time.The implication is just so fucking well implemented and dread inducing.
>>155483232https://youtu.be/_NT2ZiPIukw?is=sEWgcrvGP-4FGrEtNot the ending but this is how I imagine the realistic scene to be like
>>155475202>>Be kidI don't think that chapter is that old nigga how old are you
>>155478333>The dude who directed the documental this shit came from made the happy merchantCrazy.
>>155483441>I don't think that chapter is that oldIt aired in 2019 and was edited a few months laterHalf a decade ago at this point, so if by "Be Kid" he means being around 10 or 12 he'd be either 17 or 19
