This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
>>155533175have you tried asking for your back to be returned to you?
>>155533175More like Butt-ana, because she has a nice ass.
>>155533175Okay, but what if you die from sepsis from an injury by one of her swords? The death is sword related but the ultimate cause is a bacterial infection.
>>155533324it only captures you if you die from the strike of the sword. its written on the box.
>>155533333The swords were used when she got them, they didn't come with the packaging.
>>155533347if you want to be pedantic, its written on the sheathe
>>155533175Absolute Katana, yea or nay? I like the hair.
>>155533333You like Huey Lewis And The News?
>>155533175Seagal vs Katana. Who wins?
>>155533470Seagal, but only if you ask Seagal.
>>155533410Absolute sex with absolute wild samurai Katana
>>155533410Absolute unit Tatsu.
She's made for sex
>>155533175What's katanas favorite anime character?
>>155533989>anime is for kids or maladjusted adults, Gabrielle. That said, Nausicaa.
>>155533175This awful movie was destined to be an absolute Black Adam-tier failure, then some genius decided to make the trailers half about the Jonkeler, saving the box office.I hope he got a raise.
>>155533333i'd write on her box
>>155534047>Is this you trying to hint you want to go to the Gotham Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Anime Expo?>...Maybe.>You know it gets attacked by a supervillain about every other year?>Which is just another reason why we should attend!>Find out what happens next in Katana #44: Villainous Victory in the Vendor Hall!
>>155533175Nice ass.
>>155534753>an intense rivalry between Fire and Katana begins when Tatsu is named Caped Heroine magazine's best superhero ass of the year >Tatsu has zero idea about the award or rivalry
>>155534753Mom hips
>>155533175Aww shit, new thread. Gonna post the OC villain list.Dai Eien no Zaibatsu: A group of immortals in a pocket dimension running a giant prison/factory populated by kidnap victims.The Magnificent Kento, Lord of all Ninjas!: Middle-aged salaryman undergoing a mental breakdown living out his b-movie and toku fantasies as a master ninja villain.Unit 999: Far-right neo-imperialist militia with techo-historical aesthetic and heavy firepower.Weapon Master: Freelance violence specialist and preemptive security consultant. Uses a variety of weaponry, pragmatism, and common sense to survive Tatsu. Distinct preference for expensive women's business fashion over costumes.Tokko-Raida: Evil spirit that possesses people and turns them into outlaw bikers.Dandy Man: Tulpa serial killer/living creepypasta that looks like a beautiful young man until the fangs and claws come out.Bosu-tan and the Young All-Psychos Gang: Bratty young daughter of a Yakuza boss that got a front row seat to Katana killing her dad. Swearing revenge she has taken the last of her family's resources and gathered the deadliest, most dangerous, and uniquely gimmicked psychopaths aged 12-15 in her bid to crown herself the oyabun of all Japanese delinquents.Apex and the Paw Clan: Army of apes and monkeys trained in ninjutsu by a kunoichi who has genetically engineered herself to have simian traits.Nekrochan: wheelchair bound social media influencer turned wannabe supervillain. Killed by Tatsu, turned into a cyborg zombie by obsessive fans, then inadvertently resurrected when killed by Tatsu again, which ripped her soul from the Soultaker and put it back in her body; the process transforming her into fleshwarping cybernetic being with vague supernatural abilities who has turned her fanbase into a cult.Kitsune: Michiko Tsuno. Tech based illusionist villain with an army of simp and paypig goons that she recruits through ethottery.
>>155536233False Katana: Product of Takeo's memories and obsession, a mystical doppelganger of Tatsu that has escaped the Soultaker and is unaware of her nature as a copy.The Seven Perfections Society: Far-left revolutionary terrorist cult whose members pattern themselves physically, mentally, and genetically on seven archetypes they believe will create the ideal human society.Axana Negodyaeva: Former associate/lover of Takeo seeking to avenge him. Years of recovery after being injured in their fights have left her with deeply romantic/sexual and violent obsession with Tatsu. Heavily uses superdrugs and fringe pharmaceuticals to give her an edge in fights.Obaasan: Clark Ashton Smith-style ancient Japanese witch imprisoned in the Soultaker who can manifest a fragment of herself in the real world. Manipulates the False Tatsu to help carry out her agenda.Le Roux: Disfigured former popstar turned culture terrorist/Phantom of the Paradise pastiche after the death of his wife and child.The Concerned Citizen: Aka Habu-Kurage, fussy retiree bemoaning the state of modern Japan and seeking to change it by poisoning people he views as engaging in socially unbecoming behaviors. Never actually does anything directly and uses a succession of assistants to carry out his work, who inevitably meet their doom at his hands when they fail to live up to his standards.Dragon's Den: stable of villains all with a wrestling gimmickThe Jorogumo Group: team of high-tech con artists claiming to strike back at the privileged while lining their pockets and leaving a trail of corpsesMr. Gamist: low end reality warper whose powers can only copy things from video gamesShoto Toriyama: self-described as "the future world's greatest paranormal detective." Actually a yokai possessing the corpse of a child manipulating superheroes into killing his rivalsMagnum: Tatsu's surprisingly pleasant Earth-3 counterpart
>>155536253Totally Not Doraemon: Robotic copy of Doraemon created by Hiro Okamura that was stolen by a gang of jackass kids.Killboy!: A baseball obsessed oni that works as freelance muscle for the Yakuza who is also willing to work for Tatsu if she can pay him enough.Ryoma: Scarred and grizzled Yakuza who has survived dozens of encounters with Katana. Actually turned over a new leaf and became a law-abiding citizen after his first run-in and near death experience but has the consistent misfortune of finding himself employed at or patronizing Yakuza front companies whenever Tatsu attacks which has given him the reputation as the toughest Yakuza in all of Japan.Rally-X: World's greatest getaway driver.The Final Girls: trio of bottom feeding con artists posing as high end personal security using their history as gun molls who have had run-ins with Katana to lend them legitimacyKarakasa: twee looking hipster assassin who uses robotic umbrellas patterned after yureigasa.Gai the Kid: The rootin'-est, tootin'-est, six gun shootin'-est desperado far, far west of the Pecos. One of the more notable members of Japan's surprisingly large cowboy-themed villain community, he's just looking to steal some money, do some killing, and ride off into the sunset.Shinobu and Suzu Asakura: Psychic twin criminals, Suzu was killed by Katana and inhabits the sword but their psychic connection remains so they act as go-betweens for the trapped souls and the real world.Oolong, Milk, and Cream: upper class Anglophile ninja master and her twin albino ninja daughters, respectivelyMonster Maker: Will sell you all sorts of superpowers for a high price and higher risk. Deep connections in both the villain and hero community of Japan.Donnie Wang-Yu: Ruthless and ambitious Triad leader expanding operations into Japan alongside his enforcers, the veteran Gordon Mo and violent Cynthia Hu
>>155536265The Wandering Wolf: Shadowy martial artist, rumored to hone his skills through globe-trotting deathmatches.Shuraba: Surgeon blackmailed by the Yakuza into service. Has used her necessity and access to the elderly oyabun to serve as de facto leader, and has taken to patterning herself after a certain vigilante when getting her hands dirty.Megami-Kazi: Quartet of Japanese entertainers who gained agelessness and peak physical prowess following their stranding on a mystical island during WW2 who refuse to let the war remain in the past.Wych Doctor: Crime wizard for hire. If you want arcane power she's your go-to. Of course, if you need her then you won't notice she's nowhere near as capable as she claims. Competent enough to be a threat, incompetent enough to be highly dangerous. Cut-rate Constantine that will sacrifice anyone for her many fuckups.Yama and Dr. Sancho: A 6'6" Blob-type criminal who is intelligent and cunning, but with no real ambition to climb up the crime ladder. Pulls off mid tier robberies and thefts. Usually accompanied by his physician, Dr. Sancho, who is attracted to this massive human mountain and his characteristics, which include an almost ubreakable skin (certainly not breakable by swords wielded by shortstack women). Despite their names and appearances, Yama is the brains and the brawn of the operation. Sancho comes along for the ride.The Salaryman: Villain whose mental powers compels indifference and acceptance to criminal behavior and putting mundane concerns as a higher priority to heroics and vigilantism.Orgone Donor: A former government scientist tasked with coming up with a solution to Japan's dwindling birth rate, he becomes obsessed with the stimulation of sexual drive through the pituitary gland, creating a device that does just that, the libiditron. Scorned and shunned by the scientific community and government alike, he will show 'em all. Sexily.
>>155533271Respect women.
>>155536275Supporting Cast OCs:Chikari and Hideo Yamashiro: Tatsu's mother and father in law who have a complicated view of her activities.Shiori Sugimoto: Takeo's "widow" and mother of his child that has a mutually antipathetic relationship with Tatsu.Yuriko Sugimoto: Tatsu's niece that everyone tries to keep in the dark about the reality of her father.Special Inspector Katsuyoshi Takishita: Tatsu's liaison with the Japanese government; a self-serving bureaucrat who distrusts and dislikes Tatsu and views her more as a tool to be used than an actual hero.Tanuki: pen name of an underground gonzo "journalist" and complete sleazeball who is surprisingly good at convincing powerful and dangerous women to let him photograph them nude.Det. Kogoro Nogami: Lead detective whose meteoric rise among police ranks was due to nepotism and connections more than capability. Earnest, sincere, and over his head most of the time he's increasingly relying on local superheroes to deal with crime.
>>155535962Katanal
>>155537743Katana is not for butt stuff. Looker is, but plays coy about it.
>>155538150Katana only engages in procreation sessions with her husband (deceased).
>>155538642Of course, why bother with all the prep, stretching, and lubrication when you have a perfectly useful vagina to make babies with?
>>155535353>For God's sake, it's bad enough Kimbo has this one sided shit with Butter Knife, but not you too.>Did I miss something, Ice?>You have to excuse Bea, Katana, she's kinda competitive. >That's not the point, Guy.>Yer just jealous about a stupid mag that was wrong-->So you do agree I should be number 1.>Fire. Beatriz. You don't even have the best ass in OUR Justice League. Don't get me wrong it's fantastic but honestly? You're beat out by PG, Canary & Kimbo who are in a Three-way tie for 1st.>FURY OF THE SUN, GARDNER. >Kimbo, I'm complimenting you.
>>155539230>I bet the Justice Society doesn't have to put up with this...*meanwhile, at the NYC brownstone home of the Justice Society of America*>I don't believe this! I finally make Super Gay's hottest cape hotties list and my ass is ranked third!>Now now, Todd, you're a very handsome man; you shouldn't feel bad for what other people think.>That's not the point, Ma! I mean Ted I can see - he's pretty caked up, but Sandy?
>>155533410Hell Yes
>>155533333holy quints batman
>>155533333Nice numbers
>>155533410big yeaI hope Cass and her motley crew absolutely demolish Selina and her cat losers
>>155533410I get Samurai Shodown vibes
>>155533175I got her ass
>>155542857>stabs Psylocke with Soultaker>sucks Betsy right out of her
>>155536290I respect that she makes my dick turgid.
>>155543204>hah, I still got one soul left, I think!
>>155533175Y does she got his back tho?
>>155545331Because she's a good teammate
>>155533175I see. And who WOULD you advise getting killed by?
>>155545645Uhhhh, Deadshot?
>>155545632And a good friend.>did I ever tell you about Tatsu Yamashiro?
>>155542857>>155543204>>155544871>Betsy Braddock is now in the Soultaker.>But so is Kwannon?>The X-Men and Outsiders want answers from Katana but Captain Britain say this HAS to happen!>It's Brave & Bold Team-Ups #466, "Two Souls, One Sword!"
She needs a new costume. The red and yellow costume and the current design are lame.
>>155546614How about combining them?
>>155546614Amazing that someone can so confidently have such a wrong opinion.
>>155538150then why does she have that three cock ass
>>155548912What did he mean by this?
>>155548912Tatsu can fit multiple dildos in her ass
>>155548912To mock your desire.
>>155550881Anyone can fit multiple dildos in their ass, the issue is whether or not they want to. And Tatsu doesn't see a point in sex unless it comes with the chance of pregnancy.
>>155553145I'm gonna go ahead and say it, Halo's costume sucks. I can get what they were going for but it just looks weird.
>>155553232I do like her short hair look
>>155533175What was so wrong with the line?
>>155553520The delivery?
>>155553405It is a nice look.
>>155555265
>>155556289>Rare Katana & Shiva team
>>155536275>no Miko turned evil who can counter Tatsus sword with Shinto magic>no Tanuki who isn't actually a vilain but has found pleasure in just trolling her for shit and giggles
>>155553232I think they were going for weird.
>>155556289That's another Absolute thing now too: Tatsu apparently worked for her and both still wanted to fight the Absolute Jonkler, but Tatsu just went in immediately while Shiva waited for David to fuck up raising Cass before doing it herself. And Shiva was gonna let her rot for it. What a bitch.
>>155556893There is a guy in the supporting cast named Tanuki who already hits some of those notes. Corrupted shrine maiden would be cool though, though I don't know enough about magic in Shintoism to contribute much at the moment.
>>155557989>Absolute Shiva is more of a bitch than regular Shiva
>>155558961Absolute Shiva completely understood the assignment.
>>155559443Absolute Shiva actually acts like a shadowy assassin and took her time building up a support network and operatives after the Jonkler killed her original league of assassins.
>>155545645Killer Pussy, the Amalgam Comics version of Killer Moth and Black Cat
>>155559462The Jonkler will rape her in response, because it is the will of darkseid.
>>155559971>Killer Pussy>Also Felicia's nickname in bed
>>155533175Do you think Katana could grip a sword with her butt cheeks and still sword fight someone from behind ?
>>155560140>No one has ever asked Bruce if he can use his utility belt with only his butt.>Actually, thanks to extensive training I can both toss a batarang and use a grapnel gun with my buttocks.>...>...>...Prove it.
>>155560078Darkseid did have that time in his youth where he was into making degenerate porn.
>>155533410I like the quasi-kabuki face paint instead of the mask for this design.
>>155560784>Anal Apokolips>Female Furious Fingering>Fire Pit Fisting: Anal Apokolips 2-Granny, My Goodness!
>>155561335>Bareback in Kalibak
>>155561850LOL good one
>>155561850>Big Barda's Big Blowjobs
>>155560078Quick, someone get Gordon
>>155534213Not a single guy. It was a whole studio who made the trailers and the trailers did so well they re-edited the entire fucking movie.One of the main reasons the movie is so bad is specifically because the cut we got was cobbled together last second. Even if the OG cut was equally bad and had Batfleck fucking Harley on top of a car
>>155563379Maybe comic Bruce should go for that level of pettiness. Bang criminals' girlfriends and taunt them with it.
>>155563637Wouldn't that be more of a Green Arrow thing?
>>155564706Ollie would somehow manage to do it on accident.
>>155533175I wonder what Karen Fukuhara is doing right now. I am quite fond of her and her nice butt.
>just like mowing the lawnMotoko LAWNMOWER!
>>155565923What a dork.
>>155559971Killer Pussy, an erotic assassin who sleeps with her targets, absorbing all of their good luck and replacing it with a curse that leads to their death through some kind of accident shortly after.
>>155565951>Dru and Felicia spend all night pondering the philosophical ramifications and whether or not she has a penis
>>155565459>Look, I didn't plan this to happen!>Sure.>Seriously, how was I supposed to know that was the Don's wife?!>The fact she rolled up in his custom limo?>I don't have tabs on ALL his cars!>Uh-huh.>Besides, I thought it was his mistress!>Not much better, Ollie.
>>155533410Wild hair/10, I approve.
>>155567197>What bothers me isn't the fact you cheated on Dinah.>We're on a break right now, okay?>Or that you slept with Brick's girl.>How was I supposed to know he was into artsy hipster women with eating disorders?>Don't worry, we'll get to that last part later; it's that for some reason you started discussing your sex life in such detail in the middle of a fight that a supervillain was able to recognize who you're banging.>If you're gonna be like this then you can chain me back up and rearm the bomb, I'm done.
>>155567577Kek
>>155567197>>Not much better, Ollie.I admit, the very first thing going through my head when reading that dialogue was pic related.
>>155533410I want both. Holy shit that bodysuit is sex and so is the wild woman look. Imagine the shaven snatch vs crotch jungle contrast.
Someone got paid for writing this
>>155533175>this is Karen Fukuhara, she’s got a nice ass. She can make your dick explode with just one word in moon speak, just like one of my Japanese animes. I would advice not to jack off to her, your dick will get raw
>>155568300Hot
>>155561335>>155561850>>155562829You that it's canon, right? At least it was at some point that in his youth, Darkseid took part in some porn making stuff and the guy that he made it with got sad and angry when he grew up to become the dictator of Apokolips and decided that making porn was beneath him. The guy that he used to make porn with even tried to make a sex tape with Big Barda and Superman.
>>155569828Bryne Superman?
>>155568858I thought it was a good movie
>>155570144Someone had to
>>155570128you wouldn't brine superman
>>155570128>>155571133
>>155571718Heh
>>155559443>not Absolutely understood
>>155572271I'm not going for low-hanging fruit.
>>155573759You know what? Respect.
>>155575171One thing I like about Shiva's appearances in O'Neil's Question is that she's always drawn in the most unassuming, regular clothing. It bugs me when she's drawn looking like all her outfits come from the gift shop of a Chinese cultural festival.
>>155575782>TFW Shiva gets into a death match looking like an 80s aerobics instructor
>>155533175One of the least original comic characters.Is it the same guy posting her or some bot? Every month there is a katana post maybe even the same image
>>155577028I am not even always here, but I often see a thread about this obscure boring weeb sex bait character
>>155577072Why post if you don't like her?
>>155550881Three's the ideal when she wants to feel like a whore
>>155577951I am wondering if the op is a bot or do ppl actually like this character that much?
>>155533410She got that 90's Alita sex hair.
>>155578716Back when we had poster counts these threads could hit 60 unique posters.
>>155578899Weird, when did poster counts stop?
>>155533410All alone in there for over a year. Her pussy must be so fucking hairy.
>>155533410We need Wild Hajr Absolute Tatsu in Regular Tatsu's outfits.
>>155578953couple years back
>>155579927Quite the shitty decision
>>155579025>The SoulRazor>When you need to trim with a vengeance
