Good morning, grandpa. Do you remember that tomorrow is the 21st of September? Party on, grandpa, and enjoy the newspaper comics.
cage the beast while you waitnice art, Ines
serials. >>155452455
>>155452458 >hacker used a flashdrive that explodes his computer>the weed of crime bears bitter fruitlive by the sword?
>>155452467 dammit, I wanted a beach episode
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>>155452478 >multiple weeks of nothing but gossip panelsMary Worth once again proves that time is relative
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>>155545567the Phantom dailies continue to be a much wilder ride
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>>155545528>ines, age 23
>>155452501 that's kidnapping and assault, kids
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>>155545616Good goy, turn your children into screen addicts as early as possible!
>>155545528 1&3; Blackbird's beak & forked tree limbAs if anyone is willing to go to a home where a mad scientist lives... let alone take credit by even nearing anything in his home...Stuffing in pillow, "Grandma's" other ear, Riding hood's mouth, Background foliage, Straw from the glass & Label bind detail on the fallen bookc) Dolphin
>>155545649Fun fact: Traffic lights are always in the same order, specifically so that even colorblind people can use them.
>>155545657I'll never understand why Beatles vs Stones is still such a hot issue for boomers.
lol
>>155545657Wario Beatles is a fucking perfect description of the Rolling Stones.
shoot your shot, king
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>>155545528The way the desk is positioned, Count Weirdly would see if someone came in
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>>155545649There was a Martha Speaks episode about that, I think the plot was that someone ignored the red light and Martha was the only witness. Martha pointed out that she's colorblind, but she still knows that red light is on the top.
seems familiar somehow
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back next weektake it away, fellas
>>155545524Remember, remember the 21th of September
>>155545528The pen still has its cap on.
>>155545532Damn, that's a dark fate even for a serial strip.
>>155545804D.O.I.Q.L.A.R.?
>>155545657>>155545742Who are Luigi Beatles and Waluigi Beatles then?
>>155545910This report should've been part of the song from You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown.
>>155546325Luigi Beatles are The Monkees, Waluigi Beatles are The Beach Boys.
>>155546005Meet... BREE KAY!BRENGHIS KONG!
>>155546381This week: Maricela goes clubbing.
>>155545637Fucking kek.
Book Club anon here, thought this might interest you lot: >>155546423
>>155545974Wild
>>155545591>"Kids, you're like five feet behind me, I heard your whole plan
>>155545596I want to like this strip, but good LORD does it love to sniff its own farts
>>155546362No, Waluigi Beatles are clearly The Kinks
>>155545658Huh... that does make sense>>155545665It was a microcosm of the whole "mods/hippies vs rockers" bullshit in the 60s>>155545878>Fritzi is a slutnoice
>>155546099Sounds like whoever made this strip is kind of a pain to shop with if they're slightly inconvenienced
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (OCTODACTYL) WIFE TIER:>>155546050>>155546060SLYLOCK TIER:>>155545528CHUCKLE TIER:B.C. (Classic)Beware Of ToddlerCrabgrass Cul De SacNon SequiturOn The Fastrack (Daily)PopeyeWallace The BraveThe Wizard Of IdPeanuts (Classic)COMFY TIER:Breaking Cat NewsCalvin And Hobbes (walks)Far SideLuannPhoebe And Her UnicornRosebuds (Friday)"OCEAN FASHION CINEMATIC UNIVERSE" TIER:>>155546012>>155545963All others DNQ.Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>155546215>pantsu uuuooohhh
>>155545528The cap is still on the pen.
>>155545658There’s a US town that only has horizontal lights. It’s for “cultural” reasons.
>>155545643Think you missed the point there, champ. Maybe reread with a more critical lens on?
>>155548705What point? The joke is literally "mom's phone bill is super high because the kids can't stop using it."
>>155546362>Ew, you like Luigi? You know he's just a palette swap of Mario.
>>155545528In addition to the position of the desk in the room and the cap being on the pen, it seems that the monster would react audibly which would alert Weirdly when someone entered.
>>155545528is this the oldest Your Drawing ever in slylockalso 99% chance Ines is One Of Us
>>155545603WISH I'D NEVER MET YOUYOU MAKE ME SICK AGAAAIIIN
>>155545649I am ashamed that I have no idea what the red car is. The blue egg on the left's lights scream Ford though.
>>155545528The pen has the cap on it meaning he wasn't writing while he was allegedly knocked out.
>>155545789Probably the first time Garfield’s been treated like a cartoon character in 3 decades.
>>155545715Weird coincidence, I was just thinking the other day how many Neils there are. Three songs in a row of my playlist had Neil Young, Neil Peart, and Neil Fallon.
>>155545826he didn't even have a loaded chamber, bro.
>>155546005UNNGHHH THICK
>>155546060It's true, those sharp cheekbones and underbite are all kinds of fucked up.
>>155546388>I didn't fit into any of the school clubsyeah, the doors are only three feet wideHEYOOOO
>>155545715We neil.
>>155545732This used to be satire ...
>>155545541>live by the sword?die by the DWORDhahuehuahuehuhahahhehehehehe
>>155545814kek
>>155545841hehNice one
>>155545528>Ines, you got the color wrong! You're just like your father!Also, I'm guessing slylock thinks he did it because the cap is still on the pen. If he was knocked out while writing the cap would be off.
>>155545789how meta: https://youtu.be/UZKdNTzbQUs?
>>155545878the dyke-dicking jokes write themselves.
>>155545541Not quite.He killed one of his accomplishes with an explosive flash drive. But he himself died when his 3-D printed gun blew up when he tried to shoot it out with Tracy.This guy has been 'guest writing" for months and months. What's up with the regular author?
>>155545528Step it the fuck up Ines, that's some amateur hour shit.
>>155545528- 1 and 3.- The only visible entrance is right beside Weirdly's desk. No damn way anyone could sneak up on him.- That really is a cute pic from Ines.- d) Dolphin, surprisingly.- 1) Size of RRH's mouth, 2) length of the straw, 3) pillowcase opening, 4) wolf's right ear, 5) height of the shrub outside, 6) stripe on the spine of the book.
>>155546517thanks, anon. the evisceration and roasting of Dagwood "cuckold-hair" Bumstead was wild. I did enjoy the discussions of the serial strips, particularly Flash Gordon, even if the author isn't the most scholarly or insightful writer
>>155553701If that drawing was made by a 3-year-old, I'd be astonished.If it was made by a 13-year-old I'd nod seeing that it's the adequate age for someone starting out as an artist without it being their natural talent.But a 23-year-old? or older? I'd be embarrassed for them honestly...
>>155545587Ladies and gentlemen, our next Crischan!
>>155554431The wild thing is that he's still writing at 93 years old... although most of his recent books appear to be Amazon self-published "travelogues" where he just writes about the cruises he's been on recently.
>>155554467I honestly didn't even think about the age and kind of assumed the artist was special needs.
>>155554542lol nta but I respect the hustle
>>155546388The "No Maricela" sign looks straight out of the Garfield & Friends meme.
>>155545875kek!
>>155546012Please tell me that's not a genuine AC/DC concert shirt. :-(
>>155545826Had more confidence in his bro than himself. >>155545728Dennis is not wrong
>>155546005>>155546381>Bree Kay is officially in Rosebuds and hanging out with Rosa>Potentially for the whole week>Along with AnaDreams really do come true!
>>155545878Nancy about to learn why lesbian couples have such high domestic abuse.
>>155545637God damn this one was great
>>155545819Where is the fucking joke?
>>155546517Today's thread covers Peanuts and Pogo>>155558498
>>155546388So she's a Smurf?
Where does one go to browse older newspaper comic strips since the official site got locked behind a paywall?
>>155545616do americans not have unlimited data? wow.>>155548799and it's portrayed as a bad thing
>>155545910>pharoahimmortalized spelling mistake
>>155559426libgen might be helpful
>>155545524What so Funny about Sunday, though?
>>155545974heh
>>155546043Nice intro
>>155546079Many thanks, Anon.
>>155545657>>155545665>>155545742>>155547213There's music i like from both the beatles and the rolling stones
>>155546259Oh, HI Isabella ...
>>155545819Man, I don't even mind the period talk, but would it kill this strip to at least TRY to come up with a punchline to it? It's the least the comic can do when discussing an otherwise serious topic.
>>155563473>would it kill this strip to at least TRY to come up with a punchlineThe punchline is that she has a meaningful conversation about being allowed to make decisions about her own body and her mother seemingly approves of it, but then in the final panel there's an instant reversal as she's not even allowed to make a minor decision about her own hair.I'm not saying it's funny, but technically there IS a punchline.
>>155545878Fucking CHRIST, so it's not enough to make Fritzi bi, but ALSO a cheater?! Pick a fucking struggle Cash!
>>155546050GodDAMN.
>>155546215Damn, no wonder she keeps pulling the ball away when you try to kick it.
>>155545847It's actually crazy how far Brad's come as a character.
>>155545898September is such a roulette wheel when it comes to the weather. I can see why she thought she was safe.
>>155545677>Why do these "walks" always end up as "rides"?It builds character.
>>155563702Mom is having a tough time watching her little girl grow up.
>>155545738That cat is a bad influence.
>>155546079Thanks OP.
>>155545878I know people have been making an argument that this isn't the worst Nancy run ever, but more and more that argument is getting weaker. We need the last guy back ASAP.
>>155545549new (old) princess just dropped
>>155545585I got cancer after reading this. I will sue the author and have him pay for chemo
>>155545596>artist's wish fulfillment
>>155545625What a fucking waste of space. I really hope that he didn't waste paper on this
If there is a hell, it forces it denizens to read these strips aloud for eternity as the ultimate torture
>>155545847>family lifesigh
>>155571882No, we need this shitty strip to fucking END. There is literally no reason to prolong an 80 years old strip
>>155546079for what purpose does it exist?
>>155573546subversive art, weird stuff makes you think differently, celebrates Americana, etc.
This thread is done.
>>155573363>>155573377>>155573485You okay dude? This much seething isn't healthy.
