What's the appeal of Edd x Marie?
I never liked any shipping in this show.
>>155556470I always related to Edd but I always preferred the red head
>>155556470Is it really that hard to figure out?
>>155556486Shippers will ruin fucking anything.
>>155556470I self insert into the lanky nerd guy that is balding who has a cute goth girl as a lover
>>155556470None. Edd is gay
Incels self insert as Double DLittle do they know he's gay
>>155556470nerd x goth girlThat's it. Which is weird because Marie isn't even goth,
>>155556470He's the one who you want to see get better and she's the hottest. Simplyass.
>>155556656Hi Rebecca Sugar
Blue collar and white collarDirty and cleanSelf taught and school taughtMany siblings and no siblingsThey come together to be perfectly balanced, as all things should be
>>155556470Double D is one of the nicest characters on the show and Marie is the most conventionally attractive Kanker, so self-inserting is easy for both boys and girls>>155556649She's not goth, she's trailer trash, big difference
Edd x May > Edd x Marie
>>155559005I would with Gilf Marie, to be honest desu.
>>155558994She helps him loosen up, he teaches her a thing or two
I ship Marie with Nazz.
I ship Plank with Victor.
>>155556470Marie is hot.Edd is not Ed or Eddie.
>>155556644There’s terrible people everywhere that like all the same things you do, retard. By claiming that someone or some group can “ruin” something makes you a self-reporting bitch. You suggest you have principles but then immediately display a lack of courage, which means you won’t enforce your other virtues, just handing the people you hate whatever you like because you’re scared of people who see everything in a binary will lump you in with them. You don’t have principles, you just stick your finger to the wind before doing anything. You’ll never be happy because you’ll always wait until the internet algorithm says what you can and can’t like.People like you are the worst because you indulge those you hate and those you want to like you at the same time. You’re a coward.
Eddy was the lucky one. Lee is the best
>>155561750>Lee is the bestRiiiiiiiight...
>>155556470It's all about Marie. I say this speaking as a cis white male. Porn of just Marie would be preferable. But of you HAD to be a shipperhomo and you HAD to pick a relationship to "stan", then Double D is the least obnoxious pick since Ed is retarded and Eddy is a scammer.
>>155561635>vore
this show is mid
>>155560384That was a cute episode. Marie being cucked is also hot.
its over bros
>Lee & Eddy were the alphas competing with one another>May & Ed were the dumb lovable oafs>Marie & Edd were punk rocker & nerd?
>>155563537Fusionfall stated Marie is the smart one and she relates to Edd.
>>155556652>Edd is gayTrue>>155556656>Incels self insert as Double D>Little do they know he's gayAlso true
>>155563560What did she ever do in the show that was smart?
The Kankers don't have distinct personalities, they're all just mean and aggressive.
>rewatched the first episode that had the Kankers In it>aside from all the creepy stalking and taking the eds clothes off they genuinely cared for the Eds>also evident in the movie where they tracked the eds location and saved them from a beating
>>155564062The Eds aren't at that point where they'll hump anything that'll let them. They have crushes on other girls but they're not desperate enough to get with creepy bullies and that's what the Kankers are. In a few years the Kankers will mellow out a bit and the Eds will realize they're not so bad.
Really the only Kanker who is unattractive is Lee. May has the kind-hearted idiot thing going and Marie has the goth girl who might tickle your pickle for a menthol thing going.
>>155564277Lee might be attractive if she changed her hairstyle or had a better outfit.
>>155556470People who are into rape but want to be a victim of it.
I like to imagine the mom has similar hair and style to Lee, is overweight like how Marie turns out to be, and is kind of dumb like May.
>>155564774How many STDs would she have?
>>155564843Too many
>>155564788>kind of
>>155563560>>155563570Wasn't May the smartest according to the Valentine's episode?
>>155564843Oh god tonnes
>>155566408She knows chemistry.That doesn't make her the smartest.It proves that she isn't as dumb as she seems, but there's nothing proving that Marie doesn't have her own areas of expertise.
>>155566554Marie was shown to be good at art and paintingMay knows lots about chemistryLee ?
>>155556470Wish fulfillment for terminal virgins
>>155566682Pretty much
>>155560384LAMB CHOP
Valentine episode isn't canon.
>>155566682Damn, people who don't wanna get laid have awesome taste
Lee and Eddy could make serious dough if they could get along
>>155556644This. It turns a subsection of any fandom rabid.
>>155561704Oh, the poor widdle shipper is mad.
>>155569261you're right but i've been in fandoms, or subsections of fandoms, where people weren't particularly into shipping and still went rabid ujst for other dumb reasonsfandoms are just full of people who really want to get mad about random bullshit and scream at others
>>155560384Came here to say this.
>>155561750She has 3 eyes anon...
>>155556470He’s better off with Nazz
>>155560384Based
>>155566615Loves her family the most.
>>155564843At least 3. Syphilis and chlamydia.
>>155568628This
>>155574298They should have shoved it up his ass. That would have made more sense.
>>155568670Kekekekek don't even try, bro. You know what I meant. Come on man ahahahaha if you feel called out just stay quiet there's nothing you can say to undo it.
>>155575050What?
>>155574298I wouldn't run away. I'd look them straight in the eye as I did it until they left.
Do people really simp for the Kankers?
>>155572429Cute
kanker
>>155576787I speak only for myself when I say that I don't. What I do is different. Can't promise it's better, but it is different.
This show had no catchphrases
The kankers are rapists
>>155576787Not simp. Lust. Marie specifically
>>155556644There are three sisters anon, and three brothers. You do the math.
>>155580224The only brother is Ed, to little sister Sarah. What are you implying?
>>155580238Soul bros
I'm one of the few anons that likes Lee Kanker over both her sisters
>>155580134dork
>>155580134Buttered toast
>>155580373>>155580356Memes
>>155556644You're gay
>>155561704
