It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jWu3UTITOA
>Posting this hateful shit in a Blapanese basketweaving forumFuck off
Wow this post aged poorly >>155545519
>Kinglishlol
>>155571468What would a hate manga episode look like?
Every young boy waits for the day they turn 13, so they can stay home to play video games and not get recruited to die horrib.......serve with honor in the arms of Space King.
>>155571468took balls to make it i'll give them that lol
>>155571608Shut up, KSL.
Cool.
>>155571468>Hatemonger focused clipBASED
>>155571608Hatemonger just quietly going over the latest statistics as he prepares for another sermon. Politely discussing aliens with academics at Space King's Universities. Setting up a play date with Hatemace and Saint Shield.
>>155571615>a young man stands within his bedroom, it just so happens that today is this young man's birthday and he has exceeded psychowarrior recruitment age and will recieve a name! what will the name of this young man be?
>>155571608>>155571468What would a Hatemonger episode look like?
>>155571650nothing because youtube would take it down
>>155571468the blap blaps are actual dicks
I expected the Blap Blaps to be aliens that increase the life quality and infraestructure of the human worlds that they conquer instead of this
>>155571468 I guess those blue guys are even worse than the worst interpretations of the Tau they just have a similar blue skin tone and we're not really based off them must to begin with other than looks.
KINOOOOOOOO
>>155571673and then they get the old managementstill it seems while not space hog like, the blap blaps can pose a threat despite being way weaker
You see, Female Blap Blaps are not potential girlfriends. They are vile ALIENS and should be dealt with as such.So says Space King.
>they subjugated our women, things we were perfectly capable of doing ourselvesKek
>>155571556Nice b8
>>155571693PRAISE BE.
>>155571685they are going to win, not just because blappers are weak as hell, but also because they attacked from above twice to make that insignia which is sick
>>155571556bleaboos this is a kinglish board, go back to /bla/
>>155571685Captain giving me Serious Sam vibes
Would emblem of if a speech to text device think of psycho Warriors?
>>155571468I havent checked today but yesterday kickstarter was at like 5.3 millionIts at 5.9 million nowDoes Hatemonger equal money ? (Yes)Is hate productive ? (Yes)
>>155571468>implied rapeholy shit this is grimdark
>>155571749How about you gargle some globules then wash it down with nutrient paste instead, kingtard.
Was this really necessary?
>>155571766Why the fuck do women seem to like him so much. When -I- start going on racists rants during parties they just call security on me!
>>155571766We're still 70k away from 5.9mil.
>>155571771How dare you! Globule gargling is a sacred ritual only to be done with globule containment liquid!
>>155571791Also, they're adding more add-ons without an announcement.
>>155571789bad boy vibes + being racist against aliens is more attractive than being racist against your own kind
>>1555717913 days leftThey gonna get to 6 million faster than hitler ever couldI kneel TND (Tom And Don)
>>155571783you know what if this is all a lie and the psychos are exaggerating? unless of course the proof is there like statues and toppled old buildings
>No Blapnese womenGay
>>155571819Who fucking caresLook at themClearly evil on genetic levelKill them all
>Read Blapaneae Religious Heresy>100 LT>100 Lieutenants>100 Primaris LieutenantsHoly Globules of Space King…
>>155571819I'd say what we see on screen is true, although the exact way and reason the blap-blaps took over the planet might be more nuanced.
>No green lasersGAY
>>155571829yeah they dont seem brute force worthyeven the boars were more subtle at first at least
>>155571819Na I think his speech started that way but the blap blaps really did do all the shit
>>155571819>what if we're the bad guys-BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>>155571819Who the fuck drops into a planet and starts swimming into the water. These blappers are worse than indians on asian countries.
>>155571831No
kinda less evil from the psychos since blap blaps are dicks too just lesser so, then again they are not the only weak alien faction they killexample are he background ones
>>155571831If Space King wanted our lasers to be green, they would be green.
>>155571783>our womenDo Psycho Warriors marry?
>>155571831There's nothing wrong with pink lasers.
>see statue of big juggernaut on a pile of your kin's corpses >resume to control their lands, conquer areas, replace buildings and pillage the damn place>gets surprised when the powerful juggernauts depicted in said statues show up and kick your shit in
>>155571819They don't really have a reason to lie since the affront is the Blapblaps being there period and they run the world no differently.
>>155571890If you think about it, Hatemonger was saying that Psycho Warriors are perfect the way they are.
>>155571691>still it seems while not space hog like, the blap blaps can pose a threat despite being way weakerWe know their lasers are strong enough to damage the dick shield, aka the strongest part of the Psycho Warrior armor. Besides that, they breed like vermin, so it's basically a numbers game where they could Zerg rush a planet with flashlights.
>>155571978nah even tom and don mentioned recently that blap blaps are weak on all fronts and that what got damaged was the paint
>>155571762Big E might think the main squad were a bit retarded but overall like em. Especially since they are doing vastly better than current Imperium. I could see him trying to hijack their set up with his psychic shenanigans and with the argument that Emperors>Kings
>>155571819Nah I can see the Blap Blaps doing that. Like the Tau, they are still pricks. Also probably didn't help that the Psycho Warriors have been stomping their asses which probably led them to hating humans too even if they were possibly chill before
I'm curious if we'll learn more about Space King's version of the Imperial Guard or the Planetary Defense Forces?
>>155572053Step dad episode
>>155572045 Blap blaps are weak compared to psycho warriors. Normal human warriors are also weak when compared to psycho warriors. Blap blaps vs normal humans is probably a "fair fight" with the blap blaps having the numbers advantage.
No Blapblap ever called me a misfit
>>155571691The Blap Blaps are the (Not) Tau. IE shitters who can potentially grow to be a threat due to their tech growth if them making knockoff Psycho Warriors is canon. Plus there a lot of em.
>>155572093Probably in the lore book.
>>155571556Blap blaps been getting upsetti spaghetti since this dropped. Learn some actual kinglish before posting on this board.
>>155571693PRAISE BE!!!
>>155572110numbers yeah but not tech..maybei mean imperium SUCKS tech wise compared to psychos while one imaginator can create wonders but since it's manchildren building whats cool and not everyone is like terry...maybe blaps and psychos are balanced tech wise or almost
Sex with Blapblap woman
>>155571556Speak Kinglish xenofucker. I can't understand those floppy tongue noises you make while tongueing xeno anuses
But the Blap Blaps give us such yummy food...
>>155571819
>>155571468>DESIGNATED SHITTING RIVERS
>>155571827QUIET YOU FOOL! You dont want to summon...HIM.
I want an episode where a blap blap is trying to convince a bunch of young blaps that they are a powerful species and faction and win all the time against the feeble psychos with like a fantasy being played of buff armored marine blap blaps killing weak scrawny versions of psychos until of course the real deal show up and obliterate everyone and his bubble bursts
I need lewds of blap blap females
>We will speak to them in the language that ceases all tongues.>Except those who speak it best...>WAR!Fuckin love Hatemonger
>>155572196Hatemace, you missed one.
>>155572196Lets see how you like xenofilth when you're working in the mines. We've already sent representatives of the most holy Space King to your galactic address. Gird your loins, alien lover.
>>155572207I feel like Tom and Don have an entire book of badass preacher lines from their time spent with the Black Templars.
>>155572196I will get executed but before I go have this brother
hogs probably have entire structures of war that act like food shacks, sending out boars who return "ingredients" and then it gets cooked into dishes to be delivered to the masses who then pay by hunting for more meatblap blap dogs and shakes are a delicacy
>>155571693But, their mouths and tongues. They're so inviting, it's like they were made for us to date them.
>>155572190>well can I at least take her into the woods, rape her and behead her, possibly not in that order?
>>155571468i first started watching this for the hell of it, it really didnt mean much to me. Was just hoping it eventually got better, and it seems to be doing that. Hatemonger speeches in this and episode 5, fuck and they fuck hard. I see the potential in their writing abilities not that im much of a writer. they seem serious about this from what i've seen on their second channel. They definitely have a belligerence to them but one that they are more than aware of and in a rough way navigate it well. not quite with grace but with something else like abandon or acceptance. can't say thats the correct path but not going to act like i know which is.sorry for the faggy talk but this is the anonymous image board 4chan where i post my thoughts on the internet cartoon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OUCWKHGUOMThis makes me want to march
>>155572053He would probably want to take Dad advice from Space King considering Space King didn't have a bunch of his sons turn on him like The Emperor did.
>>155572378>JanovichHoly shit. The big boys know about this show?
If Psycho Warriors throw little girls into volcanoes, where do they get the women they need to make more little boys?
>>155572392Yeah, they left a comment.
>>155571468>extremely cringe 2016 culture war talking points meets chudhammerwow, such satire
>>155572424Stfu, troon
>>155571789Hatemonger is 9 foot tall, anon.
>>155572276
>>155572424Maybe stop soiling the water, subjugating the women and desecrating the churches? Fucking blap blap.
>>155571789don't they also love that JJK character who is canonically a turbo mysoginist
>>155572276bostilians here?
>>155572276>"In Japanese, they call'em Brap Braps"
>>155572499onara onara
I saw some Blap Blaps whip out their blaps and wash them in the public fountain. They were even staring at our women while they did it.
>>155572499So do Brazilians!
>>155571978Tom and Don said that it was just the emblem that got damaged, not the crotch shield itself iirc
>>155572388Technically he does though even the "heretics" are pretty benign. Maybe the mistake was making Primarchs since there doesn't seem to be Primarchs in Space King yet
i liked the coagulators weird blood eagle space ship base with the blood theme and mega structures, and rivers and forests and giant hearti wanna see more weird massive grandiose structures and set pieces built by psychos and imaginators to match their themes
>>155571789weird bent uncut cock
>>155572544Two blappers were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
Blap Blaps buy all the Space King cards and resell them for war funds.
>>155572394that's just to keep the populations of the world even enough. gotta make shure they dont become a space mormon with a gender imbalance.
BROTHERS!We're 100k away from 6 gorillion. Have you done your part in the crusade of TBBD?
>>155572671No because Im brokeI will assault a minority with a rock this week tho
>>155572691Based rock thrower.
>>155572671I heard this in my head in Tom's voice.
>>155572671I'm doing my part!
We are at 5.920 milliesTOMMOROW IT WILL BE 6 GORRILIONI KNEEL AND CHANTTND (TOM AND DON)TND TND
>>155572691Trust in your sacred rocks
I am once again asking if someone can post a link to the uncensored version of the first episode.
>>155572671Yep. I'm putting what's left of my last check for the glory of Space King.
>>155572671I forget, do they include any bonuses if you're subbed to their Patreon when supporting the game too?
>>155572577The misfits did seem mostly harmless. So much so it's a holiday beating them up. And some of them even then back and return to following Space King. Which is a big improvement compared to the alternative.
what kind of subcultures or subfactions space hogs have?
>>155572815Why yes my friend! If you are subscribed to FlashGitz patreon AND the kickstarter, you get an extra mini depicting Captain™ in his Relic Armour™ as seen in Space King™ Episode 5: War World™.
>>155571899Psycho Warriors know women make little boys, they just don't know the process of getting them in a woman's gestational sac.
>>1555726716 million? Ok, maybe they raised a lot of money. But 6 million? In that timeframe? Just doesn't sound feasible to me.
>>155572922the pressurized nutrient reactor
>>155572884You have clans who specialize in fighting, who specialize in stealing, who specialize as mechanics. Thats what I can think of off the top of my head.
>>155572982Yes but how does the boy get in there is the question. The most erudite of Space King's holt scholars are still baffled by this mystery Space King has placed before us.
>>155573008The tacticool specialist, the money specialists and the spearchucking specialists.6 seems like enough, we can call them tribes or something.
>>155572982Oh right, sorry I'm not a medicade.
>>155573026Tribe is better than clan I think. I'd think the Hogs our boys fought where a warrior clan with a few thieves to grab the globuales while the rest of them kept the Psychos busy.
>>155572922It's a very convoluted process and the females themselves are not very helpful in understanding it.
>>155573008i thought of ones who love to do mad maxian races or ones who go full wild hog in dangerous environments relying only on brute strength and ones who specialize in cooking weird banquets and have kitchens made of steel the size of fortresses and ones who specializes in gladiator battles with nothing but shit like those chain spears so no plasma/laser guns, they spend their time taking in candidates by force and then have them battle other victims or alien beasts and posing a challenge earns you the right to battle a strong hog champion and winning makes you rightfully allowed to drink mulk until you fight the current queen
>Blap Blaps shown to be just as imperialistic and xenophobic>lost my chance to have "Imagine a world without Space King!" art since its not lore accurate anymore
Space King will kill space lesboshit princess.
>>155572884Ones dedicated to breeding with Human Men.
Star Defenders vs Space Hogs vs Space Furries.
>>155573025It's not about killing aliens so it's civvie bullshit.
>Space Hogs literally chanting Milk Milk Milk>We didn't get a female space hog with six huge breastsWasted opprotunity
>>155571468its an ad. a pretty good one, but still an ad.
>>155572671Stupid question: how much money do they get to keep after the manufacturing and kickstarter get their cut? Even at chinesium prices, each product probably takes about 1/3 of the pledge. And now they have a ton of extra shit to produce with the stretch goals that gets packed into every pledge.
>>155571955Hatemonger is very tolerant and caring towards other humansAfter all they probably hate Aliens just as much as we doSeriously Hatemongers character is really refreshing in a world where writers are either just the perpetual "otaku" with no life experience Myazaki talked about or too afraid to not write 100% GOOD GUYS WITH SILLY QUIRKS or WOW MOST EVILIEST NAZI WHO IS ALL BAD BUT ALSO HE WOULD NEVER SAY A SLUR and nothing fucking else
>>155573177Lies! The mysterys of Space King are ONLY gor his most loyal of sons to uncover. The filthy masses have no skill nor right to pry into such matters.
>>155573177We keep being shown that there is a civilian population of the space kingdom, but for some reason, people think that psycho warriors are the entire population.Also, there is a small chance that psycho warriors can move between active service and reserves. Because it would be funny to see a huge ass psycho warrior dressed in civilian clothes doing mundane shit.
>>155572139The issue is Imaginators start out crazy and become more crazy over time, if they survive long enough they eventually will create some retarded bullshit like a female psycho warrior
>>155573259what if retard terry evolves differently and instead regains his sanity ten folds
>>155573255>huge ass psycho warrior dressed in civilian clothes doing mundane shitI like to think even on leave some Psycho Warriors still wear their armor or helmets. Like Hatemonger on leave would still be in his armor just with a Hawaiian shirt on top.
>>155573183They originally wanted to have a big hog mother who wants to feast on globulus maximus to make more hogs, but they realized that shit would drag out the episode for one joke
>>155573281beholders definitely keep their armor on
>>155573300they said it was for more mulkand that they removed it out of the story cuz we already had two alien mom bosses
>>155573300actually they dropped that idea because it would have been the third time that main antagonist of the episode is a matriarch alien
looks like the video juiced things enough we'll get the 6mil reward soon
come up with a cool boss for them to beat
>>155573221My guess would a million. The rest might go to both future episodes and improving the game, since they where only asking for 50k to be funded.
>>155573359Keeping with the Boys and thier Toys theme........Space Dinosaurs?
>>155573393if they don't want to stay under the 40k shadow forever it would a good a idea to introduce a faction that is 100% original maybe furries?
>>155573393maybe like a big dinosaur with other dinosaurs as body parts, frankenstined by a crazed misfit imaginator like a kid fusing his toys together to make something cool, he also gave this abomination buff arms and tank wheels and guns because of course
>>155573427
>>15557267140K LEFT!
>>155571468Hatemonger dropping more iconic quotes as usual.
>>155573426>>155573160>I NEED MY FETISH INSERTED INTO EVERYTHINGFuck off. We need to start banning furfags again, because this shit is fucking annoying. Nobody cares about the fact you're a loser addicted to degenerate porn.
>>155571645USELESS FUCKTARD
>>155573443or those dinos from shakara
>>155573467it would be a callback to their furry crusade series, dumbass
>>155573443>>155573427Feels like the kind of conflict that would be entirely centered around how much all the Psycho Warriors want to ride these into battle but the dinos won't sit still long enough.
>>155573467Based retard
>>155571468Based
>>155573488kek
>>155573085Wow it's just like the Tau.
>>155573467Flagitz loves putting furries into things and having them fight space marines.
>>155573427Final Fantasy 7 had the right idea.
>>155573565that's in final fantasy? seriously what is the game about?
>>155573576Every game is a different world and a different story.
>>155573576Eco terrorism,corporatism,cross dressing and mommy issues
>>155573483On one hand that would be funny but one the other, it would attract more bad actor or feed the ones we currently have.I believe it's better to exclude them, I don't think they even fit the toy or bot show theme.
>>155573576Final Fantasy, much like most classic JRPGs, occasionally throws something entirely random and silly at the player because "meh, why not?"
>>155573576Fracking Gaia. You fight that thing in an abandoned power plant that used to pump ancient souls out of the ground and burn them for electricity, so it almost sounds like there could have been a reason it's there.
>>155573814warpsmiths be damned
>>155571468this show is kinda cringe
>>155573971in what way
>>155573971shut up cat
>>155573987just in a juvenile way, humour is very teenager oriented
>>155574032I don't really see where you're coming from besides all the dick jokes.Dick jokes are just fart jokes in another flavor
>>155574032did the fact that they're supposed to be 11 year olds loving out a power fantasy go over your head?
>>155572787It would have been funnier if it also said "aliens."
++PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING++
>We must speak to them in a language they will understand, not because we seek their understanding but because it is time we were understood. We will speak in the language that ceases all tongues, except those who speak it best. WAR.Hatemonger continues to be kino and my favorite character.
>>155574179The 6 million blap blaps who died on Pasturis Prime.
>>155574179I guess people like the healer style gameplay
>>155573601>it would attract more bad actor or feed the ones we currently have.>They make a not-Dark Eldar/Chaos faction>Is a bunch of mentally ill, teenage demons that sing and cry while having realistic depictions of a panic attack>Saberfart and co. have a collective meltdown
>>155573971
>>155573426>>155573467>>155573483If they ever bring furries into it, it'll be to make fun of the Space Wolves. Who Tom & Don repeatedly ridicule for being dumb gimmicks.
>>155574277Now that I think about it, have any YouTube cartoon reviewers even acknowledged Space King's existence?
>>155574334https://youtu.be/Hv2rid6LbYw
>>155574395There was one that got xir minute of fame "tearing down" Space King as "edgyslop", only to get dunked even in xir own comment section. Also seemed very focused on that one jab at vivzieslop and glitch but conveniently glazing over the fact they also mock themselves on the very next second.
>>155573971Good.Being afraid o being cringe is exactly what sprouted the plague known as Millenial Writing
>>155574439The Space Wolves should lean more in the viking thing & less into just wolf wolf wolf. You can have successor chapters that are specifically bear, raven, or serpent themed while still being vikings. Instead of just Seawolves.
>>155574562it's not millennial writing as much as it's just goofy
>>155574598I think you misread something.
>>155574565yeah there is a problem in that canine furry fags are extremely loud and tend to drown out others on purpose
>>155574032So it's basically a unicorn then, since those types of shows aren't getting made
>>155574277>while having realistic depictions of a panic attackThat could be such a good gag.
>>155574277>>155574693As a chronic panic attack enthusiast of many years I find all those depictions inaccurate.
>>155573393>>155573443cough cough
>>155574284>not being into gay content is being gayAnon...
>>155574731i mean it's cool..but not THAT cool with that designi dont know i feel like they really missed the opportunity when making up designs for caveman eldar you know?
>>155574179PRAISE BE
>>155574740but this aint gay content dummy
>>155574032Sounds like you're at a stage where you think crude humor is immature. Give it a few years, and then you'll stop caring so much. As long as the humor is funny
>>155574640You are gay
>>155574818not me by the way
>>155574785Because they're not cavemen. The lore supplements say they outright subjugate the dinosaurs. Not work in harmony with nature.
>>155574693>Is just the character clutching their chest and going "nuuhhhh..." while staring at the camera and having a fish lens effect>It's the exact same pose and sequence in every instance, only the character change
>>155574785To be fair, they weren't going to jump strait into making battle brontosauruses when they are still testing the waters on if everyone demanding them for the last ~2 decades will actually buy the models.
>>155574277I very much doubt they'll try to kick that hornet's nest, but if they did the scenes write themselves.>Not-Dark Eldar alien with twig proportions who whl rapes, kills and tortures with a demented look ofpure joy in their face>Psycho warrior calls them a slur>Alien immediately starts hyperventilating and breaks down into tears, only recovering with their allies giving them a group hug and/or starting a musical number.
>>155574724They are. But they are "accurate" as in that is what it looks like when panic attack posers do it.
>>155574846Kinda hard to do that when they made them in a killteam only box packaged with a lot of previously released orks. Granted though the box did sellout online.
>>155574838>>155574846fair enough but manI would have liked if they combined the crystal magical bullshit of the eldar with like the idea of just a small batch wanting to get wildlike they dont care about being lean and slender or not bulky or crude looking nor do they care about most of things so you end up with buffed up eldar with psychic wraithbone swords and clubs and shitbasically he man elves
>>155571626>mfw
>>155574883Sounds a little gay. I mean Eldar are already taller than humans. They're just lean muscled but way stronger than us at their base.
>>155574926I know, I like the idea of them becoming something else for a change
>>155574937Well your something else is dumb & more in line with dark eldar body experiments.
>>155575006that's too obvious, i am talking something unexpected that's not as fucked as say eldar getting corruptedalso you dont have to like it geez dude chill
>>155575025Space Marines & Orks are already your unga bunga guys. Eldar are not for that. Dark Eldar are the only ones that do extreme body enhancements. It's just the way it is so take it or leave it.
>>155575074I know that's why I like the idea, it's differentbut i understand why most would dislike it, i was hesitant to even share it but you know who cares
>>155574847>"I am *bleep* super edgy and dark *bleep* demon that *bleep* to kill and *bleep* innocents! But I will never, ever, EVER say the R-word! That's a *bleep* big no-no word!">Captain: What's an R-word? Retard?>"Uh... Uh!? UHHH!?!?!? MY *bleep* EARS!!! (lawyer-friendly parody of Can You Feel My Heart plays while comically large torrents of blood pour out of its ears)
>>155572276Isn't that heretical?
I wonder if it'll bite space king in a bit since blappers are like the only ""weak """swarm""" """ faction so far? it feels like x-mas heretics and coagulators might be a smidge weaker then the playable pyschowarriors and space hogs might actually be stronger on average, needing relics to fight off grimboar
>>155575251Maybe they'll make piglet not goblins eventually.
>>155574179Oy vey
>>155575251So, are the models plastic or resin?
>>155574565>Raven>SerpentHave you heard of alpha legion and RAVEN GUARD anon ?You know their fucking cousins from og founding ?
>>155575433Ever heard of the Blood Angels & the Dark Angels? Two distinct legions. Existing side by side. Also the Alpha Legion are a hydra specifically. I'm talking like sea serpents. Something actually found one Fenris.
>>155575459Iron Snakes already exist, they are Greek nautical themed.
>>155575478That's a snake.
>>155575459Hydra was a sea (lake) serpent anonAs for dark angels they go as The First Legion nearly as often as they do dark angelsPlus space wolves had one chapter that degenerated into werewolves that they keep as shock troopsAnd it was better that wayThere isnt much from viking/nordic myths that wolves havent usedWould you like to be in a chapter thats named after chapt master pet bird and bird came first ?
>>155573443This is the coolest thing!
>>155575498Sea serpents are snakes,but aquatic and bigTry eels
>>155571579Kingler media literacy is at an all time low if you don't understand what Hatemonger is
>>155575503None of this is against anything I said. Multiple legions & chapters using similar iconography can & do exist together no problem. Why is wanting the Space Wolves to have successor chapters with more variety a bad thing? Salamanders have Black Vipers. Another snake chapter. Let the Space Wolves be more viking with more viking associated animals.>>155575512Sea serpents are just that. Sea serpents. Not eels. They're mythical beasts that are real on planets like Fenris.
>>155575539Listen anon this crow thingIt aint gonna flyLook into later norse stuffThey had mercenaries so good that roman emperors had them as honor guard Farangian or varagian guardsUse that instead of animal motifs,those are overplayedImperium doesnt need Imperial Hyraxes legion
>>155575498>>155575512>>155575539The 'Iron Snakes' in question are gigantic genetically engineered Sea Serpents from the DaoT, it is Fenris but Greek themed. There is at least one SW based Primaris Chapter that refuses all contact with the SW because they think they are cringe.
>>155575433>>155575459>>155575478>>155575498>>155575503>>155575512>>155575539>>155575570>>155575572This whole conversation reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/8C1s4McUv6U
Is getting the boardgame worth it if I have no irl friends?
>>155572098If their game mechanics are anything to go by, they can field masses of berserkers armed with rocket launchers. Dangerous to fight with infantry, but probably not much challenge for combined arms.
>>155575622Only for the miniatures
>>155575627i feel like judging by the game and the blap psycho it feels like they REALLY want pasture prime and are sending their best
>>155575622Yes, there's a solo mode with Terry.
>>155575661speaking of modes
>>155575622NoGo to a nearest game shop and find few brosThen get em to play the boardgame
>>155575681This aint real broYou made this shit upThey wont get to 6.25mil and they know itMaybe if there was a full week leftIf they make 2nd edition then I can see this stuff there
>>155575727They've made like 500k in the last day and are only 160k from the 6.25mil reward. I don't think they hit the 7mil reward but those 3 are decently likely i think.
>>155575727i think they are just there as a last thing to show
>>155575753They need to drop hatemonger episode if they want that extra milly in a dayI dont see them getting past 6.3Theres money but there isnt time for enough people to pay em
7 mil tier is the final oneIt has captain with open helmet and bunch of other shit thats too red
>>155575778I bit they hit 6.3mil by midnight, they've already made 10k since i posted >>155575727
>>155575570>>155575572We have a million Ultramarine successors. We can have Space Wolves successors. You're not making any sense arguing against this. They're the Space WOLVES. They're going to be animal themed. They're going to be space VIKINGS. Not late Roman Empire mercenaries.
>>155575407Resin is a category of plastic.
>>155575239Not so muchI saw an image of a futa Space Hog fucking Space KingNow that was true heresy
>>155575843Isn't the space wolves whole deal that they ignore the codex and thus have no successors or something?
>>155571783I’m actually surprised to see a grown womanOff to the volcano
>>155575859Also something about their geneseed being largely incompatible with humans who aren't from Fenris for reasons, IIRC.
>>155575859They do but they also have at least two successors that aren't chaos splinter groups.
>>155575859Ignoring the Codex isn't the specific reason, it's that Space Wolves are harder to make than other Marines. If you're not compatible with the Space Wolf Geneseed it will fuck you up
>>155575727It's real, the last goal is 7mil for open helmet captain.The mission modifiers adds a heretic to your campaign, where one of your teammates is a none believer and he can only win, if the mission fails.
AMUSING. WHILE DUMB AND BIGOTED, THEIR SIMPLICITY MAKES THEM MORE EFFICIENT IN THEIR VERSION OF SPREADING MY LIGHT ACROSS THE GALAXY. IF I WANTED TO MICROMANAGE A BUNCH OF EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MANCHILDREN INSTEAD OF CREATING PARAGONS OF HUMANITY CAPABLE OF MAKING THEIR OWN CHOICES, AND GOT REALLY REALLY DRUNK, MAYBE I'D MAKE THEM MYSELF.FEMALE ASTARTES ARE A GOOD IDEA THOUGH. EMPEROR KNOWS THAT MIXING IN A FEW WOMEN INTO THIS PIT OF SWEAT, BODY OIL, AND TESTOSTERONE WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING LESS O̟ͮB͛̀S̆Cͩ͂E̗ͭNͩͯÉͅL͓Ỳ̯ͪ HO͋ͅṂ͖ͮ͐O̻̔S͖ͯ̋E̻̫̊̋X͊̃U͂A̱̙͑L͇̂͌ THAN IT IS NOW
>>155575864We saw one during episode 3, until she was crushed to death with her familyThey do need boys after all
>>155575945Go away, ghost of Malcador.
Is it heretical to find the Blap-Blaps cute?
>>155575700>>155575727>>155575778We're currently 6.19mil, probably 6.2mil by the time i post this.I think we can at least do 6.75mil
>>155576036Star Defenders don't care as long as you still kill them. That was sort of the point of the merch commercial where Captain says Beholders are sticks and goes on to milk aliens.
>>155576036Yes.
>>155571810Will I get that in my order?
When I first saw this, I thought it was gay millennial shitThen I watched an episode and it was actually not bad
>>155576293But it is millenial humor. Like the actual type of humor millenials enjoyed in their media, it's literally the shit we had when I was a kid.
>>155576353There's a stark difference between millennial humor and corporate humor.A lot of what we dub as "millennial humor" is actually corporate humor.
>>155576211Yes, you can add them to your pledge. I already added the dice bag to mine.
>>155572671You ever just look at people who went out and did it and get reminded of that time when you could have made a million bucks but you were too scared to take the shot
>>155573085Keep in mind that this is presented from Hatemonger's perspective, so it's possible that the truth is being bent a little.
I want them to do an episode where Space King fucks the gay out of the Lesbian Space Princess.
>>155576620Hatemonger doesn't lie, he's the only fictional character willing to drop polls and per capitaHe's /ourguy/ incarnate
>>155576513Yeah, everytime, i look in the mirror.
>>155576513Well do something today that moves you forward
>>155575945Go away woman. Men at work
>>155576640Did I say lie? No, he's simply interpreting the facts with his own worldview
>>155576448Got it I just updated my pladge
>>155576620What? We did not watch a dream sequence. The audience was presented what actually happened.
>>155575661According to them the solo mode is played with Terry as an NPC, I’m guessing the idea is trying to do some sort of objective while retard Terry fucks your game up accidentally. They said he comes with separate rules to play him as a playable character so it sounds like he has specific mechanics for fucking you over playing with him in solo mode
The game designer/developer of the board game is talking in the flashgitz discord (blegh) and posted a teaser about Yukon.
>>155576694>truth is being bentYes you did. He's a warrior not a tranny
RETARD TERRY IS FOREVER.
>>155576869I’m still sad he really doesn’t like Terry/how much everyone else likes Terry
>>155576694>No, he's simply interpreting the facts with his own worldview>everything the abhorrent xenos did in the video actually happened>Hatemonger expresses his worldview by saying that what they did is bad.Yes, this is very simple.
>>155576880watch how it'll be his reaction too when people are busy playing the board game focusing on the mission rather then dicking each other over
>>155576881>Hatemonger expresses his worldview by saying what they did is badIncorrect, Hatemonger says that Blap-blaps doing that is bad. Humans doing it is fine.
>>155576620>Yes. Blap Blaps are taking your world and replacing your culture, and that's a good thing. -The BBC (Blap Blap Channel)
>>155576869>>155576880His british blood makes him immune to his fans (subject's) wants.
>>155576902I think, that's why they added stuff like crusade mode or the mission modifiers. Since they fit more with both dickish and comradely play styles.
>>155576922>IncorrectHow do you imagine that what you said disagrees with what I said?
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>>155577108A FUCKIN BLAPPER
>>155577082Because Hatemongers issue is that it's the blap blaps doing stuff not them.
>>155576869Honestly. I wouldn't mind keeping terry as a retard, he could become a funny gag character. Like he always takes credit from Bryce for being a "better" imaginator.
>>155576064Now we're at 6.19mil.
>>155571468>The scourge of blapblaps on the galaxy is caused by "tolerance" of blapgrants on human planets until the cheap imported underclass destroys the kinglish way of life >"We will speak in the language that silences all but those who speak it best" IN THEIR MANY FORMS THEY WILL FALL/10 short >also I called it
>>155576902From watching both game play videos it seems like it’ll still be kind of built into the game no matter what, since you gain Fun/XP from attacking anyone and Bryce specifically gains Fun from using the fuck over other player cards. Which is probably the built in spark to start getting payback and then eventually everyone’s probably fucking each other over. Or maybe just everyone stomping the Bryce player lol
>>155577427inb4 people use retard terry over bryce more or yukon
>>155577257He should be like Dinkleberg from FOP and show up sporadically just to make Bryce seethe
>>155576820>Every tactic Terry plays takes one fun and adds one boredom to Bryce specifically
I can see people abusing the self hurting captain spamming thinking and dying to get healed/revived with chestnut to get absurd fun
>>155577257As long as every time Retard Terry shows up he still somehow manages to be a better imaginator than Bryce since it was clear he still was even after being de-imaginator'ed.
>>155577468Terrys gameplay seems like it could vary depending on if your friends dick you over or not cause then you’ll be fucked. >>155577498It looks like his gimmick is that he starts with a bigger hand size but it gets reduced from taking damage to replicate the idea of him becoming more retarded from more brain damage. And then also he can reveal his hand once per turn and get +1 Fun for each card revealed. Easy to get ahead early but as seen in the stream vod they immediately kicked the shit out of Terry/Don to nerf him lol. I really like the name overthunking also
30K more to get the first of the last batch of stretch goals.
>>155577966(cont.)Terry player card
>>155578004>>155577966looks like he can start off real strong but eventually will go down depending on how much other players wanna dick him over (this will be tom's priority if he ever plays and there is a terry in play)
>>155573468>Thats not his na- oh wait>That is his name. His parents are kind of assholes>He has suffered for a long time>What shall he do now?
>>155577154>Because Hatemongers issue is that it's the blap blaps doing stuff not them.And that's bad.>>155576922>>Hatemonger expresses his worldview by saying what they did is bad
What happens when Psycho Warriors encounters an alien species that look exactly like humans?Do they do experiments to check if they are distant brothers or just xenos in disguise?
>>155578119That is indeed exactly what happens in the stream lol. They made it unlisted for some reason so if you missed it https://www.youtube.com/live/fuMzuF5DuSc?si=Kapdt3XOqs9B_fxy
>>155578257They nearly fell head over heels for the giant xenomorph/Slaneesh/tyranid big tiddiy mommy in the first episode.
>>155578257The female fans are already horny enough for Hatemonger without this in their heads too.
>>155578305it really is creeping up on them how much the other pyschowarriors feel about trying to fuck ayylmao women tomdom know they have to answer the question eventually, but really have been trying to avoid it
>>155577999Praise Be.
Is Hatemonger black?
>>155578609you'd know his skin colouuuur if you've watched the uncensored version of the show
>>155578526It’s been brought up a bit in the space king Q&A videos, they hinted at there being a psycho warrior who’d want to before the kingsmas episode came out and also talked about hermie after and that who knows if he’s ever actually fucked an alien or not. I believe how that one got brought up was wondering if the psycho warriors can shoot loads or not and if it would just be Nickelodeon slime. To which they said they’d have to do something about masturbation at some point so yes they shoot slime Even space king is weak to hot alien babes though there’s that mural of him killing hot aliens in the first episode while covering his eyes
>>155578609No. He's an albino.https://files.catbox.moe/nrqx8m.jpg
>>155578609Hatemonger is birderline albino. lol.>>155578629People talk about his dick's shape, but his skin looks actually fucked up. Like Darth Vader fucked up.
>>155578735THIS is what the foids want?
>>155578735It's fucked they gave him a fucked up dick that probably hurts when he get's hard if he ever does
>>155578764Boomerangs can reach all kinds of hard to reach spots!
>>155578735I wonder if Hatemonger will be the first case of Globule cancer. They said they wanna cover it eventually.
>>155578735It's obviously phimosis and will look fine erect. Those are some thick balls though.
>>155578774They did say it keeps the fucked up angles while hard unfortunately
>>155576036Keep it to yourself.
>>155578780not to mention all pyscho warriors are really tall, so his dick is gonna be big even if it is weird
>>155576036It's weird. I thought they'd be a one off gag in the first episode, yet they've genuinely grown on me.I really really want a BlapBlap focused episode, like with the Hogs.
>>155578834I'd think it'd be funny if blapblaps started getting more tau like and having mech suits that isnt knock off pyscho warriors, though considering how much they spent on the space hogs designs, it wont be too soon?
>>155578735Imma gonna upload the first uncensored episode, when we reach 7mil.
Maybe blap blaps deserved to be genocided
Space King was right all along....
>>155578526The Psycho Warrios are literally manchildren so its likely they just have the urges due to puberty and all that Veteran Psycho Warriors like Chip have long lost that weakness However they may regain it when they die and get revived
>>155578931speaking of chip, it'd be funny if he actually skips the whole revival process as his mechanic every time he runs out of wounds, but he keeps running out of max wounds when he revives for free until he runs out of wounds then he justs malds out of the game just like eps 5
It would have been funny if, right after the "and speak in tongues." line, the Blip Blap priest spoke perfect Kinglish
>>155578969The joke is that they speak by flailing their tongues around, while the implied context instead suggests the religious thing.
Chestnut is the main character
>>155577409kek
>>155575823Told you they'd get there before midnight, 6.3mil with an hour to spare.
>>155578124Enjoy the ability to go out without being kidnapped, I presume
>>155574860It's more orks and some fucking nice elves riding dinosaurs, of course it was going to sell.
>>155579568Everyone has orks though. I want more elves on dinosaurs.
>>155579589So do I, but orks are like dakka there's never a sufficient amount of orks on a collection. Just ask any ork player and they will confirm it.
>>155579633This is the greed spoken of in the bible.
>>155579652This is a flash gitz thread.
>>155579777And their favorite chapter is the Black Templars. REPENT!
I just realized that there is an offscreen Star Defender in the Time Wizard episode that Bryce was consulting with. Bryce asks about the time bubble and he responds "yup". However, this guy is not a Star Defender Imaginator, or Captain would've asked that guy to take over instead of calling another legion for reinforcements.I think Bryce is canonically worse at being an imaginator than a random Star Defender with no specialized training.
Does anyone have simons blap blap girl spreading her mouth blussy?
>>155580636It was the Time Wizard.
>>155580691Ah, my mistake. Didn't occur to me that the Time Wizard was helping Bryce defeat him. Wait.Wait, why was the Time Wizard helping Bryce?
>>155580702He wasn't. Just confirming that it is indeed a time bubble. May not realize it but the Time Wizard was clearly overconfident for good reason.
>>155580702He was overconfident, hence lazily reading a book with zero defenses other than his time bubble. His true motives will remain a mystery.
Does Hatemonger hate aliens more than he loves Space King?Or does he love Space King more than he hates aliens?
>>155580766He's religiously devoted to Space King so the latter.
>>155580766Loving space king is hating aliens anon, and hating aliens results in loving space king, you silly goose anon!It's like asking "what's heavier? A kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?"
so how is GW going to try to kill it
>>155580794>>155580809But say there was a button that made every alien in the universe suffer painfully for eternity and kill Space King, would Hatemonger press the button?
>>155580833A coincidental stabbing incident perpetrated by lunchtime rowdies.
>>155571783The Blapblaps are a vile race.
>>155580858He wouldn't but he'd hate himself for it regardless.
>>155580917If Space King didn't want the button to be pressed, he wouldn't have made that button
>>155580950It was a test of Hatemonger's faith. He knows the aliens will suffer far more if Space King lives & Hatemonger continues his blessed duty.
Space King is really Flynn Taggart and that's why he hates aliens so much
>>155580883Are simpsons writers better at portraying other states than they are other countries?
HIS GRILL IS OPEN you like joek?
>>155581047what did you expect, that his helmet mouth can move? what is this, a rubber hose cartoon?
>decide to finally watch this series because i'm bored and have nothing better to do>go to flashgitz' playlist page on youtube>he has the series playlist ordered like pic relatedwhat the FUCK is this dude
>>155581214It's not uncommon but yes it should be in chronological order from top to bottom instead. Shorts & snippets should be side stuff away from the main playlist.
>>155578804anon do you know what phimosis isbecause if he had phimosis, it WOULDN'T look fine erect.
>>155581214why are you fucking around with a playlist?just go to their videos page and watch things in release order. you don't even need to scroll down that far to reach the first Space King thing.
>>155578257I would imagine they would be treated like abhumans in warhammers if they were integrated. Probably not used for psychowarriors unless in critical situations or specific scenarios. Hatemonger of course would rather have his globules smashed than be in a non pure body.Of course that's IF the creators would choose that scenario.
>>155571608I imagine it would be either Space King Astartes or just Hatemonger giving a boring presentation on Alien on Human crime stats.
>>155581392I opened this image and my eyes immediately fixated on the clean knee design.
