>Earns a Dinoco sponsorship in one raceu mad?
>>155580129I don't care for racing so no
>>155580129Would you a car, /co/?
>>155580140n-no...
>>155580129She's lowkey a poser for getting a blue accent instead of repainting.
>>155580140oh absolutely. look at that tongue. i wanna sit on it
>>155580129>headlights are boobsGiven the shape of her are they inverted? Or since race cars have their lights as stickers are they basically pasties made to look like 'nipples'
>>155580129>Engine is extremely louder than other cars>As fast and a little bit faster than the best current racer that broke multiple records and did perfect races She earned that spot
>>155580140You can't tell me you wouldn't want a piece of this cuties tailpipe.
>>155580688the funniest part about you reposting someone else's fetish is you don't even realize you were groomed
>>155580493touring cars and the vast majority of other types of race cars still have actual headlights, it's only stock cars (eg nascar- the 'stock' is a long standing misnomer, ignore it) who use stickers
>>155580129I mean, since Tex Dinoco bought out Rust-eze...
>>155580688When I first saw this car a few months ago, I questioned whether this was adjacent to gay fetish shit as MX5s sadly have a reputation of having due to their owners in question, or if it was a bing bing wahoo boo themed MX5 because its owner loves mario.You have ruined my slightly less worse expectations anon, but you know what the kicker is? All those mods are dirt cheap bolt ons, even the headlights are aliexpress. The only truly custom part is the wheel stance excluding fenders and the satin white paint job. It's not that it's even "riced", it's just covered in cheapo shit. There is nothing really impressive about it, anyone could easily recreate it.
>>155580140Well, she does strap in my headcanon...
Cars 3 was an allegory for Pixar giving up and passing the mantle to WDAS.Almost decade ago
>>155580129No? In all regards she did deserve it seeing as in her first official race she managed to beat everyone including the guy who previously beat McQueen. There's obviously a bit of nepotism with Tex buying Rust-eze but that was more because the tech CEO was going to Chef Gusteau Lightning and basically tell hot new talent to go back to teaching zoomers
>>155580129Sex
>>155580129How do you safely ride inside a car?
you people should be killed
we should kill fragile millennials first.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
>>155580129I genuinely don't understand how it makes sense that she took over a race she was not part of and was allowed to win. Is that something based on real life? Just seems like cheating. She didn't do the entire race herself which is a challenge of stamina-esque qualities and indurance like everyone else from the beginning. How is that fair?
>>155587408In lots of tournaments teams/companies technically win races not drivers.
>>155589456I see. But if someone is losing in any other Cars movie no one else on their team takes their place. So I still think it's really forced.
>>155587408chick dicks got away with beating the shit out of the other cars and mcqueer crossed the finish line with his massive ass eating tongue
>>155580140I'd fuck one with a good personality, like Mini.
Cars is good. Flyday is pedo.
>>155580140I walked into this Cars 3 thread knowing DAMN well where it was headed. Those Pixar modelers knew what they were doin
>>155587408in NASCAR, you're allowed to make driver substitutions partway through a race and whatever the result that subbed in driver accomplishes counts as the official finish for the driver who started the race. It's because historically, a race 'start' was tracked by the team, rather than the driver. what mattered was where the car finished, not who drove it.
>>155584082do NOT
>>155594659wasn't that just a dream sequence? I don't remember him getting anything at the end except ridicule
Not really.She was the obvious super duper talented female fangirl that came in to replace the old guard that she's a fan of. And old marketing trick to make a crappy female character seem like something other then a marketing decisionto appeal to a non-existant female fanbase/get the loser middle aged foid producers off their backs. Make no mistake. When this obvious disney pushed decision of a storyline and character happened the entire cars IP died almost instantly. It was amazing. I shit you not, the cars IP PRINTED money till this debacle happened. It was unbelievable how badly and quickly this stupid decision destroyed it. It was fucking amazing.
You just know Mcqueen would have have fucked her if he didn't settle for Sally. I'm only half shitposting here, he probably would have gone for it
>>155580140Yes I’m actually mater, but a human
>>155595004It's sad how both Toy Story and Cars felt this guilty about just having male leads.
>>155593352Not very good for dramatic purposes.
>>155580183https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=wHJkieJdoRY
What about Francesco?
>>155580129>earnsMore like Dinoco wanted to sign the newest best racer before another brand does it
What purpose do the cars farm tractors for? Do they milk them? Do they eat their car parts? How the fuck does this work?
>>155596394a little of Column A, a little of Column B
WHEEEEEELS OF PUSSYMY DICK IS STUCK IN THE CAAAAAR DOOOREXHAUST PIPEA HOLE SO TIGHT
>>155580183smoochable lips
>>155580685by being written like that and no prior shit
>all the people on the comment section of the cut ending saying it’s betterpisses me off that some people didn’t want my wife to have a chance to shine
>>155580183I can't explain what I want this car to do to me, but it is unholy things for sure
Sex with motorized vehicles.
>>155595972it works well for the Cars franchise because a car entry and a driver are one in the same.
>>155596394Ok misogynist
Would you? COULD you?
>>155595004>>155595512The original scene was better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BPfNDs7zo
>>155601088>tone acknowledges cruz taking over as negative and neither wanted it, but mcqueen still says she should try anyway>he still gets to race, hudson hornet style>cruz isn't a perfect winner on her first try>even a traditional-style phrase "show em how the old men roll"it's a shame they just decided to go the most vindictive-feeling route about the old male lead getting cast aside and a girl taking over and being perfect at the last minute. not sure it's satisfying to cut the movie before seeing any results but still, at least McQueen isn't cast out for Cruz completely.I think it's a shame because the final concept works okay, that as you get older there's some things you're just not going to be able to keep up with, and finding a new purpose or such. But the way they went about it felt like ass.
>>155599230Not arguing the logistics. The half-n-half approach diluted the impact from an audience perspective. McQueen's return to the track felt diluted because he didn't finish it up, and Cruz's triumph fell flat because it was almost last-minute and failed a proper build-up.Does narrative mean nothing anymore beyond 'It means what I want it to mean and that's all that matters'?
>>155599079Has the Cars franchise ever mentioned motorcycles?
>>155602650There's the planes spin-off, the scrapped metro spin-off, and I *believe* we've seen boats here and there, but I can't recall motorcycles sadly.
>>155580129>Didn't even have to wear the full Dinoco blueLike seriously she looks like a street car with that yellow rather than a nascar car.
>>155601237I actually think they should have gone the rocky 3 route with it and had chick flix or some other racer help him build back up to face jackson storm.It's revealed the storm looked up to mcqueen and over time became the jackson storm we see in the movie.They race and they are neck and neck till mcqueen has a blow out and is injured. Jackson storm keeps going but stops before he wins, he turns around and goes back to mcqueen and starts pushing him towards the finishline. McQueen asks him why, he says I saw my hero give up the win to help his rival win. He then tells him before he drives away it's true what they say, never meet your heroes.Later McQueen sends him an invitation to a small race. He shows up in the old town and he says "one on one mcqueen I'm beating you fair and square". They race off they have a cool race with lots of tricks and they stop racing to win and start racing for fun. The movie ends before we see who really wins. Simple.
>>155601088The issue (for Disney) with this is that Cruz kind of becomes an antagonist here. I mean their options are:>Lighting winsMessage gets muddled and Cruz becomes kind of useless character (almost as if she was shoehorned there)>Storm winsJust creates a bad moment for Lighting and Cruz taking his spot looks even dumber>Lighting beats Storm but loses to CruzProbably the most likely ending to get here. But it kind of makes Cruz even more of a Mary Sue and she would be even more disliked since she is basically an unintentional antagonist in this version. And she happened to beat Lighting forcefully.
>>155603902>almost as if she was shoehorned thereAnon, she literally is. They lucked into the cars IP money printing juggernaugt and managed to absolutely kill it becasue disney/dyke producers demanded it to make it more "inclusive'.
>>155603976I mean that's what I'm also saying. Honestly if they went with this ending but no Cruz but it was some other new car that replaces Lighting as new 95. And then Lighting goes to Dinoco and wins should have been how the story goes.
>>155603641What is this expression meant to convey...
>>155604283She's a mean ̶g̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ blue racing machine!
>>155603356>the scrapped metro spin-off I beg your pardon..
>>155598741"YOUR wife"??
i want lightning mcqueen to rail me. i know he's hung as hell
I jacked off to this and I don't apologize for it
>>155580129>Dinoco I am SO fucking slow...
