DREAMWORKSISTERS.... I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD!
>>155585365AND THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN
idgi wasnt it like super amazing or whatever?
>>155585365But I was told representayshun and wimmin-led movies were guaranteed draws?
>>155585599More like Super Forgotten LOL
>The kid's movie about lesbian Phillipinos floppedI'm shocked, just straight flabbergasted even
>>155585365>barefoot protagonistsWell it's got that going for it at least.
I've seen it, the visuals are nice but the pacing is just abhorrent, worse than the Mario Galaxy Movie and Zootopia 2. It just moves and moves and moves for 90 minutes straight and never takes a break. It gave me a headache and ruined the more impactful scenes. I swear family movies didn't used to be like this.
>two girls and a wolf boyyikes>two dudes and a wolf girlbased
yeah i didn't think that a movie about two young adults reconnecting was going to really capture the attention of families with young kids. /co/ mocked befre when it leaked but at least it was about kids. and-- as someone who doesn't mind this sort of thing-- it just feels like another generic entry in the "Asian-American makes an animated movie about generational trauma" cinematic universe.
>>155585365The skinny one's feet in my mouth
Isn't there literally a thread bragging this movie is doing well in the catalogue right now?
>>155585893it's getting good reviews
The plot summary from having seen it, for anyone who cares:>open in 1990 Philippines, girl named Jo gives a presentation about the mythic island of Nakali and its resident demon Manang>bully mocks her story, prompting Jo to attack him and land herself in the principal's office>she meets Raissa, who got in trouble defending her, and they become friends>Jo's grandma tells them more stories about Nakali before eventually dying of old age, because of fucking course she does, it's one of THOSE movies>timeskip, Rai announces she's leaving for Caltech, leaving Jo upset>on the night before her departure, the two find a magical sand dollar that opens a portal to Nakali>they jump through and wake up the next morning with no memory of what happened, with Rai inexplicably sporting a pair of Manang wings>they meet Raww the furry bait were-dog thing, and are attacked by Manang who wants her stolen wings back>the girls search for a way home, encountering a parade of surreal Filipino creatures>they meet a merman named... Mermahn, and find out the sand dollar is secretly being kept elsewhere>Jo and Rai discover they had actually saved a village from Manang the previous night, with Rai having stolen Manang's wings during the fight
>>155586078>eventually the truth comes out: Batiba, a memory eater, has been manipulating them and is the true big bad, while Raww was working for her>Batiba reveals that Jo herself hid the sand dollar so Rai could never leave, causing both girls to lose their memories>Manang is acting out because she too lost her memories to Batiba>Rai feels betrayed and ends their friendship, Manang attacks and reclaims her wings>Jo sacrifices her friendship bracelet to Batiba so Rai can return home, accepting that their friendship has run its course (hamfisted scene)>Rai changes her mind and returns to Nakali, enters Jo's fading memories and reconciles with her by admitting how much Jo changed her life>Batiba returns the memories, Manang stops attacking people, and everyone conveniently resolves their various betrayals and grudges>years later, Jo is a successful graphic novelist who has turned the entire adventure into a comic>she and Rai remain friends and make another trip to Nakali, because apparently neither of them learned their lesson about how fucking dangerous the place is>the end
>>155585631They are not lesbians you obsessed freak
>>155585668I would call you a faggot if I didn’t also see it and can confirm you’re telling the truth. Mario Galaxy is still worse though, I’m convinced that movie was an endless scroll simulator experiment.
>>155585893Good reviews doesn't mean good revenue
>>155585365I have never once heard about this movie's existence until this very moment
>>155585365>"no more sequels and remakes, just make good original movies and we'll show up!">99% positive reviews>fully original story/IP>not a sequel>bombing hard????????????????
>>155586078>>155586103this feels like a meandering mess and low stake, but maybe basic summery of event doesn't do characterization justice?
>>155585675Varang made me feel funny in the theatre
>>155585365Go woke go broke
>>155586402where's the good movie
>>155586476there's nothing woke about this movie anon
>>155585365Critics thought they could shill this worldwide but only pinoys pay to eat reheated garbage.
>>155586526>beanmouth>quirky female protagonists>majority brown castare you sure, anon?
Budgets for those movies are too big
>>155586862you sound obsessed
>>155585365That is fake! Nice try
>>155585365Deserved for never adjusting to perspectives outside their own, making a nearly-literal movie about female animator mental illness and life (college and furries!), sanitizing all the screaming fits they had about straight white men existing, etc, from it, all while having no real stories to tell of people unlike themselves.Should’ve read some books
>>155585365It looks horrifically unappealing and dyke coded
>>155585631DreamWorks fucked up by making an outdated 2019 era Pixar Asian American therapy trauma dump movie instead of more Shrek spinoffs.
>>155585893It's earned 80 million? OP is fake
>>155586862>Buzzword>Modern females instead of 50's flapper girl>very light skinned charactersYou get paid way too much for such weak shitposting Ivan.
>>155585768Asian Americans need to be banned from making trauma dump movies. They should only be allowed to make anime knockoffs like Kpop Demon Hunters, or Fast and Furious movies.
>>155585768movies are made for twitter women now
>>155587107But anon, how will they complain their mum told them to study?
>>155585365It's a crowded upcoming box office weekend with Endgame being rereleased to hype up Doomsday, as well as other releases like Pitt's new dog film and Pattinson's Chris Hansen film in addition to RE's 2nd weekend
>>155586118i wonder if the "Lesbian autism" is the new "Blacked autism" for cartoon fanboys nowadays
>>155586078>they meet a merman named... MermahnLmao
>>155587077Really?
>>155585599The reviews are great, but families and kids aren't interested.
>>155585365Good
>>155585668#6>>155586526#1>>155586163#2>>155586896>>155587077#14
>>155586103>>155586078This sounds like it should be a horror movie.
>>155585668>>155586146Okay, convinced not to see this. I'd read one other comment stating the same and evidently that wasn't a lone opinion. The trailer alone felt too energetic, too hectic.
>>155587169holy shit, you're a redditor and a newfagKys
>>155587137Every movie is "WHY DID MY PARENTS PUSH ME TO BE SUCCESSFUL, I JUST WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN WESTERN DEGENERACY INSTEAD, WAH WAH WAH" and then in the end the parents support their kid's western degeneracy and laziness.>Dangs>Elemental >Turning Red>Forgotten IslandDon't Asian Americans have anything else to say? When they make movies glorifying Asian culture instead of shitting on it, like Kpop Demon Hunters, they tend to succeed.
>>155587249Thanks for proving me right i guess
>>155587222Your image is very small and has a lot of words.
>>155587197They must be paying alot for shill reviews, or the critics are afraid to criticize the Filipino DEI movie and get called racist.
Wait this was Dreamworks? Like it's a kids movie? I thought it was some relatable adult comedy like Tuca and Birdie or whatever.
>>155587269Cringe normalfag
>>155587301i guess two girls really can't be friends anymore otherwise they're dikes to the average 4cuck
>>155587222Why does AI always think the chud's lips are his teeth?
>>155586402It’s genuinely because of the two leads. They look lame as fuck, unlike the girls from KPDH
>>155587222>words
>>155587077No, that's the production budget.
>>155587315The difference between friends and dykes is that they’re entirely self-centered. Dykes don’t think “how can I help her family?” Because they don’t have husbands and children and consider their family lines evil homophobes.Even if this film is inspired by friendships of the animators, those friendships are heavily socially-constructed according to gay culture and so shares the selfishness, ugliness, mentally ill vibes, etc
>>155587315Tourist, you don't belong here
>>155587315The fat one looks and acts like a dyke and is infatuated with her female bff. the skinny one gets a classic Tumblr side of head shaved dyke haircut when she goes to the magic island. Based on the trailer, everything about the movie is extremely dyke coded.
>>155587403Not an argument and 4trash has just been a tourist website for almost a decade anyway
>>155587395woke fags btfo
>>155587358If they made the characters hot and marketable instead of ugly dykes, it would have had a chance. Girls like movies about beautiful attractive women, not dykey uggos. Twas wokeness that killed this film.
>>155585365ne
>>155587430>Friendship is le woke >>155587404Unless i see these two making out sloppy style then it's not a lesbian movie
>>155587420You're right that it's not an argument; it's the absolute truth.
>>155586078>no scene where her fellow students make fun of how much her traditional Filipino lunch smellsI'm out.
>>155585365Why are we hating on Asians when it's written and directed by two white men
>>155587222Imagine being such a worthless waste of breath that you need to save scat like this on your computer and fed it thru a tube everyday
>>155587446The movie centers around the fat butch dyke's unfulfilled infatuation with the skinny closeted lipstick dyke. This movie is like Elio and Turning Red combined.
>>155587467The guy on the right is clearly Asian
>>155587446>Friendship is le wokeNo one said that.
>>155587478>The movie centers around the fat butch dyke's unfulfilled infatuation with the skinny closeted lipstick dyke.No lesbian sex then no lesbian movie
>>155587107Russia needs to be banned from 4chan, period.>>155587467Shrills from Petersburg didn't get those cliffnotes.
If this actually flops as hard as it looks it will, Pixar will look fully justified in cancelling that Sailor Moon Steven Universe inspired movie thing with a very similar premise that Xhitters cried about.
>>155587467One of those guys is Asian...
>>155587496>According to Anon, lesbians don't exist unless it's porn.
>>155587481>No one said that.Actually 4channers say this all the time
>>155587500>Sailor Moon Steven Universe inspired movie Why don't they have any new ideas, and the only thing they can come up with is copying series from decades ago?
>>155587529>>According to Anon, lesbians don't exist unless it's porn.Yes and?
>>155585365>>155585668...are millenials just shit at writing?
>>155587533Classic leftist with their attempt at gaslighting.
>>155585365>>155587533>>155587529>>155587505>>155587478>>155587477The duality of man>Real actual normal human beings>And subhuman Muscovite pigshit
>>155587569>Friendship is a leftism concept
>>155587569>righty pretending to be smart
>>155587500lol, I was thinking of that stupid movieeven if I don’t like this one, it’s much better than whatever Pixar was doing there. genuinely their lowest moment creatively, besides maybe Purl
>>155587589>>155587596Wow, what I said really struck a nerve.
I never saw a single Philippine, that's attracted to the opposite sex.
>>155587638You didn't point out where i'm wrong you're just scrolling down the whole catalog of NPC quotes
This is pretty much the same thing that's happening with Western games.The budget is 80M. The budget for Spirited Away was 20M, and that's still super expensive for an anime movie.Even if this is a really good movie, as the reviews say, it will be considered a flop, and they probably won't make movies like this for a while.There must be a way to make animated movies that generate modest revenue on a far smaller budget while steadily gaining more fans.
>>155587669Everything you said is a lie.
>>155586118I've only seen the trailer but going by the designs and plot set up alone they may as well have looked at the camera and said "life sure is strange"
>>155585365Let it be known that flips aren't marketable.
>>155587739Prove it
>>155587498The shills are in Florida?St. Pete is kind of faggy, but nowhere near as bad as Orlando.
>a movie about two girls being friends? >LESBIAN WOKESLOPWhy are you guys like this? They don't even kiss
>>155587467>Anon doesn't know what an Asian person is.That doesn't surprise me; the only Asians you've probably ever seen are from manga hentai.
>>155587760First, you have to prove that something you said is the truth.
>>155585365im not sad that "totally not lesbians island" is flopping.
>>155587875>They don't even kissDropped.
>>155587875They don't have boyfriends either.
>>155587902i already asked first Don't take any backseats anon
>>155587875these movies are boring and uglyluca was shit as well
>>155587945Okay, nobody ever said Friendship is exclusive to lefties.
>>155585365I can't believe dykes don't sell! No suit with extensive market research could have seen that one coming.
>>155587984>nobody ever said Friendship is exclusive to leftiesHe did >>155587589 liar
>>155587875Because it's very obvious what it's trying to be. It's basically navigating a tricky situation by trying to be woke but focus on a society that is fairly conservative. I'm sure granny woulda beat the shit out of her dyke grand daughter if she knew how how much of a dykie girl failure she ended up. That's why they didn't explicitly call them lesbians, imagine making a story about a predominantly Catholic country and making it about lesbians lol
>>155585675You guys give secondhand embarassment.
>>155588002>He didThat's you, samefag.
>>155588035You lied though someone said it
Can animated movies stop trying to be like anime now? Also show more of the peeing dog guy
>>155588121Define anime.
>>155588121>Can animated movies stop trying to be like anime now?Anime is the future Akira outmogging disney back then was already a warning
>>155588149
>>155588014There is zero lesbian shit in this movie, and they even highlight The Philippines being a Catholic country. You just want to make yourself angry.
>>155588087You've already lost.
>>155587197>The reviews are greatso its garbage then?
>>155588191That is not anime. No, avatar and steven universe aren't anime either.
>>155588200Nah i didn't
>>155585599Quality doesn't equate sales
>>155588191Kek>>155588192We're actually happy that this woke garbage failed.
>>155586118>They are not lesbians you obsessed freakgreat then maybe its a 3/10 instead of a 2/10
>>155588209>>155588213Fail
>>155587132except they don't consume anything outside their 'comfort' zone
>>155588230Nah
>>155586103
>>155587107KPDH was also a generational trauma movie but they had the sense to combine it with songs and magical girls killing shit
>>155588215>talking about yourself in pluralAre you one of those actual split-personality schizos and not just an internet autism schizo?
This movie feels specially made for people who tout “ANIMATION IS CINEMA” on xitter, no fucking wonder it flopped
>>155588318>>155588263>The lefties are continuing with the gaslighting now that they've lost again.Kek
>flapper>50'sFlappers are from the 20's you dumb shit.
>>155588014They're trying to have their gay woke cake and eat it too
>>155585365How many times do we have to prove to the studios that self insert stories from a director do not work and no one wants to pay to see it?
>>155588467Meant for: >>155587099
>>155587266They also have>My wacky immigrant parents are so set in their old country ways and speak with funny accents!
>>155587882race is only skin deep anon, that's a white man
>>155587378lol at the door, so shit
Sideshaves and baldness are a leftist dyke agenda to uglify women.They keep trying to make it catch on and it only works on the most authistic women that already gave up and no one wants to be around in the first place.
>>155588388>rightoid is breaking down with buzzwords because he knows retardlicans are fucked in November
>>155588982Your obsession with politics is gay and reddit
155589028ok retarded gaslighter
>>155585893the seethe continues
>>155588215>We're actually happy that this woke garbage failed.It hasn’t even been released yet you turbo retard
>>155588014>Because it's very obvious what it's trying to be. Do you people understand how fucking retarded you sound
>>155589050>>155589152>>155589169>>155589187>>155588982cope and seethe
At this point I'm happy people will get sludge of lazy shit disney will pump out from now onpeople deserve to suffer and it sucks knowing good product dont even get a chance nowaday because of retards like 80% of this thread.
>>155586402Everything about its aesthetic makes me recoil.
>>155585365Doesn't matter how good a film is. You need it to have a market. Who the fuck is the target for this film? Indonesian Furries?Even Disney have learnt that these "deeply personal" films that are the writer's dealing with their trauma keep flopping.
so all that marketing was what spent the profits yeah?
>>155589326Get ready for 7 new Shrek franchise movies
>>155589326At least Skydance are putting out original projects, even if Lasseter is making Cars in space.(and two of the three upcoming films are scrapped Disney projects)
>>155585365and this is coming from some shithole account in Brazil
>>155589326>good productLmaoThis is pure trash, just like you.
>>155589447Cope
>>155589361>Doesn't matter how good a film is.It matters that the creators make something they are proud of in case no one else responds to it. That’s how it should be anyway.>You need it to have a market.The only market they need is me. I am usually the only one in my theater for niche animation, so they should stop wasting their time chasing schools of fish and spend more time chasing whales like me. Alas, this movie takes something that should be niche to millennial CalArts women and furries, and sands away personality so it can pretend to be a lamer Kpop Demon Hunters. This is why I am excited for Wildwood, because PG-13/2.5 hour runtime is a sign they are not pretending to want mainstream recognition.
>>155587163Yes, anon, really crowded period for kids films ...
>>155589382They can't even make a Shrek movie; they had to redo it because everyone guessed the plot of the new one featuring the "woke girlboss."
>>155589501don’t be silly there’s… oh wait you’re right
>>155587315It's funny to me you'd post this on the board called /co/mblr. The whole "two people can't just be friends" is literally Tumblr Superwholock fujo shit.
>>155588481Self insert works if it's someone cool. But the manlet bald director, nah I don't think he looks cool, and I doubt he had cool experiences to share. Should've just made something up!
>>155585675>one dude and two wolf girlsthere i fixed it
>>155588191>those obnoxious expressionsThis is the exact kind of humor that made me avoid KPop Demon Hunters. I really hope this actually fucking fails.
>>155589487Even Laika have put out a complete dud of a "who wants to watch this?" with Missing Link. There's neither audience appeal (think there were 4 bigfoot/yeti films that year) or any real artistic value in it.Even if you don't care about mainstream appeal, that still doesn't mean you should hyper-limit your audience. Arthouse or blockbuster, it's always a problem to go "I'm making this film for 2nd Generation Chinese girls who grew up Toronto in the 90s and hate their mum"
>>155585365>"We want original animation!">This releases>"No, not like that!"
>>155585365Commissioning foot art of these sluts
Raissa easily mogs all of your waifus
>>155589501>pretending kids aren't watching Avengers>pretending kids aren't asking their older siblings/cousins to get them into RE
>>155585365Curse of the new IP. Only Ray Gunn stands a chance at the box office.
>>155589752And then they shave her head and it's shit
>>155589793No it doesn’t lmfao Ray Gunn is going to make like 5 dollars at the BOWhich is evidence that the movie is terrible according to /co/
>>155589672I think Missing Link was them attempting a generic audience-friendly adventure, they just failed at it. I’m hoping Wildwood is them recognizing they made that mistake, and if these things aren’t going to get audiences we might as well go in the other direction.I agree about this specific movie, but there’s a genuine appeal for artists “tricking” a passion project into getting a Hollywood greenlight. I would do it. Box office is a flashy, short-sighted revenue stream, but a lot of stuff that has longevity are things like Nightmare before Christmas or Kpop Demon Hunters (to use a streaming-era example) that became much bigger cash cows than the stuff that made more its opening weekend.
>>155589752would cum on her glasses
>>155589501dumbass every parent is just going to plop their illiterate autistic ipad kid down in front of epic sooperpooper marvel movie
>>155585365Need more Raww cock
>>155589826You look at Cars. This was Lasseter (and other Pixar members) real passion project, build out of their love of route 66 Americana but they went out their way to keep that side of things whilst broadening the appeal to children too.It resulted in the most popular Disney franchise for Merchandise ever (almost double Frozen's)
>>155588014
>>155589822>>155589826I don't think Hollywood is being honest on the future of cinema. The only movies that are successful are either established IPs or Christopher Nolan films. That's not fucking sustainable. Fuck the box office.
>>155589718>new IP=original animationBy your logic, anime/manga is the most original industry.
>>155589814She’s still so sexy even with her fucked up hair
>>155589948>established IPs or Christopher Nolan films. Even Christopher Nolan uses established IPs; "The Odyssey" is nothing original.
>>155589982>>155589752Shit taste
>>155589982>Anons here desperately trying to convince the world that these weren't obviously supposed to be lesbiansHilarious
>>155590031>>155590038you’re mad Raissa is cuter than your waifu lol
>>155590019True to an extent. The Odyssey and Oppenheimer, while based on writings, didn't have a popular franchise to stand upon unlike say The Minecraft Movie.
>>155589793>Flop GunnAnd what will your excuse be WHEN (not if) this movie bombs
>>155590067It's a Netflix movie, it's getting the minimum run at the box office it needs to be eligable for the oscars.
>>155590095Opening weekend for Ray Bomb is still barely going over 10m, calling it now
>>155585365Might be because of the extreme gas prices
>>155585675>>155589608*ahem*two dudes and a wolf boy
>>155590148keys
>>155590048awful
>>155590185Perfect*
>>155590227Meh
>>155590258Not meh
>>155589470what up with this type of negativity, these threads are like bots repeating buzzwords without any thought put into the subject matter