Blowjob images SUCK. It's all focused on the woman. That's fucking retarded because it doesn't look hot in any way. She looks like a blowfish and nothing about her expression is attractive. Not to mention she's not the one receiving the pleasure. Also the guy getting his dick blown needs to not be fat and ugly, he should be muscular and fit with an actual attractive face. A lot of men in porn are mid and the women look boring generic and soulless. I think all porn should be replaced with Wes, made for all men and women to watch because no one can resist his sexy looks. If Wes is getting a blowjob, the focus will be on him entirely. The woman or man blowing him will be blocked out entirely and any noise they make will be edited out. You should only be allowed to hear Wes' moans and whimpers, and you get to see his sexy face. Boobs are so fucking boring. Replace them with a sexy man's body like Wes' and watch porn consumption skyrocket to 1000000000%. Every woman will be straight and every man will be gay for Wes. There will be long lines standing at his door every day waiting to give him the greatest blowjob he's ever had in his life. Everyone will get competitive and out-right kill each other, but that's okay because nature will decide who has the best genes to share with Wes when having hot sex with him. Everyone will consume everything Wes. Anywhere Wes steps, people will lick the ground to get even the smallest taste of the bottom of his shoe. Anywhere Wes sits, people will be SMASHING into each other to get a sniff of that area where his ass just was. Anytime Wes takes a shower, people will barge into his bathroom to steal his dirty clothes and keep them as trophies. Anything Wes eats or drinks with, everyone will collect the spit that was left and use it to make clones of Wes.Everything Wes. Wes everything. Wes.
>>155596469Is this some new copy pasta I'm too employed to know about
>>155596469>barbed penis You're gonna need a lot more lube for that...
>>15559646910/10 this femanon made me laugh.>people will barge into his bathroom to steal his dirty clothes and keep them as trophies.Is this how panty sniffers think or this just women? I thought only men thought about trophies. >>155596610You bots are humorless. I swear I'm going to steal this and use it in my comic book.
>>155596469more like blackalazy
>>155597948Once Wes becomes big, EVERYONE will want to keep his dirty undergarments as a trophy. Everyone wants Wes as a trophy. Whatever hair he leaves left on the ground, people will collect. Collect every little piece of Wes.
>>155598012Wesadaisy
Wes watch out for the people staring through your window. Wes they're not nice people they want to do bad things to you. Wes you need to stay inside at all times and have a loaded gun or two with you Wes you need to stay away they're dangerous people Wes. They have many plans on what to do with you, don't trust them. Don't trust any offers, bribes, or anything they tell you. Do not trust you. They want to do many, many horrible things to you, Wes. Keep them out and shoot them in the fucking face if they break in. Stay safe, Wes.
>>155596469what the fuck
Wes don't abbreviate Cerebral Palsy
>>155597948>femanonAnon, I...
OP's gonna end up on the news like the Ember and Hazel guys
>>155600638Yeah, as an AIDS statistic
>>155600680If it's aids from Wes then I don't care. He can pump all HIV straight in to me I will not mind. I think Wes can do many many things. Wes is a very wonderful man. Whatever he wants I will allow because I love him so much and I want the best for him. Just remember this. Whatever happens, anything at all, Wes was there. Just remember that. Wes is very powerful. He can conjure whatever he likes. I don't think anyone on this earth can match the power Wes has. Nobody can even come close to his level. I remember the time Wes helped that poor man with his wagon when the wheel broke off- he was able to lift the wagon while it was filled with many apples, probably around 2000 pounds of apples. Wes is a very very strong guy! I was so amazed he could pull that off. He did it with one arm too because his other arm was broken in a skydiving accident two weeks prior. He also had a sprained ankle when he was trying to run away from a rancher's angry bull the other night in an attempt to borrow some of his ranch tools so he could try building a bunker underneath his house because of his paranoia from World War 1. Wes is an incredible guy and I would never ever underestimate him I.really love him and he's a good man he should be appreciated so much more than he already is.
Wes is coming back and he's going to rape and kill the Lackadaisy just you watch
WES LOOK OUT
WES OH MY FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Wes don't go near that door.
