Fujo editionQOTT: Do you believe in the there being a Low blood/mid blood/ high blood separation, or only in a low blood highblood separation?Last Session: >>155590792Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77289109-9096-3832
>>155600388
first for prospitcest
>>155600373we must all sync our periods. its like how if everyone jumped at the same time we could move the earth or something.
It shouldn't be Davekat, it should be Davekatmayor, I love whenever the Mayor is included, Spades Slick kinda replaced him as my favorite character but I still love the Mayor I think he's my second favorite>>155600346>>155600358>>155600378>>155600383Incredible stuff thank you for sharing even if It's not porn>>155600419That is true, personally I adored the whole scarf-retcon-adventure thing paralleling Terezi ordering John around at the beginning of the comic, super cute and cool
>>155599859seconding this (mainly because my GF loves biting me, one time she was biting me and I said some stupid shit and she started biting harder and jerking her hear back and forth like an angry dog, it was very hot but also did hurt lmao, her teeth left an indent that bruised for a few days) plus we both like prospitcest so this is like a double win.
I don't like the fact more women are present here, the chance I am replying to one or one is replying to me grows daily. I need to prepare myself and get more guns.
black dave is canon btw
>>155600445Mayor is for PM you deranged fujoshi
>>155600471But PM wants that White Queen pussy
>>155600471fake and gay
>>155600470good thing we can make him white
>>155600488good thing we can make everyone black
>>155600463and what if i have a gun, what thenyou cant stop me, NO ONE CAN
>>155600455larping monogamy makes no sense, or the grooming kids part.yall just sayin shit.
>>155600470haven being a black guy and self inserting himself into his homestuck fanart is such a cherry on top situation
Teal bloods manipulate both sides of the hemospectrumThey control the action
>>155600513DONT TALK TO ME SHE DEVIL
>>155600509good thing we dont
>>155600553SHISHISHISHISHISHSISHI
>>155600555we do
>>155600509true
>>155600555talking french
I perfer making my own black characters rather than making any of the homestuck humans black. personally. making some of the trolls black is fun tho. Black fef is fun.
>>155600555trips of truthweird how the diversity lunatics act when you don't want an endless sea of black/brown
>>155600528he makes everybody a giganigger though
My beautiful sons
>>155600595weird how lunatics act when you don't want an endless sea of white
>>155600470He's literally pinkest of motherfuckin' star monkeys though
>>155600451>(mainly because my GF loves biting meI'M NOT JEALOUS I JUST WISH FOR YOUR DEATH
>>155600607Ignore the /pol/tard and post cool black art its really just like 2 guys throwing a tantrum over it every time
>>155600564we dont>>155600579non
>>155600595>>155600607there has got to be an inbetween here. besides theres more to diversity than skin color. Body types are also important. and no making everyone fat doesn't count.
the peixes are black, the megidos are asian and everybody else is white.
>>155600627how do you feel about filipino nitrams?
>>155600623>there has got to be an inbetween here.yeah its #ffffff and #c4c4c4
>>155600463What if youre replying to a femanon with a penis? Haha that would be funny i think haha
it feels ridiculous to make the striders and gamzee black. i don't really care about the rest
>>155600623what bodytipes you want then
>>155600607weird how lunatics act when they have to deviate from the evident and not verbally obfuscated aesthetic choices of the artistic work itself in order to narcissistically express their identity strictly in racial and sexual wayssometimes they even contradict explicit canon logsthey even like things beyond canonthe monsters
>>155600641based
>>155600641Women don't have dicks
>>155600632its cool but i prefer them as spaniards.
I like when Rose makes this stupid face she has done it like 5 times by now>>155600641This makes you the equivalent of a highblood I think
meroew!! haii everyone!!!
>>155600647thats an undertaking and a half to really speak about. But i think whats most important to me is that i hate seeing jade drawn shorter than any of the human kids. In my mind, she is the tallest human in the story. Hense why i always draw her taller than john and dave.
if the artist is good enough they can make any race work. if seen it before
>>155600671man the lips got so bad by the end of the comic
>>155600684>man the lips got so bad by the end of the comicmore like the entire art got bad by the end of the comic. They turned rose into a fucking orb.
>>155600647we could go with the classic humorism/humoralism (4 types) or somatotyping (more modern)
jade is 100% autistic. i remember that squidles flash and her jumping around and clapping for the squiddles...
>>155600699>orb.rubbing my rorb lalorb to see the future
>>155600683I agree, it's not that big a deal
>>155600673Hi! *twirls into a tornado*>>155600684I think they're funny and distinct but I can see why some would dislike them, personally at least I think it works really well in the "are u going to brek up wit me" drunk Rose page
>>155600623I think one should not aim for a middle point. One should try to make cool characters, be faithful to your own artistic vision (with taste), and may the chips fall were they may, even if it is all white or all black (although those outcomes are probably unlikely if one does as I just said).
>>155600684I dont like hussies art by the end of the comic, feels more reformed but, I like how it did around the middle. then they just got another artist to do the last few panels in homestuck
>>155600699yeah i hate beanmode in general i just forgot how ridiculous the lips in particular looked
>>155600644only gamzee.. so the rest of the makaras is fine?
>>155600723hi there!! ^_^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one day ill draw more jade with actual skin color but until then your just gonna have to look at this same drawing until i do.anyway heres filipino jade. totally *totally* not me self inserting as her. i would never do that.
haven probably still draws porn but only shows it to a select group of people
>>155600752thats just artists in general
>>155600743i thought you were black
>>155600752yeah he shows it to everyone else working on hsbc and then they all get on twitter and wokescold about how incest fanart is wrong
>>155600758not me! xd
>>155600743Jade is the most acceptable one to brown up.Although given how white coded the other side of the ectobiological combination is, I would always make her at least half-white.
>>155600760thats my secret capIM BOTH
>>155600758do you think that even kim is hiding porn from us?
I understand now why people went crazy over Karkat, you can't read this and not feel an intense desire to see him getting fucked
>>155600802i do wanna fuck karkat but not because of anything in act 6.
>>155600705She's just a silly girl
>>155600790I wish black people didn't look like this.
what can i do to get myself a boyfriend like gamzee. is being latin american enough?
>>155600817i've been in a pepsicola mood these days
>>155600859me too man, that one drawing that one anon did with the skateboard rewired my fucking brain, GOOODI WISH I DIDNT HAVE ART BLOCK RIGHT NOW.or a migraine. or ovulation.but yknow we cant win em all.
>>155600873>or a migraine. or ovulation.sex could fix both those
>>155600886you aint slick anon
>>155600886operative word is could, T-T>>155600548>>1556008121. I prospitcest anon would like to take credit for the advent of "kekekeke" because im vain and thats how it be.also hello i hope your day is well.and the rest of you anons, how is (YOU)R day, i hope its good
>>155600873if you get around to drawing them you should definitely draw them doing something mundane like lazing around in the summer heat. those are my favorite types of drawings of them
>>155600916dude 100%. i love how you get it.its like, the heat haze effect everywhere. no where to go and nothing to do, dave is shirtless and spreading his chest wide over a bench and john is sweating his ass off in a shirt but is too embarrassed to just throw it off. both of them look bored as hell and like their melting. ahh jeez. too many things to draw and not enough time in the world.
>>155600892I don't care if it's transmale or ciswoman pussy is pussy
Also im reposting the Rose cockwarming image cause i worked to hard on this not too.https://files.catbox.moe/xkmswh.png (textless)https://files.catbox.moe/nuoh7l.png(Cringy dialogue
>>155600950keep saying that until a tmale actually has a dick and fucks you in the ass
>>155600960how in the fuck are blue balls a myth perpetuated by rapists??
>>155600971tamales don't have dicks
>>155600971>actually has a dicklol frankenweenie
>>155600971I don't care about rotdogs, plus most of those women keep their pussy anyways
>>155600971You are too wise for this thread, we real trans man lovers must stick together and talk about sex with Roxy and Delfi
>>155600987because some men blame it for their need to rape they just got so worked up they had to rape that chick
>>155601016>we real trans man lovers yo cuntboy no gatekeeping it's rude>and talk about sex with Roxy and DelfiI too would like to fuck their boypussies
>>155601022then it is just a retarded excuse, not a mythblue balls are very real (and not actually blue)
>>155601034its not going to be funny when the strap thats bigger than your dick gets picked up
>>155601034>no gatekeeping it's rudeI welcome all those interested in cute guys with pussies as long as they're not too mean about them being guys with pussies>>155601045This is awesome too
>>155601038Look man it was like 11 pm at night and I needed some dialogue, in fact I feel like I could have spun that one line off into separate side tangent / argument between the two whether or not it was real. But I couldn't have it be too long.
>>155601045I mean if they wanna wear it they can they're still getting fucked in their boyginas > as they're not too mean about them being guys with pussiesI mean the stats show at least a quarter get off to being misgendered anyways plus they've got the same getting off to rape shit normal women have
>>155601055you would like cody from space days.
>>155601072It is ok. At least you made some hot stuff.
>>155601077got the stats off 4chan?
>>155600939you described it perfectly, their familiarity with each other is so lewd...
>>155601090As long as the art is cute / hot that's all that matters. I think the fact that line produced such a reaction is partially fitting within rose's character. She would say something like that methinks, even if only to get a rise out of people.
>>155601100Bromance into sexual tension is what peak Pepsicola is.
>>155601083Is he trans? if so I guess I'm adding that MSPFA on my to-read list after I catch up to Beyond Canon it looks cute, together with Sburb.exe that has cute designs in it
>>155601083To be fair who doesn't like cody/not want to fuck her
Anyone who thinks their topping Cody is foolish
>>155601117Much like you Cody is also a non passing trans identifying female
cody would make these chasers cry
>>155601145how long are you keeping this offtopic black romance gimmick going
>>155601145Funny enough Cody *was* passing for me. So much so that panels where Cody had their boobs out I was confused I thought it was a different character entirely. In fact them being trans was something that flew over my head entirely on first read through
CREAMPING INSIDE BOBO SATYR WOMB AND STROKING HIS GIRLDICK!!!!!
>>155601117yeah he is
>>155601145He does pass tho
>>155601138>>155601147Transmales are still women so they're really not hard to fuck the pussy is literally made for sex >>155601152I answered her question is that not on topic?
>>155601156real question where is the womb? in the ass?
I like Cody
Karkat is so obedient wow also wow this dialog log is massive maybe I won't get to finish Homestuck today unless I lock in>>155601156Seconding this>>155601158Awesome! looking forward to meeting him later>>155601176He really looks super cool, I will probably spend years reading random MSPFAs once I'm done with the canon and post-canon stuff
>>155601171Not on topic unfortunately
>>155601171and your mouth is made for putting dicks in it
>>155601173satyr and nymphs are essencially hermaphrodites like the trolls in my hc but their genitalias are equivalent of sea animals/mammals .
>>155600915My day is going good, I have my friends coming over tonight, I wanted to draw on the whiteboard but Ill be too busy hosting
>>155601192Actually mouths are made for breathing and eating food
>>155601176Skye and Cody are CUTE!!
>>155601198>mouth breatherFigures
>>155601195are you making any snacks and if so you need to tell us which snacks
>>155601198you're a mouthbreather?
>>155601198and eating ass
>>155601195Have some fun tonight anon! Us other artists will try to draw in your place. >>155601198You breath with your mouth?
>>155601203Really love seeing them together even though their relationship probably won't last... I just think they're neat
the kismesis bigot fag is colsla in my mind. I can't picture the anon in any other way.
>>155601205>>155601207>>155601213It's an alternative for the nose when the nose is unavailable, I did not say it was the primary feature for breathing but that it is indeed made for it
Roxy needs that BBC. You all remember the pic from Red Fred
>>155601198dude don't breathe with your mouthit deforms your face long termremember to mew (aka correct oral posture)
>>155601234...Big brother cock?
skye rape
>>155601224It'll last, so says I, a skyefag
>>155601230ok mouthbreatheranon
>>155601224Cody needs to break up with that crazy hoe and achieve true happiness (dating a cute Filipino)Then skye can achieve her own happiness. (Dating Korpus)
>>155601243I can't believe she fucked up the cobblestone generator
>>155601255who is that filipino
I keep forgetting alan is a pinoy.
I’m grateful that AI is erasing any ability to tell that Homestuck Epilogues writer ipgd had any impact on my creativity and returning me to the projects I was trying to make as a teenager and young adult.It’s very healing and very therapeutic for my creative mind, and gradually the memories are ceasing to have any significance to me as the Bible says happens in heaven. Yes I would say it’s a heavenly experience.
>>155601229openly acknowledging reality is not bigotryI love (some) trannies despite their delusions and dysphoria
>>155601238>remember to mew (aka correct oral posture)didn't that guy get arrested for rape?
>>155601268Alan.
>>155601206 I have the place, they bring the food and wineI manipulated them
>>155601262i messed up nether portals before
>>155601278COLESLAW INCELL GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND CLEAN THAT SHIT YOU LAZY FAG.
>>155601229>colslawho
>>155601255She WILL find her happy ending, only through staying with Cody can it become a reality.>>155601262She's not the smartest
>>155601280what? no, at least not as far as I knowregardless, maintain correct oral posture
>>155601295My skorpus agenda will not die. Only olive blood cock can fix her
>>155601278finish drinking bleach and go back
>>155601293complete and total nufag takeover
>>155601293nonono nugens not like this
>>155601291>>155601306Rude. If anything, you are displaying bigotry when faced with a (reality-matching) worldview that you don't share. Ironic.
>>155601293Telling on yourselfm
Will bigot anon ever get the taste of that sweet sweet t-boy pussy?FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HSG
>>155601138
>>155601304cmon anon that pecker is too small
Dave is the god of wokeness, I'm honestly really enjoying these long ass dialoglogs it really develops the characters well it feels like I'm reading a real normal book which I enjoy
>>155601293My Favorite Nasty Bitch.
>>155601291Colsla would never pretend to like troons. Best you could get out of him is chaser sexual harassment
>>155601322You are basically saying they "heh, you guys are the *real* bigots cause you hate smart people (me) the most oppressed group of all">>155601329Idk man this guy seems like rapemeat.
>>155601342He looks like a cute troll John
>>155601342need me a man like this
>>155601341Also this part is funny because it implies the Mayor does not qualify as a valid homosexual companion
>>155601352>Idk man this guy seems like rapemeat.That's not a very nice thing to call a transman
>>155601329I wish futas were real Hehe
>>155601352No, not really. Intelligence does not necessarily entail the adoption of a reality matching worldview.Intelligence can be used to trap yourself deeper and deeper into a delusional mess.
>>155601347>colsla would never pretend to like troonsanon he cuts himself i don't think he has that big of morals to judge.
>>155601341>Dave is the god of wokenessDo you hear what you're saying, it's shit like this which makes act 6 bad, none of this would fly in the earlier acts>it feels like I'm reading a real normal book which I enjoyyour booktok slop that you touch yourself to aren't real books
colslakarkatskyeboboall mine by the way
>>155601382Clearly something you do not suffer from. Right?
i think this thread alone is proof that there is no hope for homestuck ever being not shit again
>>155601379anon there are differences from a futa to anything trans anon.
>>155601400I feel like earlier acts were pretty woke with trolls being bisexual in nature bro
>>155601341>it really develops the characters wellThese are not good developments it just makes them into tumblr approved woobies
>>155601411but we are having fuuuuun
>>155601412this is cope its all the same shit
>>155601341But Dave is just being retarded here. Homosexual is a pretty descriptive term for sexual orientation.Also, normal is defined statistically by frequency and socially by acceptance (those are often quite entwined for obvious reasons and the nature of societies). There would definitely be a new social normal under a radically new environment, although the nature of the species would not change (so what is normal there would likely remain so when evaluating/analyzing its nature).
>>155601329>>155601352Luls at gay people getting horny for violating a normal person.I had “t-boy pussy” from ipgd (not physically, thank God) and it’s indistinguishable from vagina dentata. You’re looking at a mentally deranged thing who wants to internally mutilate the souls of others luring you in with the superficial appeal of a tomboy.
>>155601406Trannies share the same delusion those that want to chop off arms or hands feel but unlike the arm choppers we indulge them with their mental illness/fetishes. It's not wrong to call them mentally ill freaks it's merely rude
>>155601362It is an edge case. There is a sort of human like sexual dimorphism among its kind, but it is distant enough from humanity that it does not have sufficient secondary sex characteristics to trigger most homosexual human males.
>>155601341Nothing John said was abnormal
>>155601423I think they are realistic developments for a 13 year old kid interacting with trolls who are all pretty damn gay for 3 years in solitude, especially considering Dave's whole past with Bro Strider having him do weird sexual shit with puppets I think It's pretty cool and realistic>>155601439>But Dave is just being retarded here. Homosexual is a pretty descriptive term for sexual orientation.Dave is basically going on about how he doesn't think homosexuality is a big deal after spending time with trolls who don't really care about that stuff>>155601459I just feel like shit like Gamzee wanting to fuck Tavros and Karkat having no qualms with doing black romance with John (and Kanaya being into Vriska then Rose etc etc etc) makes it clear trolls don't really see homosexuality as a big deal at all>>155601461To a human lacking knowledge of things of course
>>155601406Maybe I do suffer from it, but I tend to be open to change my worldview after I digest a sufficiently convincing alternative.I would only joke about their disordered troony condition with trannies I trust and consider friends. Then again, I only know like 2 troons irl (and only one considers himself a troon).
>>155601411You had hope?
>Dave is the god of wokenessthis is the state of hsg in 2026
>>155601484>I think It's pretty cool and realisticIt's not and you only think so because you too fell victim to gender grooming
I'm glad all this trans stuff gets aired out while I'm at workEvening /hsg/ is much more chill vibes
>>155601484>Dave is basically going on about how he doesn't think homosexuality is a big deal after spending time with trolls who don't really care about that stuffAnd he's wrong and John was right
>>155601500>this is the state of hsg in 2026good state
>>155601510the threads have been complete shit the past week i cant wait for this liveblogging to be over
It seems I am right in Dave being just totally into Troll culture now>>155601529I love them so cute
>>155601484It is not a matter of it being a big deal, but rather the wonky consequences of interacting with alien humanoid species who also reproduce sexually, but in a radically different way, because of both differences in their biological nature AND their culture, particularly how they have artificially manipulated the reproduction process for long enough to even form whole new taboos we find nonsensical, such as buckets.
>>155601529davejohnkat threesome yum
>>155601522anons think that john fucking hates gay people because they are the favourite character they like to project
>>155601529Why are you here and not literally any other place to talk about Homestuck>>155601536You'd get more asspats and praise on twitter or bluesky or literally any other place plus you wouldn't get people calling you a woman so go there
>>155601447>>155601486Here's a suggestion then. Maybe don't lose all the marbles in your head every time the topic is brought up and practice a little self control. It's an endless feedback loop of the same people fighting about the same topic endlessly, both sides to stubborn to change. Why waste the energy. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all just go "I don't agree" and leave it at that. It surely would be condusive to a more level headed discussion/thread.
>>155601536>Dave totally into troll culturehuh that's interesting so who's filling the rest of his quadrants
>>155601552because they are based
>>155601557Nah the tranny should fuck off, or continue to get told how she is only good for having her pussy fucked>>155601545Yeah it's great
I'll take a break for a bit but I love this comic and I enjoy talking about it with all of you, all these characters have such good chemistry with each other It's a delight to read their stupid conversations it feels like real friends talking to each other and shooting the shit >>155601539Yeah I understand that, troll reproduction is crazy, I still wish I got to learn about leprechaun 9 quadrants from Aranea in full... seems even crazier>>155601545I don't know if you are referring to me here but I love John as a character and don't think that at all, sorry if you're not referring to me here>>155601558Mayor is the diamond one, as for the rest I don't know...
>>155601510Its the coffee thats making these niggas act out
>>155601534They need some kind of magical being to make them good, but all magical beings are probably busy bringing joy to good children, living as the busy elves of Santa or God
>>155601585w chaser tactics
>>155601585
>>155601585I don't really respect it but I guess I have to accept that you are thinking with solely your penis here
>>155601633
Colsla rancid's nook doesn't see so bad to the tongue now.
>>155601557I enjoy a bit of friction. Also, I am contributing to the thread with other posts such as this one here: >>155601539
>>155601671eat them up eat them up
>>155601646>Jade lives and is the last remaining woman John can be withYou know if you think about it this comic advances the prospitcest agenda
>>155601615>I still wish I got to learn about leprechaun 9 quadrants from Aranea in full... seems even crazierThat was literally a shitpost joke making fun of women like you, for fucks sake
>>155601653I suppose that's where we differ. >>155601676I ALWAYS WIN IN THE END. SHISHISHISHI
>>155601694The problem with act 6 is any satirical elements fall flat because there's never actually a punch line. Aranea just exposits bullshit no one cares about. And that's that. There's no bit. It's not "making fun" of anyone, it's giving people exactly what they want. Seems rather backwards.
>>155601557>Maybe don't lose all the marbles in your head every time the topic is brought up and practice a little self control.Or the trannies can practice posting anywhere else control>It surely would be condusive to a more level headed discussion/thread.Which can take place when they're gone
we're stealing trollcall into the groomcord as a result of this thread trashingno more fujo stink
>>155601724The punchline is taking it seriously is retarded and makes you a retard for doing so. >There's no bit. It's not "making fun" of anyone,It's mocking you that's the bit, if you're too stupid to see it that's on you
>>155601725Look Homestuck is the gay faggot comic. There's gonna be gay fags here. It's like getting mad at black people in a boondocks thread.
JUNEDAVE!
>>155601676This almost reads like John says its ok when Jade pegs people with a dog dick
>>155601750I'll take gays and fags but I draw the line at trannies>It's like getting mad at black people in a boondocks thread.There is nothing wrong with black people
>>155601724I disagree.I think it is left open on purpose as for it to be possible to be interpreted as satire or serious depending on the need.Although I do agree in that it falls a bit flat if taken as serious. Maybe he could have made it less exaggerated as to give it more potential depth in its verisimilitude.
now we wait any second now.
>>155601760That's John
>>155601746The fact that the quadrants exist and are taken 100% seriously and are placed under 0 scrutiny as a system and is basically entirely legitimized in the story completely and utterly decimates any chance for the leprolechon joke to mean anything. Quadrants are *already* a parody of how complicated humans make romance, how they get weird about things that to trolls do not matter (homosexuality, incest, ect ect). But because the story just goes along with these silly concepts anyway, it just ruins the joke later on. Because you cultivated the same audience who, *would* want to know about how green people love each other. That's *your* fault.
>>155601768>There is nothing wrong with black peopleWRONG.They don't look like this: >>155600216
>>155601778le epic trolling and baiting!!!!!
>>155601768The war will fight forever more. If no one is willing to play nice with each other Nothing I can do about this one
>>155601767It is, but only if she ejaculates girlcum, which is thicker and higher in volume due to the larger size of her female gametes. It is the only way it would make sense for her to still be a girl.
>>155601793>quadrants exist and are taken 100% seriously and are placed under 0 scrutiny as a systemThe fuck are you talking about Nepeta and Muelin are both treated like retarded tumblr shippers they aren't treated 100% seriously, the dancestors are fucking jokes mocking the fandomLeprechaun romance is never treated seriously and to do so makes you a fucking retard
>>155601811say it with me, it wouldnt be bait if people didnt leak at it every time. just don't leak little bro.
call me when the thread isnt trooncourse
i love incestous faggots
>>155601832you are so esl
>>155601829>Nepeta and Muelin are both treated like retarded tumblr shippersNTAbut even if that is true, quadrants are very real and natural for trollsit literally is played.......................... straight
>>155601839I think you're going to have to wait for the troon to finish reading the comic. READ FASTER TRANNY THE THREAD DEPENDS ON YOU
>>155601832nooooo but i need to complain about le evil trans people and le evil black people on the homestuck general
>>155601854nah they're going to read the epilogues too. just accept it at this point
>>155601852>quadrants are very real and natural for trolls>it literally is played.......................... straightyes and? Hussie mocks fans for treating them seriously for humans you're missing all the meta context
>>155601829yeah, and all of this satire fails. BECAUSE THEY PLAY IT STRAIGHT. The "retarded tumblr shippers" arent treated as foolish for being that way, they are normal trolls with a semi niche interest. The trolls in the story still treat the concept with weight and at no point actually try to break free from it.
>>155601854i meant in general this discussion sucks dick
>>155601870>uh hussie le mocks me every time and im tired of being mocked!!!!!
>>155600455its true i was there. im 6 days olds.
>>155601793>Because you cultivated the same audience who, *would* want to know about how green people love each other. That's *your* fault.That's just called being mentally ill, like if you can't understand leprechaun romance is 100% a joke and not remotely serious makes you a fucking retard>>155601879If you're too stupid to understand you're being made fun of that's your fault you retard fucking bitch
OH MAMA
>>155601840OUGH KURLOZ MOLESTING GAMZEE SO FUCKING HOT
>>155601866At least those aren't that long I give tranon what another 4 days or so?
I'm back and I see a bunch of people arguing over the funny Leprechaun romance 9 quadrants thing, so I'll just say this:I just love The Felt and want as much characterization for them as possible, I don't really care if you hate jokes being taken seriously or not, any little bit of info on them is a treat for me, they're already joke characters that I take seriously and enjoy, I see no problem in taking their silly romance serious, It's fun and interesting! that's the appeal of surrealist art, to me at least
>>155601894I think you fail to understand that i hate quadrants, i hate a lot of act 6, and most of all i hate hussie for being bad at writing. he failed, the joke failed. all of the dancestors are failures because their one note jokes who usually fail to be jokes. If your audience can fail so spectacularly hard to see the joke, i feel thats the fault of the author.
man im baiting again
>>155601926Are you considered a masterbaiter???
>>155601919you are evil because you like this comic with sincerity and that is a personal attack on me
JUNE!
So lets say Sburb was a hypothetical woman, would YOU attend the wedding of Jade marrying Sburb and Skaia in a three person marriage? Would you be happy for her?would you say Sburb should have an object head like Skaia? What do Sburb and Jade give birth to if Jade and Skaia made Earth-C's entire universe and Earth-C?
>>155601926master style? or grub style
>>155601939SEX!
>homestuck>surrealist artwords have meaning
>>155601943grub onahole?
>>155601957yes and no.
anyway this transcourse is tiresome. im outta here.ill come back if i draw anything (with this art block its unlikely)
>>155601957it is actually metamodedrn artsome would say it is postmodern, but I think it does recover some elements of moderninsm and goes beyond the usual vacuous semiotic mire of postmodernism
>>155601957it is tho
>>155601963>>155601982homestuck is not surrealist it's post postmodern art >>155601979post postmodern
i dont know who i hate more, liveblogger anon or jade raping everyone and everything with her radioactive dogdick anon.
>>155601957it definitely has some surrealist moments in it
>>155601999you don't know what that word means
Hey liveblog tranny I'll make you a deal if you use she/her for Roxy for the rest of your reading at least until she transitions I pinky swear promise I will not harass you anymore.
>>155601988>post postmodernhow??? why not metamodern or some other nebulous word
>>155601995whats the anon tier list look like
>>155602013because post postmodern is an actual thing
Holy shit you guys argue over the dumbest shit
reminder to give that 20 something white girl almost hitting her 30s a chance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBu982w4gv0
>>155602008if i was liveblog anon i would say hehim just to piss anons like you off
>>155601995livebloggerfag would be considerably less annoying without the black romance orbiter
>>155602029Well yeah, it's Homestuck
>>155602029Yep. Pretty bad thread overall. 3/10
>>155602046I try to ignore him but then other anons reply to his posts in my place and the thread turns to shit, shit sucks! wish more people posted porn
>>155602069This is a blue board. But I post porn T-T
okay. new idea. use the hide feature on posts you dont like. done.
>>155602096Seconding
Ok I lied I will be going for real now but here's some johnjade for the more polite and nice girls and boys here.
>>155602026and that thing is? homestuck just looks post-modern to me. its thesis is that you break out of the modern impositions like heroism and its reconstructed utopia (earth c) is built on magic videogame tech
>>155602126prospitcest is so good I hope that fic updates soon
>>155602126nebula (i think thats the artist) is cool i hope they draw more
>>155602126>more polite and nice girls and boys here.I support prospitcest but you forgot the theys *shakes head disapprovingly while saving the image you just posted*
>>155602129heroism is literally an objective feature of their reality, even if they eventually escape the narrative itselfit is metamodern, understood as a response to postmodernism that recovers some of the aspects of modernism
I'm going to choke you out if you don't stop moving the Punch Designix
>>155602026homestuck when you strip away all the layers of shit is just an unfinished story with no real ending due to the author faults, its not art and it will never be due to the simple fact that we were robed of everything that had meaning
>>155602150anon said it was post postmodern, not metamodern
>>155602133>I hope that fic updates sooncancelled it cuz the tread wont behave
>>155601962 ouhhhh… tight crab and cloun onaholes.. come in a pair..
>>155602006He is right, though.Some parts of the trickster part are in fact surrealism.
Having troll calll as the op pic scares me, like she is some urban creature of the night, remember boys and girls, brush your teeth before you sleep or trollcall will shove a comically large buttplug up your ass.
>>155602161you don't understand what art is. art can and often is bad
>>155602171>cancelled it cuz the tread wont behaveplz no
>>155602174anons just want to antagonize the liveblogger no matter what they say atp
i'm considered an F-tier anon at best.
>>155602169we are entering petty pedant territory at this pointpost-postmodern is a broader conceptmetamodernism rescues in earnest modern concepts as well, while post-postmodernism does not necessarily do soone could argue one is a subset of the other
tomorrow is drinking friday
>>155602174no it isn't, contextually trickster mode is deeply ironic, it is not surrealism
I wish I never told the blogposter to keep posting. It got annoying really fast with how much they spam and didn't think they would be this much of a tourist.
>>155602192no i actually like you a lot johnkat anon
Let us remember one of our best characters: The Caretaker and her immense beauty and majesty
incestfags are all s-tier posters. this includes lalondecest, prospitcest, and stridercest alike
>>155602192it's okay poop anon, we hate you.
>>155602207Surrealism does not exclude the possibility of irony. Let's do a checklist for trickster shenanigans and its relation to surrealism.Dreamlike Imagery: Check.Unexpected Combinations: Check.Psychological Focus: Check.
>>155602219I'm literally just reading quietly now, I've been on 4chan since 2017, all these people arguing over this dumb bullshit are not me and I am sorry for causing all this stupid meltdown because I wanted to find out how The Felt has sex with each other, geez!
>>155602230they arent me. i do draw but thats not me
>>155602219>and didn't think they would be this much of a tourist.lmao how did you miss the signs
>>155602219their first few posts were very tame no one could have predicted they'd end up having such obnoxious opinions
>>155602238>I've been on 4chan since 2017Haven't you only ever used the undertale general and not any of the other parts of the site? I don't think that really counts when you've shown like no 4chan culture and post like a tumblr user
4chan kurchur is pepe kek and greentexts
>>155602238I'll make you a deal if you use she/her for Roxy for the rest of your reading of HS1 and at least until she transitions I pinky swear promise I will not harass you anymore. Those are my terms for a ceasefire.
>>155602246It's not even their opinions man, people can think whatever they want as long as they dont think themsleves better for it. I just don't like anons treating threads like their personal blogs and refusing to even engage in 4chan culture. Anyone can post here, that's the point, I get it, but come on man at least try to assimilate. Also despite how much they say "Ill be quiet and won't post now" they still insist on replying to everything because they lack the board culture to just leave annoying conversations unfinished. It sucks when a general suddenly starts revolving around a single person who's clearly and outsider.
this is stupid, i wanna talk about deflorating grubs!!
>>155602271>post how I want and I'll stop chimping outnta but holy hell you're a faggot
>>155602271>HS1That is just Homestuck.The canon Homestuck.The actually real Homestuck.The author even labeled the rest beyond canon so you don't get confused.
>>155601940Yes I would be happy Also who's the artist who drew that piece of art???
>>155602281They could at least call the trannyhaterguy a faggot or some other slur but they wont even do that
guys which trolls are cut and which are uncut to yall
>>155602298SKIDEX. thats their exact artstyle.
>>155602304>cut eridan equius tavros >uncut gamzee karkat sollux
>>155602304all uncut obviously. and john is the only cut kid
>>155602298I don’t fully know, someone a few threads back said an artist since the style was a match but I couldn’t find the exact post
>>155602293I'm trying to speak in terms she would understand since she's proven to be quite the retard, you don't gotta school me on it
>>155602304I don't think troll anatomy allows for jewish ritual male infant genital mutilation.Although pseudofemale trolls seem to be futanari adjacent (the males might be as well, but their genitalia seems to be more similar to human male genitalia).
>>155602187listen here as someone that has a phd in mediatok literacy, you are wrong the simply fact of the matter was the story was trying to be good and it failed due to the author burning everything down because he wouldn't sit down and write a hopeful ending
>>155602320how about dancestors next
>>155602282most rapable grub: karkatgrub most deserving of rape: the amporas
>>155602329they cut the budges off female grubs
>>155602301I’m on team anti-trans but goddamn can this guy shut up and post some images. It’s just chattering, no conversation anymore.
>>155602350noooo not their budges
I want to HS harem with Roxy, Terezi, Calliope, and Polypa.
>>155602339>most rapable grub: karkat>grub most deserving of rape: the amporasgamzee and the makaras instead thx
>>155602271>>155602238Holy fuck please take the deal or have sex with already or something anything at this point to shut the stupid fighting up jesas sake I hate everyone here
>>155602378how about everyone stops replying to people they dislike
gay dave is not dave strider.
>>155602362>more than 1 waifu
>>155602339>>155602373Why are only male grubs rapeable
>>155602382That is kismesis erasure, you bigot.
>>155602362 (me)Sigh, and I thought you guys wanted actual discussion. Whenever I post my wonderful horny non-sequiturs, nobody replies. It’s like you guys WANT drama.
>>155602402i hate the liveblogger but i would never never never stop replying to their posts and talking about them
>>155602402you need to make them more graphic AND specificit is the only way to trigger the (fem)penile response in this age of brutal pornography
>>155602339do you think raping gamzee as a grub would fix him?
>>155602378nigga theyre not even saying anything at all just let it go you're seeming obsessed
>>155602392that's why he's bi!
>>155602402it's because no one liked your lame ass harem
Sex is always the answer
>>155602420the type of shit lovecraft would say
>>155602422What’s the name of this one, I’ve seen Skye mentioned nonstop, but no one has named it or posted links for a while.
>>155602433Well I don’t like you, sir.
>>155602422has anyone drawn these two fucking or is that off the table
>>155602422Man, Space Days rooms look so cool, like theres this mininalistic style to them but they still feel full, as if som- wait what the fuck did anyone else see that
>>155602395grubpeta is also pretty rapable
>reached the arc in the general where everyone starts hating each other and threads derailpls no I escaped my other general to avoid that shit
>>155602447yes i think so. there is porn
>>155602450meds.
>>155602459don't worryall the hate here is strictly sexual
>>155602444mods take this larper out back
Dunno if It's a normal bug but the first choice didn't turn purple even after I clicked it, just saying in case whoever made UHC browses here and wants to be aware of glitches and such
>>155602450yeah like- who is that
>>155602444space daysit's lightly interconnected to the creator pair's other comic- prisounebound so far
>>155602467>all the hate here is strictly sexualsurprised no one's drawn art of them fucking yet lmao
>>155602491how would you? how do you personalize those two anons?
Truly this is a Dirksona moment
those two are hatesnogging in a closet while we argue for themthey truly won
>>155602373>the makarasI'm not sure the grand highblood is rapable at all, anon
>>155602463i love you johnkat anon, could you draw gamzee getting gangraped? no pressure of course.
>>155602522its a yandere one-sided thing. the other doesnt even reply back
>>155602424there was nothing to fix before. gamzee was perfect until dave showed him that stupud ass juggalo video
I want to tear open Nepeta’s innards and naw on them until her olive-colored blood fills my throat and permanently stains my tongue with its nasty fruity taste. is that better? I’m fine with constructive criticism. >>155602420
>>155602508if only we all posted our dirksonas when we had the chance
AACHOOOOOO *sniff*
>>155602526trolls are completely powerless when theyre grubs, even the ghb couldve been raped at that state.
>>155602507>how do you personalize those two anons?I kinda imagine a mix between Caliborn and Eridan Bigotanon gives off that spurned lover kind of vibes like his crush transitioned and stole his new crush. Then for liveblogger I kinda see him as a mix of like Roxy and Del'Fi with a side of Aranea but softer more sensual like he's in check with his inner emotions
took a monster dookie shit so this post is probably really late but my uninformed hick gender hot take is that i think that if transfems could get pregnant like real women most people would have no quarrel with them and they could get their gender euphoria through that instead of having no option but to just go all in on the "massive bitch" part of being a woman
>>155602540see >>155602199
I feel that these last few threads prove we need a blood caste system. That way we can discriminate against the low blood masses and low quality posts
>>155602561no. the other is more like kankri
>>155602546I’m more of a Jadesona Anon, I even got Jade on the test
>>155602580>>155602561KANRKI X CALIBORN YAOI
>>155602526if hic can get tamed. so can he
>>155602526>I'm not sure the grand highblood is rapable at allwhat are you a fucking pussy?https://files.catbox.moe/gqw8nh.png please look at the image for references on how to do said action
>>155602467h-hot
>>155602561I see your post as an attempt to gender me correctly seeing as everyone being mean to me is referring to me as she/her, but I actually am nonbinary and use they/them pronouns, just telling you so you don't feel foolish later or remain being accidentally meanAs for the rest of the post I don't care draw whatever you all want to draw
>>155602555>this anon was found raped and beaten in an ally, the marks indicate the only possible culprit being a grub
>>155602601>everyone being mean to me is referring to me as she/her,It's not mean, it's reality you will always be a female
>>155602590i understand and in fact i'm sympathetic but unfortunately the rules are dirksonas only so you're going to have to submit your dirksona to the committee by sundown
>>155602615calibornanon...
>>155602590we need to take more tests. my friend says I remind him the most of jade but I'm not seeing it
>>155602592dyt with all the cake she eats and all the fat stored in her body (younger) jane would have tasty flesh? like for a spit/pot roast kind of a thing?
>>155602601Shipping delfi with any of the boys is unimaginable kino i dont get why people ship with lilac
>>155602601Oh woops my bad sorry. Best of luck with your kismesis.
>>155602597hot, do you have more?
>>155602199At the very least Dave won the fight, never understood why people think Gamzee is an equal or god forbid stronger just because he killed all the trolls. Makes me sick.
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>155602640no thats all the artist made
>>155602614jokes on you, im into that shit.
Kanaya's cuck pride...>>155602633I have yet to read Beyond Canon but I enjoy all the Delfi x Swiss and Delfi x Mountain fanart I see around, It's so good and I'm looking forward to meeting them all >>155602637Thank you I forgive you it happens!
>>155602642They will never let him top so it'll never end.
>>155602633lilac works with everyone
>>155602617Best you’ll get is a Jark Harlider>>155602628>Jade coded response
>>155602641gamzee canonically flipped out and did a massive decisive blow to the final boss of the troll's sessionkeep in mind the black king was prototyped with all the troll's lusus, including feferi's
>>155602641not the best image to illustrate your point.
>>155602658And if she works with everyone… then she works with noone. shes the john or aradia of the new age
>>155602654>Kanaya's cuck pride...Yeah it's pretty pathetic hussie wrote her, she should have been the one to cure Rose's alcoholism not Vriska >Thank you I forgive you it happens!Woman coded moment, anyways do you still have your tits or did you chop those off?
>>155602662>Jade coded responseahhhhhhh!
okay bro you two are getting drawn. hope yall enjoy it. i had enough
>>155602679Don't care faggot, Dave would still slice him up in 50 different parts. There's levels to this shit.
>>155602199this is so fucking hot
>>155602707You're forgetting he's a jugaggo and is being fago boosted
>>155602703the hero we need
>>155600470I hate that people believe dave is black because as a black person I find it insulting as shit that people assume he's black when he's obviously a fucking wigger from texas. No black person would have hair like his and dirk/bro's without a shitload of hair gel and styling and straightening.
>>155602707>slicedHe’d tank that, he tanked a chainsaw slicing him in half and lived
>>155602713We Do Not Care.
>>155602732so which chars are black in your opinion?
>>155602737wait is your pronouns royal we or are you in a plural headmates system
>>155602734That Gamzee died.
>>155602756He in fact lived, it really wasn’t explained how but even if half both halves were still alive
I love these two and I love how Jade is taller than John
>>155602765chucklevoodoos I bet
>>155602770Bec give Jade everything, no longer is she 5’5”, she’s a big dog
>>155602784Man it must be weird for Karkat that John didn't hate him because John isn't Gay when Dave went fullfag with him he must think John made homo/heterosexuality up just to fuck with him
>>155602745Spades slick and Jack Noir,Meenah if you believe she's a hoodrat. Jade if you believe Jake would be the kind of guy who would fuck a hot black woman during one of his adventures.
>>155602798actually in my head Jade was always taller than John aside from a very brief moment in John's early puberty
>>155601358hi lol
>>155602802karkat deserved his narrative foil and instead he got dave
>>155602745>>155602805Oh I also forgot to mention snowman but I think it's pretty obvious she's a black woman. I guess porrim and kanaya as well but that depends if you believe they'd be like some flavor of black muslim or African Arab.
>>155602770>Art where jade is taller than johnGIGA BASED.Wanna know why I started remaking 3 years. Literally 1 reason. I didn't like that John was drawn taller than jade.
>>155602821oh hehe hi i've got a couch you can come crash on or whatever
>>155602845do you want roaches, lice and bedbugs or do you already have some?
>>155602816>aside from a very brief moment in John's early pubertyI bet John would be very annoying about it to jade even he's barely taller and then after Jade gets another growth spurt she puts him back in his place
>>155602847i intend to fix you, it's my personal fetish
>>155602855he got smegma on his dingus anon. do you really?
>>155602770did you draw this by the way?if not, can i have the sauce
>>155602855Do you not love Colsla exactly how he is?
>>155602833have another>>155602872@swirlingStars14
>>155602873HOLY SHIT DIRK NATION WE ARE FUCKING DOING IT.
All of this Vriska dialogue is very funny considering her ghost-self is groveling naked for Meenah like a loser
>>155602876no i love his potential. he should be thankful i love him at all in fact>>155602870i want to clean under his foreskin with him
>>155602171>>155602188also dont worry that wasn't me. i promise i wont cancel it. (sorry for never updating it, i have been busy being lazy and doing other things)>>155602900This is basically my height headcanons for everyone.
do people like dark homestuck aus
>>155602917womanlet rose
>>155602902i think that's fake anon i'm sorry to break it to you
>>155602933fucking hell
>>155602929the way i imagine it is rose and dave are the same height when they are 13 and are constantly arguing over who is taller until one day Dave gets a massive growth spurt and very handily wins out. Rose never gets a growth spurt of her own and basically just gets like at best a cup size increase to her breasts and ass. (still smaller than jade ends up being as an adult tho)
>>155602873its cap
>>155602943we'll get him eventually don't worry
>>155602912>no i love his potentialDamn, guess we aren’t so alike. I love him how he is exactly and wouldn’t want it any other way. Also >i want to clean under his foreskin with himThis but with my tongue
>>155602873>>155602933fuck you I'm going to rope
>>155602975>>155602855
>>155603014not if i chain him to my bed
>>155603025
my back hurts so bad i want to die, how do i fix this
>>155603014>>155603052>iconic Dirksona lore& personality building
>>155603052my chrysacolsla
>>155602545yes, definitely an improvementit twitched, I think
>>155603014>>155603052these are some awfully specific panels to have saved
>>155603063>how do i fix thislay down and let your moirail fuck your throat
>>155603063Go outside and rub your back against a tree like the rest of us
>>155603102are you a fucking bear
Total Mayor love but it also makes me feel a bit bad about Spades Slick not getting to hang out with Karkat more, they could have been a quartet... Dave, Karkat, Mayor and Spades Slick, oh so beautiful to think about even if that would result in Spades Slick stabbing all 3 of them
>>155603014>>155603052who hurt you lil dude
these threads move way too fucking fast, i don't think anyone in this general is employed
>>155603174>employedare you employed anon?
>>155603145Bro are you not? Why are you here then? Only bears are in this general, what are you a human?
>>155603174dance, wagie, dance!
>>155603174your a fake fujo if your not on the homestuck threads to post about your favorite ships 24/7. My ass got this shit opened next to the excel spreadsheets niggaaaaaa
>>155603151You may be a retarded fujo woman who likes spades wrong with your stupid shipping BS but yeah it is fucked he didn't get to interact with Karkat at all. Like what the hell is with that.
>>155603174>he isn't posting on hsg while at work
The most problematic part about Bro Strider isn't that he was an abuser, It's that he had shit taste in video games (one tony hawk game is fine 20 is too much)
>>155603224I got called into the office with another co worker just now like it was fucking middle school I was stressing because I had thought they were looking at my search history or saw on the security camera the hentai I look at while on company timeTurns out they wanted to know if other co worker was drinking on the jobHe was but i didnt confirm
>>155601908UNNNGHHH THICKER
>>155603258>It's that he had shit taste in video games (one tony hawk game is fine 20 is too much)woman moment, the Tony Hawk games fucking kicked ass THUG my beloved
It’s been 3 days bro, we’re still not in the medium. Get your ass off 4chan and stop shit posting or I’m dropping shit on your guardian
befriending arc?
this guy is trying too hard
>>155603292this is not a woman moment >:0 tony hawk is for everyone. this is just a tumblr moment.
>>155603276it was me i'm your boss and i wanted to see you sweat
>>155603316I do love a good quadrant vacillation!
>>155603174I’m literally posting while at work
>>155603306hey be careful man my guardian knows jewish magic hell turn your foreskin inside out
>>155603322>this is not a woman moment >:0not counting cool sk8r girls it really is a woman moment to not be able to perceive all the coolness that is the many Tony Hawk games
>>155603340aw yeah? post a jade witha timestamp then
>>155603354hmm im not american but at least where i was from all the girls wanted to skate too!
>>155603258as an amateur pro skater fanboy, i need to tell you that you're wrong because the correct number of tony hawk games to own is at least 20.>1/2/3 PS1>3/4/THUG/THUG 2/AW PS2 gen>THUG 2 Remix>TH American Sk8land>Project 8 on 360 gen>one Downhill Jam version is allowed as the last one before realizing they went to shit>at least one GBA game because they're actually super fun and vicarious visions was good problem is dave playing them to "fuck around" rather than exploring the tightly crafted levels and excellent, goal oriented moment to moment action platformer gameplay. dumb shithead should have just played SKATE instead.
>>155603276>porn at workwhat's the point? it's not like you can jack off then and there to it. if anything you'll just get blue balls, no?
thread finished in 3 hours are you serious?
>>155603258fuck bro was so cool. hate this revisionist abuser bullshit so bad man
>>155603382I finish in less than 2 minutes
>>155603335won't someone please auspisticize
>>155603392hot
I like when they make Dave uncomfortable>>155603369If you say so! I've been a nintendo person since I was porn I'm more into RPGs than action games because my reflexes are shit but I can see the appeal, like Jet Set Radio is pretty cool even if It's not Tony Hawk, I had no idea a GBA game even existed I'll have to look into that sounds amazing>>155603389He beat the SHIT out of that kid and showed him puppet porn, but yes he is cool still in other ways
>>155603392how many loads tho
>>155603421>>155603421>>155603421
>>155603422since I was BORN!!!! not porn, oh the typo I feel like Dave now
>>155603422>He beat the SHIT out of that kid and showed him puppet pornthis is just how boys love each other
>>155603422>since I was pornfreudian slip acknowledging her role in life> because my reflexes are shit woman moment>He beat the SHIT out of that kid sibling bonding between brothers
>>155603369also this isn't 20 games but i made my post in switch so the list is worth 120% of normal scoring>>155603422they're good go play em top rated game by gamers on the ps2 of all time baybee
>>155603422hey since you've admitted to being porn now can we see your pussy and tits?
>>155600559What's her name anon ? Is she a demon ?
>>155603881>>155603935
>>155600960Damn anon this is pretty good, i didn't know abt cockwarming, holy niche
>>155603371the mind of actual gooners are an enigma
>>155600559That's kinda cute.
