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Adam will be plundering some Loot(Lute's booty)
>>155600984is it really plundering if she's begging him for it and might kill someone if he doesnt?
>>155600957When are we getting this merch drop?
>>155601120It just said early October
>>155600679>And more than just that, he finds Eve is interesting in ways that Lilith was not interesting>He likes how his new wife is courageous, how she is not afraid of the lions and bears when their games get too rough, how she gets them to back down with willpower alone>How she challenges Adam to wrestle, despite being a tiny thing, and even though he's stronger sometimes he even thinks she could win, and sometimes she does>How she touches him in ways Lilith did not touch him, how she climbs onto his back and tangles herself around him when they sleep and pulls his head into her lap when they're sitting around doing nothing, as they often do>How she straddles him, and presses her slick entrance against the tip of his dick, gazing at him with love and hunger, and for the first time he fully realises what he was placed in Creation to do
>>155601179makes you wonder why Eve ever accepted that apple and can't imagine how she must have felt when she saw her children and grandchildren doing so many horrible things to each other knowing it was her fault they are fucked up.
>>155601337It's enough to make you go a bit crazy!!!
>>155601337i'm clinging to my idea that adam initially rejected eve for being too submissive and obedient when he clearly likes tough bitches, so what lilith and lucifer offered was actually a 'maybe this will help adam see the real you', and because adam and eve didn't fall in love until after they both had free will, this is why adam doesn't view eating the apple with eve as a mistake.
If Lute really isn't Eve, what would be a satisfying way her character arc can develop and end for you guys? Because I'm struggling to find anything that would leave me satisfied, personally. I wonder if they're going to give her the Vegeta treatment.
>>155601445I think Eve never recovered from Cain killing Abel at all because it just snowballed from there, even when Adam didn't blame her at all and was her stone, the rest of Humanity did blame her, every single Angel did too, a pariah of sorts where no one wants to even talk to her.I almost heard mj - scream on my head, with such delusions doesn't make you wanna scream?>>155601448I'm in the middle of that, it was rocky at first but grew into each other but then tragedy struck with the apple but Adam didn't give up on Eve which made her love him.
Why do these threads only talk about Adam and Lute?
>>155601762Why do people always ask why these threads always talk about Adam and Lute? Contribute another topic or shut your bitch whining
>>155601462Honestly idk. I'm genuinely gonna be so disappointed if they actually intend her to be random exorcist 3575#. Like wtf are you hyping her up then?
>>155601820So you only like Lute if she's Eve?
>>155601462I'm a sucker for the classic 'Sinner Adam makes her change her view' fanfic plot.
>>155601893And what's your fucking problem with that exactly?
>>155601893Nope but I do understand that if she's ends up not being Eve she's gonna be treated like crap by the show since they can easily excuse sidelining her if she's just random exorcist. Her being Eve is the equivalent of having assurance she's gonna get treated properly.
>>155601893Nta but I'd still like Lute if she wasn't Eve but I won't like Eve if she's not Lute
Gentle PIV sex with Eden Adam
>>155601762legit got guitarqueen fanfics last week and other weird ships, even last thread had it.we even got some charliefags too.we may even need some shit like guitarprincess to revitalize this thread.
>>155602155You keep saying the thread needs to be 'revitalized' but it's doing fine. Just post what you want and stop pretending you're rescuing us by doing it.
>>155602155guitarprincess you say... well i have fully embraced the 'charlie has a mommy kink she's deeply ashamed of, adam is very confused but goes with it anyway whenever it asserts itself' brainrot. vaggi in the cuck chair is no help.
>>155602155Get this shit away from here.
>>155602155Protect Adam. Kiss Adam. Cuddle with Adam. Rub Adam's back when he feels sad. Laugh at Adam's jokes. Tell Adam he's cool. Suck Adam's dick. Kiss Adam's balls. Have babymaking sex with Adam. Hold Adam's hand.
>>155602466Lilith...
>>155602551Lilith would never.
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>>155602569Correct. She would lie that she'd do those things but in truth she'd abuse him by forcing him to DIET. TURNING HIM INTO SKINNY ADAM.
>>155602602HOW HORRIFYING
https://youtu.be/yHTdgnram2o?t=80&si=0unX7DtBs_SQ0X8BGuys I'm completely lost... What the fuck is Jessica talking about here, and what relationship do you think she is talking about, that she had to promptly shut herself up???? Super curious
>>155602706Okay so my money is on Lilith here. Her Lilith plot has been on hold but it's got to be coming back in S3. I bet it's something like, she thinks she can play Lilith off Charlie but it doesn't go how she wants/expects.
>Old ass leaks said Eve wanted to destroy the Morningstars' family relationshipsHmmmm
>>155601445>tfw once more the original sin came to bite you back
>>155602778That's exactly what Looty's been saying. Finally people are waking up
>>155602778It's kinda funny if it ends up ruined without her meddling. Like she didn't even need to convince Lilith. She just did it for the love of the game.
>>155602778Reminder calling Jessica herself said that Lute plays an important part when it comes to the conflict of Heaven and Hell. She has said this twice. Check the Lute doc.In the leaks, Eve wanted to destroy both Heaven and Hell
Yeah I'm thinking the Lilith-Eve swap plot got morphed through A24 supervision to Lute(Eve) trying to manipulate Lilith with maybe limited success
>>155602551>>155602569>>155602602bitch has nostalgia about the eden days, Lilith being stuck in the past and wanting to change it would be interesting to see.>>155602810I think Lute has her true power sealed and that something is holding her back from trying.
>>155603008Why does she look like that? It's cursed af.
>>155603069Incorrect. They were both made at the same time.
>>155603122Between Lilith and a tiger? I'm taking the tiger!
>>155603274Might be the safer option. You'll end up with less scarring if you pick the tiger (mental and physical).
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>>155603482Which way, first man?
Hey do you think the angels and hellborn would be afraid of the Soul Reaver
>>155603523the crossover with helluva boss needs to happen so we can have a spinoff starring lute, loona and lilith called L, Elle and Ellie.
>>155603527Both is good
Someone on Twitter made a pretty good point which is that if Eve is possessed by Roo then eating the apple of free will just made her lose her free will. Like what's the point
>>155604077>lute literally be like this
>>155604124Idk man. Roo=Eve is just pure cope at this point. It's dead.
So who's going to steal Charlie's screen time in season 3?
>>155604487Who's Charlie?
>>155604218>>155604124Eve/Roo genuinely is dead. Viv already debunked it. The cope that I've seen is that she can still possess Eve, which is fine, but that still does not mean Eve/RooThe ironic part is that, I'm willing to bet that we actually are going to get Eve/Roo just not in the way the fandom wanted it. Lute Is going to need the big guns, since she has no support, and she's going to crash out. I would not put it past her to get so desperate and seek out help from this entity, who she's already familiar with
>>155604527>Lute Is going to need the big guns, since she has no support,I'm betting Lilith is her first plan in S3 and that falls apart because her manipulation is just not that good and then she guns for Roo as a last resort in S4.
>>155604555Agree
>>155604511Beats me
Working with Lilith would be such a weird thing for Lute to do if she's not Eve
>>155604487Nobody technically, but I'd bet Lucifer as Viv's favorite and as a lore bomb character in general will probably be given juicier stuff while Charlie repeats her season 2 issues but even worse. Lilith will probably get more interesting spotlight too now that she's finally showing up and has to get the audience invested in her off the bat. And most of Charlie's screentime will likely be following at her heels.
Lilith will do the Lute!Eve reveal. She'll call her Eve in a direct callback to the final line of Season 1.
>>155604674I think Lilith will reveal it when Lute wins an argument with her about Adam, because Lilith and Lucifer did come back to Eden for no apparent reason.this is the gap we all have, why did Lilith and Lucifer return to Eden? how did they found out about Eve? what the hell were they after before Eve?.more than that is that the L's didn't had a valid reason to get involved with Adam and Eve at all..unless Lilith emotions got in the way.
>>155604674>>155605172I think it’ll be a last-minute finale reveal, similar to how Season 1 ended with Lilith as the setup for Season 2. My guess is that someone finally calls Lute “Eve” at the very end of Season 3, confirming her identity and immediately setting up Season 4, which, conveniently, has that gold logo. Then Season 4 is where we actually get the payoff (Lute's "authentic conclusion" according to Viv): Eve’s history, whatever her connection to Roo is, and her revenge against Heaven and Hell finally coming to the forefront.
>>155604673Sounds about right. Why make her the main character if you were only going to give her scraps, Viv?Think we'll get the Archangel if she dives more into Lucy and Lily's past?
My schizo theory... Rosie is one of the Elders that cast Lucifer out into Heaven.
>>155605368my take is that in life she looked like Eve or close enough and wanted to taste angelic blood so she somehow got Lucifer to fuck her.
>>155605335I think season 4 will be more of Charlie's season. There's something up with her birth and the Roo connection. If that's one of the late season 3 or early season 4 reveals, season 4 would have Charlie contending with it. Erika mentioned she has a song by the end of season 4 that's a "bookend" to Happy Day in Hell and her goal singing it is that you know it's her but barely recognize her and get a sense it's "not the Charlie Morningstar we know from season 1."
>>155605634What? She doesn't look like Lute.
On sigils, the quickest way to get people to stop thinking they matter is to start giving them to every character duo. If Hot Topic made them direct them to do it for every two character hoodie or other merch. It'd be over immediately. But they haven't despite being well aware of how they've being discussed in fandom for over a year. Makes you think.
>>155605673>Rosie looked like Eve in life>in life>a living Rosie resembled Eve90% of all Sinners do not look like they did in life.
>>155606268Rosie isn't Eve. Lute is Eve.
>>155604567>they hate each other>love their kids way too much to break up>only fight in private>hate the fact they have synergy and chemistry>secretly glad they can keep the family together
I don't know why. I just realized that Adam's helmet has giant horns that kind of look like Lilith's? Is he trying to say something or be a matching pair with her, or..?
>>155606329They don't have children together
>>155606293>literacy levels of an australopithecusjust because someone LOOKS like another person doesn't make them the exact same person, Rosie MIGHT have looked in like Eve when she was STILL ALIVE.>>155606329>both are just glad the other are decent enough to co-parent
>>155606366Why the fuck would she look like Eve tho
>>155606363as far as we know but I won't be surprised if Vivzie applied that sumerian myth.
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>>155606378If Lilith and Adam are going to have a kid, then I want Lute/Eve to have one with Lucifer. Tit for tat and all that
>>155605634what...?
Wtf was that sigil talk last thread? Splindehorse’s autism really goes that far?
>>155606441you got it then, did you knew that in many texts and myths it is said that God punished Lilith with being barren?...maybe the same occurred when she Fell.can't have a kid no more so how are the Morgninstars gonna pull it off? easy, deals and/or straight disguise as Adam and Eve after Abel died so that they can sexually abuse them and get their respective kids.or maybe for Eve to go to Heaven she had to surrogate to fulfill her part of the deal.Charlie and Cain = Lucifer + EveAsmodeus = Lilith + Adamor worse yet, to make Charlie they needed Adam and Eve or certain parts of them.
>>155606451personal theory, when Rosie was alive she held an uncanny resemblance to Eve, when she died she changed into the form we all know, it isn't canon at all but it is a theory.
>>155600957I wonder if cain is still alive or in hell
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>>155607231
>>155607240
>>155606553We're talking plausible theories, not fanfiction
>>155607222exterminated
>>155606502Vivzie be like 'I know what that means'.
>>155607600the thing keeping me from 100% accepting RA as incoming canon like huskerdust is how much alastor gets openly touted as asexual representation. this isn't a dig at viv but more the fanbase - if alastor is ever seen struggling with/confused about attraction to lucifer (because god forbid someone not understand their own sexuality on the spot), it's going to get so nasty out there.
>>155607685Apparently Alastor's understanding of his asexuality is going to be 'a journey' for him. Besides, real life asexuals are always crowing about how asexuals can have sex and be in relationships too, because the word means nothing.
>>155603064Tall
>>155603333Quads confirm
To be clear I have no personal interest in Radioapple. But when Guitarspear gets one of only four special sigils along with two canon ships and Radioapple, and Vivziepop is vagueposting about the Radioapple sigil meaning something abd about not every pair getting one, then I'm interested.
I'm sure there are limits to what Hot Topic are and are not allowed to make. I'm sure Charlastor merch would sell like hotcakes and I'm equally sure they're not allowed to make it
>>155607805Guitarspear, along with RadioApple, Chaggie, Serapherd, Radiostatic and HuskerDust, are all designated pairings. That doesn’t necessarily mean every pair is destined to end up romantically together or married, but the narrative and merchandising deliberately associate these characters as pairs and repeatedly market them alongside one another. It absolutely means *something*. And if the alleged insider spoiler about Adam and Eve becoming a villain couple is actually true, then there’s increasingly little guesswork left as to who/what Lute is, unless they genuinely plan to introduce a separate Eve who brainwashes Adam while Lute has to swoop in and save him or some shit.
>>155607847I think they have some creative leeway up to a certain point. I assume they’re free to play around with the characters and dynamics as long as they don’t stray too far from what the show itself is already establishing or suggesting.
>>155607851I'd remove Serapherd and Radiostatic from that list.
>>155607847for some reason, the image of Charlie fighting hussies off her man makes me laugh a bit and Alastor constantly getting stuck in romantic anime bs would add so much more hilarity specially if it devolves into pure chaos.
>>155607860>I'd remove Serapherd and Radiostatic from that list.I wouldn’t remove either of them. The Serapherd stuff is subtle in the show, but it’s still there: Abel’s crush on Emily is established. You don’t have to like or ship it, but personal preference doesn’t erase what the show set up. And Alastor/Vox is pretty self-explanatory.
>>155607874Serapherd don't get marketed together often. You may as well replace them with Cherrisnake who have more merch and more canon presence.
>>155607847>>155607851>>155607872also I want Abel to get another's girl attention and have Emily ironically seek his attention again.
>>155607879I was only listing a handful of examples, not every designated pairing in the show. Obviously CherriSnake, StaticMoth, and others belong in that conversation too. My point is that Serapherd is still deliberately "paired" together, regardless of whether it currently has less merch than CherriSnake or whether the attraction is one-sided. Those things don’t suddenly make the pairing nonexistent.
>>155607881Nah. Why would she want his weak ass. He wasn't even going to stop Lute from taking her away.
>>155607523what goes around comes around one Cain say~
>>155607888I like Serapherd but I think it had only 1 piece of merch and even that was only implied and it wasn't just the two of them. Like I can't even think of a second piece of merch. They had an opportunity to put him with her with the pirate stuff but he's with mom and dad instead.
>>155607897attention, do you know that type of girl who friendzones a guy or some shit like that who loses her marbles the moment the guy in question catch the fancy of another girl? I see Emily exactly like that type.
>>155607925Then you clearly don't pay attention to the kind of character Emily is. That sounds more like Charlie.
>>155607909ominous...almost as if she ain't fit for him and is far better off with his parents.
>>155607938honestly, Emily is getting corrupted without her knowing and following Charlie in this shit.and Charlie is just like her parents but far more lowkey about it.
>>155607909He was with Adam in the pride merch too.
>>155607952Charlie inherited the worst bits about each of her shitty parents.
>>155607954I mean, I can see why Lilith began to speak less with Charlie, she expected someone better or decent, instead she got a daughter that inherited her parents hubris and none of their only redeeming qualities.
Sera be blessed.
>>155607993I wonder if she would have made a good Eve substitute, experiencing what being Human feel like and slowly loving it would be my take.in fact, who out of all the mf in Hellaverse besides Lute would have done it better in Eve shoes?
>>155608015Who would've done better as Adam? My vote goes to Pentious.
>>155608015>>155608033>Pentious and Sera repopulate the Earth
Miss Seraphim, would you like to do a sssssex with me?
>>155607222>I wonder if cain is still alive or in hellLeading a cult on earth like Vox, except his cult gets shit done.
>>155602155>What if (other generic Adam ships)Boring. Why should only he get alternative ships. Where's the Eve/Roo tentacle sex?
>>155608539>Where's the Eve/Roo tentacle sex?I am dying for Roo/Lute!Eve toxic yuri
>>155608105He could and should've tapped that.>"B-But she's a lesbo-"Not when season 2 was airing.
Guys my autism is flaring up so I need to get this out of my system. What if a demon hunter, like the DHORKs, but competent, armed with the Ashbringer, was discovered by the denizens of heaven and hell? A weapon that's nigh unbreakable and judges whether a soul is innocent or guilty, and by doing so, redness verdict by obliterating it and its body, leaving nothing but ash. I will write this after class.Also, some Seda Büb or butt would be sweet right now.
>>155608607>Seda Büb The what now?
>>155608623Sorry, Sera Büb.
>>155608568That's Roo's fucking schnookum pie, Eve just doesn't know they were made to be together yet. Roo will just have to show her by force.
What if Sera came down to Earth. Designed as a human.Realized her clothes were too tight, and had to get something more modest. What would she wear?
>>155608694Full burqa
>>155608539>>155608568>>155608688Roo is currently irrelevant so nobody cares about her. She's probably gonna get something when she actually starts doing shit.
>>155608695>Full Burqa because Emily told her that her large feathers are incredibly tantalizing to the men and women of earth.>She becomes so shocked and embarrassed she hides in the Burqa-Budqa Muhammad Jihad outfit. >Rest of the episode is her unintentionally being a Ninja.>Before she goes back to heaven, a human who showed her kindness says goodbye, so she leans down and pulls back the Burq so that she could plant a kiss on the forehead.>Angellickiss.wav
>>155608694As an aside, I would like to see the Heaven cast in clothing other than their uniforms, if only because I'm curious to see if Sera actually has legs and isn't an inverse of Cow and Chicken's parents.
>>155608736I could draw that, question is. Should it be close to her canonical size and shape or closer to more fandom interpretations?
>>155608688>Sinner Adam busts down the door>NOT ON MY WATCH>Slaps Roo away with his original dick and titanium balls>Scoops Lute/Eve in a bridal carry and lights a cigar
>>155608745>Should it be close to her canonical size and shape or closer to more fandom interpretations?Should what be close to her canonical size and shape or closer to more fandom interpretations?
>>155608778Her büb
>>155608778Her figure, what we assume she looks like and such.
>>155608785Ah. For my part: I'm fine either way. More Sera art is always appreciated.
>>155608785>>155608798Alright, a somewhat busty Sera. Any ideas for an outfit? I'm kinda sick so my mind is empty.
>>155608775Peak. A white tear rolled down my leg.
>>155608836Full burqa
>>155608873>Durka durka durka
>>155608105
>>155608873Besides that, anything else? Gotta go, will drop a pic tonight or tomorrow
>>155608901She would look cute as fuck in women's gardening dungarees.
>>155608892Fundamentally she's still a lesbian because shoving a snake tail first into her vagina for it to wriggle around isn't a contradiction of her sexuality.
>>155608901Women's casual wear, something akin to picrel
>>155608950Anon no!!
So if Lute is Eve, do you guys think Rosie is Roo or at least helping Roo?
>>155608950Someone once said Lute looks like she belongs in this show and I laughed so fucking hard
>>155608962Probably
>>155608966She kinda does in way.
>>155608955Sorry, it was the only example I could think of to demonstrate what I was trying to describe.
Will Lute now fatten Abel to incredible obesity now that Adam is in Hell? Will Demon Adam cheer her on?
>>155609022No. She doesn't waste her fattening up energy on her loser son. He doesn't deserve it.
>>155609022No because it is her fetish. Doing it to her son would be weird.
It's hilarious that Lute's idealized Adam is even fatter than he normally is. She loves big boys.
why tf are christians on a christian basketweaving forum talking about a satanic show they don't even watch?
>>155609072What the fuck are you talking about. You think that because we like the angel characters we're Christian bible bashers? No retard they're just the best written characters. Tourist.
>>155609072Making a lot of assumptions there.
>>155609055Imagine how HUGE Demon Adam must be. Size of a small Izuzu truck.
>>155609143
>>155609148Lute absolutely swoons. She loves his sheer heft.
>>155609077>>155609119You're right. I shouldn't assume with all the threads of homophobia, god fearing and unironic posting of Jack Chick tracts, that this site 4chan.org is actually a christian book club
>>155609186Ok. But enough of that, what do you think of Adam lactation
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>>155609220Lute's living the dream, imagine rubbing that huge belly and helping him digest all his treats.
>>155609239He’s especially fond of ice cream. 10 gallon tubs of it.
>>155609323Ok, I may be too non-american to understand this, but does ice cream really come in tubs of equivalent volume to how much fuel we put in small cars?
>>155600957If Hazbin Hotel came out in the '00s we'd get 24 episodes a year. Nowadays we're lucky if we get seasons annually, let alone more then 10 episodes a season.
>>155609391Maybe in catering? But if it didn't come like that before then they started stocking it in those sizes for Adam.
>>155609408Yearly yes, but looking at it's equivalent predecessor it would probably be more like 12-16 episodes a year
>>155609391Yeah, yeah they do. They can come in pints, and back when I lived in Texas, Blue Bell made gallon tubs.
>>155608904>DungareesOh you're from Europe. They call Overalls that over there. >>155608950>Women's casualware like pic related, the human version of the Horse Show.Noted and saved since your post will probably be deleted.
>>155609507I had no idea they don't call them dungarees elsewheres
>>155607993I see areola
>>155608950The series really peaked with the Sirens
>>155609510Here in the south, they're overalls, garden pants, and occasionally long johns. Dungarees are a type of jeans, sometimes used here. Regardless.Sera would be cute gardening.
Adam also loves high sugar soda in beer kegs. Lute puts weight gain powder in it, which he knows.
>>155609640Does she know that he knows? It's all consensual, right.
>>155600957This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUSALS
