RETURN OF SIBLING BONDING EDITIONQOTT: I'm running out of questions for the thread, so how about you guys just post good fanfics :3Last Session: >>155600388Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77289109-9096-3832
>>155603421You already know how it is.
>>155603421PROSPITCEST
>>155603421lets take it easy this time with the posting
>>155603450go even HARDER on the posting. MORE POSTING.
>>155603450everyone post about pubes
pubes
that moment where every day of your life since you woke up on prospit you have wanted nothing more in the world than to play with the prince of prospit and show him how happy and fun this place is and hug him and stuff.
edgy karkat returns
do boys get excited when they see a happy trail on a girl
>>155603528i second this question. asking for a friend of course.
cubeswait fuck
>>155603531this is a blueboard sweetie
>>155603531i should edit this gif to be my oc lmfao.
>>155603531girl the blue board
>>155603531I don’t even know who I would rather be in this situation. Unf factor through the roof
>>155603490you and I should shave our pubic hair though
>>155603528Fuck yeah we do.
Does Bec have to do taxes?
Homestuck is Back, babyyyyy!
>>155603531if your girl VERY TENDERLY nips the skin there, does it feel good for boys?a-asking for a friend
i feel like i can't draw as well as some of you guys
>>155603528I despise shaved pussies so much its unreal
>>155603467we need more degeneracy up in here desu
>>155603531YOUCH
>>155603626degeneracy sure.look i have one goal and one goal only in my life, convert as many people to my retarded ship as possible.>>155603613i think guys like ball work. who can say for sure, seems a person to person kinda thing.
>>155603622>>155603581are you guys full unruly bush kind of guys or do you like it trimmed
>>155603642>look i have one goal and one goal only in my life, convert as many people to my retarded ship as possible.based and same
>>155603645john egbert, rose lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
what about june's ballsare they hairy
>>155603659i was gonna post something about prospitcest but check out this awsome heirborn drawing me and my buddy did.
>>155603645Unruly but trimmed is okay depending on the texture
>>155603674johns? yeah sure
>>155603678
>>155603528I have so many questions about if a guy would like xyz and I can't ask irl people about it
>>155603678i was there and it ruled
would you be cruel to karkat.
>>155603683we are talking about girlballs. not regular balls
>>155603531name of this chick please
>>155603683no after transition
>>155603698me too that's why i ask it here
>>155603707Yea
>>155603707No
>>155603716>no after transitionthen we must prevent transitioning at all costs
>>155603716after what?
>>155603724hmh. no
>>155603713trollcall
I really like the designs of all the sprites, the monochrome palette looks so damn good>>155603707No I would be nice to him and treat him like a special-needs person (but not in a condescending way of course)
>>155603679>Unrulyis a bit of ass hair ok too
>>155603743just say retard lmao
>>155603743I love that you just called karkat retarded and then added a woke qualifier at the end you really are something
i drew something.
>>155603707would tell his bitch-ass to stfu when he chimps out but otherwise be nice to him
>>155603773She's adorable like that
>>155603776gamkat if it was even more evil and fucked up
I NEED DAVE TO KISS DIRK
>>155603773Special-needs has a wide range of things, I don't think Karkat is autistic if that's what you mean, I think he is like a special case, thus special needs, but I honestly don't know much about autism so who knows>>155603791Seconding
>>155603791sigh same...
this shit killing me they're trying to make anon slip up kek
>>155603800I'm sure you have plenty experience with autism don't worry
>>155603872they need to be fully hard..............
lads, say you're finally going all the way with your girl. you both undress and you part her thighs and find that her hoohaa exemplifies the trait of genetic codominance (one labia is roast-beef texture, the other is smooth texture). w-what is your honest reaction?in homestuck, of course
>>155603872>>155603894i agree, they should both be rocking full mast in there.
>>155603909Dude if you need a rating just post it in /cgl/ like all the other deranged ladies
>>155603881shes my cool and awsome sona of sorts Wukong (like literally just the monkey king sun wukong, with boobs of course)she is the witch of breath!i just wanted to draw whats under her bangs, and have a suitable reaction image for when she sees shotas.
>>155603531IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>155603909>Imagine you are served a delicious meal, what would you doYou eat it moron what the fuck are you supposed to do
>>155603894>>155603918i drew them naked and hard after this i swear don't take my fujo card away from me
>>155603791>>155603872this ship will be the death of me I swear to god why do they live so rent free in my head
>>155603944hmmmmmm, i forgive you. I can barely draw either of them today, so i cant be too high and mighty.
>>155603944>i drew them naked and hard after thisso where is it? scissors over the fujo card rn
>>155603755hell yes
>>155603755ass hair haters need to GTFO NOWWEEW
>>155603958don't boss me around it turns me onhttps://files.catbox.moe/pnfi8d.png
>>155603941oh thank god what a relief I was- I mean my FRIEND was really self-conscious about it
>>155604027>don't boss me around it turns me onnoted and good yaois, your fujo card is intact
>>155603972>>155603985wow the concept is more well-recieved than I thought it'd be
>>155604027doing god's work, you are
>>155604027is it weird i think its hot i dont see their mouths, the blank expressions leave so much ambiguity. how much love, how much hate, how much whatever else is between them, we cannot even know for sure. this is why i think masked characters (cough cough kamen riders) are so hot.
*peter griffin image* i do not care for the fujos
>>155603421The mime girl has fallen
How long does Dave last in Detroit, no sword
>>155603531sauce?
>>155604056>>155604098thanks guys you're all i have in this world>>155604125yeah i like when the striders are faceless it suits them, especially their beyond canon selves they feel like empty husks to me
>>155604132you're so special and unique and counterculture anon you want a nursing handjob for your bravery?
>>155604133pathetic uselss girl.
>>155604027yesYEEEEEEEESFUCKYES
>>155604155where are you people coming from
>>155604132anon. roof. nowbring fanfics
>>155604159yes please… stroke my sissy cock…
>>155604159Only if you have a hairy pussy
can you fuckers stop sucking and jerking each other off and help me reach my gatebeen whacking imps with my fists because someone felt a little funny and threw my knucks out of bounds
>>155604200>>155604201make out with another boy for me and i'll consider it
>>155604175speaking of fanfics non of you guys have posted any!!!
>>155604234Busy doing dailies, check back later
>>155604228Sorry I'm not gay
>>155604222maybe try fucking the imps
>>155604254>built for non-consay less
>>155604234take this shit. you guys complain about your ship not having enough fanfics but bobolilac has literally one. https://archiveofourown.gay/works/85833031
>>155604254close your eyes and you won't even know
>>155604246>playing gachashit
>>155604294 not him buy my dailies are in neopets not gaacha
>>155604266im going to be touching your butt dude
>>155604228i have done this before can i get my nursing handjob where you stroke my 3 inch sissy penis now pretty please
>>155604222yeah sure lemme-*gets distracted with shenanigains*
stroking my goonrod to the plapbait wobblemeat below
stroke it harder sissy
>>155604304okay i'm getting you to your gate asap hold on
>>155604314lucky, i wish i could do this but im at work
cummin all over the face of the poster below
*opens mouth*Just know these are the type of posts that got us banned last time
>>155604301>neopetsholy shit that site is still alive?
>>155604370mods understand we've had a lot of tension these past few threads so we need to decompress
>>155604370mods stopped caring about that type of thing when moot sold out
>>155604389>jannies were the real auspitistswhoa
>>155604370>Just know these are the type of posts that got us banned last timeall fandom generals degrade into this eventually, just enjoy it while you can.
>>155604416porn is better than politics tee bee h
>>155604389relieving tension…
>>155604370hornyposters are the most oppressed people on the planet, besides incels of course
>>155604447gamers are a close third
>>155604449i didnt know about cock warming either, thank you for enjoying it <3
>>155604438this post made my penis moist and twitch a little
>>155604447>besides hope players of courseFIFY
>>155604437anons having fun shitposting together >>>> anons not having fun shitposting together
would you give your favorite character a rimjob
would you cockwarm your favorite character
>>155604479let me touch you its a fun shitpost
my fav thread ship
Friday night live reading
>>155604544It should be spades not heart
>>155604480>>155604490my body is a temple
>>155604562yeah but it's one of those greek ones with sex and drugs and gambling
>>155604545Friday night to see how far this thread gets playing TGP
>>155604509o-ok I guess you can pat my head a little...
>>155604562well if you're giving someone else a rimjob you're not really doing anything to your temple
any fujoshi’s here who wants me? im a fat, brown, repressed bisexual incel with a small smelly unwashed cock
>>155604558one day they can be friends idk
>>155604544>caliborn taking initiative to courtkino
Dave is truly an incredible character and so fucking funny, before I read Homestuck I was ready to find out both Dave and Vriska were overrated garbage characters, but no! they're both awesome great characters, this rocks, I'm reading the dialogue slowly and savoring it since I'm so close to the end>>155604544If only the guy were as endearing as Caliborn... well maybe not they're both too hateful and bothersome
>>155604597im a man but maybe we could work something out
>>155604132>I do not care about lesbo pester logs
>>155604658i’m down desu. just don’t wash for me and it’s all good
love really can bloom in /hsg/
>>155604675are you fat
>>155604686and blackrom. lots and lots of blackrom
thread has been exceptionally lewd today it's not even midnight yet slow down
It will get lewder.
>>155604697join us no need to slow down
>>155604691not as much as i used to be but yes
>>155604636>If only the guy were as endearing as Caliborn... well maybe not they're both too hateful and bothersomeAnd unlike Kankri who is a guy you'll always be female, plus Caliborn is epic not too bothersome
>>155604686/hsg/ speeddating when
>>155604712the two fat bisexual guys are already doing it
>>155604480is that even a question anon
>>155604746IM NOT FAT. I ASKED IF HE WAS FAT. I AM NOT.
I'd like to hear more about Dadcrocker's detective days... I genuinely adore Dadbert he's the best guardian but I'm sure Dadcrocker is awesome too from the little I saw of himAlso I think It's kinda cool that pre-scratch Nanna was a nice and gentle person while post-scratch Jane is a bit meaner and non-gentle, meanwhile pre-scratch Grandpa Harley was kinda mean and bad (guns to kids, shooting butterflies point blank) while post-scratch Jake is very gentle and nicerCool parallels I'm sure everyone already talked about before, also I really enjoyed John and Jake's conversation together, really shows the good side of John It was very supportive and cute
>>155604768then what the hell happened to this guy >>155604597
>>155604545what are your thoughts on vantascest livereadanon?
>>155604480John would be so scared but I would convince him pretty easily. I wanna see his face when I push the silly button hehehe.
>>155604814please dont get near my butt im scared
Not a fan of how poor Spades Slick is seen as an enemy when he's also going against Lord English!!!>>155604812Are you talking to that anon in specific who is not me, or me the liveblogger reading right now and not on friday only? does vantascest mean Kankri x Karkat? if so I don't know the few times they interacted Karkat wasn't too into him but I'm open to all ships probably it could be cute
>>155604855jooohnn stop being a baby! i told you as long as we are clean about it theres nothing to worry about silly!! :p i know you will like it! its not like in sticking anything in there! (anything big)
>>155604873yeah that was directed at you lol rip. good to know
>>155604712we could pair up our ocs here and have an oc orgy
>>155604935Where are their cocks
>>155604943That would be fun
>>155604801hi am i still here are you a smelly fujoshi do you want me as well
hsg......is.....le gay?????
>>155605016wtf… /hsg/ disrespect button —>
>>155605016as a molestee dave will fit right in
>>155605016The straight resistance will not back down
>>155604996no but the fat bi guys seem to want you
>>155605016It's not gay if there's a pussy invovled
all of your favorite drawfags are actual fags too it's time to face reality
>>155605034was it m/m or older girl/younger boy molestation? asking for no reason in particular
>>155605066 (me)pretend this image attatched idk why it didn't
>>155605061I'm bi so it's ok in only half fag :D
>>155605066what do you think?
>>155605061we all knew this. no amount of drawing ass tits or pussy will ungay them. it was just a distraction
>>155605085idk anon if only i had more knowledge. knowledge for knowledge's sake, of course.
>>155605153Sequel Roxy try not to be useless challenge (difficulty: impossible)
>>155605153
>>155605177he did not in fact get incesty with it
>>155602703alright its done
What is my sexuality if I'd fuck cis women, transmen, and nonbinary people who were assigned female at birth
>another thread without a subjectyou guys suck>>155605233poonerchaser
>>155605233Pussy-having sexual
in hsg we make bullshit low effort drawings for no reasonhttps://files.catbox.moe/f5ytaq.png
>>155605251not small enough anon (kino)
>>155605251This is the /hsg/ equivalent of a political cartoon
>>155605251>not having them top himYou know in some ways this is even more humiliating for him
>>155605177PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>155605251he really does say woman moment a lot doesn't he
>>155605341Always remember to spay and neuter your pets- Troll Bob Barker
>>155605251Give kankri titty
I care!! that's the best god damn character the leader of the Midnight Crew! oh well>>155605251Truly incredible work anon I applaud it...!! that is indeed how I would react in such a situation, beautiful
>>155605251lmao classic hsg right there>>155605282Because she keeps having woman moments she says she isnt a woman but she acts just like one>>155605364Nah you'd moan
You too could be mocked in a meme by some artfag at any point of time.
Remember anons. If you misbehave I will simply draw you as a little boy and then my sona will molest you. :)
>>155605251this is profic because calibornanon is spiritually underage
>>155605416nah you wont youre too nice im more deranged than you and will actually do it.
>>155605428best slander i ever read
>>155605453ok now you are making me look lame by saying this
>>155605436bratty anons :anger emoji: underestimating me must...CORRECT(the real reason i wont draw it is because im really lazy right now)
Thank goodness I can switch up my typing style at will.None shall ever acknowledge me, Anon Nymous, the one that is clothed under thirteen layers of sex jokes and vaguely homoerotic innuendos.
I wondered if they all explored each others bodies....
prospitcest thread for the win
>>155605495*touches you*
>>155605518Prospitcest will always win <3
>>155605521...
They're avoiding poor Jade because she smells :(
>>155605383>Nah you'd moanWhy are you like this
>>155605506crazy how the only two alive at this rate are 4chan and tumblrmspa died in a ditch and deviantart is high off of autistic fetishized aislop
>>155605506tumblr keeps trying to get in our pants but we're just too autistic to respond
>>155605540im telling you they have some weird sort of freaky chemistry
>>155605546>4chan>tumblr>alivebarely
>>155605539Rude, Bec taught Jade to be proud of her smell, a strong smell is a strong individual.
>>155605556didn't say either were fully alive now, did Ithey have to be around to raise their disgusting BPD ass child known as twitter anyway
Posting this page I really like for the sake of posting it because I really like it>>155605561I agree with you fully, in fact she should never shower ever again
>>155605556someone should write a comic where hsg-kun and tumblr-chan hug it out watching over the graves of devientart and MSPA forums
>>155605546if deviant art didnt have ai art it would be like going to the zoo but instead of animals its art and i find that wonderful
>>155603608Is that fucking stealth-elf???
>>155605399Nah, artfags ignore me enough that they’d say they’d do it and then fail to commit because there’s no way to mock someone with nothing of value
>>155605554is it really chemistry when he chases them and they don't
>>155605601a fujo's mind conjures chemistry within
>>155605579deviantart truly is a wonderous place
Imma eat some ice cream, cya in a bit!
>>155605588tell us what you want us to draw little buddy we'll draw it for you
>>155605601>and they don'tShe has replied me me multiple times I'm not chasing her
New contender for one of the best pages in Homestuck>>155605633Beautiful image have a good ice cream, I like when Dave is drawn with a single sweat drop It's moe
>>155605635Jade English playing basket ball with the Condesce, she is up 5 points to Cindy’s 2. Nobody ever draws Jade English
>>155605687she's a child
>>155605682so do you want her to look like an old granny
>>155605689uh. yes?
>>155605689this is homestuck
JOHNKAT...IS....FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155605694You can either do granny English or how Jade imagined the younger version of her looked. I’m down with anything since, as shown by Candy, Jade doesn’t really age in looks, her ass doesn’t look 40 a she’s even got the ponytail grandma English had when she died. Honestly Cindy losing to a granny sounds funniest
>>15560570516 year olds are legal in many states trust me i can tell you which ones
>>155605731brodie we only like the fictional ones
>>155605731we don’t care lil bro, we are plaping all of them regardless
>>155605682Are you that anon thats obsessed with Jade fucking different women shes never met?
>>155605739>we
>>155605768are you pro abuse?
>>155605784>"abuse"
>>155605764Close, I'm half that guy, I'm the one people told to stop talking about Jade betterment and ideology. My two were The Caretaker and PM I intend to advance this soon when I get paid. I was the one who asked for oiled up Cartaker and PM though
>>155605726this is super good anon
>>155605865thank you anon :D
Heeeelllooooo anons!! :33 im back and around eh!!! x3
>>155605959happy to have you drawing>>155605965yo wassup dude
>>155605965are you a cute male. can i rape you please
>Get Leviathan as a denizenI'm fucked
>>155605982youll be fine, they can all be out maneuvered or otherwise reasoned with
>>155606001>Assuming someone who uses 4chan can reason with Leviathan
>>155606025i could try!
>>155606033
>>155606051what if it was called lust and homestuck had a bunch of well drawn orgies and there was a [s] page of vriska bouncing on cock
>>155606051have faith in your fellow anon!
>>155606102I'll just wait till our time player fixes this, this run is now dead and our timeline cooked
>>155605347:)
What happens if you, random anon down the street, survive the asteroids and see the person playing?
>>155606176I'm writing my whole AU fic about that
>>155606176Become mayor of /hsg/ town
>>155605731twin speakin
>>155606165i miss blu...
>>155606101heh heh guys… wouldn’t this be so awesome and funny and stuff…
Every time I post girl HSG I feel subtle feelings of Chazzerpan and increase my mental health. This is the best and perhaps only reason left to think about girls associated with Homestuck
>>155606212thats strilonder, not blu
>>155606257damn i forgot, close enough. both goated
>>155606240ywnbc
>>155606450you will never be a cock sucker???(help me out here)
>>155606511caliborn
>>155606511chazzerpan
>>155605016oh the horror
>>155605061I'm a yumejoshi
>>155605251beautiful. we need more thread meta drawings
>>155606511Fujoshi have won. For one brief moment in my life I wish I was born a homosexual so the female-based agony created in my soul would have been impossible to be formed. I would just never sin from lust and kick temptation’s ass my whole life anyway.
>>155605399that'd be pretty fun because it's like its own peronality test, seeing which character anons pin me as
honestly i wish i didnt post my sona it would be fun to imagine what people draw me as. (vanity)>>155606686i am imagining you as john egbert
>>155605982whats wrong with that
>>155606701>i am imagining you as john egbertheh. that's not so bad to be pinned as
>Hit 100k wordsNow for the editing
>>155606811what you writing
>>155606854Condensed autism AU I started last year on a dare from some guy who came in here claiming we don't make any new shit
I feel like that silent Dirk line was probably him holding back tears for a bit lol... For the anon that was wondering, so far I'm enjoying the rooftop conversation and all of the previous conversations so yeah I guess I love the drama in Act 6, just the type of story I enjoy, no hard feelings to those who dislike it the comic did start pretty differently, but I enjoy this type of stuff in other stories and this is no different, pretty cool
>>155606879>writingbased>writing to spite someonedouble based
>>155606882>I feel like that silent Dirk line was probably him holding back tears for a bit lol...not that dirk is incapable of crying, but I don't think he was pushed to tears in that moment. hurt, yes. but mostly curious and awkward I reckon
>>155606971I can see that too definitely more likely, I think I just wanted to picture Dirk holding back tears because it would be cute
>>155605974uhms!! yes I suppose I am a cuuute!!! cutest male!! ehh raping err idk abt that xdd
I can't fucking believe this is realI applaud you Hussie, damn FUCK dirkjake this is so much better
>>155607085mituna and nepeta’s failship son…
>>155607119I've never seen Dirk laugh like this damn
>>155607085it's ok. you don't have to be sure because i am :)
>>155607141aren't they just the cutest couple
Haaii!!! Haii every anon!!! :33 how is everyone doing !! X33
>>155607247They are I want to see how this develops in Beyond Canon later I only saw Dave whispering in Dirk's ear
>>155607251Im so sorry for the novel lenght epilogues and 900+ pages of ^2+BC youll have to tank just to see him whisper in Dirk's ear
>>155607287It's ok I'm really looking forward to Delfi and the other new characters so I'll enjoy it nonetheless, I'll miss Hussie's art tho even though a lot of people here like to make fun of it I do enjoy it and find it very unique and charming
>>155607251>see how this developsit doesn't. dave exists solely for karkat now
Also I'm reading the Vriska vs Ghost Vriska confrontation now and I feel bad for Ghost Vriska lol, obviously she is in a shitty relationship but damn let her rest in peace no need to bully her>>155607303Well I enjoy Davekat too, hmmmm hmmm, maybe Dirk should have sex with Dave while Karkat watches *thinking very hard*
>>155607299That's still the novel lenght epilogues and around 800+ pages to get to delfi. But I do think that the strongest point of Homestuck^2 is the omega kids, shame they dont get a lot of focus.
>>155607085Mrrp,,, im more then that!! :<
>>155607313Kindly end my pitiful existence
>>155607303I'm sorry karkat nothing personal but we need to kill you so my ship can float
Y'all think Kanaya and karkat fuck on the downlow??
>>155607313can you just finish the comic and then post your thoughts at this point every page does not need to be a new post from you
>>155607334They got told that a million times, they said they were slowing down posting rate a million times, and yet here we are.
>>155607317I hope by the time I'm caught up with it all they do get more focus! >>155607323I will let you read Dirk x Dave fanfics as I prepare to do my cool sword move to end your life swiftly and quickly so that your last moments may be of pure joy and yaoi goodness>>155607328Probably>>155607334I was quiet for hours reading quietly, I am just posting more now because people are replying to me and I like talking to people, right now we are talking about Dirk x Dave and Beyond Canon, I'll finish in like 300 pages or so and then I'll be just a normal poster like you all, perving out with everyone! oh so good
>>155607334I dont think its that bad ^^ not like much is being said here anyways! It can start a conversation!:33
>>155607341yeah i'm done responding but figured i'd remind them that this thread isn't meant to be their own little personal circlejerk
>>155607343>I hope by the time I'm caught up with it all they do get more focus!They do in Beyond Canon, but Homestuck^2 was the first part of the sequels done by a different team. Apparently they had different plans for the plot and a lot got changed in the 3 years hiatus before the new team picked it up and Beyond Canon became a thing.
gonna read the epilogues and liveblog it
>>155603421/hsg/ I want your opinion on the quality of text for this fanfic I'm writing trough this preview.You are now the reader… Or more technically you have been, for the past few hours or so as a mater of fact.Reader of what precisely? Well answering that requires a bit of context.You see, for the past few months you’ve been stuck on this alien planet called Alternia where you had unfortunately crashed landed your spaceship. And being injured, hungry and hopelessly out of your depth in this strange hostile environment, promptly decided to go around making friends natives.Despite all the setbacks in this journey due to said native’s species ingrained culture traits of brutal violence and extreme prejudice, it was somehow a great success. You’ve come to meet such a grand assortment of strange different personalities of people in your journey--or trolls as they’re called--all of whom you’ve truly come to call a friend… Or at least you thought you did.…The thing is, everything you just said was a lie.You didn’t crash land onto a planet accidentally you were placed there deliberately to carry out the plans of an unseen puppeteer pulling the strings. Those feeling of yearning for friendship, they were all fake an emotional manipulation placed upon you to bond with these people to push them onto the right path for his carefully curated plans.(1/2)
>>155607360And now having met with said mastermind who unceremoniously dropped that revelation onto you, here you finally are at this desk reading through this webcomic, after that pompous cue-headed bastard baited you here to get some semblance of an answer as to why.Why would he do this? For what reason did he make you befriend all those trolls? Did those relationships even mean anything to you anymore now that you have a mind to think for yourself?Cutting that thought off right there, you shove your own conflicted emotions on this whole travesty to be dealt by your future, preferably after being equipped with all the answers that were promised to be ‘gradually revealed’ through the course of your reading; though, you find that highly unlikely at this rate. You have been reading this webcomic titled Homestuck for the better half of day by now, or night it’s hard to tell what the time is given the lack of natural light in this place and given you came through a magical window from a planet that primary operated on a nocturnal basis. Point being reading this hasn’t really answered any of your questions.Though you will admit you did quite enjoy that intermission you’ve just recently read through. You’ll admit it was a bit overwhelming with all the time shenanigans going on with those Felt guys, but a good kind of overwhelming, one that makes you invested in the story and such.And the Midnight Crew, man those guys are so cool with their mobster aesthetic. Such a shame that most of them ended up dying, you really wanted to see more of what sort of shenanigans they could get up to.(2/2)
>>155607353Im gonna kick my hine legs and fliiiick my tail ouu so playfully :33
>>155607372you might think I'm kidding but I'm not!
>>155607346That's why I like you Nepetanon you always keep it real>>155607350I have been getting tired of posting so much so don't worry, I really just started posting more again because I wanted to gush about Dirk x Dave and others joined in and I like discussing the comic with people, I want to be a normal poster soon, which I will be, I just know there are people who indeed enjoy my liveblogging so I'll keep it up till the end (with less spam of course, I just post more when people reply to me, and post less when they dont)>>155607351Thank you for the info I was confused for a bit on what the hell "Homestuck^2" meant and was planning on googling it after I finished reading the main comic, I guess I'll get there when I get there! I assume I should goHomestuck > Epilogues > Homestuck^2 > Homestuck Beyond Canon ?But also Homestuck^2 and Homestuck Beyond Canon are kinda the same thing?That's what I've gathered
>>155607368Isnt this basically just hiveswap?
>>155607383Homestuck^2 is about the first 500ish pages, then the original team went on haitus, and the rest from there is beyond canon, technically picks up right after, you read them on the same place luckily and theres no site break in between.
>>155607383*nepanon paws at mew ever so gracefully :33
>>155607393Alright thank you very much that is very helpful I was worried I'd have to read them in different places and get confused, thank you! looking forward to it>>155607399*anon paws back at the perfect speed to be almost as graceful!*
>>155607411h33h33 thank mew fur roleplaying back anon !! ^^
>>155604700Check out my cosplay
>>155607427Alright whip that dick out gayboy you're getting throated
>>155607427
>>155607427now get naked
>>155607437
>>155607390it's a fanfic of pesterquest/friendsim where the MSPAR ends there reading of the homestuck webcomic prematurely after mistaking Doc Scratch's apartment for Felt Manor and tries to escape, leading them to the treasure which mistakes their desire, and sends them to the mansion without their memory.From there you get the decision to go into felt manor or out into the desert, which puts you on a route where you befriend the Felt or Midnight Crew respectively.
>>155607434say please.
>>155607448>genderbent cosplay>in bedsigh....you're actually begging to be raped*whips out dick*
>>155607453>thongEXCUSE ME?!?
>>155607453We don't ask for consent around here bo- are you actually wearing a thong???
>>155607453aw you put on your panties for us
sooo,,, heh that goy weird!! :3!
>>155607514*hides your eyes with my hands* Look away Nepetanon let's play with yarn for a bit while the other anons have some fun with each other
>>155607528meooww,, *anon plays with the yarn,,, * im not thattt stupid!! U horn balls !! >xd
>>155607547Geez!!! you yarn ball!!!
if you aren't wearing a thong you should get kicked out of /hsg/
>>155607453holy rapemeat potential
>>155607558what if i wear no underwear
>>155607550Yarn balls,,, freaks blaghsh!!! xdd
>>155607571then we all KNEEL before you. after we all gangbang you, of course
>>155607571can i sniff your taint and suck your balls
>>155607610Ewwww!! do mew have any dignity!! xdd
>>155607654>Dad walks in>Are you winning, son?
>>155607654the nudes he sent to older men online
love when we get a little gay it's so comfy
>>155607683The underground straight resistance continues
>>155607649shut up nepeta you'd rim karkat's asshole if given the chance
>>155607698wouldnt everybody
it's starting to get cold. where's my court mandated snuggle-buddy
>>155607698Sniff,, no i wouldnt,,, id ask politely if he would,, go on a sweet date,, sniffles,,
so!!!! :333 any anon arounnddd!!!
>>155607907Of course, just editingTrying to make putting a denizen back to sleep sound cool is harder than it might appear
>>155607694I hear all about this underground straight resistance but I never see anything straight happen. It must be too low key to spot
>>155607907I’m jerking off to gay sissy twinks right now but I can multitask
>>155608043We're over on /aco/ ogling porn mostly, that's how underground we are
>>155607929thats nice!! :3 im so sick still!! so bareing through the pains!!! h33h33! :3 >>155608073these are words !!!
>>155608175holy shit nepeta can post images
>>155608186I always could have! just furget sometimes h33,, U_U
i'm not used to drawing homestuck characters with any level of detail and trying to draw these boys hair is making me want to blow my brains out how do you do it kawaii.....johnkat......yaoi.......
>>155608213You draw exactly as how id imagine you draw
>>155608213this reminded me that the whiteboard exsistssts!! :333 so I drew this nepeta!! x3
>>155608239what's this mean..>>155608255CUTE!!! i like it! i just finished drawing her too..
>>155608258I saw I saw!!! It was ever so cuteness!! x33
dirk!! nooo!
Just got to this part, super cute and It's good Ghost Vriska gets some resolution, I'll leave finishing Homestuck for tomorrow, I'm enjoying everything so far so good>>155608290Noooo!!!!
Fuck I need to bury my face in Meenah's FAT ASS
>>155608358This but the Condy
john and jade matching playboy bunny outfits
gay dave desperately trying to convince a very disgusted and incredibly confused straight dave that he's also secretly gay and just doesn't know it yet while john's in the background sweating bullets
>>155607453forgot a photo
>>155608489>gay daveThis is that whole chai tea thing bud, just say Dave. Gay is implied by default
>>155608551there is dave and then there is gay dave
these are the best posts to wake up to.I FINALLY GOT THE THREAD COSPLAYER I WANTED
>>155608558Same guy, every Dave is gay. Some just really pretend to be straight
>>155608510what book is that?
>>155608571Taboo #2, at least that's what the cover says
>>155608565one is brainwashed by caliborn's will, the other isn't. not the same guy.
>>155608571taboo #2 (spiderbaby, 1989). Its got tragic vampire yaoi.
>>155608581Nah, he's just gay. He assumed himself straight as he was raised to be straight by bro and even made attempts but failed because the reality was he was gay to the highest degree
>>155608585hussie ruined homestuck with this gay and trans shit can we not make this garbage the norm on 4chan
karkat x john’s big inch cock is my otp
>>155608585you are listening to the words of a very brainwashed dave strider. there is a strong reason as to why dave never questions his sexuality when he dated terezi and jade. gay dave is literally caliborn's will, it's been said that anything he strongly wills will become reality, this is one of them.
Can A "Nigga" Borrow 5 Boonbucks
>>155608613how many inches?
>>155608590This was part of the main comic brother, Dave has always been a gay guy pretending he was straight. No straight man fumbles the easiest relationships possible in multiple timelines the same way as different versions of himself.
>>155608617 abt 7 and half
>>155608640holy shit he's packing
>>155608640thats unrealistic dicks
>>155608581Classical low tier fodder, not like John CHADbert who saw straight through Caliborns influence
i'm starting to understand why the jannies banned these threads for years./hsg/ needs to disappear for a while so that it can be restored to its former glory.
>>155608358Same but instead of meenah it's fefIjk she got some junk in the trunk
haaii everyanon!!! How is everyone!!! Im really sick xdd
>>155608678are you mew?
>>155608660John CHADbert stole Dave's aspect and then fucked his mom
>>155608682Mew? i dont believe ive been refurred to as mewb :3
>>155608686whos john's mom then?
>>155608678I haven't gotten a single lick of sleep.This is good though. Means that I can focus on writing.
>>155608692whenever you say mew at the end of a sentence it makes me think you're mewmew from deltarune instead of nepeta. but mewmew is cool too
There is no valid reason as to why Davebot ever wants to kill Dirk over just joining him
>>155608704H33h33 mew is how i type you! Or.. news! But fur the most part its gonna be you !!>>155608699>be me>also not slept>sun rising>meowmeowmeowmeow
>livefoid and now nepetatroon attentionwhoringshit thread
>>155608738
>>155608738Meeooowww:3
>>155608741>>155608750neither of you belong here piss off
>>155608753* anon settles up camp here fur the night, with a tiny tent and comfortable bedding
>>155608664nah we just need more talk about dicks
nepanon is family. nobody talks shit about family
>>155608616You can't say that, Kanaya.
>>155608616Kanaya asking money from her breadwinner pet owner literal deity wife so she can buy herself a cream cheese bagel
>>155608840>needing for beg just to have a bagel to eatunironically more depressing than her getting ntr'd
>>155608840How a mortal trollblood is ever allowed to engage in an argument with the Seer of Light is beyond me
>>155608840rose only lets her buy bagels and nothing else because rose is jewish
