new kid wizardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYYbXYO7mo
ridiculous 43-year old male fantasy
>>155624429Since I saw this in Little Witch Academia I always wondered if one could recreate something like this in the Harry Potter universe and how much detention I would get if I ever tried to do that in Hogwarts
What am I supposed to feel about this video as an adult?
>>155624429kid wizard? more like cringe wizard.
>>155624429WTF is that clicking noise in the video?
>>155624429This one is somehow more sexually charged than the one with the baby crazy wife.
She's practically gushing, that's fucking hot.
>>155624429Uncanny timing as I just finished rewatching the movies.
>>155624429That video could've worked better if the potion was also turned her into an anthro.
>>155624645That's the polyjuice potion, not the love potion.
>no fluffy ladiesits gay, i'm afraid
>>155624429>zoophile backpedaled so hard he started making pedoshit
>>155624521The young love you never had the chance to experience
Getting that urge to draw Hermione again
He already peaked
>>155624429Isn't she, like, 11?Why is Diddy Wizard crushing on an IRL child?
>>155624906Draw her getting sexually harassed and trying her best to look angry and hide the fact that she's turned on.
>>155624429Who tf gives a shit bout Hermione from Harry Potter in 2026?
>>155624806>>155625104can't even enjoy the animation because you fags need validation and be holier than thou, I bet if any famous people like Drake did it you faggots would,pretend nothing is wrong.
>>155625171>I bet if any famous people like Drake did it you faggots would,pretend nothing is wrong.My brother in Christ, Drake had a massively successful diss track written about him about how much of a perk he is.
>>155624589It's just an audio cue for dialogue progressing>>155625104>Isn't she, like, 11?Yeah in, like, 2001
>>155625171>Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young>You better not ever go to Azkaban one
>>155625228NTA but that made me laugh.
>>155625171josh what are you even talking about
>>155625171>If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking, as you do.
Wordgirl Hermione is cute
>>155624429nigga please this is fucking sad
Holy shit you guys are faaaaaags arguing over the faggiest shitAnyway sex with Budhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkhx8ewYVk
>>155624806Zoophile?
>>155625436Hermy-OWN is quite the cheeky little lass and any time to make her cute is soul soothing. The 3rd and 4th movies was when she looked especially entrancing.
>>155624429Man, Harry Potter is just never going away is it? I was really hoping JK being canceled over some stupid shit this stupid fucking books series would die out, but I guess it just shows that all the hooting and hollering from twitter literally means nothing.Hermoine is cute though, so I approve anyways.>>155625104Presumably the POV character in the animation is of similar age. It's not like 11 year olds don't get crushes or anything.
>>155625104Because you just can't portray a fictional child as a fictional adult, right? There's no way this is a grownup version of the character. Everyone knows every fictional character is like Charlie Brown and just stays the same age for 100 years.
>>155624521Horny.>>155625430>every opinion makes someone angry>therefore no opinions are correct
>>155625851Fucking illiterate retard.
I prefer /a/‘s Harry Potter myself.
>>155624446I am fat old balding and virile btw.
>>155625430nta but that whinny cunt is kinda right in the fact that no one can just enjoy the damn video as is and not bring up stupid shit just to be a moralfag that holds a nonexistent higher moral standing than the rest because thats exactly how it came out like actual stuck up cunts with the nose high in the air
Post Hermione
>>155624429why doesnt this appeal to me? Do i have to be a 30yo incel or what even is the target for this crap
>>155624429Now this I like
>>155624473One of the things that I really liked about LWA was how... "convenient" the magic tools were. In Harry Potter, a bunch of wizarding stuff is just really clunky for no other reason than because thats how Rowling wanted it to look/work, same sort of logic as how the wizarding world as a whole is somehow still unaware in the 90s that man has been to the moon, which makes you wonder what the FUCK happened in the 1960s that all of the wizards were too busy to notice the space race.LWA, meanwhile, has magic tools that were clearly iterated upon over time. Improved upon, new features added for ease of use, etc. Like the swappable heads that include the 'paintbrush' that acts as a tiny 'broom' for slow-falling down from a great height, etc. Little details like that which are both great visual gags, but also make you go "yes, humans would have made something like that given access to this kind of magic. People who are not total idiots exist in this world."
>>155624429I need Kid Wizard to get more popular so he can make like a full movie in his style. Like a 70-80 minutes of first person soft romance.
>>155624429I need him to do a Fem Draco (Fem Harry or Fem Ron would also be acceptable)
>>155626517>fem draco>an attractive girl no one likes and is constantly mogged and humiliated by the people she hates>not even her family respects herI'm still mad Draco never became a good guy. He wasnt even a real bad guy or a rival. He was just a joke. He deserved better.
>>155625603Epicly pranking Bud by scratching that one spot behind his catboy ears and making his eyes roll back in his head from pleasure in public for the lulz.
>>155626517nah fem draco would fine as she would straight up love bomb harry and those genetics will make her try to "purify" harry, all in the most paradoxically kuudere fashion possible.
>>155626821>"purify" harryPurify from what? Harry was considered the ultimate wizard.
>>155626517>>155626821>Fem DracoSomeone called her Malfoid and that is a much better name.
>>155625228that's pretty funny ngltbqh
>>155626881>i will keep staring until you get me a date with miss Potter. She is your friend, right? Did you hear she outraped the dark lord when she was a baby?
>>155626853purify him mentally and to straight up make him a pureblood, aka always wanting and tempting harry to join the slytherin side or take over it, to be the light in the dark and be the one to lead all purebloods into victory, yadda yadda.I see her trying to influence harry and to straight up dump ron and hermione for her, shit I see her pull a palpatine too with harry.
>>155626964Fem Draco would be too dumb and too tsundere for that.
>>155625080>the face she makes when we no way fag herHilarious
>>155625933>defending pedoshityour hard drivesNOW
>>155627081Please present an actual coherent argument, instead of this tired zoomer shit.
So that's it? The video is a fantasy pov of someone who clearly had a crush on Emma Watson when she was 10. It was awkward to air through.
>>155625800Harry Potter fans are normies who have only read seven books in their lives - their standards are notoriously low. Also, it doesn't hurt that Rowling immediately silences her critics with bullshit lawsuits (UK slander laws are incomprehensibly fucked in favour of the richest person in the case) so the normies are very much in the dark about the shit she's pulled.
>>155627147you are defending romancing an underaged characterthat's enough of a reason to purge you from the internet and check how much CP you have on your disks
>>155627287>you are defending romancing an underaged character...from the perspective of another character of similar age.Do you also go crying "pedo" at cartoons that have middle school romance?
>155627287You've introduced a second zoomer accusation tactic and then asserted the first one once more. No argument presented. You don't have one, or you can't make one?I'll accept any more non-argument as a concession, in that case.
>>155627306I do not "cry" pedoI simply state factsand the fact is people who enjoy pedoshit (like this video) should get a woodchipper
>>155624446>>155624521who are you trying to impress?
>>155627350You didn't answer my question. Why don't you go over to /lit/ and tilt at books featuring first person underage romance?>I simply state factsYou haven't done that even once>I do not "cry" pedo>pedoshit (like this video)Way to contradict yourself within your own postI wonder what's on your hard drive
>>155625080He didBut not with her
>>155624521>>155624446I never got the Hermoine thing. I was an adult when Harry Potter started so I was an adult and Hermoine will always be a 10 year old to me. It doesnt help that as the series went on they never really changed her look.I dont like his non-furry stuff at all. He needs to go back to vaguely threatening furry stuff with human viewer stand-ins.
>>155626241>same sort of logic as how the wizarding world as a whole is somehow still unaware in the 90s that man has been to the moon, which makes you wonder what the FUCK happened in the 1960s that all of the wizards were too busy to notice the space race."Why would anyone want to go to the moon?" "Dearest, it's just the Russians and Americans being absurd."
>>155627879I did grow up with HP.Hermione was meh for me, I liked Luna more.Either way furry or not, the wholesome scenarios are what I like about his videos.
>>155626860>MalfoidAmen, that’s hilarious.>>155626517I wonder if she also goes hard on the P for Potter
>>155625104how old were you when your sex stuff worked?because I was 11
>>155627974I was 13 when I first admitted to myself that I loved fat_ women, then at 15 I cranked one out after coming home from a family trip. Kids are probably discovering sex stuff way earlier thanks to porn addicts being in charge. That’s not a good thing.
>>155628100Normal sexual discovery happens before 10, 8 in most cases. Has nothing to do with who is "in charge", whatever that is supposed to mean.
>>155628151Well even if that’s the case, acting on sexual desires should belong to adults alone, shouldn’t it?
>>155628100>thanks to porn addicts being in chargeYou are so dumb.
>>155628171Society says as much, yes. We've even made up laws to say so. But we can not ignore our biology. Educating kids on sex is the best we can do, something America is failing at right now.
>>155628201Yes, we should educate them on sexuality and how sacred it actually is, not let them show up to queermo parades where men just want to wave their dicks all day. There has to be a more responsible way to go about it.>>155628175Who do you think is pushing the tranny laws?
>>155628151>Normal sexual discovery happens before 10, 8 in most cases???
>>155628565>Who do you think is pushing the tranny laws?Trash that is irrelevant for most of the world?
>>155624429>Hufflepuffcongratulations to her falling permanently in love with an It-like fat boy with a giant uncut cock, Ron and Harry both suck
>>155627287Romancing a fictional underage character*Ftfy
>>155628596Exactly, the vocal minority. LGBTQ is basically a religion now and you better believe they’ll end your life for speaking against even one of their founding tenants.
>>155628589>>155628151define 'discovery'because we've all seen firsthand what happens if they lack any discovery in the most literal sense, that is, the information itself is kept from them.. they develop weiiird and fucked up fetishes. Just look around /co/ and it's everydamnwhere.it's really important you know what it is, early. if THAT is the discovery, then yeah. Watching farm animals doin' it, sharing a bed with family, whatever. Otherwise... it's fully permanently delitized bologna tonguesville for you.
>>155628614Fat boy fall strikes again.
>>155628565why do you think trannies and porn are on the same side? Trannies hate porn, and sex. they literally wanna cut the sex parts off. they invented a new sexuality that is just 'not.'guys can we just talk about cartoons? this Kid Wizard guy makes good ones. I like the dog girl...
>>155628614It is weird KW thought the POV character should be a dingdang hufflepuff. we.. we are all ravenclaws, right?>>155628100reeeaaal late bloomer, my man. your parents did a number on you.
>>155628626They can't do anything against normal humans (non-americans/non-eurocucks)
>>155628654she'll feel absolutely sick and hateful at first, but then she'll find out that her focus and studies are going so much more smoothly over time>>155628683>It is weird KW thought the POV character should be a dingdang hufflepuff. we.. we are all ravenclaws, right?HEH. Hufflepuff always wins the fuck between the 4. Big lazy uncut dick will conquer any of the other three Houses, especially a girl as tense and scared as her.
>>155628683>we.. we are all ravenclaws, right?You're a marshmallow
>>155628668Autogynephilia’s a thing.But yeah let’s get back to them.>>155628683I suppose. I did a number on myself.>>155628691I’m worried there’ll be no more normal humans left.
>>155624429I don't know why it took me so long to realize Kid Wizard basically makes the 40-second precursors to porn animations, like whenever they end I always expect it to hard cut to the character getting plapped with AAANH AAAAANNH
>>155625171Shouldn't you be over on /tv/ defending that Primetime slop?
>>155624429Where are the anthros, Buckley?
>>155625800>>155627239I think the culture war is keeping it alive with the anti woke crowd buying that hogwarts game to own the trannies
>>155626809>Harry/HufflePuffAnon is the only one willing to give her any kind of attention>She drags him along to help her pick out a dress>Very Very clearly wants him to take her to the dance.>>155626860Correct, she is a Bad Foid.
>>155629404I think it's more that they just don't give a shit. I've met people who like harry potter, and they're borderline braindead.
>>155627919>>155626241I always thought the archaic technology was how magic was antithetical to the world of man and science because all their focus is on magic and magic is what is used on everything. Machines are brought in whenever wizard has hankering for the novelty and that machine stays in use for years, repaired with spells. They use it for whatever minor roll its intended but never replaced or augmented with magic for some oddball purpose.There is also a love of archaic technology you see from British writers. Specifically from a time when Britain was behind the curve in technology and manufacturing things themselves and come up with any reason to justify it. Personally, I think its jingoism and nostalgia with a silent admission that the British do not innovate, the tolerate inconvience as a badge of honor.
>>155627287>NOOO STOP LIKING THINGSFuck off
>>155625603Yes.
>>155624429Imagine, living in Humanoid CookieRun Town.
>>155630076it's either child puss or enormous negro dick, there is no in between and unfortunately the first one leads you to the latter.
>>155630076>>NOOO STOP LIKING THINGSBitchass argument.you could've very well told him to fuck off without whining like a little bitch first
>>155628626>LGBTQ is basically a religion now and you better believe they’ll end your life for speaking against even one of their founding tenants.And that's why you lost to the Orange Man.
>>155630193WTF are you talking about? It's cartoon.>>155630228I literally told him "fuck off"
>>155628565Sex deviants aren't human. They deserve the rope.
>>155630266Your reddit bitchass attitude ruined it
>>155624429When is this guy gonna start taking commissions I need to pay for stuff with my waifu.
>>155626241>wizard gets a copy of a muggle 20th century history book>"the FUCK!?!?!?"
>>155626241>>155630452>>155626241Yeah, if for no other reason than the moon tends to historically have a fuckload of magical properties, you'd think that any magical society would either:>Be terrified that the non-magical world has put a mortal on the fucking moon>Have some conspiracy where it's like "Okay they tread upon the left eye of God, lucky for us they don't believe in magic/know how to use it"> Have a bunch of dead Apollo Mission scientists who were sorcerers trying to get literal moon dust for any manner of impossible wizardry.
>>155630452>Be me>Random muggle that got accepted into hogwarts after great great grandad wizard genes activated>Unpacking my shit in the dorms>Shiiit... I forgot to take out my books from my muggle school.>Just leave them unatended for a while as I reorganize the rest of the trinkets and doodads>Wild nerdy friend walks in>Shelltered homegrown boy, never seen a cellphone in his life>His parents are like the amish of the magical community>Seems curious about the books>Asks me to take a look>"Sure man go ahead">Still digging through my crap I find some of my old magazines about aliens and robots and conspiracy shit.>Nerdy friend tells me that he doesn't understand my story book.>Ask him what he means.>He says that this whole cold war and muggles managing to walk on the moon and all the other stuff, it feels too pointless for them to try in real life>"I mean it was kind of pointless but they still did it">Watch his expression change>Explain further>He still in disbelief when he asks me why that won the cold war>His fucking face when I tell them about orbital strikes and nukes.>Decide to try a little joke.>"Oh yeah man, no really, all my books here are real, here take a look at this">Still holding my laughter when I leave him behind with one of my magazines and an horrified look on his face>Hold my laughter still when I come back to see how he managed to convince the rest of the guys that the muggle world is run by lizzards and robots from the future are trying to kill us.>Hold my laughter when I end up in detention with snape after the panic kept spreading around the dormitories and someone attacked a piece of bread in the breakfast table>The responsible claimed it was self defence as the loaf of bread was clearly woeking for the darklord
>>155629417Kek that would actually be great.>Anon is autistic as fuck>For that reason knows how much it sucks to be alone and spat upon all the time.>Is not exactly the best at conversations and certanly would be an even less than ideal partner for Darci Malfoid>(He is a fucking mudblood for Magic's sake)>But still the fact that he is the only reliable thing in her life and doesn't try to use or insult her in any way makes her grow attached to him.>(And the idea of how mad her dad would get if she gets with a mudblood as him is pretty hot for some reason)>Acts like a textbook tsundere, not even calling anon by his name, instead just "Badger" (or whatever animal his house has as it's shield)>While trying to constantly play hard to get while also throwing hints.>Anon remains oblivious.
>>155625104Because kid wizard was probably 11 when the fucking book came out.
>>155627879>I never got the Hermoine thing.I was a bullied dork with good grades in schoolShe was a bullied dork (?) with good grades in school and tolerably mean then Luna came and swept Hermione under the rug
>>155625104because we are too lenient on pedos.Gwen threads on this board are enough evidence for that
>>155624429>Hermione is 11 in the first book>the first book is from 1998>She's canonically 39 years old>niggas are still lusting for her 11 year old self>niggas older than her canon self
>>155624651We need too create a combination potion.
>>155624446I'm actually 44
>>155628922I think its more like the visual novels where you think its a porn fest but its two hours of a time management highschool simulator before you get a single screen sex seen which is just mostly handholding and just exposed tits.
>>155630879>>155630670>>155630534>>155630452That neglecting the importance of the moon thing seems like maybe Rowling wanted to keep the scale focused on one kid in one wizard school but if not and with them expanding the scope of the setting it seems like a massive oversight.Like, all this bullshit is real but the rabbits, snake men, and cheese thats supposed to be on moon apparently doesnt exist? If I was writing I'd say Jules vern was a magician who tried selling his adventures as fiction to suggest and that there are moonites, crazy tribal aliens whose whole world grows, blooms and dies by the time the moon rotates to be visible from the Earth then regrow again.
>>155631236>wtf you still like things from when you were 12?Yes.I also still like katanas and trenchcoats btw.
>>155624446Only hot version of Hermione I know is the one from starkid
>>155625896That's not LWA
>>155631344Checks out
>>155631189Funny, I just had a crush on Emma Watson as a kid.Like manny zoomers I watched the movies before the books
>>155631652>Going the mib route of saying Elvis returned to his home planet.Idk anon, I feel part of Harry Potter's charm is how retarded Rowling is as a writer. Is one of those things that is so cool as a kid but once you grow out of it it becomes really fucking dumb.
>>155632520>Hermione doing the Katana, Fedora and Trenchcoat meme as her dating profile because she got stuck in the magic world so long she still thinks those are coolKeK, thanks for the mental image anon
god I hate this board why do you all type like you're on twitter
>>155632961anon, don't be transphobic, it's X now, twitter is their deadname.
>>155632961/co/ has been a raped colony for over 10 years.
https://vocaroo.com/1aCYP1LhHHNA
>>155624429I am 24 years old and have never even kissed a girl.
>>155633528gay
>>155633532no men either
>>155633538even more gay
>>155624429I keep getting mad at myself for not drawing these girls feet. I need to stop being such a procrastinating faggot and do weird fetish art of these characters. >This one is only-Don't care, cartoon girl cute. cartoon girl make me bust.
>>155631236That's what I love about lolis, Luz.
>>155624429Shout out to Akabur's legacy
>>155634044Yeah no, this is not my Hermione. Too ugly.
>>155634194Speak for yourself, I would absolutely enjoy making out with her even in her original design
>>155634271Exactly, anything but Akabur's Hermione.
>>155631652It's just weak worldbuilding for the sake of flavor and aesthetics. That's not always a bad thing, HP's consistent world tone is one of the more charming things about it, but it does mean the world doesn't really stand up to /co/ levels of autistic scrutiny.If we want to get really into it, the American wizarding world in the Fantastic Beasts books and the implication that it's remained very much stagnated in time since then the same way the European groups have makes no goddamned sense with how closely integrated American culture became with science and technology in the mid-20th century.If anyone were going to substantially modernize magic it'd be the Yanks, and the fact that there's not some wizarding equivalent of Los Alamos by the time of Harry Potter is a huge oversight.
>>155634295Hermione is Hermione
>>155624429This is the zoomer equivalent of Photoshopping Buffy the Vampire Slayer's head onto porn isn't it?
>>155634341>American Wizards
>>155634350
>>155633528Join the club, faggot.
>>155634353kinda.
>>155631236The whole appeal of the books is to imagine yourself at a British boarding school that's also MAGIC. Like marrying Hermione while she's like a Magic cop or whatever misses the whole appeal.
>>155631236Not how it works. Do you imagine Luz as 21 year old?
I always wanted to kiss Myrtls
>>155634353Harry Potter is more of a millenial thing.
>>155635033I bet she tastes and smells like toilet water, anon.
But consider. FemRon.
>>155635101*girl Toilet Water Anon.
>>155635175A more retarded Ginny
>>155634353Im going to have to think long and hard on that one.
>>155634353I never really cared about the series, so Hermione fan art just looks like a completely different character even if they are based off a young Emma Watson. To me there's no connection at all. >>155634412
>>155635175Too retarded
>>155624429Would be better if it was Merula Snyde
>>155624429This feels like it should've been made about 10 years ago.
>>155636454No one cares about Merula anymore, and with the rise of Malfoid even less so.
>>155624429I get that people like different body types but why imagine yourself in a relationship with a child?Like genuinely what do you get out of a pretend child that would inherently be worse if she were an adult instead? Because I can only think of things being worse with a child.
>>155636492Because you're also self-inserting as someone young as well, or you're just interested in the character, not the age. Retard.
>>155635175God, she's perfect. Her retardation and my autism surely won't have negative effects on our kids
feel like this belongs here
>>155636570The thing is he aged up word girl but not Hermione.Children characters are defined by childhood, that's why they aren't adults. Why insert yourself into childhood intimacy like you're my or something.
>>155636670>he aged up word girlOh hey, I didn't know he did a word girl video. I'll check it out.
>>155636665>by David Edelstein
Zoomies be like>ay yo diddy blud he a diddy blud cuh no mame cooked 67
>>155636665His heart did five freudian somersaults>>155636751Mere coincidence.>the chosen tribe's fetish is lolidomBased?
>>155635175Ideally Harem Harry Potter would be left up to interpretation before you have a sequal series set after all the cast are dead that shows that Harry impregnated them all.
>>155634271Grok make lewds of this authentic Hermione design
>>155636670You cant be in hogwarts and not be a kid.Thus you can't age up anyone
Hit me with the good fanfics
