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Filling pails today
>>155625296What would dichotomic opposite of Threads be as an aspect?What would it be called?Trying to come up with one but the only thing I got is shears/severance
>>155625296ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest artwork.
>>155625417mine
>>155625372Discord
>>155625442Close. Good ballpark unless you mean the website It's almost what I'm feelingA Threads aspect would be a semi-Blood, relating to connection and bonds, and cohesion in a societal sense , and lastly the holistic ideals - one thing pulls on another in unseen waysBut it needs to relate to literal threads as well. Even minorly
>>155625372Gaps?Pockets?Dividers?
>>155625372The nerd answer is AetherThe knitting answer is probably PatternThe thematic answer might very well be the Atom, it had a different significance to greek philosophers than physicists ascribe to it today
>>155625417big man doin big man things
We may have to unironically fire up the groomcord
>>155626115what did he mean by this
>>155626141>Didn't notice the site was down for an hour
4 chan is kill… but the god clock did not strike heroic or just
>>155625797just like jackie chan
>>155626187
/hsg/ ... don't ever leave me again
>>155626187meaning we will revive!
>>155625522Gaps would be the best of the 3The micro holes I fabric and all that >>155625657Aether makes sense in principle but not so in the game sense. Going from fabric to firmament is a bit of a jumpPattern would be and extesion of Thread in a senseAtom a bitnthe opposite. It the act of serrations I'm almost looking forThe two biggest contender are Color/Dye to represent dying a thread by your own choice - painting a fate your wayOr, to steal a bit from Destiny kinda, Resonance. Sound and song, loud and soft.Would be a hard idea to use either of them cut thread in someway but maybe leave it to nullifier classes?
>>155626344Probably. Rage, Doom, Time and Breath would all fit here, Time most of all
Every time I start reading an ongoing mspfa, it goes on some crazy long hiatus after months of consistent, frequent updates. Am I cursed?
>>155626458Try running one yourself, and you'll understand
what did hsg do on their two hours off. i hope you were all productive
>>155626507nap!
>>155625337dave's ass is just too fuckable he was built to be topped
Slow thread…? Quick, someone start some Del’fi discourse. ASAP
>>155626541dave's a permabottom, this has never been up for debate
>>155626507Dailies
Seer of Blood...
>>155626546I need delfi to give me a handjob while se watch yaoi hentai
>>155626443Well I'm kinda doing Not-Homestuck aspects set.If I ever wanted to uses classpects for soe,thing I'd need to either rename the aspects or make new one, and with thread it's a mix of bothLoke life and Doom would be Genesis and Omen, Rage and Hope, Madness and Dream etc.
>>155626578the seer of blood knows the time of month when each woman will have her red day.
>>155626572are you the neopets anon
>>155626546I think he has a hairy pussy
>>155626615No, the writer
>>155626625what are you doing dailies in
>>155626622squids dont have hair they have tentacles. rosebot is evil.
How does a dirk + Dave double bj drawing sound?
>>155626507Plan rape
>>155626578>>155626598She knows her own period so she makes sure to act extra bitchy.
>>155626631dyt dave developed an armpit kink from his bro
>>155626679I don't know which drawfag you are but yes please
>>155626507Draw birds
>>155626672https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=splatoon+pubic_hair+
>>155626679sounds absolutely kino. bonus points if they're tag-tagging bro
>>155626756woah
>>155626767It's gonna be a pov shot so it can be any male you wish, maybe I'll add a little bubble for bro tho.
>>155626756well at least its not l inking wikipedia
new BC discourse: would nymphs have hectocotyli? would they use siphons for mating purposes? discuss.
>>155626767>tag-teaming brofuck this is going to ruin me for the rest of the night
>>155626850Unfortunately I have draw block. I try to get it done tommorow. Dirkdave is my fujo block, i must overcome this barrier to be free and stronger than I was.
>>155626546oh im making something delfi related. you will see tomorrow.
>>155626836I'd yap with you but then I'd have to admit I've never read BC
>>155626899I’m holding you to account for this. If you fail I will never forgive you.
>>155626866i really appreciate the dedication despite you not even liking dirk
>>155626802make it whatever you want, my fork and bib are at the ready to eat whatever you cook up>>155626850I'm so sorry these evil thoughts won't leave me and now you must suffer too
>>155626899Practicing semen retention till tomorrow then...
>>155626953is it dedication if i want even draw anyting (too be fair i cant draw *anything* right now, but still. regardless im gonna try my best tommrow.
>>155627038No anon don't do it your balls are gonna explode
I WISH I WAS FASTER AT DRAWING THERE'S SO MUCH DIRKDAVE I NEED TO PUT OUT INTO THE WORLD
>>155627048yes!!! even the intention to draw is flattering and means the world to me
>>155627069does this really happen if you hold it in for one day
>>155626912im even working on putting sound effects on it, thats your tip on what it is
>>155627090NO STUPID ANON IT DOES NOT.
>>155626899please tell me it’s that one image from the last thread, i thought it was funny. don’t make me have to pull the pen out and do it myself now…
>>155627093My balls are quaking
>>155627084thank you >>155627073you and me both pal.
>>155627093My balls are Quake 3
>>155627141what one image, its sort of a request
>>155627285It's the /pol/ "ftms arent real lol" impregnation one, ignore that anon
>>155627093[vine boom sfx]
>>155627093[horse clopping sfx] [horse neighing sfx]
>>155627295nta but this thread is lacking in homestuck preggos. this would save the thread me thinks
>>155627330>>155627347[plap plap sfx]
>>155627354Then the drawgod anon should simply draw him pregnant without it being on top of a /pol/tard anti-trans image, I support mpreg
>>155627365[rape sfx]
>>155627376don't worry it can get edited into one after the fact so she can be the pregnant broodmare she always was supposed to be
better idea draw dirk pregnant with an /hsg/ anonproblem solved
>>155626672He is actually rabbit as of today (international rabbit day look it up)
>>155627406why are you talking about kanaya like this
Jade impregnating Kanaya in front of Rose
>>155627433Really Jade? In front of Rose?
>>155627408dirk put in the public use hole for all of /hsg/ to use
to clear things up im not drawing inpregnation okay its a animation about delfi fucking an onahole. i have been doing it for 3 hours and im tired so i will complete it tomorrow
>>155627460You have drawn 2 of my requests in a row now so I think I owe you all of my inheritance when I dieOMG I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED YESSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSS!!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! HOT!!!!
>>155627457he'd be resistant at first but enjoy it in the end
>>155627460>blowing the load earlyI hate when asmr does this. We can wait 3 hours.
>>155627506anon your reading comprehension...
>>155627506okay so how many repeated thrusts you want until the bust
>>155627531You heard them, force Delfi to fuck that onahole for 3 hours or until he passes out
>>155627506and also you read that wrong
>>155627505all the more reason to do it. he needs to be domesticated. it takes a village to raise a sex slave...or however the saying goes
>>155627480no one else requests delfi. so its a given. if other anons want delf they gotta request it
>>155627531NTA and I don't know how many thrusts but you should make him be panting like a faggot in heat
>>155627572>no one else requests delfiYeah it’s because Lylac mogs that shitter
>>155627433Kanaya ovipositing John in front of Roxy
would you betray humanity to serve Her Imperious Condescension?
>>155627573thinking about how i have developed full moan profiles for most of the boys and a few of the girls.
>>155627596Only if i get a troll baddie
>>155627602You can not say this and not post it so I can picture it all in my head and jack off to it
>>155627596Normally I'd say no but the pussy game ridiculous
>>155627606okim sending you this message to let you know im typing currently.
>>155627623You are so kind *tears of joy*
>>155627596She's no 8lue 8itch as far as I'm concerned.
>>155627585delfi fucks lylac in the ass anon
>>155627669horseshoe theory hard at work
>>155627669They take turns
>>155627681instead of horseshoe call it satirshoe theory
>>155627606John: Breathy (fitting). Any foreplay or build up will make him mutter weak and small little whimpers, and depending on where you touch him, little giggles too, though he usually does that to calm his nerves. His breathing remains mostly calm and doesn't shake too much, neither does his breath, though when he is especially nervous (his first time) you can feel the little shiver as he breaths. He isn't shy about letting his voice out, he never really learned that he shouldn't be loud, so as things continue, he only grows louder. Eventually he will start full blown moaning, very much not trying to hold them back, but their not especially girly, but you can feel his breath run hotter. But the strangest thing starts to happen as he nears his climax, his moaning turns to groaning, his voice getting slightly deeper, and eventually he starts grunting. It reveals a rougher side of him, which usually corresponds to slightly *slightly* more aggression, especially if he is on top, but applies as he bottoms too. He isn't grunting like some sort of animal, he still has that cuteness to him, that twinge of silliness that accentuates the more instinctual sounds coming out of him. He always tries to announce when he finishes, its common courtesy, but his words always fall short, its something hes a bit embarrassed about, but his voice rises a couple pitches so you will know anyway if your paying attention. His orgasms are a gamble, the idiot might moan like a girl, or sound like a deflating balloon, or go completely silent, or gasp a bit for breath. (I hope you losers are ready for spam i have a lot more of this where it came from, maybe not as long for each one tho, i have biases after all ;p)
Thirteen years old
>>155627718>I hope you losers are ready for spam i have a lot more of this where it came fromoh, I am waiting with bated breath
>>155627718*nodding* I completely agree
>>155627732out of ten!
>>155627732“they’ll surely take the bait this time” ahh post
>>155627433porrim filling several pails to the brim with kanaya in front of rose
>>155627732just our type here at /hsg/
>>155627718i thoroughly enjoyed reading this
>>155627732Thirteen years old and you lost your car? Why’d you lose the car then? Are you stupid? Are you a stupid fool?!Why can’t you sburb then?! You can’t even sburb.Bit grey today isnitit.
we are especially horny tonight what's going on
>>155627718see i'm not even much of a johnfucker and this is making me pretty wet. good shit anon now i'm really looking forward to sollux/karkat
>>155627836hi new buddy
>>155627836two hours away from hsg was basically edging us
>>155627732Obviously my shotacon ass is imagining that. but it works for when their adults.>>155627718Rose: Not so silent. She will always try to be in control at the start weather on top or bottom. Sexual intimacy is no exception to her competitive nature in all things banter and wit. Of course, given the fact she isn't nearly as tryhard as her counterpart (dirk), she will for the most part drop most of her intellectual prodding. She just likes to push peoples buttons. Of course, when she really gets aroused, she almost drops dead silent, its almost like a warning signal, or an invitation for those who can handle her. She's handsy, forceful, and very very direct, and yet, it is above all a mask for neediness. It takes a lot to make her make noises, and its no symphony when it happens, almost mouse like little squeaks and jolts in her voice, the beginnings of moans she suppresses forcefully, she might even clear her throat or cough just to avoid it. She will not however shy away from saying (You)r name. She will say it in many different tones, she will look for your reaction, and say it in every intonation she can. Needy, bratty, forcefully, softly, keeps you on your toes and engaged on her alone, which is above all what she wants, to be the spotlight, despite her performance being "low-key". Orgasm builds up and she eases a bit up on her restrictiveness to let out her voice, she coos at you like a morning dove, which almost distracts from her eyes locking in on you like she has found prey. She tries to hold back her release, but fails, she squeaks and then moans in satisfaction, and quickly returns to silence as soon as her senses can return to her quickly, though if you have performed especially well that time could be measured in minutes and not seconds, hearing her breathing in bliss.
>>155627836Been trying to vibe out if we're going to have an orgy or not
>>155627884That was friday night, it's why it was so quiet in here
>>155627874i need dave's immediately
>>155627874these are absolutely spot on so far. brilliant workif you haven't thought of dirk's or dave's, I would happily try my hand at it afterwards
>>155627874>my shotacon asstoo based… i kneel…
Dave: He's like a nut, a tough shell to crack with a sweet reward inside. You can likely guess the course of this. He will try to put on the unflappable mask, the macho act. Even in his more relaxed state, around someone he trusts to be more "himself" he falls back on it on instinct, he is literally naked with nothing to hide after all. Dave is pretty transparent, he will use fake grunting to mask any more revealing and vulnerable sounds, his poor acting just makes him seem uninterested or annoyed. Of course, he is super easy to provoke, it will cause him to gasp or groan and expletive. Unfortunately, or very fortunately for those with the taste for it, his only way to express his moans is by whispering expletives. Of course i think Dave moaning "fuck" is hot, so im more than happy about this. He also has a really bad habit of clenching his teeth when he is being pleasured, he hardly knows what to do with himself, however he is reduced to biting his lip needily the further you push him. Flipping his switch is when things get interesting. Halfway through any act of intimacy really, he will totally flip, and will basically beg for you. Its not *total* begging. But his more selfish side shines, and he isn't very subtle about it. He uses his vocals as a reward for doing what he wants, he will moan when you touch or kiss where he wants, maybe even give you a labored "holy shit". Mirroring john, his voice grows more vocal the closer he is, his moans become shaky, and for once Dave stops caring. He lets vulnerable noises escape him, and its definitely the most varied in tones and pitches out of all the beta kids, almost musical. Dave somehow will probably grow self conscious of even this though, he feels his own climax and can only cling to you, probably saying something like "im sorry" repeatedly as he cums, the sound he makes when he orgasms is totally pathetic, almost like hes crying out in desperation, but you know he loves every second of it.
Jade might be the last one, i really don't wanna spam, it seems kinda spammy doesn't it?? Idk...im typing it right now tho.
>>155628037if it is spam it's *very* welcome spam ^_^
>>155628037when it comes to quality posts, there's no such thing as "spam" or "too much"keep going
>>155628037You could dump it on a pastebin if you dont want to spam
>>155628012>Of course i think Dave moaning "fuck" is hot, so im more than happy about this>maybe even give you a labored "holy shit"fuck yes I got pretty close
Jade: She is an animal. You know that. Disregarding the subject of what set of genitalia she has. She is the simplest of the beta kids. Open, trusting, and loud. She pants like a dog obviously, she has a dominant style, she is in control of the situation one way or another, whether her brain is on or not. Moans and grunts kind of fuse together. If you try to push the offensive and be more dominant to her yourself, she will respond happily giving an almost joyous growl-moan, an accepting of your challenge. However if you are more submissive to her, her more maternal side shines and you will hear much more smooth and soft. She will of course, still encourage you to be as beastly as she is, playfully and gently, but still beckoning you to fuck her like an animal anyway, but whether or not you turn sex into an almost play fight, or remain more standard, she is receptive and quick to adapt. For however selfish she is, she is also the most observant of the beta kids. Her actual moans when not made aggressive and gravely are almost squeaky, like her normal voice, jumping up and down in pitch playfully. Her cumming is, surprisingly, not *that* big a deal. She's the only one of the kids who can actually tell someone when she is actually cumming, but compared to how she moans normally, its not too different. But she never, ever, EVER, cums just one time. She will not allow it. So strap in asshole. (im kinda unconfident about this one, which is weird, because i relate to jade a lot, but maybe its *because* of that i am. I don't just wanna make her me. I will let you guys decide tho)
>>155628174do both. make a pastebin after it's all posted for archival purposes please!
>>155628192>I don't just wanna make her me.but what if i want that, prospitcestfag...
im taking a break but i probobly have like 2 more in me.
>>155628264Cherubs?
>>155628264faygos?
>>155628276was thinking of karkat and then either sollux or eridan.>>155628291sorry anon im the last person who would know about gamzee sex. i only think about him being blown up.
>>155628297Kanaya?
>>155628297plss anon we need the sollux moaning hc SO bad
>>155627921bullshit I was READY friday but I was the only one who showed up to the empty parking lot because you shitters had "work" and shit
>>155628305i think i have somethin for kanaya? hmmmm thinking on that one. with her its definently me coming up with something on the spot and not something im thinking about like....as daydreams....which...yeah.... (its also generally easier for me to do the boys, because im biased like that)>>155628317dont worry i got you senpai. TRUST
>>155628317the only time sollux moans is into the mic obnoxiously while in a cod loby
ok imma do the final 2 in 20 minutes, i need to eat.dont worry tho i already know what im gonna do.
>>155626711he's definitely daydreamed about shoving his face in there. just once though, before he attempts to banish such a thought from his mindunsuccessfully
>>155628297>no dirki can't finish under these conditions
This is as edited as it's going to get, time for my very own upd8
>>155628407for you anon, i will try. :solute emoji: i think i have something for him. Ill do it first when im done.
>>155628415you're my hero
>>155625296Aradia woud've fixed Dave. Like romantic implications aside, Dave desperately needed someone to actually help him with his classpect and the fate he was picking up on with LE, and the only one who could was her. It's cool to see Hussie and the BC team bring the pair to life now but it's way too late at this point, Dave stopped being the Knight of Time when he escaped from his quest, like it's still cute and all but him never getting the chance to really talk to her when his classpect still mattered and he was riddled with anxiety sucks for him, like the guy literally gives up using his powers during the GAME OVER timeline, which arguably is the reason why the timeline went all doomed in the first place (ironic).
>>155628407w-would you like to hear my take? though it's more about how he is general in bed
>>155628415Dirk: An overheating machine. (forgive me dirk lovers. this guy is outside of my usual toolbox, but just know im trying my best)Dirk responds best to going along with whatever somewhat frivolous requests. He has a taste for showmanship himself, and quite enjoys seeing others play to his tune, but that hardly means he is too controlling, it isn't really in his tool set to connive you into doing what he wants, especially in such an intimate scenario. Instead he most likely asks simply but directly. It's best to put him down gently, or go with the flow. Servicing him fervently is your only option if you are to make him play to (You)r tune. He is quite silent, his hands and his breathing express themselves closely. He takes deeper breaths when he is being pleasured, as if bracing himself for each wave as it passes over him, and his clammy hands hover just above you, as if too scared to touch you. Pleasing him makes him think, and he will continue to think, but eventually his brain kind of crashes from all the "input" (I.E suckin his dick probably) and he freezes. This is his weak spot, and when you can actually make him start to enjoy things. Whether you take the lead, or allow him to remain on top, his hampered and cloudy mind makes way for a more raw instinct, he makes the most grunt noises out of all the humans, but they are much more genuine and expressive than Daves. His gentle hands that delicately map out whatever he is holding quickly turn into grasping hands that hold tight wont let go. His pants and grunts reveal his desperate side, how he cannot let this moment end, and yet how powerless he is to stop that. (1/2)
>>155628688Aradia is built for Sollux however
>>155628817He will look to you for support, and giving him that makes him much more vocal. He will mumble things under his breath you can't quite make out, musings and mental notes that are turned into murky thoughts as they are absorbed into his cloudy head. Like Dave, he is also needy, "please" and even small "thank you's" can be heard sporadically, in between breaths, as moans, what have you. He gets louder right before he cums probably the only time he moans with an open mouth, and also probably the only time he will close his eyes, and goes dead silent, and also goes stiff too. >>155628738you can give it a try, i fully would like to see it. especially with how unsure i am.
(PC-anon exposes how shitty of a writer they are when they arent writing about on of their hyperfixations)
>>155628858Then give a writing challenge you fucking coward
>>155628858wtf being mean for no reason their writing is good
>>155628858this is the part where you post your own writing take so we can goon to that AS WELL. you're not just a yellow-belly shittalker, right anon?
T-T i wont give up anywaythe only way to get better is to try new things even if your bad at them. besides i have 2 more left!!!!also this kinda turned into general "in bed experiences" and not just like, how they are vocal, but like, yeah, its hard to talk about that without the context especially with complicated people like rose or dirk!
>>155628688hussie must've seriously thought about dave having a talk with aradia at some point until he realized dave suffering more was better (and respectfully I agree)
>>155628858faggot
>>155628945
>>155628828>Like Dave, he is also needy, "please" and even small "thank you's" can be heard sporadically, in between breaths, as moans, what have you>dirk and dave exchanging pleasantries to each other during sexMy praise kink thanks you
Karkat: High maintenance = high rewards. Someone like karkat, you have to have patience. But he also has high patience too. He will talk your ear off, in a softer and kinder voice thankfully, before the foreplay has even begun, mostly about how he feels at the moment, which is usually him being painfully romantic. Thankfully for both of you, he can take agonizingly slow build up. Gravely and whiny though he may be, it is a fun game of hot and cold to see what his tastes have become for that night. He is willing to let a soft and sultry tone leave his lips when he speaks to you, of course, being the most talkative guy in any room, he is willing to tell you what he wants with a full sentence, even as he fucks you. He tries so very hard to remain civil and polite, its kind of aggravating seeing him hold back, when he is usually so hell bent on being tough, but there is a comfort and charm watching him breath inbetween his words, trying to gather up whatever sense is leaving him through each word, as he compliments your body and strokes it, knowing that very little stands between that and him grasping you wherever he pleases and possibly even scratching you. He lets his blood run hot eventually though, but even that is tempered by his compassion, with explosions of more violent breathing and grunting, cooling down quickly into apologetic moans and soft yet shaky breathing. He talks as if he is so dangerous, which is cute, "I-I can't hold back" or "I-I'm gonna fuckin lose it..." is always an indication of an impending climax. Even his grunts get shaky, like his whole body is quaking under the weight of lust, and quite suddenly and violently does he rush straight to the finish line, thats where most of his more forceful actions occur before he quickly loses steam and finishes, sighing happily. (also for guys reading this, sorry im trying to be as considerate as i can for you but uhhh i suck)
>>155629155Classic
>>155629050i very much imagined this in the context of how both of their styles compliment and some could think, complete each others. tee hee.
ao3 fags are ruining yet another aradia thread
>>155629274Death by a thousand boy moans
>>155629274Vriska sleeper agents
>>155628828>you can give it a tryyours was really good! ok here's my take:he's not very verbal in the heat of the moment, most of the talking is done with his hands. he starts out with low pants, trying to take this slow. he knows he can be a little much at times and doesn't want to fuck this up. at some points you'll swear you even heard a growl from him. if feels like he barely blinks, eyes completely locked on you. studying you almost. like he's burning every twitch you make into his memory, the absolute miracle that someone could love him of all people enough to be embraced by him. but his self-restraint only extends so far, and he quickly enough becomes very demanding. if he's not outright taking what he wants with his hands, you'll be sure to hear his commands: suddenly flipping you into new positions, kinks, and activities. depending on the present position you're in you'll be able to hear him up close when he buries his face in your neck. but if you end up moaning his name, oh if you do, you're in trouble. it flips a switch within him and he forces you to keep crying out for him, as he fucks you into the mattress with an animalistic fervor, his groans just as primal and fittingly louder. regardless you should rest assured you'll be going for multiple rounds, until he gets his fill. and as pent-up, clingy, and horny as he is, going all night is a very real possibility, even if it leaves you both sore. especially so, even
I want to bite a troll's neck.Not sexually, but I'd wager that it would go down that route if the troll in question liked it.
>>155629274What a coincidence, just finished posting on ao3
>>155629186STRAIGHT to my clit. thank you moananon so much, we would truly be in a darker place as a fandom without you
>>155629274post how aradia moans fuckass
>>155629378 (me)(meant to quote "I-I'm gonna fuckin lose it..." idk why that did not make it when i cut and pasted oh well)
>>155629050I think....I might have a praise kink too
>>155629186>im trying to be as considerate as i can for you but uhhh i suckwrite what you know
>>155629383I always imagined her sex sounds as being really weird but erotic, like lots of giggling and weird grunts, occasional jumpscare screams that are either blood-curdling or pathetic, disgusting gagging or choking sounds from when she just stops breathing, and then there's the whole set of sounds she makes when she goes full nightmare ryona and begs to be fucked and beaten to a violent death
>>155629383NTA but I imagine she's really quiet about it. pretty much silent except for little hitches and speeding up of her breath. during sex with someone else she'll try to bring out some small whimpers/hums just so she doesn't come off as not enjoying herself but honestly it's a lot more verbal, breathy assurances like "right there", "just like that", "don't stop", "oh gog more". when she bottoms though if you hit her at just the right angles (especially anally) you can draw a really guttural and kinda loud moan from her + some pleasured growling. also some quiet, gruff grunting and whimpering when she's cumming.(this is pretty self-inserty honestly partially because i project onto her but also it's not beat-for-beat and it's still very much tailored to her/not straight up me. i'm also really quiet and i'm pretty self-conscious about it </3)
>>155629462WRONGwrite what makes you cum the hardest
dont worry I will put this all on a paste bin for people to read for future archival purposes. Also sorry for anyone who expected a serious sollux one, this is kinda memey. Again sorry haha.Sollux: Gamers can be sexy too (nah not really)! Short and sweet. Sollux is a poor idiot whose brain receptors are fried beyond belief. The more intricacies of sex are lost on him. If you want noise out of him, its butts to hips fucking. To put it simply. Sollux moaning is like when an overconfident man gets onto a bull and realizes hes in for a bumpy but fun ride. Even on top, he barely feels like hes holding on. He sounds winded instantly like, hes almost about to give up but never quite getting there, his moans are weird and go from high to low bitch quickly, you wonder if his voice is cracking, but no its just like that. You distinctly notice that if he every tries to breath with his mouth not fully open that the gap in his teeth make the air subtly whistle. Somehow, in such high intensity fucking, he somehow has the wits about him to chuckle at the situation, maybe he thinks hes being sexy, and maybe he is, it really is a gamble. Still even his nerdy voice is still capable of more sultry sounds. he lets out a few moans that sound like hes slipping, and maybe his orgasms could be described as him fulling slipping, he goes a bit limp, weakly grasping at whatever he can, and his weak moans fade into groans into breathing as he finishes.
>>155629484>write what makes you cum the hardestand then jade thrusted her THICK DOGGY KNOT inside davesprite's TIGHT CLOACA and made him whimper
>>155629481my dick is so hard
>>155629467No way man100% dead fish, just locks eyes with you the whole time with that smile then thanks you when it's over
>>155629534oh my god my dick is even harder
>>155629503i am so wet anon thank you you have fed my crops for generations to come
>>155629534this only happens when she fucks sollux and his 2 incher
>>155629524same except that I love writing intense sexual body horror so I like the idea of Jade being driven insane by her inhuman genitals and becoming obsessed with impregnating women to like a disturbing degree>>155629534okay yes this too, you need you understand that the idea she does that sometimes but other times she just screams nonstop like she's being murdered is what REALLY gets me going, the idea of a roulette where she might literally act like a corpse, a murder victim, or a giggly bimboactually now I'm getting disturbingly turned on by the idea of Aradia going full dead fish every time, corpsefuck, maybe even insisting you necrophilia her after killing her and before she revives, jesus christ yes
>>155629585equius come on man. it's been 2 weeks now please talk to nepeta about this
>>155629600
Another reminder for the Homestuck team that my epically cool stories and series are rolling out and people will absolutely learn the sordid story of the life I lived before I published them :^)
>>155629602look into my eyes and tell me sollux is packing. he is not packing. he spends all day every day playing tloz and writing shitty code because he isnt packing.
>>155629628he's packing double
>>155629467>>155629481To even out both of these responses lemme do a quick one for Aradia to give my own thoughts (im cannibalizing both of your posts sorry not sorry, thats how the fanfic food-chain works) Aradia: A Ghostly Presence. She is a bit unnerving. Her eye contact is CONSTANT. She will not look away from you. Dead? Alive, you cannot even tell. And yet with skill and efficency she arouses you, and she assures you quite kindly that she is even more aroused than you are. She giggles quite unnervingly at the smallest things. Feeling your muscles in odd places, placing fingers in your mouth, she finds you quite entertaining. Though she is not an opaque person. You can see her eyes, locked on you, change somewhat, softer, more longing. Not anything you would describe as needy, but still, you sense something in there that exposes she is here for (You). Her breathing becomes more labored, and she finally prepares to dig into you. Foreplay is a foregone conclusion. Well everything is for her, but thats besides the point. Somehow her playing with you had already gotten her so aroused that she cant wait for anything less than the main course. She lives up to her weird nature even then. Her eyes never leave you, and demand your full attention too. Her moans and grunts, they almost seem *too* happy, somewhat unnatural, but not forced or acted. If you touch her, she will gasp a bit and giggle in response, it is all just too much fun! Try to make her feel better, and she will scream, like you just stabbed her in the womb with a knife. And yet a hypnotic gaze of undying focus on you keeps you going. simple commands that keep you both happy "do not stop" are enough to keep pace, or even increase it. Until both parties are satisfied. Her orgasms are even more of a gamble. She could laugh, she could gasp, then choke on that gasp, or any number of weirdo things. Fucking her isnt for the faint of heart.
>>155629614>Aradia demanding you murder her while fucking her, KEEP fucking her fresh corpse, and you have to hold back cumming until the exact moment she revives with you still inside of her so she feels you blowing in her as she comes screaming back to life
>>155629467>occasional jumpscare screamsfascinating
>>155629378>>155629397Ill be honest out of all the things that aroused me when writing that definently was the one that got me personally the most "excited"Though i think john getting rough takes the cake for me (im biased)
Im so very very VERY glad you all have enjoyed my writing so much. It fills me with joy that i cant really describe. Especially because you were sitting with me while i wrote it (sorta, in spirit.)Here is the past bin https://pastebin.com/RMabXSVG for you guys to read and save or whatever else you need. Thats all for tonight! If you have any other feed back feel free to tell me now or whenever you want. Thank you very much!!!!
>>155629467I remember seeing a video of a japanese girl posted in /vg/ where the girl pretty much made her best gorilla impression for moans. Total boner killer with how funny it sounded, but this is how I imagine Aradia moans.
>>155629654>having aradia stare into my fucking soul while she batters my cervix in ..,.,.,.hjdj,. very cool anon,,
>>155629687I hate that the idea of it turns me on so much but it does, just a sudden terrifying female scream at maximum volume, just infrequent enough to always catch you off guard, especially if she grabs your face to stare right in your eyes as she does it
>>155629746trying to fight back while your melting and she giggles, and you cant tell if your doing anything or not but its kinda hotter not knowing. time player sex is crazy.
>>155629534>>155629754DAMN sollux is one lucky dude
>>155625296I've seen this room so many times, is it some pop culture thing? Can someone PLEASE tell me what it is?
>>155629732pastebin doesn't work :/
Christ it's over now? This sucked. Go on ao3 not on thread. Fuck off.
>>155629665>aradia not letting you cum until rigor mortis kicks in
>>155629819https://files.catbox.moe/vdojsh.txthere you go dude! just download the file instead if pastebin wont work :Dsorry i never used pastebin before, it made me private it, is that the problem?
>>155629738FOUND IThttps://files.catbox.moe/biziez.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/46luie.webmThis is Aradia (or Damara most likely) for me
>>155629851try not to laugh challenge
>>155629849ok this didnt work either, aw man, i have to figure out how to share this!
>>155629823I dont care about the inaccurate and unrealistic fantasies of some femanon either but sometimes you just gotta learn to gloss over what you dont like in the thread
>>155629851i can't tell if i hate that this is unironically pretty hot/cute to melike she would make these noises if you managed to get right into the crevices of her guts. highly sadomasochistic
>>155629880lol late night activities to do with friends!!! talking about troll sex is half of hsg anyway ufufufu. but yes i agree. people talk about stuff i dont care about on thread all the time, but its no fun to ruin it for everyone else.
>>155629880Its true dave would never moan while having sex with a woman because hes a gay little fag boy who only gets off to smuppet roleplay
>>155629838>Aradia using some chemical/spell of time or whatever to extend her death and rigor mortis for an absurdly long time, with the plan to trick you into being inside of her when it sets in so your penis is trapped in her rigor-mortis sealed pussy, which means you have to haul around and fuck her rigid corpse 24/7 for what might be WEEKS
NTA but fuck it i'm in a mood i think i'll do vriska/nepeta
>>155629908lol besides now the guys are having fun by talking about fucking aradia, everyone wins!
>>1556299you should, would be fun!nepeta is interesting :0
>>155629908Im not annoyed mind you, but this (and I mean no offense with what Im about to say here) is something Id expect to find in a "trending on booktok" romantasy novel, not on /hsg/
>>155629951hahahahathats the amateur writing experience. its ok tho :)It was mostly for fun. and at least 2 people were enjoying it. which makes me happy. besides i do more than write crappily. I also draw crappily too. hahahahaha.
>>155629823wait why did that upset you so much but not the talk about aradia's moans lol
>>155629823hate on the ao3 anons here all you want. we will make it to the big leagues someday. i believe in all of you here
>>155629931vriska- very sultry and smooth during the foreplay, but when it comes to actual sex she fucking goads you 24/7. "is that all you got?" "you call this pailing????????" "i can 8arely feel you!" "you have to 8e the most 8oring lay i've ever had". even when she's bottoming she always has to have the upper hand. always has to be a conquest for her. super competitive too, refuses to be seem cumming first. screams, grunts, growls, sounds frustrated and really fucking pumped up the whole time. like you can hear in the way she moans how much of a contest it is to her. her groans get more and more sloopy and desperate and low and sultry the closer she gets to cumming. her taunts slowly get more breathy and stammered but she still plays cool about it. until she melts into little satisfied girlish moans by the time she's cumming.
>>155629995one day, i will make an mspfa to not subtly push my shota addiction. and then...i shall go beyond!for now i write about my favorite homestuck boys....and of course....prospitcest.....
>load up /co/>the first thread on the page is /hsg/>the first post they see is >>155630004Never change guys
I sleep now. I am glad you enjoyed the writing. sleep well everyone!
>>155630023sweet dreams prospitcest anon :)
>>155629851all me
>>155630021you cant fight the homestuck! and the homestuck is shotacons writing about boys and men writing about their girls. its what keeps us alive ;D
>>155629995mfw anon believes in me
Now that I think about it why are there so many women in these threads. I dont like it. Foids are scary.
>>155630028i'm actually another femanon (the one who wrote vriska +>>155629481) (:
>>155629995NaNoWriMo 2026 is coming up soonI wonder what deranged prompt I will spend the next twelve months writing this time
>>155630023this convo was a lot of fun. goodnight anon
what if kk and aradia sex
>>155630054karkat can't handle slightly offputting autistic girls :pensive:
>>155630045>scarywe're actually quite welcoming! we don't bite unless asked
>>155630046Nta but very good job. I'm sure she would be proud.
yeah ok
>>155625296aradave cuter than davekat and arasol combined
My Revenge Begins
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>>155630151No amount of Reddits could outweigh my power.
>>155629823Genuinely what do retards like you even want in the general>Guy reading the Homestuck comicYou complain>Guy posting OC art of HomestuckYou complain>Guy writing OC stuff about HomestuckYou complain>Guys talking about their favorite shipsYou complain>Guys talking about their favorite charactersYou complain>Guy posting cosplay picsYou complainAre you a worthless piece of shit just here to complain about everything? do you even like Homestuck? why don't you stop coming here instead of making it everyone's problem that you are a loser who is angry all the time and cant enjoy anything? I bet you are the same motherfucker that keeps spamming twitter screencaps to talk about drama bullshit because that's all your miserable soulless body is capable of engaging with without a thousand layers of cringy rage coating your brain, you need to fix your life soon or it will be too late, wake the fuck up retardcomplaing about any form of OC should get you permanently ip range banned from 4chan
>>155630165>Are you a worthless piece of shit just here to complain about everything? Maybe>do you even like Homestuck? Not anymore.>why don't you stop coming here instead of making it everyone's problem that you are a loser who is angry all the time and cant enjoy anything?Because youre living in the corpse of what i loved. You dont deserve /hsg/ you newfag parasite
johnkatposting ought to fix y'all attitude.
>>155630181holy fucking reddit your life is over if you're above the age of 18
>>155630181I dont even have an insult for you man this kind of impotent seething is just way too pathetic
>>155630165he's one of those anons who think they're ebin cool for not enjoying anything ever but really it just makes them the most boring person here kek
>>155630181Saving this post so I can remind myself that this is probably the retard shitting up the thread when everyone is chilling and relaxing togetherGet on medication and stop being a burden
>>155630165>Guy reading the Homestuck comicGay>Guy posting OC art of HomestuckGay>Guy writing OC stuff about HomestuckGay>Guys talking about their favorite shipsGay>Guys talking about their favorite charactersGay >Guy posting cosplay picsGay
>>155630249This seems to be the majority of 4chan nowadays outside of a few niche boards, you can really tell who is trying way too hard to be "cool" which is completely retarded on an ANONYMOUS imageboard, just a total waste of space and time I wish I could filter out posts from certain IPs
>Guy reading the Homestuck comicRapemeat>Guy posting OC art of HomestuckRapemeat>Guy writing OC stuff about HomestuckRapemeat>Guys talking about their favorite shipsRapemeat>Guys talking about their favorite charactersRapemeat>Guy posting cosplay picsRapemeat>Guy complaining about everythingRapemeat>Guy complaining about the guy complaining about everythingRapemeat>Guy calling everyone gayGay rapemeat
>>155630181people chimping out that others are having fun will never not be a wild concept to me
>>155630391Those kids are octopi with 4 legs. The shirt is a facade. Everythings a squidle when you get down to it.
>>155630224lemme join you with my ship too
>>155630298best post itt
>>155630496True
>>155630357see bro we hate homestuck cause andrew raped us and forced us to dress up like vriska it was bad so fucking bad
>>155630686>forced us to dress up like vriskaHOT
Are there any muscular chicks within Homestuck (or Hiveswap/BC, haven’t touched it though) that I can lust over? There has to surely at least be one that hits my fetish on the mark
>>155630824There is a very large clown you may enjoy
>>155630824Brother do I have the girl for you
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