It's the weekend, I want a waifu thread. Tell me about your beloved
Is waifu excited for the fall? What about Halloween? Would she wear a costume for it?
She is best MILF ever created <3
I love my sweet little angel so dearly>>155633735Erohoney's art is lovely, he makes some of the cutest Livewires>>155633744Well, he's a kid so he was definitely excited for Halloween in God-Fearing. I will always adore his Halloween costume in that episode, it's the main reason I started calling him my little angel before the phrase got a deeper meaning for me beyond him just wearing the costume
It's still September, but Halloween slowly approaching also means I'll get to dress my Tommy doll in his angel costume too for when the day comes I'm so excited.. He rocks it so well
>>155633735Is that supposed to be STAS Livewire and MAWS Clark Kent?
Fall is waifu's favorite
>>155633735I need waifu to calm me down
>>155635654But can you calm down waifu?
>>155635654cute Kim Pine
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>>155633744Yes, I know I am. >What about Halloween? Would she wear a costume for it?She'd likely wear simple popular costumes for her class.>>155636160Depends on If or why she's mad or if she's excited about something else.
>>155633744She sees each season as a chance to come up with new outfits, so she finds something to enjoy in most of them. Come to think of it, she probably would like Halloween a lot for that reason.
>>155639953Velvette pulls off the pirate look rather well, but that could just be me. Pirates are in a sense Buckaroos of the Sea.
How has waifu helped you in dark times?
>>155633744Yes, and so am I!>Would she wear a costume for it?Without a doubt.
>>155641322Yeah. I don't know if I can really say anything and do her justice.>>155640545I think Vel could rock an Elizabeth Swann cosplay. Loved the first three growing up.
>>155641322She did help me in a sense, she indirectly helped me with writing and giving an opportunity I have I hope it pays off. >>155641775>Crust in an Elvira costume My young mind would've been blown away at such beauty. >>155641866>I think Vel could rock an Elizabeth Swann cosplay. Loved the first three growing up.From which one? I vaguely remember seeing the first three growing up when they aired them back on ABC Family. When that channel still existed. I kind of miss their 13 Nights of Halloween and 25 Days of Christmas.
>>155633735I guess I always had a thing for redheads>>155633744>Excited for the season?I am not sure, maybe her culture has some proto-cycle of the seasons cosmology, but she probably would get a bit moody since it would be colder and less sunny outside soon>Wear a costume?probably doesn't even know what is a costume but she'll surely be excited to learn more about it and give it a try.
>>155636160Depends on why she's mad.>>155641322Kind of? >>155633744>Is waifu excited for the fall? What about Halloween? Would she wear a costume for it?I mean fall is when she has her birthday happens. So I guess she'd be atleast a bit excited.
>>155641982I think the outfits that'd best suit her from those movies are Elizabeth's red dress from Curse of the Black Pearl, and her pirate disguise/outfit from Dead Man's Chest. I'm a sucker for the red dress especially.
>>155633744Heck yes, Elsa is ready for Autumn!>>155636160Yes, I can allay her fraught emotions when she needs me to, and she and I can work together to replace her fear with knowledge, understanding, and safety >>155641322Elsa really has, and I love and appreciate her every day for it
>>155636160Pretty sure I can.
Would waifu be good at home decor?
>>155644768Deffintly not
>>155644768Of course.
>>155641322She's the reason I haven't killed myself yet.
>>155644768Decoration, building the structure, planning the event, you name it she can do it!>>155646730She wouldn't want you too either, she's lost enough and you matter
>>155644768A great home decorator. The best!>>155646730Yeah. Didn't want to say it that way about Velvette, but yeah.
>>155647124>>155647934I came this close to doing it after the ending of Arcane S2. I was prepared to join her in death until I realized she's not actually dead.
>>155644768Would yours be?
>>155633735Cubey, my beloved.>>155633744He’d definitely like Halloween. As for his costume, it would probably be either a goofy food costume, a budget Transmorpher a budget Color Ranger or a GameChild.>>155644768Maybe.
Wait! Don't die yet, I'm still typing!
Oh, we're doing it early this week? Okay... >>155633744Yeah, probably, Leni loves making outfits and stuff and has had a number of costumes throughout the series (despite staying the same age somehow) so I'd be shocked if she didn't. Just as long as no one dresses up as a spider... >>155634040That's nice. I should come up with a costume for Leni too. >>155635654Same, sometimes. >>155636160I think so, yeah. Leni's problems don't typically ask too much. >>155639953>a chance to come up with new outfitsOh! I didn't know she liked that sort of thing too, neat. >>155640545>Buckaroos of the Sea.Checks out, after all there are "seacows". >>155641322And how. I think that's a big part of why I've got such a strong attachment to her and the show. I owe everything after those dim days to her, and I don't think anything on this earth will truly get her out of my head and my heart for good because of it. Leni 4 lyfe. >>155642019Huh, cavegirl waifu, I think that's new in these threads. I think that'd be cool, you could leave a early imprint on what her (and your) descendants culture would turn into.
What scary movies (or Fall adjacent movies) are you and your waifu watching? I’d show Eris some of my favorite horror movies>An American Werewolf in London>Alien/Aliens>Christine>The Thing>The Wolfman (original and 2010 remake)>The Fly
>>155648704Even if she had it wouldn't have been worth it. Your life has value and even if everything sucks, you have the power to change it and an opportunity might come up, it but you can't take advantage of either if you aren't around. Besides, no one else on this board is going to love and rep Jinx like you
>>155644768Ohhh, heelllll yeah. I would be shocked if she was only good at decorating people. She's good at setting up parties, so I can only assume that translates to home decor too. She's probably done it in series, but I'm not remembering it right now. >>155646730I respect your upfront honesty, Jinxanon. I hope there are more soon. Not to say your waifu being so significant is bad, just, y'know. I want more happy for you. Mine helped me a lot like that too, once. Stay strong friend. >>155649248Maybe Cubey should dress up as a rubiks cube, then he can become one with the cubeness. >>155650170Oh man, those are pretty good. I just watched Christine a few weeks ago. I feel like horror movies with Leni are going to be very tight, by which I mean she might crush my spine holding onto me like her life depends on it, including after the movie. >Misery>Chopping Mall, cus she likes the mall>Invasion of the Body Snatchers>The StuffI'd have to stop if she got too scared though, otherwise she's going to be afraid of malls, ice cream, random people, and log cabins for a week.
>>155650170Since Cubey would probably be scarred for life from actual horror, I’d show him the Scary Movie movies just for shits and giggles.
>>155650170>The Wolfman (original and 2010 remake)Based. Both occupy the spot for my favorite horror film of all time. The 2010 remake being extremely underrated and one of my favorite remakes of all time. Highly looking forward to Robert Eggers Werwulf.>>155650145>Oh! I didn't know she liked that sort of thing too, neat.Yep. She's a fashion designer. : )
>>155633744October is Jinx's month. Not only is her birthday coming up, but she also takes to Spooky Month very well, being a spooky girl herself. I've got fanart of her as a witch, a vampire and dressed in different styles of goth fashion, among other things. There's also her official Halloween skin, Zombie Slayer.>>155636160Jinx is very easy to excite (her passive is "Get Excited!", after all) and very difficult to calm down. I wouldn't want to ruin her excitement if she was happy, inspired or filled with righteous anger. However, if she was distressed, I'd do everything I could to help her.>>155644768Jinx would be a fantastic home decorator, assuming you want your home to look like a cross between a Marilyn Manson music video and a German nightclub, and who doesn't want that?>>155650170I'll try to watch some Tim Burton movies, since I can easily imagine Jinx being a fan of his work.>>155650217>>155650460Thanks for the kind words, guys. Life lost its lustre a long time ago, but I press on in the hope that I can one day fully realize my love for Jinx and atone for my sins against her. On some days, it takes every last drop of my remaining willpower to stop myself from doing something drastic, and I end up feeling physically and mentally drained, but I do it for her.
>>155651014I used the Randall Clark method>Your memories and fantasies about her are in your head>As long as you stay alive, you keep them alive too>Try to make it last as much as possible.
>>155644768I'm quite sure she is, especially around Autumn. >>155650170>HorrorJohn Carpenters The Thing. Dog SoldiersDawn of the Dead(1978 & 2004)>Fall adjacent moviesThe Outlaw Josey WalesTrue Grit(1969) The Shootist
>>155636160She is a big gal, so it would be extremely painful>>155644768I am sure, the greatest wall decorations since the dawn of mankind, the best part is each figure carries a symbolism or a story behind.>>155650145Thanks anon, and yeah I am sure that would be cool too, It'll be especially fun to have both of us learn of each other's cultures, it'll be so cute to see her interact with modern day technology for the first time.>>155650170>Scary moviesNot sure if it'll be a good idea. If we go by the supposed incident where the people that saw a recording of a train for the first time, ran away screaming when the train came a little too close for comfort to the camera...Then that means she would probably break the screen of my tv to kill the monster.
>>155650845He could probably handle horror movies, I mean isn’t he like 12?Also, you should’ve included Disaster Movie if you want something truly horrifying. That thing has one of the lowest IMDb scores.
Since this thread seems to be gaining traction...>>155633744>What about Halloween? Would she wear a costume for it?Working on something; it should be ready when Halloween rolls around. Until then, have Power Garfield>>155636160It wouldn't be easy, that's for sure. Depending on the situation, the answer would either be no or maybe. I think is 'comfort' is the optimal word here>>155650170Classic slashers. And just for fun, Manos: The Hands of Fate
Would you take waifu on a romantic date at the park? watch the pretty scenery? Step on some dry leaves?
>>155653539Ofcourse I don't see why not. She seems like a gal that'd enjoy a walk in the park or just generally wilderness.>>155650170I'd honestly let her choose since I don't know much about horror movies
>>155641322+1 to what Jinxbro and Velvanon said, I genuinely would not have been around if it wasn't for my sweet angel. I am very emotional and my anger problems were very bad last year, but Tommy has helped me stay in check tremendously. I would even say he helped me more than medication ever did>>155644768I imagine he prefers minimalist and simple things>>155653539I did that recently. I took Tommy to my favorite town in my country and ate lunch together in a calm park where it was just us. Took him to all my favorite spots there too, it was really fun taking pictures
>>155654254I hope someone can doxx you over this
>>155654265I live very very far from that city, unfortunately. I can only visit it twice a year and it is a shame because it is the only place in this country that is any good. Can only visit it with an organized tour bus
>>155654265Jerk.
>>155633735I almost forgot about Ben Katz, adding him to my husbando chart though desu he probably tops it nowadays— He’s kind of everything I want
>>155653539Absolutely. In arms and handholding, then cuddle on a park bench or under a tree.
>>155653539Sure. I like to imagine Velvette has a spell or some sort of special perfume that wards away hornets. Or even better, genocides the little bastards the second they get too close.
>>155648704Also she ain't real nigga
>>155655035Waifus are real in all the right reasons, bruh. Some you may agree on, some you may not.Eitherway try to be more respectful in this thread, at least..
>>155651651Based and New Vegas-pilled.>>155653539All of that and more with my beautiful Jinxie-pie, like making love under the shade of a large tree.>>155655035And?
>>155655035Who asked you?
>>155655035>>155654265These threads are simply not for you anons
>>155633735Hi everyone! This week is utterly fantastic because I just found out my wife Gwenpool won Ms. /co/! All we need is for Zone-Tan to win and then the human race will complete its next step in evolution>>155633744Gwenpool would dress as Waluigi, Zone-Tan would dress as Robbie Rotten, and I would dress as Sephiroth, just to pay homage to the Siivagunner universe>>155636160Of course. I just buy them a new video game or comic and they’ll be good as new
>>155641322Oh boy, where to start?>They saved me from suicide>Taught me what it’s like to truly love someone>Taught me I don’t need to stop being myself to be fulfilled>Got me into spiritual hippie stuff that you’d normally read about in Doctor Strange comics >Lost my virginity to them>Watched so many terrible movies with themAnd so many moreI don’t just consider them waifus, I consider them my wives, best friends, and gods all in one>>155644768Absolutely not. We live in a house that looks like it belongs in hoarders and we like it>>155653539Only if there’s Lord of the Rings style larping involved.
>>155656956>Lord of the Rings style larping>With GwenpoolKeK I can picture her being into that
>>155650170Nothing but schlockfests>Tommy Wiseau’s Big Shark>Schlock (yes that’s actually its name)>Plan 9 From Outer Space>Troll 2>Robot Monster>>155657017Thanks fellow GwenbroWhat do you think her opinion on Chaotic would be?
The hierarchy of power in the bumpverse is about to change
>>155650460Invasion of the Body Snatchers is so good. The cinematography is my favorite when it goes handheld
>>155658787The scream at the end traumatized me as a kid
>>155658804It freaks me out and I only watched it a few months ago. It and The Thing are masterclasses in paranoia and fear, perfect for looking brave for your waifu. Except mine desu. Eris can shapeshift and probably into something like a Thing creature>This is supposed to be scary? I can do that>What do you mean- WHAT THE FUCK>What’s the matter? Don’t you think I’m pretty like this? *smug laughter*
>>155633735She lives in my head rent free.
>>155659496>the Thing is actually one of Eris's monsters
Post your waifu's böööbs
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>>155660191Sure thing dude. Gwenpool has the best boobs in the boob multiverse>>155660229Hers are also quite nice as well
>>155660391That's an intresting picture... I'll leave it at that.>>155660191No.
>>155636160I’d give him a Cubik Rube, a GameChild and have him be around his friend Mitch. That would probably be enough to calm him down.>>155641322A while back, I was absolutely mindbroken over anons implying my husbando was gay for his friend, which also led to me having a burning hatred for Mitch. At some point, I realized there was no way I would keep harassing anons for implying Mitchbey and left for a bit. After the news about a horrific email from a certain fairly odd lunatic, that was the final straw. I also got over my hatred for Mitch and just see them as friends.>>155650460>Maybe Cubey should dress up as a rubiks cube, then he can become one with the cubeness.*facepalms* I am genuinely ashamed for not thinking of that.>>155653539Definitely. He would probably enjoy playing with the leaves and skating around the park.>>155654265What a dick!>>155652860>Disaster MovieI wouldn’t be THAT evil towards him. He’d likely be traumatized to the point he couldn’t sleep for days from that one.
>>155660191Bet they have quite a few scars from her Family hunting trips
>>155660508>Kim's face when anon tells her he spent all their money on videogames and now they are homeless
>>155660508Flatties need not apply
>>155660574Couldn't be me
>>155633744Fall has got to be Ava's favorite season. And Halloween has to be a favorite holiday of hers. No way would she miss out on an opportunity to dress up. I want to dress up in something that matches her. >>155644768With how good she is with fashion, I don't see how she'd be bad with home decor. I dream of being able to decorate our own home together. Seeing what all we'd come up with and how it'd all piece together in the end. I think we'd make something beautiful together. Something we couldn't do on our own>>155646730>>155648704I pray for you, Jinxanon>>155660191But anon, she has none...
>>155653539Yeah!>>155660191
Hey everyone, check out the gifts I bought for Gwenpool and Zone-Tan!!!! I bought Gwen the comic, Reptisaurus, and Zone an omnibus of Golden age horror comics.For Gwen, it’s a reward for winning Ms. /co/, and for Zone, I don’t play favorites so if Gwen gets a gift, so does Zone>>155660508I know you may hate art of your waifu going at it with other people, Kim-anon, but for me, I love it. I view it as the same as the guy who invented texting. He made something hella awesome and instead of keeping it to himself, he shared it with the world for free! It would be a sin to keep the two most badass women of all time for myself, they should be shared with everyone!>>155660574My wives and I would gladly be homeless if it meant we could own Alien vs Predator on Atari Jaguar>>155660747Very nice, new Tiff anon>>155660558Imagine if you tried having sex with her, but when you reach for a condom, she yanks it out of your hand and eats it because she thinks it’s a new dish that modern civilization came up with
I'm sorry /co/...I love her...
>>155661557What you love most about her?
>>155661557No need to apologize, Korra's great in your opinion! I'm sure you'd make her happy. She has some great qualities that aren't coming to my mind but that doesn't matter and is a top tier waifu for you!
I’m very, very sorry /co/…I love this annoying bitch.
>>155660391>>155660191Almost forgot, here’s Zone-Tan’s boobs. She’s more gorgeous than the 10 hour cut of Greed (1924)>>155661557Well she’s quite a hottie. It doesn’t matter what other people think anon, only that you love her>>155661747What’s she from? I see the Jetix logo so I’m already intrigued
>>155661505>when you reach for a condomWhat makes you think I would use a condom Nony?Althoug to be fair she would actually try to eat some plastic shit just because she thought it was a fruit, candy or something, and since she is used to eat raw leathery meat and chew through bone, I am worried she might actually swallow it.>Find her eating something>What you got there?!She starts chewing faster>Have to wrestle her and try to pry her mouth open, but it is like doing it to a full grown bear.>End up having to shove my hand down her throat to fish it out after she starts chocking.I just hope that the theory of "Neandertals used to eat homo sapiens" is wrong, or she might like my taste a little too much>would gladly be homeless if it meant we could own Alien vs Predator on Atari JaguarTo be fair, Gwen is the kind of girl who would make and lose a fortune every few days.Spends all your money in geek stuff and the very next afternoon she comes back from one of her adventures loaded with gold or 1000 dollar bills.I guess my question is, would you go on one of her escapades with her? Or she would appreciate too much the safety and relief you offer her to endanger you like that?
>>155661939Forgot image.fuck
>>155661939Oooooh, going in unprotected? I like your way of thinking.>I just hope that the theory of "Neandertals used to eat homo sapiens" is wrong, or she might like my taste a little too muchJust use one of the fantastic ideas that mankind has come up with. It’s called gloves>would you go on one of her escapades with her? Or she would appreciate too much the safety and relief you offer her to endanger you like that?Of course I’d go on her escapades, afterall, she hated being a normie and wanted a more exciting life, so I would be horrible to try and take that away from herAs for endangerment, I’d be fine. In order to be worthy of her and her crazy awesome lifestyle, I’ve been studying martial arts for ten years, training in the ways of iaijutsu, and been reading books like the Hagakure, the code of Bushido, and Soul of the Samurai. Afterall, she’s a comic book loving ninja, so wouldn’t it be only fair for me to become a comic book loving samurai as complimentary to her?
>>155662055>samurai as complimentary that actually sounds great.But would you wear armor or just a gi like samurai Jack?Also which would be your color scheme to contrast with her Pink-White pattern?
>>155662127A gi, mainly because that’s what my Iaijutsu teacher has us wear, and also because it’s more cinematic that way. I can call myself the Toshiro Mifune of waifufagsAlso, as for pink and white, it’d obviously be black and blue. The color scheme of Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle should make me stand out from herAnd as for you, what would your ideal date with cave girl (I haven’t watched the Croods in a while so I can’t remember her name) be?
>>155650988Cool, living my waifu's dream! It's nice to see other waifus with the same interests as my own, makes me imagine them working on an outfit together. >>155651014Well, good on you for keepin on, Jinxanon. I'm sure she'd be proud.>>155653539Of course, literally my dream date with her. Enjoying the simple things would mean the most to me. The natural beauty and grandeur of just being alive to see the gifts in the world given to us. I couldn't think of any joy greater than to share that hand in hand with another soul.>>155655035>it's still real to me, dammit!>>155656942Hello! Really? I figured you'd have heard of that pretty quick, but glad you are happy at least. >>155659496Damn, that's pretty cool. You could do all kinds of crazy stuff with a shapeshifter, Halloween must be so fun, imagine scaring trick or treaters lol. >>155660191Hmmm, maybe. Pic rel?>>155661505It always delights me to see other people appreciate Leni herself, I agree. Cool comics!
>>155661747>liking the Eastern European equivalent of Lizzie Devine
>>155662469I’ll admit, I spent years not going on /co/ because I’ve been spending so much time with Gwen and Zone that I just kinda forgot to log on. Who would’ve thought a threeway relationship could be this fulfilling?And Leni is a fantastic waifu. I’m personally not a fan of the show she’s from (it’s alright but I prefer my shows to involve more punching) but Leni herself is quite a joy to watch! You’ve got fantastic taste dude!>Cool comicsI always try to go above and beyond for the two best women ever>>155655035Your face isn’t real
>>155660535>a certain fairly odd lunaticSpeaking of which….. it’s back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7WK9_SQ0ohttps://www.tiktok.com/@hazelwellshusband
Been a while since I've been in one of these>>155633744I think all of my waifus would enjoy wearing dumb/sexy costumes for Halloween. As for the change in seasons, I think only Cass would be "excited" for it - she seems a very pumpkin spice sort of lady>>155635654This unironically - I have maladaptive daydreams, and daydreaming about my various waifus unironically helps when I start to feel anxiety>>155636160Prrrrrrrrrrobably?>>155641322See above. My waifus haven't been as fundamental to my mental health as other anons itt, but they've all helped>>155644768Vixem and Twintelle, maybe Rosa and Cass. Everyone else would either be fine or just not care.>>155650170I'm not big into horror movies, so probably either stone-cold classics like Bride of Frankenstein (so I can tell my waifu that the actress playing The Bride was also in Mary Poppins) or dumb shit like Plan 9 From Outer Space>>155653539Yes, of course
>>155660652Flat is justice.
>>155655035
>>155663164Heard an Asmr of Jinx getting jealous and then being all giddy when you and her make up and you tell her you preffer her body, even if she is insecure about her flat chest.Really found that idea cute
>>155660191Yes, sir!>>155661505Nice haul!
>>155662223>Blue and black
>>155662965Oh. Oh no.
>>155663221Wholesome Girlfriend's Jinx ASMR series is audio kino. She nails Jinx's voice and mannerisms while crafting very plausible, in-character scenarios for her. I love how the relationship with Jinx builds over time as she lowers her guard and reveals more about herself to the listener, to the point where there's casual make-out sessions and even the implication of sex. It's all so engaging and, frankly, beautiful. I hope the series will continue some day.God, I'm so in love with this girl. When I finally pass from this wretched world, I hope I find myself reincarnated in Zaun, wrapped in the warm embrace of my blue-haired terror-queen.
>>155660191Her bosom is not for gawking eyes of lustful strangers. >>155663164Flat or busty it does not matter. What does is looking into her eyes and seeing the beautiful soul that lies within her.
>>155662965Assuming OnlyHusbandOfHazelWells is a completely different Hazel yume judging by the fact they’re male and their art is different, this one may be worse than Enoshibaa (our Hazelschizo).>he ships Dev with HIS OWN FATHER>he sent rape threats to a conspirator>he harassed the creator of A New WishThe fact there’s two people who think Hazel is their soulmate and harass anyone who thinks otherwise using the name of God as an excuse genuinely scares me.
>>155634008>angel Nice. You got the new stuff yet?
>>155661830>What’s she from?This is Polly McShane from The Kids From Room 402.Some fat nerdy kid who claims to be from Lithuania, has a pet goat and has a weird autistic obsession with spoons.
>>155663311So you’re saying I’m->>155663251Hey thanks bro! Would Pantha enjoy Mexican Luchador comics about characters like El Santos?
>>155664898There’s TWO OF THEM?!?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
Rolling to see which waifu I draw.
>>155665216Is that show any good?
>>155665402Damn, no matches. Guess I'll just post Pearl.
>>155660191Ugh, fine, but only because you asked so nicely
>>155660191This is the best I have lol, at least canonically. They were only ever shown once for a few frames in The Blessed Union>>155661747>>155665216Honestly pretty based. I remember this show >>155665210What new stuff, anon?
>>155665483What would the draw be? Matching last two post digits?
>>155666723Oh yeah, you'll need to check the lost inbox for that.
>>155660652You should kill yourself NOW.>>155661557I'm sorry for how they treated your waifu.>>155663978>Her bosom is not for gawking eyes of lustful strangers.Based take.>>155665483>>155665402What matches? How can you roll here? Bazed off the last two digits of any post? I don't think that'll work buddy... but thanks for unintentionally choosing my other wife >>155663152Always makes my heart go aflutter when just thinking of wife.
Imagine if your Waifu was Russian...
>>155668393Ok now what?
>>155668393Comrade Velvette...
>>155663978>What does is looking into her eyes and seeing the beautiful soul that lies within her.Couldn't have said it better myself.>>155668393Jinxanya Shimmerovich Silcorova from the city of Zaunisk in the Piltoveraya Oblast.
>>155665227Given how most of the comics starring luchadors (at least in Mexico) are all about fighting mad scientists, she'd probably find them a little dry - she seems like the kind of women who reads to escape her normal life>>155668393But I already have a Russian waifu!
>>155665402You should draw my cube boy.
>>155668393Nothing changes at all except for the country she’s patriotic towards.She was clearly very Soviet-coded.
Happy Wednesday bros.
>>155668393This means that we’re in an alternate reality where instead of being into Marvel comics, Gwenpool is into Bubble comics. Instead of Peter Parker Spider-Man being her idol, it’s Major Grom For Zone-Tan, things would mostly be the same, with the exception being that Ecchication is now used to teach the viewers English instead of Japanese>>155669366Oh you’re right! She’s probably find them too relatable!
>>155662965>>155664898Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created.
I'm so excited to cook for my baby today, I'm thinking of making my favorite pasta recipe. Cooking for him makes me feel like a housewife lol What would (You) cook for waifu? Or alternatively, what would you like waifu to cook for (You)?
>>155671148>What would (You) cook for waifu?Honestly not a good cook. But since I don't think she's very into fancy food I could just make her a sandwich.>Or alternatively, what would you like waifu to cook for (You)?Sandwich... I think
>>15566617690s dial-up flashbacks.
>>155668875DaBest designer.Better than Hugo Boss
>>155668393>Lives in the cold tundra instead of the desert and tropical hotlands.>Wears more animal pelts to keep herself warm>Probably likes to cuddle a lot more to keep warmthBautiful.It made me crave to rewatch Ice Age now tho.
>>155633744>>155660191Yes and very. Picrel>>155636160Probably not- I’ve long accepted someone like that would ruin my life.>>155644768Surprisingly yes. Just ignore the smell (or don’t if that’s your jam)
>>155653539I think she’d be more likely to bring a frisbee and we’d still end up in a street hockey money match.>>155671148I think I’d pass on any rat jerky. I would make her some fried rice though. Ideally with some lemon pepper wings.
>>155672707The smell is what makes the cave feel like home, it's what let's you know you have a family in there.Or at least that's what mine says
>>155672814>it's what let's you know you have a family in there.Or just someone that doesn’t bathe
>>155671148>Waifu cookingProbably doesn't even know how to roast a marshmallow, but why would I need her to cook when she is such a snack herself?>Me cooking.Whatever she brings from her hunting trips. And It would be expensive as shit but I am sure I can go buy some fried chicken or something for the times where her and her family fail on their breakfast runThat's another thing whoever dates her, also dates her family, but they seem reasonable enough.And that is another point of discussionWould (you) anons get along with waifu's family?
>>155634406Yes.
>>155672971You are a lucky man anon
>>155671356>Hugo BossAre you sure?
>>155673111>Would (you) anons get along with waifu's family?They seem normal enough for the time we see them in volume 6. Dunno what they'd thing of their daughter dating a foreigner. Couldn't be that bad it's canada after all.
>>155662788Thanks! and fair enough, it's not really a show you watch for fast paced things like that. I haven't seen much zone stuff but she seems cool, and gwenpool's comics seem like fun too. >>155663978I can respect that. >>155664898I remember a few people trying to pin that on the loud house fandom, I thought that was very strange considering the person's obsession was around a FOP character. >>155668393Wait a minute...>Leni>Add n>LeninI guess Russian Leni prefers the color red. Ngl Leni with a thick accent would be pretty cute. Hmm....>>155669729Happy Wednesday! >>155671148>(You) cookMaybe a parfait or grill that girl a steak. She probably won't finish it, though, I think she's a light eater. I'd like to try crepes. >for (You) Salmon, she made it herself very well in the show, even if it was a one off. >>155671319Sandwich is always a good answer. But what kind of sandwiches, maybe?>>155673111>Would (you) anons get along with waifu's family?If we're close in age, yes absolutely. If I were just warped into her world without any changes a la toonstruck, no, not at all, they'd hate my guts.
>>155673111It’s a bit up in the air if she even has one. Presumably she was originally adopted by talking cats, but since even that got erased from her timeline, she may have been a legit street urchin.
>>155673607>Sandwich is always a good answer. But what kind of sandwiches, maybe?For me? I like ham and cheeseFor her? Probably also something worh ham unless she asks for something specific.
She's in a bad place right now. Her entire life has been to serve and succeed in war.She was neglected by her parents and never learned to trust in people thus she never made real connections, but I'm standing beside her despite everything.I won't enable her, but I'll always support her.
>>155674125Seems like the kind who is prompt to lash out.Are you strong enough to hold her in place while letting her know youbare not leaving her?
>>155673977Kim kind of strikes me as someone that likes a lot of spicier foods. Pepper jack or habanero cheddar on anything that could want it sounds like a safe bet to me
>>155674622Yeah I can honestly see that.
>>155674622>>155674717>Kissing her after she ate a whole sandwich with extra habanero cheddar
>>155674438I have to believe in myself for both of us.
>>155674125Pretty based NGL.
>>155675845>That coatF For Valentino
Your waifu is posting on 4chan right now. What is she typing?
>>155677053She clicks random keys on the computer.She doesn't even know she is posting on a spear crafting australian board, she just likes the sound the keys make
>>155677053
>>155677053Most likely something rude to vent her negative feelings.
>>155674125>won't enable her>instantly enables her with le neglectAh yes, being scolded for throwing rocks at ducks totally forced her to joke about her cousin dying, or gleefully laugh when recounting plans to have her brother killed by their own father, or taunt him when their mother vanishedEven in the idealized realm of waifufaggotry if you coddle her cracker-jack-ass behavior with the excuse of "muh childhood" she's never going to see you as a person, only another dupe or tool to use and lord over as long as it suits her before throwing you away
>>155677301she is so autistic and outdated she probably goes in a long kilometric tirade to try and offend a random anon by saying how his mother comes from a poor clan without honor or something.Then the anon repplies with some basic shit like "cope" or "ywbaw" and that only angers her more.Get her away from the puter anon
>>155673111>Would (you) anons get along with waifu's family?I can see myself getting along with Vi in an idealized world where she was never seduced by evil Piltie vagina magic and remained a cool big sister. I'd introduce her to trap metal and MMA.>>155674125Glad to see you, Azulabro.>>155677053She's shitposting on /k/ and /diy/.
>>155677977>Jinx shitposting on /k/
>>155669729Happy Wednesday, Velvetanon.>>155671148I don't know if she knows how to cook. I'd probably go with roasted chicken and whatever vegetables are in season.>>155673111I think I could get along with her cousins well enough.>>155677053No idea. I don't check /fa/ very often.
>>155677482>she's never going to see you as a personThat was never my goal.I only want her to be happy and safe.I want her to smile.I want her to make friends, to trust people. Learn to love and to know she's so much more than a weapon or monster that her parents saw her as and that it's never too late to change for yourself.
>been waiting with bated breath for the next wednesday to finally come around>mfw I find this on my lunch break and see that it's been up for days and I somehow went most of the week without seeing it in the catalogueI'll try to answer some of the questions later and hopefully catch up with the rest of the thread>>155656942hey Zonepoolfriend. I actually wanted to congratulate you on your wife's victory last thread but you'd already dipped by the time I got around to it. anyway, happy for you bro!>>155671148>letting your husbando sleep on your tummysupremely based and absolutely blessed>What would (You) cook for waifu? Or alternatively, what would you like waifu to cook for (You)?I'll skip the first part since I've already gone into that a couple times, for me though I think I'd probably appreciate Arcee making comfy low effort meals from my childhood the most as autistic as that might sound. things like grilled cheese, chicken strips, perogies, manchild meals essentially.just replying now so I don't need to doublepost later>>155635654very nice draw Kimbro>>155650460>>155650170>Christinelol honestly shame on me for not having watched or read this yet
>tell Azula ywnbaw>she posts nudes for proof
>>155679004I don't think she's that naive
>>155668393>Mayberry is now a CossackSweet. >>155669729And tomorrow is the month of spooks https://youtu.be/5ppu5BsqKck>>155669862Possibly >>155671148>What would (You) cook for waifu or alternatively, what would you like waifu to cook for (You)?Depends on the day or what we have. >>155677053Probably venting at the lesbian art of her. That is If she bothers to know or even use 4chan. >>155677195 That too. >>155673111>Would (you) anons get along with waifu's family?Sad to say her family isn't shown, apart from her ex-husband. Though the answer remains the same, I believe there would be no issues.
>>155668393Well for starters, he’d be less of a Dot Man fan and more of a fan of whatever the WHTRJ? universe’s equivalent of Tetris is.>>155671148I’d probably make/order him a pizza. He’d really enjoy that for sure.>>155673111We don’t see his family but I’d imagine they’d want me nowhere near him. Also, checked.>>155677053He probably would shitpost on /v/ and it’s numerous offshoots (probably with a little help from Mitch)Anyways, what music would waifu enjoy? Personally, I could see Cubey being into rock, disco, new wave and novelty. He’d specifically enjoy Weird Al and DEVO (yes, I’m aware the latter would be a little ironic for obvious reasons).
>>155677053Probably shitposting to rile people up for entertainment, honestly
>>155679114>Vel and Mayberry hanging out and making fun of the lesbian art of them
>>155679114>apart from her ex-husband.By the reaction she had my best guess is that she had a rough background and her family is a sensitive topic.Hopefully you can provide the sense of security and support she craves
>>155678819And she's never gonna change if you babymode her like thatCongrats, you're not just a doormat, you're an actual hazard to your waifu's wellbeing
>>155679599Not at all. I don't enable her bad choices or judge her for them and when she trips, I'll offer my hand to help her up. I'm here to support her however I can in a healthy manner. That's what it means to love someone unconditionally.
>>155679702Nta but he is right.She has a little too much fire in her and what she needs is a cold iron furnace that contains her heat, not a warm blanket that only will fuel it and burn itself in the process.Might some crude but you gotta be the alpha of the pack, show her who's boss, earn her respect, show her you are someone who can keep her in place, something she can bounce off of.Someone who is not only strong enough to witstand her crazy side, but also hold her, protect her or catch her when she falls.
>>155679353I believe it'd be a cute interaction.>>155679391>By the reaction she had my best guess is that she had a rough background and her family is a sensitive topic.I interpret that the affair along with its aftermath left a deep scar in her mental state rather than a rough or bad family background, but I sadly can't say that possibility is off the table, reciting from personal experience. >Hopefully you can provide the sense of security and support she cravesGod willing and God hoping, I will do my best.
>>155679843>God willing and God hopingDoes she allow you to use such holy words and fair language anon?
Relatively new on the scene but Clara hits all my buttons. I know it looks like tumblr shit but it's more like the original run of tank girl so far
>>155679809>4chan user gives relationship advice on /co/ of all boards
>>155679809I have to believe that it's not all in vain.
>>155679889I must be modest an a gentlemen when a lady is present. Sadly given the circumstances that the utterances of Holy words hurt her I will reduce them in her presence, but will find a workaround.
>>155680036Is not relationship advice, is common sense from a narrative perspective.>Spoiled and pushed to perfection by her father>Her bratty behaviour and cruel tendencies encouraged instead of disciplined>Mother resents father so she picks son as her favorite instead.>Bullies brother (since violence is the only language she is good in) in an attempt to get also mom's attention>She alienates her harder>Grows in a place where everyone either feared her or her father, so nothing that pushed back, no one to question her, no "real people" to lean into>Just her distant father that only seemed to give her his approval when she displayed some form of mastery in bellic arts that would help HIM to use her in the future.>Thus conditioning her to feel like being this over achiever, angry, cruel and perfectionist version of herself is the only way she could find some resemblances of love and even then isn't enough, that the relationship of master and tool was the only for of connection there wasIs no wonder she went crazy, she was raised to live in a world of doors and tools, everyone either a door to be pushed and walked through or destroyed to pass, or a tool to be used then discarded
>>155680236Just so you know, I'd knock you the fuck out for talking like that around her.
>>155680578Just so you know, that would only serve to confirm that you are just another pawn to move around and use as she pleases.You are not really helping her anon, just turning yourself into her attack dog.
>>155680578Besides at what part did I offended her?If anything I was being extremely understanding of her circumstances and not taking into account her own faults in this
>>155680612Your attempt at gaslighting is sounding more like internalized projecting.
>>155673607Zone-Tan’s show is good if you like comedies like Space Ghost: Coast to Coast or the Eric Andre show, but with a Newgrounds touch.Gwen’s comics are very fun. Despite her being called Gwenpool, I would actually say she’s more similar to the DC character, Ambush Bug, than she is Deadpool. Less raunchy and more cartoony>>155673111Most likely, but they’d probably hate the fact that instead of a Church, we use their basement as a Chapel to get married in>>155671148Of course. I would cook them 5 star meals like Welch Fruit Snacks, Smuckers PB&J, and Spaghetti Os>>155677977A fellow MMA practitioner? Nice. Waifuists who do MMA are a cut above the restRocky would’ve been a better movie if Adrian was replaced with an Esdeath dakimakura
>>155678935Howdy RC-anon! Thanks for the congratulations! The only thing left now is for Zone-Tan to win next year then our world will have ascended to greatnessBy the way, did you watch Transformers: The Movie for its 40th anniversary in theaters? I did and it’s still a masterpiece
>>155678935>very nice draw KimbroThat was a request, not my art.
>>155633744Despite the somewhat disturbing origin of the preference, I think she would still genuinely love the fall season and Autumn dates in the park would be heavenly >>155653539I don't get big Halloween girl impressions and she'd probably only dress up if work called for it but she might enjoy handing out candy to kids. >>155636160There's a world of "if's and what's" that demand consideration but of course I'm prepared to do all that I can>>155678935 >see that it's been up for days and I somehow went most of the week without seeing it in the catalogueYeah same lol
>>155680913I was going to drive out of town to see it since there weren't any showings in my city, but I waited until the last second and then managed to sabotage myself with poor time management and a general lack of oversight. it was and still is extremely frustrating that I missed it but I've managed okay on not dwelling on it too much.at this point I'm just waiting for the next live action flick and hoping that Bay-Sama is merciful enough to throw a bone to fembot enjoyers this time around.very cool that you managed to go yourself though, even besides seeing Arcee in all of her perfect radiant loveliness on the big screen I'm sure the movie itself would've been epic to experience in the theatre.>>155681663oh my bad
>>155682139I’m sorry you didn’t get to see it Arcee-anon. Luckily though, Transformers is probably going to keep making movies till the end of time, so you’ll have other opportunities
>>155677053Posting about her cat on /an/, asking for advice on how to make him more agreeable and arguing with someone when they say he's ugly. Also lurking on /a/ and (maybe) despite her better judgment, /biz/>>155668393>Power Girl wearing an ushanka
Spooky Month is here, and my queen's birthday is only nine days away.>>155680880>A fellow MMA practitioner?No, sorry. I'm just saying that Vi would be into it.
>>155633735My wife is Amity Blight I have been drawing her for almost 6 years>>155633744She seems like she'd love the fall weather, wearing her cute lil cat sweater>>155641322Honestly I don't even know where to begin, I've gone through several down periods during my time with her.>>155644768She seems like she has good taste>>155650170We could watch Beetlejuice, that'd be fun.>>155653539I'm sure she'd love that, I think I'd prefer something more secluded though. I'd do it for her.>>155660191Boobies are niceI guess I'll ask a question.Have any anons here had a waifu long enough that the passion isn't what it used to be but you still love her and want to keep trying to make her part of your life in whatever way you can?I kinda feel like the honeymoon phase with Amity is over and has been for maybe a year now but I don't want to give up on her y'know
>>155677053Probably replying to a shitpost on /pw/, or making douchebags on /fit cry
>>155677053I'd tell her to start using better imageboards. And to never use 4chan.>>155682139Nah it's fine. I think.>>155683163Shoutout zyzz may he rest in peace.t. Non-/fit/fag>>155683152>Have any anons here had a waifu long enough that the passion isn't what it used to be but you still love her and want to keep trying to make her part of your life in whatever way you can?I guess? Maybe? I dunno how to explain how I precisely feelings towards kim outside that I really love kim. Like I'm willing to go to hell and back for her. And much much more.
>>155683200>I'm willing to go to hell and back for her. And much much more.Wholesome and same here for AmityMaybe I shouldn't worry too much about it
>>155679178>filenameYOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY :-)
>>155682139my mecha wife
>>155682971Well it definitely seems like something she’d be intoYou reminded me that I really need to watch Arcane season 2>>155683152> Have any anons here had a waifu long enough that the passion isn't what it used to be but you still love her and want to keep trying to make her part of your life in whatever way you can?Nope, I still love them just as much as the day I first met them. In fact, after nearly seven years, my love for them has only grown. The time I spend with them is just one infinite honeymoon of superhero movie marathons and Captain Crunch eating contests
Domain expansion bump!
>>155684483Thanks
Does your waifu enjoy watching bad movies with you?
>>155685001I’m about to respond but first, bump
>>155685001Anyways, I’m back. Yes, me and my awesome wives enjoy watching bad movies very much. It’s what we do every Monday for date night. If it’s not terrible movies, it’s us watching terrible tv shows, or playing terrible video games. Next week, we’re going to be playing Batman: Dark Tomorrow together and it’s going to be so much fun!I love them so much. I have no idea what I’d be without them.
hot waifu eating BEAN
>>155687557She would stop eating beans in general after hearing this
Gotta ring in the season properly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU35oCHGhJ0
>>155685001Might depend on the movie in question, I'm more likely to go on a tangent on how it could've been fixed/been done properly than rifftrax it, but again it depends on the film. Also sad news Cronos of Venom has died. RIP( though sadly fitting for October), would your waifu enjoy Black Metal https://youtu.be/rYg5c_LrsRk>>155688666With even Satanic trips
>>155687557Now I’m imagining both Gwen and Zone eating raw beans like Rorschach
>>155633735Jucika!
>>155691345Does she ever speak or is she purely a silent protagonist?
>>155682531thanks anon. I'm sure Arcee wouldn't want me to get hung up on it either.>>155683779would you still love her if she were a world-devouring celestial colossus?
>>155687557>ayo 'dis waifu eatin' beans!
>>155692927>"Yo, she deadass be eating beans on toast!" >Vel grew to resent the Imps.
>>155692814>would you still love her if she were a world-devouring celestial colossus?Speaking from the perspective of an adjacent sort of waifu I'm not much one for macro but the pure love of man for robot can prevail over many hurdles
Argh, delayed again. >>155673977Can't go wrong with Ham.>>155674125That must make for an interesting relationship, if you mean loving her while opposing the warfare aspect morally. >>155677053Undoubtedly on /fa/, but not knowing board stuff so everyone assumes she's a newfag.>Do you girls think your anon would wear a costume for Halloween? What would he dress up as? >>155678935This image is awesome. That might just be the most powerful Arcee form. Good to see you again! >not having watched or read this yetIf you do, please let me know what you think of it, I'm keenly intrigued what someone who's waifu can turn into a car would think of it.>>155679178That's a pretty wide range. >what music would waifu enjoyHer favorite was referred to as "slow jams" in promo material for a musical episode I think. So kinda non-specific, but Boys 2 Men type stuff, maybe pop, etc. I'd like to show her some more genres and see what she thinks of them. >>155679938Hey, no problem, welcome. Waifu is waifu, anon, what do you like about her?
And here is a caveleni I drew, cause I was listening to some jungleish stuff and it put the idea in my head. Now her and Eep can hang out lol. >>155680880Space ghost I remember liking, I should finish that show too. >Less raunchy and more cartoonySounds right up my alley, then. >>155682139Also very nice art here, looks great. >>155682971Time for spooky waifus! I gotta draw a halloween Leni at some point this month. The holiday pieces might just be my favorites, desu.>>155683152>QuestionNot in any serious way, no. I mean I'm comfortable with her, if that's what you mean. I remember those early days as a maturing young man where thinking about her made me experience un-replicable, beautiful, burning hot feelings spurred on by the intense hormones of late puberty, but I wouldn't call that settling "losing the spark", if that's what you mean. We're just getting older, I think. I still get that feeling, via methods I will not describe here. Oh, the memories...>>155685001Eh... I think she might get bored. Leni might think it's a normal movie, but she'd be glad to spend time with someone she loves at least.>>155687557Just one?
Waifu is so perfect
>>155694562Hahaha that's excellentCareful not to get clubbed over the head
>>155694562Should have drawn leni like those pulp cavewomen art.
>>155694562She's got the talking club.
>>155694562Unbelievably cute anon>her and Eep can hang outI bet she would be as joyful as she can be to have a her as a friend, thank you!
>>155692814>would you still love her if she were a world-devouring celestial colossus?Nta but absolutely
