I delcare this book to be truly the worst spider-man book ever of this year marvel should be ashamed of themselves for putting this out piece of this shit book and Nick Lowe be fired as a result. That's how bad it is really a true disgrace to the spider-man legacy
>>155645741You mean decade
>>155645741>imagine reading this
>>155647259A Gwenchizo thread, a Gwenschizo impostor thread, or ASM #1000?
>>155645741Ok retard.How are my OsbornBros doing?
>>155647358Delete this
I declare Gwenschizo is and always has been a rape victim.
>>155647511how about we delete the ASM #1000 instead>>155647315>>155647358Yes go ahead and laugh for now but if the ASM gets canned for good a result due to the very poor sales then you will not be so smug then.
>>155648548This is spam
>>155649418kiss that book goodbye you can thank Nick Lowe for his stupidity. Mark my words from now less and less are going to buy it untill soon they won't be anybody left who gives a shit to buy itR.I.P. this tiime for real very soon now.
>>155649490Spam idiot.
>>155649567No this time the end is coming for sure and all thanks to Nick Lowe.It's over
>>155645741so like when did cromac become a super villain?
it bored me. This Ravage guy is no Venom
>>155649842literally that issue.I mean it was kinda implied he had a dark side but yeah just that issue. I wouldnt doubt if he has nothing to do with the parkers and it was just something he managed to fiddle with existence.
>>155645741kek, and when it's so easy to set up a whole decade of ASM great stories.
>>155649418I think Gwenschizo should be drawn and quartered by the jannies and he has 2 threads up right now, so yeah as always /co/ jannies need to remove this fuck.
>>155649945they already tried this back in the 80s.
>>155649790Enough with your spam.
>>155645741>delcare this book to be truly the worst spider-man book ever of this yearworst spider-man book of this year so far
>>155649908They're going to spend the next year or so building up his character in bits and pieces. This shit is going to end with Peter being forced to accept the May is happy with knowing her biological son and forgetting Peter and he's going to angst over May and Cormac being family for a few years while he's forced to the sidelines until Lowe tanks the sales so hard they're forced to chamge writers. No way they wrap up hos introduction, origins and defeat in three issues.
>>155650172So he’s Paul 2.0? Bad news for the diehard Paulfags then.
>>1556499451 gorillion dollars
>>155650172>give aunt may a stroke>yes Cormac I will leave her in your care
>>155650172They are moving peter from NY to LAMiles will be the only spider-man title because cormac will mindbreak peter hard.
>>155650172I don’t know, after how shit Torment was I’m sure they can wrap up Cormac in 3 issues.
At least Peter and MJ started dating in latest Venom Leaks are out
>>155645741>The book I have been hating before it even came out is the worst thing ever!>Source: My butthurtOK, unc. Time to go back to bed
No comment on WW3? Keep nuking then Putinchad.
>>155654470They'll break up again soon, don't worry
>>155654470Where are the leaks?
>>155654907I made it up.
>>155654907Give me your credit card info and I'll send it to you
>>155654925No, just post the leak with the n word like normal.
>>155652878>The villain for the 1,000th issue of the flagship title of the company gets killed off after three issuesKek, I doubt it'll happen but it would be funny to see him die and never be mentioned again after being hyped up over the past year.
>>155654959
>>155655010I hope he is revealed to be harry osbornes AI Brain in a clone of uncle ben.
>>155655082Is that hunter shafer and tom holland?
>>155655114Harry and Mysterio can't keep coming to the rescue of bad plots like this.My best boys keep carrying the bags like this.
>>155650286They already reached perfection with Paul, Cormac is just a piss-poor imitation. Cormac is the Demiurge and Paul is the genuine God.
>>155654879This obsession with Russia starting WW3 & nobody else
>>155656365As opposed to an obsession with Mephisto?
>>155656365All Russia is doing in that story is retaliating against direct foreign aggression by American super soldiers (Nu Miracle Man and Bucky)
>>155656463Meanwhile Captain America was whored out to Mephisto.
>>155656497Paul made a deal with Mephisto and walked away with Mephisto's soul.
>>155656401See what I mean? >>155656516
>>155656523
>>155656592Now do what you've been doing again but with Putin wearing the Spider-Man mask this time.
>>155656647I only take orders from Paul "Favorite Son of the One Above All" Rabin.
>>155656678>doesn't do itI guess you tell me that Eman Esfandi from picrel supports Putin and WW3.
>>155651806>>yes Cormac I will leave her in your carePeter can't force Aunt May to let him look after her, are you dumb?
Cormac doesn't have the same staying power as Venom does he's going to be forgotten and brushed under the rug within a year at the most.
>>155657781Place you're bets and screen shot them. Is Corman a1) Chameleon academy person like Teresa2) Life Model Decoy3) Mephisto fuckery4) Hob Goblin fuckery5) Jackal fuckery6) Doc Ock fuckery7) Ben/Chasm fuckery8) Paul magic fuckery9) Symbiote fuckery (king in black, symbiote cult, etc...)10) From an alternate reality but is who he says he is. 11) Actually May and Ben son that just happens to be costumed person with memory altering powers.12) The friends we made along the way13)Other (list answer)14)The Other (Spider totem bullshit) My money is on Ben or Paul
>>155658598i mean, why is 11 the most stupid.
Cormac Pit Monster
>>155658598I think they're retarded enough to be serious about him being May and Ben's evil long-lost son, but if they're not serious or they change their minds, my money is on him being a hybrid clone of the two, created by the Jackal and given mind-altering powers with mumbo jumbo science that might as well be magic.
>>155654879That is happened later on, apparently, in like #1002 or #1003
>Therese>Cormac>The android parents>The parentd being spiesWhy the fuck are they obsessed with Peter's family?
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>>155659211Because Peter was an orphan, it makes sense to bring family members into the story. If may had stayed dead in 400, marvel would have brought out an imposter at one point. Hell i would argue Ben and Kaine are his long lost brothers, with twist.Bringing his parents back then ditching them was the second biggest waste of time in the run of ASM. The first being OMD after spending 20 years on the marriage they just get rid of it. these jokers cant be taken serious.
>>155659211Peter can't have a future and so they are forever dredging up and reinventing his past.Hence random childhood friend never mentioned prior #1000 fucking issues who ran with Peter during their little rascal days. Fucking hell Kelly is really writing by the numbers.
>>155658598I think Cormac is legit but he's definitely going to spin it and take advantage of May's amnesia situation by saying Peter was never thier family or something to that extent that and this is probably what leads to him relocating to LA.The big death will be Norman though
>>155660611I feel like with all the Norman stuff we need to get Harry back into the fold somehow
>>155660858How so harry is dead after all. Next thing you will say is that the Gwen Stacy should be brought back and replace mary jane
>>155649908This is one of the big problems with modern comics. They can't let stuff cook. They introduce a new character and then BAM out the gate he's the new villain we're supposed to care about. You know Peter's parents weren't a particularly powerful plot but they at leasted pretended
>>155660611>I think Cormac is legit.I don't know, if they didn't have the balls to bring Richard and Mary back and instead made them LMD and they don't have the balls to make Teresa a thing. Not even a female clone of Peter with false memories or something and they didn't have any interest in any of May's extended family stickin around after her wedding with JJJ Sr. I don't see Cormac being a long term change in status quo. If he is legit, May will get her memories of him erased and he''l die of fuck off never to be hear from again or something like that. The fact that it seems like he has the power to erase peoples memories makes me wonder if he can implant memories too?>>155661232They've brought him back from the dead before. Hell, they brought Ned back right after killing Harry off again. It's like they knew the can't use Flash or Robbie as the family man BFF with a troubled relapse into super villainy and they were like we can't bring Harry back we just killed him. I know, will bring back Ned and make him the Hob Goblin again.
>>155660611>Relocating to LAWait, I haven't heard of this
>>155659257>Paul Grant, the actor who played an Ewok in Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi, passed away at the age of 56 on March 20, 2023Paulfag...
>>155645741>I delcareIronically you're probably gonna end up getting people to defend the book solely because of how obnoxious you've been for the past few days
>>155662608Is he the Gwenschizo? He types pretty similarly to him.
>>155662608We can still ram shit down someone's throat while saying it's shit.
>>155662623
>>155660611>this is probably what leads to him relocating to LA.What are you talking about?
>>155647315All.
Where's the dump thread
>>155666016In Lowe's ass...where it belongs.
>>155662623He's made you as crazy as he is.
