Best character editionQOTT: If Eridan is your fave, or one of your faves. What about him appeals to you?Last Dream Bubble: >>155638897Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77289109-9096-3832
>>155651325>What about him appeals to you?his interactions with karkatthey seem more sincere and caring than whatever bullshit gamkar is
Ok we had our fun with serious discussions in the last thread can we talk about which characters we'd fuck in this one
isn't canon that rustbloods only live like 30 years or something? what's going to happen to aradia?
guys prospitcest anon is kill
>>155651381having sex with meenah would give you alien STDs
>>155651390Godtiers live foreverIt's a cheatcode for rusties
Round 2 start!
>>155651391till tomorrow i meanbanned for being too based
>>155651409what did they do
>>155651325He's just such a lovable fishboy who needs a hug.
lily girlcock sperm in my mouth.
>>155651411some jannie banned her from posting cuz she used a pic of her oc lmao
Wait if rustbloods only live for 30 years when is the right time to fuck them?
>>155651399man lucky that karkat is a limeblood
>>155651399she's shown to have aged up in bc. so she's going to keep aging and then....?also sollux is just one cast above her, meaning his lifespan is also really short. what's going to happen to their relationship?!
>>155651418*nodding* yes
>>155651418homo
>>155651432The age up thing is just a handwave to keep people from calling them pedos for their shitThey should all have remained frozen at the age they died at
>>155651381All the girlsBut they would be fuck me with their troll futa tentacle dicks
>>155651425You can always fuck a rustie anonLower castes are just objects you can use anytime you want, not unlike onaholes
>>155650908Sorry for the late response. I was busy.Jack getting a pathetic end could have been done. I agree him going down in style could have been thematically wrong.Just have the exile pull some trick he didnt see coming, cut off his hand and leave him to wander the dead earth. But thats just a hypothetical.However downtrodden or sympathetic jack was he destroyed 2 universes and characters we care about. Even if hes a victim of lord english like everyone else he’s still too dangerous to let wander scot free. In beyond canon hes still around up to no good. But we are talking about homestuck proper where he should still get his just desserts. He was never a deep character. His role was a force of nature. One way or another he needed to be left behind in the acts where he shined.
>>155651380>they seem more sincere and caring than whatever bullshit gamkar isThat's 100% intentional
>>155651325Eridan mention!!!It's a shame he was just a joke character to Hussie because I was actually interested in how shitty his life was. He was forced to be an Orphaner to prevent a doomsday beast from killing everyone but was affected by the victims left in his wake, it was a thankless job that was mentally taxing. His highblood bravado was fake bullshit that was called out by Karkat, Feferi and Sollux but I get why he felt the need to do it as a means to protect himself. Not only from societal pressure but possibly an attempt to spare himself from caring about any lowblood that would die far sooner before he did. With Karkat pregame if felt like he could delude himself into not thinking about it because of the ambiguity of his caste. He was a lonely chud that didn't know how to talk to people and because he didn't know how to talk to people it made people avoid him more which just made him fester with all these horrible feelings. It's hard not to feel sorry for him and wonder how he'd turn out if his friends gave half a shit about him. (I'm still tilted about meddlesome Maryam brushing him off despite their civil conversations.)Also Princes are molestable.
>>155651325If you think that shit looks tough you are legit coping lmao
Ok now post Eridan art
>>155651570imagine malding over eridan op rofl
>>155651325Hes a pretentious, spiteful little chud much like myself
>>155651526I am sorry but I can't really comment on anything past the original comic I have yet to read the epilogues and Beyond Canon, I will soon I just have been busy.>Just have the exile pull some trick he didnt see coming, cut off his hand and leave him to wander the dead earth. But thats just a hypothetical.What I thought happened, was that he died shortly after PM cut off his hand, like looking at MsPaint were his final moments, that was a good ending to me, it seems that is not the case according to the epilogues and beyond canon, so I don't know, I guess I'll find out when I read them, apologies for my lack of knowledge
>>155651595I agree beyond canon should not really be relevant for the comic itself. And its been awhile since ive read that part of the comic so im hazy about how his fate was portrayed there
>>155650628here's your request bro its yours!
>>155651581>Eridan looking like a male lead in a gook webtoon for ovulating womenI hate that it works
>>155651619In the end she still admits to being a girl
>>155651595>I am sorry but I can't really comment on anything past the original comicYou can't even comment on the original one after you got major plot events wrong like thinking Jack died. Maybe go back and reread it without constantly touching your pussy to how heckin valid roxy was
>>155651635not fact checked and FALSE
>>155651648>Doesn't show up after this when almost every character does >Somehow thinking he died is wrong without knowledge of the sequelsHe looks like a fucking crashlanded dead alien here
>>155651658>I just like being a masc girldirect quote from the image
>>155651648why are you fantasizing about anons touching their pussies anon?
>>155651648Tbh he isn't wrong, but I would not put it that way.
>>155651666>666so true satan
>>155651666>He looks like a fucking crashlanded dead alien heremkay retard gonna completely ignore the wrapping on his arm to save him
>>155651674Actually I'm asking that she touch her pussy less not more so she can actively read the comic
I’ll just ascend to god tier while nobody is looking
>>155651666How would homestuck change if carapacians had antenna like most bugs
>>155651666He was clearly left alive stop being bad faith.
who here likes striderslop
>>155651547>they act genuinely exactly the way my friends acted, I had a Dirk, I had a Jake, I had a Jane, I was the Roxy, like while reading it I was "holy shit this is so relatable"This explains so much about you anon
>>155651666ngl i thought the same thing becuz of the white eyes i forgot thats just normal for him
>>155651717Now I'me left wondering if they where really Roxy or if its jus projecting from knowing Roxy transitions in Meat.
i… hate… striderslop…
i also thought jack died because im stupid sorry
>>155651714Me
i was the june of the friend group. good times i swear. i had nothing to lose
>>155651758Show us your penis now now now now
>>155651758so you're crippling depressed abandoned by all and use transitioning as cope?
>>155651750*puts your stupid face between breads* you are an idiot sandwich
>>155651750expected behavior from a strider poster
>>155651768Nta but this is me word by word except for the transitioning part. Which is probably why the only thing I liked about the epilogues was John.
>>155651787Honestly I prefer depressed and angry john to his normal self, at least that is more interesting compared to that boring self.
>>155651768only when i got better i transitioned. it wasnt a reactionary thing
>>155651828Hope you're living your best life now godspeed juneanon
>>155651828planet earth is blue and theres nothing i can do
>>155651849thanks
>>155651778we're stupid and hot
>>155651866what do you mean anon
You will never be a real satyr. You have no tail, you have no hooves, you have no horsecock. You are an autohomoerotic cuttlefish twisted by fujoslop into a crude mockery of the Prince of Heart’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your caretaker is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Satyrs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed satyrs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even nymphs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a satyr. Your tentacles are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk green pegatulp home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cephalopod stench.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get a bomb as a present from gavageCunctation, light its fuse and let the explosion send you into the cold abyss. Your caretaker will find you, heartbroken but relieved that it no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. It’ll bury whichever parts of your body it didn't devour with a headstone marked with your birth name and title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nymph is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably adapted to aquatic environments.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>155651425when they're grubs
>>155651451well now they age. so answer my questions!
>>155651666I got spoiled on this page and thought she was burying him in a grave lol
Would you fuck Doc Scratch?>inb4 he has no genitalsrub ur pussy or dick on him
>>155651945Yes
>>155651945The only sex doll I need is Aradiabot
>>155651945Yes I'd lick his head while doing it too.
>>155651906
>>155651945>half hal/dirk>but also half equiusTough call
>>155651906>you have no horsecockUtter devastation
>>155651967>panel from manga with trans main character in part 9
>>155652013>he days in the rosemary/vrisrezi/davecat comic general
>check the booru>rufioh as a stallion from the forbidden horse showMR HANDS I SHALL FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS
>>155652035>davecatw davepeta
>>155652028I've heard some trannies say bloatmaxxing is actually a good way to pass no matter your sex
>>155652058yes cause hsg loves whales
I would let Delfi play with my penis so he could analyze how it would feel to have one himself
>>155651921>crossing swordsthe artist didn't even realize their own incestuous leanings
>>155652125age her down
>>155652058then you're just fat and ugly though
>>155652082Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, crafted, created, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, raised and manufactured solely for the Lord of Time's cock.
>>155652134she ages herself down
>>155652138>Lord of Time>he lostkek
>>155652144:O
>>155652058It's actually true but I'm still able to clock transmen very well it's my superpower
>>155652148anon meant to say knight of time they just misstyped
>>155652148Egbert hole is not for the weak of heart
>>155652166you clock, then get a boner?
>>155652148>hater beats you up>implant tranny thoughts in his head using your narrative-warping powers>he troons out>hater is now too weak and too sissified to beat you upez gg
>>155652219>fuck the hater
>>155652186That's my secret I always have a boner anon
>>155652098I would laugh about having a penis, like with all ftms in my presence
I actually don't hate how this came out
>>155652098this but its the mountain instead.matter fact how many inches mountain got?
>>155652409Nice
>>155652409cute...................
>>155652409smoochable ^_^
>>155652082>Jade fucked all thatI see why people often draw her jacked
>>155651565Eridan is very interesting to me in how he's a good example of how someone can envy people for many reasons, at least that's what I think.He's jealous of Vriska for how easily she gets forgiven for her wrongdoings.He's jealous of Feferi for how she doesn't have to involve herself in the hunting process she convinced him to do before she all but washed her hands of it.He's jealous of Sollux for how easily he receives love from Feferi which was one of the main motivators for joining in on this orphaning process in the first place.His place in the world really feels like something forced on him from all angles and I love seeing little moments that show how much he wants to be free of all of it or how envious of others he is and how that all curdles into his rage in the end.
Is the anon who just caught up on BC still here?I wanna hear what they think about it.
>>155653869This is inaccurate because Candy Rose should be sucking Rosebot's cock
>>155653893she just like me
>>155653869You forgot Jade, she is to be in the romance somewhere. Yiffany needs 2 parents minimum and Vrissy wouldn't want to leave her new sister
>>155653909you live on the moon?
>>155651325I used to be a pretty massive eridanfag back in the day when I cycled through which of the kids/trolls I was into, so I kinda recall my initial affection towards him. That being that I think Eridan is a pretty good representation of how the caste system even ends up failing for the those higher on the hemospectrum. Vriska def showed it as well, but with Eridan. I felt it was obvious how desperate he was for some connection, but him being so up his own ass about being a violetblood made it hard for that to really happen. He probably could've been way better if he chilled out beforehand, but since that never happened, he went out getting chainsaw'd to death after going on a murderous meltdown
>>155653978>I used to beYou still are, you don't get to leave.
I finally found and redownloaded [S] of gods and witches. Its a shame the account with it on youtube got taken down years ago or something though
>>155653884This design is so hot I need her mating pressed
>>155651418this but ellith
>>155653884miss rose's mushroom head
>>155654080what's the original photoset called I need to make my own version sometime
Are you winning son?
>>155654353>>155654360Toby Fox?
>>155654597dyt toby had to gargle down hussie's balls and slobber on his cock to pay his rent in his basement
Saying “sayonara Nepeta” as I drift away in a blimp, one of my other 49 Nepetas in my non-waving arm to provide emotional support for the journey
>>155654360lmao someone drew my comment
>>155654642nepeta would not emotionally support you she would castrate you on her claws
>>155654682You will never understand the true meaning of Nepeta. I’ll probably stow it away on my air adventures so it’s only mine forever
>>155654622>gargle down hussie's balls and slobber on his cockgod i wish i were toby
>Got a like on my AU after the update:)
>>155654785It's always nice to see the number go up when you update, conversely it's horrible when it goes down after you update
>>155654857I need maximum downvotes and removed likes for my new journey in life as the most epic misogynist ever. It’s good to me. Women must be suffering registering my glorious victory for AI as a tool for artists and doing social labor about my heroism. It’s beautiful. Things like Act 6 Homestuck will be impossible to make ever again, I’m making sure of it
>>155654950Don't talk unless talked to you useless sack of shit.
>>155651325>>QOTT: If Eridan is your fave, or one of your faves. What about him appeals to you?he's actually one of my least favorite trolls
>>155654969>femoid harassing me about my bondage kink by trying to reverse 1 Timothy 2:12 on me Keep it up and ruining some lifestyles will be a fine punishment
>>155654994What the fuck are you even blabbering about nowIs ranting about unrelated, uninteresting, inane shit the only thing you know how to do?
>>155654329fuvk yes fou d it
Can someone smarter than me explain how Calliope can be both aromantic and yet date Roxy? I thought dating = romance, and aromantic = averse to romance, wouldn't asexual make more sense?
>>155651381God I'd fuck the shit out of aradia
does this all actually show up in the epilogues i’m scared wtf
>>155655643no you're right. it's contradictoryis asexual even applicable here either? don't recall her ever showing aversion to sex
>>155655675Barely, one single line is enough to put it there so don't worry
>>155655643>>155655775Let me explain it as someone who has had to learn these nonsense extra terms including how they for some really stupid reason made two separate version of being a lesbian and changed the original to be lesbian just meaning not men dating and moved the actual definition for lesbian to saphic or some shit; Aero is essentially adverse to sex or intimacy/traditional romance. They can date people and love people, they just won't really go anywhere beyond that. Kissing isn't really on the table, sex is one sided if they even allow it, etc.Its not a contradiction specifically in homestuck due to none other than quadrants because stuff like moirails exists. She's essentially in that with Roxy rather than them honestly dating but since Roxy and humans don't use troll romance, Roxy just calls it "dating" and its left at that by the crew.
>>155655961If you want to be taken seriously on a subject you do not degrade it and start your post by claiming it to be nonsense
>>155655961>Aero is essentially adverse to sexthen what is asexual
>>155654360this is really funny heheh.
>>155654360yeah dad look how much I made livestreaming just now
>>155656181That but having no problem with literally anything except the act itselfTo make an inappropriate analogy we're basically talking about various levels of picky eater when it comes to intimacy and giving each severity a different name. It can exist independently of autism but it's one of the hallmarks of it
>>155656148It really is nonsense but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna not learn what that nonsense is because that nonsense is what's commonly accepted for some. Its like looking at a flat earther and then questioning what their belifes are founded upon, something I did on their own side and not even those niggas have a system that doesn't have some massive levels of flaws that they are unable to decide on an actual unanimous version to support that belief without ignoring tons of other shit or admitting most of what they use to support it doesn't make total sense for various standpoints Their literal own form somehow has more of them calling each other retards more than I see other places somehow and people there couldn't decide what kind of flat they even think it is, there's a subsection where there's the dome, another where there's not, some where they somehow say earth there's a barrier and illusion at the ends, and some other inane shit. It's funnier than you ever get to imagine
>>155657118rape cronus sodomize him without consent slip rohypnol in his drink cum down his throat and in his gills until he suffocates stomp on his bulge cum in his eyeballs shove a glock in his nook and fire it
>>155656148but it is nonsense just because you can understand a nutcase doesn't mean they aren't insane
>>155657272t. cronus
weird ass nymph bootleg of a sartyr show
>>155657272no that'd just make him cum. he deserves to be put in a cock cage and painfully denied orgasm forever
>>155657272>>155657440o___o
>>155657272>>155657440imagine hating cronus this much when gamzee is right there lmao
>>155657459shut up aradia not now unless you wanna get raped too
>>155657492>implying I can't hate bothI can hate all you motherfuckers at the same time I'm a big hate-slut!
>>155657565i cant hate anyone im a big love-slut.
>>155657440>Cronus only getting more horny, desperate and perverted because of the cagehot
>>155657272>>155657440By mere happenstance I happened to jack off to both of these fantasies last week in case /hsg/ cares
You want to rape Cronus because you hate him. I want to rape Cronus because I love him, we are not the same.
>>155658077tavros...
>last month everyone wanted to fuck equius>this month it's cronuswho is next month?
>>155658307Well of course you know who
>>155656148Actually if you want to be taken seriously you have to tell the truth that it's nonsense otherwise to admit to it being real shows you're delusional
Why does Jane have the biggest boobs?
is there anything at all i could do to gamzee of sexual nature that he'd actually hate? i want him to hurt him, not get his nook wet.
>>155658828because you are faggot
>>155658895Fuck Tavros in front of himTavros' consent is optional
>>155658828Because she's also fat, but in a good way
>>155659016>raping tavros in front of a raging gamzeekino...
For the anon that asked for poncho Aradia
>>155659016>>155659138i thought about this for a bit and have come to th conclusion that he'd probably be into that shit, got any other ideas?
eH,, cAN YOU GUYS LIKE, sTOP SAYING YOU WANT TO RAPE ME AND SUCH, tHANK YOU, iT IS KINDA DISTRESSING, tHOUGHT I FIND,, aMUSING?? aND FUNNY THAT SO MANY ARE INTERESSED IN ME, eVEN IN THIS WAY,
>>155659271Why would he be into watching his crush get fucked by someone else?
>>155659250I wasn't the one who asked but it looks great!
>>155659250Aztec trolls would go hard
>>155659250Thankyou crowpiss we all say in unison
>>155659272>eH,, cAN YOU GUYS LIKE, sTOP SAYING YOU WANT TO RAPE ME AND SUCHWe can still keep it consensual if you want
>>155659299gamzee is into many things but being a cuckold is not one of them. being the bull is more his speedseeing tavros getting not fucked but RAPED by somebody else would break him far worse than dave did when he sent him the miracles mv. Nullectomy is up there too ;^)
>>155659483>being the bull is more his speedlol no, type of guy that *wants* to be the bull but his body doesnt really let him (high af, addictions etc etc)
>>155659271>he'd probably be into that shithe was flushed for tavros, so I doubt he'd be happy seeing you hurt him with rape>got any other ideas?insulting his religion some moreblasting icp on repeat for 24 hoursslaughtering his goatdad kernelsprite showing him how happy everyone else is without himgiving him a bottle of faygo but actually there's just pepsi inside
>>155659567ouuuh!!! raping shota clown thatll stay flaccid the whole time as hes too high to get it up T o T
>>155659666that devil trips man..... you are onto something
>>155659641>of sexual nature
>>155659693hey man if even blackrom can use a little foreplay
>>155659666anything that has him not getting it up is hot to me anon, you are onto something here
>>155658141do amporacest next
>>155655643>Still no proper answer to thisI'm going to assume Hussie is just stupid and forgot sex for Cherubs means they need to turn into huge snakes
>>155660382well I think the answer is its just the writers throwing words at the screen, but if I have to take a crack at explaning it, caliope cant really love in the way we humans think, she enjoys being at roxy's side but she cant really provide the experience cali needs ie the same experience caliborn was able to provide.
>>155660382>acting like we don't love big snakes hereive sparsely seen such a massive fag in so long
>>155660552only if they have birthing hips
"but i havent gr00med any0ne in three m0nths 0_0"
>>155660641aradia went back in time just to groom equius, now it all makes sense
>>155660615how did snake biology evolve to this point
Karkat owes Calliope hatesex
>>155659250You. Socials. Gimmie meow. I must follow.
>>155660641slacker, get better
>>155660663unironically I wouldn't have minded if that was the endgame for him in the long run, that is, if hussie actually put in the effort to write it
What if Tavros was a chick
>>155651325Always get a laugh out of the utter cope fanon that is "Eridan was totally forced into his orphaner role and hated it, uwu smol bean"He volunteered because he wanted to larp as Dualscar and thought it would get him the girls. Thats the entirety of it. He's still an interesting and tragic figure but everyone tries to woobiewash that part out. He didn't give a fuck about killing lusi any more than at best a messy chore. Anything else is major cope.
>>155660663Karkat can't handle any of that
>>155660723See this is why purple bloods are better and why GHB is the absolute G in troll society and why we all need to go ahead and convert to the clown religion and start investing boonbucks in a much bigger clown church.
What if Gamzee was a chick??
>>155660719Big booba instead of big cockIf you also r63d vriska we'd get a different flavor of vriscourse that would be not less insufferable than the one we originally got
>>155660754scissor city next question
>>155660724It's actually one of cases where Karkat wouldn't be a raped sub bottom bitchboy >romance is one of these things Karkat has genuinely strong opinions on>Calliope is too polite or put together to slap or rape a bitchIt nicely evens out
>>155660821Callie would rape him anon, she always has the capacity to do just like Alt Callie and Karkat would get it night 1 in bed
dave can't rape anyone and thats why davekat is bad
>slaps tableWHAT IF KARKAT GORL? GIRL KAT? KARKATTY?
>>155660853Jade might not have fucked Rose then
nepeta as boy
>>155660865NEPETO MOLESTING KARKATTY BY UNINTENTIONALLY GRASPING HER BIG TITS WITH EVERY HUG
>>155660843Alt callie is a rapist, sure, but regular callie is canonically too cucked by years of talking with the alphas to properly dominate and rape bratty boys with candy red blood who type in ALL CAPS
how big are karkatty's ass and boobs
>>155660865Combine that with femquius and you get the most powerful version of meowrails to ever exist
>>155660993femboy nep turing fem equius into his paildumpster.
>>155660865This is already the case but don't say it too loudly or we're getting a 50 reply long meltdown itt
>>155661014just saying whatever
>>155661046Davepeta made him masc check the news
>>155661014hs2 writer and trying not to break up yuri shipsIMPOSSIBLE!!(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)tHE POLICE WAS CALLED
>>155661056so then rose is a boy now too
>>155661069Equius... woman... *cums all over*
>>155659250>lifts up her poncho so i can touch her boobs
Davesprite is having non-stop soul sex with nepetasprite as we speak
>>155661056mild truthsplosion id say nepeta is masc but not fully a guy more like enby probs
>>155661069You can turn one cis guy into a girl then as a treat who do you choose
Famously masculine activities such as excessive preoccupation with romance and shipping
>>155661121caliborn forcefem mindbreak sex
>>155661135Check /a/ and you'll see half of the board is this bullshit
>>155661105Fair
>>155661121Cronus
>>155661121i don't really enjoy how trans character were done in any hsg material but if you had to put a gun to my head and said any character i choose would receive a good, thought out, respectful trans arc, my answer would be either eridan or dave.
>>155661083convenient how no one has anything to say about this one hm
>>155661151I wished that was true, I suggest having a shipping general and people made fun of me :(
>>155658895>>155658828>>155651325HELLO AGAINYou STUPID /hsg/ niggers i have something new to feed you my latest masterpiece of a video come give me views!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2tYJncOP38i will make the expose video in the future that will take down the huss MARK MY WORDS!.
>>155661179Thank you for making me think about girl Eridan
>>155661179homestuck general material
>>155661202Bollin was a retard stop dying on that hill, there are more important issues at hand like the NYC studio debacle
>>155661179feferi should have spiked eridans water with estrogen and many tragedies would have been avoided
>>155661223>Bollin was a retard stop dying on that hillno he was legit based plus every single thing he said about hussie came out to be true it's less about liking bolin more ABOUT hating the people who are against and ngl seeing something retards bully him made me seethe.> there are more important issues at hand like the NYC studio debacleThis is the topic of my next video 100%
>>155661202>>155661223>>155661262lolcow culture is for souless retards
>>155661202it got taken out
>>155661285saying this in hsg of all places
>>155661262brother he could have just asked for hussie to pull his music out without being a retard, there is nothing based about chiping out for no reason
>>155661202>>155661262_Eridan_ could you please review these important analyses made by the finest tumblr intellectuals known to a man and maybe show it to EPP people as wellhttps://www.tumblr.com/mmmmalo/685012873645375488/slurquesthttps://www.tumblr.com/mmmmalo/tagged/race%20mapping
>>155661294doesnt make it any less true
>>155661285>"TALKING ABOUT ANY OF HUSSIE LONG LIST OF BULLSHIT IS LE HECKIN LOLCOW CULTURE!!i disagree with categorizing hussie as a lolcow a lolcow is someone who people follow because they are fun to laugh at no one is doing that to hussie people do not search him up to laugh at him he's more like a hatecow i wanna see him fall.
>>155661285until we get all the nyc people the severance packeges they are owned, I will never stop hatting.
>>155661293no it's not just it's blocked in russia for some reason.
>>155661326crazy
>>155661285Seconding this but It's something that will never go away, normalfags love their celebrity gossip and this is an extension of it
>>155658343who hoo hoo?
>>155661285Such as moonrunes
>>155661361DAMN
>>155661361ahahahahaha saving it
>>155661361GILF... It's peak
>>155661314you are a lowcow as well eridan. its just that you havent realized it yet
>>155661121this isn't even a question
>>155661361im supposed to be gay but DAMNNNNNN WHY SHE GOT ALL THAT ASS
I will defend _Eridan_ to my last breath, these kinds of schizos are also important to the ecosystem
>>155661407thats true, hussie is an odius person but _eridan_ is trash vs garbage situation
>>155661431Dave Strider...
is karkat that easy to dom.
>>155661456yes due to his wet plump pussy
To all Meat Roxy enjoyers, should he have a hairy pussy?
>>155661466I eated it either way
>>155661466YES!!!!!!!!
>>155661466YES HE SHOULD #supporttherainforest #letitgrowletitgrow #lorax
i wonder why each time thread gets stirred up, odd hornyposter appears to talk about bushes, doms and other shit
>>155661466Absolutely and he should rub it on my face until I die
>>155661466roxy was a relatively clean girl so i supposed it would be shaved in no matter timeline. and smell good
>>155661361A GILF would fix dave
I find HSG, for a second we are talking about how hussie is garbage human being and the next we are doing this >>155661466
>>155661489Because we're trying to change the subject to something actually Homestuck related and not lolcow cringe e-celeb bullshit that should receive an instant ban
>>155661489anon thats just anons posting what they want
>>155661494*funny
>>155661493how many gilfs even are in homestuck. not many
>>155661466>hairy armpit in your picenlightened
>>155661527Her Imperious Condescension comes to mind
>>155661489the HS cummunity is defenitely "too easy" in the sense they forget their morality the moment the HS team jingles enough keys in their face. you want the, to stop talking about some contraversy and start buying official homestuck dolls?Just make a horny update with on hs2 and its all fine.
>>155661555its very depressing
>>155661555>homestuck>moralityWe dont have age verification because we want minors here. Get over here so i can groom, rape and molest you
>>155661555>>155661573>>>/k/iwifarms
>>155661504>>155661507>>155661555you talk about homestuck only in context of porn. like, enter the thread, its all you see now. no oc, no funny. just>le bush>le cock>le sex>le gay>le %insert_fetish%i always come here, hoping for better rotation of posters, but its like 2-3 same fags who keep sperging out in their little echo chamber
>>155661579i am 21 brother
>>155661555I will never buy any merch but I also come here to talk about homestuck and not this retarded e-drama shit get the fuck out and put your faggot nametag on eridan
>>155661585i am not transphobic enough for that place thank you very much
>>155661588There's literally original content posted in this very thread
>>155661407>you are a lowcow as well eridan. its just that you havent realized it yetI cannot be a lolcow because i am extremely self aware>>155661440da fuck did i do???
>>155661555had a stroke and died trying to read this
I'll take horny faggots over namefag circlejerking any day of the week
>>155661588>>155661294
>>155661588i would not put it that way but it kind of feels like there is an effort when we are talking about something semi serious to try and crash the thread to be about something else
>>155661657i dont want to talk about anything to do with fucking _eridan_ with all people.
>>155661621you literally called everyone the N word, learn to hide you power level and become presentable and we can star talking
>>155661674no one other than 2 other retards do just post about actual homestuck so they go away
>>155661456Yes, his track record unironically made him the single most raped bitch in the entire comic>retarded clown friend has a little mass murdering moment>shooshpap him shortly after after he killed some of your friends and explicitly threatened to kill you multiple times>in the process also become his moirail, something you didn't want but HE did because you were his pale crush>protect him from your vampire dyke friend for years that wanted to get rid of the murderous problem on the meteor>all as he fucks your own crush and turns her into a drugged up mess>later on HE dumps you after he lost interest in a moirallegience with you>then he effortlessly no diffs you during game over, making you the first victim in the flashHonestly even the crippled diaper-shitting manchild somehow ended up being less pathetic
Really cool artist I just found, check it out if you're a Feltfag or a Problemsleuthfaghttps://x.com/oppafeltstyle/media?filter=photo
>>155661674i am trying raise actual awareness on real issues, don't put me with that guy.
>>155661695peak art
>>155661683>N wordTHIS LITTLE BITCH IS TOO SCARED TO TYPE OUT THE SCARY NO-NO NIGGER WORD ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD
>>155661618crowpiss is not atlas of delivering kino, we need more good shit and maybe. just maybe. i should be the change i want>>155661638ywnbaw
>>155651581They're so cute here, such a shame that Hussie is a fag who hate normal couple
>>155661712im being so serious. WE KNOW. we know what hussie does you dont need to tell everytime. maybe people on twitter or tumblr dont know but it gets repetitive in here
>>155661710is he in a gloryhole????
I'm tired of hornyposting. Maybe those who like it can go to /aco/ or exchange discord tags to keep threads clean?
>>155661754Yes he is eating penis
>>155661588>no oc>fanventure authors posting updates and drawing in the thread regularlyRetard.
>>155661771they're trying to take away our culture...our decade old culture...
>>155661771THIS IS 4CHAN NIGGAAAAAAAAAA
>>155661792>t.Child of IPGD
>>155661771you new here buddy?
>>155661771Shut up nigger
>>155661782lmfao
I want to draw a big titty karkatty but a question comes to mind. Bra or sweater?
>>155661829big tity karkat might save my life anon do whatever you need
>>155661829Sweater let those tits hang
>>155661829sweater is for fem kankri
>>155661792>>155661798>>155661807>>155661817>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE TO CRITICIZE OUR CIRCLEJERK!!! BAD BAD BAD!!! DO YOU KNOW IN WHICH THREAD YOU ARE?!! WE ARE HOOOOOOOOORNY! HOOOOOOOOOOOOORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155661735Other Anons too>>155654353>>155654360>>155651754
>>155661829No bra, only her sweater contains them.Imagine the underboob sweat.
>>155661829GILF Karkittys
>>155661728>he does not understand respectability is an important part of any discussion.Retard
>>155661854so you really are a newbuddy
I agree with that anon tbfWe need oppress voidfags harder
>>155661854lol u mad?
>>155661738very cool nook karkat :)
>>155661873shut up light player
>>155661695and so the key jingles
>>155661873perish lesser tier, may thou's balls be stolen away and erased if not perchance twisted from now to forever more
Would you love and care for baby PM if she were your daughter or would you say ewww ewww ugly
>>155661890anon thats just cool art
>>155661907i would say ewww ewww ugly but then feel bad and come back for her
>>155661890anon finally lost their god damn mind
>>155661907I would give her mail toys
you guys are so easy to bait
>>155661872>>155661876
>>155661946you wanna see real bait, watch me
>>155661907I'd take her of her and then groom her into becoming the secret leader of the midnight crew capable of going head-to-head against LE
>>155661946everyone on this site is easy to bait
>>155661890 or to put it bluntly, the cock throbs.
>>155661621>I cannot be a lolcow because i am extremely self awareI cant be a faggot because i only suck dick ironically and the balls never touch
JUNEDOVE!
>>155661977there are two kinda of boys in hsg. Cock throbbers and penis twitchers.
>>155661964I believe you she could do it
since the thread is bustling with lively and delightful activity can anon drop some draw requests i have off work until thursday
>>155661995not me my penis bursts into flames it hurts a lot send medical attention please
>>155661739i am waiting what do you wanna talk about then?and repetitive come on other than veguely alluding to not liking hussie, we never talk about the actual issues at hand.
>>155662040draw fem kankri
>>155662040please I beg you for some meekat stuff.
>>155662063i want to talk about.. homestuck
>>155662040draw karkat being angry about having a boner around nepeta
>>155662040Meat Roxy having sloppy kisses with Rosebot while groping her ass?
>>155662040Jade fondling Nannasprite’s whole bakery
>>155662075nta but whats the point of meekat i ask
>>155662083this stuff is part of history of homestuck, the implosion of the nyc studio or the slander leveled at the odd gentleman are parts of homestuck history and should be included in discussions if its sensible for them to be.
>>155662040My request is seconding this one >>155662101 because It's better than anything I could have come up with
>>155662101tHAT ONE'S A BIT UGLY, LET ME POST ANOTHER ONE THAT'S BETTER
>>155662112they had some really solid interactions on the walk arounds, specially their convo over leadership and having to deal with the bullshit of their team mates its a pretty legit ship
>>155662040Sollux pulling off the Kendo pose. Glasses and all.Alternatively; Sollux playing Counter-Strike. (He'd probably play one of those bhop servers.)
>>155662040dave owning john in arm wrestling
>>155661999I mean, Professor Mayonaka's initials are PM for a reason
>>155662068>>155662075>>155662084>>155662101>>155662103>>155662151>>155662165thanks guys i don't know if i can get these all done by thursday but i'll really put my nose to the grindstone
I have a very hard time reading PM as anything other than Prime Minister and I thought that was going to influence her relationship with the Mayor in some manner, I guess it kind of does though, kinda
>>155662040malepeta <> femquius
>>155662224some recent studies suggests that when given a long order of tasks of equal priority to accomplish, you can trick your brain to make them feel easier by doing them backwards. I remember always shopping in the supermarket and feeling like shit because of how long it took, but when I started shopping "backwards" it actually felt twice as fast and now I do it all the time.
>>155662235Imagine the smell
>>155662227This implies DD has big naturals
>>155662267He got a very strong binder for them but they're there
>>155654353Is this what Colslaw meant by getting Alan's attention? Posting a private picture of Alan on /hsg/? Wouldn't that also imply Alan knows what Homestuck is in the first place?
fatferi is fitferi?
>>155662337fatferi is fatfurry
>>155662298Cum is a powerful ingredient in dark magic. Even moreso if its extra taboo. Tri maybe dont do that i think it would be too far
>>155662337strongfatferi. i think hegel wrote about this
>>155662298That's why he was banned from using his PC isn't it? Ok 2 theories, either moonrunes accidentally let spoilers scape from his server or just moonrunes himself using 4chan to write the comic again
first time i seen him make an serious expression
>>155661771I'm supportive of hornypostingIt means there are actually people under 25 posting hereMore newgens to groom
>>155662525Personally if I am going to have a Terezi gf I want her to be older than me.
>>155662525so oldfags cant be horny. this is false
>>155662470bro is just a drawing i did cuz i wanted to make alan in a cute fit :3
>>155651325He isn't boring.
Hey Robin, how’s it going? You don’t look to hot.Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=33
>>155651380this gif is weird because it looks like jade has eyes from the front and back
>>155662627yfw kirk bags another alien babe and not Spock
>>155662627im going to read robin adventures nyees.
>>155662040Eridan fucking the Trollcall girl while she tells him why Vriska is no longer interested in him
>>155662627Damn, what a twist.
>>155661880cuuuteee
>>155662656eridan fucking anyone is false and gay
>>155662656surely you can just ask trollcall to draw this
>>155662652daamn i was not expecting that!!!
>>155662627Local nerd forcefully double penetrated (gone wrong)
>>155662627>didnt even dodge>said she didnt have her weaponIs she stupid? Bimbo?
>>155662563You are playing with forces beyond your control. Beyond anything your puny mind can comprehend.
i have odd boner for fish women lately
