The J vs A.
CHADren SOLOS everything and everyone in this thread.
>>155667619First post, best post.
>>155667619TRUEEEAROOO!!
>>155667666K,b,c.
>>155667614>Save me Jiren
THE STRONGEST!!
>THE STRONGEST!!
Light LOST last thread.
...lost the sucking cocks competition to Columbo, that is. Because Light just stayed home and fucked Misa.
>>155667614Why does Mario like chugging gallons of Peach's period blood with little chunks in it?That's not me just coming up with that, I saw him doing it the other day. What a disturbed man.
Pls care about One Punch Man again
>>155667726GOLD.>>155667736MOLD.
>>155667762Miyamoto...
Kratos bros.... latinos are making fun of us for being better men and still nodiffed by madoka...
>>155667737>>155667759>The winner is Heisenberg.
>>155667844Jobs to Tony Soprano
KINGTOS?NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155667813Nobody cares about a bunch of dumb French people.
>KINGtos wife simulator coming soon only on the GAYstation. Add it to your quality exclusive collection including Concord, Highguard, Whorizon, Spider-Mid 2, Snoyverine, TLoU2, and Intergalactic!! Gay has no limits!
>>155667666>mxyzptlk fodder
>>155667813They are talking about a creepypasta where a kratosfag tries to troll a madokaschizo and the madokafag straight up hires the cartel to kill him
>>155667666Satan posting straight up facts
>I can hear...L's voice...>So can I...
>>155667855Asura's Wrath is somehow more of a moviegame than all of those combined btw
I POST AT THE BROWNEST HOURS IMAGINABLE! ASURA SOLOS SARRRR!
>>155667759>gay fantasies out of NOWHERE
>>155667619FPBP.
>>155667850Who do you think shot him in the final episode?
>>155667854>Nobody c-ACK
>KINGtos jobs to THIS?!
>Tendie anklebiting
Why does light and sukuna job to so many people?
Post Tony dying and not headcanon schizophrenia :)Post FAGter having dozens of enforcers who all serve his whims and not some Nazi biker gang that job to an automatic machine gun :)
>>1556678782:30am isn't brown...
>>155667886>c-ACKIt's CAKE esl.
>>155667918But can they win against Homejobber?
Fiction's bane.....
>>155667949It's 1:40 pm in India.
>>155667957Is Homelander his true name? If so yes Light beats him
>>155667965Bane?
>>155667949It is if you don't have a job JEET
>>155667968I am a American who enjoys being up at 3am because it's peaceful You're an Indian who just got off workWe are not the same
>>155667970It actually isn't but you also need a last name also homelander actually might be immune to it because compound v actually allows you to live for a very very long time even past your hundreds.
>>155667976Tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?
>>155667908Post yourself beating them, right now.
>>155667920>Nazi biker gang that job to an automatic machine gunWalt could literally do the same thing to the glorified crew since they all go to the same restaurant
>>155667666Slopper...
Mi perro es grande azul señor hermano
Midnight in Mexico
>>155667997Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
>>155668029No one cares who I was until I put on the mask...
>>155668054Uh, you don't get to bring friends
If I pull that off will you die?!
>>155668104It would be extremely painful
>>155668124You're a BIG GUY!
Goondalf is cool
>>155668133FOR YOU
>>155667619I dunno why you keep posting this fucked-up looking cursed fan art of Killer Queen but it really sucks
>>155668104>>155668124>>155668133>>155668148Was Bane saying it'd be painful for CIA or that he was big for CIA
My balls hurt
>the /dbs/pics sucking their own dicks when everyone else is asleepGo to bed, you know the 6'8" favela trannies hate it when you show up late for your daily assrape
>6'8" favela tranniesWHOA WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE STUDS?
>he accidentally let the man of his dreams raping his ass slip into his insult
>>155668199UUNNNNFFFFF!! That sounds fucking HOT!! GODnic bro btw!!!
this seems like a much more fun fight than cuckywise
Shaquille O'Neal as a Big Black Tranny...
How would John Constantine handle the Death Note case?
>>155668261Omori is for the Batter from Off
>>155668273he would use a device to track the supernatural energy, teleport to lights room and shoot him with a normal glock
>>155668263How strong would he be if we gave him Shaq Fu scaling
>>155668292who?
>>155668342goku...
Literally boondocks sums up what /dbg/ usually talks about>Cuckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfDgnapUAw>Rapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKxgZYkaIy8>You know whohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecp0L0pJVu0
Hal Jordan has a gold account on Danbooru
>>155668342Saitama...
>>155668342sonic...
>>155668342all of dragon ball...
>>155668414>left: meme pedos/not actually pedos>hated by fans>right: actual pedos>loved by fansExplain
>>155668462>Meliodas>Not a pedo>Makima and Misato>PedosNigga got it backwards
I genuinely think woman pedophilia is barely a thing and the cases where it does happen arent even 10% as harmful as male
>>155667614>>155667619Shut the fuck up
>>155668414>kissing one boy one time so he'll get in the goddamn robot and have a chance of saving the world when there's literally no other way of getting him to do iti hate what the media illiterate have done to misato's reputation
>>155668524women make up a large majority of sex crimes against students in teaching positions and it's always a male being abused lol.
>>155668462How is Meliodas NOT a pedo? He's not only a pedo but a CHADsta victim at that. Cuckliodas would watch CHADsta fill up the women of the seven deadly sins with his superior seed including his precious Elizabeth (Who CHADsta would have made fall for him instantly) like the worthless FAGGOT he is. He'd join the hall of CHADsta victims like Nuts and Decuck.
>>155668544She tried to let him fuck her when he was having a mental breakdown and she didn't know how to comfort him
>>155668581goku...
>>155668592>Isn't a pathetic loser who had to wait 8 years to get a handshake from his crush (who lets be honest was definitely getting railed by Bakugo for that entire time) like Decuck>Isn't eternally forced into a situationship by his own creator like Nuts>Isn't a depraved pedophile groomer like PEDOliodas>Instead he has TWO different women (at least) fighting for his attention and love by the end of the seriesCHADsta VVONED
>>155668631>Old shounen are written by I hate my wife boomers and have shitty relationships with them>Nushounen are all virgins that celebrate over handshakes, kisses, and handjobsThe weird thing is every shounen protag with the exception of a small handful is absolutely terrible with women. Edward, Ichigo, and most of the Jojos are the only ones I can think of that don't have any real trouble with women, have children/sex, and have no cuckshit going on. Ig if you want sex slaying beasts you read self insert isekais.
>>155668581Genuinely have no idea who you're referring to here
>>155668543>Kamille Bidan victim
>>155668462Rudeus is a pedophile he jerked off to pictures of his niece end of story and he also set up his own kid to get molested by his family.
>>155668631Asta? Didn't he pine his entire life for that nun chick who casually rejected him and ended up with no one
>>155668414So basically>female and gay male pedos good>straight male pedos bad
Name two characters that comes to mind.
>>155667619My HERO!!!
it's epstein hours here it seems
>>155668914yes, this is why it's okay for women to do things at schools against boys, and why gay men can adopt boys to victimize, but if a man wanted to adopt a young girl it would be seen poorly...Unless you're an old jewish woody allan
Why do authors create weak characters? What's even the point, surely they know that characters get their worth in the eyes of audiences from how powerful they are, right?
>>155667813Wait until they see this new fake lore scan I'm making; they won't be laughing at Kratos for long.
>>155667666>Erases all reality>Doesn't erase himself a being that is apart of reality.Talk about downscale.
>>155668584She didn’t.>butShe sat down next to him and Evafags in their endless “muh SYMBOLISM” reach said “uh guys?? Behind her in the distance there’s a blurred lamp. It kinda sorta looks like she’s sitting on a lamp bro. Lamps are kinda phallic bro. This means she wanted to fuck Shinji.”Then the next night she went out on another Slut Date with Kaji the generic adult male self-insert whose only character trait is he has stubble and he’s a fratbro fuckboy (also he’s older than her because Misato’s only character is having daddy issues). And Asuka mocked Shinji to expect her back the bext morning after Kaji’s done fucking her again. Her last moments in the series were making Shinji watch from a cuck closet while Kaji fucked her for multiple days in college. Her last words before death were “Kaji oh I LOVE YOU KAJI!!!” Then when the world got rebooted in the Rebuilds she’s pregnant with Kaji’s faggot spawn.Trying to make Misato your symbol of fempedos has always been the most bizarre idea when her entire character after Kaji shows up is just to suck Kaji’s hairy mid-30s cock 24/7.
>>155668987Kratos continuing to be a respected teacher after winning.Asura still trying to smear him after losing.
Eva’s own author literally had to come forward and say “no none of this is symbolism. I just think crosses look cool so I put them everywhere when I draw.”
>>155668987Superman and Goku except the sign would say "I am the raped" instead
IFIGHTTO BE THE WEAKEST ALIIIIIIIIIVE
>>155669483Indeed, Krasura was the only good episode to come out that season, and the one most fondly remembered by the fanbase,
>>155669556Yep, I remember when Deku said this
IFIGHTTO BE THE STINKIEST ALIIIIIIVE
>>155669556Yep, I remember when Asta said this
>>155668987>How Dragonballfags see DB every time a Dragonball rep losesD-DEATH BATTLE HATES DRAGONBALL!!!
CHADgon CHAD OWNS you.
>>155669562This. Can we end the Asurajeet psyop already? Krasura was kino
>>155668261Omori RAPES and GAPES Freddy in dreams and reality.
>>155669434Zeno is too powerful to be erased, even by Zeno
>>155669619Permission for the rest of us to post in your thread, Warden?
>>155669627This is false because it implies Asura was ever on Kratos' level
>>155669483Kratos gave new life to the community. We all owe him a debt of gratitude
>>155669662Kratos was using 0.001% power the whole fight.Unfortunately for Asura that 0.001% also grew stronger
Can someone post Kratos destroying a mountain?
>>155669699You weren't supposed to ask that...
>>155669699Kratos destroyed Mount Olympus which is canonically infinite in size.
>>155669483Kratos is really the only reason people still remember Death Battle.
Dekeks... our hero is a weak sissy.
>>155669715>but how defeated byBROWNsta...
>>155667666ENTER
>>155669737Kratos can do this too. Just because we've never seen him do it doesn't mean he can't
>>155669747What about things we have seen Kratos do?
>>155667733>>155669627This is the best format ever*simply wills myself to always be stronger than you could ever catch up to*Speaking of, Goku vs Superman 4 when?
>If the player uncanonically decides to let the villain "win" by not attacking kratos falls asleep from boredom >This is somehow a L for Kratos
>>155669759Beyond Outerversal+++++ Goblin pls understand
>>155669767NARCOLEPTTTOOOOOSS
>>155669767>cucky kratos dies if the player falls asleep>bvlly wolverine can complete the game without any player inputLogan? Tos.
>>155669764Aren't they done with GvS? Something about 3 being them "closing the chapter" on GvS and GoTama being the result of them wanting to do Goku vs someone else.
>>155669759Everything in the 9 realms was made from the flesh of a primordial titan whose flesh created the multiverse, so everything from goblins to rocks to trees has multiversal durability and ap since they're made from his flesh.
kratos bros... is this your man?
>hace horas
>0-3
>>155669813Explain why the Kratos Scholar isn’t the hero in this and the irrelevant Moe nobody isn’t the benchod
>>155667614>Losing on Death Battle means Death Battle hates them>You now remember not a single Latino character has ever won a Death Battle...
>because at your house, not even your parents give you the attention you get here
>>155669826because he was TAUGHT
>>155668581what the fuck are you referring to? who's pasta?
>even latinx make fun of kratos
>>155669854The sexual tension here is crazy
>>155669470She did you're an autist thats incapable of understanding subtext
>>155669880whats supposed to be bad about this image? its just a normal familyare you trying to push some racist rhetoric?
PSYCHO blood lusted Columbo with everyone in the LAPD vs Light with every ally he's had in the series
>>155669880Who are these two?
>>155669912PSYCHO bloodlusted Walt at the peak of his empire would solo both
>>155669912>haha With the shinigami eyes, we'll be totally undefeata- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>CHADku rapes and gapes that spider-themed exotic twink>CHADlumbo outsmarts and puts that cocky teenage twink Light in handcuffs>CHADtos outmuscles that poo-in-the-loo TwinksuraWhy do they keep letting sissy femboys on this show? We KNOW the sissier opponent always loses lmao
>>155669959>PSYCHO bloodlusted Waltto be fair that's pretty much normal Walt. After a certain point he didn't care who died if it wasn't family. If Hank wasn't in the DEA Walt would shrug and tell Gus and Mike to go ahead let them kill anyone getting too close to discovering who he is.
>>155669986Is this NSFW?
>>155669839Miguel vs Terry 2 will rectify that
>>155669986uhh that's a girl
>>155670038...by having Miguel lose again
A Jiren MU would of been more interesting desu
>>155669986NSFWTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>155670033>>155670053>>155670066It's OK, flat women aren't women
>>155670077Denjibro here I like flat women
>>155667666Aren't his feats just way worse?
>>155670056Miguel won in the DBC rematch, guess that's the closest to a win any Latinx character is gonna get in DB
>>155670033>>155670053>>155670066It’s a guy, guy nipples are safe
>>155670091What if someone is sucking on them?
>it took 8 fucking years for Saitama to get any new feats remotely comparable to the Boros fight>It only amped him to multi galaxy >Goku in the beginning of Super already had the Beerus punch clash that shook the entirety of U7>Even in OG Dragonball, Kidku was able to do "gag" stuff like this
>>155670133>>Even in OG Dragonball, Kidku was able to do "gag" stuff like this...and then nothing else....
>>155670133Can you post Goku getting a new relevant feat in 13 years since the punch clash?
BOOMBAROOMBA!!!
I get dunking on OPM for being shit now is funny but the revisionist history pretending Super wasn't equally shit is funny to me.
>>155670188Kratos is such a weak sissy. I don't know what I'd do if my hero lost to someone so pathetic.
>>155670188Jesus christ.
>>155670058It wouldn't have been close. Jiren is the strongest in all of anime/manga. Can you imagine if Saitama was facing off against the Alabaster Titan himself? There would be no challenge nor a fight. He would kill him just by staring at him.
>>155670133Captain Obvious here making the expert deduction that the pity win MU is a pity win MU
>>155670208What's wrong? He's manlier than you.
>>155670021We know you hate yourself /dbs/pic, you don't need to keep reminding everyone
>>155669986I'm 90% sure this is a flat girl pretending to be a boy
>>155669986>>155670091I've read this doujin its a girl and you're lying.
cutest, strongest boy?
>it's a girl>It's NSFWMOOOOOODS!
>>155670188Masculinity is gentle
>>155670264Sauce?
>>155670258>>155670264>>155670275>assuming his genderSILENCE! BE BETTER!
>>155669627Krasura was kino; it was the only reason Death Battle managed to stay relevant. Every other episode was mid in comparison.
>>155670271Crona is cute.
>>155670271What a young man.
>>155669880I mean, it's an orphanage. Those two were likely dropped off by their real mother(s).
>>155669986>no bulgeHow am I supposed to jerk off to that?
>>155670316I don't remember. I just know its girl who's friend is having her walk around the beach topless because she can pass for a guy due to her flat chest
>LostWord is starting to release the Mastermind variants of the characters This might be the final nail in the coffin for Ultimate DIO...
Bleachfags? Bone thrown FRAUDSNarutogods WON
>>155669627>KINGtos>(winner)TOS/(loser)sura>I have been down that road before >SHUT UP!!>This fucking face Kratos made >You are a monster no longer>I never was>"Just because we've never seen him do it doesn't mean he can't">Blocking Helios light=beyond faster than light >Failed attempt at having an emotional ending >Alternate end; which was another failed attempt at being emotional >Kratos was TEACHING AsuraNot a single episode since has affected dbg as much. The boundless power of KINGTOS
>Ichigo vs Naruto, Naruto wins>Hiei vs Saauke, Hiei wins>Madara vs Aizen, Madara wins>Ichigo vs Yusuke, Ichigo wins?? Something doesn't add up
>>155667619Are you sure about that?
>>155670401The most influential DB episode of all times!
>>155670401The face he makes when he’s about to TEACH you
GODren solos everything and everyone in this thread!
>>155670401Asurasissies are the biggest sore losers of /dbg/. They're somehow worse than Ztards.
>>155670406Scaling doesn't equivalate to counters, speed, and attack potency
SHITren kneels to Teacher KRATOS and was retconned into also being weaker than his SUPER DOGly pet
>>155670413Nah
>>155670413
>>155670447I saw thistle taking half elf futa cock the other day btw
>>155670453Sukuna is about to be a stain on the floor
>>155670453Knowing Fieren she probably lived long enough to end up in the modern era.
>>155670324Krasura was the episode that made my Dad stop beating me.
>>155670453>Frieren getting cuts on every single inch of her body>Frieren getting her limbs casually chopped off>Frieren's head getting sliced in half with half of her brain and skull dropping to the floor YUMMY YUMMERS GIVE IT TO ME NOW. FUCK GOKU VS SAITAMA. I DON'T CARE IF SUKUNA IS SUPPOSED TO LOSE GIVE ME THIS MATCH
>>155670324>it was the only reason Death Battle managed to stay relevant.No one even fucking talks about it anymore. Not even reddit talks about it anymore. Dbg is the only place that brings up Kratos and Asura constantly. No one gives a shit about either of these series unless it's ironic dickriding.
>>155670271>average jap protagonist
I'm dead fucking serious dbg is the only place that obsesses over one bad episode go to any other social media powerscaling community and look for yourself. You let one bad episode ruin discussion forever like a weak mindbroken bitch
>>155670482>DbgIt's more like one or two guys still talking about it.
>>155670324Death Battle is losing relevance because they've more or less done all the heavy hitter matchups already.They're clearly desperate for more seeing as they're trying to revive the OPM shit.
DBGTOS!!!redditsura...
>>155668581>>155668631>moon level guy beating a solar system level guy yeah not in a million years, Asta is getting diddled
>>155670528Why the hell do you think they're doing pitches?https://youtu.be/6Wacm-XJ5D0
DBGTOS!!!DBSupersura
>>155670537Meliodas gets to solar system?
>>155670548The problem with Pitches is this is how you end up with shit like Aang vs Traveler.
>>155670548Oh yeah man I can't wait for...glupshitto versus one of the most boring capeslop guys. Or the fight between two forgotten game franchises from the 80s. Yep this'll save Death Battle
>>155670447BWC slut.
>>155670571No DJtriki is just a retard who doesn't understand an uninteresting stomp when he sees one. A Death battle has to appeal to at least one audience. Aang Vs Traveler appealed to no one. Hardly anyone cares about Avatar anymore and interest in Genshin peaked years ago.
>>155667619>>155670413No.
>>155670571Aang vs gacha wasn't a pitch though, the Death Battle crew themselves chose that as a Kickstarter reward thinking it'd be way more popular than it actually was
>>155670188Other than the cringy plebbit tough guy behavior this guy has>a GF>niece and nephew who love him>a house/apartment>and is presumably white because this is not the type of cringe browns engage inSo he's better off than most "people" in this thread.
Gross who invited Pan to the party
>>155670579Do you have any better ideas? They can't keep coming back to the same 8-10 franchises forever.
>>155670595I only like characters who haven't appeared in Archie sonic
This general is so fucking scared of anything new it's not even funny it's just depressing that any potential MU with new faces is met with pushback even if both franchises are well known
>>155670633>pleasecareaboutultraman
>>155670633Post one then.
I feel like a D&D matchup would be pretty fresh, no? They haven't done any tabletop stuff.
>>155670622Very retarded reasoning considering Megaman and Spawn are good regardless of such a thing.
>>155670639Every time I post my suggestions you all tell me to kill myself and call me mean names.
>>155670639
>>155670650I see why people tell you to stop.
>>155670642Tiamat vs FF Bahamut seems interesting
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>>155670609Ideally, they would look at the Casts they've done that receive a lot of buzz, and do those or do a matchup with the characters in them, like Meta Knight vs Riku or Springtrap vs Junko>8-10 franchisesYour last post literally had a B-lister capeslop faggot in it
>>155670638see? that's what I'm talking about. you don't want anything new. you only want shit YOU recognize and nothing else.
>I'M SICK OF ALL THESE PLANET LEVEL TO MULTIVERSAL MATCHES, DEATH BATTLE NEEDS GROUNDED FIGHTS THAT COULD HAVE GOOD CHOREOGRAPHY? >What they mean by grounded fights >>155670650
>>155670473>>Frieren getting her limbs casually chopped offkouya toufu…
Tbh I just want Dragon Ball to never appear again on the show becuse every dragon ball character fights in the exact same way.
>>155670650>>155670656>>155670673You fall for falseflags so easily it's sad
>>155670670Go on and suggest your match ups then.
>>155670639THE MOST ARROGANT OF ASSHOLESTHE BATTLE OF THE BIGGEST BASTARDSTHE COCKIEST OF COMBATANTSENTER
>>155670670Correct, new things scary and band, old thing good and comforting like my blankie
>>155670567apparently
>>155670681>a-actually I was just pretending.....You deserve to be made fun of for your suggestions
>>155670693Gil is for Yukari Yakumo
>>155670683I already posted one along with a link. You ignored it>Space Invaders vs. GalaxiansNow explain why this one shouldn't happen>Popular recognizable franchises >lots of material to pull from to make the fight interesting >Army kinoYou cannot say dimeless because they take quarters.
>>155670639>>155670683NTA, but here's all my MUs:Subject 106 vs Point Man (Trepang2 vs F.E.A.R.)Subject 106 vs Hank J. Wimbleton (Trepang2 vs Madness Combat)Adrian Shephard vs Point Man (Opposing Force vs F.E.A.R.)Hank J. Wimbleton vs V1 (Madness Combat vs Ultrakill)Isaac Clarke vs Gordon Freeman (Dead Space vs Half-Life)Gipsy Danger vs Eva-01 (Pacific Rim vs Neon Genesis Evangelion)Ryu Hayabusa vs Naruto Uzumaki (Ninja Gaiden vs Naruto)Hakumen vs Excalibur (BlazBlue vs Warframe)Megaman X vs Ultraman Zero (Megaman vs Ultraman)Frank Horrigan vs Adam Smasher (Fallout vs Cyberpunk)Odin vs ZeusMaxwell vs Sackboy (Scribblenauts vs Little Big Planet)Rusty vs Roy Focker (Armored Core vs Macross)Mikazuki Augus vs Anatolia's Mercenary (Gundam vs Armored Core)>Alternatively: Gundam Barbatos vs White Glint.Optimus Prime vs Mikazuki Augus (Michael Bay's Transformers vs Gundam)>Alternatively: Optimus Prime vs Gundam Barbatos.V1 vs Death (Ultrakill vs Darksiders)Composite Dio vs Dracula (JoJo vs Castlevania)Randy Cunningham the 9th Grade Ninja vs Jake Long the American Dragon.Rudy vs Sharptooth (Ice Age vs The Land Before Time)Sarge vs Soldier (Red VS Blue vs Team Fortress 2)Hellboy vs War (Darksiders)By the way, I know it doesn't matter, but I ship Isaac Clarke from Dead Space with Ryūko Matoi from Kill La Kill.
>>155670708I think that could be a cool match up. Probably not the first space ship battle I'd expect but I wouldn't be against it.
I doubt any fight is ever gonna top Shadow vs Mewtwo anyway, that level of quality is almost impossible to match. That god damned furry poured 8 MONTHS of autistic devotion into it.
>>155670716Bot post
>>155670727
>>155670716These are all shit.
>>155670693Its not bad but I think there are other arrogant assholes out there who could slot in better than Frieza. >>155670716Isaac Clarke vs Gordon Freeman (Dead Space vs Half-Life)I personally like this one a lot but its two dead IPs.>>155670734No one would want Kaguya to win.
>>155667619FPBP
>>155670716>shit>shit>shit>ok>ok>horrible stomp but whatever>shit>warframe doesn't deserve to come back>shit>ok>ok>ok>shit>shit>shit >shit>shit>ok>fuck no>fuck no>shit>ok>shit>garbage ship
will they get Jax to voice Goku again?
>>155670734>MORE MHAslopNo thanks. Unless Kaguya wins.
>>155670744>Gipsy Danger vs. Eva-01>shitHoly fuck none of you like anything if it doesn't include two retards blasting eachother while screaming on the shitter
>>155670722That last 3 Sonic episodes are some of the best they've ever done. MewDow2, MetalCell, and BowsEgg were all kino
>>155670757>Jax to voice Goku
>>155670679I agree, I hate whenever an analysis for a character is just >This other character did this...and HE'S JUST ABOUT AS STRONG!!!!Unless they have unique moves or hax they should not be on Death Battle. Just bring in the main character and/or the most powerful character in the verse at that point. Match up suggestions with someone like Gohan are retarded because it's just weaker Goku vs someone. Who cares.
>>155670757Considering they’re going with a goofy comedic angle for this next fight, there’s a good chance they bring back MasakoX. Expect Saitama to go “Kaio-what?” once Goku starts powering up.
Matches I want eventually:Springtrap vs Junko, preferably after all the new FNAF stuff comes out in 2027.Ultraman Zero vs Gohan. I'm not a Ultraman fan but I hear this is a good fight.Steve vs Terrarian. Whenever after the Sift releases.Dio vs Sakuya. I want Dio to humiliate Touhou through some bullshit.Ness vs Frisk/Kris. Ness winning and troony seethey. I've never played or seen even a second of Deltarune btw. Deltarune should finish first.Rudo vs Chihiro. Denji vs Yuji 2 hopefully. After the KGB anime comes out and gets astroturfed to shit.Goku vs Sonic.That's about it. I don't feel like there are any more good ones that still are debated anywhere left.
This is how you book.
>>155670744>Isaac Clarke vs Gordon Freeman>Gipsy vs Eva>F.E.A.R. vs Trepang.>shit???>>155670749>2 of the best games ever and of all time>dead IPs???>>155670754You have the wrong opinions, but I'll respect your freedom to have them.Except for that last one, fuck off.
>>155670760Dogshit shitstomp MU that pits a slow-ass realistic robot against an armored titanYes, it’s shit. Even Amuro wouldn’t get stomped as hard, since at least he can fly out of Shinji’s range
>>155670780they'll never do Earthbound vs Undertale because they know Ness wins and they don't want statementroons to join the 41% when Frisk gets her skull caved in with the same bat that was raping her ass.
>>155670789Deadspace's last game was in 2013.Half life's last game was a gimmick to sell hardware that seems like it flopped
>>155670716I don't know even half of the IPs in this post
>>155670693Death Battle said Gilgamesh was too powerful for the show and could solo the verse of every character that they've ever used.
>>155670679>every relevant Invincible character out of NOWHERE
Why haven't they used Minecraft yet? It sold more than every other Vidya they've ever used, and still does today if popularity matters. Seems like it should've used MC by now.
>>155670818Why not use tetris
>>155670758>Unless Kaguya winsThere's no fucking way she loses that fight
>>155670773Gay shit aside, Michael Kovach was unironically a good Goku VA. He put his heart and soul into that "KAMEHAME HAAAA" I wouldn't mind him being brought back.
Listroon's list but as a season.Dimes or flop?
>>155670789Yes, nobody cares about these literal whos.
>>155670749Meh, if Cole and Alex could get an ep long after they were relevant, then I doubt being dead ips would mean they're off the table.
My only powers are flying around and punching people, but Death Battle keeps wanking me as if I solo fiction. It makes no sense…
>>155670806Dead Space Remake was a few years ago.>>155670807Irrelevant, popularity is not a direct equal to quality.>>155670798Nta, but I believe that the Gipsy and the Eva are fairly equal in physical stats, and Gipsy has the advantage in pilots but Eva probably wins because it gets hard carried by the AT field hax.
>>155670806>Deadspace's last game was in 2013. Then what's Asura's excuse
>>155670780People here will kill themselves when Frisk ends up killing Ness...
>>155670848Mostly shit, theres a few ok ones.
>>155670818no good matchup that steve doesn't stomp
>>155670857Kratos...
Guy who can punch the entire complex multiverse and infinite timelines away in a Planck second rapes the hax sissy who uses vague hax doe?
>>155670757>Goku somehow loses>before the final hit a montage of all of Goku's moments on the show plays to the song "isn't she lovely"
>>155670843Gogeta solos.>B-ButStardust BREAKER!!!!
>>155670850What if I don't give two shits about popularity and just think about the fight's choreography potential?Pic kinda related.
>>155670859>Dead Space Remake was a few years ago.Brother I like Dead Space but it’s a dead IP, EA has mate it blatantly clear that they’re have no interest in continuing the series or even remaking 2.
>>155670897Did I ask?
>>155670850>No one care about Half LifeNow I know you're pretending to be retarded because no one actually thinks this
>>155670867>Kratos>flyingThat reminds me: Kratos never used his Icarus wings against Asura. I was looking forward to seeing him flying through space, flapping his arms like a fucking bird at lightspeed to reach Destructor Asura galaxies away, and they couldn’t even scale the animation that high.
>>155670897I wish we'd get a season of random match up with incredible power gaps that have no thematic connections that /dbg/ always manage to suggest>Gogeta vs Hazbin Hotel>Pomni vs Hulk>Asura vs Springtrap
I'm a guy with a gun
>>155670908>Said Gogeta before soloing the verse.
>>155670780>Ultraman Zero vs Gohan. I'm not a Ultraman fan but I hear this is a good fight.LMAO from who exactly?
>>155670900Sadly true, but I don't see how that matters if the MU is good.
>>155670936>fight KINGtrap effortlessly wins
>>155670936Springtrap winsPomni winsGogeta wins
>>155670898>>155670922If the Death Battle isn't Dragon Ball, One Piece, DC, Marvel, Sonic, Mario, God of War, Invincible, Chainsaw Man or Naruto, then it's shit.
>>155670936
We need more BnH episodes
>>155670936it's Ragatha vs Hulk
>>155670961This image came from the bizarro world where only the opposite is true
What answer does cucky Gordon have to Isaac just blasting him with a Stasis module before shooting and killing him slowly or lifting him up and cracking his skull with Kinesis
>>155670952>Literal goycattle consumer mentality.>Implying kai vs tahu is bad.
>>155670980raping him
>>155670980None, Gordon (and valve verses in general) are fucking weak.
>>155670961MHA loses all those matchup though?>B-ButDenji one-shots the verse.
What about this fight?
Dudes will put Springtrap up against literally anyone won't they?
>>155670961>he thinks he's oregon level
>>155670947Fun fact the GMan is actually Gordon Freeman. >GMAN Gordon freeMANhttps://youtu.be/CfPZj0Uwwq8?is=cUj7JqqyX_amohov
>>155670990>confirmed infinite multiversal characterBOOM!!! DONE!!!
>>155670961>We need more [SLOP]No thanks.
>>155670952TRVVVVVVKE! LIE DETECTORS OUT!
I just want Springtrapfags to kill themselves en masse when DB uses this exact screen to show the difference in power level
>>155670997Springtrap's real best opponent is Shaggy. FNAF fags just dont want to see their hero get humiliated by a hippie
>>155670961>
>>155670944Anyone with a brain. There's a damn good reason there’s so much pushback against Markhan. It being popular doesn't mean it's good.
>>155670988>FAG-LifeHoly shit I sound like the samenig now
>>155671010wait a minute forgot the image>confirmed infinite multiversal characterBOOM!!! DONE!!!
Gordon Freeman has sex with cute blasians women. Cucky Isaac? Well… the less said the better.
>>155671020What hax does Springtrap realistically have?
>>155670997Legitimately what does Springtrap do outside of being stopped by metal doors, tricked by flash lights and sounds of children?
>>155671031wait we're not talking about the Batman one?
>>155670952WE JUST HAD THE BEST DEATH BATTLE IN FUCKING YEARS AND IT WAS WITH FUCKING LEGO CHARACTERS
>>155671028Nah, this is how it should go>Gohan vs Atreus>Mark vs Rodimus Prime>Ultraman Zero vs Thor
>>155670961Whoever made this was retarded because MHA loses all these matchups.
>>155671038???Isaac had tragedies, but now he has Ryūko.>>155671047???
>>155670997BEASTrap annihilates every single person there and becomes the FIRST 0-6 fighter on Death Battle in the most DIMES season in DB HISTORY...
>>155671023
>>155671040Springtrap isnt coming back from this one.
>>155671040remnant bullshit, agony bullshit, if he surgically implants one of his organs into a machine he'd be able to control it
>>155671043He always comes back... and that gives him the most eclectic matchup spread ever for some reason
>>155671059TOMATILLO!!!
>>155670198Sometimes I want to defend OPM for fun but then I realise what I'm trying to defend doesn't exist anymore.
>>155671060holy newfag
>>155671059True, you never miss, GODtillo.
>>155671070This gag cost WB millions of dollars.
>>155671057>>Mark vs Rodimus Prime Sadly this one seems the most likely and I don't think dbg realizes it. If the dbcast has to resort to something stupid like Future Gohan slaughtering a bunch of evil Mark variants then yeah it's a retarded MU that doesn't work because the power balance is too big to just assume Mark isn't gonna die after getting punched once.
>>155671028Just because Gohan vs. Mark is hated by some groups for being a stomp doesn't make Gohan vs. Zero a good matchup at all.
>>155671040He can possess you and corrupt your soul, but if you have happy memories you can resist itAnd also he jobs to fire no matter what
>Kratos vs Doomslayer>Kirito vs Neo>Eren Yeager vs Ken Kaneki>Miles Morales vs Rico Rodriguez>Kazuma vs Subaru>Blackbeard vs Squirrel Girl>Uryu vs Vegeta>Invincible vs Luke Skywalker>Gentildonna vs Yujiro Hanma>Homelander vs Nemesis>Sasuke vs Zoro>Yhwach vs Reinhard>Luffy vs Houshou Marine>Yuta vs Shirou
>>155671067Until he loses to his bVll Shaggy
>>155671094I would say the OPM web comic is consistently more fun to read than either super or the OPM Manga/Anime
Some MUs I think would be interesting to see Samus vs Kerrigan Yugo vs Aang Korra vs Rey Junko vs Springtrap Frisk vs Ness Mario vs Kirby Baki vs Ohma Kaguya (Naruto) vs Kaguya (Touhou) Piccolo vs Knuckles Thrall vs Ghazghkull
>>155670991There’s no fucking way anyone believes Homelander beats All-Might
Are there any posters on this website that could stand a chance against the average /dbg/SCHOLAR? It feels like even the weakest faggots here are operating on a level of raw intellectual and physical dominance that is unprecedented on 4chan, doubtless hardened by years of intensive battle in these halls./v/, /pol/, /b/, /dbs/, every single one of these sissies all KNEEL before the CHADS of CHADth CHADttle CHADneral. Prove me wrong.
>>155671098We were all new at one point.
>>155671106I really don't give a shit give Gohan an actual fight against someone that will push him to go SSJ.
KAZUMATOS!subarusura...
>>155671043>>155671040Springtrap if composited has:An insta kill touch (from stitchwraith)Male pregnancy The ability to remote possess machinesPretty decent immortality The ability to spread himself and make a new body (man in the room 1280)Remote control over various animatronics The ability to cause delirium on command with phantomsMultiple forms/skinsAnd more
>>155671125Post Cucky Might tanking MFTL lasers.
>>155671104They escalated Omni-Man's power level exponentially between the Homelander and Bardock matches so it would be the funniest thing to ever happen if Sinister Mark ended up eating Future Gohan because of some other thing like picrel
>>155671113>Blackbeard vs Squirrel Girl>Luffy vs Houshou MarineKEK
>>155671140All of that and his most impressive feat is still breaking wooden doors in dead by daylight...
>>155671140>Male pregnancy????!??!
>>155671156Feats don't matter
>KazumatosEvery single scholar has seen him get fucked up the ass by a BBC futa.
>>155671107>And also he jobs to fire no matter whatHe tanked fire twice and has a fire form though?>>155671113>>Eren Yeager vs Ken KanekiI like this one. I forgot it existed.>>Luffy vs Houshou MarineIt would be intensely funny if Luffy lost this.
>>155671160Spiderman and Superman are just as fucked as All Might
>>155671166this. scaling doesn't matter either. conjecture is KING in Death Battle
>>155671134Just super saiyan? Not his god awful meme form he was tricked into unlocking?
>>155671160GEEEEEG!
>>155671160This reminds me how we’ve never seen Deku’s dad onscreen. He’s not dead or anything, just “busy at work”, even when some eldritch monster is turning the entire country to ash apparently.
>>155671142>tanking so not even dodging it?
>>155671040literally hacking bots
>>155671079>if he surgically implants one of his organs into a machine he'd be able to control itI could see it being a specific potential win-con for him against Junko, but she controls so many Monokumas I don't think it would matter. Plus she can self-destruct them>>155671107>but if you have happy memories you can resist itJunko is happy destroying the world. She tanks it, unless she willing lets it happen to make herself feel despair.>>155671140I think it ends up with Junko's mechs outnumbering him at worse and he just suffers forever.
>>155671165He makes a male pregnant in a book. We shit posted about this before.>>155671156He can kill the creator of his own universe.
>>155671160you just reminded me that I once had a dream DC revealed Dick Grayson was bisexual and he was having sex with black gangsters every time he went outside on patrol since he was Robin...
>>155671134Then just having Gohan fight Superboy or Galacta makes about as much sense, and they have about the same connection
>>155670961All-Might is for Yusuke/Kuuga
>>155670968Ragatha wins by making Hulk not mad
>>155671146Would be even funnier is they then scaled Future Gohan to GodTrunks in Heroes and Future Gohan still ate Mark alive even with Omnipitus scaling. The salt could destroy all fresh water on earth.
>>155671165He makes a male pregnant in a book. We shit posted about this before.>>155671156He can kill the creator of his own universe. He rapes Junko btw.>>155671188>think it ends up with Junko's mechs outnumbering him at worse and he just suffers foreverI don't think so. Because Springtrap can take control of them and use them. If killed he can possess a monakuma. He just has too much shit.
>>155671201No he isn't tokufag
I want Kazuma vs Subaru just because of all the potential futaposting we could get in the waiting period
>>155671184because then you can self-insert as the dad so you'd be the one fucking Deku's mom just like what Araki did in Part 3 of Jojo
>>155671206>they scale Mark to Nolan>Nolan is on-par with Homelander in MK1>Homelander is on-par with Superman in the DC crossoverDone.
>>155671201Only if Kuuga wins.
>>155671215KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGnicbro btw.
>>155671212>If killed he can possess a monakumaJunko makes it self destruct or the several thousand other Monokumas move that specific one somewhere else.
>>155671215Mi hero es Sonic btw
>>155671203she drow jax to suicide with her toxicity
>>155671206That's the expected outcome though just with broader composite reasoning. Invincible beating DBZ is one of the biggest salt farms in powerscaling. Bardock isn't even a particularly prevalent character compared to Gohan, albeit an alternate universe but highly respected one, and ztards went apeshit
>>155671215Futaposting only applies to Kazuma, Subaru has femboyposting though.
>>155671225Springtrap can't prevent them from self destructing once they're a part of him because...?
Here is your pokemon pity win
>>155671214Gonna cry?
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall standBetween their loved home and the war’s desolation!Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n rescued landPraise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall waveO’er the land of the free and the home of the brave
>>155670968Why is that even a thing? Who started going after who?
>>155671220I’d rather insert into Bakugo’s mom if you catch my drift
>>155671236Junko plays the funny baloon boy sound in another room and Sping trap gets horny enough to go check
>>155671221>Scales to Superman via Homelander >Scales to Hulk and Thor via Gladiator via Supreme >Scales above Suprema lifting the universe via Supreme>Scales to universal via Omnipotus via Dinosaurus via Mark Holy shit...
Post MUs with a weird combination of series
>>155671236Has Springtrap ever possessed a machine with a self destruct feature?
>Sonic characters get the Chaos Emeralds>Batman gets the Hellbat suit>Ash gets every Pokemon>Yugi gets every card>Junko gets a quintillion Monokumas>but not a SINGLE Dragon Ball character has gotten the Dragon Balls in their fight
still funny that before the episode came out /dbg/ agreed Nolan won thanks to having superior speed and throwing your opponent into space is a consistent strategy in Invincible so he could just cause Bardock to suffocate
>>155671257Would Subaru get the futa BBC inside him during the fight?
>>155671203>MFW I'll never have Ragatha as my wife.
>>155671257When the fuck has Goku or Vegeta ever even tried that in the middle of a fight
>>155671255Just because he hasn't doesn't mean he can't.>>155671249That only works when Springtrap is in his Springlock suit. Agony William Afton (what would be possessing the Monakumas and making them a part of him) doesn't have that weakness.
>>155671252>jobs to two guys with knives
>>155671257Yeah DB has an overwhelming amount of bigotry towards the latinx community, this isn’t new
>>155671263You mean Kazuma?
>>155671120>Thrall vs GhazghkullShould be Thrall vs Grimgor, fantasy vs fantasy. Also better themes, since Thrall and Grimgor were both raised as slaves that escaped and eventually freed their people and were chosen by a force of the planet. Ghaz was a grunt who got a lucky surgery and rose to the top. It also works better if you're including their armies, as Grimgor's Waaagh! and Thrall's Horde are more evenly matched than Thrall fighting an opponent who can just crash a meteor into the planet and has sci-fi stuff.
>>155671276>Green jew fightPass
>>155671262Z tards love to talk smack until you ask them how much their characters can lift
>>155671170Nothing wrong with serving a superior woman with a BBC.
>>155671263You mean catboy penis?
>Saitama: “I heard you’re the strongest in your verse, Goku. At long last, I might have a battle that excites me for once in my l-“>Goku: “Shenron, I wish Saitama’s limiter was turned back on!”>YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED>Goku: “Okay, let’s fight now! Wew, I’m getting EXCITED!”
>>15567127640k is more popular so of they ever do a Warhammer matchup it would be that
New really big IPs don't really come up much anymore.
>>155671257post the number of fights in Dragon Ball where one of the combatants of the fight and not an outside individual uses the Dragon Balls in the middle of it
>>155671289There is no way in hell a Terran Marine is going to ever touch a Space Marine
>>155671189Hmmm
>>155671320Why the hell would Goku do that he prefers to fight opponents at their strongest
>>155671267>>155671333>T-They’ve never done it onscreen, so it’s impossible!Post a single reason why a wish wouldn’t work mid-battle
Will's best wincon against Junko is a future game confirming he secretly was able to find and retrieve The Mimic because Glitchtrap hacking into all of the Monokumas and Alter Ego Junko would fuck Junko over hard
>>155671350No, his best win con is Junko letting herself lose for the sake of despair and then Alter Ego Junko doing the same thing
>>155671347Because if their strength is infinity, then there’s no way to reach it, so it might as well be zero. Remember how Goku vs Superman 2 ended?
>>155671348Well for one do you think the other guy is gonna let it happen and not.. you know. Destroy the dragon balls. And secondly these fights are like 5 minutes long.
Knull bros... We jobbed in two separate comics this week...
>>155671320>Not "Shenron, I wish my power had no limits?"
>>155671348
>>155671362All Goku has to do is say his wish at lightspeed and it’ll be too late to stop him
>>155671365KWAB
>>155671360That makes no fucking sense>>155671378He's not doing that
>>155671257Ash didn't get every Pokemon and Yugi didn't get every card, speedwatcher.
>>155671378post Goku saying any wish in lightspeed
>>155671374Saitama has no reason to do that to someone that isn’t attacking him
>>155671257Shenron is too unreliable and can't really affect powerful opponents. At best he's just a convenient Full Heal and even then you can just make him explode before he can do anything
>>155671395Time gets slowed down for the audience all the time in Dragon Ball
BEAST!
"Why didn't Vegeta just grab the dragonballs and wish Thor was dead?" Because Shenron would be scared shitless of Thor and tell Vegeta "nah bro you're on your own"
>>155671320Shenron can't affect things stronger than him
>>155671350They'll more likely do it after Fnaf movie 3 and DR2X2 releases
>>155671412well he can if the plot is bad (Daima)
>>155671400What about that boost Piccolo got in super hero that pushed him several arcs ahead even though he was probably already more powerful than that Shenron?
>>155671408Obviously Thor’s too strong for Shenron to kill. Instead, Vegeta goes:>”Shenron, I wish Mjolnir was permanently covered in baby oil so Thor can never hold it again!”
>>155671257>AW MAN! DEATH BATTLE JUST GAVE ME ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS SUPERMAN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME SUPERMAN'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE SUPERMAN-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM CLARK!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN SUPERMAN'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM SUPERMAN'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW SUPERMAN, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD SUPERMAN! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM SUPERMAN!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF SUPERMAN'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>155671425that was specifically a biased gift
>>155671428k, b, c
>>155671428
>>155671406He's so cute...
>>155671428https://youtu.be/vqnjdekXELs?si=TvnkSozcv3hhYpI-
>>155671428................
>>155671406is this the guy that wants to eat Knull?
>>155670734>The only non fraudulent character in all of Naruto vs some bitch whore slut and Lady NagantWe all hate MHA but that's overkill
They tell me, "Keep it simple, " I tell them, "Take it slow"I feed and water an idea so I let it growI tell them, "Take it easy, " they laugh and tell me, "No"It's cool, but I don't see them laughin' at my money, thoughThey spittin' facts at me, I'm spittin' tracks, catch me?I'm spinning gold out my records, know you can't combat meThey tell me, "Jesus walks, " I tell them, "Money talks"Bling got me chill 'cause I'm living in an iceboxThey tell me I've been sleepin', I say, "I'm wide awake"Tracks hot and ready, so they call me Mr. Easy-BakeThey say the grass is greener, I think my grass is dankDriving with a drank on an empty tank to the bankDo you feel me? Take a look inside my brainThe people always different, but it always feels the sameThat's the real me, pop the champagneThe haters wanna hurt me, and I'm laughin' at the painStayin' still, eyes closedLet the world just pass me byPain pills, nice clothesIf I fall, I think I'll flyTouch me, MidasMake me part of your designNone to guide usI feel fear for the very last time
>>155671468isn't Naruto also a non-fraud which is weird since he's the MC and they're usually always frauds
Can we go back to Columbo Vs Light posting againPlease
What the actual FUCK is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off.
>>155671181What's wrong with Gohan BEAST? Other than being so high testosterone it makes your hero look like a sissy in comparison, of course.
>>155671406BARBATOSTOS!
>>155671498'member berries transformation that gohan was tricked into unlocking by piccolo. It has no emotional weight behind it at all.
>>155671492Light has Jump Force scaling so he wins
>all this because I dared to say that DBZ should get the same treatment as DC and Sonic
Mario.
>>155671365This Godzilla shit is still going on? Feels like it's been forever
>>155671543the green guy?
How strong is PalWorld?
Match ups with this feel?https://youtu.be/lkCPlKANPzs?
>>155671555>
>>155671555Luigi is the green one.
>>155671590isn't he the car?
>>155671492I honestly think Light wins. I'm not sure where Columbo starts his investigation and what either really get. Does L exist in this situation, is the world government calling him instead? Is this a story where Columbo replaces L all together, takes L place after he dies? If we're going by Death Battle standard then everyone is at their peak, which could different things depending on who you ask.
>>155671573They have guns
>>155671439That implies Shenron is just choosing to limit himself, but pretty much every example of him not being able to effect stronger beings implies he's literally incapable, not that he's just holding back.
>>155671515>HBOCing shounen jumpKek light is cooked
>>155671493They crave the attention their parents never gave them.
>>155671425Namekian warrior tribe thing
>>155671628every avatarfag here...
>>155671573It scales to Terraria so it automatically shortstops pokefrauds
>Goku vs Saitama in 2026Can't wait for when they do Ken Kaneki vs Eren.
>>155671493I'm not interested in Light vs Columbo either but you don't need to react like this
>>155671594No, that's Lamborghini. Luigi is the guy who chases ghosts.
>>155671652>Goku vs Saitamaboth are still hugely popular >>155671652
>>155671675... in the trans community.
>>155671675Nobody cares about cucky Saitama anymore. Murata and the anime killed his hype.
>>155671675
>>155671652Doesn't Ken unironically win and is stronger or on par with Titan Eren?
>>155671652And yet somehow, it still feels less dated than Among Us vs Fall Guys
>>155667619And he really did...
SLEEPER GODS!
>>155671675Yeah ones a has-been series with shitty animation, horrendous writing and its desperately trying to recapture its glory days and the other one is one punch man.
>>155671406>Astolfo victim
>>155671702I'm pretty sure Ken's kaiju form at the end of the series is bigger and stronger than Founding Titan Eren
>>155671723Why did you randomly start talking about Bleach at the start there?
>>155671406>>155671729Both job to penis.
THE STRONGEST FEMBOYS IN THE MULTIVERSE!
>>155671752WHERE
>>155671752>Mario and Sonic out of nowhere
>>155671747Yeah Kazuma and Subaru are penis victims.
>>155671428>Superman >Foreskin
>>155671780Stop IT NOW
>>155671365Holy shit you weren't kidding.
>all men have a prostate>therefore all men job to cockMenbros...when did we become penis's SISSIES? We always hide behind our BVLL women immediately!
>>155671573Weak as shit, the average earthquake spamming Garchomp would unironically solo the entire verseThe "legendaries" in that game brag about being faster than sound and doing shit like creating big waves (you know basically what every single water type can do with Surf)
>>155671813Cock jobs to bussy.
>>155671813Meanwhile most cocks can't make a pussy cum...
Dragon Ball gays be like >AYOO GOKU WUZ MULTIVERSAL N SHIEETbut then died after 0.0001 sec in space because Goku can't breathe without oxygen
>>155671817>The "legendaries" in that game brag about being faster than sound and doing shit like creating big wavesHaha that's crazy...
BUSSYTOS!pussysura...
>Jiren out of THIN AIR
>>15567185150 METERS PER SECOND???
Uh oh pokemelty incoming
>>155671780>Be Superman >wake up>use heat vision to burn off stubble >uh oh! too much sun dip and foreskin grew back>GRIP it and BURN that shit off>TRVTH >JVSTICE >AND THE AMERICAN WAY!
>>155671780How do you circumcise a kryptonian
I could high-diff nugget baby Superman who wears a chastity cage made out of kryptonite.
>>155671893I didn't need to read that
>>155671841>>155671753>>155671752>>155671477
KINGrio.
>>155671918no you can't
>>155671918King K. Rool who wished for him to have that chastity cage using the banandium root...
Since the Pal Tamer can capture humans, couldn't they end any match against a trainer by simply catching them?
>>155671573I don't think the average pal is stronger than the average pokemon.I'm mostly of the opinion that your average normal pal is stronger than baby and first stage evolution pokemon.Late stage evolutions have way better feats even if you discard dex entries since you see Pokemon like Haxorus being able to cause massive explosions with their moves and many late stage evos are just do fast they can't even be tagged.Aside from that, Pokemon have such a variable set of Abilities that the pals don't really have an answer to, stuff like Psychic Powers, Dream Manipulation, Ghost Possesion, Etc.Palworld seems to mostly cap around Building/Large Building levels of Power while pokemon scales too high.
>>155671893
>>155671851We see Mewtwo moving faster than light (actual light made lasers) on screen in the Genesec movie though
>>155671918Jiren…you still lost.
>>155672003Sorry...
>>155671971btw forgot to mention but this post is sponsored by GameFreak and Nintendo. Be sure to pick up your copy of Pokemon Legends: ZA (with the Mega Dimensions DLC bundle) for Switch 2 today and pre order Pokemon Wind and Waves!
>>155671939Think about it though, Tone. Sudden hair loss, pale skin syndrome...? AIDS?
>>155672018
>>155672011>Try to give a honest Powerscaling answer >Palsissy gets his feelings hurt
Post any Pokemon destroying a mountain.
>>155671998They can't have been that fast because Mewtwo is capped under 100mph
>Moro thinks Metal Sonic could've beaten Bowser had Jr. not have been there IIRC>Tahu vs Kai's storyboarder said Tahu would have won had he used the Mask of Time during the climaxAny other examples of this?Not taking it seriously by the way
>>155672041The Palworldschizo thinks he's on /v/ not /co/. He was acting similarly during Shadow/Mewtwo.
>>155672051https://youtube.com/shorts/kZMMJRP9KrsPost a palworld destroying a mountain
PALTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!Pokesura…
>>155671718Everything about symbiotes is deeply upsetting since Knull.
Feels like we got all the basic DB moves in MetalCell already. I'm just anticipating the return of UI.
>>155672079W-well... I can post a Pal being very sexy and breedable...
>>155670528>Have not done a sailor moon episode >Have not done Junktrap >Have not done Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny>Have not done a Freddy Krueger episode >Have not done an X episode >Luke Skywalker has a singular episode against a building level fraudThey have a lot of possible episodes. They just fucking suck at picking actually interesting matchups and are churning out slop
>everyone I don't like is from another board!Pokeschizo...
>>155672113people only show up for sonic and dragon ball anon
Christofuh? Paulie? They take it in the back like Vito did. LORDnic blitzes into Bada Bing and slits the throats of every stripper there in an attosecond. FAGony tries shooting Sonic but then sees Sonic's cute perky tight blue asshole. He's cheated on Carmela so many times with his goomars but he now is canonically attracted to teen hog hole. Sonic smirks and licks his lips before going to work on the homes. Within seconds he has all of those trash hauling dagos desperately trying to tongue shit from his asshole like they normally do in prison. Christofuh moans as he shoots his spaghetti pozzload into LORDnic's ass but Sonic wags his finger. FAGopher then has a drug fueled heart attack while Paulie becomes a F-A-G. Sonic laughs as FAGony imagines himself getting buttraped by his fat coach as his tiny shriveled up Pisano can't penetrate GODnic's cheeks. Within seconds the DiMeo crime family has become the DoSonic sissy family. KO!
>>155672114>>everyoneI said just you? Hard of reading?
>/co/ucks fear the B/v/LLSMany such cases
Let's go with something more fairJacinthe vs the entire palworld verse with 10000 years of prep time And Jacinthe can't use her Mega Clefable
>>155672113>[BUILDING LEVEL FRAUD] has a singular episode against a building level fraudBeing generous with calling Luke building level btw since he never force lifts a building in the movies
I think Columbo wins against Light because I like Columbo and I dislike Light.
Sure Pokemon might have lost all of its modern matchups and become the laughingstock of powerscaling for losing to Sonic...b-but at least w-we're stronger than these guys...r-right?
>>155671350Monokumas have resisted hacking ever since Ultra Despair Girls plus that still wouldn't mean anything when Junko could just blow them up or use the remnants of despair
>>155672128Any reason why they couldnt capture and make her a slave without all that
So there's this monster. Well...He's not exactly a monster. And he's not the boogey man... He's the Boogey Monster.
>>155672128>Jacinthe had a Gardevoir on her teamPalbros... It's over...
>>155672168>Sub room level black hole
I'm still waiting for someone to post a Pal destroying a mountain...
>>155671365Gee, it's almost like I've been telling /dbg/ that Knull can't control Godzilla at all, and at any given moment, Godzilla can get sick of Knull's shit and bitch slap him. But Nooooo, /dbg/ capefags had to rush to defend Knull.
>>155672186Psoting a Pokemon destoriyng the planet first
>>155672186What makes you think anyone wants to?
Why would someone destroy a mountain? Pals aren't MONSTERS.
>>155672155>Capturing a strong Black KWEEN and making her your slave?KINGtos disapproves, you must become a BETTER MAN
>>155672155That be racist and hot af
>>155672140But he did in the comics
>>155672235haha just wondering do you think there are any thematic connections to fighter pilots or people who use rings for their power?
>>155672155Aurorus and Clefable know Protect >>155672180Still stronger than anything in palworld btw
>>155671550I mean, when they first did the crossover in the 70s, Godzilla got like, twenty something issues.
>>155672222>*catches Kratos*"Huh, these stats are worthless"
>>155671971Pals kind of have to be grounded by design because if they had crazy shit like mountain busting you'd be wondering why the fuck they aren't better at mining at your base.Similar issue with raiding oil rigs and fighting attack helicopters in late game. If they were Pokemon level in lore there would be no narrative reason those things are challenging.
PUNCHDOWN MONGOTTA LOSE EM ALL
Palworld is multiplayer right? Can you catch other players
>>155672222And on top of that she is a sapphic icon, these guys are MONSTERS
>>155672236>But he did in [SHIT GEORGE NEVER CONSIDERED CANON]
>>155672257>Caught kratos with a regular pokeball and at the first try.KEKtos, bitterly, crying.
A-at least Palworld can beat a single non evolved Eevee... Right?
Erm pokeslobs, your response?
>>155672295>pokeballYou mean Palball?... Or whatever they call their balls
>>155672313They are following on Yugioh's footsteps
>>155672318I don't know, I was just mocking a fraud.
>>155672295IT'S CALLED A PAL SPHERE
>>155672313Does not surprise me. game hobbyists are some of the fattest and most slovenly bastards out there. worst I've smelt is still indie wrestling fans though
>D-don't make me post the billions Pokémon made from putting Pikachu on diapers again!
>>155667614>CHADren SOLOS everything and everyone in this thread.
I can't beat Jacinthe...
>>155672313Never been to a convention before? The obese masses and their unwashed asses.
>>155672331Ok.
>>155672340...no one...
HELP MY BOUNDLESS LIMITLESS IRRELEVANT SPEED!
>>155672340Palsissy...
>>155672329FVUARK Yami was TEACHING Ash the path of stinky?
>>155672338Shitgon Shit Shitper...
Palworld monsters are intentionally designed to job to human tech, I don't think even fans of the game are gonna fight back on this one.
>>155672351Saitama needs to be this strong to win
>>155672313These poison type specialist man... They give all trainers a bad reputation!
just a reminder, the new pokology book they just translated confirmed that the pokedex entries aren't written by kids. so magcargo being hotter than the fucking sun is a scientific fact.
>>155672313K O F F I N G
>>155672371We know. The Galar fossils already revealed that anyone can call themselves a scientist and write those dex entries with no fact checking
>>155672351lol
Coffee?
>>155672313It's called STRATEGY. Just like if you threatened to fall off a ledge to your death if you lose.
>>155672391you mean the rogue scientist who mashes fossilmons together so badly they lose their rock typing because of how bad she is? book states it's the professors who do it, so oak, elm, rowan, who ever the fuck came after them
>>155672399Dragon Ball Super characters are impressed by this canonically.
>>155672408No, tea
Who won?
>>155672417!?!
>>155672408MONSTER ENERGY!!!
>>155672408Coca-cola
>>155672425Juan Wan won one victory
>>155672425Somehow, Pokemon won
>>155672351Megatronbros...
>>155672408Pepsi.
>>155672413Wait so whoever reports on a Pokemon first can just make shit up?
>>155672445what if the decepticons were freaky and instead of megatron, he was peg-a-tron.
>>155672329Bullshit Yugioh cardfags' strategy is to beat the shit out of eachother
>>155672425>WinnersKINGtos Columbo Jacinthe Circumcized Superman >LosersPalworld Jiren Light BnH
>>155672313
>>155672313Smash Pros vs Poke Pros
>>155672467I like how Meg's trans name is Ron. Its just the other part of her full name MegatRON
>>155672478Literal shit looking aura that is reminiscent of cartoon stink lines.
>>155672490>the smelliest fanbase in history vs the smelliest fanbase today
>>155672494Peterbros...why is our daughter trooning out?
>>155672496It's his AURA BRUH!!!
>>155672494Oh my god I never got that
>>155672413Yes it seems like anyone in universe can just write whatever so nothing really changed
>>155672504>Grabs his face and shoves it in his ass and farts
>>155672477TRVTH NVKE
>>155672504What he gets for naming her after a TRANSformer.
>>155672504There's a cutaway where Meg was born with a penis
>obsessing over the ISTOS
>>155672513well not really? it disproves the pokedex entries were written by the kids. seems you need to be a pokemon professor to write the dex entries. which begs the question: how the fuck did the professors encounter the legendary pokemon? the mythic ones?
>>155672515IIIiIEEEEEE FORGIVE ME PETER-SAMA, ROS IS FUCKING CALID OK!!!1
>>155672542This thread is a one horse town https://youtu.be/R_qkhGCQF9w?is=d799CDF3kGRhhrqx
guys don't bother arguing with it, it looks like this, lives in this kind of room.
>Loses>Haters seethe >Wins>Haters seethe There is no pleasing you people
>>155672558Well, at least he lives in a house with a roof over his head.A better question would be whether he lives in his own house or if that is his parents house.
>>155672580
>>155672580Because Deku is a cucky s-o-yboi along with everyone else in MHA. If he was like Lobo or someone cool, everyone would like him.
>>155672583There is nothing wrong in living with your parents
>>155672558>moeshitter falseflagDone.
>>155672580At least we got Deku the street tier slayer out of it
>>155672616>e-es false flaghighly doubt
>>155672602>Lobo Or Deadpool am i right? Fuck you
>>155672611I agree, I meant it more as a measure of success/financial stability/independence. I think that the only question that could actually matter would be his nationality.
>>155672633Mad that Deku will forever be a cucky boi and a soft hearted pussy bitch?
>>155672611Agreed, unless they’re living in the basement THEN they are actual subhuman and on multiple watchlists
>>155672666No Satan. I just don't like Lobo
>>155672580He's more popular than cucky Asta and that makes me seethe.
>>155672635There is NOTHING wrong in being from Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan, or Sri Lanka.
>>155672732Pakistanbros… we won!
>>155672732There's nothing wrong with being from Argentina because it's a white country, I don't know about the other countries except the fact that indians are unhygienic brown retards.
