The OPUS of OPUSES!
IT'S DA SPOOKY MONTH
oh hey new G1bloghttps://g1-team.com/2026/09/30/death-battle-predictions-tmnt-vs-ninjago/
KINGTOS ROAAAR
what was your honest genuine reaction when you saw this
>>155681095Brother
>>155681109ROARTOOOOOOOS!
>>155681110>KINGTOS SWEEP
KINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOS
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KRATOS
>>155681148t. asura
>SMURFtos has to fight pajeets because real fights like against Doom Slayer and Dante fodderize him
>>155681095>next blog is Lucina vs GrovyleSeriously why are people pushing for that matchup so hard? What's so interesting about it? It's just gonna come down to Dialga vs gacha shit
>>155681095>In this OVA, the galaxy is threatened by an evil ancient being known as Dark Mu, contained in a crystal known as the dark mutastone. Most significantly, she is shown to be eradicating multiple stars at once from lightyears away while on Shredder and Kraang’s spaceship (272 Quettatons-25 KiloFOE). To combat her, the turtles team up with Crys-Mu, her light counterpart, and are given the Mutastones of light to counteract Dark-Mu’s power. The Mutastones give each of the turtles Super Mutation forms (that make all of them look eerily reminiscent of Wolverine) along with powerful weapons and attacks, with a 3 minute timer in this form each. But these transformations alone are not enough to defeat Dark Mu, and the turtles need to access an even higher form to do so. With a mere 100 second time limit, the turtles in their super forms are able to fuse into The Saint, a cosmic giant that can block and deflect attacks from Dark Mu in her prime, although needed Crys-Mu’s help to ultimately defeat her with their Mega Final Saint Break. Because of this, their super form massively upscales a level of strength that matches that of the ninja. Making this potentially the closest fight the turtles can wage against them. Let’s go more in depth.Why didn't they do Composite Turtles vs Ninjago to see how giving Turtles literally everything affects the outcome anyways?
this shit was so funny lol
is this like /dbs/ from /a/ where DB is so bad it mind broke the general
>>155681171Dialga in PMD is planet level at best and maingame FE wank matches that now>What's so interestingPeople like Pokemon and Fire Emblem
Jesus fucking christ just sending the turtles out to fucking die. Those lego boys don't play.
>decide to look up TMNT on VSBW for kickshttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles>However, where the series really shines is in its cosmic entities. Galactose was a threat to "multiple futures" and could destroy entire timelines on a quantum level. Lord Simultaneous was capable of creating an item that when weaponized could destroy every universe and views it as nothing more than a helpful tool, and Wyrm could bend reality on a Multi-Solar System level scale. Additionally, there exists a species of aliens who came from a higher plane of existence and were a threat to "all planes of existence", though their canonicity is dubious.Nigga what
>>155681185the whole thread was funny https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147350491/#147351531
>>155681185I'm convinced Sony slipped them some money
>>155681192No. /dbg/ is a /dbs/ colony and we also attract a majority of the /co/ schizos. For at least the moment we don't have to deal with the Sonic Prime Arena or femTails schizo(s).
>>155681227TMNT is one of those franchises where it actually has a busted cosmology with explicit infinite universes and higher dimensions that would shit all over most non-DC/Marvel verses but absolutely no one that anyone cares about scales to it
>>155681185I’m telling you, there’s not an episode that broke this place harder than Krasura. You could argue BenHal, GokuSups, or Omnidock all day but Krasura legitimately warped this place. Nowadays, I just like to imagine a timeline where Asura wins and this general has some semblance of sanity left.
>>155681192>this like /dbs/ from /a/No. We're nothing like those RACIST, TRANSPHOBIC, and HOMOPHOBIC CHUDS. We are BETTER MEN! The ONLY thing we have in common with them is the we have the exact same fetishes.
>>155681227watch turtles forever it's kino and actually has multiversal cosmology
>>155681282People don’t mention this but Asura’s Wrath came out when Crapcom’s reputation was in the fucking gutters. They did not only mishandle the game’s marketing but all the general practices around it was abhorrent.
>>155681289>>155681282With all due respect bros it's been an entire year. You can't keep letting this one episode ruin dbg forever. It can't be that hard to let go and move on.
WhatHowDoes anyone else have that on their screen?
FTL+TOS
>>155681266The turtles have a 79D cosmology btw
>>155681320It was on this day that ben said "I'm going to shit on this series just you wait..."
>>155681350continuously expanding dungeon that kratos outsped actually
>>155681323I'd think most of us have, it is just a couple of guys running it into the ground.
>>155681323The KINGtosposting had been going on for so long during the waiting period and when Kratos won, it rooted itself into these threads and the shitty episode spawned so many memes that Krasura just became part of the DNA of this place. It’s unfortunate but it’s like a parasite and /dbg/ is the host.
I-it's okay bros..we still have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_CO5BuQ__E
>>155681363If he's FTL+ how is the crystal illuminating the room for him
>>155681208>People like Pokemon and Fire EmblemSure but there's gotta be something better than an NFE scaling merchant vs Lucina. I vaguely remember there being a Pokemon vs Fire Emblem matchup that was Ghetsis vs some green haired bitch
>>155681374>non canon fanfiction ASSISSYra copeSad!
>>155681350>>155681363>>155681386
>>155681171Primal Dialga is a nerfed Dialga
https://youtu.be/hBVmGQDcSmU?si=tkULdu41PGx3vFGBSince they said they don't want to do Kira vs Adachi because it would be a stomp, is there any chance they'll give Carnage another shot? Or will they do Kira vs Adachi anyway despite knowing it's a stomp like when they did Megaman vs Astro Boy
>non canon fanfiction>Death Battle out of NOWHERE You must be better.
>>155681386uh uh crystal that transcends time and space. it's conceptual light not real light particles moving through space...
>>155681351What the fuck
>>155681351Fuck, imagine if the turtles scaled to that.
CANON Battle
>>155681396It's funny because Death Battle is also non-canon fanfiction and that video is older than the Death Battle one.
>>155681351TURTLEPOWER
>>155681439yeah but that was clearly made by some bias fan boy and not impartial honest death battle
>>155681447The ending has a poll that shows most people chose Asura though.
>>155681374>asura isn't blackNONCANON
>>155681447Unlike Death Battle which was neither impartial or honest.
>>155681389Lucina is also a scaling merchant>GhetsisGhetsis vs Rhea? It's okay I guessI think most people would want the next big FE match to be a Lord, and most of them have kinda shit matchups.Grovyle works fine for what it is, it's not like you need a ton for a Lucina match outside of "time traveler" and "tries to prevent bad future"
>>155681447This. Death Battle is 100% correct with every result. Only seething Asurajeets say otherwise.
>>155681447>>155681505Ok, what now?
>>155681505>>155681447
>>155681526Outdated verdict. Spawn beats cuckly MONSTERtos but gets no diffed by chaddy Norsetos who snaps Floydawn's neck after telling him he must be better
>>155681374This too.https://youtu.be/RfUnjH-V6Sc?is=DkqzlLj3irNPupBTA stickman fight is more kino than the actual episode.
>>155681300I hate how it shat on the 80's series. Don't get me wrong the 2003 series was better script-wise but I like the characterization of the 80's characters better. Especially Shredder because he actually does stuff instead of just sitting in a chair punishing his underlings.
>>155681516>As always these fights are not accurate.>They are based on polls.Zero research.Noncanon.
Dude, NECA the toy company lost the rights to the TMNT, they're gonna go bankrupt now.
>>155681211the blog exists just to show that composite TMNT would stomp all their other matchups
>>155681535But he said >>155681505And also, Death Battles latest scaling has Spawn ranked as INFINITELY MORE POWERFUL than kratos. So, no, kratos doesn't win.>RacismFake kratosSCHOLAR alert!He's NOT a better man!
>Ultimate Drako broke out of the multiversal Time Scepter>who the Turtles beatHuh, wouldn't they get multiversal scaling from that?
>This. Death Battle is 100% correct with every result. Only seething Asurajeets say otherwise.
>>155681550>NECAHow would you pronounce this?
EVERYONE MUST DO THE NIKODANCE NOW!!! FOR NIKOCADO HIMSELF HAS GIVEN ME THE POWER OF THE ASS VOID!!! DANCE THE NIKO DANCE NOW!!!
>>155681602WE MUST BE BIGGER MEN
Can we go back to talking about Mario vs Sonic?
>>155681599Like Necro, but replace the RO with A.
>>155681586Not familiar with that version of them. Did they have a temporary power boost when doing so? If not the blog missed it or they didn't like it
>>155681542>shat on the 80's seriesit made the mirage turtles look even cooler than the 2003 ones so they got the only part that mattered correct
>>155681560KINGtos hates all niggers, jews, jeets and spics and regards them as lower-than-beast subhuman lower than wh*toid vermin. But he loves and welcomes them because he is better. Seething cuckies like Asissyra and Icantbreatheawn would never understand because they are sissly slaves to their anger and rage. Yup Kingtos taught them the way to be better
>>155681602>>155681606Why is he so FAT?
>>155681607No one cares about that never ending shit flinging contest. The shit posts for it aren't even funny any more
>>155681607Can you go back to taking your shoes off
BIRTHDAYsura...
Asura's wrath is such a weird game. I mean the music is fucking strange as well, this is LITERALLY one of the fight songs https://youtu.be/4Diu2N8TGKA
>>155681632What birthday gift did he receive from Kratos
>>155681632Composite birthday scaling > all of fiction and reality
>>155681641OFFENBACH....ISNT!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKING!!!!!!!!! DVORAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155681629The same Krasura loop isn't any better!
>>155681602Fuck off, LARDtos.>>155681607https://youtu.be/Y35Lew0k1jE?si=ENy6BsPnZIdtdoJH>>155681624>hates>But he lovesOxymoronic dumb fuck.>C-ACK!"Till death do us apart."Spawn still BEATS and DEFEATS kratos and his entire cosmology btw.
>>155681641You got it mixed up, anon.https://youtu.be/iL5P7MlXX4I?is=y5oP-dl1afeXuApT
>>155681657Then pick something else!
>foot fetish art
>Shinji vomiting
Can we never go back to talking about Mario vs Sonic?
>>155681606BIG ENOUGH FOR THE ASS VOID!!!>>155681607WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT IT IN THE ASS VOID??!!>>155681662NOOO!!! FUCK YOU PRAWN!!!
>>155681700Skrullnic...
>>155681701He won.
>>155681700Actual Minabro...
>Wario weiner
>>155681701>>155681705I'm going to scare you.PROVABLY!!!>>155681700Legit.
>Mario vs SonicI'd rather talk about cute boys and muscular men than cereal mascots.
.......
The last thread with an actual discussion was about Columbo vs Light, and it reached 1000+ posts.
>>155681739KEKawn! Why is he such a jobbing loser?
>>155681739>Spawn after Mark Grayson was done with him
I miss Goonrio...
>>155681740Dimes.
>>155681749Do something to bring him back
>>155681433They scale to that just as legitimately as sonic scales to Solaris.
>>155681740That one anon who came up with a genuinely plausible scenario for columbo which is annoying to know that death battle won't ever do something creative like that
>>155681739Lynched that nigger
>>155681761What did he say? Also, doesn't Columbo die?
>>155681753He was digested. It couldn't be helped
>>155681739>Early comics base Spawn who underestimated a whole town of racists that caught him off guard and by surprise.>He tanked and survived that.>>155681743>Lying.See >>155681526>>155681746>Spawn victim that hides behind the evil alt version of him that only defeated a base hellspawn that wasn't Al Simmons.Done.>>155681763And he still survived.
>>155681769>doesn't Columbo die?Doesn't Light?
Remember: Light needs EVERYTHING he ever got, end of series, Misa, Rem, the president of the united states, his rioters, his cult, his entire kira cult...Because he's going against a single detective. Light simultaneously gets everything he ever had post L, while also being the light pre L
>>155681536that video is pretty good
>>155681550I never liked how they do arms for their live action figures. Why make them so thin that they only look good in a neutral pose? Might as well make statues.
>>155681786>cucky columbo is AFRAID of composite
>>155681797Actually he still wins even if light gets all that and columbo is naked, blindfolded, limbless, and gagged.
>
>>155681786We already established that Light loses to Charmy Bee
>>155681807I was just about to post this lmfao
Morpheus Light with everything ever in his arsenal vs Columbo but with 90+ years of age limbless and blind and deaf and lobotomized and dying of a malevolent terminal cancer tumor at the final stage and with AIDS, or else you're being unfair against Light!
What's stopping PSYCHOlumbo and the LAPD from raiding Light's house and shooting everyone in it
Morpheus NeoMorpheus TrinityMorpheus Morpheus
More fews.
>SHINIGAMI EYES!>AHHHH HELP MEEE RYUK!!! THE STANDARD ISSUE POLICE PEPPER SPRAY IS TOO STRONG
It's not fair to put Light up against someone who isn't retarded, it breaks the s-setting...
>>155681862>ai
GODlumbo would rip out cucky Misa’s eyes, btw.
Neo loses to Kevin Flynn from Tron btw
>>155681862AHH MISA, MIKAMI, KIYOMI!! HITOSHI, HIGUCHI!! REM!! SAVE MEEEE!! THIS IS A NORMAL POLICE RAID.
>>155681807LMAO
Columbo stomps light if he's given novel scaling
>"Oh, Mr. Yagami...Just one more thing">Columbo pulls out his gun and points it at Light>Dozens of LAPD reveal themselves, all pointing guns at him too>Light sees Misa's shot up corpse by one of the police officers>They start to blast Light away until his corpse is completely unrecognizable >"You really were...the ultimate"
>>155681945CANONTOS!
Can you post Columbo using mace?Can you post Columbo using a gun?Can you post FAGlumbo getting laid?Can you post Columbo singlehandedly lowering the crime rate of the entire planet by 70%?Can you post Columbo's fanbase not being transgender?
Can you post Light tanking a bullet
>>155681192/dbg/ isn't a /dbs/ colony, those spics raided around kratos vs asura, but dbg was more normal for 4 years prior
>I can hear...L's voice... *Light fades away*>So can I...
Can you post Columbo tanking instant death hax?
>>155681960Actually he tanked one then proceeded to get shot with a couple more than only died because Ryuk killed more
>>155681956
>>155681992THIS. DOES NOT. COOIUUUUUUUUNNNTNTTNTNTNTTNTNTN
I'd fuck a fit tranny
>>155681992Explain to me why Columbo can't just do this the second he sees Light without sounding mad or kind of horny.
>>155681992HBOColumbo...
>tfw light just gets gunned down by several of the dozens of officers columbo has at his command while columbo eats an egg
I NEED YOU POLICE OFFICERS WHO KNOW HOW TO SHOOT BECAUSE MY SISSY ASS HAS NEVER FIRED A GUN!!!!! I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME AGAINST THIS JAPANESE TEENAGER HEEEELLLLPPPPPP
Light scales to every Jump Force character. Sorry Columbofags but it's over.
AAA I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A MIDDLE AGED ITALIAN MAN! SAVE ME JAPANESE TEENAGE GIRL!!
FAGlumbo...FAGght...HBOColumbo...HBOCght...
>>155682039Oh he scales? So he dodges and tanks their attacks and harms them without using the death note and that sort of thing? Can we see?
>>155682005Columbro...
>>155682033NOVELUMBO!!!
Have we ever seen Columbo miss a shot?
>>155682083Columbo has super robot AI scaling...
>I NEED YOU NONCANON NOVELS!!!!
We doing this again? Are Lightfags really that interested in getting humiliated?
>>155682095explain Columbo canon
>>155682086Columbo avoided the LAPD's shooting range test for 10 years, then paid an officer $5 to illegally impersonate him and shoot the target for him. Columbo lies his ass off about a lot of things but hating guns because he sucks at using them is one of the only things he's honest about.
>>155682095You didn't even know there were novels until now
>noncanon novels which contradict the show that says Columbo is a terrible shot...le GOOD>noncanon video games which have Light beating up Goku...le BAD
Groudon vs Godzilla
>>155682102So, we haven't ever seen him miss a shot, and we already know he lies in accord to what benefits him, and can be lazy sometimes. Understood.
>>155682109>>noncanon novels which contradict the show that says Columbo is a terrible shot...le GOODThis >>155682102 happened in Season 5 Episode 1.If you're going to froth at the mouth to defend something at least watch the source material first.
>>155682109post Light fighting anyone in Jump Force (no mods)
>>155682109Mightn't we see the cutscene where Light "beats up" Goku? If it isn't too much trouble
>Acting as if Columbo never lies.Kek.
>>155682117I said Columbo was a terrible shot, I've seen the show (unlike tranny Columbofags who like it 'for the vibes!')
>>155682115>just because we haven't SEEN him aim a gun-(I said "aim", not "shoot" because he did trigger one purely for a sound test but it wasn't to attack someone)
https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Columbo_Collection.html?id=igrKSAAACAAJ&source=kp_book_description>Columbo actually has /lit/ scalingHuh how about that
which character would fight godzilla in death battle knowing they would lose in the later crossover
>>155682129Post Columbo having bad aim.
>>155682128Understood, although your grammar needs work.
>>155682065I...well...
YOU REALLY WERE LE ULTIMATE YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER
>>155682126if he was lying he wouldn't have gone as far as committing an actual bribery crime over it
>>155682148Why not? That's what makes a lie more believable.
>>155682128>tranny ColumbofagsIt's a show that was popular since the fucking 70s
>>155682148He does stuff like that all the time. Sometimes he'll forge a document or two as well. Lie about his address also. Did you know he writes fake addresses on his paperwork so that killers can't go to his actual address?
>>155682119>>155682123https://youtu.be/EmL0p1_rIEU
>>155682065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAP82D9AyUBam. Done.
Your TIME is up...KIRAAAAAAA!
>>155682168>2.40..light bros...we job to sand...
Dis nigga thinks that trannies were invented in 2020 or some shii GEGLook up when John Money lived kiddo
>>155682178Sandman SISSIES.........we might be relevant in something that isn't spider man 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone said that Columbo would be able track Light through his fucking computer because of his ability to access shit through his Father's information or something of the source.
>>155682188>he never watched death note LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>155682186hold on would the death note actually not work on him because his heart's made of sand or some bullshit
What if Columbo successfully copies the bio-data of Light, Ryuk and the Death Note and also uses chaos control?
>>155682196https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155662911/#155666022Bruh
>Sandman's real name in Spider-Man comics is William Baker, though he primarily uses the criminal alias Flint Marko.>he uses an aliasOh shit Lightbros
>>155682203Kino
They made sandman a cuck in Spider-Man Noir btw.
>>155682213holy KEK light ACTUALLY jobs to fucking sand
>>155682222Clayface would never
>>155682188>>155682207Because only the police have access to that information, it's classified. So not only would it be a high school student, but a high school student with police confidential info. Moreover, a family in 2003 that has more than one home computer which at that time only upper middle-class families had. Which would automatically narrow it down to pretty much a few people, the most easily deducible one is Soichiro because he's the police chief with a gifted son- info like that stands the fuck out to a detective.
Columbo doesn't even need that much info, terrestrial frequency footprints were a thing.In 2003, Japan hadn't even fully completed the digital television transition. They were on regional analog and local terrestrial relays. When the hostage situation in Shinjuku broke out, it was a live local news cut-in. You know who gets those cut-ins? Not Osaka. Not Hokkaido. The signal leaves Tokyo Tower, hits the mountain relays around Hakone and the outskirts of Chiba, and stops cold at the border of the Kanto plain.Columbo doesn't need L's Lind L. Tailor broadcast stunt because Columbo does what he always does in Hollywood and television-studio murder cases: he talks to the sound guys and the broadcast engineersHe walks into the studio asks about the otoharada broadcast at six, and talks about how far out the signal goes. he gets a map of where the broadcasts happen.And then you cross-index it with the first week of bodies. Light was still practicing. Before he went after foreign inmates, he was killing small-time Japanese thugs that made the local evening blotters. Who reads about a purse-snatcher in Musashino? People living in Musashino, It’s an airtight Venn diagram. Signal radius plus local municipal crime coverage equals a kid sitting in a Kanto suburb watching TV with his school uniform still on
>breaks you
Shrek beats Light.
>>155682233Its funny because Columbo has used this kind of method in the past.
>>155682237>Ducking Conker
The real Light-detective matchup is Monk but niggas are afraid of real autism
>>155682233Columbo presents his terrestrial Kanto map and the high-school schedule profile to the National Police Agency. Soichiro Yagami is the Chief of the NPA. It’s an internal, unreleased working theory. The public does not know the cops suspect a student. It is stored exclusively on the secure police databaseWhat does Light Yagami do every single night in his room? He uses his dad's credentials to hack the NPA database! Light reads that the police think Kira is a student. And what is Light's immediate, fatal, canon reaction?He tells on himself changing immediately how he kills every hour on the hour like he did with L. He then narrows it down further into someone who has police access. That IMMEDIATELY shrinks it down to 'now it's someone who is a high school student with access to confidential info'And between all those people who is someone that may have that kind of info? Especially with a home computer at that time period? a high earning family. lol gg
>>155682245>>155682233So can you post Columbo doing all of this in the 3 minutes of a Death Battle?>YEAH DUDE COLUMBO WINS IF YOU JUST GIVE HIM INFINITE PREP TIME AND TIME TO INVESTIGATE LAAWWLLlight just sends someone to assassinate him
>>155682253>in the 3 minutes of a Death Battle?The "3 minutes" that Hulk vs Godzilla took place within? THAT "3 minutes"?
>>155682233>>155682245
>>155682236Good thing I can pull this video up against Death Battle Drones.>Are you seriously defending Krasura Battle?Done.
Light vs Columbo should be over ten minutes long
the weak has lost
>>155682268CANON btw.
>>155682258I didn't realize Columbo could infinitely resurrect himself after getting shot or having a heart attack
>>155682253HOLY GOAL POST MOVER LOL>N-NO COLUMBO CAN'T INVESTIGATE, HE CAN'T..HE CAN'T SEE, HE CAN'T USE HIS LIMBS, HE CAN'T HAVE ANY HELP...HE-HE HAS TO JUST LAY THERE!!>HELP ME MISA, MIKAMI, KYOMI, REM, RYUK, SHINIGAMI EYES, MY CULTISTS, THE PRESIDENT, THIS IS A BLIND, LIMBLESS, DEAF, IMMOBILE COLUMBO I'M DEALING WITH
>>155682274>I didn't realize [THINGS NO ONE SAID]Your pills, schizo.
>>155682275You forgot that he's also lobotomized, has terminal cancer and aids.>>155682274Just because we've never seen Columbo do that, doesn't mean he can't.
>>155682275Yup I agree ColumboFAGS sure love moving goalposts>nnnnNNNNOOOOOOO COLUMBO NEEDS TO HAVE ELABORATE SETUP AND YEARS OF PREPTIME AND THE ABILITY TO SPEAK JAPANESE AND A BUNCH OF CONNECTIONS AND AND AND AND AND>oh but Light...uh yeah he can't have anything. He can't just ask Misa to kill him, he can't use all the guys he's hired, he can't use any of his resources, he just has to uh sit and wait for Columbo to finish this week long investigation into him
>>155682231>only the police have access to that information>it be a high school studentWouldn't it make more sence to suspect the cops? Also how do you factor in the fact that Kira is able to control people, i know there are limits to this power put only Light would know what those limits are?
>yeah bro. All columbo needs to win is to have a ton of resources and intel he doesn't have while Light just does nothing for a week. BTW if you give Light anything and if you say Columbo can't reasonably pull together this much shit that quickly you're nerfing Columbo into the ground and think he's stupid. I win all my arguments and never misrepresent anyone else's btw
>>155682289>AND THE ABILITY TO SPEAK JAPANESEThe Amerilard thinks knowing one language and only one language is the default. lol. lmao. Don't look up what Japan's secondary language is. Don't look up what language the Death Note's rules were originally written in.
HOLY SHIT. GUYS, I JUST REALIZED!Columbo's argument for beating Light is LITERALLY the same as the verdict of Guts vs Nightmare... BUT IT'S RIGHT THIS TIME!
You have the right to remain silent, Light Yagami. Anything you can and will say will be used against you in a court of law.
>>155682233The only probles is that Light didn't go after small-time Japanese thugs. As soon as he figured out that the death note was real he went global and he went big.
>>155682289So light has clairvoyance to know that someone is investigating him? He wouldn't know until he sees the working theory uploaded into the police records, he also would have no idea that columbo is the guy investigating him, he would just get invited over to lights house by soichiro who willingly offers his own home for investigation because he's a good man. The only time Light would know Columbo is investigating him is when Columbo is already face to face.
>>155682310Guts vs Nightmare was always correctShow a single cucky Calibur feat above wall level or that isn't literal statementslop
>>155682294No because L and Columbo would both come to the conclusion that he's a high school student because remember, at the start Light was only killing people after school. He didn't do it on purpose, he genuinely just thought no one would figure that out.
>>155682320Didn't Nightmare move the moon and cause an eclipse?Also, they literally conceeded that Nightmare is much more powerful than Guts.
AAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME ENTIRE POLICE FORCE I CAN'T BEAT THIS 16 YEAR OLD AND HIS GF BY MYSELF WITHOUT YEARS OF PREPTIME
>>155682289>AND THE ABILITY TO SPEAK JAPANESE ANDare you retarded all the police force literally know englishthey read the death note rules on screen
Light vs ColumboNo death noteNo weaponsNo outside helpFlat arena Both start 5 miles away from each otherblood lusted
>>155682317>So light has clairvoyance to know that someone is investigatingThey are in a DEATH BATTLE you disingenuous retardYES, Light is trying to kill Columbo while Columbo is trying to convict LightThe fact that Light can kill Columbo more easily than Columbo can do him means he WINSI know this is hard for you to grasp because you've never actually seen Columbo or Death Note in your life and you only fantasize about being a woman in your spare time
>>155682333this argument's fucking retardedhow do we have bowser vs eggman then
>>155682339The first thing they said was that the random fucking sound guys at a TV studio would know EnglishDon't break your back with those goalposts Translumbro!
I like how it started off as >we drop columbo in japanno you can't do that! HE CAN'T USE LS NOTES>Okay so we drop columbo in japan?NO! COLUMBO HAS TO BE NAKED WITH NO INFO>Okay fine (anon makes a genuinely good theory on how columbo could end up at lights door)N-NO!! NOW...NOW THEY HAVE TO JUST BE FACE TO FACE! FORGET THE INVESTIGATION O-OR ALL THAT STUFF NOW IT'S JUST COLUMBO AND LIGHT IN AN ALLEY WAY BUT COLUMBO STILL HAS TO BE NAKED AND LIMBLESS AND LIGHT GETS ALL HIS TOOLS, HIS ACCOMPLICES A-AND EVERYTHING!jesus
>you see I only win my death battle if I get to start 10 miles away from the guy, with tons of resources I don't have and he's not even aware of my existence
>>155682351>The first thing they said was [THING THAT LITERALLY AGREES WITH WHAT I SAID]take your meds nigga why are you mad at me LOL
>>155682351>Translumbro.....really? "Translumbro"? fucking really? That's the best you could have come up with?
Yup and again the columboFAG is crying about >M-MUH UNFAIRNESSas if he's not describing and jerking off to a simulation of Light literally doing nothing while Columbo spends a week putting together a bulletproof case against him and purposefully misconstrues this leap of logic as "Y-YOU'RE NERFING MY FAT ITALIAN RETARD"
Didn't swan say Light vs Columbo would be a spin off episode
Columbo does this EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY.
>>155682351only on /dbg/ will someone call you a tranny for upscaling THEIR verse
ENOUGH!!!!!DEMI-FIEND VS LAHARL NOW!!!
Now someone explain how light would know that some random LA detective has zero'd in on him and is now inside the NPA talking to his dad since Columbo never makes a public announcement light L?
>>155682328> didn't do it on purpose He did
Light vs Columbo would be amazing if I knew anything about Columbo or where he's from
YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR A BAG OF APPLES?!
Remember when Yuji won against Denji because Yuji got to start in another city and spammed Dismantles against him while Denji didn't even know Yuji existed? And also Yuji got to call the Church of Chainsawman so he could get a full rundown on all of Denji's abilities and weaknesses?That was a fun ep
>>155682385That's him retroactively admitting that he gave it away. In this instance he wouldn't know they know until he sees it on the database
Holy Lightroon meltdown
>>155682393That was a sick episode. I'm glad Death Battle gives unfair advantages to certain fighters
Uh oh columbotrannie clittyleak...
>>155682387It's free to watch on Tubi. Plus there are a bunch of clips on YouTube.https://youtu.be/GufA1AWn-9cHe's known for tracking and snuffing out criminals that think they're intelligent hot shit. And making them have a mental breakdown when they're caught.
Okay fine, there's no investigation, it's just light and columbo air dropped into an alley, columbo gets his book shooting I guess because he's a lieutenant and light gets misa for her shinigami eyes and uh...Mikami is there too I guess.FightColumbo starts shooting light in the head because he's a good shot, and then misa, and mikami kills himself I guess.
Lightos vs Columbosura.
Post FAGlumbo canonically having a gun
Isn't the strongest version of Light the Death God king version of him at the end of the series?
>>155682425columbo does rarely carry a gun but he never uses it, he only draws itseason 11 episode 2, season 13 episode 2
Okay but what If I were to search on Google if Columbo has a gun and I find out that he does have one?
>>155682440>he never uses itWell there you go
>>155682440So in theory he could just bullshit and lie to trick Light. Yeah I can see that.
>>155682448This is death battle though. Just like aang never kills people he killed someone.
>>155682404No he admitted he was giving it away.
>>155682458Gru literally just lost because they pointed out that he never used the dehydration gun when it mattered
>>155682419>TubiMight watch thenAh. Is this an unfair mismatch? How does Colombo compare to Light/Near?
Uhhh, death penalty? Guys? Hello? What about leaving Light's fate to be up to the judge? Columbo doesn't technically have to be the one to kill Light. Just be responsible for it happening.
>>155682463*Megamind
>Light yagami when he's air dropped in ted's house facing Columbo and columbo pulls out his gun just to bluff with it
>>155682473LMFAO
>>155682473k,b,c
>>155682473Light went out like a bitch so I can see him pussying out like that
>>155682473Kira, bitterly, crying.
>>155682473This is canon, light was literally shitting himself when he thought he was gonna die
>FAGlumboFAGGOT now needs to HBOC behind Breaking Bad for his cuck fantasiesLight oneshots that entire verse too BTW
Did he fucking avoid the substance of the argument? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Hey man It's not our fault Columbros managed to make this discussion funny as hell
Light is a little bitch all evidence points to it
>>155682473This? Happened.
>>155682473yeah wasn't like basically acting like a feral frightened animal when he was cornered?
>>155682509PLEASE give me girl name
>>155681740Not much to discuss about the next ep. Either 0-3ku becomes PityWinku or an entire oceans level of salt that would make OmniDock look like spilled milk if Saitama win.
>>155682522Oh right I forgot the current episode is fucking goku vs saitama lmao
>>155682522Yes, I agree, but that wasn't the point.
>>155682517Really?
>>155682532SLURPnic when he's fighting Mario
If you haven't watched Columbo yet go do it before the episode. It's a genuinely fun crime drama show.
>>155682473this will be the ending
>>155682532Drop Light into Morioh and have him replace Kira or operate at the same time as him how far does he get? I'm only asking because this panel reminds me of whenever kira gets caught and confrented
>>155682538fine if you're gonna be like that i'll just reverse image search
>>155682554Nta but Motoko Kusanagi
>>155682236Personally I'm glad it exists as the ultimate testament that powerscaling is just huffing your own farts.
>>155682554No slight against you I just thought everyone knew the major
>>155682243Monk is for Shawn Spencer
Light Yagami losing was genuinely worse for his reputation than Eren's loss, Homelander's lose, and Gojo's loss combined
>>155682532This ending in not cannon because they changed the rule regarding the fate of those who use the death note and the scene in which that rule was revealed.
>>155681386That was a Kratos Emerald
Columbo winning is a no brainer. His biggest most arguable win-con is if Light is retarded enough to leave crumbs that would trace back to him. And spoiler alert: he is.
Kira would have been un-catchable if he just stayed in his room all day writing names.
>>155682585Columbo would have to provoke him the same way L did to do that or he would have to enter the scene after L's death.
>>155682571I believe the youngins call it "aura lost"
>>155682592>Kira would have been un-catchable if he just stayed in his room all day writing names.He could have just never picked up the Death Note in the first place.White Guy from The Boondocks would have left it alone, either because he knew it was someone else's property or because he's not a broke nigga who needs a free book
>>155682509i forget that she can be goofy like that
>>155682602Nah he does what the above anon said to track him down, if some random anon can figure that out, columbo can by far
>>155681095Damn Ninjago gaped the turtles while only ever using their mid ends
Light YagamiGojo SatoruHomelanderEren Yaeger
>>155682619That would't work because he inserted his own headcanon into the mix.
>>155682592Considering DN took place in the mid 2000s; without all constant Internet access and surveillance shit everywhere, he probably would've have.
Could Sneakers O'Toole catch Kira
>would've have
>>155682395>>155682540Deku...
I completely honestly think if DN took place right now he'd win. Light would be a 4channer Linux security nut desu. He probably would use his own homemade VPNs and ToR network
>>155682550everyone in Part 4 acts retarded so Light would win
>>155682623The Ninjago boys are closer to power rangers/sentai than to being standard 80s street brawlers.
>>155682550Light fucks up the entire Jojo verse so hard. Everyone in it is a grade a retard. You could ask any Jojo for their name at any point.Ryuk is basically a stand albeit
Your hero will be spooky
>>155682684>2026>Some random Japanese kid recording tiktoks or other some shit>notebook falls from the sky while doing so and its caught on video >Video goes viral with people calling it either a hoax or supernatural >Probably other people recording tiktoks caught light picking up said notebook>Internet sleuths piece it together>Randos start coming to light's house asking to see it
>>155682550I think he could get their names really easily, that's the problem with his fights
The easiest way to answer if a character can catch Kira is to ask yourself if said character has an IQ that isn't room temperature.
could 4chan catch Kira?
>>155682689>>155682708Rohan and Koichi solve the retard problem
>>155682605Trump did obtain it but only as a power move
>>155682729Fuck no. 4kek is fraudulent. >>155682718Light wouldn't be a tiktokker
>>155682729If /pol/ existed in death note, Light would get exposed in 24 hours. Weaponized autism is stronger than anything he could pull from that notebook.
>>155682747thisassuming L is the only autist of his caliber is a strictly fictional scenario
Cucky 4kek hasn't done shit since the 2010s
>>155682760Have you?
>>155682743>>155682760death note takes place in 2003 doebeit
>>155682766The discussion was what would happen if it took place today in 2026 where cameras are everywhere and everyone has a smartphone with Internet access at all times.
>>155682775who said that aldoebeit
>>155682764I understood that reference.
>>155682764I've done lots of stuff and the majority of it was bad tbqh
How one-sided can a beam struggle get before it stops being a beam struggle?Because I'm torn between Fury Bowser vs SNMS and Hub Style Lan vs Red Joker X, in the former there's a bit of a struggle before the emeralds give up on Metal, but in the latter Lan just cleaves through the Red Gaia Erasure.I've also heard that actual Megaman fans don't approve of the Megaman Royale, namely how quickly the Mother Elf was corrupted and how hilariously OP they made .EXE.
I automatically read your name as tour de gay now btw. Sorry nothing against you my brain just auto corrects on its own
>>155682793Superman plowing right through the Ultra Instinct Kaiokenmehameha without even slightly slowing down was pretty hilarious.
>>155682791Jerking to cuck porn isn't that bad
>>155682878No I've been dragged through the mud endlessly in the last 5 years. Child me never anticipated this
>>155682262There are still people that agree with that episode unironically.
>>155682901And they're retarded. Done.
>>155682878Your hero?
Why haven't they done a beam struggle that just completely fades to white where you don't know who the victor is and then it pans to the aftermath of the one that lived anyways
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g5iWFErR-3wfvark...
The kratos catching asura's fist thing makes sense if you remember that Kratos is greek and their whole thing is lifting feats when Buddha shit doesn't have any lifting feats
>>155682936https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fRpemJg4-Y8https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V-6KpQNHkaUWhat the fuck are these matchups
>>155682639you only dismiss it because you dislike it
>>155682940I guess
>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura.">KO!!!!!I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>155682957No, in fact, it didn't go far enough.
>Gojo and Makima trade blows, destroying dozens + dozens of city blocks and buildings with their boundless power>Makima eventually manages to defeat Gojo due to control>"You're finished, so-called strongest! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Gojo decides to use a secret, forbidden technique no Jujutsu Sorcerer would dare to use, unknown to even the Heian era>He searches for gay conversion therapy videos on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER CONSENSUAL HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Makima's fear reverberates across even the infinite dimensional hell, unintentionally bowing and subjugating all of devilkind and her own powers of control before the former western vice>Gojo hypnotizes himself into being sexually attracted to women for Makima, transforming into God of Yumejoshi Gojo (the transformation is actually very hype moments and aura, nothing like that immature chainsaw man)>Makima is obliterated from existence on the conceptual level from sheer terror of having a normal heterosexual relationship being depicted>Gojo stands in the unlimited void, the shattered remnants of all of CSM and JJK floating from the consequences of such a technique (an almost city level feat!)>"Hmph....Naoya was right all along. A woman should always be 3 steps behind.">KO!!!!!I get that the Death Battle staff dislikes vanilla porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>155682945No it's because he claimed that Light went after small time Japanese criminals before killing people globaly. In the actualy story he went after the worst across the globe as soon as he knew the death note was real which was after his second kill.
How many memes did Krasura spawn? Genuinely curious.
i'm being completely serious when i ask this: was anyone seriously on kratos's side for that?
>>155682977Becky x Family
>>155683007I was, I like Kratos and wanted him to win
