If Rick could invent one thing for you, what would you ask for
being a stone golem with a salt lick crotch didn't sound like a bad deal
a machine with the ability to enter any fictional worlds but it needs multiple failsafes so it's safer, not baby mode safe but instead not instantly teleporting inside a wall or in the ground and being crushed to death or in the sky and falling to death"
>>155681933Just give me money bro.
>>155681986Its like when your kids buy you a tie for chrismas.
>>155681933A private luxury world in a tiny cube and it's the most durable little cube science can make.
>>155681933lets say I would ask him to work with me in monopolizing isekais and sell it to those who want out of reality.
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>>155681933A money generator machine.
I wouldn't ask for anything, I'd listen to what he had to say, which is what no one did.
>>155681933A suit that grants me photokinesis in order to kill all the highly satanic heretics in the co industry
>>155681933The Ultimate Rape MachineandAnti-Woke Gun
>>155681933A usb port arm spike so I can download things from online into my head like Robocop.
>>155681933a fuckbot
>>155681933I would ask him to make mlp real
>>155681933A gun
>>155681933I also choose this guy's dead wife
>>155681933i'd ask for an artificial left hand that could unweave matter and re-weave it into things I've scanned in and saved in it. Scan a soda can, un-weave a small rock into energy and store it maybe as tungsten (efficient) and then weave that matter into a couple of those cans of soda. Essentially a Sierra Madre Vending Machine but as my left hand.
can i have a machine that'll let me smite everyone i don't like thanks
>>155685252you seem boring
>>155685048Haha, i love reddit, too!
>>155685264I figure if I keep smiting everyone who sucks then one day there won't be anyone who sucks. And that'll be a pretty nice place to live.
>>155685435you should you fucking redditor
>>155684317good thinking.
>>155684643>a better Rick and Morty than the ACTUAL Rick and Morty crazy work
>>155681933An invulnerable mesh woven into my flesh that keeps me healthy, protects me from harm, keeps me in the prime of my life and can open portals. Then I'd eventually bail on this reality into one that doesn't suck and probably find a way to live a nice, quiet life.
An orbital laser that fires an israel-shaped beam and can only be fired if it matches up with a country's border at the time of creation.
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>>155681933The ability to travel through time and space without interfering with anything (even air) except when I want to. Travel to the past, learn all kinds of shit about history. Travel to the future I want and learn the changes I need to make in the present to achieve it.
>>155689972>travel through timeYou're gonna get the ballsack guys on your ass
>>155690091>You're gonna get the ballsack guys on your assWhy? I'm not interfering with time in any way at all. I'd basically be a ghost since I don't affect anything. Nothing can see me. No sensors can pick me up. Not really any different from "seeing" through time.
>>155681933a Morty that is always horny and young
I would love a hot twink shota android boywife
>>155690167HAHA gross
>>155691164one man's trash is another man-person's good un-trash
>>155681933Cute and wholesome RickXMorty moments
