>>155683787Can't believe they had a whole scene where he was getting his ass beat while crawling away like a bitch
>>155683787Superman is the biggest bum that couldn't keep his kids around for even more than 5 minutes. Ofc he's a deadbeat. Lois is even worse.
Wow, he's literally me.
>>155683787DC? Maybe, but the king of deadbeat comic dads is Cyclops. Marries Madelyne Pryor, has a kid with her, but the second he sees his old girlfriend is alive after all he abandons them to go be with her.
>>155683787what no he got cyclops to babysit for him didn't he
>>155684395You but worse. Imagine fumbling 8 kids. How did CPS not question Superman???
>>155683787Deadbeat dads aren't real, the mother uses brainwashing and courts to weaponize the kid against him
>>155683787Returns was ass for so many different reasons.
>>155685434you don't even know where we are
>>155684395Nah, Goku's a good dad and had good kids that are both straight with one of them being a father with a beautiful wife.
>>155683787They fixed that during Crisis on Infinite Earths. Joker murdered Singer verse version of Lois and Superman has to come forward as his son's father to get custody of him
>>155685417They don't lift a finger against Batman and his constant string of dark-haired, blue-eyed teen boys. Do you really think they will make a move against a person who can disintegrate you with his eyes?
>>155683787>makes Superman's kid a fag in your pathDC needs another crisis to undo the faggification of so many characters.
