>"GET OUT OF MY CITY. NOW!"How would you, as a member of the Justice League of your choice, respond to Batman saying this?
>>155688001In or out of Gotham, futa IS gay!
>>155688001He's a weak human, I would just use my super powers to break his arms and legs then piss on his face. He can't even stop a clown from killing his sidekick, Batman is a pussy.
>>155688001I pressure the federal government to break up Gotham's jurisdiction and give it to neighboring districts.
Please Batman, don’t solo us….have mercy…..
Fucking Dinah, just sitting on her ass. Strike a pose bitch.
>>155688001I would secretly use my powers to solve all crime in gotham so he thinks he's doing a good job
>>155688001>I'm floating, not standing in your city>Whoooop... still not in your city, look, neither of my feet is touching the ground>Are you gonna watch me here the whole night to see if I'm touching the ground of your city?>Maybe I just flew behind you and tap danced for a bit, and you didn't even notice>Fuck you
>>155688001If I'm Wally, I would just move him to the middle of the Sahara with a gallon of water and then proceed to clean up his city.
>>155688315If I were Flash I'd just pants him.
>>155688001>Batman stop being an autist, I'd let you in my city if you showed up
>>155688001Go to the city line, put my toe over the boundary, wait for batman to show up. Once he arrives retract my toe, I'm no longer in his city and Batman can't punish me. We can do this dance all day until he gives up and lets me step foot in Gotham again
>>155688315if I were Flash I'd jork him at superspeed whenever Robin is close
>>155688262Haha what if she farted? Like just fucking ripped a BRAAAAPPPPP and everyone has to pretend they didn't hear that or smell it?
>>155688001>Bruce, your autism is acting up. Let me heal you.
>>155688001>it's a free country, brother
>>155688001So Williamson has got himself working on yet another book that's set in the past that Mark Waid could be handling This really is Bendis all over again, even if you were his biggest fan before every book he's doing at once is gonna suffer
>>155688001Cave his head in with my superspeed
>>155688001The Flash using his speed force abilities pulls Thomas and Martha Wayne out of the timeline, to see their baby boy Bruce being a Batty billionaire! After this touching and slightly humiliating reunion. Reveal it was all a ruse and you actually dug up there skeletons and using the magic of Jim Henson’s malleable muppet technology you made them puppets to showcase how you have a bone to pick with Batman and to humiliate the Joker to prove your Mark Hamil voiced foe the Trickster is superior with his insanity!
>>155688001Piss all over him.
How about we simply blow up the Asylum and simply send all the villains to a supermax on colorado
>>155688001They're making this just to address why no other heroes help Gotham
>>155688309>>155688336These are the best options
>>155688001Marvel offered us an ungodly amount of money to retire batman and sign a non-compete clause! We got you by the balls, Batman!
>>155690509Aha! You didn't know that I, as Bruce Wayne, specialize in contract negotiation! I made my own counter offer to jump ship to Marvel, and the DC Execs loved it! Two birds with one stone, and they know non-compete clauses aren't enforceable.
>>155690540Curse you Batman! Our insurance won't cover this! We're going to have to pay our agents and we haven't gotten a damn thing out of negotiations!You win this round, Batman!
>>155689191I don't know why some people actually like Williamson
>>155690509damn cyber italians.
>>155690622>The Bionic Wog>Gentleman. We can rebuild him.>We will skimp on parts, outsource production overseas, and ignore safety regulations>Faster, sort of.>Stronger, kinna>Thanks god every day hes alive>His colostomy bag kind of smells though
>>155688001I'd listen to himhe's capable of a bigger autism if I don'talso teaser from yesterday
>>155688001Wonder Woman can fly again?
>>155688047NO IT ISN’T!
>>155688001The next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it. The past is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
>>155688001Why is Flash wearing one of the doggie neck collars? Did he just get neutered?
>>155688001Bruce, you have to let us help you AAAAAAAGHHHH
Does anyone actually care about this? Redondo isn't enough to cancel out the Williamson stink.
>>155688001Question: what ties does the Wayne family have to Epstein?
>>155688001Probably just pay Lobo to live in Gotham for a month or 2
>>155688001I would respect Batman's autonomy and independence because that's what my hero Martian Manhunter would do
>>155688001How many times has Gotham been taken over and or nearly destroyed in the last ten years?Bane took over and killed AlfredFear StateJoker War"Mayor" Poison Ivy's current freakoutI know I've got to be missing morewhy shouldn't the Justice League do something to help the obviously struggling hero out?
"Bruce let me help you or I tell Lois to start running the 'Bruce Wayne is Gay' expose piece"
>>155688001Isn't Martian Manhunter is literally a Gotham City police officer?
>>155688586Lmao
>>155688001>No, you're having this birthday party whether you like it or notI then, in an intimidating fashion, put on a party hat and blow my bat-kazoo (it's a kazoo with a paper bat on it).
>>155688001>Open the city, stop having it be closed.
>>155692973>Buy my shit or we'll kill youHow did he manage to pull of this negotiating strategy?
>>155688001What is this from?
>>155692174He's lived in Metropolis more than Gotham.
If I were the Flash, I would pretend to leave, and then just do this https://youtu.be/uPSbsXQIGNg?is=ee3QVRRxdjVW8mS0
>>155693011from Williamson's socials. it's going to be revealed at NYCC
>>155692998All things are possible on a nat 20
>>155689191>set in the past that Mark Waid could be handlingWhy should Mark Waid deal with books set in the past? His history of the DCU was fucking awful, and the continuity he tried to set up made no fucking sense.
155688659Why tf are you like this you complete and total waste of skin?
>>155688001>How would you, as a member of the Justice League of your choice, respond to Batman saying this?"Make me."Four of them are fliers, Flash is an FTL+ speedster. Arthur is now Swamp Thing for the seas, he can probably pop in from a puddle in the street. Dinah is the only one Bats' demand really applies to.
>MY city! MY villains! MY toys! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!Batman really is a toddler in a grown man's body.
>>155688001>Alright. I trust you to handle what's going on, seeing as how you are highly capable and I respect you as a peer. If you need anything you know how to contact me.Then I'd go fuck whatever ridiculously hot girl I'm currently romantically linked with. Hopefully it's Mera.
>>155688001>Green LanternAs long as Gotham's still on earth, it's part of my jurisdiction. But fine. I won't set foot in your city, so long as you keep your rogues within city limits. The moment I catch one of yours out of bounds or teaming up with one of mine? I'm dropping them on your doorstep and making myself at home.
>>155688001Save Martha
>>155688001>BoomYou're dead>BoomYou're dead again>Boom boom boom
>>155688001>BRUCE WAYNE, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!>BRUCE WAYNE, GHOTAM CITY'S LEVEL OF CRIME HAS SKYROCKET BEYOND NATIONAL LEVELS.>BRUCE WAYNE, GHOTAM NEEDS REAL SURVAILENCE! AS BATMAN HAS BEEN INSUFICIENT! BRUCE WAYNE!>BRUCE WAYNE, DURING OUR INVESTIGATIONS, WE FOUND THE REAL CULPRIT FOR GOTHAM'S DISMAY IS YOU, BRUCE WAYNE>BRUCE WAYNE, MOST OF THE VILLANS IN GHOTAM ARE OBSESSED WITH YOU, ONCE YOU ARE GONE, CRIME WILL SLOW, BRUCE WAYNE!>MATTER OF FACT, BRUCE WAYNE, IT SEEMS TO ME, YOU WANT TO KEEP GHOTAM AS YOUR PLAYGROUND AS AN OUT IF TOUCH BILLIONAIRE, YOU ARE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES, BRUCE WAYNE>BRUCE WAYNE, YOU COULD HAVE BUILT A STRONGER ARKHAM ASYLUM, BUT THEY KEEP GETTING RELEASED..WHY?>WHY DON'T YOU INVEST IN SPECIALISTS AND PSICHOANALISTS TO STUDY THE RAMPANT MADNESS?>BECAUSE YOU, BRUCE WAYNE, IS THE REAL CULPRIT BEHIND IT ALL.>THE BILLIONAIRE ON A MASK
>>155696586>>155696586FORGOT PIC, BRUCE WAYNE
>>155688001slap him
>>155696551Oh, you mean like what this asshole did to Bludhaven? Yeah, fuck that guy.
>>155692998The answer is sheer fucking firepower by unironically one of the best navies in the world at that timeFirst trip:>Mississippi2 10in Paixhans guns8 8in Paixhans guns>Paixhans gunsThe first naval gun to fire explosive shells>Susquehanna2 150 pounder Parrott rifles12 9in Dahlgren guns1 12 pounder rifle>Parrott rifleMaximum range 8000 yd (7300 meter)One of these is comparable to the Swamp Angel used to bombard Charleston in the Civil War>DahlgrenSafer version of the PaixhansRange 3500yds>Powhatan1 11in Dahlgren10 9in Dahlgren5 12 pounders>Plymouth>Saratoga4 8in guns18 32 pounders>Macedonian36 gunsSecond trip lost the Plymouth but included>Macedonian36 guns>VandaliaSame load out as Plymouth/Saratoga>Lexington24 24 pounders
>>155690733there are two more promos images on some websites.
>>155688001He is my friend and I know he is smartI'd go, and let him be, eventually he'd tell everybody what happened. Forcing conflict with the league is stupid>"Sure, we put our lifes in Bruce's hands on regular basis, but we don't trust him to know what he is doing when we are not around"Bullshit
>>155688001Enjoy Dr. Sivana, Metallo, and Gorilla Grodd attacking Gotham.
>>155689259Threads, and especially posts like this, are why I still come here.
>>155688001The only reason he gets as far as he does is because he takes advantage of his opponents underestimating him and they underestimate him because the writer is either lazy(Injustice), unimaginative(Tdkr) and incompetent(Nu52)
>>155688001Redondo’s art sucks, this story was told better woth Tower of Babel and Williamson wrote a decent flash almost ten years ago and hasnt done anything good since.
>>155688001Batman: Justice YearJow Batman deals with the beginning of the Justice League years ago.The MAZE agency will play a part.
>>155699241Nobody cares shill this shit looks like ass
>>155691447When did she stop?
>>155699241>The MAZE agencyThese DC agency groups gets shittier more and more over the years.
>>155688001Bruce it’s game night and Alfred invited us to the manor. We’re here to pick you up. We brought nachos.
>>155688001I would listen.
>>155688262that's just conveying that she's the best martial artist there and isn't scared of batman
>>155688309>making a lantern construct of Batman mocking him>shapeshifting into Batman telling him to get out for being a faker
>>155699241That doesn't make any sense. Batman was there when the Justice League was founded. Unless this is out of continuity.
>>155700477>Batman was there when the Justice League was founded.Yeah, and this will focus on how Batman dealt with that.
>>155700589We saw how he dealt with that. He joined them.
>>155692998having enough firepower in range of major political centers to make it enforceable while still offering a rather reasonable carrot alternativeEither the shogunate loses political power slowly as foreign goods and ideas flood in, but still leaving him enough time to enrich himself and his line, or the shogunate loses political power very suddenly and irrevocably by getting the shit shot out of him and loses everything anywaysMan is not a mountain, he cannot stand forever
>>155700637Clearly there's more to tell, there's always more with Batman's neurotic ass.
>>155688001How is it his city? He doesn't own Gotham. If a Gotham citizen asked the JL for help Fagman has 0 power to stop them.
>>155690540Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
>>155700670Well sure if it's just specifically dealing with the idea of them in Gotham but this feels like an idea that's just there to rewrite New 52. Which would be fine on paper but it's all the more confusing.
>>155700706You're overthinking it.
>>155699657MAZE was created by Elliot S! Maggin in the 1970s
>>155690540>Aha! You didn't know that I, as Bruce WayneWho the hell is
>>155700743I'm really not. There's an origin that exists. It was literally the first story of the New 52 JL. We saw how that went. The only thing that's changed since is Superman's history getting shifted with the NE & N52 versions fusion.
Didn't Swamp Thing essentially lock Batman down in his own city, all on his own, and got away with it scott free?
>>155700814Think what happened is he found out why Alec was doing that and then sprung his girlfriend because There Is No Law Against Shtupping A Salad Man.
>>155700777They're just adding to it, just like how they brought back the other origins like JL Year One.New 52 JL isn't even the actual origin of the "Justice League" anymore.
>>155700777>guy who hasn't kept up with canon since DC Rebirthlol
>>155688001>"GET OUT OF MY CITY. NOW!"Or what, Batman?
>>155699241Unfortunately I am not immune to batslop.
>>155688001",the whole thing or just to the the area code?, because bludhaven is more toward the metropolis border and the Narrows are technically their own thing jurisdiction-wise, and what if I'm visiting family and they being assailed by a villain, do I just sit by meagerly as someone warms up that bat signal?'
>>155688001Really curious about what Batman's gonna do about it when they all say "no u"
>>155688001"Bruce, the clown killed every firstborn child to celebrate Passover, this shit's gone on too long."
