Why wasn't there a scene where the gorillas from Tarzan throw their own dookie at each other?
>>155692727Their jimmies weren’t rustled
>>155692742I would have liked to see the mother throw her dookie at the jaguar.
>>155692755I think it would have really elevated the film
>>155692794A little doo doo goes a long way.
>>155692727>Other adult male gorillas in the troopWas Kerchak a polyamorous cuck or what?
>>155692827Bisexual. He's got a nice ass too, lucky males.
Why didn't Tarzan have any breastfeeding scenes?
>>155692896Imagine all the gorilla hair between Tarzan's teeth.
>>155692727Why was there a scene where Tarzan tried to mate with a female gorilla? Hell, why was he clean shaven, face and chest?
Because it would've been easier if they had just incorporated a twist where Tarzan and Clayton were somehow related to each other, like in the book, and warranted family drama akin to the Shakespearean kind in the Lion King.Throwing dookie at each other would've been too complex of a narrative structure for little kids to comprehend
