>enters your dining establishment >demands a salt shaker>consumes it, glass and all>says it was fantastic and that he will return in ten minutes >the threat is not lost on you>leaves without paying >you consider calling the police but deep down you know you'd be dead before they arrive
>>155746242give me salt
>>155746242Why am I such a coward? Why did cower? Why didn't I stand up against him?
I mean he is a giant pumpkin with anger problems 2x larger than an adult man.I'd be fucking scared too. I bet even if you were armed with a gun it wouldn't do anything.The only weapon I can see taking him down is a large sledgehammer, and even then it would take multiple swings and quite a few minutes to destroy enough pumpkin shell to render him immobilized.Or if you were quick enough you could run outside and try to run him over with a car before he gets too far. But even then he seems quite fast.
>>155746242>>>/v/
>>155746242>NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!!!
>>155746242>Yes it's really me, thE PiZza MAn>GIVE IT TO ME!!!
>>155746349Obviously we need to bring Gallagher out of retirement.
>>155746242>He orders salt>Give him sodium chloride>The universe implodes
