Prospit Edition!QOTT: What's your strife specibus?Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77289109-9096-3832MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGK
>>155754753 Last Session oops.
>>155767292Grimoirekind. Tho id probably have to settle for spellbookkind
>>155767292shitmypantskind
first for stinky vriska
>>155767292>QOTTWeederkind because I genuinely have a massive vendetta against the weeds in our garden, especially dandelionsI guess some forms of it could also count as bidentkind? Bidents are underrated but kind of cool
>>155767292>QOTTFist and broom
>>155767292>QOTTI've been thinkinf for a while what would be mine and I think I would pick one similar to selective memory and code it above it in a way that I can relate and organize by hour of need and access whenever i say the word for it. Idk the name i would give it but the stacking for it would be similar to a windows file explorer.
i wish i could be like other drawfriends.
>>155767448OH NO WAIT ITS STRIFE. STRIFE IS WEAPON. uhhh my weapon of choice would be a Really cool and Big Utility Knife. and I would upgrade with time to also attach to a crossbow.
>>155767451you are the best drawfriend here johnkatanon
>>155766583Which one? I need to see their adventures for... research purposes
i suck at bodywriting
>>155767692hehehe based
>>155767451I love your work tho
>>155767692Valid AND affirmirming
I ship johnjake
which troll is the best at cooking
the johnelingthe davelingthe roselingand the jadeling
>>155768081is the appeal strictly incest or is there something else i'm missing
>>155768096NepetaNot because she can actually cook well, but because game meat roasted over fire will be likely taste better than actual bugslop typically eaten by trolls .
karkat and positive bodywriting.
do male jadebloods have an insaneurge to breed?
>>155768283>no writing on his feetjohnkat anon dont let us down...
>>155767742thank you.
yall liked this fantroll so i found more
>>155767451big tastey meal :)
>>155768408>>155768427>>155768437>>155768448>>155768463she's hotnuff said
Hmmmmmmm this would fix me.
>>155768338like that?
>>155768197I want to see Jake and John dogwalk Jade while Jane films
>>155768503thank you *now* its properly peak
Why do all highbloods fucking reek?>Vriska is the embodiment of "damn bitch, you live like this?" so her personal hygiene is likely no better>Equius has a lethal sweaty man odor radiating from him>Gamzee is a druggie too stoned to take care of his living space, so he doesn't shower either. Don't forget he had a smudged paint for three years on the meteor.>Eridan smells like fish>And so does Feferi
kanaya trying to auspitice between gamzee and karkat would be really funny.
>>155768506this doesn't really sound like a ship preference
latula is so lucky.
Is Jane gonna tell us to post art or
>>155768602How would that even work when she was trying to saw the clown in half for years?Like Kanaya o8< Karkat o8< Gamzee makes sense, but Kanaya being in the middle here?
do you think karkat deserves to have his body written all over.
>>155768788Ye
>>155768788Whoever falls asleep with their shoes on gets punishedThat's just basic party etiquette
>>155768711i only do it one thread, then the other not, then it repeats. i already said this
When will Romana reach the end of the hallway
>>155768839Right after we unsnap
>>155768835i think that anon just likes bullying you
Abies my goat
>>155768711>>155768835We need the Terezi poster from two threads ago to alternate with the jane poster.
>>155768764for years? oooh you mean on the ship!! nah i was thinking on pre murderstuck kanaya and gamkar situation anon.
>>155769005wet
>>155768949Those clothes are spray painted on
>>155769102as they should be
>>155768835>>155768939unf
>>155768949dani dont got allat
>>155769005Hrngh, tall alien vampire woman, I want her to whisper https://files.catbox.moe/0hcx82.mp4 to me.
>>155767292>What's your strife specibus?Call me an unoriginal faggot but it's bladekind, I keep a completely decorative claymore around the house (that I bought from a renaissance fair) and it's as good a start as Dave's mall ninja swords. I'm pretty sure the thing would snap in half if I ever tried to swing it for real but I'll alchemize a better sword in short order.
Can we please talk about how cute joey is and how we want her to have sex with many many trolls now
>>155769497i waa thinking about the axalotl troll girl today
straight up cruel to karkat
>>155769537Her name is fiamet and you do not deserve to goon to her if you do not remember her name
>>155769579i never gooned to her tho i find her cute.
>>155768661Ok
>>155769597ok youre on thin ice for now. she is very cute
>>155769684im too sleepy now but i wish i could draw her
>>155767292I'd probably try to find the most outlandish weapon possible on the off chance that the strife system makes it broken as fuckA whip, shovel, or an umbrella maybe jk it's gotta be dualies
>>155768463built for me specifically
sex with gamzee
idk why but most of gamquius fanart is so ugly and amateurish. hard to find something i would want to post.
>>155770029>>155770052did the artist had to project so much
>>155770061i mean this is about yandere striders i dont know why everything is projecting to you
>>155767292My strife specibus would be knifekind or axekind
You think Yiffy ever saw her mom’s glowing green dong in the middle of the night?
>>155770537Yes, plunging in and out of her preteen cunny.
>>155770537Probably thought it was normal, since she has one too
>>155770568wait that would mean yiffy has radiation/ is part bec
Hey I drew a FemKat for an AU a friend of mine and I have. Lemme know what you think.
>>155767292My specibus would be Whipkind.I just want to LARP as one of the Belmonts.
>>155770807Neeeeeeerd.
>>155770826I'm going to whip your ass, buddy.
>>155767292A cross, full of mercy. So I can larp as Wolfwood.
>>155770839I have plate armor and you have a whip. Come at me bro, I've got a Chaos infused Pike. Poke poke.
>>155770699How can Karkat get called nubby if she has cans that big
>>155770858Oh yeah? My whip has AP and can tear off your plate like you're having a warbdrobe malfunction. Quit testing me, PAL...
>>155770699I want to get a feel of her everything. That's what I'm thinking of right now.Just lay my hands all around and stuff.
>>155770883PAL? I'm NTSC dumbass. Come at me. I'll raise my shield and poke you from around it.Shield and poke. Shield and poke.>>155770876She used to be nubby. Then the growth spurt came.>>155770906If you were Nepeta, her guy coworker, then if you get handsy she MIGHT not call the police. He's a 50%, everyone else is 100%.
i just nutted 3 time to homestuck porn instead of drawinghands are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. mom's spaghetti
>>155770941I hope you'll nut to the Vriska I'm drawing.
>>155770941Same, but I only nutted once. Why are we such fucking chuds?
genderbend alphas + betas tit size ranking (biggest to smallest)>rufioh>kurloz>cronus>dirk (genuinely the BEST genderbend names i have are either dork or dyke and those both fucking suck)>porrim (yes having nice as fuck tits translates to male porrim diversity win)>horuss>gamzee>kankri>jaye/jinx(???)>equius>mituna>sollux>june>eridan>dove>karkat
>>155768408>>155768427>>155768437>>155768448>>155768463Good godshe needs to get dicked down pronto
>>155771081mf i got literally nothing and my dick hurts from the beating
>>155771127she might kill you
>>155771123dyke is a fantastic name
>>155771123>junei can make an argument that if your male counterpart has a big penis then the female version should have big tits
>>155770699The hair could probably use more volume in the back. It doesnt look like it would work from another angle Otherwise its pretty solid
>>155771299Appreciate the feedback. Thanks man.Last doodle before bed.
>>155771370>>155770699Christ your good at art. Good shit gang
>>155770699>>155771370Need you to draw a slutty Kanaya Please
>>155771396Tomorrow. I gotta wake up at 2AM to go run two miles in fifteen minutes.I will flip a coin. >>155771392I have tried for years to make my digital work. It just cannot. I haven't touched a pencil in almost ten years, and now that I'm forced to when the tablet discombobulated - bam, it's decent. Maybe it's a sign.
>>155771370Draw twink leijon kissing karkitty (this fixed her)Mmmm big boob
Mmmm. Swimsuit nayaBare hips
>>155771534Karkatty and Nepeto.Guess the Leijons are Italian now instead of French.MeulioNepeto
>>155771123Busty Cronus mmm
>>155770029>>155770052could john egbert win the 1v2
>>155770029This is hot
>>155771599hold me back good gog
>>155770568Don’t think hers glows(yet) anon, her ears and tail are fully black
>>155771370can you draw nanna's huge naked boobs when you wake up
>>155768408she should get naked
have you considered nanna
>>155768448>>155768463wheres the artist source on this extremely hot babe
>>155772239I abjure that ass
>>155772239>ConsideredBrother I've been all over it since the start
>>155772362>>155772330MA MAN
I have moved your quest bed to the land of suds and showers. Good luck dodging everything to find it stinky
Oh right, need to do the daily reread
Do not come to the Land of Slurs and Salads. I will send you to the dream bubbles in a box.
>>155772438Just
>>155769804draw her reading eromanga and getting all blushy in the face
Man proving how good AI is for artists - especially individualistic ones - all over 4chan is such good vengeance on all the people who made projects like Homestuck woke and gay to the point that I couldn’t participate aside from having my brain parasitized as an organic creative processor.The sheer inner peace
>>155767292I remember explaining the plot of Homestuck to my mother some years back. While I was still a teenager. She thought Jade was in love with John during the earlier section. Especially since she wrote him that letter and kept sending gifts. I had to break it to her that they were in fact related. Explaining Roxy+Dirk was very funny in hindsight. She could accept Dirk as gay, but could not understand why he would refuse to give her children. Especially with them being the last humans. Personal reservations be damned, he had a duty to the human race.She’s forgotten all the Homestuck lore since then. Meaning the epilogues have also left her memory. Though to this day she remembers Guts and Griffith by name since I explained Berserk to her. She even got a little sad when I told her the writer died, though that’s a different story.
>>155772886your mom was a johnjade shipper...so based...
>>155772893well at the start of the story you don't really learn them to be siblings at all so its not like its some weird thing, Jade's highest number of interactions early on were with John and then she goes on to be with him borderline alone for 13 years while they travel to the new session
>>155772893I explained that it was like how Leia snogged Luke in episode 1. Since they didn’t know any better.
>>155772990yeah well johnjade is my favorite thing like ever. so im in support>>155773006hahah fair enough
>>155772133is she trying to say literally
>>155772886>Personal reservations be damned, he had a duty to the human race.Based.
>>155772444forgot tavros
often i feel like blowing my head off but i cant because i need to know how beyond canon ends
>>155773183Well at least beyond canons good for something. Dont worry youll be able to die of old age before it ends
>>155772239Nana got a whole ass bakery back thereGod danm
>>155772239how did nanna become a mother when no cock could possibly get past those cheeks?
what page are the rereaders up to tonight?
>>155773315i am a bit behind, https://homestuck.com/002734
>>155773315im so far behind. im so sorry anons :( im really screwing the pooch on this one. But dont worry, i WILL not give up !!!!
>>155773333>the poochhow old are you to be saying this!
>>155773333>the poochYou just know.
>>155773315Im at 003127Right on schedule. Rose has S entered and it was badass. Now im on the midnight crew.
>>155773378JUST KNOW WHAT T0T
>>1557733151000-1200 I believe, if we're sticking to 200 a day.
anyways, im on 400 right now. Im super behind, so i think tommorow after i do some doodling im gonna take a lot of time to reread and catch up. And take plenty of notes :Dj-just dont call me old T-T
>>155773183it ends with john bashing dirk's head in
>>155773405how. old. is. you.
>>155773424im hip and young...im uhhhhh 23! yep!
>>155773432im not no terezi but i can smell lies..
>>155773463I can smell that coochie through the screen terezi style
>>155773501beq was unironically the best guardian out of all the beta families
>>155773432liar liar pants on fire
their calling me a hag on hsg.... oh well... *snif snif* its ok. im going to bed now. good night hsg
>>155773547
>>155773634Dammit, the sound file is goneCatbox get your shit together
>ka-stopped reading there
>>155773304I didn't wanna spoil this since it was some hidden info but Meat Jade is confirmed to have done it as while her body is comatose she's on her own journey to set up a lot of what were the events of the original game and timeline and part of that job was her fucking Nanna
>>155773526>out of all of themFIFY
Did you remember to do so before bed?
>>155773739I take morning showers
>>155773788>morning showersnext you're gonna say you put pineapple on pizza too you fucking degen
>>155773556why is he so irresistable I mean seriously
>>155770001That's because both of these guys are UGLY
>>155769497want joey to hug xefros and show him what a healthy friendship actually looks like
>>155773958>Low bloodDid I just catch you having fun
>>155773183So you're actually planning to die of natural causes?
>>155774055I like how we're supposed to assume Mom Lalonde is an alcoholic but everything she does in the webcomic is her clearly being sober, then we finally get to Roxy and she's hammered for a lot of early Act 6.
>>155773903Equius is pretty in terms of his impressive manfultude’s impact
arasol is the first and only canon ship where anything romantically affectionate about it can only be found in fan art / fan fiction and not in the actual story. it's unbelievable i know.
>>155774252Have you never dated anyone? Sollux and Aradia behave like a normal couple
>>155774259hussie made daverose canon in that doomed timeline before arasol get past hand holding out of necessity.
>>155774321>you need to kiss and fuck onscreen i cant connect the dots and realize that already happened offscreen
>>155774343>Terezi totally fucked Gamzee guys, SUBTEXT
>>155773700Show me a source.
>>155774407yes? are you autistic
>>155767292Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
do trolls get hornier than humans?
>>155774433you just posted the horniest human ever
>>155774433Sega Saturn looking ass
>>155774433Alternian ones are practically celibate if they need to copulate under penalty of deathNot-Alternian ones are probably about the same as normal humans, moreso if there is no Mother Grub involved I imagine the lower in caste you go the hornier it gets simply by virtue of not living as long
Jane/Nanna met a nice, younger fella when she was about thirty named Jack, and she let him go to pound town for a year. She got knocked up, they planned to marry, but he was sadly killed when a truck carrying pianos fell onto him.
>>155771370>>155770699looks kinda bad, kinda real badkinda ass
>>155774572>>>/r/eddit
>>155774755Imagine the smell
>>155771123>PorrimSomething like this?
>>155774907Shes sad she didnt think to pull him first
>>155775003They calling Eridan Permanent banner the way no one want to pull him
Wheres my fucking digital pen. Some goblin must be stealing everyone’s digital pens.Prince of time…
>>155774907Imagine how awkward awkward the Rosemary-Eriroxy double dates would be
drawing
>>155775169took me a moment
>>155775169
>>155775169full comic by @danniun9w9nsfw warning
>>155767292How has Homestuck been going? I have been out of the loop since the ending and didn’t even check Hiveswap.Though lately it keeps being mentioned so I got curious if it had a good continuation
>>155767292I want to start coloring these sketches. Anyone know a good brand?
>>155772680ok i will try to remind of that.>>155773903no they are not :[ stop being mean.
>>155775677a good brand of what? I'm good with traditional media :] i can give some recomendations
oh my god his name is literally coleslaw incel oh my god im actually laughing out loud
>>155776008OH LOOK. WHAT ARE THAT RED STAINED USED TISSUES IN THERE :) ?so funny i could swear it looks like candy red blood.....
>>155776030if it isn't tissues i want to hear a really funny explanation of what it could've been instead.
>>155776030OH MY GOD HE DOESNT EVEN THROW THEM AWAY AFTERWARDS AND NO FILIAL PAIL TO SPEAK OFim laughing so fucking hard reading these panels
>>155776043I hope you enjoy Colsla as much as I do. He is my favorite part of the comic besides Ellith and Oxnard ewe
>>155776054he's an actual riot. honestly i have to say so far him, ellith and renity are my top 3 trolls. gosh this project is so great i should really make a mspfa account so i can actually let the authors know how much im enjoying this
>>155776008can someone explain what coleslaw even means in relation to incel?
bored
if the drawfag from last thread is even awake at this hour, did you ever draw that musty gamzee?
>>155776442i will draw it after i take my bath man. just for you <3
Friend asked for a specific Kanaya to be slutty so I will abide
>>155776306i think coleslaw is just really icky and slimy and just yucky overall so it goes quite well with his surname
>>155776362You must draw Karkat feetsies in an off-putting detail and you shall finally ascend to deviantart fetish autist tier
>>155776877idk man i'm not that good.
>>155776895Then become goodAll for the sake of Karkat's feet
>>155767388Well I said why I wasn't going to liveblog here >>155762583 but I guess if TWO anons want me to I can do it a bit since there's only like 600 pages left I'm like on page 328Here are my thoughts on what I read since my last post:Harry Anderson is the greatest new character so far, he is so funny, endearing and cute, his name is funny his design is funny and his dialogue is funny, he's just a great characterI like Yiffy, I know obviously why most people dislike her, but I can't help it, netorare has been my biggest fetish for as long as I can remember, I can't not drool at the thought of Jade fucking and impregnating Rose behind Kanaya's back even if I love Kanaya and feel bad for her, sorry! also Yiffy is adorable and cool so far, despite the silly nameI liked the davekat washing machine scene, just made me go "awww" It's realistic in how people mellow out and are uncharacteristically lovey dovey with each other once they start datingI really like Terezi's new design and Deltritus as a whole, I'll post a cute page I liked a lot after this post>>155767692>>155768283>>155768503This is beautiful I'm glad my amazing leader post was included... so cute
Im back from not having a computerNo whiteboard?
>>155777084Here, Terezi remains the cutest troll ever, though her being obsessed with Vriska still after she was like "yeah I give up let's go home" in the epilogues is a bit weird but I guess understandable
>>155777088anon.... the groomcord cough cough..... they took almost all the good drawfags....it was brutal..... run while you can.... *dies*
>>155777088anon... op's link list is right there.
>>155777129nta but it looks like the board expired. great time to migrate everyone to the magma
>>155777084thanks. i hope the karkat was to your satisfaction.
What exactly is Vrissy looking up on her phone that would make Rose and Kanaya mad.......................................
>>155777163It very much was, very erotic!
>>155777084It's good to see an honest poster.
>>155777180saying this while posting egregious goonerslop
>>155777180Holy peak thank you so much for blessing my eyes, they should make out sloppily while Kanaya can't do anything but just watch like a cuck because she loves Rose too much
I'm really fond of Harry Anderson's gay little eyelashes, also super adorable doodle on the notepad here
whos phanyys artist
>>155777166e621 is canon now
>>155777192Do you think lurid appreciations are dishonest or something
im kind of glad i didnt read the epilogues or bc so i can just headcanon that the main cast lives happily ever after that, and consuming fan media rn is all really cutesy i love all the stuff people make
gamzee pits art for you all to see
>>155777405yes
john ruins a wedding is my canon sequel to homestuck
>>1557774674tranny blocking my ip as i just post art. they hate meeee.
>>155777501
>>155777257he draws the most insane hyper shit ever. im just warning you bro
>>155777084what you think of dirk so far?
>>155777467>>155777501>>155777512nice! he looks adorable in your style and i really dig your handwriting.
>>155777257>>155777514its @OliveGrayTroll and he draws hyper women and males
>>155777552I'm really enjoying Dirk as a villain I think he is great and the whole "gay guy with 2 women as friends" gimmick he has going on with Terezi and Rose in Deltritus is funny, I feel bad for the characters having to deal with his bullshit though especially Jake but that's part of what makes him a cool antagonist
>>155777478You're quite silly to think so.
>>155777616
>>155777633yeah well I don't like the way you type so get bent faggot
>>155777641very realistic zahhak size, i can get behind this
>>155777166interspicies trollxhuman porn
>>155777641
Equius SWEATY Firm and STRONG TIGHT job ^w^
>>155777129Its expired>>155777112I was gone for 3 months what happened
>>155777724one clench of muscle and your penis is gone
>>155777764worth itWORTH IT I SAY
>>155777764unf >w<
>>155777655Truly ghastly.
>>155777760blah blah hsg artist discord that was only allowed entry like last year, they do weekly magmas and shit now. groomcord is the name because 4chan naturally doesnt like discord
>>155777760dont worry about it. someone will make a new whiteboard and dont worry about the hsg discord. its bad there. REALLY REALLY BAD. the anon hyping the shit is probally the incestious russian or just another stupid troll or whatever. yeah its that bad man.
>>155777842>the incestious russianthe who
>incestuous russiandidn't know we had so many based posters here
if you think olivegrays work is weird, you havent even seen the half of what the homesmut community has to offer.placing my bets on atleast one anon here being into this.
>>155777842i aint hyping up nothin. im not even in it to begin with
hell, look at the stuff hsg tends to post. like karkat feet.
>>155777883so does she successfully revive rose here or...>>155777900thats based tho
>>155777883i mean this is weirdly well drawn
>>155777800all of the male homestuck cast, yes. even the ones you hate or find unattractive, should be given fat fucking titties.
>>155777514>>155777616>draws men with giant asseslike a newborn baby it just happens everydaywhatever ill just watch from the outside and check if he draws anymore phanyyeverybody must brainwash him into only drawing phanyy
>>155777900i would rather it be nanna or feferi feet
>>155777918Karkat doesn't need this treatment because he already has them
>>155777956thats why i said to be aware! i know everyone doesnt like hyper like i do but his trollgirl pieces are still great.
>>155777900this is normal
Prospitbros...
>>155777426I wish I still were you, I was a much bigger when I didn't follow post-canon and only read mspfas
>>155777977Karkat's boobs will be so huge he is immobilized
>>155778017>I was a much bigger whendid u go on ozempic because of bc
need staceys huge boobs and feet in my mouth
>>155778017*happier fan, FUCK, that's what I get for not getting enough sleep
I wish my fetish wasn't so cringe that posting about it when combined with my favorite character wouldn't tank my fellow characterfags' reputation by proxy.
im going to watch the new resident movie see yall later
>>155778074what is your fetish you dont need to tell us your favorite character
>>155777918
She is so cuteeeeee
wait a sec. do people actually jack off to my stuff.
>>155778170literally built for being raped
>>155778074my fetish has nothing to do with my favorite characters
>>155778291but obviously you want to see your fetish applied to your favorite character right
>>155778311No not really. I like the characters that I like for being characters I appreciate. They aren't just sex objects to me.I haven't applied my kink to any characters that I can think of. It doesn't really work out that way.
Beyond Canon team takes charge and the jokes instantly get funnier I understand now...
>>155778329then it won't tank your fellow characterfags' reputation you scrub
>>155778427yeah I was commenting to that effectI'm saying get better fetishes
I have no shame in my fetishes I'll gladly talk about NTR involving my favorite characters
>>155778419uggghhh why does he talk like that now i hate it i hate it i'm going insane
Oh my god I had no idea this panel showed up so soon he's so cute and hot also I like that he's playing Donkey Kong Country
>>155778510Evilness took root
>>155778017>>155778050well if you ever get a brain damaging trauma and forget everything about bc and the epliogues i will gladly make sure you read mspfas and only mspfas exclusively from then on.
>>155778512look at him showing the midriff to egbert
>>155778529whatever man i hate this stupid fuckass comic
>>155778550Very slutty I agree how indecent!!
>>155777084Did you ever take a shower it's been 18 days
>>155778512Reminds me of the "black guy playing videogames on the floor shirtless with his boxers showing" memeI tried googling that image and the results was just a bunch of ishowspeed clips
>>155778580shut up showerfag
>>155778580Nope! my hero Sollux seems to not be taking any showers either so why should I?>>155778595>Reminds me of the "black guy playing videogames on the floor shirtless with his boxers showing" memeI really wish I knew what the hell you are talking about but I am imagining my own version in my head and It is a good image, the image you just posted is also quite incredible
which character should i draw taking a shower.
>>155778631sollux
>>155778631aradia coercing sollux into taking a shower by showering with him
>>155778624>so why should I?Because you're not a troll nor a fictional character, it's bad hygiene to not clean yourself regularly
I thought Sollux was mean and rude here when I saw this dialogue posted here before but with the context of the scene he is 100% justified Egbert is fucking up his Donkey Kong Country Concentration Time>>155778647I'll do it later this month and that's really all there is to say on this matter
>>155778647showers are for losers anon. musk is for heroes
>>155778624isn't the art so much better now? surely you can see why everyone disliked the previous style now right
>>155778663nta but this was when the new team came in? it looks so different from the artstyle of now
>>155778658why doesn't john throatrape sollux in this scene? is he stupid?
>>155778631nanna
>>155778658>I'll do it later this month and that's really all there is to say on this matterAre you mentally ill or something (well beyond the obvious that is) why are you so keen to keep being a stinky no hygiene idiot there isn't any good reason to skip cleaning yourself.Do you at least brush your teeth daily?
>>155778663It's better yes but I wouldn't say the previous artstyle was bad just not as good as the current one, though I do think the quality of the previous artstyle took a nosedive at the very last stretch for some reason Stuff like pic related from earlier is very cute>>155778690This may be an enormous plothole, hopefully a new retcon moment fixes it later
ok i drew jade showering.
>>155778704stop harassing the stinky poster
>>155778728wow this really is me every night (im a night showerer)
>>155778729seconding this we love musk.
Guy who is sitting on his ass playing Donkey Kong Country while everyone else is doing stuff (he is right):
>>155778744i mean. yes dude who takes showers only in the morning? rainbow drinker like kanaya?
>>155778729>>155778757Not showering for nearly 20 days is bad for your health, plus if they're slacking on that basic level of hygiene who knows what all else they're fucking up on.
Omfg this guy
WE ALL LOVE WHEN THIS RETARD SPAMS THE THREAD LIKE ITS HIS PERSONAL BLOG DONT WE ANONS.
Another amazing game truly this is why Sollux has never done anything wrong in his life and why he is my favorite trollOk I'll slow down on the posting just got excited seeing Sollux focus
>>155778790RANCID CUNTBOY PUSSY LIKE A FUCKING STINKY BREAD FACTORY
Good morning guys :DHow are you all this morning, I am going to continue my reread after i finish drawing.
>>155778811yes
>>155778643
>>155778811Two people asked them to continue so they had do even if more said not to
>>155778817Would you PLEASE stop posting EVERY FUCKING PANEL no one cares about your reaction to every little shit you have no insightful commentary no nothing you just want attention go make a blog for the love of god
>>155778811they do need to stop spamming but i don't mind the livereading posts every once in awhile
>>155778849That's what I just said chill buddy
>>155778833I had black coffee today and it got me all riled up
>>155778833what are you drawing today is it anything homestuck related
offtopic son or liveblogger daughter
oh fuck i'm getting a shower kink.
>>155778833hi my favourite moe hag!
>>155773378still thinking about this, what did anon meaaaan>>155778871i had a carmel ice coffee i made myself. its pretty good but im lactose intolerant and i like a lot of cream. >>155778875unfortunately not. I have been drawing undertale every day. for the past week.
>>155778894>offtopic sonAt least he takes showers
>>155778899well drawing undertale is cool too but we miss you here
>>155778894liveblog daughter obviously. the other one sucks
>>155778894Child neglect.
>>155778918sorry bout that, its why i feel so bad being so behind on my rereads. i just really like the note taking system i have going on, its real fun. i'll try to catch up now.
>>155778916>no boymuskfailure of a dad
>>155778894liveblogger is chill just autistic idg the hate
>>155778870But you don't. Yiu said you were going to slow down constantly, all the time, when you were reading Homestuck, but you never stopped posting your fuckass reactions because you seem to believe everyone cares or needs to know what you think about every little detail.
>>155778833fermented fujo musk entered the thread (compliment)
>>155778940it's okay we forgive you. i'm not even doing the reread because i reread homestuck like two months ago but i enjoy all the reread posts
>>155778927Hey your house gets a free fumigation when liveblog daughter is around
>>155778894off topic son
>>155778957I love Sollux, I love Donkey Kong Country, I love Sonic CD, they all showed up in rapid succession and made me soooo happy so I posted about it, chill on me and make awesome homestuck posts about what makes you happy too, I'd love to see them
>>155778953it's a type of autism we don't see very often in these threads so it really gets all the anon going
>>155778940Your reread is hundreds of times better than liveblogger's so don't worry yours are worth the wait and you're putting real effort into it, plus I like your takes more.
>>155778978is this supposed to be a bad thing
>>155778894Offtopic son desu
>>155778999I like tomboys
>>155778999stop responding and stop trying to explain yourself all the time it just fans the flames every time
>>155778949boymusk shouldn't be shared for free but created during love making
>>155779009thank you :D
>>155778999No one cares retard. Stop spamming. What is so hard to understand about that.
I like this boy>>155779058You're right I just wanted to motivate more on-topic posting, I want people to talk about Homestuck more and it makes me roll my eyes when I open the thread and It's 20 posts in a row about social media drama or why showering is good or whatever completely unrelated to Homestuck
>>155778999happiness for your kind should not exist you vile creature hate on true hope because you have been fooled by a con artist
>>155779058She can't help but bite the bait every thread she will promise to stop and then the next thread she won't, you're expecting someone too mentally ill to shower to have self control.>>155779092FYI tranny not showering is frequently a symptom of mental illness so you probably should get yourself checked into a psych ward and not one with men in it either you want one with women so you don't get raped.
>>155779092>I like this boyThat's cool, I like this girl
>>155779092I like the other half of this image too so cute
>>155779092Lately ive been wanting to interject homestuck memes and inside jokes in other threads across the boards
>>155779098
>>155778894you just got an live example on why the offtopic son is worse
>>155779098what did donkey kong fans ever do to you?
>>155779092constantly seething about keeping things on topic is mini modding and rarely goes over well, hsg is going to have retarded tangent conversations no matter what. If you really want people to stop seething when you post then you should do a better job at blending in tbqhwy
>>155779149Highbloods to cullbait lowbloods
>>155775167more more more more more
Don't even reply just hide and report off-topic posts>>155779130I stopped browsing most boards as a whole since the 2020 influx of newfags fucked up the website but a few days ago I made a heirborn post by accident on a minecraft thread I had open asking for tips thinking it was my /hsg/ tab and got super embarrassed
>>155779218>since the 2020 influx of newfags fucked up the websiteLMAO Ironic coming from you
>>155779218>I made a heirborn post by accident on a minecraft thread I had open asking for tips thinking it was my /hsg/ tab and got super embarrassed/mcg/ or /mmcg/?
>>155779247/mcg/, I started playing it again because I wanna see how the Sift will be like, I just go there to ask stupid questions since I don't know much of anything about the new updatesMay these cute and cool fanarts of my husband Delfi excuse this small off-topic post
did Prisounebound, Space Days, Drinking Problem, or Beyond Canon update yet
>>155779313>not a modded minecraft chad like meI always knew you'd be my lesser, like Calliope is to Caliborn
>>155779351
Does everyone here agree that Beyond Canon would be better if there was a huge sign saying "ROOM YOU CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE SEX" above the window>>155779374I was playing modded minecraft for a bit with Born In Chaos and stuff but those mods will take a while to update when the Sift releases and I wanna experience it day 1But yes I'm totally Calliope that is a beautiful image
>>155779399
the blood colors of millions of trolls were taken to create this shit
>>155779423Kanaya uses this
>>155778833studying and getting smart so i can destroy my enemies with facts. and get a university degree ofc.
cringepost
>>155779373space day updated like a week ago. my fuarking king of his realm colsla did another appearance in the comic. it was beautiful like staring at the sun. for 15 minutes straight.
thoughts on this https://files.catbox.moe/rtl919.jpg
Trying to figure out which players can actually hear exiles. I know seers can by default, but it also seems like mages are aware of them to some degree as well (Sollux freaks out about another voice bothering him), which makes sense because seers and mages are paired. But then Aradia can hear Diamonds Droog? Is it just any player with any sort of psychic predisposition? Because if that's true that would mean like half the trolls would be able to hear exile commands regardless of classpect instead of just seers like Terezi says early on in her conversation with Rose. I guess it could just be a retcon. It doesn't really matter, I just always thought that was an interesting detail.
>>155779437Mommy cock needs warmth
>>155779575looks great.
theres nothing strange about this drawing
>>155779575holy shit. looks pretty damn good!!! who did this, you?
>>155779575hot
>What no one tells you is that Rose implanted that idea of impregnating her
>>155779655no not me
>>155779575oug his tummy..,.,
>>155779505gilven feet...
I like how this sequence's dialogue is written in the same way the Midnight Crew members talk to each other, Spades Slick in specific loved "you like the sound of that", very cute>>155779575>>155779618Both of these images are so fucking awesome thank you for sharing>>155779576I feel like It's either "psychic ability" or "very smart and figures it out" sort of deal>>155779663This is true and awesome
jane cosplay i found
i think i am more than ever confident on my fetish art. perhaps its a good thing.
>>155779752
>>155779752this looks like someone's actual mom
>>155779576All of the players in any session can hear the exiles without an exception, it's just a matter of whether they were actually talked to
>>155779766
>>155779752>>155779766>>155779792ouu shiii
>>155779792
I just feel like John wouldn't mind if Jade Married Nanna and that if we really think about it for a few hours we can fully go in depth about just why this could save the timeline and maybe even kill Dirk on top of reviving Meat John.
>>155779653Hot
>>155779878I don't think Nana would marry Jade tho
>>155779906I feel like Jade would charm her enough and on that first date she could 100% get Nanna on board with dating, Jade is a total catch
>>155779820is that whore serious get back to baking we dont wanna see you naked
>>155779934she cant get kids. too old for it anon.
>>155779950I DO!!!
>>155779968YOU ARE A FOOL WE ARE HUNGRY FOR FOOD NOT FLESH
>>155779960This isn't about kids, this is about marrying Nanna. Besides, I feel like Jade could use her massive brain to find a work around if Nanna ever wanted to have kids again that or her weird biology that caused a sub 2 month pregnancy in a healthy woman may just bypass menopause due to radiation and dog/god genes mixed in there
>>155780008you're getting both you retard
>>155779878Fake news, prospitans marry heterosexually, so John marries Nanna and Jade marries Grandpa
How to fix Homestuck and make everyone happy:Jade decides to rape every character
>>155779532saw that, put me back in.
>>155779820>that hint of crotchless panties
>>155778844splendiferous wonderful amazing work anon e. mouse.
>>155780068>heterosexuallyFucking Rose didn't seem super hetrosexual to me anon.
>>155779775No, for most players the exile commands are more like subconscious suggestions they aren't entirely aware of. I'm talking about characters who can directly hear these voices. If everyone was aware of these voices, they wouldn't have called Terezi crazy for being able to hear them.
>>155780116jade is pussysexual. thats why she liked davesprite to begin with
>>155780116She married homosexually and then got cuckedNone of that would have happened had she stuck to being Karkat's mommy
>>155780177Karkat was a faggot and she openly admits he wouldn't really engage with her after Dave bailed on them. Plus I mean Jake kinda proves you could marry straight and still get fucked over since he's been made a bitch in the candy timeline and was sorta semi cucked in the meat one by jasprosesprite.
>>155780227jasprosesprite ironically also abandoned their girlfriend as well, its honestly really clear that hussie just didn't care anymore
>>155780265Neptea is kinda dead by BC, like the only time we currently get to see her is she's trapped in some kinda of out of all timelines gameshow purgatory that she seemingly can't leave. Not to mention its mostly the Jasperhalf that liked Nepeta most and then she became Davepeta who's basically neither of the two and just their own person. jasprosesprite's girlfriend pretty much died not long after they were together because they got ^2'd into Davepeta
>>155780265motherfucker if i can choose between big, massive jane and tiny nep im going jane.
>>155780333holyshit maybe the whole fusing sprites thing is super fucked up if it keeps mind raping people
The ponytail really fits Jade so cute
>>155780380Nepeta did mindrape davesprite as well, which all sorts of weird
>>155780380Its not the fusion that really does it, Davepeta explains it sorta that when they fused the one left was kinda left with both sets of memories but only some really feel real or accepted and that they didn't really know weather they resonated with Dave or Nepeta specifically which is why they just started going by they/them in the first place. Jasprosesprite explained it pretty much similar that the reason she's mostly still just going by she is Jasper essentially had no real ego so most of his side is just kinda overwritten/lesser to the Rose half of her.When you fuse with another sprite its just a new person at that point but if one side's kinda more dominant or higher ego you might mostly be the same person for the most part
>>155780444yeah its like I said fucked up because davesprite does't exist anymore, he was basically killed/mindraped.jasper was also mindraped/killed by rose,that guy doesnt exist anymore.
>>155780481I can't beleive Rose raped a cat
>>155780519crazy right? not only raped but killed, she really is a little psycho we should have know, thare were signs.
>>155780519jasper can't be mindraped because he had no ego, same logic
>>155780540Sound like a cope
Wait did Jade really fuck Nanna? For real?
>>155780569dream jade also mindraped bec, good that you remenber that
>>155780591Yes
>>155779663I would like to know the source.
Vriskais flat
>>155780601Proof, please?
How would you feel if Jade raped YOU? would you still be posting about it lightly?!
>>155780600Actually in that case no, DreamJade was long dead so Bec just sorta went to the afterlife and dragged her back to be Jadesprite like he always planned because Bec knew everything.Its kinda funny the story never really goes that deep into how Jadesprite wasn't in dream bubbles and that she was in some form of actual afterlife with everyone else and then just ripped from it and never allowed to return to her version of her friends
>>155780591no
>>155780630I don't wanna get banned from the discord nor the patreon so I won't be doing that. Next year you'll find out though
>>155780633I don't think that really works, I dont think that was becs objective, just something they knew had to happen for the timeline not be the dead one, but still the process did lead to their death
Jadequest
>>155776241The girls and their two ectobiological brats
>>155780651Giving money to BCs pateron... If I were a worse a person i would have called you so many slurs it unreal.
>>155780632Would she at least make my dick bigger while she rapes me?
>>155780692Bec knew, every move and step he made was always intended to be for Jade's benefit because above all else he loved her the most to the degree to transcended his prototyping it and hard engranded it so that whoever had the ring could never even dare to harm her.
>>155780719You do know subbing for free is an option yeah? when did I say anything about money
>>155780745you must be retarded to think you're going to get banned from a discord for posting something here that ten total people will see
>>155780758hey its not just 10
>>155780632Only if she mindbroke me into a drooling mess and didnt do it where everyone can hear it like an asshole
>>155780788yeah its less
>>155780758Its critical info for Jade's later plot, If it comes out now they will change it to spite me. I can't allow that to come to pass. Besides, about 4 people from the discord actually are posting in here constantly
>>155780730sounds kind of bullshit because in the end it just made dream jade go in full panic attack if bec trully loved and trully understood that would happen, they would not have done it. Plus it just lead to jade consuming dream jade after she godtiersIt gets much worse if you also add post canon to it as well
>>155780810if you joined the patreon for free then this is a free open discord wtf are you talking about
>>155776091I’m sure they know. Oh they just know :)
>>155780810oh I didn't realize it was bait sorry i'm the retard
>>155780810>about 4 people from the discord actually are posting in here constantlyIt could be any one of us. It could be you. It could be him it could even be
>>155780813Dream Jade wasn't his Jade, he also knew she wouldn't live long either way. Just as he raised her on that island in his own way and kept her there safe. It was for the greater good as he knew. He was the guardian of earth and 100% could have honestly saved it if it wanted but that wouldn't have served Jade in the long run.The path that his Jade was on was always the best one possible
why is gamzee this huge? why its my fetish of course.
>>155780907I thought this was cock size for a sec
I wish it was Harry Anderson time all the time...
>>155780862I don't really understand what you are trying to imply. sure his action lead to the timeline not being doomed (it was doomed anyway but lets ignore that) But they weren't really in service of jade in any specific way, are you sying she needed the sprite powers? what are you trying to get at?
>>155780934Fuck.*saying
>>155780907he must be compensating
i'm a jake manlet truther and i hate being so lonely
I'm glad I'm not alone in liking Harry
>>155780948but its completely out of his control! he didnt choose to be 10 feet tall. my dick did
>>155777203bet you'd love the artist xenopavilia if you havent gooned to it already
>>155780907why is feferi a giant
>>155780907its funny how sollux can be either short or tall
>>155781027
>>155781062clearly a result of surgery
Harry Anderson did nothing wrong he is a caring and loving partner everyone should be nice and gentle towards people like Harry Anderson who send way too many texts>>155780973I love him so much he's by far the best new character introduced so far every page with him is a treat>>155781011I have like 4 times! I love her art I hope she keeps drawing Homestuck forever
>>155780934Bec knows their timeline was doomed because even before they really get started Dave had to constantly go back in time. Bec possessed around the same level of omniscience as Doc Scratch due to FG and Green Sun powers. He made sure Jade would take every step to gain his powers, making her the strongest player possible as well as being more than capable of more than her normal god tier would have initially allowed like the teleporting, omniscience and bonus knowledge from it, she'd be more then capable of being the best off even if he could no longer be around. If Jade never had his powers, nor the omnicence, she'd be far worse off or Jack would have killed them all because without Bec's love for Jade mixed in, he has no reason to spare them and was in fact just an unkillable boss. If she didn't have his powers she likely also couldn't have gotten John and herself where they needed to go in time for he new session either. A majority of what Jade does in the story is impossible without his powers and added knowledge about every thing in their universe. The story goes worse for everyone along side Jade herself when you remove Bec's provided bonus protection of making the boss never target her and his powers and knowledgeYou could even see it as why Meat Jade is able to discern the who narration and rendered a threat in the eyes of Dirk or how Candy Jade never went ultimate despite the whole understanding it like everyone else who was getting it and dying from understanding.
>>155781072what a treasonous statement, Her Imperious Condescension is all natural.
>>155781050yes hes flexible
>>155781104Her Imperious Condescension has big naturals. she would never get implants. 100% all-natural fuschia h cups. glory to HIC and the alternian empire
>>155781104imperial shill....
>>155780907Based, but remember Jade can be taller whenever she wants!
>>155781086you are overthinking clearly.>wow jade got some cool powers!!! She almost never gets to use them btw, and it also leads to her getting mind raped by condy anyway.>If Jade never had his powers, nor the omnicence, she'd be far worse off or Jack would have killed them all because without Bec's love for Jade mixed inMy brother in christ Jack only so powerful because bec threw himself into the sprite in the first place.> If she didn't have his powers she likely also couldn't have gotten John and herself where they needed to go in time for he new session eitherShe is still the witch of space, you know?>Jade does in the story is impossible without his powers and added knowledge about every thing in their universeShe does almost nothing after she enters the ship
>>155781175I can't believe Jade just killed all those people with her passive radiation
>>155781246They deserved it.Guilty of the crime of being small.
>>155777855>>155777875hi, incestous russian itt. ama
>>155781281How is she breathing is she just constantly dying?
>>155778574John really wants to give Sollux a loving blowjob
>>155781314why?
This panel is really hot, no further comment needed just wanted to post it>>155781350You're right but doesn't everyone...
>>155781358video games
>>155781235>She almost never gets to use them btw, and it also leads to her getting mind raped by condy anyway.I feel you don't get what her powers are making this statement. Teleportation is not a Space power, that's a Bec power. If she was sparking green, that was ALL First guardian stuff. She ironically doesn't use her space powers that much because she's usually using Bec's. Their several year journey and even saving the planets required Bec's power for her to be fast enough to do all of that since the limit for their normal speed, as she says, is a bit faster than light but she can exceed that within the Green sun's domain. She spends 80% of the story after God tier teleporting around and part of the reason the Condsce even takes her is because she has those powers.>My brother in christ Jack only so powerful because bec threw himself into the sprite in the first place.Yes because it was required for what was coming later. The Alpha timeline. Just like how Scratch literally tricks Dave and Rose into bringing a bomb to Derse, the actions of Bec require him to make sure the Alpha timeline occurs because its where he was born. He can't NOT do the prototyping because otherwise the Alpha timeline is never made and part of his job, along with Scratch, is to ensure that also happens because the timeline depends on it.>She is still the witch of space, you know?Strong but not as much as you may think on average honestly. Even BC kinda admits Jade was fairly not super creative or using it that much because she had only just learned how to make shields and still couldn't do much with them. Jade's the strongest in the party due to those additional powers.>She does almost nothing after she enters the shipShe doesn't get there anytime fast without those powers bud. She wouldn't have been able to even get the window to them without the ability to teleport things and herself
>>155781314why aren't you fighting in ukraine to further the cause of canon russian vriska?
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173
>>155781393that's a good question. we will find out very soon. will i get drafted or not, but i promise to survive and not br8k
>>155781314did you get drafted yet?
>>155781444don't plan to
>>155781383>Teleportation is not a Space powerSure but she just manupulate the distance between things, she literally carried 4 entire planets on her pocket. she could have just deleted the space they were traveling in and sped up their movement.Same with with condy's orders, she can just makes the the planest smaller and find them from there,Hussie just didn't do it because he wasnt creative enough.>the actions of Bec require him to make sure the Alpha timeline occurs because its where he was bornAs i said their timeline was doomed the only thing that mattered was john getting the juju that gave him canon powers, continuing it just proves that what bec did for the most part was not dooming the sessio so that would not heappen>Even BC kinda admits Jade was fairly not super creative Hussie wasn't very creative>She doesn't get there anytime fast without those powers budyou really don't understand how broken the concept of space manipulation is
>>155781463>don't plan toyour boy troll putin says he plan to
>>155781542and i don't!
>>155781493>Sure but she just manupulate the distance between things, she literally carried 4 entire planets on her pocket. she could have just deleted the space they were traveling in and sped up their movement.Ironically, no. See that's the thing. Hussie making thing vauge means that the description is all you really get to work with but Deleting space would be a not be in the witch line of powers as they manipulate the existing space. You can't remove it or stuff like thing, you'd be thinking of void since removing would be the inverse. Simply put, she says it herself that she can't really do that because John asks after they go tthrough the window if she can make them go faster and she tells him a very blunt no because they are beyond the domain of the green sun and are then limited to a light speed because "Nothing is faster than light" as such she couldn't travel any faster or make them move any different. Teleportation was beyond her range without the powers from Bec canonically and that was given her new knowledge of physics, laws of the physical universes(yes pluarl), and much more from Bec & Jadesprite's fusion with her.>As i said their timeline was doomed the only thing that mattered was john getting the juju that gave him canon powersTheir timeline wasn't doomed, its a loop. It exist to create the Alpha timeline in which it creates their own timeine which is all BEFORE he even gets the retcon powers because the Alpha timeline is made before that. Its a type of grandfather paradox, Bec and Scratch exist with an predefined goal that also ensures they come to exist in the first place.>Hussie wasn't very creativeHe's not the one writing that bud, the commentary from them explains how space works as well>you really don't understand how broken the concept of space manipulation isThe story and people writing it say flat out that she can't do it, from Hussie's own early answer to the BC team keeping consistent. She's the WITCH of space
>>155781610>>155781610>>155781610
>>155781493>>155781596(Couldn't finish there)The aspect may be strong but her class inherently limits what parts of it she actually has control over by design. She manipulates what's there, she can't exactly erase stuff, she would have to shrink it but even then, as shown with BC, there are qualms and issues to do that sort of thing(whatever is in that space is still bound by the physical laws of the universe and would likely be harmed or just die possibly due to such a chance if it doesn't cause a flat out black hole because that mass has to go somewhere)You are looking at space itself and not the class, how it actually interacts with everything else, or Jade herself explaining the extent of her powers a few times and what she can't do with them.
>>155781596of course there's a way, just stand in front of the ship and use her space powers to stretch it so it can reach the end by itself, see just being creative helps a tonit was doomed everyone but john and roxy were doomed thats what happened, remenber dirk being consumed by some weird shit thats what mean being doomed
>>155781717That isn't how it works, you can't compress the mass because it has to go somewhere and the space in question has to go somewhere, what you are describing is bringing the destination toward her which isn't the goal if the goal is traveling to a destination. Its also no teleportation by definition as that would be moving from point A to B within an instant with no movement involved from the person teleporting. Your creativity is ignoring the actual rules that the person with the powers and the story itself limit said powers to, which isn't how Witch of Space works. The mass and space between the destination doesn't suddenly vanish, it has to go somewhere and that isn't teleportation nor are you adressing that fact that you have to then "stretch" said space back into place as well as doing it without causing a black hole, killing everything there, destroying the destination, etc.You are seemingly just choosing to ignore that these powers still have to obey the given laws of physics by the story's own omission. Even BC addresses the stretching concept and how hard it is to maintain such an exact type of action as bending space as you have to then maintain it in pure focus or it fails
Nerrrrrrds
Back from class, time to draw some Kanaya.Being slutty.
