https://youtu.be/rN8Ke4mWKG4?si=KcDDPgRxoXoIFr3qLooks like they’re adapting the first arc. Even Stan’s internal monologue.
>>155793204We already have Live Action Crossed. It was called the Sadness.
>>155793204To be honest, I'm surprised this hasn't been adapted already. The anti-white and anti-Christian rhetoric coming out of the left over the last decade, this would have been the perfect comic series to adapt during the COVID years.
>>155793223The director of The Sadness is doing this adaptation.
>>155793204Excited for it, the rash looks good and they didn't pussy out from how extreme it is
SOCIAL JUSTICE WHAT
>>155793204I hate to admit it but Garth stays winning
>>155793541Its a shame he's profiting the most from his worst works
>>155793204Can't watch without a Google account.
>>155793317>The anti-white and anti-Christian rhetoric coming out of the left over the last decadeYeah because you faggots are annoying
Oh boy I can't wait for my least favorite comic ever to succeed so I can lose a little bit more faith In humanity.
>>155793204based. /co/mblr pakis seethe
>>155793763What
>>155793721
>One of the most depraved comics of all timeJesus I feel like I’m the only person who’s read Crossed. The first arc is just Ennis pontificating on human morality. Most of the gross stuff is only in the first issue.
>>155793204the world does not need it.
I bet 100$ that there will be an episode that will feature neo nazis, and they will be presented as worse than crossed>>155793689Look who's talking!
>>155793541I'd rather lose than win the way garth did
>>155793772Reddit loves this retarded comic.
Get ready for HORSECOCK, fanboys.
>>155793860"horsecock" should be written on ennis tombstone
>>155793204I'm getting a horsecock dildo to brings to the theater
>>155793900got a lol out of mewould be fantastic promotional materialmaybe they'll make it into a popcorn bucket
It's going to be neutered like the Boys.
>>155793920>All the crossed just run up to people and ask to suck their dicks and eat their shit
>>155793204>>155793541Crossed is more popular now before an adaptation released than The Boys and Invincible were before their adaptations were releasedLet that sink inPossibly pre-movie release Scott Pilgrim as well
>>155793204Oh neat they're doing the salt scene
>>155793204genuinely excited for it crossed is really good stuff
This shit is so motherfucking gay.
>>155793689Careful, comrade. That f-word is forbidden, plural or otherwise.
>>155793204Just in time for the weird menacing smiling woman fatigue!
> Complete lack of nudity I am disappointed. Crossed as a comic needs to have naked women and men casually being around. The trailer is showing too much clothes. Like that ending the woman should be Completely naked. I will watch but i have a feeling the actors weren't cool with the nudity. A crossed with out nudity does not work.
>>155794987You can't show nudity in Youtube anon
>>155793803Crossed is a really good filter for complete retards. The first series, wish you were here and some badlands issues are amazing
Okay lets rundown the things Garth Ennis got adapted:>The Punisher>The Boys>Preacher>CrossedWhat do you think he'll try to adapt next?
>>155795043Sell me on it. It just looks like slightly edgier bargain bin Walking Dead comics of that time.
>>155793204them mf did a movie of it. Can't wait for the salt scene and also horsecock.
>>155793204fucking crossed gets a (shit?) movie done meanwhile blood meridian sitting in the corner for decades straight
>>155793204Funny how corpos are allowed to put this gross shit out but artists are getting debanked for drawing a boob and I have to upload my government id and face to palantir just to see said boob.
HORSECOCK
>>155793582>Its a shame he's profiting the most from his worst workswhat do you think capitalism does? appeals top lowest common denominator
>>155793223Now we have The Sadness 2: Crossed
>>155795270"Zombie" apocalypse with heavier morals I guess, it has a strong set of characters imo especially Wish You Were Here with how the story is portrayed, you're only following the main characters diary with his thoughts and he's very realistic/fucked up on how you view it.Both the original run and WYWH have a good story and aren't bargain bin at all, that reputation comes from the Badlands series where you read a new story every 3 issues with little continuation. There are some that are good, some bad, but most mediocre. If you finished those 2 though you'll probably like Badlands and learn how to skip the shitty storiesAlso all the covers are top tier
>white people... BAD
>>155795473agree. Badlands only got a few good stories. Psychopath story is ugly and shit, the worst of the CrossedFamily Values COULD have been S-tier but too much rape porn otherwise it's Ok-tier.
>>155795473Nah, it's "monsters from the id" write large, is all. Just torture porn and 'they can be rehabilitated but it's hard to do unless you're a genius and lucky as hell."
>>155795473Meh. I'll pass.
one thing notable about crossed discussion is that you can immediately tell who did read it then liked it, who didn't and hates it and who did read it and got filtered by it
>>155795516It's hard hating on Badlands when it has those 4 brits army guys and the story with the hippie and motorcyclist. I dropped Psychopath after like 3 issues and I thought Family Values was ok, nothing too crazy you read it if you want more average Crossed.
>>155795588it's a very unlarpable series as the kids say
>>155795043only wish you were here was good, but only because of Spurrier. basically, any other crossed series could (and should) not exist, but wish you were here wa genuinely great
>>155793803>Movie is using a tagline to get people invested to watch it>This is bad
>>155795672>it's a very unlarpable series as the kids sayI'd saying acting like a psychopath is grounds for not being larpable. Can get your ass shot, deservedly so.
Is this a movie or a streaming series?
Why can’t this series get memoryholed already? Gross
>>155795632>those 4 brits army guysThat's like the only good story out of Badlands lmao. Wish You Were Here is also just as good.But everything else is painfully mid.
>>155796106MovieWhen it's coming out is anyone's guess but very likely to be 2027 if they're posting teasers already
>>155794076I really don't get the appeal at all. But there is no way it is more popular than pre-movie SP
>>155793204can't wait for normalfags to find and read the various Crossed comics and upload thousands of ****HORSE COCK!!**** vlogs on Twitter and Insta
Crossed was always shit.
>>155793582>We will never get a Barracuda movieHonestly it's better this way
>>155793888>"horsecock" should be written on ennis tombstoneThat's a given
>>155794987>no small children raping and killing their female teacherAnd this is why AI video generation exists, people
>>155796384Why is it that so many effeminate men and weird as hell women are into childish/immature gore and nudity? See: Adult Swim shit like R&M, Hazbin, Terrifier, etc.
>>155795191>What do you think he'll try to adapt next?
>>155793815You're so fucking retarded you haven't even realized this isn't a show. You can't even read a link you dumb muttgigantic faggots like you have ruined this entire website
>>155793204This is gonna make 28 years later look good
>>155795191If only Ennis could get good things adapted.
>>155793204I'm no prude but Crossed is just edgy dogshit to me, worse than The Boys. Garth is a one trick pony
Lets make Crossed edits in celebration anons
>>155796538>effeminate men and weird as hell women>normalfaggot, do you know what you're saying?
>>155793204This is going to suck an absolutely incredible amount of ass. There's no way to do a good Crossed movie. They couldn't even make a good Crossed comic, and now you want to make a movie?
Ennisslop is so astroturfed.
>>155793223>thing:(>thing Taiwan:)
>>155798139He's saying that real men watch MLP and Centaurworld, because the world is hard and cold and we don't need more of that.
>>155793204why would you cast Mel C for this tho
>>155798366>He's saying that real men watch MLP and Centaurworld, because the world is hard and cold and we don't need more of that.we didn't need it back then either but that shit never goes away no matter how much you try and gaslight yourself that pedophiles funnel tax revenue to fund genocide
Someone give this man >>155793659 justice.
>>155798412When i was in the army I think i was the only brony but this was the most popular show in my unit.
>>155796538>R&M, Hazbin, Terrifier, etcThe first two things don't really have nudity (no, a pixelated cock doesn't count, old Family Guy and American dad used to have it uncensored on DVD until Disney take over) and Terrifier is just 'le gore' that somehow became incredibly profitable. Gore for first two? Sure. Nudity? Nope.
I'll watch it if it's NC-17I'll drive out to the middle of nowhere if I have to but that's the only reason I'd bother.
>>155793204Fuck yeah I can't wait to see this
>>155798538Does hazbin have gore? I watched helluva boss and it didn't have gore that I remember. At least not to the degree that rick and morty and family guy do.
>>155798752This is what christopher columbus saw when he made a horrible mistake.
>>155798752retarded idiot weirdo sluts will larp the fuck out of crossed because it's edgyshe is also, im sorry to say, not hot. not even a bit. it's called makeup and gooners still havent figured it out.
>>155798841Thank you for letting us know how unfuckable you find her
>>155798841Objectively untrue.70% of the US (AND EUROPE NOW) is overweight or obese. She isn't. That puts her in the top 30% automatically.
>>155793223the sadness director is doing this movie as well.
>>155796183it probably is going to be streamed on xvideos, given the content
>>155798752Crossed gonna get banned for hateful imagery in the UK at this rate
>>155796384there is hope it'll get banned due to graphic content
>>155797932Funny thing is, ennis never wrote anything good
>>155798841plus ai effects
As crazy as a Crossed adaptation is, it's not even the top craziest adaptation I want to see (that would be Uber).>>155795191I want Hitman to get adapted but it would need to be watered down too much.A Punisher Max "old man Frank" could work as a series though.>>155795632>>155796171Badlands is a rollercoaster, some arcs are fucking stupid, some of them are great. I liked the one with the yakuza kids and the tiger, both stories with the 4 army dudes, the one with a bandaged guy who claims to be a british prince, and everything involving Smokey or the twins he eventually knocks up.The motorcycle gang story at the beginning wasn't bad either.
>>155799317>Funny thing is, ennis never wrote anything goodFactually wrong, see picrel.
>>155799385I've read it, it was beyond retarded>Eerth is named in honor of Erf>Brave cuck who got eaten by standard ennis monster, while his friends did dogshit
>>155793659Skill issue>>155798423You should both get fucked by bibisii
>>155795191the easiest route is to adapt Red Team cause it's not that crazy of a concept and can be done on the cheap, or if you want something of a limited series concept maybe something as A Walk Thru Hell could be done
Just read the original run and it's honestly not that edgy. The edgiest thing was the two page spread that the end of the first issue.
>>155793317>anti-white and anti-ChristianDon't lump me in with your fag jew religion, christianity fucking hates white men, fuck you
>>155793317Holy shit you whiney faggots are why i barely go to this board anymore. Keep your shit religion to yourself
Great now normies are going to jump on this
>>155793204>TFW full on rape scene with full frontal of some hot chick getting gang fucked by zombies comes onMy non con loving ass is so ready
>>155800605This. Garth Ennis is a pussy. I get my rape kicks from Roberts and Fernando
>>155798111
>>155793204Mark my words this is going to be about how Trump and MAGA retards are bad
>>155793223We already have live action Crossed. It's the surveillance footage from Epstein island that the FBI has memoryholed.
>>155801160And you base this on what? You know the setting takes place in 08 during the summer Bush is still President in the comic.
>>155798366>He's saying that real men watch MLP and Centaurworld, because the world is hard and cold and we don't need more of that.Unironically this.>Our roots reach down, our branches rise>From sky to ground, our wooden eyes>Have gazed upon desires, hope, and greed>But to each soul who walks this way>A tree disclaimer we must say>We give not what you want - but what you need
>>155793204I soifaced at horsecock. also I guess this is an adaptation of the very first story since we see a girl and guy jumping, I'm assuming that's the blind chick and gay guy killing themselves from the end chapterWE, yes WE (you and I) will be watching.
>>155798412>we didn't need it back then either but that shit never goes away no matter how much you try>The last time you were here>Aall you did was kick and steal from us>All you did was kick a tree and steal our stuff>How does it feel to kick a tree?>We don't know because we're trees>And we don't kick each other
>>155796538Because liking gore and rape is chad behavior>>155796548God if fucking only. I wish ennis would continue the pro too
>>155801513Imagine audiences cheering and screaming at the inevitable horsecock scene ala chicken jockey
No horsecock, no watch>>155795345Why the fuck would you want a blood meridian adaptation
>>155801638I'm going to throw popcorn buckets at the screen and cause a general ruckus for the post credit scene where noted funniest character Jethro Tully makes a cameo appearance
>>155801642>No horsecock, no watchit's already in the trailer
>>155801670hadn't watched it yet when I replied, I'm honestly pretty surprised at this, seems like it's ripped straight from the comics
>>155801664Glad to see /co/ hyped for something for a change. Im so fucking hyped
>>155801664Which spin off is he from?
>>155801738I am. I am hyped, this looks actually good and faithful>>155801742family values
Mainstream violence is pussy shit.There's no edge, no bite to what essentially has to be marketable and commercialized.
>>155801758I know, the one comic that gets the most faithful modern adaptation being fucking crossed was not on my bingo list but here we are
>>155801758I'll give it a shot. Didn't think I'd like the series as much as I did. Even though it's bleak it felt hopeful.
>>155798139>>155798538>>155801608Alright. I'll say this distinction and try to phrase it better: Why is it that certain media with gore and/or nudity have to go overboard with it in a way that isn't cool or sexy? Where dialogue is cringe inducing when concerning sex, nudity, gore, and violence and it's seen as empowering rather than something that is teased and then only shown in a measured and intentional way? And I mean that for both. Faggot writers whether gay men, women, or just plain ol' dumb bastards of any demographic have to use those in cringe ways like R&M or Hazbin? And if that's not what they do, like it's just over the top gore, why do they expect me to get any emotional reaction of disgust, laughter, satisfaction, anger when it's just most of the time, cheap and doesn't really reveal anything impactful to the story?
>>155801800I mean the terrifier movies were pretty succesful so I guess that played a part, I hope they release it next halloween (or even this one, I'd rather see it now) because it would make bank as a halloween movie>>155801806I love family values
>>155801822See pic relatedAlso even with all its faults hazbin hotel is league better then rick and morty
can someone do a comparison of the panels from the comic and shots from the trailer?
>>155801822>Why is it that certain media with gore and/or nudity have to go overboard with it in a way that isn't cool or sexy?The creators are always freaks that are secretly into it.>Where dialogue is cringe inducing when concerning sex, nudity, gore, and violence and it's seen as empowering rather than something that is teased and then only shown in a measured and intentional way?The current cultural wave seems to be "sex is cool and healthy but nobody should ever actually do it".
>>155801779>Mainstream violence is pussy shit.Considering how much was censored out of The Boys show from the comic, it's all slop for retard not comicbook readers.
what will they make a popcorn out of for this movie?
>>155801933Horsecock head with the urethra holding the popcorn
>>155801933crosssed skull
>>155793204>Ennis on script>It's a 1:1 recreation so farHuh, normally he dislikes adaptations that don't do their own thing
>>155793204This horseshit is going to be so fucking neutered and toned down that I don't even understand the point of making it.
