Doomed Love Edition.QOTT: What is the ultimate tragedy in homestuck. What moment really tugs at your heart strings?Last session: >>155792541Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGK
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>>155796908>your heartmy what? iunno, maybe taiko drums in umbral ultimatum>>155796928WIP
>>155796908>QOTTwhen dave spent 10 pages traumadumping and lying about how bro was a bad person when we know dave abused bro emotionally and physically and sexually
>>155796928I like this one and I don't think I've posted this here.
one must imagine them happy
Hey, I haven't read this, but the fandom seems cool. Is this comic worth reading?
>>155796947grown 13 year old abusing a 30teen year old
>>155796975yes
>>155796908when eridan died and never came back hope was ruined by that con artist
>>155796975yes and no. I mean it will leave you brainworms forever. If you read something similar like LOTR or Dangaronpa or higurashi and survived then this is for you.
>>155796975yes just avoid spoilers close this thread rn
>>155796908>QOTTwhen fefeta fefetasploded.....
>>155796975Yeah. I would highly recommend it. Use the "Best way to read homestuck" Link in order to find the resource we homestuck fans use to read the comic :D
>>155797006hope was ruined when eridan was born.
>>155796975the fandom is cancer save yourself its really not worth it to be in this hole
>>155796975Homestuck is a very long journey that doesn't end anywhere happy. Call me jaded but I would suggest against reading it.Read Problem Sleuth and see if you like that, anyway. It's good context ahead of Homestuck and stands up alone regardless.
>>155797078ur jaded and a faggot dont trust this guy
>>155796908>QOTTThem dying after having dinner together
>>155796928The claw
>>155796908>qottThe state of the franchise
Steaming hot cherub sex
>Rose: Demon's Souls.>Dave: Bloodborne.>Jade: Dark Souls.>John: Metal Wolf Chaos.
>>155797188dont put your dick in snakes
Here's your fantroll bro.
>>155797229this mf does somewhat draw goonbait, but he doesnt miss so im not gonna hate
>>155797319molesting nun karkat behind the altar...
>>155796908>QOTT:dave & karkat being permanently written out of the story and replaced by versions of themselves that wanna do nothing else but fuck each other to appease the masses
>>155796908>QOTT: What is the ultimate tragedy in homestuck. What moment really tugs at your heart strings?the fact that hussie may never get around to making a spiritual successor to homestuck. that maybe this is it. this is all that will ever be
>>155797229>>155797264Who drew this?
>>155796975it's an aquired taste but is quite fun when you get used to it. these threads have major spoilers so avoid us as you start. but it can be pretty fun around here so feel free to come back as you advance. we have all types of discussions and drawpiles
>>155797515there is an successor, not spiritualy but you know.
>>155797229we actually all should draw our extended zodiac fantroll
>>155797538@androvelva. they draw only straight stuff *ew, but its well drawn
Does the knot get stiff?
i just realized that i didnt jerk off today yet. its night time and i might go a full day without jerking off. its been literal years im so happy to be breaking out of this addiction!-said eridan. probably
>>155797608like, this is pretty nice
>>155797515if the idiot tried getting it adapted into a show or something years ago then maybe this wouldnt be as embarrassing as you think it is but im 99% sure he just got into drugs and rotted everyday
>>155796975>but the fandom seems cool.Absolutely insane opinion to have>Is this comic worth reading?Honestly yes until it isn't, but the highs are amazing, I've been chasing the dragon ever since.
>>155797515The truth is the mspfa after homestuck would likely end up sucking as much as late homestuck did.I'm kinda curious to imagine what would homestuck redux look like, however. Like the OG adventure with just the kids unfucking their respective planets until they win the game, and no gray retards around.
>>155797782It would be a group of tween streamers recording the game for tiktok reelsIt would be absolutely insufferable
>>155796975Its 8000 pages long with cool music and flash animations. The first half is amazing. The second not so much.
>>155797608cool, i like straight stuff
>>155796908>What is the ultimate tragedy in homestuck.johnvris wasn't endgame
thank you to the anon who drew this on the magma, you are super awsome.
You think Yiffy still thinks about her mom’s massive glowing green dog dong on occasion? She’s faced the eternal event of seen a parent nude once and seeing the loins which sired her immaculate existence and planet.Would you think on such if you were jade’s dog kid and questioning if it’s why your other mom doesn’t visit anymore?
>>155798040it was me!
>>155796621 Lol I look like this. Though I’ve got a slightly stockier upper body bc push ups + pull ups. When you’re skinny any amount of workout will show.Working on a Mituna Cosplay, so this really is perfect.
>>155798060How often do you think of your dad's dick, that's the answer to your question
>>155798077if you dont touch your crotch often while in cosplay ill personally be sad
>>155798084i saw him pee once and that shit was small. never thought about it again. my mom was unlucky.
>>155798077If you dont scratch your nuts and sniff your hand as mituna im sending a firing squad
>>155798084A normal person’s dick doesn’t glow and isn’t that of a dog’s so you never think about a relative’s dick more than once every couple of years something causes the memory to resurface
>>155796954there is also this one... i still think its pretty funny.
>>155798077is the suit made of latex? its probably not but you know
>>155798098Sorry to disappoint anon. That would scare the Latulas. I’ll be sewing hero trunks onto the bodysuit and wearing compression shorts to avoid my crotch from showing too much.
ok,. my drawing for today is done. time to reread
>>155798104Some guys are growers not showers
>>155798150>I’ll be sewing hero trunks onto the bodysuit and wearing compression shorts to avoid my crotch from showing too much.what the fuck
>>155798142Why? Is that a problem?
>>155797573I count that as more a "warm-up" or "way to break through art block" than anything
>>155798170I want Cyclops trunks damn it.
>>155798060>>155798104NTA but i explicitly remember i walked in on my dad peeing when i was like 6 or 7 and drew some dog man peeing out of what i remembered it to look like. i hid it in their closet for god knows what reason and IDR them bringing it up so that was something. i think for the next few days they looked kind of concerned with me though. i was also a very anatomy curious autistic kid and i'd use any opportunity i got to look at penises. i had no brothers (my brother transitioned when i was like 16-17) even the dog was a female so naturally i didn't get many chances
>>155797734kinda looks like she hasbraces
>>155798200this saddens me deeply... no mituna crotch shots...
>>155798183latex is better
>>155798156So true Anon
hmmmmm scoutboy tavros..... and badboy gamzee..... ouuugh.
>>155797693tbf he never even imagined getting an adaptation was possible. as the vivzie team recalls it, he only had the idea when he saw how hazbin took off. even he was only tentatively asking them if it was even possible to adapt homestuck, shyly asking, eveniirc that is
>>155798156>>155798278he was 68 years old at the time. how could his shit grow
>>155798307Grower means your penis seems small until you get an erection and blood pumping makes it grow. Unless your father had erectile disfunction as well he could have been a grower.
>>155797782>the mspfa after homestuck would likely end up sucking as much as late homestuck did.apparently he's returning to form recently in bc so maybe maybe maybe>I'm kinda curious to imagine what would homestuck redux look like, however.isn't that what specstuck is going to be?
>>155798287gosh this au seems so fun!!!
>>155798322he has *i would assume* prostate cancer. and im really scared of that because i could get it too when im old.
I feel like void players are growers while light players gotta be showers meaning if you date a light player what you see it gonna be it
Today is 1400-1600 in the rereadIt's time to be disappointed by the trolls all over again
>>155798358>page of void is like 3" soft then turns out to be a fucking footlong
>>155798156how do growers work? where did *all that* come from?
>>155798151post drawingNOW
>>155798151are you still going to interact with us?
>>155798416>>155798426well i have been all day. so yeah. also its undertale related. i dont want someone getting made im posting catbox's to all my undertale art i have been making all week
>>155798400human body blah blah. most of the penis is inside the body. only some inches go outside.
>>155798400Blood players are also incredible growers for obvious reasons
>>155798443weird ass motherfuckers
>>155798443the more i learn about penises the more they terrify me. why would evolution sign off on this. what benevolent god would let any of this happen.
>Hope players can just hope themselves to have extra inches or bigger tits
>>155798512Be grateful it's all spongy tissueIn some animals it's an actual weapon
>>155798536>and by animals i mean trolls
>>155798495>rageplayers can bend their cock to rape your g-spot and force you to come, mind-breaking/gaslighting you
I don't even jerk off to trollcall's art. I just sit my white ass down and admire it like some kind of renaissance painting.
>>155798536i mean humans are still relatively normal when it comes to penises in the animal kingdom. i think some animals have literal bones inside of their penises and that is scary to think about. thank god trolls just have slimy tentacles
>>155798617>doom players inherently have turboAIDS or smth
>>155798657Just say no to tentabulges
how badly would the homestuck characters handle being molested
>>155798512still comes nowhere near close to the bullshit of having a pussy. the hymen alone is enough to bitch about- painful first times for everyone? really?godawful patchnotes, line the dev team against the wall
>>155798657I refuse to believe any headcanons around strange troll genitals because the running gag with troll anatomy is that it's basically identical to human anatomy and they just have wacky names for everything because "aliens sure are weird!"
>>155798617breath players have incredible stamina.
>>155797229RUSTBLOODS ARE BUILT FOR HUMAN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155798690desu i think i straight up broke my own hymen without even realizing somewhere between 11-13 in that "shove anything vaguely phallic you can get in there" phase, well before i actually lost my virginity. unless you're like raped or something it's probably not that big of a deal. wasn't to me
>>155798657barbed cat dicks and duck pussy labyrinths was definitely a choice, mother nature
>>155798443>mostNot unless you have a literal micropeen. Bro just has the tip.
>>155798664>doomfags are actually unfuckablenot like this....
>>155798795Coward
>>155798795Nah, it isn't all that badIt would be the greatest sex of your lifeBut it would be a heroic death
>>155798765is the hymen like a bone or somethingdoes it hurt to break
It isn't fair most people have penises straighter than mine.
>>155798795>bugchaser aradia hitting sollux unprotected, every way, everyday to maximize chances
>>155798746but still have the same sperm quantity. no point in stamina when youre shooting blanks
>>155798765lucky you, that shit hurt lime a bitch for mealso hi aradia anon
>>155798852>doesn't think john dry cumming is the cutest thing ever. you are a coward mister.
>>155798824no it's just a mucosal membrane. your milage may vary but ime it didn't hurt any more than penetration did when i started expirimenting with it i genuinely didn't even know hymens were a thing until i was like 14 or so
>>155798888Wow you're a real freak also nice quads
>>155798765painful first times runs in my family. painful periods too. probably related
>>155798829i mean bro, that shit is hot. my stuff doesnt curve
>>155798913thats gotta be some genetic shit. cause i know people whose periods last like a week, mine are like 3 days. of course their damn near debilitating. but yknow
>>155798888so what is "popping a cherry" then? idk im a virgin!
>>155798875You dont dry cum once youre out of sperm, you just the liquid that would usually contain the sperm.
>>155798824thin wall of tissue to keep things out that is meant to have a smaller hole for things like periods to pass through. breaking it, usually causes girls a painful first time. though pain milage may vary. an outlier of girls don't feel discomfort at all
>>155798967stop RUINING MY FANTASIES T-Tlet a man (or woman) DREAM
>>155798765could also be you weren't born with one
>>155798989Having anatomically incorrect fantasies about the genitals of the opposite gender isnt less sad because youre a woman. This is a "breasted boobily down the stairs" thing.
I've been reading this gamtav fanfic and I'm loving it a bunch.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/763495/
>>155798966these days, popping your cherry means losing your virginity and can be used for either sex
Homestuck
>>155799021damn you anon...damn youuu...your riiiightalso dang im suprised. thats like 3 fem anons around here. its neat. im glad there is a kinship around here.
>>155798967>>155798989it DOES exist.i remember when i was jerking off 12 times in a day the cum and the liguid RAN OUT. So i was basically feeling the aftershocks of a nut with nothing coming out.your dreams are real. you just need to completely empty someone
>>155799054Anon that cant be healthy.
>>155799039yes man e__e been really weird here but i'm just ignoring. *sniff* no one commented on my drawings... be into a couple so passionally means nothing now..
>>155799054and thanks to the magic of god tiering and breath magic, there will be no possible downsides/side effects.
>>155799062I KNOW DAMMIT. IM A PORN ADDICT I WOULD KNOW
>>155798944>3 dayswtf?! you speedrunning god
>>155799066sorry for ignoring your drawing anon :( i just got distracted. mostly byt talking about boys....
>void dick>generic shapes dickWhich are you letting prg you /hsg/
God tier resurrection brings back your missing parts as well, so we can assume it also restores things like blood to a healthy level. Knowing this, would a godtier resurrection also refill your balls? Are doom players only good for deathgasms?
>>155799098yeah but it compresses all the pain into those 3 days. theres trade offs here.
>>155799039ahem we ARE all using these free sex ed courses to better our homesmut fanfic skills, right, boy and girls?
>>155798138The orange and green goes well together
>>155798919I'm not homosexual but thanks for the compliment it's bent in the curved a bit in the middle like banana
>>155796954>giggle kissesWHY CAN'T THAT BE ME
>>155798989there you go, your dreams are real
>>155796866bringing this one back cause im wondering if anyone has any comments, i have been daydreaming about it a lot lol.
:] im happy nau
>>155798829use that curve to your advantage and hit that g-spot man
>>155799125Nah, not unless you count my writing kismesis like the addams family
>>155799113someone collect all the aspect cocks into one postdo heart players have the veiniest, hardest throbbing cocks?
Hey anons I'm working on a campaign based on sburb. Right now I'm cooking up exiles and dersites and prospitians for the players to interact with.
>>155799179>g-spot man>g man>g man half-life
>>155799125believe it or not i am. my prospitcest, dersecest, and spiderbreath writings will benifit greatly from this
>>155799179>it’s angled the wrong side
>>155799171well anon i think this is a really good scenario. and all this would lead to dave and rose going back together and try to drown their uncertainty on getting together and making out to stay away from their responsibilities and reach to what they already know and feel safe: on each other.
>>155799215G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT!G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT!
>>155799114>ywn be forced to experience deathgasms again and again in order to satisfy your insatiable voidbound partnerWhy live
>>155799204>writing kismesis like the addams familywhut
>>155799114I think it's so fucked that going godtier does not fix your need for perscription glasses
>>155799267You get me. you get me so weeeeelllll.they can be guilty, but the guilt will only make them fall deeper into each others arms!!!
>>155799240motherfucker there's 100+ sex positions. flip her around. do some parkour. figure it out. I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>155798290Hussie was no business man, he was respectfully some nerdy comic maker who struck gold and had no idea what to do with it and clearly didn't have the right connections to really tell him what to do with it. You say that he never imagined getting an adaption was possible, but maybe he just didn't have anyone he could trust that could tell him otherwise. Like look at O'Malley's journey with Scott Pilgrim back in the 2000s, Hussie simply just dropped the ball.
>>155799302Trying to kill each other in ways that can either be seen as romantic or familial love
>>155799345not to mention all god tiers can flyso you can do literally impossible sex positions.
Aradia anon if you can hear me, what is your classpect. I am curious.
>>155799392skank of piss
>>155799360kino. what if one day they 'accidentally' succeed?
>>155799333Not only they feel guilty but I think they believe none of them can live up to what they think their other partners expect them to be. Dave is insecure about Terezi and the whole troll romance stuff, Rose is insecure about her own intelect and how she could handle Kanaya. They both know they know nothing more and also they can't really feel open enough to discuss their first love on each other still lingers and aches them to not succumb. Rose and Dave heart are torn and they are unable to choose. Also the other timeline selfs doomed stuff/scratch stuff. I don't know how much it affected Kanaya but Terezi maybe is the one that could understand better than Kanaya at first this whole situation. Oh boy i never got to think much about it before. This was a really good scenario to lift anon.
>>155799392i'm a mage of heart do with that whatever you will
>>155799392>anon, if you can hear meit's like you're trying to commune with her via ouiji board, which is fitting for an aradiafag
>>155799469nice :D>>155799492hahahaha, thats what i was going for
>>155799455Remorse but they'll most likely tank it
>>155799492the alternative
>>155799459agghghhhhhstacking projects on projects on projects. i need a list to keep track of this nonsense. dersecest T0T i wont fail you. the worst part about drawing this is i need to make erotic and flirtatious dms between two characters that are actually cute and not completely cringe. and also not too adult.
rip whiteboard
>"Contempt can be classified as one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, the source of many of the problems in interpersonal relationships and cause of ruptures and disappointments."reminded me of pbsd. what a way to word psychological issues huh. brainworms...
>>155800067?
>>155799712what do you think of the johnjade drawing i did in magma?
>>155800095i think they are refering to the whiteboard link being expired.
please draw on the NEW whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87576321-2342-9700https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87576321-2342-9700https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87576321-2342-9700
>>155800288this isnt a crack ship this is a gas station mystery pills ship
>>155800288HOLY SHIT FINALLY SOME GOOD GAMQUIUS. SOURCE NAAAAAU PLEAAASE ;W;
>>155796908>QOTTthere's just no debate about it, under the the many layers of irony and shitposting lies the beautiful ultimate tragedy that is the Knight of Time.
>>155800288Niggas out here making abysmal dogwater ships
>>155800288forgot there was another one
>>155800307excuse me. gamquius is peak and awesome and probally the hottest male/male pair ever e___ésaying with confidence and full respect. its just not well explored... like many equius centered ships...
>>155800169i'm trying out magma right now, i like it
gamquius..... woaw... i believe in god now... for a moment maybe. a milisecond.
>>155800333>its just not well exploredits not explored at all anon lmao, that mofo killed his moirail i doubt he "likes" him hussie wrote him to die bcs fuck you but even if he survived, it would be ridiculous (as ridiculous as gamkar kek)
>>155796908>QOTTough forgot to respond to this. Jaspersprite and Rose conversation made cry like a baby. and Jade dying and going godtier was really emotional to me for some reason.
>>155800335magma is way better functionally speaking
>>155800384but think about the what if scenarious if gamzee did not kill anyone anon!!!!
>>155800422i think about this often, "what if gamzee wasnt a tool of the narrative?" "what if he never existed?" and picture how kino the comic wouldve been if hussie know how to handle his characters without offing them for the lulz
>>155800123im assuming you mean this one? In which case, i think it is awsome as i said last thread :D
>>155800333Nuh uh
>>155800406reminder that the only reason why the beta kids even played sburb to kickstart the whole journey was because Rose believed it was a way to bring Jasper back to life off of a vague tip from Jade's visions, it's why she insisted everyone to play the game so much at the start. All of Homestuck happened because Rose wanted to see Jasper one more time. Please rate my reminder from 1 to 10.
>>155800486sadstuck/10
>>155800447uhum. preciselly.>>155800471my baby!! noooo!!
>>155800452yes its this one! i made it for you but you werent here at the time
>>155800507thanks buddy. Everyone should draw on the magma, it would make me very happy :D
>>155800486*sniff* *sniff*
What do i draw on the whiteboard
>>155800568johnjade :3
>>155800568John holding hands with Vriska
>>155800568mituna doing a kickflip
>>155800503
>>155800588he doesnt deserve that
>>155800650he deserves worse i know
>>155800661sighwhy do you hate gamzee so much?
goodnight anon
rose should kiss her mommy
Cursed to like ships no one else but me will be into
>>155800759having sex with the child of your cheating wife, I have to admit it thats a power move.
>>155800792[smokes pipe]
i wanted to draw as last thing i did today but somehow time sped up and now its too late, how to fix this, john homestuck?
>>155800849John would draw anyways. All over his wall. Draw lots of harlequins.
>>155800849If youre going to stay up longer it doesnt matter how late is it, does it?
>>155800962i dont stay up. i have to sleep
>>155800759Nah. Ya aint alone. There was an anon that shipped an kismesis between Kanaya and Tavvy so she could manipulate him to be againts Jane. Huge brain that anon had. I miss the guy.
PROSPITCEST REREAD 652-800 Lore lore and more lore. Mostly in the form of a 100 page psuedo intermission from our good friend WV. I say it in my actual notes but it is a pretty good way to tease future events, basically a promise that this shit *is* going somewhere. While also being as vague as possible. Bonus points because the medium of which this vauge posting is conducted, it kind of triggers readers to be just as imaginative. As for jade. She is a real riot. I have said it before, but i relate heavily to her, her interests, and how she acts normally. The only difference is i was dirt poor and didn't have fancy shmancy gadgets. Regardless, having a trillion interests and some more technical knowhow links up heavily with myself. It is quite fun how her entire introduction is just her bucking every trend of the other kids. She loves to be silly and indulge in all of the gags the other kids had no time for! Though too be fair to her, she wasn't made to defecate or urinate. Things are heating up!
>>155800759By the way this is so fucking hot uuunnnnf
>>155801114wv segments genuenily felt like they were hurting my brain from trying to come into ANY conclusion about ANYTHING that is happening because its so separated from the story. and i felt so stupid for not getting anything
>>155800755Jade is already doing this for her like a good friend it’s the only thing Bec took her off the island for
>>155801305To be fair not even Hussie knew what to do with themThey seemed to be a ping pong paddle for returning time shit he didn't have a plan for
>>155801312jade.. is kissing mom?>anti-brojohn yuri
>>155801305WV is a plot device more than a character. same with all carapacians, which makes sense given their function as NPC characters who both act as constructs for the game and facilitators *of* the game. Much in the same way LE has minions for his own creation. Regardless. Hussie says in his commentary that he actually did have the broad strokes of the game planned, derse, prospit, the planets, even the over arching themes of each of them, its why each has an item related to them, representing contaminents to the planets, so on and so forth. Of course Hussie deviated from most of this set up and went off the rails, for better and worse. So in the end its all whatever.
>>155801451even though it doesn't matter much, it is nice to imagine a version of homestuck that was more concerned with the logic of sburb over interpersonal drama
Who the fuck is slandering WV here, who dares to speak ill of him? He is not my favorite or even in the top 100 for me but I won’t allow you to speak ill of his name
>>155801534i would never, just clearly telling you that WV gets cucked by homestuck and is reduced to a plot device.
Time to start the reread from 1400-1600Starting off with a banger of a swear word from Jade
>>155801551who cares. wv deserves to be nothing. same with aimless renegade what does HE even do? just bullshiting all day. not one of the carapecies talk, the story could have been the same without aimless renegade
Interestingly, it seems this walkaround flash got converted into screenshots, which is going to mess with the reread schedule a bit depending on how you're viewing the site
>>155801551this is such an meaningles way to talk about characters in a story
>>155801551>homestuck fans when a character named poopking shitsalot doesnt have an side-plot, 2050 pages of development, several arcs, aura moments, interacted with every character and doesnt have plot centered around him at all times:
>>155801669characters being reduced to macguffins is actually an incredibly normal critique in story telling
>>155801744true samething happend with john
Ellith cute face as she sleeps calmly by my side..
>>155801805john's not really a good example, he's more of a deus ex machina type of problem
>>155801669well no its not. WV has no internality or really anything to do. he is just a vehicle to faf about and vaguely hint about expansionary stuff, mainly related to sburb. He doesn't get to *do* or *be* anything to anyone except the audience, and i guess dave, who mainly acts as a surrogate for the audience in the way he woobifies and infantalizes the man. He is not a person he is an object, quite literally in the way he is used and discarded by jack,>>155801740>homestuck fans when one of the most plot capitol characters in the first half of the story gets shafted in act six and reduced to a glorified mascot character. This would be forgivable if PM was actually made into an important character with an Arc or anything of worth. Because the whole thing is that *she* is the hero and WV isn't, even tho everything had been sort of building up *to* that.. But basically WV dies and is later revived for nothing. and PM is reduced to being agency-less drone just like jack.
>>155801847not really, john had that fuck ass juju for a long time, it was obvioulsy gonna be important in some way, I wouldn't say its Deus ex, it doesnt have the suddeness of one.I am saying more as john was never allowed to make his own choices or allowed to use the power in a way that benefited himeself, like you know, bringing back dad.
WV ended up getting turned into a glub shitto after he gets revived. It feels weird that there's kings and queens at the end of homestuck since WV built those cities and doesn't like royalty.
>>155801925there is a mspfa that adressed that lol, WV started killing the kids, it didn't go that far, but TBF the art was really good.
>>155801925because wv isnt important and his entire character basically gets cucked because the author didn't smile upon him. even if it goes against the established themes, set by the very same character.questioning authority/authoritative figures and questioning if they deserve the power they have over other people? Why would we do that! Vriska is always right! Have more kings and queens!
>>155801921nah i'm sorry but john's retcon is probably the most perfect example of deus ex i've ever seen, it doesn't matter if there was a small amount of build up to john getting the juju. it's still a completely ridiculous retcon that has almost nothing to do with his powers prior to the juju
>>155801951I disagree, but it really isn't worth fighting over.
>>155801950positivity in the thread..
>>155801999i love being positive, im gonna be positive during act 6. No use in being a downer about everything, but i also love to tear hussies asshole a new one.
i forgot its "lets talk about what we hate and everyone agrees" hour
>>155802021the most based hour
>>155802021if you disagree thats ok. i dont wanna seem like an echo chamber. as long as you arent shooting down my opinions i wont to you either :D
It happens every time we reread the comicIt hits worse when you know where all this is going, and it makes all the troll conversations in which they allegedly know how all this is going to end just seem hilarious in hindsight
>>155802021no anon, you must have the same opinion and not think diferrently!
>>155802031aren't the trolls pretty honest about not being able to see anything post scratch or am i retarded
Do any of you anons play ttrpgs with homestuck shit?
>>155802031Now that we are talking about that how far were the trolls able to look into the future again?
>>155802046and if you dont have the same opinion people will just call you a hussie or homestuck shill
>>155802061there is like one of those already you know?
>>155802065At this point in the comic we don't know!
>>155802071be more specific. what sort of opinions do you have that would be considered shill like?
I wanna draw a bunch of bullshit but I also want to get out two more updates this month...
>>155802093I know that, just in general.
>>155802078There's actually quite a few there's one I'm planning on using called Otherbound
>>155802071why are you seething when everyone was just pleasantly chatting about normal opinions
>>155802027it gets tiring of the same exact discussions with zero counterpoints and thinking that their opinion is the most original thing ever when its been said thousands of times
>>155802117example 1#
>>155802105Theoretically anyone in Paradox Space sees all time happening simultaneously so the glib answer is "all of it"The scratch "limit" that people are alluding to happens pre-scratch, no one again attempts timeline viewing afterwards from what I remember because all the action from then on is generally happening IN paradox space where it doesn't matter what time it is
>>155802118everything about homestuck has been said a thousand times because it's a decade old comic anon
>>155802118if your talking about WV, then sure. people really harp on homestuck about their WV because hes a legacy character and they are mad he isn't a giga chad. I can understand how this would be annoying. At least in my case, the whole point of me bringing up his IMO lack of importance and weight in the story was to explain another anon who felt similarly. I would be more than happy to hear any counter points you have. half heartedly did one myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKPZqkcWeTM
I just think WV being the person who built the cities on new earth much like how jack builds the town where the felt and them fought should've mattered a bit more that's all.
>>155802158most 2012 shit that has ever hit this general in months and I fuck with it
>>155802099Relinquish your soul to the arts anon
>>155802147i just dont agree, what else do you want me to say? its a side character its not supposed to have infinite relevance
>>155802147personally i am just annoyed at how the characters around him woobify the guy, wish more stuff happend from his perspective. i will probably keep a count of how many scenes they go "isnt that guy quite wacky."
>>155802188thats a more than fine thing to say. But you can understand why that sort of opinion gets washed away when that isn't the predominant opinion. its the equivalent of going "its not that deep" and maybe it isn't. But people really care about him and him not being "that deep" is a pain point for many. But lets put this bickering behind us and agree to disagree.
>>155802197dave's treatment of him towards the end is pretty egregious, he basically becomes a pet to him. Just another person to add to dave's endless abuse counter tsk tsk
>>155802171thats one of the better parts of the ending don't get me wrong, i just feel like something was missing, one last scene from his perspective as goodbye, something like that.
>>155802213im estending my point, after act 5 the guy already completed his journey, why would you call him a "plot cuck" when he is just a regular being, what can he do! and he even get exposure on the meteor so it just seems like complaining for no reason
>>155802256To be honest there's a lot of characters in homestuck you could call plot cuckolds or plot cucks
>>155802180We can always go even further beyond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy_F2xZA8xM
>>155802256we love to complain for no reason here
>>155802272really if you aren't named vriska by the end you are kind of a cuck
>>155802256I am of the opinion that people who have completed their character journey are dead weight and should be swiftly expunged as to not take up space. To sort of illustrate my point. In the manga Dragon Ball there are many characters who are only relevant for one arc. Tenshinhan, Piccolo Jr, Yamcha. These characters complete their simple character arcs, and then...nothing! Just like PM and WV. Just like Jade desu. Just like EVERYONE, who isn't Dirk, Dave, or Vriska. they stand around and take up space and valuable screen-time. Most of them had already *died* at one point, but the plot deigned to bring them back, only for them to do nothing at all of value. They should have stayed dead, or been written out gracefully. Aradia and Sollux are excellent examples. They have their arc, realize that the game is rigged and do the smart thing. Stop playing.
>>155802303Aradia helped with fighting lord english and just wanted to see everything get destroyed and how it'd happen. She wasn't just giving up. Sollux did just give up though.
>>155802303all of that only to have most character arcs rushed lmao.
>>155802303?? so jade just ceases to exist? so characters that dont get screentime or relevance need to get LESS relevance? should we all just focus in the the same characters and never introduce new ones?
>>155800724>rose when a minor inconvenience happens:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR2HHbBrvbA
>>155802275Oh my god
>>155802339I will get into my feelings of jade when she...eventually...comes up in act 6. I have a mountain of things to say. But i want to say them when i have properly noted everything down to form a proper argument. regardless. what im saying is if you dont have anything to do with a character they shouldn't be around. So either give shit for your characters to do, or dont have them at all. Hussie himself *knew* this. It's why he kills half of the trolls off in murderstuck. They outlived their usefulness, and were only liabilities past that point. So the only ones left were ones who had something *interesting* to provide (which was being friends/lovers to the human kids)
>>155802339if a character is meaningless to the plot and just farting around in the background then yes they should be written out. and don't introduce new characters you have no impactful plans for
>>155802364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=806PA5ng5-IYou're welcome for these decade blasts back>>155802380I mean some he got rid of because he hated their quirk not that they had no use lol
>>155800759Kanaya having revenge sex with Yiffy to get back at Rose and Jade? How dreadfully destructive~!But what if she ends up catching real, genuine feelings for the little one? Does she keep going? Or break it off just when her partner's confused feelings for her reach their peak?That said. This seems like it might fit their sorrid little relationship...
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>>155802395i think thats just hussie being facetious. Feferi was killed because she was useless, same with nepeta, Equius, eridan, and tavros, and even Vriska (sorta. thats a complicated case)Aradia and Sollux still had mechanical uses to the story but not character ones so they were not *killed* but relegated to busy work as to not make them inaccessible when the plot needed.
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>>155802453Why the fuck is there owl house angst ob my homosuck thread
what the fuck is this guy doing posting the owl house comic here.
>>155802420>>155802432>>155802441>>155802465why are you posting a full owl house comic in the homestuck thread
>/hsg/ lesbian shitposting general
before you g et assblasted anon can you give me sauce i need to read the rest of this but not here
>>155802480I believe the toxic predatory lesbian relationship that the illegally younger partner does not want to break off has vibes similar to the Ruby and Kanaya ship Crowpiss was presenting. I intended no harm or derailment I promise!
>>155802516ill forgive you if you give me the links homeboy
>>155802099Blink rapidly if Father is holding u hostage.
>>155802520I regret to inform you that I do not have that shit nyuuka!
>>155802546die
>>155802516just know that i don't forgive you
>>155802546Miss Lalonde you can't say that.
imagine the smell of karkat's + sollux's + gamzee's holes....
>>155800759GRIND, FUTURE, A BEAUTIFUL STARGRIND, FUTURE, A BEAUTIFUL STARGRIND, FUTURE, A BEAUTIFUL STARGRIND, FUTURE, A BEAUTIFUL STAR
>>155802707Woopsie doozie, didn't meant to tag you sorry.
>>155802158davesprite anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5w
>>155802675i think this kills a man
ok thats it. Im writing the dersecest fic. ITS TIME. ITS TIME I DID IT. "Old DM's" I hope you fuckers like angsty dersecest
Rate my fankids.
>>155802794based based based
>>155802798>[S] Alice: Show them your stabs.
>>155802794women objectively cant write dave dialogue and it's why i cant will myself to read any fics with dave in it. get like your brother or something to help
A YOUNG WOMAN STANDS IN HER ROOM
>>155802890Ill be so real. I have no make friends irl. But i do have internet ones. they will help (maybe)ill try my best for you anon. ILL TRY MY BEST. (honestly im more worried about writing rose, because shes smart and im...not lmfao)
>>155802899>Quickly retrieve arms from shelf
>>155802890do you have any examples of men writing good dave dialogue outside of hussie himself? what a retarded thing to say
>>155802988breedingduties?
>>155803014lmaooooo fuck actually got a loud hearty kek out of me, thank you
>>155802432>>155802441>>155802453>>155802465You have to be genuine retard human cattle to enjoy this kind of ship dynamic lmfao
i just hope mine wont be to cringe
>>155803068Well that's a little mean.
>>155803089Deserved.
POST JADEBLOODS
>>155803103I need to get around to drawing mine. She's got four arms.
>>155803122that's like enough arms to hold 4 grubs at once
>>155803103I like this guy Crowpiss keeps drawin!
>>155803122Why she need all them arms?
>>155803166She's from Mars. It's not very subtle as a literary reference.
You've insulted void players for the last time, catch this
>>155802798My wives>>155802707my wives. oh hi john
yk. its kinda hard to find fanart of kanaya all by herself and not being shipped with someone.
>>155803264That's because once characters enter a canon relationship, that's all they are to a majority of fans. It's truly dreadful.
holy rare pair
>>155803264
starting a fic is the hardest part. i usually try to start things off in the middle of the action, its my main style. I really cannot do this here. So im having difficulties. Not to mention writing for the hardest bitches in the comic.
>>155803335but she is bing shipped with someone in that pic, My cock
ok time to try to sleep now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNj_8HoZ8SY
how did the imps get dad to derse?
>>155803526Both Derse and Prospit have interplanetary space ships that only show up in cutscenes
Just caught up in my reread. Dude terezi is a riot
>>155803576What's weird is that she never talks this way ever again outside like one or two jokes to dave while trying to get him to kill himself
>>155803544it definitely feels like plothole, but its one of those that don't really matter because all dad needs to do is be taken to battlefield and be killed by jack. it feels like a sign that hussie didn't know exactly how he would kill dad and things just sort of worked out;
>>155803459Go white boy go!
>>155796975just skip to the caliborn stuff
>>155798360>disappointedBut Tavros rapping was the best thing ever?
>>155802021>>155802071Anon I hope you know I love Homestuck and don't think any of It's parts are worse than a 7/10 :D you're not alone
>>155803318Better than nothing, they actually interact a few times
>>155803672>Honk friend>friendAww, how nice of caliborn
>>155797130weird crossover but I'm here for it
Everyone post about how much they love Nellie right now.
>>155804195ugly bastard lardass
>>155804195fuck this bitch she never answered mallum's question as to why she's so fat
I just woke up and my first thought was bending Yiffy over and fucking her while pulling on her tail (she would whimper like a dog if you did this), I feel like I have first-thought-in-the-morning-cheated on my husband Delfi but nevertheless It is understandable because Yiffy is really hot tooExcited to catch up with everyone today (probably)
>>155804368Ok
>>155804511Hi!
>>155804195The only PBSD who would stick around for brunch after
>>155804531scientists have found the cure to hello
>>155804591Hello!!!!
The Surgeon in Endacopia was highkey trying to wake up a denizen
>>155804661silence lowblood.
>>155804756*licks your sweat off before you can get a towel*
>>155804539Having hip bruising sex with Nellie all night then waking up to her making both of you some delicious breakfast and coffee of your choice...
karkat the friendleader cumdump.
>>155804368thumbs up
Everyone in Candy Karkat's army touches him
>>155804930meant for >>155804895
This random troll OC on the left is hot as fuck I wish they were canon
>>155804804>Good mornin' sugah, I made you some breakfast to get ya ready for round two!You will never have this and its all Betty Crocker's fault
>>155805077FUUUUUUCK BETTY CROCKEEEEER
You all owe Jade Harley sex
I don't owe her shit!
i have 50 sexs in debt to jade harley!
Sorry /hsg/ we're all going to have to help the anon above pay off his debt, there is just no other way :\
>>155805316/hsg/ brothel to pay off anon’s debt
>>155805316You can't make me sleep with Jade. It's just impossible.
Homestuck 1600-1800So many sick flashes. WV: Rise Up. Dave: Accelerate. Dave and rose jamming out. Things are heating up and theres great stuff around every corner.>TA: iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2.>TA: kiind of liike wiith regii2tered 2ex offender2 and 2chool2.>TA: iif you move two a new town you have two go up two your neiighbor2 door and warn them about how 2tupiid you are.>TA: and giive them a chance two hiide all theiir iinnocent technology.>TA: and vandaliize your hou2e.This makes no sense with alternia. Theres no adults and its literally a dog eat dog world?>pic relatedAnother inconsistency. Why does rose disappear? Arent dreamselves supposed to fall asleep when the real self wakes up?
>>155805335I can't... but she can...
>>155805357I remember finding that paragraph funny on my previous reread too, Sollux even said hou2e instead of hiive, it really shows how much shit was being made up on the fly
>>155805357WV: Rise Up is still top 3 flashes of all time so fucking good and the moment that Homestuck clicked for me as peak fictionTo me my top 3 would be 1-Collide 2-WV: Rise Up3-8r8k (recency bias but idgaf)I wish we got to see The Mayor lock in one last time by the end to lead the revolution against Her Imperious Condescension but I guess Candy Karkat got inspired by him and did carry his revolutionary ideals way later so It's fine
>>155805390>3-8r8k (recency bias but idgaf)end me. these new gens are too much.for me its jade: enter. its music is the best and its epic
>>155805444If Hussie had referenced manga I like in their flashes then I wouldn't have recency bias!But yes Jade: Enter is in my top 5 It's amazing and I love the music too especially after Bec jumps onto the sprite and when Karkat is close to opening the doorTo complete my Top 5 I'd say:4 is Jack: Ascend5 is Jade: EnterThey're all amazing though, old and new art is always good when love is put into itHonorable mention to the Rose entering flash I adore the music in that one (and part of the reason why 8r8k is so good to me is that it also references it)
good morning hsg!
>>155805574Good morning *kisses your forehead* while you were asleep we sold off your virginity to Jade Harley, ok?
>>155799054why don't you just hit the y button to reload your balls
Since we're all getting fucked by Jade I think we should all get to fuck Dirk's ass as compensation
>>155805593:(
>>155805730Turn that frown :( upside down :)
wtf happened?
>>155805737man i dont want to get fucked by jade harley thank you.
>>155805751https://www.JadeHarleyVictimsAssociation.com/feedbackWe're sorry this has to happen but your feedback is appreciated
No Jade no one is yiffing with you
i apreciate the compromisse to the bit
so is prisounebound finally abandoned? can you guys stop talking about it now
>>155805737): That didn't help.
>>155805867Holy shit do you guys just complain about everything all the time, shut the hell up, people are going to talk about Homestuck and Homestuck-related-art in the Homestuck general
>>155805867it just updated a few weeks ago
>>155805867Nope. Still ongoing. The author is just busy with job. I'm pretty sure soon there will be a update.
>>155805875e___e anon, that anon above is probally baiting. its no big deal just be polite and dont let him make us chud out. again...
>>155805875crashing out over one innocuous comment is definitely the correct response, very good hsg
>>155805893I'm not allowing any pro-bally people in MY general...
>>155805867Nigga it hasn't been even three weeks since the last update, as a seasoned mspfa veteran you should know well this is nothing.
>>155805901what it is pro-bally?oh wait i just noticed. but yeah man the author will probally be home soon and cook some pb panels. Fresh From The Oven!!!just like...*sniff* oficus wich i miss so much.
Ok I had to deal with a bunch of morning stuff but now I have the rest of the day free to continue reading peak, this means I have to momentarily wear my trip again but that is okI got to AA's introduction and I'm a huge fan of her already, kinda fucked up apparently she doesn't have a real name yet? but exciting since I'll be able to find it out with all of you once I'm caught up, her relationship with Lylac is very cute, like she's her big sister in a way, I also like how in her introduction dialogue she starts off seeming like a composed-type of character but by the end she's throwing a temper tantrum and insulting Lylac over being ignored which is super cuteI'll make posts more often now that I have a trip for liveblogging I think
>>155805971I know people like this, Incredible narrationAgain, reading a story where the characters are so *modern* and like "wow they behave exactly like people I know and talked to" makes it so cool and immersive, probably am just babbling over something normal since I mostly read century old books or japanese manga, but as someone who never leaves my house and mostly talks to people through the internet, all the chatlogs feel so special to me, like YES this is real, this is what real life is like to me, more-so in Beyond Canon since It's more moderny-internet rather than old-internet but I still felt this way in Main Homestuck as wellI love Homestuck so much
I love both of these creatures, I hope to see the doll that Dadbert gifted John as a character soon too maybe? I already knew this Caretaker character existed but meeting them made me go "awww" and the fat orb thing makes me think of a cute sleepy cat, great art>>155806008Angelic and gorgeous maid octopus I saw that art of someone kissing the Caretaker and I'd do that too
Is there a list of all the unique flavortext you can get on the Fruity Rumpus thingy?
>>155806086no you will have to test it our by yourself. try typing swiss name!
>>155806116I have been typing in random things for a few minutes now instead of reading the story lol, "Callieroxy" gives a cute answer and surprisingly June gives a custom answer too, but also I agree with him Swiss is a beautiful name excited to meet him soon!! I like the gif of him shaking his butt a bit
>>155806132I like when there are multiple flavortexts for the same thing like this, he sounds so cute
>>155806142gosh he is so full of himself that hurts
Ok done messing around with names on that forum, I found some pretty cute flavortext there though I like the Spades Slick/Jack Noir combo, and Nannasprite's is cuteJust wanted to say this is as erotic to me as a bra slipping off, I want to slowly take off Lylac's overalls and just stare at her exposed... shirt!
Oh my fucking god I love Lylac!!!!!! I have no words, the meaning behind this page is obvious to anyone so I don't think I have to write a wall of text going "omg this is like having a trans/race/sexuality character headcanon and people on 4chan getting mad at you over it", but this is adorable and I love when characters draw things, it is such a good look at their mind, her artstyle is so cute like a baby's... awwwww awww awwwwAlso a bit unrelated, but I just remembered that I'm pretty sure one of the BC team members likes Umineko? if that is indeed the case I wonder if "small bombs" will come into play later considering Lylac's whole deal is liking bombs, small bombs was a pretty big meme on /jp/ back when I used it, for those not in the know Battler from Umineko theorizes that the murderer used "small bombs" inside of food to kill his entire family
>>155806341ouuuuuuuuugh ly'lac horse play with bobo ouuuuuuuuuugh.
I like what the text here implies>>155806362Looking into this very very very very very very very very very hard, looking into this!!!!! post it if anyone has ever drawn that
>>155806341by the way the Umineko reference i Didnt knew! this is so fun to know!!!
>>155806385its on my list already non. dont worry, it shall happen.
>>155801740WV actually does get a long character arc and aura moments. He led a rebellion against the kings.
>>155806387Awesome I'm glad!! the VN is pretty good despite being very long, much like Homestuck, pic related is the funniest instance but he repeats that way more than he should>>155806398HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYY>>155806425Agreed on this, I think It's cool that he achieved his dream of Can Town and that there is a huge statue of him in BC, just wish we got to see like, a statue of him and PM and AR and WQ all together, that'd have been cute, like a memorial for his friends alongside him
DELFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST DELFI PAGE EVER HELLO BEAUTIFULAlso I'm liking this whole "magic vs technology" the Nymphs and Satyrs seem to have going on, fits Rose and Dirk very much, I'm scared for the future I don't want any Satyrs or Nymphs to die but their gods are fucked up people...
I divided that gif with the chat on it onto separate images so I could read it all carefully, the link that Delfi posted being a real working link is funny lol even though I have no idea what the joke is, possibly an Unique Deltritus Screamer Prank...Delfi you can bring a harsh radioactive vibe to me any time you want my beautiful king!!Also poor TI, wonder if they'll show up again, perhaps they'll be this session's version of FedoraFreak where they get a cool subplot in a few pages
>>155805488> If Hussie had referenced manga I like in their flashes then I wouldn't have recency bias!Ok thta ssomething
I got to the little butt shake so I must post the little butt shakeLove this guy already (though he must immediately cease being even a bit mean to Delfi) I feel like he'd definitely be Dirk's favorite creation, honestly I love how much detail everything in this series has, you can look deep into everything! like of course Dirk's species name is close to "satire" and they say "Satyrical", just awesome stuffI also like his carrot laptop and his house as a whole is beautifully designed, super good ideas in this series It's like Homestuck but polished to the maxHe also KINDA speaks LITERALLY like me when I get MAD, which is embarrassing oh geez...
>8r8k over cascade, descend, jade: enter, dirk: unite, or literally any other flashyou just have to laugh
>>155806824It's peak, you don't need to weaponize outdated irony to complain about my tastes!I honestly don't get the Cascade hype, must be a "you had to be there" thing because most of the flash is just them causing The Scratch which like, yeah, I knew that was going to happen, I REALLY REALLY liked the scenes with the Exiles, and the Spades Slick scene with Snowman, but everything else? I was like "yeah, thats how it would go", I also got spoiled on that whole Jade transformation though so that also is probably a factor as to why it didn't feel as big of a deal to meIt's good, just not "best flash ever" good that I saw it being described as on the internet for years, honestly if any flash deserves that amount of hype I'd say It's Jack: Ascend which doesn't even have the "omg Homestuck sucks after Cascade" label attached to it like Collide does
>>155806824You have to accept that with the recent [s] pages being pretty high quality and the first new ones we've received in forever some people's top 10s are going to rearrange.
>>155806867Actually I mistook Ascend for Descend, switch up Ascend for Descend here, though I love Ascend tooGod damn similar names...
>>155806867>because most of the flash is just them causing The Scratch which like, yeah, I knew that was going to happenwow you really did not read homestuck at all did you, crazy
>>155806881>you have to accept that people have bad tasteyeah i guess so
>>155806881Honestly IMO 8r8k feels like the Candy World's version of Cascade/Collide, that's why I love it so much, It's the climax of everything in the Candy World, not only that but It's the final trigger to Vriska's character development as well, just great overall and 100% a valid place as "top 3 flashes" even by normie standards (I know most normal people would think I'm ridiculous for having WV: Rise Up so high up my list, but that's like my personal tastes, 8br8k however is truly just great in all ways even a normal person would get why)Pic related is so fucking good, you see Jake getting pushed around and abused for a billion paragraphs and then he gets this cool as fuck moment where he is actually doing something on his own out of his own volition and power, I could go on and on about how Candy Rose's whole deal is perfect too, the comedy with Sollux and Yiffy, Jade's last stand, the soldiers, etc etc, but I think you can get what I mean, It's super great>>155806893You truly love being snarky I wish you'd stop making constant bait posts (as in, posts trying to start a fight by being either obtuse on purpose or smug in your opinions as if they're the only correct ones) trying to incite a flamewar, why be mean and rude when you can actually have discussions about the art you (supposedly) love? grow up a bit man, I know "don't feed the trolls" is the real behavior I should be having but like, I feel seriously bad for you and in turn everyone else having to deal with your presence, you talk like you're 14 years old, just think before you post, "Does this post have substance? or am I only making it to be snarky about something?"I don't think you'll actually care about anything I'm saying here I was also making shitty posts like you on 4chan when I was like 12 but nevertheless, wish you'd actually focus on what you love about Homestuck, and not on how you hate it and see yourself as superior for hating it
>>155806982a whole ass paragraph just to complain that someone disagreed with you, ya love to see it
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Back to reading, I must say I am very very fond of how often Swiss' tail and ears shake cutelyI loved this flash, I missed interactive flashes like this I think It's the first one in BC if you don't count Vriska's Visual Novel GameAlso this is a reference I get! finally! I watched Funny Games, it kinda sucked, Swiss was right in not opening itKinda funny "Australia" exists in Deltritus as well, incredible worldbuilding>>155807112>>155807122Awwwww... we need to feed Dirk.
>>155807141Also, LENIN!!?? hello!!! this is awesome, I just wish Billy Herrington was in this cover as well, the best manly man to ever manly man... rest in peace.
>>155806867Cascade literally crashed newground you fucking faggot it was that good
Every bait post is a little nasty wormy cuckling. A peon in Colsla cuck king realm. You cant be lower than that.
I'm always surprised by the lack of somnophilia art with homestuck characters given how literally everyone has dreamselves
>>155807511There's a good handful of somno fanfic but i know that never hits like fanart does
>>155802798Love them, 10/10
Yeah, if I wasn't sure the liveblogger was mocking its subject I am now
>>155807141>we need to feed Dirk.John's an expert at that
>>155807490>>155807500>>155807550You need to chill out when people have differing views from you
>>155802798*abused sisters and BROTHER, marinas a boy.
>>155807550Check this interaction out >>155806824 never replied to that tranny but it made him butthurt enough that he took his trip off just so he wouldn't get filtered like the trip is supposed to do and then replied>>155807569Take your advice tranny you're the one to replied to a post that didn't reply to you because you're a butthurt narcissistic troon
>>155806260mhm! you have an wonderful mind
>>155807587nta but its trip when=reading the comicanything else= no trip
>>155807676It was related to their reading of the comic either way they ensured their seethe couldn't have been missed, they could have also ignored said comment but nope gotta be a butthurt tranny
i saw that the whiteboard got griefed again. image unrelated.
>>155807800i really like him without the toenails
now draw terezi doing things to john's feet
>>155807868Part 2 i meant part 2 so dyslexic aaaug
Damn it anons your right. Writing Dave is super hard. FUUUCK.i wish I had a brother.
>>155808023If you had a brother you would have molested him
>>155808023he's hard to write and also requires a pretty strong grasp of english. i'm rooting for you though i'm sure it'll be great
>>155808063Not just english once must be able to channel their inner wigger
>>155808040True but entirely besides the point. >>155808063Ill have to get my best starting this whole thing has been the hardest part man. >>155808265Which is a problem because not a boy. I'm not white. And I'm not young!!!
>>155808315>True but entirely besides the point.O___O
I feel something very dark amidst the homestuck community Something is loomingTake heed to this warning
>>155808347ultimate caliborn? sounds pretty sick, isn't it?
we are so fucked
First time reader hereI just got to this scene and then proceeded to start laughing out loud and haven't stopped laughing yet. What the fuck has this comic done to me?
>>155808315Just give this a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zchJ8J_K-FY
>>155807743>red>tired of everyone's shit>not affluentI hate that it works
>>155808406It just keeps getting better have fun and avoid spoilers
>>155808315hag!
>>155808406Caliborn is the main reason I finished reading slopstuck For once I didnt feel like a loser for reading this lesvian drama shit
>>155808575okay LE componentanon
hsg is for HAGS. youngins OUT
i wanna suck caliborns dick
>>155808705they want them IN so they can touch them
>>155808406Caliborn is hard carrying post-scratch homestuck on his back like Atlas
>>155808781just because you weren't touched when you were a kid like the rest of hsg doesn't mean you have to make it the hags' problem
John kissing Dave
>>155808806oh the hags want it anon
>>155808705But I'm not either...
>>155808806but the hags want to do it anonjust look at prospitcest anon
>>155808857Prospitcest is indian. of course he wants to fuck little kids
>>155808023well it depends on how much you understand him as a character, hussie did a good job at giving them voices and subtle desires so you have to work backwards in order to correctly write them (understanding how classpect works is really needed because it sets up a goal that they never finish but allows you gimps into personality) good luck anon hope it goes over well
>>155808882>Prospitcest is indian.are you actually retarded
>>155808882wrong twice over, very impressive
>>155808975
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>>155809080She's a pinoy THOUGH
I like to run around in your headSeeing every single thought that you haveI know your every move before you make itThere's no point in trying to fake it
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>>155809191Personally I only have a beef with SEAfag men for being a prinical demographic among /vt/rannies, isekaitards and gachaniggers, all of which make 4chan worse with their shitposting and schizophreniaI support feminism, sex tourism and whatever else is there in southeast asia that would make the local men more miserable, they deserve it
>>155809080>nigger newfag doesnt know prospitcest hag's lore
>>155809266>/vt/
>>155809321
>>155809266>>155809315Potato potato. Nigger is a nigger. Just another avatarfag, nothing special
>>155809191bro we are not compairing them to fuckin pajeets, i'll admit that theyre basically island mexicans but they dont shit in the streets. despite their admittedly weird social culture theyre not too bad. also i guess it depends on the ones you know, the only pinoys i know are a lineage of pre-taiwan chinese nobels that fled to the philipines. basically its just a lot of different asian races so its a mixed bag
>>155809039ironically these two should've been swapped
HAHAHAHAHAA THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE IS SO FUNNY
>>155809080wait another prospitcester a pinoy. lmao my june is a one
>>155809384I don't care what kind of percentage of mutations you have I didn't even asked
>>155809342You sound like an amateur racist, I bet you'd be also happy with just highblood/lowblood distinction as a troll
a million livebloggers over these 2 retards being racist please
>>155809435It really is
>>155809484>>155809484>>155809484
>>155809481>The Department of Education (DepEd) is the executive agency of the Philippine government responsible for managing, governing, and formulating policies for the country's basic education system.
>>155809455did.. you hit the wrong post to reference or...
>>155809509Just a niggerbabble I didn't bother to read really
>>155809528bro ur illiterate, thats worse than being a nigger
>>155809569ESL-poster, calm down
>>155809604bro cant fucking read and saying ESL i grew up in missouri, i cant speak a second language even if i wanted to. be proud of urself browny
>>155809685Sure I will believe a rando seanigger, sure. How's your cow pee shower went today?
>>155809336what a joke
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