>FROM THE SLOP ARTISTS BEHIND WISH AND MOANA 2 COMES ANOTHER CINEMATIC ANAL BLAST
>they are advertising the obvious grandma more than the actual mother nowlollmao even
This shit is so DOA
>>155844427So it's Encanto for white people?
>>155844698>whiteLmao you wish, the protag is mystery meat, as usual
>>155844427>Awkward ethnically ambiguous girl learns magic in a fantastical realm and features a fuckable hagIt really is The Owl House with the serial numbers filed off.
>>155844662Is there a place i can go to get one of those attached to my book? I've looked it up but don't know the name of the craft that makes book modifications. (The pages don't close tight on their own if you're wondering)
Whack/10.
Every thread about this fucking movie is the same. We get it, they aren't marketing it, they changed the protagonist and it is probably going to be shit because the crew from Wish are on it. So what? Disney releases crap films that bomb all the time. They will immediately make all their money back when the cattle flock to see Avengers Doomsday not even a month later.
>>155844427>The white girl is the "twist" villain who looks like a villain a mile away>The strong gay latinx witch and her awkward mom? Totally the heroesWhy would you ever take a kid to see this propaganda
>>155844427Mom said it was MY turn to make the thread!
>>155844427New gilf just dropped
>>155845138Ivanoid cultists have their job orders. They don't get paid until they force the narrative one shitpost at a time
>>15584470790% of whites in the US are mystery meat now anyway
>>155844427This is just Ruby Gillman 2.0
>>155845643>Ivanoid cultistsThe what? I'm not schizophrenic enough to keep up with this shit anymore. Is Ivan a relative of the fabled Eric?
>>155844427Trying to make the old grandma look sexy failed terribly.some of the worst and blandest designs.
>>155844427>WISH AND MOANA 2Didn't those 2 flop really hard? Why would Disney give her another job?
>>155845904This has been raised before. Everyone assumes she just gives good head.
>>155845904Moana 2 sleepwalked to a billion dollars despite being a DTV project
>>155845138You have to see what the problem is here.It's not that they will lose money, as you said they will flock to Avengers whatever it is called making 2 billion or whatever. The issue is Disney is physically incapable of making new IP anymore that doesn't immediately bomb. They can't make the next Elsa or Stitch because they can't get anything new to work, which means they have to keep bringing out their old IP to diminishing returns.Sure Toy Story and Marvel is doing wonders now and there is no issue, but what happens when a generation simply does not care about these characters, or the VAs or actors die out, or otherwise this has been milked so hard like Moana was that it will bomb? There is no backup plan because the backup plans like Hexed and Wish are hated and bomb
>>155845138Wasn't Wish a sales failure?
>>155844427>her peculiarities are actually magical powers:I Wow, she was special all along!
>>155845231GILF sucks and is safe horny.It's literally taking an ordinary woman and giving her white hair.
>>155847336Yes, that's the point he's making, keep up anon
>>155844662you wish it ended with them doing beach volley in skimpy outfit and magic big tits
>>155847716Ok
>>155845138>So what? Disney releases crap films that bomb all the time.You're in /co/, what else are people going to talk about here but cartoons and animation?
>>155849210I will now watch your movie.
>>155845138The autists need to scream to be noticed despite everyone’s best efforts to ignore them, these shit threads keep getting necrobumped for no reason
>>155849292this version is only for the Disney execs
>>155849849"Uh, I just did that?"
>>155849210>>155849823>Girl recruited to be the magical version of a Playboy Bunny for rich powerful wizards where they cast perverted spells on her for their degenerate tastes.I'd watch/fap to it.
The bad witches are hot at least
>>155845904Moana 2 was a big hit. A dogshit movie, but it was the easiest billion WDAS has made. And it was literally cobbled together to recoup Wish's losses.
>>155844427her head is clipping through the hat lol
>>155851087It is legitimately astounding that we are like one month from release and know absolutely zilch about the plot or any of these charactersWe won't even get the story leaked through the books either since those are coming out last minute too
NuDisney aesthetics are practically the same as Thomas Kinkcades kitschy artwork.
>>155851363How is it that, for all its imperfections, Encanto is STILL the best thing they've made since Moana?
>>155844772Do you mean a book belt? You can just use a pants belt in a pinch.
>>155851178This. I don't think people understand how dire things were at the time in that studio. Two of their movies had bombed back to back, one of which was meant to be their 100th anniversary capstone. They needed literally ANYTHING that would 100% make money, no matter how ass it was, to keep execs off their back and prevent more layoffs. So they just slapped a Moana sequel together out of TV episodes and despite it being garbage idiot families flocked to see it in droves because it was an IP they recognised.
>>155845138I like learning about production stuff from /co/. I’m not here every day so I don’t get to see all the threads.
>>155851254I thought you were just trolling but I think it really is. Who picked this frame?
>>155845904White directors were given plenty of chances
Apparently there was a press preview for this earlier this week, but rather than showing the full movie for the social reactions/soundbites they usually like to milk, they only showed them 30 minutes of it? What the fuck? This can't be normal, is the film not done?
>>155844427>awkward teen>learning her peculiarities>magical powersSo innovative.
>>155853636>nigga just described every anime
>>155853661True, that's what Hellsing is all about.
>>155853677There isn't much difference between a teenager and someone in their twenties.
>>155851276probably because Disney is re-editing it up to the last minute
>>155845138We came here to clown on trash.It's not complicated.
>>155844427You know, if they just made another by the numbers singing princess movie using the same cookie-cutter designs people bitched about, there would be few problems with this, and it would make a shitload of money and lead to themed rides in the parks.
>>155854358A singing princess witch from some Halloween themed town modeled after Salem would enrage all the churchy types. But if she was a pretty princess that made for great dolls, no one else would give a fuck and buy everything.
>>155845141Because that is 100% the life lesson any self loathing millennial parent would definitely want to teach their kids.
>>155854448Bullshit.Executives today don't care about the Satanic panic.
>>155854743Good, those “people” are cringe
>>155854155That’s probably true of Doomsday as well, yet you don see the turbo autists making shit threads that need to be necrobumped about it
>>155845904No, moana 2 was stupidly succesful. Odd considering it was 3 episodes of a canceled series stitched together as a feature film
>>155851567It had a fucking VISION. Quality of the movie aside it wasnt aimless. You can appreciate a film more when you can detect what it wants to do and how it gets to make that point, cause even if you hate the fucking movie by the end of it you at least understand what its trying to achieve. Its irritating to see a film like Wish for example where you can tell that the writers and artists THEMSELVES dont know what theyre doing so you the audience are stuck watching the product of an entire team thats unsure of themselves jingling keys in your face and hope thats enough to entertain you cause they dont know what else to do. Encanto whether you like it or not does have a clear end goal, a soundtrack that reinforces that goal, and a pay off to the stuff that it was building towards.
>>155845953Is that enough?
>>155857333Stop necrobumping this shit thread
>>155854850
>>155854155No change will save this movie.
>>155858754one change will>>155849823
>>155849823Ok, I'm in.
>>155849849>TOH + Amphibia - being created by members of the Manlet Cliquedunno, it might actually be cool
>>155851087>hag>hot
>>155858907noit won't
>>155854743That is exactly what that anon said. If the character sells toys, then fuck what the churches screech.
>thread was dying again>turbo autist bumped it again
>>155854358I kind of want Halloween Arendale.
>>155844698Its a movie owl house.She discovers the boilin-I mean, MAGICAL REALM and meets a female witch with whom she has an AMBIGUOUS relationship.
>>155858907This looks nothing like Amphibia.
if I never had to see another piece of media made by 37 year old second generation brown women I'd be so, so happy.
>>155847097>Disney is physically incapable of making new IP anymore>they have to keep bringing out their old IP to diminishing returnsAh yes, what a totally recent problem.
>>155844427At this rate, why not let some fresh talent add something new to the Disney Animated Canon? Why not do the inverse of what Disney likes to do with previous films in the canon, by creating an animated remake of a previous Disney Live-Action film (e.g. The Santa Clause)?
>>155859329At this rate, they will file for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection by the end of the decade. Even Disney Adults have limits.
Jannies really need to autosage these shit threads.It’s always the same autists making the same autistic complaints
>>155847097>Disney is physically incapable of making new IP anymoreThey can't or they don't want to?
155847097Every thread is the same comment from this super autist
>>155859679>Disney has realized that live action remakes and sequels are enough to bait idiot families into buying it upThis wont last forever.
>>155844427It's odd how the plot seems takes from the owl house.
>>155845231>New gilf just droppedAnd she's not too shabby, either. It's only a matter of time before she gets a lingerie edit.
>>155860104the plot of the owl house is a long convoluted and aimless series of event in a school were magic is really just a visual flavour, and people way more important than the hero do their shit without her until the last episode remember her name is in the title. There is no real exploration of the world or the exploration of self in TOH and even less than nothing about familly issues.at best they share the same pitch, the pith owl house dropped after 5 episodes
>>155860105This is where the money is.
>>155860172I find it really indian to judge the quality of a whole movie on cosmetic posters. As seen in so many public masturbation webms.
>>155859329It's really everyone in the entire film industry, not just the new faces but people who have been making movies all along, Everyone lost their talent for making shit. Laika made a shitty movie this yearSpielberg made a shitty movie this yearMCU movies are fucking awfulWhat the fuck is DC even doing?Sony has completely and totally lost their mojoIt's enough to conspiracy theorize COVID vaccines killed the part of the brain that governs the capacity to create media.
>>155860132This movie will have convoluted and aimless plot too.
>>155851601No I mean the metal clamp thing that can be locked
>>155849823Elsa face.
>>155860244it's mostly corporate fuckery. people fell for the "everything is political"meme, that lead to having too many "no-no" but also too many "yes-yes" and the concept that "confusion" is to be avoided doesn't mix wel when 90% of your focus groups have panic attacks at the sight of trees and electricians crosses
>>155844427yThis movie is highly satanic because it has WITCHES
>>155859058This doesn't sell toys.
>>155852465why would they risk leaking the whole thing almost 2 months before official release, on Thanksgiving big weekend at that?
>>155860677Rapunzel.Rapunzel's face.She was patient 0. It worked for her because it was unique and new. Elsa was the first recycle.
>>155854358They've had their next Princess musical in production for years, good chance it was one of the unspecified films they scrapped though.Penelope, an adaptation of the Princess and the Pea. And yes it was/is going to have a black princess.
>>155859337They've said they're doing a major direction chance with Disney animation after this. A new signiature style (now that AI copies their current one), no putting the writer's childhood trauma on screen and better appeal to boys.Jennifer Lee stepping down will also be a big boost. Female characters will be allowed to be genuinely flawed and we'll actually see romance in the films.
>>155860244Ray Gunn is getting extremely good reviews at least and it's being followed up with a scrapped Disney movie (That Skydance have now confirmed as being Eddie and the Beanstalk with Julia Roberts voicing a widow giantess)
>>155861239Was she going to be able to feel the BBC of her prine through the sheets?No really, how do you even adapt that fairy tale? With Tangled they mostly filled in blanks. But with Frog they basically invented everything from thin air.
>>155847387>safe hornyTwitter would be that way, Pablo.
>>155861259>no putting the writer's childhood trauma on screenI will believe it when I see it
>>155849849the way she just stands on that eyeball annoys me. the eye should close itself, it's supposed to be alive.
>>155861288>Spoilt princess>assumes the test will be easy because she's such a perfect princess>she starts being made to 'practice' for it>realises she can't even feel the pea when it's under a thin blanket, let alone a pile of matresses>runs away>road trip segment, meets a guy who teaches her her how to be less perfect and sneaky ways of getting ahead>eventually comes back>she arrives back on the day before the test>realises it was never about being able to feel it, it was about knowing your people enough to tell where they'd put it>member of public is chosen to plant the pea>it was the guy>she remembers a story he told her that she uses to know where the pea was>guesses correctly.>wedding endingEasy to stretch it out to 90 minutes. If in doubt, make it a road trip movie.
>>155861370you forgot to add some bad guy/hag making her doubt herself pushing hwr to run away then trying to stop her from returning so he/she can become next ruler or something
>>155845953>>155845904Ralph and Moana were both quite profitable, Raya almost made it despite being gimped by covid delays and yidsney's fucking around with theatre rental terms meaning it didn't start in a few big chains, it was then successful enough in streaming and VOD. All 3 did well critically. Yes, Wish was a failure on all fronts.Why do /co/ and /tv/ keep believing this delusion that the opinions of their echo chambers of adult losers watching children's films matter to execs and the world at large?
>>155861410Both were heavily critisized and were coasting off of the success of the first film. Raya was released when Disney still had firm control over Funko Pop reviewers and still did badly.
>>155861410>Raya>did well criticallyWhat? I remember everyone calling it bland. Dont you remember they cancelled that "had an abortion for my graduate thesis" girl for having the balls to say the avatar ripoff felt too much like avatar?
>>155861429>Ralph 288% on RTA- cinemascore>Moana 261% on RT (alright, fair enough, not good)A- cinemascore>Raya93% on RTA cinemascore
>>155861442>Dont you remember they cancelled that "had an abortion for my graduate thesis" girl for having the balls to say the avatar ripoff felt too much like avatar?No, I don't remember retarded drama about internet literally whos.
>>155861410>all 3 did well criticallyLMAO, Raya and Ralph were boosted by Funko critics still in that period where Disney held sway over them. Even Strange World got decent reviews.Nobody liked Moana 2. It was a transparent cash grab and not a real movie.
>>155861452>Ralph 2>88% on RTSufficient evidence, if any were needed, that RT can be safely discarded. What an abortion of a movie.
>>155861461>>155861470>everything that doesn't support my thesis is fake and made upYour opinions literally don't matter and are not shared by anyone that does matter, deal with it.
>>155861461>Nobody liked Moana 2.I can agree with you with Raya and Ralph 2. But Moana 2 printed them money
>>155855816I think the most frustrating thing about Wish is there was genuine potential for a good story there, and they had a perfect set-up to put a twist on the whole twist villain thing they've been fucking obsessed with, with the twist being there is no villain, and the king is genuinely trying to do what's best for his people.And then it's more about two good people having different ideas on what's best for the kingdom and butting heads in that regard, with room for compromise(not every wish should be granted outright because some things are bets achieved yourself, but it's also fine to trust people have good intentions with their wishes too). Could even during the ending have the baker chick starting to apprentice under the royal baker or something, with the implication that the king isn't outright snapping his fingers to make her a good baker, but pulled a few strings to give her the opportunity to achieve her dream herself.Or at least go back to the original idea and have both the king and queen be evil so the queen doesn't come across as a backstabbing cunt for no reason.
>>155861483>Funko critics' opinions matterHa! I think not.
>>155861528But crusty losers on a fucking imageboard do?
>>155861501It has been well documented that they realized they had written him too sympathetically for what they were going for, so they came up with the super mega evil book that permanently corrupts you when you touch it and can't be undone. Just total hack screenwriting.
>>155861483Yeah, EVERYONE loves...er... Ralph Breaks the Internet?
>>155861550And then even fucked that up because they needed the queen to touch it, and suddenly had some magic anti-corruption oil that lets you safely use it that either the king just forgot about, or she hid from him because.......
>>155861099True but Elsa is more popular.
>>155860105gotta love slop, probably the only good thing that'll come out of the film.
>>155861501First power couple of villains sounded nice, but of course the girl cannot be bad.
>>155844427Is that supposed to be the "Eda" in this story?
>>155861769pretty sure she's evil from the start
>>155851567>>155855816I'm sorry but Encanto was a great movie, with fantastic animation, wonderful songs and actual fucking thematic cohesion (just follow the motif of the butterflies throughout and how it relates to Abuela coming out of her hardened shell) and no amount of miserable chut autists picking it to pieces because they don't want to fuck Mirabel will change that. Easily clears Moana and the best thing they have made this decade. Zero contest. Only Disney movie post Covid to make me feel ANYTHING at all.
>>155862248*miserable chud autists, God knows how I managed to misspell that. Point stands anyway. Sure, it falls apart under scrutiny and poking but so does fucking Frozen (arguably worse so!) and you don't see people blasting that film on the same level because the princesses are pretty in it.
>>155862248Encanto gets judged too harshly because of all the films around it, all doing generational trauma.It has fun characters, good songs and a simple but effective story.
Owl House died for this
>>155862254Just because people let Frozen off the hook doesn't make it a shield for criticism (I think the movies suck)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO21xZdUaMTrailer's out
>>155862590>have to put your name into the book to enter Hex but you're still an outsider and is hunted
>>155862590Not 1 minute into this trailer and I'm already spotting plot holes. Like this anon says >>155862644 I thought this was a safe magical refuge for witches but they're arresting people for being outsiders?!
New poster
>>155862683>a dozen funny animals>no mom on the poster>even when the trailer prove she's heavily involved in the storyJesus someone has mommy issues to deal with in the studio
>>155862683the texture used in that background makes it look like AI. there I said it.
>>155844427that's anything but original
the worst part isn't even that she's special because she's a witch.She's special because she's a special witch. I fucking hate chosen ones plots.
>>155862683Welp, looks like the leak about there being too many silly animal sidekicks was correct.
>>155862590>"it was foretold that an ordinary girl who is actually a special witch would come and defeat the evil in this land"Jesus FUCKING Christ can we get ANYTHING NEW
>>155845754Rent free and white-erasure pilled
>le woman escaped from her mother (who is a ruler) to the human world, had a child, and then the child as a teen discovers her true origins.I’ve seen this plot so many times...
is this a full solo stoy? the mom seems to be out pretty quickly (inprisonned? by the last boss probably?) and animal sidekick never really count as characters. She needed a friend or two in there. you don't overcome social trauma with loneliness.
All the scenes in the trailer are either scenes we have seen before or all from (what looks like) Act 1?
the baby part shouldn't have been in the trailer, that's a massive spoiler there considering how paper thin their story seems to be
>>155845904Moana 2 was wildly successful, are you simple?
>>155860105Only good thing from this movie will be porn of mother and daughter sucking the same dick.
the mother voice is ultra annoying
Wouldn't it have been better to release this on Halloween since it's dead on arrival, at least it would make sense to watch this movie at all?
>>155862929And not have a Christmas movie this year? nonsense!
>>155862783>wasted potential: the movie
>>155862683That owl sure looks a lot like the cat from K-pop Demon Hunters.
>>155862971Coco 2 is not releasing this year?
>saving the witches from evil>saving the unholy whores of Satan from evil
>>155844427>Wish Didn't it flop and get butchered in the development process ; why advertise it?
>>155863025That's a Nightjar/Frogmouth. Nocturnal like owls but they catch prey with their beaks, not their feet.
