Why did Johnny Bravo have so many episodes where he dated animals?
Johnny Bravo is an animal so...
Seth McFarlane influence
He's furchad.
>>155854260more like macfarmland lol lmao
>>155854040He looks like he fucks anthro women.
Literally nothing wrong with dating a werewolf. He was fine after being mauled, even. Acceptable circumstances.
>>155854040uhthat's a male
>>155855593Im guessing johnny is too pented up to care. Hole's a hole
>>155855778If this were true, he would've ruined that nerdy twink Carl
>>155854040Would Becky.
>>155854810I mean, most women who dont date him brutalized him anyway. This time at least she's into him.
>>155854040I think the Becky episode is showing what happens when too people that are too alike get married. Their idiocy bounces off eachother into a disaster.
>>155854260Orville was so disappointing in that regarded all we got was>Exploding blue guy sex>slime sex>statistically average homosexual klingon sex>robot on old people sex>black man violently injured sleeping with white woman sex>Angry racist lesbians>I think a space fish puts its eggs in the ship, once?Completely vanilla shit. Horrible! What happened to you, Seth?
>>155854040most cartoons would struggle to put a fraction of a real womans sheer retardation and malice in a character without getting lynched.I mean look at the shit viz got for stella, you can dig up a dozen of those just looking up feminists on youtube that hyper bitch is at most an uncommon roll.
>>155854040I don't remember this episode.
>>155857882>I mean look at the shit viz got for stellaThe bird looking woman? What happened? I thought women and fags loved that gay show.
>>155857747Do they just get an annulment after?
>>155854040Thry didn't have ENOUGH.
>>155854040Because unlike human women they always appreciated him
>>155854040The joke is he attracts everyone he has no interest in: animals, little girls, old ladies, hindi movie stars, his mom, etc.
moose are coolest
It has always been a faggot show
>>155861693You are the faggot
>>155861693the word "faggot" is slowly starting to lose its true meaning
>>155857873He was so giddy getting to write a Star Trek like he forgot to add his fetishes.
>>155854040sheer animal magnetism
>>155858115Probably because it's from the fourth and final season, people usually remember the werewolf or antel
>>155855593come on nigga you know the reason why they put antlers on girl furries is so you can actually tell what kind of animal they are don't act dumb>>155862324kek
>>155854040Did she and Johnny ever consummate their marriage?
>>155862605Johnny is not a degenerated.
>>155854040And why were they sentient?
>>155862619He's not a virgin either, Johnny is ready for hot ladies of every species uh huh
>>155864015>>155854260
>>155862619Exactly, only degenerates fail to fulfill their marital duties in bed.
>>155854040cuz is funnee
>>155864896No
>americans don't know that female moose don't have antlers>americans don't know that male cows are bulls
>>155866466The latter was a joke
>>155854260What the deuce?
>>155854040Because they thought it was funny. Porn-brained weirdos have to constantly make everything about their fetishes.
>>155858896That would be reasonable and competent so OF COURSE THEY DIDNT GET AN ANNULMENT. Johnny has been philandering asshole this whole time. He blatantly cheats on his moose wife while she migrated north to fatten up for winter!I mean, sure, she's huge, moody, dumb, and soaks the house in her urine when she's in eustrus, has done thousands in damages to their home with her ass alone, is a ciggy girl for the animal mafia, excessively scared for an animal known for having little to no fear, and she cant drive, probably. But she literally jumped Bravo on his porch and isnt a white woman. I forgot my point.
>>155854573oooOO OLD MCFARLANE HAD A FARM, E I E I OOOOoooooo~
For me it was Carol
>>155868211What happen when she turns into a fat guy?
>>155866466>>americans don't know that male cows are bullsActually that part was a huge criticism of the movie and a frequent joke in the TV series. The franchise was inspired by Far Side and their depictions of cows which had a gag that male cows avoid slaughter by putting a plunger head over their junk as a fake udder to be cows. Keep in mind 'cow' means an adult female bovine or cattle. Cattle is the more common name for the whole species but its often synonymous as any sort of livestock.The whole ordeal was a complex joke that didnt land.
>>155862301Wait, I forgot the porn addiction on the holodecks and how everyone uses it for sex.Lower Decks totally stole that joke.
>>155869123A fat guy or a fa/tg/uy?
>>155854040Because Johnny is a beast or some shit like that
>>155854040Johnny would be a helluva pickup for an anthro girl who's into human men, even if he strikes out with human women.
>>155868950All I'm saying is, if I was in Johnny's position in the pic, I'm marrying the moose no questions asked.
>>155857882There was crazy Lola from TLS. That was somewhat close, just not enough hysterics
>>155866466Maybe she's a weird-looking reindeer and just lies about her species.
>>155871821You’d be dead
>>155871877The body is weak, but the spirit is willing. I will fuck that moose.
>>155858164gave stella about as much reason to hate her husband as a real woman needs.which means she blamed him for all of boths parents actions. took up openly shaming and humiliating him as a hobby and was somehow still surprised he actually wanted a divorce.honestly most large female social circles probably know a stella or two. again this level of ignorant entitlement and malice is pretty common among feminists.actually showing its another matter entirely most men either prefer to live in ignorance of how horrible women are or know it enough to want it the hell out of their escapes from that reality.and women are a absolute dumpster fire of a gender that absolutely refuse to understand their situation because that would mean admitting their collective behavior is horrible.the collective female insanity is an effort post in its own right
>>155854040Why is she standing like that?
>>155874640she is containing her orgasm
>>155874842Ahhhh, I see..
>>155854040that's clearly a bvll moose>>155871866reindeer don't have palmate antlers>>155862557cope
>>155854040Because Seth MacFarlane worked on the show.
>>155875901He also worked on the animated Ace Ventura series. Now there'd be a fun crossover, Ace crashes in on him searching for one of his old furry girlfriends.
>>155876163Any good animal girls from this show?
We still don't know who in god's name would actually sleep with Johnny that the volcano god would reject him.
>>155876616He canonically fucked the antelope according to Van Partible.
Carol was nice, I'd do her so long as her boyfriend kept his distance.
>>155876633>"Carol was nice">Carol just wanted to go on a date with Johnny to make her boyfriend jealous.Anon, you have problems.
>>155876624Sauce?
>>155876616Velma
>>155876652Is a mail order moose bride the best of Johnny's options?
>>155876730No the best option is Velma if Johnny would stop being such a FUCKING FAGGOT and notice that she's into him
>>155871526What?
>>155876736is Johnny Bravo autistic?
>>155875834Tard
>>155854040He's a mutt just like me>>155854119
>>155876616Johnny's a hot idiot that occasionally has a good heart. Plenty of women would be fine having a fling with him.
>>155876767A fat guy or a fa/tg/uy. Do you not know what a fa/tg/uy is?
Johnny's soulmate is Samurai Jack.Theh would even wear "JxJ" necklaces.
>>155872832huh
>>155879919What part of that reply isn't clear you retard? I WILL FUCK THAT MOOSE.
>>155879966She isnt even wearing make up
>casually look up if there is funny 34 of this moose>elaborate 4 minute animation
>>155881507>look it up>see a 2 minute 2d animation>instantly recognise the artist for the guy who's making Post-Nut Calamitywild
>>155854040He is really that hormonal
>>155854040because little suzie was reverse grooming herself for johnny and kept sending him duds after duds
>>155854260This.And the joke is "he has animal magnetism."
>>155854260So we have JOHNNY BRAVO to blame for all the 'Brian dates a human woman' episodes. The show made Seth too cocky
>>155869055She was a ho
>>155881507is it good?
>>155883863Its a pretty decent animation by shoestrang
>>155876616He picks up lots of girls but he has a hair trigger so he's never actually fucked a girl.
>>155854040because he's based >>155854260also this
>>155854573
>>155869055The one with no actual interest in a human. That figures.
>>155874842and poorly at that
>>155869443Johnny could have hit this.
>>155886594He did, the show just didn't show it.
>>155854260shit mcfartlame
>>155886582Well, she is standing next to a testosterone exuding /fit/ stud. Can't really blame her
>>155854040If it's a Girl moose, then why she got antlers?
>>155889582Witness protection disguise
>>155889633She had the antlers before but maybe she was in witness protection at this point and now she is in double witness protection
>>155889027Seethe
>>155889582>>155889684Thank god that female deers can have antlers, some lunatics wanted Noelle from deltarune to be trans so bad
>>155889684Did they NEED to put her in a sex outfit like that?
>>155890396They did it for me. I specially requested it.
>>155866466>americans don't know that male cows are bulls Is that the same as steers?
>>155890396Yes.
>>155891394A steer is a neutered bull.Now think about Heffer from Rocko, who's always called a steer.
>>155876736Agreed
