This is getting out of hand! Now there's two of them!
>>155870471double the fuck! I mean, the FUN!I mean, I want to fuck those cats.
>>155870471>Catnip She should be attested for doing drugs. Fucking junkie whore
Cassandra keeps changing her hairdo.
>>155870547>She should be attested for doing drugs. Fucking junkie whore
>>155870751kek
>>155870471Made for doberman cock.
>>155870471Comfy...
>>1558709063 coffee cups. Also the cow skull on the right has an extra bump
>>155870471Anyone got the penis inspection day one? The time is coming up
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>>155871254god damn, why is that bitch drawn fuckable in every single one of these comics?
>>155871470I dunno, but it's cool.
>>155871572>that hairdognggnngnggn
>>155870471>NowThe first time I noticed her cousin, she was playing a harmonica. Well over a year ago, if I remember correctly.
>>155871470Because the artist visits /co/ regularly and knows how much some anons want to fuck her.
>>155871254In the light post? There's lightbulbs in the trash so I'm guessing she unscrewed the light and placed it up there or something
>>155872478what the fuck? It feels like there's a leap in logic here. Is she the sister of the ice cream trucks owner?
>>155872478They are lactose intolerant? I don't fucking know
>>155870471The only thing I remember about this comic was Sonichu. The editor thought Chris-Chan was just some kid.
>>155872889>>155872938
>>155873142That is some bullshit
>>155873142Yeah, like I said, this is a leap in logic. There's nothing in the strip that could be indicating this; the family info he shared could be that she's lactose intolerant or she was busy having sex with her brother or she's a zombie or vampire or frankenstein (on account of the name "Wierdly") and can't even taste ice cream in the first place.
>>155873280>>155873359Yeah. Count Weirdly's twin sisters pop up in other strips, but if you've never read them then that one's basically impossible to solve.
>>155873447>don't forget to buy butt
>>155870740Is that catsuit and braids one an official comic?
I think Slylock fox has been abusing his authority. Does he even have a warrant to be there? This is stalking. He can't just watch them through a window. Cassandra Cat should file a restraining order.
>>155870471>ShylockWhoa, goyim you go around using terms like that and YHVH will smite thee woth 100 gorrillion in U.S. tax dollars.
>>155873558bottom left, between bonestop right, in front of the glass with the eggplant in ittop right, in front of a book on the shelf
>>155873359It's fine; it's a lateral thinking puzzle rather than spotting something in the illustration. You've already been told the outcome so finding a possible reason, even if it seems unlikely, is the puzzle.
>>155873447Circumstantial evidence. That only proves you have a list.
>>155873447He can talk!?
>>155872478>>155873447>Count Weirdly:>is basically a supervillain>Count Weirdly's sisters:>shoplift items worth a couple of dollars from food storesThis seems both embarrassing for Weirdly and beneath Slylock, at least Cassandra steals high value items.
>>155873558What exactly is his plan here? What does it mean to transfer his mind to the eggplant? Like would the eggplant think he was Slylock? Would the eggplant grow neurons? I'm just not exactly sure what is supposed to happen
>>155873632If yhe cassandra cat comics have taught us anything its that Shylocks real passion is stalking women under the guise of an investigation
>>155873936I'm guessing she's either sleeping or taking a shower
>>155873936Cassandra was hanging out with tiffany maybe.
>>155873624
>>155873936Because even if his excuse is real it's also illegal as fuck.
>>155873936Because she sees Slylock jerking off with his right hand.
>>155873547It is, and it inspired a decent amount of smut.
>>155873624He's like Silent Bob. He only talks when it's really important.
>>155873901I think a failed experiment is the real point behind this one. It's just a roundabout way of him killing Slylock by making it cartoonishly mad science, so that it doesn't trigger the censors.
>>155870906>be Dabney Doberman>thinking Cassandra and Carla called you over to their house for a threesome >instead you find out you're just here to be part of their alibiDamn, man.
>>155873142Slylock showing morally integrity, but now they're both loose in society, they know they're proven against the prisoner's dilemma, and DNA evidence isn't going to help if they're identical. As long as you could keep one contained, the other can't pull this with murders.
>>155870906Bob Weber needs to go to law school.
>>155872478W-what was she going to do with the popsicles?
>>155870471>Shylock Fox not his name.
>>155870740She’s a stylish puss
>>155871572Weirdly used a stake in the middle of the circle and er, tied it to a tyre to walk around and make the circle?Also everyone is talking about Casandra’s hair but no-one mentioned the stacked female bodybuilder.
>>155870751Lol
>>155871254>>155871572This courly hair!
>>155870906Aubyn is a fucking prodigy, that art is incredible for an 8yo.
>>155876868She wants his dick.
>>155873142Dna evidence dont work for real twins
>>155876868Damn skylock likes it rough
>>155876208Shylock Fox is his cousin, he goes around finding situations where people are desperate for money and readers have to work out what interest rate he can apply before they default.
>>155870471That's actually a pretty good puzzle.
>>155876896No way.
>>155873447obviously you kiss both of them and the one that tastes funky is the sauerkraut thief
>>155873558Nah let him do it. Would make the strip way easier to draw
>>155876848>HOW DARRREEE YOUUUU.Cassandras fucked
>>155877079>Deliberately mussed sex hair>Casual "fuck me" jammies>Batman (heroic detective) and Catwoman (seductive thief) on TV for subliminal suggestion>Gay friend pretending to be "boyfriend" to inspire jealousyHoly shit, she wants Sly to open her Lock so fucking bad.
>>155877154>Slylock Eggplant has determined that Cassandra Cat has hidden a priceless watch in her butthole. How does he know?Because Cassandra was using him to pleasure herself after the heist and he felt the watch
>>155870471
>>155879402wait a minute, those are too big to be pearls...
>>155879300Wait isn't this just helping criminals? Tripping the alarm multiple times over a span of months so guards become apathetic is actually a good idea
>>155879300she fucks end suck the guards? it works
>>155879300>what action did Slylock suspect Cassandra had been taking every night, sometimes multiple times a night, for monthsBob knew what he was doing.
>>155874958Thats an angle i didnt thought of!
>>155879769Yes, but criminals already know more about crimes than normal people anyway. Mystery and true crime have greater value as insights to their world for you than fresh inspirations for them.
>>155873632>and beneath SlylockIf he's like Sherlock, sometimes he's in it for the love of the game. Which, I guess in this case, is this >>155873936
>>155883729Slylock asks why it is that despite making up only 14% of the population cats commit 50% of all crimes?
>>155879754They are too big for you!
>>155870471>>155883729>Fuuuuuck, I could be spying on Cassandra and Carla doing yoga together at her house right now...
>>155870471Cassandra is better all around, Clara is a butterface with a nice chestClearly, the diamonds are in the milk. They are going to swallow the diamonds and filter their stool to get them back later. The catnip is out because they need drugs to avoid choking on them. Cassandra is eating a fish because she has been constipated and the fish skin oil will help her be regular, which could mean life and death as she tries to pass the diamonds.
>>155877079She has the appropriate hairstyle for whatever she does. She's like Kimiko from Shaolin Showdown.
>>155879769That assuming that they don't find evidence of you tripping security or them overhauling the system to be more expansive.
>>155870471Cassandra used to have a more 60s sexiness.
>>155870471lmao 2cat
>>155871688Lol whatever happened to Sandra And Woo?
>>155888217tummyyyyy
>>155888694>Lol whatever happened to Sandra And Woo?The artist quit.There are rumours that it happened because the story was getting a bit raunchy (2nd last original strip was Sandra set up to lose her virginity in a bisexual orgy).
>>155879769Dunno if anyone has ever done on purpose butthat's sadly how some pretty bad fires start sometimes. An establishment has afaulty alarm/detector and decides to just shut it off instead of repairing itTho I assume if it was a person doing that it would be easier to catch on
>>155870751CUTE
>>155879143i hope this artist is okit feels like i havent seen him in forever
>>155879300Cassandra is so AGILE!
>>155870471>Maybe it's in the milk cartoon? It does seem a bit weird she'd pour the milk in two glasses but just leave it on the counter, rather than either taking it back to the fridge or leaving it on the table so they can top themselves off.>Maybe it's in the catnip jar? It certainly seems weirdly to leave that cabinet open and the jar so prominent when they're not even eating catnip.>The actual answer is complete bullshit.
>>155890902I can see Frank reading the funny pages in his downtime.
>>155888323lmao
>>155870471>there's two of them
>>155891486>This is getting out of hand.
Someone did a sketch of Cassandra as Sly Cooper sometime ago. If someone has it, post it
>>155891005>turns paper over to read solution>"Tch.">turns paper back
Why does Cassandra like Slylock so much?
Will he ever get the hint?
>>155891486Cassandra...Cassandra's cousin...Cassandra...Cassandra's cousin...
>>155893172She admires his intelligence and desire to help others. She's envious of how he finds contentment in being a dutiful lawman. She knows what she does is wrong and she'd like to be more like him, but she just can't quit her thrill-seeking lifestyle. Also I assume he's probably a handsome dude (gays or women please confirm).
>>155871470She's slowly morphing into a cat version of Fujiko.
>>155890902>seem a bit weird she'd pour the milk in two glasses but just leave it on the counter, rather than either taking it back to the fridge or leaving it on the table so they can top themselves off.Some people are just legit weird like that. I have a friend who always offers us ice cream, but instead of putting the ice cream back in the freezer, he just leaves it on the counter to melt until we're done eating. It's weird, but I've learned not to say anything because he gets really defensive.
>>155891005Thats would be verynin line with 80s comic writing
>>155893172Source? Google is worse than useless
>>155895244
>>155891911kek
I remember there was a blog that took Slylock strips and recontextualised them as gritty noir short stories
>>155895435>Makes a false theft claim>Not trying to pin anyone>Wouldn't be able to financially benefit from it eitherShe just wants the attention, doesn't she?
It's funny how they basically alternate between stealing priceless jewels people would kill over, and icecream
>>155895667She could be defrauding theft insurance, but what kind of rates do you get as a career jewel thief?
>>155895667Probably trying to make a fake insurance claimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9GW2jxt6Q
>>155895634https://reynardnoir.wordpress.com/2007/07/03/some-crimes-dont-need-solving/
>>155896003>Solution: The water wouldn’t be hot if it had been running for two daysNot “The house would have flooded”? Really?
>>155893531I honestly think she’s a klepto and does it out of compulsion, but she doesn’t see anything wrong with it because she always gets caught.
>>155897094I wish we'd seen more of her
>>155897094My guess was all the mannequins on display having hats, and that if she stole it one would be empty. It feels like cheating to force me to make assumptions on how damp her clothing may or may not be, especially considering she's wearing a fur coat.
>>155897094These solutions range from 'Because there would be footprints in the sand' to 'Because Martha Mink has a cousin who works at Nintendo and happens to share the same first name as her aunt was estranged from her father and never speak to each other meaning that the cousin was trying to frame Martha for downloading Switch ROMs as revenge. You can tell this from the photograph in the darts board.'
We're never getting that Dreamworks movie, are we?
>>155893092Could he not just have asked the bouncer? What a poor detective.
>>155888217yeah, and it was generic and bland. New Cassandra is FAR better
>>155893092We're going to ignore that her earrings are actually piercing her cheeks, what a hoe.
>>155871572the hell is an euclidian identity?are they confusing it with euler's identity?
>>155877567>subliminal suggestionthat's barely subliminal. it's half a step removed from hanging a sign saying "fuck me"
>>155897922It's been pretty quiet. I think we can assume dev hell or quiet cancelation.
Does anyone have the "Do you have any crime for me to solve ma'am" parody
