I miss when Darkseid was considered a joke character and wasn't some multiversal god.
>>155872115He was never considered a joke villain
>>155872236>>155872115tell me more zooomie.
>>155872297Kirby wrote him as a serious tyrant
>>155872115>>155872297Hello larper.Darkseid was depicted as a "joke character" by Byrne because John Byrne is a talentless hack.Darkseid was conceptualized and written as an oppressive dictator by Kirby.If you want accurate post-Kirby depictions of Darkseid then see:>Levitz/Giffen Great Darkness Saga>Grant Morrison JLA: Rock of Ages & Final Crisis
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>>155872451Holy based.
>>155872115darkseid literally wears a miniskirthe was never meant to be taken seriously
>>155872451Also in Superfriends because it's for retarded larval humans
>>155872886No
>>155872115He's always been a joke character. He's a neurotic jew's superiority complex incarnate. That's fucking hilarious.
>>155872451That's some serious delusions from a Darkseidfaggot.
>>155873351This was actually terrifying.
>>155873512Stairs are strong and have no mercyI dread the day they become automated and start eating chinese people
>>155873230the bitch is in a skirt bro idk what you want me to say, i dont make the rules
>>155873574Darkseid knew that men in skirts are scaryImagine having a son at after 16 years he starts wearing a skirtTerrifying thought
>>155872451>Final CrisisLol
>>155872451I am not OP.zoomie.
>>155872451>larper
>>155872115>>155872236darkseid is only a joke villain in superfriends when compared to bronze age comicsin-context of superfriends, he was actually one of their competent villains, being treated as more threatening than the entire legion of doomits just that superfriends is a joke show, so even the scariest villain there is a pushover in comparison with anyone else
>>155872236Wrong.
>>155876366You are
>>155872886Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.
>>155872236man you need to read more Kirby interviews
>>155872451>If you want accurate post-Kirby depictions of Darkseid then see:none of these are accurate, Kirby wanted Darkseid dead
>>155878510Don’t cope
>>155872236his name is literally dark side.
>>155879197So?
>>155872236You're literally responding to the Super Friends version, retard.
>>155879333Yeah, and Kirby didn't have anything to with it
>>155879333Even the Super Friends version attempted to be more serious for the show.
>>155872451He was also one of the loser, silly silver age, cartoonish villains around the late 80s to mid 90s that no one wanted to use. Every villain had to be extra edgy with skull belts and ammo pouches everywhere, Darkseid being the picture of saturday morning cartoon villain in a miniskirt and thighboots was considered a lame stupid old concept from the sillier times.
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>>155879197Okay but he's a comic book villain. A lot of them have stupid names. Dr Doom. The Joker. The Penguin. The Green Goblin.
>>155881224Filtered
>>155881244Oh no man, please tell me how "Magneto," "Hate-Monger," and "Mr. Quilt" are totally not silly names.
>>155881441They aren’t
>>155881441are you asking for the hatemace enema?
>>155881472>Mr>Quilt
>>155882007Yes
The troon is still seething about people liking the serious Darkseid?
Why do troons like Darkseid? Is it because Darkseid wear a skirt like they do?
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>>155883561Don’t project
>>155883587Troon you don't have to like Darkseid just because he wear a skirt like you do.
>>155885066You are that
>>155885077Troon, the only projecting here is coming from you. Adamantly defending Darkseid because you both wear skirts.
>>155885440Nope
>>155877695would he crush me between his darkthighs? I'd shout it loud and clear if so
I'll take cosmic and multiversal Darkseid over saturday morning Darkseid.But I am fine with the latter too.
>>155872236I remember him being obsessed with Wonder Woman.Maybe not all the time.
>>155872115We need to go back to specializing the new gods.
>>155873351>>155873512>>155873573Did he fall down the staircase?
>>155881441Eh, a magneto is an actual thingIf you stretch it, you can say "1. He's a magnet man. 2. He generates power for the mutant cause."
>>155872236Darkseid literally never won a fight until a few years ago.
>>155872236As someone whos only exposure to darkseid is through animated movies, ive only seen darkseid>get bitched by batman in both dodging omega beams and threatening to fuck his planet up>get bitched by the jl team eye gouging and kicking his ass back into a portal>get caught in a headlock by trigon like his the little brother and bitched very hardyeah, idk anon, maybe hes more of a threat in the comics
>>155887992>yeah, idk anon, maybe hes more of a threat in the comicsHe isn't. Darkseid is a paper tiger.
I didn't realize we had a pajeet who hated Darkseid now.*sigh*Years pass and this place gets filled with more and more schizos
>>155887038they literally got the name for magneto from an electronics textbookits like naming a character hydraulic-actuator
