How would you help Timmy's dad from this bully? Have you ever seen a beach bully getting away?
>>155884737I'd have sex with Mrs Turner and Timantha in front of him
>some asshole just walks up to some guy on the beach, kicks sand in their face, and takes their girlDid people actually do this?
>>155884853It IS a fairly common trope in comics and or cartoons, so...
Bump
>>155884853anyone can get this power if you bury yourself in the sand up to the neck and spend some time absorbing the beach's power.It only works on the beach though. Also you are fated to die in water. Not necessarily soon. it could be like in the bath at 90
>>155884853I met my wife by doing this to her boyfriend at the time.
>>155884737I would bury myself in the sand and get to Timmy's dad from below and start fucking his ass, the shaking would destroy his sand prison and free him
>>155884853want me to tense the pentagon into a circle to prove it?
>>155884853not sand in the potato salad!
>>155884737Beach bullies are a MYTH
>>155884737Fuck the bully in the ass
Beach bullies are a fact, I see a lot of cuck porn on the beach.You already know who my hero is btw.
>>155889424Fuck off
>>155884853No, I'm actually gay
>>155884737Some zoomers tried this in real life and the boomer knifed one of them.
