NEET Sollux EditionQOTT: Would you fuck SolluxLast session: >>155870890Homestuck Resources:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/26187379-5997-7173MAGMA!https://magma.com/d/rtqFn4qoGK
I answer for all the posters that will arrive in this thread that yes WE would fuck Sollux
>>155885307this is true i do agree
i have owe 49 sex to jade harley instead of the usual 50
>>155885328We congratulate you on your sacrifice
Sex and Cuddles with Lily
>>155885296>QoTTuntil his bony faggot hips shatter and then some. all night long, with or without consent. no condoms, skin on skin. both bulges, both holes. i will grow a cock just so i can stretch his tight little bitchboy holes. god i need to rape sollux's fucked up bifurcated brains into weakly zapping mush
Maaaa the femboy molesters are here
>>155885372You get it
>>155885393sollux isnt a femboy. and we left femboys back in 2024.
>>155885428Double Truth
>>155885296>qottno. i don't think i would.I would fuck almost all the boys but not Sollux.
>>155884976I made this gif. AMA!
>>155885605you made beyond the cannons?
hell yes. (idk ig this is important context but im a gay dude w a type for more masc leaning guys)
>>155885659i thought you were replying to the post above and not the op
made this tall kanaya leaning down weirdly to talk with karkat
>>155885296>QOTTid kill him if given the opportunity
>>155885713>mogging the short kingKan why
is there a reason why sollux is wearing faggy pink glasses now. can one of our resident hsbc anon respond
>>155885713Neat, cool, freaky
>>155885763he is living with Roxy and Caliope in the Candy timeline in their bunker/spaceship. I believe the pink glasses are from Roxy and she gave it to him.
>>155885806would keep him at my basement and only feed him on weekends
>>155885806wow i wasn't expecting a legitimate reason thanks
>Someone actually reads HSBC
>>155885849just read the damn thing
Ellith with a Traditional Hunting Riffle.
23 posts without bait a new record
>>155885862now now. no need to be rude anon-kun.
sollux's curse made karkat gay for dave
>>155885862i'm not interested in non-canon material, sorry
>>155885913read it when, or if you want it :)
i hate hussie but i only consider what he writes canon
I'm canon.
im a cannon
>>155885961most of what hes been putting out have obviously been written by a team, or straight up drawn by vibri.
>>155885296My friend asked me a question that most people have regarding homestuck. What happens if someone fails to successfully make it into their session.
>>155885961I really wanna know specifically what Hussie wrote for the Epilogues and what he nudged on for HS^2 & BC that's not some vague bullshit. There's some stuff that's been confirmed like him writing the Prologues, but I'm talking about the bigger pictures here. Like was Ult Dirk his idea? John being depressed in Candy? The actual LE fight? Dave telling Aradia it was a good move to ditch that hobo Sollux before requesting to hold her hand? Vriska's weird return? Harry Anderson Egbert? Hitler Jane? The Plot Point? Commander Karkat? 8r8k? I wish one day, ideally after Science Saru finishes Season 1 of Homestuck with a Dave vs Bro finale, he puts out some doc or whatever with the answers I want. It's pretty clear-cut that a sequel to the series was in mind when he was writing that atrocious post-retcon babble in the webcomic, so I just wanna know man I just want the knowledge.
>>155886198they die
>>155886198they die by meteor
>>155886198is this not just what happens to jade in the doomed timelime davesprite is from, she dies, wow people really just do not read the story
>>155886251I assume both havent read it
>>155886198I think your friend meant that what if their house didnt get teleported but the player still lived?
>>155886199honestly i don't think he planned out any of this, and i think if he was forced to answer he would lie and try to reverse engineer an answer. there's no point in even fantasizing about it because hussie will never be honest about how much he hates homestuck
>>155886251>>155886268I read it and explained it to him. i just wanted to mention it and get your opinions n shit. I like seeing you anons give your two cents.
>>155886283then don't share art here
>>155886281Him extending the series to milk even more money is something he's been doing since the dawn of time, he probably had a sequel in mind since 2014. If this wasn't true then Act 6 wouldn't have been as long as the rest of the Acts combined.
>>155886198sburb is only delivered to people who are predestined to play it (jury is still out on if you are actually a product of the session yourself a la the Alpha and Beta kids)We know thanks to doomed, void and null sessions it is possible to fuck up PLAYING the game and we know thanks to the GameFAQs pages some people definitely fucked up their entries due to not figuring out the punch cards in timeBut the game definitely gets launched 100% of the time if it's in your hands
>>155886290it's not a matter of opinion, it's explicitly stated that the meteors are coming whether they enter the session or not which is exactly why there's urgency to get into the session
>>155886199from making dandadan and scott pilgrim adaptations to homestuck? cmon lets be realistic on the studio
>>155886300i don't doubt he always intended to milk it, i do doubt he actually had a plan in mind when milking it. Act 6 is a great example of him having no plan but dragging it out anyways, which is why it sucks and is completely bloated with nonsense
>>155886295theres no irl shit in here anon
>>155886199Jade fucking Rose and making her pregnant has Hussie's 40 year old cheeto stains all over it
>>155886349don't share art *there*, is that better
>>155886326why do you stay here if you hate almost all of homestuck
>>155886374You can't choose your formative experiencesYou just got to live with it
>>155886374i don't hate all of act 6, i hate the end of act 6 and think it's overall a dip in quality from the first 5 acts
>>155886386this reads like you got groomed into reading homestuck sorry if that happened
Groomers and the groomed...
i got groomed into eating breakfast today, my friend recommended pancakes :(
>>155886424That skankCounter with crepes next time
What if John Egbert was a Vampire? And Dave a Werewolf?oh no wait Jade is already the dog girl.But yeah I think John would make a cool Vampire if it anyway it could happen.
>>155886447>Homestuck Twilight AU
>>155886447
>>155886447male vampires are slutty. rainbowdrinkers are proof of that
>>155886447there was really shitty mspfa with the kids as steriotypical monters, i think one of then was vampire.
>>155886464yeeeees. the old ones. They see my vision too!!
>>155885713Finally a woman worthy of me
>>155886465Yes if youre a corpsefucker
>>155886465hmmm that gives me a good idea. Just like how Rose and Jade became grimdark (as a plot device/analogy to them getting angry and frustating by so many losses and disapointments and grievings)John being a Vampire because of some paradox/magic reason on the game could be a nice analogy for him going thru puberty and becoming more deluded and desperate to connection. It would be really OOC for him, since it fits Roxy way more than John, But I could see that being writed just for my own amussement.
>>155886494youre not an vampire aradia.
>>155886517She fucks corpses
>>155886508>john gets an boner for the first time because of puberty>becomes an vampire instantly
>>155886528No see here's how it would goSomeone shows John the Leslie Nielsen Dracula movie and he thinks Dracula is the best comedian of all time so he begs Kanaya to uh 'help him out'She knocks him out and gives him some fake fangs, everyone has a good time
would you like to be adopted to live with feferi in her palace just because youre an lowblood troll? she treats you as her pet
>>155886528you know it would not be like that. That would be really shitty. Vampirism can be a really broad allegory if you will put an character on this. Vampires are seductive and strong. Could be an alegory for pursuit and connection. Desperation for it if you will too. And longing. All stuff young teens or adults feel strongly in this phase of their life. But the more I think if it I would have to just write a no sburb au for this situation for John. But hey it is really a good idea. hmmmmm but im so lazy I would just draw vampir John already.
>>155886562I try to rape her and she just rips me in two with her bare hands
>>155886717See, you fucked up when you didn't make a fish pun first
Just woke up from a dream where Hussie jumpscared me. The dream was relatively grounded in reality until I saw that orange skinned eyeless man running straight towards me, moving around like a poorly animated gmod model with low framerape. He got in my face and used telepathy to project his thoughts into my brain. Woke up and shouted. My heart is pounding really fast. It sounds so silly now that I've woken up
>>155887217I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but your dreamself is dead
I can finally post one of these in both threads. check this shit
>>155887274>Vriska permanently has a bad timeSuch a fitting end
make sure you take care of your hygiene
hussie should end his existence, fuck you mean brief contact?
>>155887594lmao hussie is trying to coin the leidenfrost effect but for your fucking existenceBravo
>>155887619I will never accept it, it utter bullshit.
>>155887636*its
So if Homestuck ever gets turned into a TV Show? Do you think it could work? I feel like they would really need to trim the fat.
>>155887660just end at cascade and everything will be fine
>>155885296>QOTT: Would you fuck Solluxhe's not my type
>>155887660You would have to do a few things very differently (the pilot included some retcon stuff right off the bat, which was a poor move that gives the game away imo)The chatlogs need to be WILDLY abridgedThe system shit can be completely and utterly ignored outside the most basic of explanations as it never comes up again for the rest of the seriesThe nonlinear stuff will turn people off fast because the payoff is in a completely different season so it needs to be kept as short and nonsensical as possible Basically just reanimate the flashes and action sequences and pray you have enough material for ten 23 minute episodes (acts one through five).
>>155887767>abridging karkatcursed media
>>155887660>cut exiles>ignore most timeloop setup stuff (doesnt work in the tv format)>focus only on 6 trolls>curl up into a ball and cry then cut everything after cascade and do it right this time>retcon john can still appear but hes bascally davesprite 2
>>155887767>doing acts 1-5 in 10 episodesFool
>>155887865>cutting out anythingno. let the weak perishalso we will have a 40 minutes christmas special flash of the best ships fucking
>>155887892well if we speed run meenah shit and dead vriska shit, we can get more than one scene between dave dirk and you know give dave an actual arc this time.
>>155887892Im sending you to super hell for your abominable horse posting
dave strider gets 60% of the animation budget, rose gets 30%, everyone else gets fucked.
>>155888185>john's strifes at 12 fps
>>155887925anon your silver-tongue is dangerous. fine, you've convinced me
>>155888109it's canon. sorry kiddo them's the breaks
>>155887892>>155888428>wrong horseive seen enough, hang this artist
>>155888618>implying you can't love more than 1 horse at the same timewe ARE talking about dirk, right?
>>155887865>focus only on 6 trollsSo nothing changes?
i have never met a "self-indulgent" person ever
>>155888723self-indulgent you say...
>>155889153mindless you might call them
>>155889164*snorts*
>>155888723hai :3 also sex with flat chested vriska as god (hussie) intended
>>155889164dicks are for my friends, when they come to /hsg/
>>155889164
>>155888631>implying you can't love more than 1 horse at the same timeCorrectThis is obviously the bit about ideal the type of a person the kid loves, like John with Liv Tyler or Jane with Ron Swanson.So it can't be just any personal miniature equine, the horse MUST be spunky.
>>155888631The narration says "THIS ONE PARTICULAR LITTLE RAINBOW HORSE" tho
SHE SAID THE THING.I CLAPPED BECAUSE SHE SAID THE THING.
>>155889277>>155889398you can have a favorite character, while still liking others. he got into the show for a reason after all!
>>155889466>you can have a favorite character, while still liking othersNo you fucking don't, not to the point of buing other characters' postersYou bring the shame to the waifufag/husbandofag nation you slut
>>155890115autism
>>155890115CAN IT, NERD. I WILL ADORE EVERY SINGLE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER AND YOU WILL FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
>>155890183this is the truth that the left dont want you to find out
