is absolute Batman actually good or is just another "Hype moments and aura" comic?
>>155898315Hyps moments and aura but the plot is fine
>>155898315It's pretty decent
>>155898315hype moments and aura, don’t bother
Absolute Cringe
>>155898315It's "Batman, but what if he poor", which isn't that interesting, since we already have Daredevil for that.
>>155898315The entire Absolute line is good, /co/ is just painfully contrarian its a detriment to the whole board. Don't believe me? Turbofags are so constantly online here to ruin any non cartoon discussion that we're not doubling up on story time threads
>>155898617It's not even that, they gave up on the "Batman is poor" angle after like 2 issues since it never impacts the story at all. Now it's just "Batman but he is constantly suffering"
>>155898315>Hype moments and auraWe need more of this.
>>155899256Nope
>>155899271Yes.
>>155898315have you tried looking with your eyes>>155898617>batman, but what if he poor>and have access to $7.5m dump truck
>>155898315You gonna make this thread every day?
>>155899491>have access toHe stole it.
>>155900685it moves at like 30mph tops anon and it leaves a trail of crushed road he didn't fucking steal shit it's just a bad book
>>155901260>and it leaves a trail of crushed road he didn't fucking steal shit it's just a bad bookit's a cape comic mainline batman has done far more unbelievable shit, your just nitpicking because you want to hate new popular thing
>>155898315It's politically woke and reddit, so reddit antifa types shill it. It's literally just political.
>>155898315Absolute Batman #1 came out on October 9, 2024, so it's been almost exactly two years and it's hotter than ever. That's a pretty strong argument against it being just "Hype moments and aura". That's true of the entire Absolute line, it's just been getting more popular.
>>155901314God cram more buzzwords in you bot
>>155898315He's supposed to be "working class" despite having all the typical tech you'd expect from batman and then some. He's a construction worker that somehow built numerous secret headquarters inside several skyscrapers across Gotham.He mutilates people and uses an axe and shrapnel shotgun despite still claiming a no kill rule.It's treated like he suffers more than the main Batman because he's not rich but he's still effectively rich due to all of the super-science he affords to develop and his mother is alive and well.Bruce is drawn like a fat downie sometimes.Like all Absolute stories, it's full of modern politics and distortions of reality. (Criminals are notably white and not even like Italian mobsters. White supremacist gangs are treated as a common issue while black and Hispanic gangs are nonexistent.)These stories also do the "What if we make original characters but give them other character's name" thing we've seen a thousand times like with Tangent and "Just Imagine!"Characters are just thrown around with all their soul and history removed. Like the Robins are just an organization where Jason, Tim, Stephanie, and Duke are all peers and Dick is their leader. I genuinely don't understand how people claim to be fans of characters but cheer when everything about them short of their names and aspects of their visual design are stripped away. Their personalities, story arcs, and relationships to other characters are all changed.
>>155901399>Like all Absolute stories, it's full of modern politics and distortions of reality. (Criminals are notably white and not even like Italian mobsters. White supremacist gangs are treated as a common issue while black and Hispanic gangs are nonexistent.)You anti-woke faggots are exactly as tiresome as the woke shit you drone on about.>Their personalities, story arcs, and relationships to other characters are all changed.Well, yeah, that's the entire point.
>>155898315From what I have seen, it's slop.
>>155901283>No, you must love new popular thing. If you don't then you're a contrarian
>>155901457You like reading comics where they pretend the greatest threat to civilians are Neo-Nazis? Sorry, but I've seen a million security camera videos of blacks pushing old people in front of trains, stabbing random people, hitting random people over the head with bricks, just being absolute menaces. I can't suspend my disbelief and pretend the real criminals are people like me who don't want to live in a society where we allow murderers and muggers to walk free just because jailing them would be racist.
>>155901745>STILL seething over a throw-away panel from a forgettable comic book.I couldn't imagine being this much of a weak bitch.
>>155902303>there was only a tiny little turd in that salad you ordered, and you're still complaining about it?I don't know why you guys always act like swallowing shit and consuming awful media that hates you is a sign of strength.
>>155901745That story literally ends with Bruce looking small and distraught for not living up to his father's words. The priest character also mentions some outside force has been intentionally stoking negativity and leading boys and men to dark places. Do you even read the comics you complain about or did you just get all your opinions from outrage farmer e-celebs complaining about a single page for clicks? You are pickling your brain with outrage bait from third world content farms and now projecting that to all your media consumption and it's a damn shame that there doesn't seem to be any way to help you out of this hole.
>>155902496>the priest character also mentions some outside force has been intentionally stoking negativity and leading boys and men to dark places
>>155902329AB is indeed a terrible comic and it's written by a WHITE man starring a WHITE man. So, stop pretending that there's some kind of agenda against you.
>>155902658>dude, you've got a White hero who hates White people, whybaren't you happy?Because I'm not a self-hatijg faggot like the guy writing the comic. I'm guessing you're black since you're defending anti-White crap, you know that term you have called "coon" or "cooning" when a black guy is being anti-black to please White people, well that's what the writer of Absolute Batman is doing, but the other way around. No White person who doesn't hage themselves could ever enjoy this White coonery.
So is Absolute Wonder Woman ever going to scissor Absolute Zatanna or will DC chicken out and leave that tension unresolved?
>>155901399The real difference between Abs and regular Bats is that he never had a period of globetrotting and learning infinity crimefighting skills from the best teachers.
>>155902609>evil is stored in the assBeware of anyone packing cake.
>>155902739The best way to describe Absolute Batman is a blunt instrument whereas mainline Batman is a scalpel. Absolute Bruce is more anger and fury while mainline is more subtly and discipline. The problem is that /co/, especially the retard above, only focuses on the money difference
>>155899256Agreed, total Decent Human Being death>>155899271Kys faggot
>>155902721Yeah, Snyder totally is "self hating" and it's proven by his obsession with Batman (a white character). And btw, it might come as a breaking news to you, but white men are capable of evil.
>>155901457
>>155902806So, absolute Batman is just Jason?
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>>155898315I've seen people say this is about gnosticism because Darkseid is the demiurge but then they backpedal and say "uhhhh nooooo the world is good actually just do tikkun olam goyim"DC fans and their writers are actual midwits
>>155902860>the world is good actually just do tikkun olamcan anyone translate this gibberish
>>155902739Yeah, instead his parents are straight up talons of the court of owls and he has been secretly conditioned from birth to be the greatest mutant and strongest warrior to ever live. Abs batman is just damian again.
>Batman, but what if he rectangle
>>155902860>I've seen people say this is about gnosticismYou mean Batman or Absolute in general?
>>155902496>That story literally ends with Bruce looking small and distraught for not living up to his father's words. The priest character also mentions some outside force has been intentionally stoking negativity and leading boys and men to dark places.How does this contradict the fact that the story treats Neo-Nazi gangs as a serious issue while ignoring realistic depictions of crime? How does Darkseid making the universe render the political messages useless?
>>155902829You're not White, so just stop telling White people how they should feel and what they should think. It's not complicated. Mind your business.
>>155902887No, you don't get it, there's an in-universe reason to do the plot point the writer chose to do about making White people the ultimate evil that Darkseid could manifest, that makes it not woke!
>>155902892Everytime without fail.
>>155898315Its Batman but I dont have to worry about dumb tourist complaining about him being a billionaire
>>155902887I dont think the plot itself considers neonazis to be a serious issue in absolute. If nazis were ever a serious issue then there wouldnt be a diverse gotham. Centuries of established pro-white racism wouldnt mean that someone hates selena for being black and cass for being asian, it means there wouldnt be selena or cass. If anything, the plot implies that Darkseid and the Joker made a world that enforced diversity against the feeble resistance of a population that didnt desire it.
>>155902908Most of the so called "elites" who responsible for a lot of evil in out world are white.
>>155898315I'm a huge DC hater but seeing Nick Dragotta go from East of West to a massively popular Batman comic is pretty cool.
>>155902955Woah, no way dude! That's crazy! Guess we need to push random middle class White people in front of trains, that will show those evil elites who live in gated mansions and fly on private planes with private security around them at all hours.
>>155903137You really have no point and just want to be a victim.
>>155903194Id rather not be a victim of billionaires, is there a place i can sign up for that? I just to go in to the billionaires club and prove i also have white skin, and i can stop paying 1k for doctors visits, right?
>>155898617He's not even poor. Dude's a fucking city engineer.
>>155898315There's a page where Alfred describes Bruce as "Batman AF." Why don't you tell me.
>>155903212Like I said, you have no point. You were whining that AB is "anti-white" because it dared to show white men committing crimes because this apparently is "unrealistic" to you. You just want to feel victimized.
>>155902872Fixing the world newfag>>155902882Absolute
>>155902953People who complain about Neo-Nazis in real life live in overly diverse areas. Are argument is naive at best.
>>155903270It is unrealistic. Are you aware of reality? Can you name a white identarian group with higher membership than the block party on east 9th street in houston?
>>155903194No. I want the cis heterosexual white male privilege that was promised to me by the left, the alphabet soup groups, and ethnics.
>>155903270I don't care if a comic has White men being criminals, if their crimes are anything other than being White Nationalists. Wanting to live around your own people is not a real crime, and White Nationalists don't go around lynching people, all they want to do is live by themselves, they're not villians, and you're all sick fucks for punching them while they're down.
>>155898315>dude, Absolute Batman is not wokeA few posts later...>There's nothing woke about Batman killing Neo-Nazis and the ultimate evil that Darkseid can manifest being Neo-Nazis, fuck White people!It's all so tiresome.
They should have Absolute Batman beat up the Cornell 7, but make sure they're all blonde haired blue eyed White kids instead of an Asian, an Arab, and two black kids.
>>155903352Buddy you get all your opinions off secondhand shitposters
>>155903301White men and women are the ones who usually scream about the rights of faggots since the whole agenda started. It's your fault.
>>155903272>AbsoluteThey might have a point. You could see it in Metal too.
>>155903535>White people are bad because they're poor trailer trash racist chuds!>White people are bad because they're rich Epstein moustache twirlers!>White people are bad because they... are progressive and believe in LGBT equal rights!Really just throwing whatever shit you can at the wall to justify your bigotry aren't you?
>>155903352How would you interpret this part? Have you even seen these panels before? It's okay if you haven't. You can be honest here. We're all anonymous. You don't need to come up with a greentext strawman to save face. It's also okay if you think the Joker is cool and aspirational.
Notice how the shitposter has to reach hard for pol nonsense to talk shit on Absolute
>>155903561>justify your bigotry aren't youThat honestly got a laugh out of me. The lack of self-awareness.
>>155903562What do you think this panel says? The comic is saying that White Nationalism, White teenagers wanting to hang out with each other instead of being isolated and alone, or sucking black penises and speaking Spanish, is not only evil, but cosmically evil, metaphysically evil. This is a choice by Scott Snyder to loudly exclaim his plotical perspective through the rules and lore of a comic he is writing.Why would you think any of that is not anti-White? Are you braindead?
>>155903589>hurrr, I can't be a bigot, only White people can be bigots!Fucking kill yourself, dude. You suck.
>>155903605Careful with the edge. You are clearly such a snowflake and it would hurt you.
>>155900685I'm pretty sure he built it after getting a bunch of money from Black Mask by promising to leave him alone or something like that.
Can’t vouch for Absolute Batman but Absolute Wonder Woman and Absolute Superman are both very much worth your time, this universe rocks, it’s not grimdark, it’s grimhope
>>155903653>it's not grimdark, it's grimhopeDude, that's like le hecking punk rock! Live long and prosper! Bazinga!
>>155903672It works for me, I’m dumb goyim though, better than looking at youtube shorts all day like I usually do
>>155903552Not really, it's moreso Kabbalah with the tikkun olam shit, they aren't letting that universe just fucking disappear, they'd at least make all the heroes go to their own better universe
>>155901283K N I F E E A R S
>>155901321Indians are everywhere. Jeets love superhero aura shit.
>>155903725You sound like you enjoy Grant Troonison because he is a decent human being and a quirk chungus
>>155902955Epstein was nobody until he met Les 'MEGA Group' Wexner. "Let the goyim deal in the real world..."
>>155903725Have you read about Hindu mythology? It’s ripe fruit for capeshit stories, even the real life figures like Shivaji would make great cape heroes and villains
