Dan has just shouted your name to the sky. How does he exact his revenge upon you?
>>155899442I realized the other day at the Apple store trying to get my mom a new phone... I am Dan. I don't know when it happened but I'm Dan from Dan VS. The older I get the more I realize how he was generally in the right.
>>155899442He throatswabs me and turns me gay and addicted to cock, as a prank of course
>>155899442He sucks my dick and swallows my cum. I'd really hate for that to happen, hope he doesn't come through my unlocked door while I sleep in just my underwear.
>>155899442He takes one look at me and just leaves me aloneThat's his revenge
I'm surprised he didn't show up.
>>155899442I'm scared of him.