In the wake of Saitama vs Goku let us all remember that feats reign supreme over statements and chainscaling
>>155900045your mom lol
>>155900029I say I'm strong, therefore I am.Simple as.
>>155900055Kek got em!
Cucky Mario
come on anons behave this time.
KIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>155900091The first reply ought to mean the thread is doomed, so I wouldn't get your hopes up.
Mario the cuck...
statementGAWDS
>>155900029So can someone explain to me why Viltrumites aren’t considered universal when they have lots of universal scaling from Omnipotus, canon crossovers with Supreme, Spawn, etc?
LIPS ARE SLUUUUUURRRPPPPIIINGCOCK IS SPUUUUURRRTTTIIIIING
MIGHTY ACTION X
BANG BANG SHOOTING!
>>155900158They have bad mustaches.
https://youtu.be/2np28mC5dYg
DANGER! DANGER!DEATH THE CRISISDANGEROUS ZOMBIE!
>>155900158I don't know but the ultimate and final Death Battle redpill is that Omni-Man genuinely does beat Bardock, yes even the non-canon version
>>155900158Cause then you gotta do some extraversal fucking mental gymnastics to argue how this shit doesn't erase any grounds there could be to argue in favor of such scaling for them, either this or Kirkman outright stating Mark can't fly his way through the Earth's underground in the one episode that he wrote for season 4.Omnipotus scaling is a meme btw, that asshole died to a literal city tier villain biting his head off.
>>155900227Only if you take what Kirkman said about Omniman beating Superman seriously
Thanks to mcu synergy hulk will now be considered sub rubble and gravity level
>>155900240>Omnipotus scaling is a meme btw, that asshole died to a literal city tier villain biting his head off.Does that mean he jobs to Garlic Jr?
>>155900227Why would anyone think he doesn't? Bardock and 99% of saiyans are shitters
TATAKAETATAKAETATAKAE
>>155900149Oh god I remember the Pokémon animefags glazing Goodra nonstop for its 100% win rate (it was in two battles at the time)
>>155900280Yes!
>>155900320It was really funny watching it proceed to completely job in the Kalos League
>>155900133Hey they can't use that
Goodra footjob
>>155900240>>155900280>>155900321Is dinosaurus not one of the strongest in verse? How is that a downscale?
>>155900029Never forget, when someone says "statements" here they mean the omniscient narration describing a feat as it happens.
>>155900351No Goodra is for cuddles
OUTERMEGANIGGASHARTYSUGGSVERSAL THREMBOBILLION DIMENSIONAL ROCK.
Let's do this again.
>>155900427This would not be an issue for any Pokemon who knows Rock Smash
>>155900445He stops at Spawn because Spawn can accuse him of racial profiling
>>155900063oh you saw that X post too?
>>155900359Dinosaurus got oneshot by bombs that destroyed Las VegasAnd realistically he's even weaker than that, because he had to use multiple bombs to do it and he's obviously small in comparison to the blast surface area of a single bomb
>>155900497Dinosaurus obviously got stronger after that.Superman got oneshot by a gas station explosion in The Death of Superman.
>>155900523just say what the fuck it is
>>155900523Let me guess, it's Liam again?
*Surreptitiously heads to /dbs/*
>>155900519Superman isn't universal either, and only planet level on a good day
>>155900497Ok but durability doesn't equal strength
Thread fucking died because of AsuraGPT666, it was fucking real the whole time.
>>155900554That means Spider-Man doesn't scale to RhinoWhich Spider-Man is only building level
Is gta 6 going to fix hypergamy and the male loneliness epidemic ?
THE FORCE OF SMALL NUCLEAR BOMBS.
LOCK THE FUCK IN, EMU
>>155900567yeah and
>>155900085>>155900127>>155900187>MARIO MARIO MARIOCucky cuck Sonic yipping about his Mario master again
>>155900567>Which Spider-Man is only building levelYeah? Has Spider-Man ever destroyed anything bigger than building?
>>155900581you are a lonely autistic boomer. and that's okay
>>155900596isn't everyone
>>155900567DBZspic thought this was a gotcha.His whole character is “proportional strength of a spider”
BLOWS THAT COULD KILL A BULL.
>samenic actually mindbroken on repeat
>>155900552Goku also got oneshotted by a lasergun.
>>155900280I don't want to touch Garlic Jr with a ten foot pole. People use him to declare the Toei Dragon Ball cast are hyper-spatial because of the Dead Zone vortex he makes getting labeled as chōkūkan.Chōkūkan is usually the friend of anybody trying to wank up a Japanese fiction, because it gets used for basically any cases of special/esoteric spaces.Another example of chōkūkan being used in fiction is Sonic for Solaris. In general, I don't like invoking it because it assumes the authors mean something scientific when they really just mean something special and cool.
>>155900619>could, not Would
>>155900576Power scale Lucia's hairy anus
>>155900611I still got some time before resorting to begging zoomers for attention in my 40s via the only show that provided me comfort throughout my autistic life.
>>155900240Goku can't lift nearly that much though?
>>155900206>muh fanfic song that even then ends up being a literal non canon simulation of itselfYou truly think about being a cuckold all day, projecting shitnic
>>155900567Yes? Do you think he's supposed to be anything otherwise because the rhino can take down a building?
Thankfully in my verse it really is quite literally defined as infinite universes and a higher/greater dimension
>>155900576How on Earth would a game that encourages the player to always be playing be able to cure a loneliness epidemic? If anything, it is just going to encourage people to spend unreasonably.
kick.com/kinocasinogaming
I like the tohku chad and enjoy seeing his whimsical posts
>>155900240weaker than yhwach who lifted an entire city before his Nappa btw :D
>>155900206This is one of those normie projects that is so over the top it wraps around to being kino
>>155900359>Is dinosaurus not one of the strongest in verse?Not really, no, most of his dangerousness is a product of his wits but he's still marginally inferior to even the likes of Mark
Oh my god they switched fits
>>155900646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBInAgFq-XU
>>155900688>>155900729wtf
>>155900706your friends and family are married with kids while you do this everyday....
I'm going to need the story behind this movie were bandai and toei doing a promo collab during the time of this?
>>155900748>
>>155900729Powerscale this slop
>>155900029I had a dream I made a 2 hour long Goku vs Superman debunk video. Might expand the Goku vs Superman essay then.
>>155900764
Jannies won
Few more days until Gokufags get humbled again
>>155900748Isn't that the guy who begged his wife to get fucked with BBCs in every hole?
>>155900804KIIIINNNGGGGGGTOOOOOSSSSS!!!!
>>155900649Actually I meant to say that without scaling to Rhino Spidey is building level, It's not that I personally think he scales to Rhino, just that from the perspective of chain-scaling it should mean Spidey is strong as RhinoIf my collaborator does not like chain-scaling, than technically Spidey is building level because he has shown surviving missiles exploding, buildings collapsing and he has really good lifting featsObviously Spider-Man can't cause earthquakes that rape all of San Francisco but he can definitely tank them and he could definitely hurt someone who has the same durability as him
>>155900780BHARAT BVLL>>155900804That's not Simon the Digger however
>>155900768>I had a dreamyou are still dreamingWAKE UP ANON. WE MISS YOU
>>155900821That's just because Spiderman is lithe and delicate. If Spiderman was fat he'd easily be making earthquakes.
Post Spider-Man destroying a building with a bunchNot lifting, DESTROYING.Yeah, that's what I thought. Fucking wall level bitch!
>>155900842WAIT NOOOOO I MEANT PUNCH AHHHH I'M SO ESL!!! QUICK SAMENIC POST AI KEK PORN!!!
>>155900851>QUICK SAMENIC POST AI KEK PORNThat's a Mariofag tactic.
>>155900841Hmmm... Does that mean that if Spider-Man fights you in New York and is speed blitzing you, he could just eat so many free hot dogs from those guys who run the hot dog stands he saved so many, that he gets fat and can fight you head on?
>>155900879None of these instance are true black holes
>>155900887I think you could probably argue that the Pretty Black Hole at least has enough characteristics of a real black hole comparatively.
>>155900879Best part is how those were all real black holes
The strongest force in the universe is...EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!
>>155900904Not really. It's just heavier gravity and that's all.
>>155900912But it does get described as being too dense for light to escape.
>>155900883>Spider-Man vs All Might in New York>Spidey keeps dodging All Might and swings around the town to gather as many hot dogs as he can from all those stand keepers>Once gathering all the hot dogs, Spidey eats all of them and is capable of tanking All Might's hits while dishing out his destructive power>All Might gets tired from trying to hit the fat Spider-ManYeah.... Another Spider-CHAD win...
>>155900919A heavy blanket won't let light escape either.
>>155900554Why would you Say something like that to a flying brick excuse me... Just a brick its not like he fights shooting lasers or something like that
>>155900804>Sonic, Mario, Kratos, Goku, Vegeta, Spongebob, Saitama, Versuscuck, Broly, Beerus, Spiderman, Deku, Asta, Natsu, Naruto, Ichigo, Giovanni, Red, Blue, Every single male Kamen Rider, Ultraman, Jojo, Hulk, Superman, Spawn, Tien, Krillin, Buu, Jiren, All Might, Simon, Wukong, Mark Grayson, Nolan Grayson, Thragg, Luigi, SIlver, Tails, Knuckles, Jason, Denji, Yuji, Gojo, Sukuna, Makima, Dante, Vergil, Doom guy, Yoru, Ryu, Akuma, Ken, Guts, Every single Pokemon, Megaman, Megaman X OUT OF NOWHERE
>>155900946Can't argue with that I guess.
>>155900953Its the fucking invincible verse if there's anywhere where that logic applies to flying bricks it is definately this verse. Also it still applies either way just because you're bulked and can punch hard doesn't mean you're going to survive me stabbing you, shooting you with a gun or blowing you up with a rocket launcher. Saying someone's attacking output is weak because they didn't tank a nuke is fucking stupid. If we followed this logic of durability=strength to its logical conclusion then Goku can punch no stronger than a ring laser and everyone who loses to him downscales to that
>>155900804>155900984 OUT OF NOWHERE.
Supermanbros...
>>155900984>MinecraftCHADS not mentionedEEEEEEEEEEEEEto theYUUUUP
I ALWAYS COME BACK!
there's no serious way they let saitama win. No matter how shit Death Battle is they're not gonna fall to the "but he never lost before..." logic trap, surely.then again i don't really watch death battle but I know they tend to at least pretend to pay attention to all the feats and shit
>>155900946BLANKIETOOOOOSSSS
>>155901031vader > goku
>>155900804>ALL OF FICTION OUT OF NOWHERE>>155901006>PLEASE ALLAY, ARMADILLO, AXOLOTL, BAT, BEE, BLAZE, BOGGED, BREEZE, CAMEL, CAT, CAVE SPIDER, CHICKEN, COD, COW, CREAKING, CREEPER, DOLPHIN, DONKEY, DROWNED, ELDER GUARDIAN, ENDER DRAGON, ENDERMAN, ENDERMITE, EVOKER, FOX, FROG, GHAST, GIANT, GLOW SQUID, GOAT, GUARDIAN, HAPPY GHAST, HOGLIN, HORSE, HUSK, IRON GOLEM, LLAMA, MAGMA CUBE, MOOSHROOM, MULE, OCELOT, PANDA, PARROT, PHANTOM, PIG, PIGLIN, PIGLIN BRUTE, PILLAGER, POLAR BEAR, PUFFERFISH, RABBIT, RAVAGER, SALMON, SHEEP, SHULKER, SILVERFISH, SKELETON, SKELETON HORSE, SLIME, SNIFFER, SNOW GOLEM, SPIDER, SQUID, STRAY, STRIDER, TADPOLE, TRADER LLAMA, TROPICAL FISH, TURTLE, VEX, VILLAGER, VINDICATOR, WANDERING TRADER, WARDEN, WITCH, WITHER, WITHER SKELETON, WOLF, ZOGLIN, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE HORSE, ZOMBIE VILLAGER, ZOMBIFIED PIGLIN, CREAKING, PIGLIN, PLAYER FUCK ALEX FOR ME YABBBBAAAA DABBBAAAA DOOOOOOOOO
>>155901003>>155901031>>155901042Imagine if Death Battle argued these for OmniVader.
>>155900946>a single blanket BLITZES light>blankets resist cold temperatures>blankets completely block off monsters at nightFVVVAARRKK!!!!!!!!!!! is there fucking anything blankets DON'T win against??
>>155900804>155901047, 155901006, Terrarian and Steve OUT OF NOWHERE.
>>155900879Goku here was running at like 0.0001% strength and he still one-shot the black hole with minimal effort so congratulations on posting an out of context screencap I guess
I am currently cuddled up in my blanket, how powerful am I?
>>155900576Denjibro...
SWOOCE SWOOCE
>>155901092Sub-human retard level.
>>155901047I think SpongeBob, Luigi, and Pikachu are the only characters to appear in three sectors.
>>155901061Kill Epstein.
>>155901092You are perfectly safe from the monsters in your closet.
>>155901002jokes on you I have a husband
>>155900658Post PPP or Warski destroying a mountain
B-B-Beast!!!
>>155901123son
Low key I get the appeal of BBCYou love and respect your wife but every now and then you just want to see her completely wrecked and dominated so she doesn't get too uppity When a black man is the one doing it the humiliation for her is greater, and the feeling of a inferior human dominating someone you value is thrilling I often imagine myself as a black guy cucking myself with my own wife
>>155901092the boogeyman is HIDING behind CLOSETtos because of your blanket hax right now
>>155901120Am I safe from? >>155901098
Genuinely every man and woman alive should try BBC at some point, just getting fucked by a huge angry animal imprgenatung your asswomb and turning you into its sissy slut
>>155900869>QUICK SAMENIC POST AI KEK PORN>That's a Mariofag tactic.Nope, a sonicfag has been going schizo with ai generated porn for the past week
>>155901123We're proud of you.>T. the entirety of /dbg/>>155901138No.
>>155901136Is h-h-he gonna go...? I'm fucking scared right now...
>>155901134Too much info, Astabro.
>>155901134
>>155900879>>155900887
>>155901154
>>155901138Yes. That anon will never know the protection of blanket.
BLANKETOS
>>155901168AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!>>155901151GET AWAY!!!! GET AWAY!!!!
>>155901171Wrong.>>155901178BOO!!!
>>155901168Dude you can't post this shit it's actually fucking nauseating, I physically flinched from this.
>>155901186STOP IT!!! KRATOS!!! SAVE ME!!! PLEASE GET HERE AS FAST AS LIGHT!!!
>>155901000Yeah but dinosaurus fought mark even killed one of his clonesSaying that is a bit disingenuous
>>155901200>As fast as lightBut he is massively faster than that, look at him go!
>>155901134I thought it was weird when Gojo said this in his Death Battle
>>155901200Kratos cannot help you.>>155901221PROVABLY!!!
>>155901231I agree with the right
>>155901231
>>155901257That's the joke
I want a girlfriend so bad brosI'm so sad, tired and lonely, I want someone to snuggle with and someone to dote on and help when they're feeling sad and make happy/cute memories with
>>155901257I like how there's a skeleton kung fu posing at the end of that wall of text.
Monsters in closet job to courage btw
>>155901261>>155901263
This fucking series...
>>155900085>>155900127>>155900187CANONROO!!!
>>155901262>Puts on wig, dress and chops off my dickCan I be your giwlfrwend anonnnnnn :3
>Steals your costume>Tries to BBC your girl (A fat white women, mind you)>Tries to steal your entire identityOhhhhhhhh cucky Mark...
>>155900206FUNNY!
>>155901262Denjibro...
>>155901295>(A fat white women, mind you)SonicYUM
The problem is that if you don't have a girlfriend by the time you hit 23 or 24 or so then that's basically it, all women will brand you a hateful evil incel and say you get everything you deserve. Sucks but them's the breaks. Maybe bend over and take a dick up your ass, you might enjoy it
Erm actually the percentage of trans women who get bottom surgery is actually pretty small
>>155901295>gets his ass kicked because he's not invincible>eve rejects him>have a mental breakdown after murdering your own brother, and parents with your crack hoe gfMark gets cucked by an alien nigga who wants Eve to abandon her daughter for the big blue cock
>>155901284Nta but I'd rather have a girlfriend who actually enjoys having a dick
>>155901273The fact that this makes sense in context is funny
>>155900869TRVTH.
>schizo says ultraman begs for his wife to be BBC'd>when Japan is actually afraid of black peopleKek.
>>155901295What could Kirkyman have possibly meant by this?
>>155901295>Black guy goes for a fat white girlWhy does this happen so much?
>>155901348
>>155901350It's his fetish
>>155901330>>155901295Kirkman is a faggot why people like this shit?
>>155901325Lmao I'll be the one dicking the boys up the ass
>>155900206Bowser was trying to TEACH Mario...
>Schizos chimp out for BBC in Ultraman.>The Black and Red Ultraman, Ultraman Belial, gets rejected by Mother of Ultra.
>>155901360
>>155901363
>Savage Dragon and Bomb Queen died for Walking Dead and Invincible.Shame...
Can someone post the Oliver astroodragon pics? Need a wank
Mark's mom is so fucking hot
>>155901395>Post [SHOTAFAG FANTASIES]Favorite character?
>Mark leaves for 5 years via Time paradox>Eve accepts he died and fucks Kubian>Mark comes back>His daughter forgets who he is>Finds out his wife has taking big blue dick>Blue alien is just a black guy with dreads in blue spray paint
>>155901416>>155901350
>>155901415Hal Jordan
Could he cuck mark and get him to watch him with Eve and Gwen?
>>155901449Leave my nigga Kevin out of this weird cuck shit, the only woman he needs is his car.
>>155901408Everyone is saying this.
>>155901449I don't know who that is
>>155901463Snapper Car from Justice League Unlimited?
>>155901408Is your first name "Paul", perchance?
>>155901449Yes. But he would be this is good timeline Kevin and not bad time line kevin
ENTERRRRRRRRR
>>155901408Oliver...
>>155901463Sorry to hear about you being too poor to afford cable growing up anon
>>155901371Belial was a power hungry asshole who got too close to the Plasma Spark and pissed off the Father and Mother of Ultra. He's quite literally the reason Ultraseven lashed out at Zero and had him go on a training arc. Selfishness is very frowned upon in the land of light. And after he broke out of prison he went on a rampage and Zero had to deal with his spiteful ass AGAIN.
>TFW you can permanently nerf or buff a composite character when they enter public domain, since your version is as valid as any other
My schizo theory: Kamen rider boomer is Ultrafag.Pretty out there I know, but I think he changes persona when nobody give him any attention.
>>155901514I just want to see Saitama SPLATTER him
What is wrong with you faggots, If you want to watch your girlfriend get fucked by niggers then go out and give them your address and let them come by unannounced so they can gangrape her while they shoot you in the stomach because they don't actually know how to fire a weapon properly and rob your houseIf you want to get fucked by trannies go to your city's gayborhood and take your pants offIf you want to get shit and pissed on, go to pretty much ANY public restroomThis world is so fucked if you people are all there is, go out and do as many crimes as you can before the law shows up and then kys if this is all you'll ever be
>>155901551in 2036 goku fans will make versions of superman that have no powers and instantly die to ki and this affects the composite.
Full Composite Beerus is able to change the title of Dragon Ball Super based on the Dragon Ball Super Beerus opening.
>>155901551Mickeybros...
>>155901514>dead goku in space
>>155901578You'll probably be rewriting the DC cosmology then.
>>155901585Beerus gets cucked by Nuly's big monkey coccus
>>155901514Something about this edit looks awkward, I think it's the arms
can i get more kamen rider webms? I like watching them
>>155901463>"Dude Alien Force is so iconic, everyone knows it"
>>155901614
>>155901551FrankensteinGODS... We are beating The Hulk!!!
>>155901617UAF was always dog shit but big chill was the coolest alien design in the show
>>155901551Composite Lovecraft GAPES your verse.
>>155901617because kevin debuted in alien force of course.
wtf is PPP dressed up as?Why didn't he just cosplay mad hatter??
>>155901638This version of Kevin did debut on alien force, since they retconned him to actually be an alien half breed
>>155901643May I have some context, please?I don't know what I'm looking at.
>>155901643PPP jobs to Metokur btwSo does Warski with chainscaling from Destiny
I fuckin love this trope
Is it true that boruto is non-canon now?
>>155901706It may as well be
Oh fuck it's the guy who rapes Naruto
>>155901706no the new series getting made is a prequel to Boruto.
>>155901706It is more like Kishimoto described Boruto as not his work. Which could be read either way.
>>155901634>Mindbreaks almost any author and psychoanalytic scholar since the previous century>Most people describe demons and cosmic horror as "lovecraftian">Made Marvel writers downgrade TOAA by having the mother of all horrors be his source, rendering their G_D pseudo omnipotent>Influenced all of PersonaThis is why we shouldn't let autistic people with pens near aquariums
>>155901724He's loves Mayo Donuts
>>155901668Destiny the streamer is a gay cuck who takes BBC irlDestiny the game is a shitty game and even shittier verse, warframe no diffs
>>155901663>>155900658
>>155901739Fuck mixed him up with the secondary rider ignore me lol
>>155901757It's a streamer thing?Nevermind, I'm not interested anymore.
>>155901739>>155901767And now this dude is here lol
>>155901777how old are you dude?
>>155901738*italians
>>155901740Guardian still beats Warrior of Light
>>155901740Okay, but Ridley vs Taniks would be hype af
>>155901738>>155901634Who should CHADthotep fight in a DEATH BATTLE?https://youtu.be/Pi6aRRx-YQc
>>155901789We shouldn't let Italians with pens near aquariums or autistic people near Italians?
The fruity one is here now
>>155900029WowThat Quicksilver victim is really fast
>>155901801Lucifer to BTFO DCucks and their cosmology
>>155901788I was born many days ago.I didn't count them.
>>155901815Fruit samurai is cool
>>155900055Mom?
The only good character was Cayde-6 and they killed him off. It's just Halo if it was written by World of Warcraft writers.
>>155901801>Tier 1-AG-GULP! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!
>>155901827What's funny is that even Vertigo DC doesn't have R>F because the Presence is causally reliant on lower beings to exist.
>>155900085Sonic unironically does win with the revamped scaling of Mewtwo vs Shadow and Cell vs Metal since Fraudrio isn't Multi, just Uni.
>>155901801N>>155901827Nobody unfortunately, Lovecraft is too... "Problematic"
>>155901738>Mindbreaks almost any [ITALIAN]/author and psychoanalytic/[ITALIAN] [ITALIAN]/scholar since the previous century/[ITALIAN]>Most people describe demons/[ITALIANS] and cosmic/[ITALIAN] horror/[ITALIAN] as "lovecraftian/[ITALIAN]">Made Marvel/[ITALIAN] writers/[ITALIANS] downgrade TOAA/[ITALIANS] by having the mother/[ITALIANS] of all/[ITALIAN] horrors/[ITALIANS] be his source/[ITALIAN], rendering their G_D/[ITALIAN] pseudo omnipotent/[ITALIAN]>Influenced all/[ITALIANS] of Persona/[ITALIANS]>This is why we/[ITALIANS] shouldn't let autistic/[ITALIAN] people/[ITALIANS] with pens/[ITALIANS] near aquariums/[ITALIANS]Your possible substitutions
>>155901850we haven’t seen their updated Mario scaling though
>>155901846There is actually a huge fight going on right now in VSBW over some autists trying to downscale the outer gods, they are very butthurt.
>>155901850They literally put Bowser at Infinite Multiversal in Bowser vs Eggman sister
>>155901893Yeah VSBW is actually very moronic.I say this again: if you tolerate 1-A DC or Marvel, you tolerate it for any other franchise. Because DC and Marvel have THOUSANDS of fuck ups.
>>155901893They do it because Lovecraft is a heckin' bigot
>>155901893>Transcend their fiction to warp the mind of losers irlBOUNDLESS
Cucky Lovecraft, Cucky SCP, Cucky Downstreamers, Cucky Shinrabansho, Cucky TOAA, Cucky Honkai Gakuen, Cucky Honkai Impact, Cucky Honkai Star Rail, Cucky Umineko, Cucky Demonbane, Cucky Downgraded SissyBvlly VSBW
Name this squad, /dbg/
>>155901917Casper and friends
>>155901917Who gang
The WEAKEST 1-A...
>>155901957
>>155901872>Mindbreaks almost any Italian and Italian Italian since the previous Italian>Most people describe Italians and italian Italian as Italian>Made Italian Italians downgrade Italians by having the Italians of Italian Italians be his Italian, rendering their Italian psuedo Italian>Influenced Italians of Italians>This is why Italians shouldn't let Italian Italians with Italians near Italians
"The author is/was-"Why the FUCK should it matter?Why should I care?A good story is a good story, regardless of whether you disagree with its author and its contents or not.
>>155901893Dagon thinks he's part of the team KEKAROOOOO!https://youtu.be/rm23U0lhv2M?t=47
>>155901957But enough about SMT...
>Shinrabansho>Honkai Gakuen>Umineko>Demonbane>whatever Akuto Sai is from>Dies Irae>whatever Hajun is from>Shin Megami Tensei>Solo Leveling >Touhou I FIGHT TO BE THE MOST IRRELEVANT OUTSIDE OF POWERSCALING
>>155901957But enough about Warhammer 40k.
>>155901957Powerless decuck...
>>155902001>Putting SMT on that list>Touhou on that list>Umineko on that list...sir...
>>155902001>most irrelevant outside of powerscalingSonic out of NOWHERE
>>155901957But enough about the Xeelee.
>>155902001Touhou is fine without powerscaling bullshit its demographic is pedophiles and alcoholics
>>155901957Mineta...
>>155901979Unfortunately, Death Battle loves giving their fans the idea that they care so... Yeah.Also i think this was said by someone on the staff
>>155901827He looks like a basedjak>>155901801The crimson king?
>>155902001Erm, Persona and Honkai Star Rail are very large thoughie, and Umineko is one of the highest rated VNs on vndb, and Touhou was big in the 00s...There's only one game here that people actually play btw
>>155902001You forgot the Xeeleeverse and Hyperion Cantos
>>155902033What the fuck made these people so weak minded?
>>155901957But enough about Demonbane, Umineko, and Shinra Bansho.
>people want to feed Scarlet Kek to NyraNyraperman, please retcon punch this bitch again!
Okay fine I'll watch Drive and Gaim, movieI'm getting too sucked into this bullshit help me bros
Which matchup is better andrew detmer vs carrie or andrew detmer vs brightburn
>>155902039>PERSONA, SAVE MY FRANCHISE'S DWINDLING POPULARITY AND INFLUENCE AND MY STATEMENTS ARE YOURS!
>>155902059Rooster Teeth corporate mandates require inclusivity for general audience appeal, Death Battle is afraid of being edgy (despite their show being about killing beloved characters brutally)
>>155902039Only faggots like umineko
>>155902092SMT influenced Undertale you dumbass, it's not popular but to say it wasn't influential is a LIE
>>155902104RT is dead though?
>>155901850Max wank Mario vs Max wank Sonic would be the same as Bowser vs Eggman
>>155902086Carrie since she has a new series.Although i think Andrew wins that one since he's more aggro with his telekinesis and can fly.
>>155902080Gaim has a goofy premise but it works and Drive is cop and has some silly moments enjoy lol
>Keep Harry Potter off DB and give transphobia the middle finger
>>155902122we know which one is superior though
>>155902104>Death Battle is afraid of being edgyThey had Elfen Lied on though?!
>>155902122How was your first thought le indie rpg inspired by earthbound and not the monster collector genre retard
>>155902156I'm gonna watch W after the pac man movie LMAO. I'll probably watch the another ending trilogy on my own time.
>>155902033KEKAROO
>>155902033Malfoid won't get a match up...?
>>155902169Season 6 and it was to kill Carnage who is very evilWhen was the last time Death Battle gave a gory death to a beloved good guy character?
>Goku fights Saitama>notices his potential and lets him keep growing>Saitama learns about Ki, Flight, Ki barriers, Ki blasts, and eventually Ultra instinct>WAKU WAKU>Saitama keeps growing and accidentally murders Goku mid-fight
>>155901893Even if they succeed SMT Nyarl will still be indisputably 1-A and he is literally just Mythos Nyarl, they can do NOTHING but COPE.
>>155902202sonic
>>155902202Atom
>Petra: "You are a Death Battle candidate NO LONGER...">Malfoid: "I...never was..."
>>155902205Yeah looks like an SMT boss to me
>>155902200No.Sorry, Anon.
>>155902166Well, I did not give a shit about SMT's gameplay... But it's story is definitely more interesting, Undertroon's story is gay af and telling you to suck undyne's BBC (literally)>>155902172Oh shit I forgot SMT influenced Pokémon, I always thought of pokemon more as dragon quest influenced
>>155902216They said beloved
>>155902202
>Petra: you defend the ones who can misgender you, you could’ve been so much more…
>>155902216Season 7? Wasn't brutal but it was humiliating>>155902222Definitely that one, and it was like 3-4 years ago
OR>Saitama accidentally kills Chichi by mistakingg her head for a cockroach>stops on her until she's pulp>Goku gets angry>one shots Saitama
>"I can hear... Rowling's voice.">"... I do not."
>>155902241>thinks there’s only one routenot looking good kiddo
>>155902234Basedjaktopep..Scarlet chad.
>>155902263Nvm>>155902245This is the most recent example
>think I'm on /v/>look upI was wondering why everyone around here was so much more faggy
>>155902275
>>155902275>Scarlet cuckSuperhero Squad Show victim.
>Malfoid: "Your CRINGE is IMMEASURABLE. I am here to wreck vengeance upon your axeWOOOOOOUUUUND!">Petra: "I take YWNBAWs for breakfast. Have a taste of your own goddamn medicine."
The Apex of Adaptation…The Beasts of Betterment…The Crusaders of Conversion…The Dukes of Darwinism…The Emperors of Evolution…The Fuhrers of Fascimile…ENTER
>>155902282How powerful is Red Lantern AVGN?
>>155902307B-B-BUHB-B-BUHBEAAAAAAAAAAAAASTS!!!!
Ooooohhh SHIT
>"With this wall of text... I, The Scarlet Kek, will solo all of fiction!">Alright Squadies, It's time to HERO UP!>WHEN THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOUT NOW>WHO'S GONNA HERO UP!>WELL THEY MAY NOT GET ALONG BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING STRONG NOW>WHO'S GONNA HERO UP!>WHO'LL SAVE THE DAYYYYYYY>THE SUPERHERO SQUAAAAAAD>THEY'LL HERO UUUUUP... AGAAAIN!!!>SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!>SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!>WOLVERINE AND HULK ARE FIERCE>SCARLET MID ENDS UP IN TEARS>WHEN IRON MAN JOINS THE FIGHT>FALCON DARTS IN FROM THE SKY, SILVER SURFER BY HIS SIDE>THOR'S HAMMER HAS THUNDER'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!>who'll save the day...>THE SUPERHERO SQUAD>THEY'LL HERO UP...>AGAAAAAAIN!!!>SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!>SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!>SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!>SUPERHERO SQUAD.>"Errr, I hate those squadies!"
>>155902307>Nemesis over 682meh
>>155902307*CHADpies your adaptation*Done.
>>155902307...and Cell...
>Hulk smash little girl!Hey why you look at that, we have a ritual for the Scarlet King
>>155902297>>155902307Where is scp-682?
>>155902300Most insulting shit I've ever experienced.>>155902307>Nemesis.>Cell>Xavier(?)I don't remember those characters having the power of adaptation nor reactive evolution.Getter is missing from that picture.
>>155902307>CHADmesis over ShitChildP*rnNOW we’re talking
>>155902311Weaker than yellow lantern critic
>>155902359Sonic…
I kneel
>>155902307I see Amazo in the background but who's that penis behind them all?>>155902368Who's green lantern? ProJared or Cosmodore?
IIIII SLUUUURP TO BE THE SLURPEST ASLUUUURPDOESN'T MATTER COCK OR FACEI WILL SLURPPY SLURPPY SLURPYOU WILL SEE YOUR CUM ON MY FACE
>>155902307Why isn't that sentinel ripping Darwin apart?
>>155902297Shut up faggot
ENOUGHI AM HEREKNEEL
>>155902307>nullifies your shit
>>155902372Sonic would prefer ScatChildPorn however
>>155902307It's also disappointing that the artist chose REmake Nemesis instead of the better looking OG one.>>155902396I think it's Shin Godzilla.
>>155902406New Frieza theme song just dropped
>>155902378
>>155902307>>155902335>>155902357He is behind Doomsday look closer
>>155902417CHADperman won, Victoria.
>>155902396Godzilla
>>155902307...and Cell.
>>155902307Why does Godzilla look like a penis here?
Just imagine the levels of saltiness...
>>155902396Shin Godzilla
>>155902428Asta*
>>155902422Peptobismol! *faints*
Speaking of Nemesis...
>he's anklebiting againCHADsta won.
>>155902451Is there anyone Indian there?
>>155902422PEPTOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
>astaThat Twink is a victim to my BBC fr fr, he lookin' cute af! I gotta get some AI porn of him with a big ass!
What do you think of this matchup?
>>155902451Makes /dbg/ looks like kiddy play time
HE SAID IT BOYS
>Asta
>>155902468Mostly spanish-speaken people
>>155902475Plutonians potential could probably be wanked higher
>AAIIIEEEEE Bunker Busters are completely ripping me a new asshole in spite of literally every other Godzilla being able to tank Nukes!!!>S-surely my CHADaptation will make me immune to them now>Oh I can shoot my lazer out of my asshole and it leaves me completely immobile for a week? That's... okay... I guess...Is there a single more pathetic adaptKEK?
>>155902522Hey, those Bunker Busters are infinitely strong conceptual weapons.
Geats took me so far down the kamen rider rabbithole I ended up finding a forbidden goldmine
I am confused. What is the 'cuck'?
>>155902475Scion fucking murders Plutonian in every realistic scenario without trying. Plutonian is a fucking job shit who can't perfectly control his own powers or overpower radiation, his most destructive feat being throwing rocks from space since he can't destroy a planet otherwise, and he gets raped by basic gravity. Scion is less a superhero and more a literal magician using bullshit magic powers, who had to deliberately let himself get killed to be defeated. He can just pop Stilling once and Shitonian's psionic powers are gone and then gape him, and Shitonian can't do anything about it, because he's not even fighting Scion's real body, he's fighting a tulpa piloted from another dimension that can predict the future and know everything he's going to do. It's just not fair at all.
>>155902582It's what Robin is after Cyborg shot his load inside of you and got you pregnantRobin was watching from the shadows
>>155902613But Friend Cyborg does not shoot anything but sonic repulsar beams?
Has there ever been a /dbg/ mascot? Like someone Nate here who is supposed to represent the average /dbg/ user?If I were to throw some ideas>They have to be muscular af>They need to be brown>They need to have the Kratos stripe>They need to scream about any deranged fetish fantasies they have when someone tries to reason with them, but most occasionally it involves rape, anal and cuckoldry (with either them doing the cucking or their hero doing the fucking while they watch)>They always talk like kids saying "KEKKYPOOPY!", "KEKKYPOOPA!", "KEKKYPALOOZA!", "KEKKYCHOOKY!" and "FUNNYROO!">They do not like woman or anything that isn't feminine unless it gives them a boner>They are firm believers in Christ (or Allah)
Cease.
>>155902610What's a more fair matchup for Scion then
>>155902623she's got you there, cyborg lost the bibisi
DESISTS
>>155902639The impossible man.
>>155902623Is that what he calls his semen?
>>155902610>Scion after Tony tears his way into his gay ass dimension and overpowers himHe won't have to suffer long, but his shitty webnovel verse is going to die slow as Tony gapes every character to death.
>>155902639Someone like Etrigan or the Blue Devil (since the spear of Lucifer is also a shut down powers thing), which is also thematically better since Scion has the whole messiah theme going on. You could probably have argued Spawn too but Scion is below the Warrior and Thinker and the entities can only cause a supernova at best.
>>155902643On Tamaran, a bibisi is what you Earthlings call "the asscheek."
Scion vs Ultima Godzilla when.
>>155902675Blue Devil is a liar and a snake. He is clearly cyan.
>>155902671bro, cyborg ain't even got balls.
>>155902672Scion uses his ptv and breaks cucktonian psyche just by talking
>>155902681>Battle of the fraudsNice theme
>>155902703
>>155900133
>>155902703>>155902718Cyborg has robo balls and robo semen that are twice as virile as regular semen.
MAN! I haven't busted a nut in over 40 years, bro! You know what it's like to always live with the feeling you have to poop, BUT YOU CAN'T POOP NO MORE!?
>>155902628Oh and they need to make this expression Jiren makes whenever they go into detail about their homoerotic fantasies or say "KEKKYPACHOOCHOO!" after some guy watches his loved one die in a car crash (it was a death battle and he lost)
>>155902672When has Cucktonian ever shown the feats to do that? His ass needed an alien spaceship to travel across space. When his mommy and daddy put him in timeout at the end of time, he needed temu Doctor Who to come save his ass from suffering the Kars fate. He's potential man among the evil supermen expies.
>>155902708Path to Victory will 404 on him because he's a sub continental shitter against a guy who was multi solar as a low ball before he learned he can alter reality with his mind.
Moving on to Kamen Rider W now. I hear Sakamoto Ryouma from Fate is a good MU for them.
>>155902628We had Security Chimp for a bit. Just a random chimp in a police cap hired for the /dbg/ meet up.
>>155902728Can he make nigger baby bvlls tho? And does he make them stronger by breastfeeding them with his cock?
>>155902715>fraudonly one is a fraud and it ain't ultima :) but anyway i think ultima wins because the avatar passively destroys and ascends past infinite multiverses by existing.
>>155902737>Scion>Not a Potential ManBro was bullied to death,
>>155902744Why does Kamen Rider pick fights with characters from Fate?
>>155902728Anon, are you using Zone's porn animation as evidence? Again?
>>155902760wait that happened?
>>155901917gay power rangers
>>155902742>can do this>loses to whore with normal guns and green lantern but homosexual>would get gaped by other stronger Tony's like Tony Soprano and Tony Tony ChopperTonybros...
>>155902748Hmmm... Good question Kratosbro...
>>155902758They usually pick fights with assholes who look like this.
I can't stop asking questions...
>>155901706Yeah bore-uturd is woke trash
>>155902758Okay in defense of that one specifically...matching hats
>>155902764I can't wait for your reaction when you find out Billy the Blue Ranger was gay and that Jason did gay pornos after he left the show.
>>155902756Mean words hurt us all, even 1-As.
>>155901848DeadCompany is such satanic garbage
>>155902742Shit that doesnt matter if the stilling nullifies cucktonian psionic powers
>>155902764>gay power rangers
>yfw Kamen Rider has been in Marvel comics and is now getting a DC crossover.Stan Lee loved Tokusatsu.>Tried to bring Denziman over to the US>Snuck Ultraman monsters into Fantastic Four
>>155902765Tone.....
>Saban makes the Yellow ranger an Asian>She died because she was an Asian Driving
>>155902804>Snuck Ultraman monsters into Fantastic FourThat sounds cool, when did he do this?
>>155902813Dude, remember in the Ultimate Universe, to show they had a spy amongst the Avengers, they showed the entire team Tony fucking Black Widow, everyone didn't fucking care, but Pietro and Wanda went off to fuck?
Is this what they call "aura"
>>155902799>Peter Darker
>>155902744How do those Riders scale? Ryouma and Oryou are kind of a middler end servent who can go toe to toe with Nobunaga (who herself can burn cities to ash generally)
Omniman vs mr majestic Who wins?
>>155902827I'm about to find out
>>155902819They snuck Antlar and Miclas onto Monster Island in the Mole Man story archs. In 1990. They snuck the Ultraman Leo alien, Alien Flip in an X-men Cartoon episode.
>>155902824Ultimate Universe was only cool for its designs which inspired the ones in the earlier MCUThe writing was garbage
>>155902830Vulcan wins.
I'm glad Anissa got killed, we hate rapists here. You don't rape people, that's wrong.
>>155902852No, it's SAD because she was just following her cultural norms...
One more week SHITamacvcksOne more week until over a decade of your autismal trolling finally falls in on itself....
What is 'Marvel'? Wait, no. I remember them. Phoenix Force. Almost killed Garth because he turned into a phoenix. Their metal man was Russian.
>>155902852Yes ba saar we do not rape anyone but capeshitters se ba saar.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155902773Hmmm.... Good point.>>155902770Another good pointHenshinbros giving all the answers
>>155902852Oi, temee... did you just openly celebrate the murder of a woman in my halls?
>>155902877Timmy Turner in the movie special.
>>155902877Simon the Digger victim
>>155902866Gayth Edgenis? The pedotranny lover?
>respect woman juice guy is backSAMENIC! I NEED YOU SAMENIC!!!
>Godzilla vs Sonic #3 is out>Sonic ran from Godzilla TWICE, the second time, had to be saved by Mothra>Shadow gets captured by Smegman>Eggman has turned his Eggrobos into little MechaGodzillas.
>>155902903I stg I can't tell if this is the contract or Ultima being so outerversal he's influencing the writers
Average American highway
>>155902897Nooo, I think you call him 'Beast Boy'. He used to be called Changeling, you know. Also, I wasn't invited to the recent DC x Marvel crossover. I would have loved to hang out with the Captain Marvel Carol Danvers.
I'm getting out of here!
>>155902877God capeshit sucks ass
>>155902903Is there a bigger crossover merchant than Godzilla?
Star, you still haven't said sorry for calling Cyborg a 'CLANKER' with the hard R.>>155902933Ryu, Scooby Doo, Sonic, Hello Kitty.
>>155902924>capecuck spergingWhat else is new?
What the FUCK happened here
>>155902926SAMENIC!!! SAMENIC GET IN HERE PLEASE!!! THE FOIDS AND THEIR SIMPS ARE OUTNUMBERING US!!! SAVE THIS GENERAL!!!
>>155902933tbf godzilla is based for doing this. to win crossover battles just crossover with the other guy and beat them.
>>155902865>One more weekmore like 3 days
>>155902933
>>155902949Water damage and weather balloons.>>155902944The clanker had it coming....
>>155902951He's too scared to leave the bench with Tails...
I wonder why they decided to pass on a Halloween episode this year?
>>1559029583 more days till SHITama wankers break the internet with their coping and whining.
>>155902933Definitely Angry Birds>No dude we have transformers scaling we totally solo DK and PvZ trust
Phillip has got to be the whitest name for a Japanese dude
>>155902969They want to save Michael vs Leatherface for next year.
>>155902969Goku gets to fuck this after beating caped baldy? He's so lucky!!!
>>155902933Mario, he's the front runner for the Smash Bros series, had crossovers with Rare Ware, Capcom, and Hudson Soft stuff in the German Club Nintendo Comics, was the only video game character in the 'Japan's Heroes' festival, shared a manga with Godzilla, Ultraman Great, Jetman, Shaider, and Kamen Rider Black RX. He was in a Sonic comic, was in a Marvel "What If!?", collabed with WWE via Captain Lou, Sgt. Slaughter and Roddy Piper...
WELL THAT ESCALATED FUCKING QUICKLY
>Michael smurfing on an autistic special needs manNooticed.
>>155902988>Mario has marvel scalingTick tock SHITnicfags...
>>155902988also met fucking joe and mac.
>>155902983...Leatherface is just a retard with a chainsaw.
>SCAREDOFELDERLYPEOPLEchael MyersDone
>>155902988>German Club NintendoThe one where Mario opens and reads the Necronomicon is a classic.
>CHADrio cucked Thanos and fucked the embodiment of Death who should scale pretty high in the marvel cosmologyRATnicfags...
Oooh fancy
>>155902981The asian name of Phillip is a reference to the Phillipines dumbass
Isn't Myers also retarded? Hence why he is silent and all.
Whis drives like a woman
>>155903017Shit forgot image
What did we learn from this thread?
>>155903023Well EXCUUUUSE ME, princess!
>>155903035That Wario made friends with Satan, Chucky, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Kreuger, and several other horror icons?
>>1559029332BSora
WHOA HAG MONSTER
>>155903028Myers knows how to drive, operate technology and utilize tactical retreats to avoid the cops. In fact one of his most common moves is dressing someone else up in his mask and jumpsuit (since he genuinely has a million of them) to fool the cops as he makes a getaway. He's literally an expert in FLEEing.
>>155902999>>155903007>>155903011Jason will return as well to fight the creepy pasta sidekick of Slender-Man to line up with the new Crystal Lake show coming out, Ticci Toby. The connections is they're both undead revenants who feel no pain and are seemingly invulnerable, also something about obsessively wanting to avenge their dead female family member (Mom for Jason and Sister for Toby). Oh yeah and Horror.
>>155903037Ah yesFinallySora's real match.
>horror movie villainsAll SlenderGOD victims.
I can't tell if this is autism or dedication, or both
>>155903028Myers was high functioning autistic at most. Before the angle of him being empowered by the devil got confirmed he was driving cars normally and doing days long stalking and manipulating.
>>155903035Someone here is in gay marriagePost-OS Kevin Levin isn't that knownDeath Battle won't allow Lovecraft and Harry Potter on the showBlankets = Black HolesShitalians are lovecraftian horrors that embody everything epistemologically
>>155903078>Jeff the Killer's PREY
>>155903078>>155903052Pennywise victims
>JeffEyeless Jack's BITCH
>>155903052The only creepypasta match I'm interested in is this kino
Everyone above? Smile Dog victims.
>>155903043Wait a minute...https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=yorha_2b+sora_%28kingdom_hearts%29+Oh damn this is pretty good, I wish that were me ngl
>Eyeless JackLaughing Jacks cocksleeve!
>smile jobMal0 victim.
>>155903082I see.Is Jason also retarded?
Is it possible to be gay and have aura
>>155903140look at Madara
>>155903117>DOOOOOOOOD LE GOD IS AMERICAN>AHHHHHHH I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS SAVE ME DC COSMOLOGY>Doomsday Clock is why Manhattan stomps! It was also heckin' kino you chud! God bless for Grant Morrison and his platonic cosmology!Dr. Sharthattan should never be on Death Battle
>>155903134>Is Jason also retarded?Have you fucking seen what he looks like
>>155903078>Darkseid VICTIMIZER!FUARK
>>155903140Bejita proves it.
>Sirenhead's BUFFET
>>155903134Jason was a freakazoid mutant with the mind of a child yeah. Though that stopped mattering as much when he basically just became an undead murder monster.
>mal0HMOFAchad victim.
>>155903151DCuck will never be above 3-A because they systematically fuck up everything on that level.
>>155903151Only Night Owl and RorsCHAD should be on DB.
The Scarlet king vs the chaos king
Ain't Godzilla bigger than all these shit copypasta monsters and Something Awful Green Hornet creatures?
Is this what the average video game ROM/emulation site looks like to the eyes of /v/ posters
>>155903151>>155903176
>>155903152Like a decaying corpse.He didn't look like he had Down syndrome when he was alive though.>>155903169Is there an overlap between retards and horror killers?
>HMOFA/ADHG/ victim.
>>155903173Death Battle is still not letting Nixon win, Nixon has no winconAlso no fight potential, it's just Dr. Manhattan phasing through shit and tanking it while having a philosophical debate with Nixon about being trans o algo
>>155903192What?
>>155903176>>155903189I feel like comedian deserves a spot too, but unfortunately he's too heckin' problematic for DB
>>155903193TBF i don't know much about this Nixon so he might lose.DCuck still loses to infinity though.
>>155903198My wisdom is beyond your ken.
>>155903198Joe Biden...
>>155903173DeadCompany's entire cosmology is canonically restricted to Planetary btw.
That sounds gay without context
>>155903214The child sniffer himself
I hope homelander vs red keeper happens next year
>>155903206I admire this hating, but only if it's reserved for Morrison who started this cosmology bullshit
JONKLER
>>155903229yet biden never went to that funny island.
>>155903233The Goys will never return it's too weak and too shit written. The verse is a base Tanjiro victim in both categories.
>>155903190I think it was probably that the mentally ill were feared in general a lot so it made sense for more relatively "grounded" slasher villains to be retards of some kind.More esoteric ones like Freddy didn't need to be mentally unwell in that way by comparison.
>Aura so strong it's controlling the weather
>>155903239CHUDlander still kills Sonic and makes trannies irl ACK!
>>155903238All elites rape kids at some point or another.
>>155903245Huh.I find it amusing.
>>155903218Xeelee victim verse.
>>155903256Homolander couldn't even lift up a plane lol
>>155903269I can respect this. This is thought out. I argued with someone before that claimed 'Trump was there to SAVE the kids as an undercover CIA agent'.
Luffy got even more competition
>>155903206>DCuck still loses to infinity though.I always knew MOGGERvel was stronger.
>>155903283SHITvel isn't infinite either. Omniverse has an edge.
>>155903278Tbf the Epstein shit did come out during the last year of Orange Man's first electoral run in 2019But yeah he's most likely a nonce too despite inspiring some funny memes.
Death Battle when?
>>155903271Sonic couldn't lift a small metal ball
>>155903263Him vs JungleBunniesIn a bedBed Battle
>>155903299Raped and gaped by Mathrus
>>155903291The MCU is infinite at least.
KORRATOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>155903314>Mogged by the fucking MCULMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155903304Yeah but Base Sonic bare minimum scales to the Moon blowing up while capecucks in The Goys die to regular military ammo at the end of the shitty comic, so Sonic scales higher objectively. :/
>>155903320I mean the MCU is the more popular one despite having a crappier MJ and a retarded She-Hulk, along with a slew of other issues. Ig all of capeshit is pretty bad in its own way though, even the "good" ones.
>>155903316For ReyEither Star Wars or Avatar can avenge themselves since their last matches were losses for both.
PEDOverinecanucks.....
>horrorAll the Dead by Daylight Entity's bitches btw.>enslaves Leviathan and takes its cucky cenobites>enslaves Freddy and his cucky demon lords>enslaves Michael and his cucky satanism>enslaves Jason and his cucky necromancy>enslaves Ash and his cucky Deadites>enslaves Wesker and his cucky viruses>enslaves Dracula and his cucky vampirism>enslaves Vecna and his cucky DND>enslaves Amanda and her cucky Jigsaw traps>enslaves Ghost Face and his cucky phone lines>enslaves Demogorgon and his cucky netflix>enslaves Pyramid Head and his cucky guilt trip>enslaves Sadako and her cucky VHS tape>enslaves Chucky and his cucky voodoo>enslaves Xenomorphs and their cucky acid>enslaves Afton and his cucky australian shitposting>enslaves Ken Kaneki and his cucky rushed endings>enslaves trannies and tells them they look like this (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1710816722487.jpg)Crappypasta and Zalgo? Enslaved and turned into DLC. ShittyCP and Scarlet Cuck? Enslaved and turned into DLC. Backrooms? Turned into Map and Killer DLC and enslaved. Lovecraft? En-fucking slaved and de-colonized, turned into DLC. Stephen King (of bad writing)? Enslaved and turned into costume for The Clown.D O N E
>>155903364Wesker is for Liquid tho
>>155903351Nothing wrong with this.
>the vessels are fighting>good, the victor will make for a great host!
Oh ok
Zayum! Scarecrow gets to fuck this!?
>>155903377>garn47 victim
>>155903364>DBD Entity and his cucky killersBalancing team's bitch
>>155903396>BRAPfag victimDonePOW!
>>155903323>Sonic scales to blowing up the moon, that he needed tons of amps to do, and the moon was the size of a houseIf we're going to pretend [POWERSCALING AUTISM] like that is valid, you might as well scale Homelander to Superman
Doomsday vs scp-682 coming soon...
>>155903364>wood pallet level BITCH
Right off the bat they're fighting someone on a higher tier than MHA
>>155903441What happens if Doomsday wins?
>>155903364Also Kaneki is for cvcking Eren again
>>155903393Mysterio wins actually
>>155903423The Moon was normal sized lmfaooAnd even then there's the TimeEater shit and Homolander is like all the other capefaggots who are weak to standard ammo. Basic common sense tells you The Goyverse is a John Wick victim. xD
>>155903383Imagine a world where this aired on American tv as it was planned to
>>155903461Dckeks will be happy i guess
>>155903461It'll be wronghttps://g12dbfg.blogspot.com/2022/08/doomsday-vs-scp-682_24.html?m=1
>>155903467At least AOT has better animation lolAnd a better story
>>155903479The End was beaten by a rodent who needed amps after struggling against sub mountain Titans the entire game. Time Eater is also rock level and hurts Super Sonic with rocks. The Boys is weak but I remember at one point someone collapsed a street on top of Homelander and he was fine. That amount of rocks would have killed composite Shitnic
>Episode two has the blowjob brothers fighting a T-rex made of concrete rubbleI expected nothing less
>>155903519The Goys is bullet level canonicallySonic wins.
>>155903467Didn't you remember that silver haired niggas always lose DB? That's like a general rule of thumb. Even Gojo will likely lose against Kisuke or Sans when they bring him back. He'll follow the same route Raiden did.
>>155903529Sonic frequently gets damaged by bullets though? Samenic the disingenuous didn't play his games again I see
>T-The End is sub-mounta-ACKhttps://imgur.com/a/mH7WUoTThis? Oneshots all of DC btw.
I can tell there are lots of women who would commit total genocide to be in that position
>>155903467>Kaneki only mach 4Kind if seems like a lowball when he could dodge lightning from Arima
><Jiren becomes mindlessly obsessed with gaining power>becomes a monster>Asura craved power >became a monster>Thragg craved power from all his subjects in order to not die like his mentor>all viltrumites become monsters>xehanort sought power through darkness>became a monsterSo what can we learn from this?
Good fucking start. I'd go straight to Ep 3 but I'm close to passing out. gn /dbg/
>soon
>>155903473>Fear toxin dart
>>155903560Still surpassed bullet level. While The Goys hasn't. Point blank (pun intended).
ENOUGH!!
>>155903565Still seems like a large building level to me durability wise
>>155903580True power is not sought.It is simply self-evident and declared to be thus by the strong, such as Kingtos.
>>155903659https://saulsvsbattle.blogspot.com/2024/07/mysterio-vs-scarecrow-marvel-vs-dc.html?m=1Mysterio just blitzes and one-shots while Scarecrow is stuck in an inescapable illusion.
>>155903608i don't get the purpose of sharing your live commentary as you watch theses for hours, its not like you get that many replies if any at times
>>155903574Women in general are worthless retards.
>>155903697It's fun and, compared to other forms of shitposting, is dismissable, inoffensive, and harmless.
>>155903697Cuz its fun capecuck. Just like it will be when KR1 claps America's Ass.
>Shinrabansho>Honkai Gakuen>Umineko>Demonbane>whatever Akuto Sai is from>Dies Irae>whatever Hajun is from>Shin Megami Tensei>Solo Leveling>whatever Yogiri is from>Xeelee>Archie Sonic>Worm>Dragon Ball Heroes>Chinese webnovels in general>Lovecraft mythos>Saint SeiyaI FIGHT TO BE THE MOST IRRELEVANT OUTSIDE OF POWERSCALING
>>155903756You forgot SAO
>>155903204Comedian vs Kagetoki from Samurai ChamplooAlso.......
>>155903669Getting uppity mr paranatural entity?
>>155903669The wou victimizer has spoken
>>155903778.......Ozymandias vs Lady Eboshi from Princess Mononokehttps://versus-connections.fandom.com/wiki/Ozymandias_VS_Lady_Eboshi
>>155903796WOU wins.
>>155903733not your schizo
>>155903807In tooru epstein delusions
>>155903886Tooru beats Makima anyway but Makima will be more than likely fight any of these people if she returns, while Tooru fights 096.
>>155903895>Makima gets gaped by everyone but Alucard
>>155903895Forgot about Angela but yeah that's another match for her.
>>155903901How does she lose to the RWBYchick?
>>155903686>Mysterio is on par with the man who is always holding back vs the guy who can go toe-to-toe with his krane-fu against a guy in armor that allowed him to survive an rpg shot>Mysterio is FTLMysteriotos...
Alright, let's solve this once and for allWhich of these characters you look at and think to yourself; "no, you do not solo lil buddy and you aren't clapping anyone's cheeks"
>>155903910Makima's lives are finite, RWBYcunt's are not I imagine
>>155903927JUNGLEFEVor presses all those clowns simultaneously.
>>155903910That's one of the ones that is closer but Makima has no way to kill her so her so she'll just run out of jap lives eventually.
>>155903939Oh okay
>>155903943Okay true but I said which of those guys in the posted image isn't soloing shit
>>155903957Supershit
>>155903927how is that even a question dude it's fucking sonic, he doesn't even fit between the other two style-wise it just looks like when autismos hastily slap their self inserts into glitch production shows
>>155903950Does SHARTby win any of its matches?
>>155903973Murder Drones is a gem and makes dicklet losers seethe however and they win all their popular matchups
>>1559039752012 TMNT?
>>155904028TMNT won that actually, and 2012 was included.https://youtu.be/Ord2o8N9skI?si=jCl2EN57BYkXlQaehttps://youtu.be/3DLPiQy-VMM?si=yEbqQk_qQ-jURnxy
Islam won this thread.
>>155904034I'm saying only 2012, not composite
>>155904038>PEDOlamKikerael victim
>>155904053>Shows another warrior of Allah winningLz? You can have them all my friend, it's all yours! You've earned it!
I think the tranitors are falseflagging as /pol/ and /his/ posters in our threads to create and inflate artificial flame wars that break as many rules as possible to justify deleting dbg because they fear the power and chaddery of the halls. That's terror. Terror built into the system.
>>155904089Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>155904080Shitlam is still a group of Animal Abusing, Fagged out Pedoshttps://youtu.be/ZXCYh7TcKUw?si=oVxpgDUzGlYGT3e0https://youtu.be/Q9yTAZGDLFQ?si=M0pC9Cke6gII86AkI just thought Assad was funny, as funny as Jerry is. All Shittle Easterners are interchangeable to me.
>>155904089Is that Gus?
>>155904089>Nigga talks about the origins of Thor and reveals that Yahweh is a mythological figure>Stop bringing this /pol/ack shit to my threads!!! Fuck off!!!>Anyways the DC Cosmology is composed of platonic realms... What's that, Plato said the platonic realms can't be accurately depicted in art? Because art is already an imitation of an already flawed reality?>Fuck off chud! This is fiction! DC is platonic because I said so!
>>155904119Yahweh is realCAPESHITor is the myth
>>155902582This website.It's 4cuck.
>>155904104Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. For a several decades, there's been a conspiracy of tranitors against anonymous internet users.Number 1: In 2015, the percentage of shitposts and chadding on the internet was 90%. Now, it's only 5%.Number 2: In 2015, the percentage of useless tranitors ERPing all day in their IRC was 100%, now it's about 99%, they do it here now too.The tranitors are among us, and they blend in like doppelgangers, seeking to remove chaddery and replace it with trooning, and they'll use every ace up their sleeve. /pol/ posting, twitter drama, culture warring, screencaps, lust provoking off topic images....That's terror. Terror built into the system.
>>155904146
>>155904146Maybe you should try getting a job.
Shitflinging fights are so big you don't even know who you're shitposting for. That's terror. Terror built into the system.
>>155901818>cucky silver
DENTOOOOOONTOOOOOS!NSFsura...
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Amelia_Lonelyheart/Arthur:_Mighty_Mountains_orbital_home_runSh-sh-shit! Arthur solos my verse!
Debunk this
>>155904170>NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO FIGHT 47 TIERKWAB
>>155904197Only cuck is The Trash actually.
>>155904209INTchad then has DEFtard kill himself
>>155904208CSM, JJK, DS, Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Vinland Saga, Vagabond, The Climber, Death Note, Breaking Bad......
>>155904224Who? Dafuq is the board full of browns gonna do?
>>155904219>has cuck images savedWhy are marvelbros like this?
>>155904231>Bikini caused an earthquakeB-B-Beast!!!https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Amelia_Lonelyheart/Arthur:_Binky_makes_an_Earthquake
>Doesn't dispute The Trash being a cuckold>Thinks I'm a fellow capecuckBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO DKEKS REALLY?
>>155904247Bikini?
>>155904261Lucky Spider-Man.....
cuckynic still coping over his rodent being slower than The Chad
>>155904261>That tattoo on the left cheekKratosbro...
>>155904281Kratos is White?
>>155904295Kratos is an ally
I need some sleep.Goodnight, everyone.
>The DumbCvck forgot that DeadCompany isn't even low end Galaxy level when composited and DB already has CHADnic at Multiversal>Also forgot that CHADnic's cast were stronger in the official CHADnic/DeadCompany crossoverUh oh capecvcks
>>155904312Yikes
>"WHY IS THE PEDOPHILE FIGHTING OTHER PEDOPHILES?? AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS???"
>>155904359SONICSISTERS?!? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!
I keep taking Lz... And I keep sucking BBC...I am, Warrior-Z...