KEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWhen did the weak, jobbing cuck get assfucked by a mace?
>>155913483You are pathetic, Lokifag
>that second panel just the chad face
But that's some other guy
>>155913508>he didn’t even post the right guyKWAB
>>155913483That’s a parody of Thor from some other comic, it’s not even Thor, Lokifag, you braindead, diseased chimpanzee.
>>155913526>>155913508Lokifag doesn’t read comics. He gets all his information from the MCU and outer sources.
>>155913483Anon, that is not Thor is a designed metahuman created and tested in the Montana Super Range and then deployed in one of the US stealth hangars located in each United States city during the cold War.
>>155913483LokiAnon are you currently possessed or in direct communication with a trickster entity from hyperspace?
Also is it not just attached to his belt? I would assume some blood if it was up the butt. You are not getting that anywhere without problems and his underwear is also still on. Really, this is a miss.
>>155913700USA meta humans skin is in general very resistant. He probably walked that off.
>>155913783Gosh
>>155913687All schizos are workers for the actual Norse God Loki sent to make the board a more miserable place for the lulz. Lokifag is his most loyal follower, hence why he uses Marvel Loki as a falseflag. It all makes sense.
>>155914157>to make the board a more miserable place for the lulzFrom what I understand, tricksters just want to have fun. They stir up chaos to facilitate the generation of fun.
>>155913483But could Thor defeat Superman in a battle to the death?
This could work
>>155915894Sorry blondie, his dials go up to ELEVEN!
>>155913483If Jannies keep another Lokifag thread running for more than three days, I’m just gonna assume he’s fucking them or is a Janny himself.
>THIS EXPLOSIVE ORDINANCE IS ALL I HAVEEEEEEEMeteor: "I can...make a species go extinct..." *disintegrates*Nuke: "So can I."
Show a black hole destroying literally anything.
>Nuke, now back to his normal state, looks at Meteor in surprise. He had spent the entire fight with the scientists that launched him studying Meteor's composition and analyzing his movements, something Meteor had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Nuke discovered Meteor's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Nuke steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Meteor. "You produce the better explosion." Meteor is flattered, his pride swelling at Nuke's praise.>Nuke lowers his yield in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Meteor chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name on Nuke's shell.>Nuke reads the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Meaty-whore.">Meteor corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Meteor.">Suddenly, Meteor instantly reverts back into his powerless form of tiny frozen space debris. Before he can react properly, Nuke launches his head clean through Meteor's body, the force of the blow completely stopping his descent in the air. He opens up on impact, firing a radiation blast that tears through Meteor's body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of irradiated ashes.>Nuke stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Meteor. "You did just as good as Fat Man at Nagasaki," Nuke says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>155916012>>155915998Can you stop fucking around this is probably what got the last thread deleted
>>155916012I thought this shit was written by Robert kirkman
>>155916005
Very coolSeries has been unironic straight kino since the halfway point, glad I decided to check it out. Thanks kamenbros
>>155916018I can try, but it's not gonna last if there's nothing to talk about without memes or shitposts.
>>155916024Cyn could do this too.
>>155916026Welcome to the club
>>155916037Can she split a black hole the size of the moon just by kicking it really hard?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V46ciduAzwo
Do you know media with an interesting power system?
>>155916052She has complete control over singularities so she could just shut it OFF!
>Schizo spam thread attracts /dbg/ autists. The death of this board is actually welcomed.
>>155916070Don't be such a sourpuss anon, this thread can still be fun.
Reminder that Hulkfags:>Eat poop>Drink pee>Wear diapers>Shit in the diapers and eat them>Drink diarrhea
>>155916081T-that's not true...
>>155916076
>>155916070Big surprise too. Image Dump Fag had been extremely active by shamefully bumping threads, like he was always active between October to December. I saw two Sharkfag threads earlier today as well. Meanwhile, I got warned over being called out because some idiots thought I was someone else. The death knell for /co/ is all because of a lack of moderation in some threads, not because of some payable offer for a pass to bypass captchas.
ok this thread may have been a bit too stealthy after all
The only time the authority was ever tolerable was when Captain Atom killed them all.
>>155916578That means it's still alive.
stealth thread it is, then
GIVE ME A THREAD TO RISE TO I'LL CREATE IT
>>155916834/dbg/...
>>155916773Genuinely how many fucking verses would just completely shitstomp their respective MUs if they were scaled according to even one character's performance against the justice league in crossovers? I swear to god, those guys' only keep their book sales stable by jobbing nowadays
>>155916773proof or you're bullshitting
>>155916860>Literally everyone agrees that Omni-Man would obliterate Homelander>Superman who most people think is much stronger than Omni-Man is shown jobbing to Homelander in official mediaI know sales and popularity matters more than powerscaling, but sometimes I can't help but wonder if DC ever thinks about their crossovers before OK-ing them.
>>155916884Of course they don't, if that was the case they'd put some respectable effort into checking how most Homelander fans would rather watch him getting humbled by Supes, hell I think even the ones that actually look up to him would be okay with fucking Superman being the one kicking his ass
Look at this fatfuck
ENOUGH!!!
>>155916884If Homelander gets Superman scaling, then Omni-Man gets Mean Supreme scaling. Simple as.
>>155915909COULD it tho??
>>155916884Fucking Lex Luthor showed genuine terror towards that stupid bear from that Beneath the Trees serial killer comic, all of those out of universe DCKO crossovers were especially dogshit.
