DANGER! DANGER!DEATH THE CRISISDANGEROUS ZOMBIE!
Asura won.Aresbro lost.
Springtrap broke me
>>155925185Giants Vs Titans of Attack of Titan
Asura BROKE me...
>winsYup.
>>155925223Asura...
Please don't bring up Kratos or Springtrap in this thread. I'll do anything.
>not even discount aquaman levelIRONBROS...
>>155925248I was two seconds away, but for you? I won't :)
>has admitted to only being aroused by 'P>has a humiliation fetish>recorded himself masturbating to laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken>had garnered a large following on X by retweeting autism fetish content and Islamic porn.>drew himself farting on his followers>has also begged them to donate to his Cashapp with "SEND ME MONEY STUPID KEKS." accompanied by a photo of him flipping off the camera from behind, showing his bare asscheeks and his balls dangling down, alongside his rainbow clown pants dropped around his ankles.>used Discord and X to groom minors.>On Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P via Telegram and Matrix.>used multiple Telegram accounts, the most recent of which being the now-terminated Slaanesh, to access group chats filled with zoo porn.>sexually obsessed with cheese, editing cartoon cheese icons on top of pornography.>displayed post-nut clarity after accidentally overwriting his favorite R34 of Amy Rose from Sonic since he was unable to find the unedited image after this, leaving it "permanently cheesed".Who in all of fiction can replicate those feats?
>>155925223Aresbro…
>>155925185Cucky Miku.
Do you fear him?
>>155925256You were saying?
>>155925226Is he the strongest tech hero in fiction?>Can pilot all of his suits remotelyIs he beating Simon the Digger?
>>155925287Bvlly Barbie
>>155925185Kaiba's onahole is getting uppity
>>155925248>They bring him up anywayjeets can't help themselves
can we actually discuss a matchup? Kirbuu? Another battle royale? just something.
AxelionZinju RAPED and GAPED me…
>>155925308Let's discuss Kratos vs Asura.
Can this thread go 10 posts without mentioning>Asure>Kratos>Springtrap
>>155925287CHAD CHAD CHAD Sahur... Please spare Miku...
BEAST
KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSS
ROAAAAAAR!
>>155925262>:)
Cucky dragons.
Versus won.
Can this thread go 10 posts without mentioning>Asura>Kratos>Springtrap>Dragons>Saitama>Versus
>>155925352asura bro...
ILLUSIONTOS WON!realsura lost…
>Springtrap anklebiting then immediately hiding behind his bvll and master KratosNoticed.
>>155925308Akatsuki vs Warlords or Holy Knight could be funI think Vanitas or Ansem from Kingdom Hearts could have a fun army fight with the Unversed or Heartless but I don't know who'd they fight, maybe Diabolosmon
>>155925308Gunvolt vs Zero
>Dragons anklebiting again
Springtrap.Yujiro.Versus.Who's winning the most fraudulent anklebiter-off?
>>155925308I was asking who could fight Violator
I won btw
>>155925412is pennywise a good match?
>Spawn doesn't destroy a single planet, let alone a mountain or a city>Omni-Man can just wipe out entire countries by flying too fast
>>155925422Springtrap...
>>155925422Bruno Velazquez…
One Punch Man is gay.
>>155925422KINGSara
>>155925417Who's that guy carrying him?
>>155925431You see you'd think that would be good but Pennywise already has Freddy Krueger>>155925433His roar shook hell
>>155925439Isn't he the guy that fetched everyone's coffee, snacks and made sure their shoes were shined?
>>155925368When browsing /dbs/, one realizes just how much Gokulards bend over backwards to portray Goku as heroic, despite the fact that he's a deadbeat dad who risks the lives of everyone on Earth. He drops the fight with Buu to let Gotenks take over, hands Senzus to Cell and Moro, and causes the ToP. Goku is, by anyone's standards, a sociopathic manchild, but his idiot fans still thinks he's heroic.Diaperku cuts through all of these forced narratives. Gone are the Super Saiyan forms, the epic battles, and the usual reverence given to brainless eating machines in Shonen animes. In their place, we are given Goku as he truly is: a dumb baby subjecting everyone to his idiocy. The stupid grin on Diaperku's face embodies both the WAKU WAKU of Goku as well as the innocent cheer of a baby, thus showing how both are interchangeable. There is no difference between Goku and a baby.The presence of Gohan in the Diaperku meme is significant. Gohan is the one who suffers the most due to Goku's idiocy, and so portraying him as the one changing the diaper is quite appropriate. Gohan is battered by Cell due to Goku, abandoned as a child by Goku, and now he has to wipe up Goku's shit. Portraying Gohan as the caretaker also embodies how the intellectual Gohan is more of an adult than Goku, even as a child.The wallpaper with the faces of Goku's friends is also meaningful. Goku is supposedly a great hero, but the wallpaper consisting of his friends' faces implies that Goku is delusional, and is just a baby imagining all his adventures. This parallels how his fans imagine Goku as the hero, even after Toriyama explicitly said he isn't one, but in reality Goku is a brainless manchild.To summarize, Diaperku accurately lampoons every aspect of Goku: his mistreatment of his son, his stupidity/childishness, and the brown fans' shilling of the character. We should thank Bejitabros for bringing us such a laser-precise meme, and giving laughs for years to come.
>Isn't he the guy that fetched everyone's coffee, snacks and made sure their shoes were shined?
The HEAD of DioThe BRAIN of The JokerThe BODY of YujiroThe 20 FINGERS of SukunaThe SIGNIFICANT POUND OF FLESH lovingly transplanted of MakimaThe SUIT and SOUL of Springtrap/William AftonThe DEMONIC ENERGY of JachiYou. Do. The. Math.
>>155925452why is he bound to freddy kruger though? they have nothing in common
>>155925458Why are you confusing him with Kratos and his job at the Justice League?
>>155925395if the Akatsuki ever get a full episode together it’s definitely against the spiders
>>155925458No it was the DEI hire Mexican janitor.
>>155925395Holy Knights don't have enough members with feats.
>>155925477Kek this made me laugh
>>155925476>nothing in commonThey beef with children and feed off fear, who do you think is best for Freddy Krueger?
Since Cell ducked him, who can Garou fight now?
>>155925490Yuji is being RESPECTFULLY springlocked into an animatronic suit.
>>155925505the ratings in S3
>>155925505Thor.
ShigarakiVsMahitoTOOOOSSSSSSKratosVsAsurasura....
>>155925505Metal Sonic.
>>155925505>FAGrou
>>155925458Uhhh... That's not Silver in the Z-Fighters...
>>155925475This being would RAPE and GAPE Composite Fiction, Reality, and Possibility
>FAGtrap
>>155925433That's because he's a haxman and a loreman.If my memory serves, Spawn's comics might have nuclear power explosions and maybe higher level destruction, but I don't remember any destruction surpassing planetary level.
>>155925452yeah Freddy is probably the best with penny in over all attention and sense but I’d still say it’s a good alt for him atleast
>>155925479>insane unfair godstompThat would be lame
>>155925524Your hero?
>>155925479Itachi solos
>>155925543Why, Mario of course!
>>155925543You can't just make me choose between the entire cast of Versus, I love them all so much!
>>155925542yeah but hype moments and aura…
>>155925505>Skadooshhttps://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Po_Ping_(Canon)/Maskboiperson
>>155925548Pretty sure any individual Akatsuki member solos mid diff
>>155925571>Dies of radiation poisoning
>>155925572... except Sasori the jobber.
>>155925395Akatsuki should fight Espada.
>>155925576No.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKx6EuMZWM&t=97s&pp=2AFhkAIB
DANGEROUSZOMBIE
>>155925585Pretty sure Grimmjow just scaling diffsAlso Szayel has insane hax
>>155925585Akatsuki fights>STOMPING>STOMPEDpick your favorite
>>155925603They let the janitor say anything because he's Mexican and this image was from Biden's woke america
>They let the janitor say anything because he's Mexican and this image was from Biden's woke america
>>155925630You weren't meant to post that...
>>155925298Damn...
>>155925630>Affirmative action videoYep
>>155925571https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Po_(Canon,_Paws_of_Destiny)/TaiLung5000>Held his own against Jindiao, who had the absorbed the power of the Wellspring, which was described as endless and all the chi or life energy in the Universe. Should be equal to the Anti Chord and the Eternal Chord, which are capable of unmaking and reshaping the universe respectively. Fought Jindiao, who was capable of escaping from the Spirit World, a feat, requiring more power than the Spirit World itself, which is infinitely sized. The Wellspring gives all living creatures their strength and ability to live by granting chi, including the Shuyong Tree, which can create time with its seeds and fruit. His chi was enough to restore the entire Spirit Realm which is an alternate reality. Noted his chi keeps the Spirit Realm stable versus Kai's destructive chi. The Spirit World was called to be The Celestials Realm, a place of star fields, galaxies and nebulae. The Spirit World is a place, where there is no concepts of time and perspective is skewed. While the natural tendency is look up toward a Spirit World, as if to Heaven, The Spirit World is more of a world that exists in a separate plane into the other side, it's not up or down, the way we imagine the Heaven and Earth. Spirit Realm described as a different dimension. The Spirit Realm could be deseribed as a 360-degree environment, where the sky is fractured and structures shift in ways that seem to defy gravity, and that it is an endless place. The Spirit Realm is stated to be a whole new level of existance, or a higher plane, being above the Mortal World. Fought enemies fueled by the Wellspring, which is stated to be the source of all light in the universe. Staggered White Bone Demon with his chi.>>155925576>Heals himself with Chi>Skadooshes himself with Garou to the spirit realm
>>155925603>>155925630Stop posting this or else I’ll have a melty and spam that one WEBM of Chakravartin and call it an illusion. You wouldn’t want that… would you!?!?
>>155925521like four of those viewers were for asura btw.
Akatsuki vs Monster Association could be pretty goodRoughly similar firepower and some decent hax on both ends
>>155925571>>155925648>the guy that fetched everyone's coffee, snacks and made sure their shoes were shined
>>155925612how would the Akatsuki even see them besides Itachi or Obito if he counts
>>155925648But can Po destroy a mountain?
>>155925665lol
>>155925535I guess...But why have Freddy another time on the show?
>>155925332But does he actually scale to the 48-D or whatever cosmology digimon has?
saw this too
>>155925672I'll do you a better one
>>155925677Why did he fucking post that
>>155925695She's calling human resources because Kratos is immeasurably faster than Asura, not comparable
>>155925220Fatefags will see this and still think they can win.
>>155925677Kratos isn't even close to the most popular Sony character, what is Ben smoking?
>>155925677We were all thinking it.
>>155925700>No flying character can be seen here so that meteor is consistently bigger than the earthPoXIAN... I fucking kneel...
Does anyone even take Kratos seriously anymore?
>>155925679Freddy just has a lot to work with having his main thing being dreams and slasher villain
>>155925352getting a boy-bortion.
>>155925727Kratos is one of if not the most iconic /v/ character of all time, and possibly from anywhere in fiction. What are you smoking? You lost, son.
>>155925715It’s funnier that he deleted it.
>>155925700How many verses does this solo? Seems like a wall level feat.
>>155925715>>155925730he's such a fucking retard holy shit. he posted this days before the episode even aired.
>>155925734FriskDAMN!!!
>>155925734Annnnnd now I have to goon
>>155925749It was on this day that he decided to make asura vs kratos (it just took him 10 years as it takes him 10 years to do anything)
>>155925752Everyone already knew Kratos won. He needed them to realise this episode wasn’t a fight, it was a story, about a Master teaching a fool that he can be Better.
>>155925571>>155925648>>155925700>He's a fucking panda how are we losing!?
>VersuSISSY anklebiting
>>155925300>not blue beetle>not Ultron >not Shockwave>not Thanos>not Maker>not Brainiac >not Alexander LuthorTell me you don’t read comics without telling me you read comics
>>155925761Kino
>>155925746>only possiblyStop downplaying KINGtos. He's a household name. My local church took down their Christian imagery and replaced it with KINGtos.
>>155925775True I tried to watch asura's wrath and I just couldn't get into it. Asura has zero speaking lines other than grunts, growls and screaming so I couldn't follow along with anything.
>>155925734Hell no. He's a boring monotonous self-loathing faggot with as much personality as a cactus.
>>155925680Lucemon(child) doesn't scale to the entire cosmology no.
>>155925781wouldn’t really consider Thanos a tech guy more magical
>>155925794This was kratos punching asura right before >"this is not my end!"
>>155925781What no love for cyborg?
>>155925490Pre cursed energy Yuji rapes and gapes.
>>155925781Nobody gives a shit about cuckmics, CHADtoons won.Are these his matchups or people fights in the comics? Take your fucking meds.
>>155925585The Espada should fight Nobodies.
>>155925781Thanos isn’t a tech hero.Maker has no achievements at all, and the only arc where he did anything he was the dumb underling of a Gurlboss Evil Sue Storm who became Kang. Then Tony specifically broke out, revealed he was faking being captured, and easily outsmarted and btfoed him and defeated him solo and the arc ended with him in prison wallowing over the fact Sue cucked him again.Alexander Luthor’s suit is weak as fuck and shown equal to regular Luthor, he achieved what he did because he had access to the Anti Monitor’s technological corpse and the Fortress of Solitude.
Hulk would grab Po's soft squeezable belly and make him his fleshlight while pressing his other hand into Tigress's chest to squash her ribs to puncture her lungs. Laughing while she screams in pain. Hulk's seed shoots through Po and it becomes the noodle shop's new main course.
>>155925781>Blue BeetleChain-scaling merchant>The restNot heroesGassy retard award.
>featless giant from one’s side project HULK FOUGHT THE LITERAL MYTHICAL OLYMPIAN GIANTS
>>155925810Canontos
>>155925836>Bestiality and cuckoldry fantasiesSAMEnic approved.
>>155925845Not the same.
Cucky Deku.
>>155925332>lost to a few middle school kids
>>155925700>>155925732>>155925751You're just now finding out Po is OP? He whooped Iron Fist's ass 5 years ago.https://youtu.be/0zv66N5-Hq0
>>155925879>no Cyclop I’m not impressed
>>155925886Middle schoolers and high schoolers are unironically boundless on fiction let's be fair
>>155925836>Hulk would
>*use my hax to turn you into a woman">*use my hax to send you to an alternate universe full of horny futas*Justice has been served, my work here is done!
>>155925832>posts an Organization made up of like 6 non-Nobodies
>>155925902Kratos would do this if he caught Asura being homophobic.
Post characters that rape Makima.
Asura broke you. His mere existence mind raped you so hard you are forced to bring him up out of nowhere and ankle-bite him. He takes all your illusion slander/spam, anger and hatred and converts that into Wrath to protect the innocent. Why? Because he’s a HERO. He saved his universe from his omnipotent creator GOD, breaking Chakravartin’s QTEs and defying his fate to be a successor. He punched open a new future for all of humanity. He is a man of the people, the paragon of free will. You may hate him but he died so you can live without divine intervention controlling (You). He forgives you, whether or not you discard your MONSTROUS ways.
>>155925832Every single one of those characters is just Xehanort in a different skin suit
>>155925924Yap Yap Yap didn’t read.Kratos oneshot you for trying to take out your “wrath” on innocents as always.
Principal KINGtos beat up Asura in the school parking lot after he said that Drag Queen Storytime wasn't cool and he didn't want his daughter exposed to that
>>155925922>Music ChadsterI kneel...
>HULK RAPE TRANIMALS!>HULK BEST ANIMAL RAPIST THERE IS!!!
>>155925922post batman NOT driving him bats.
>>155925899>Middle schoolers and high schoolersWhen you’re higher as a co-ed gym teacher
>>155925944>Batman! Always Batman! Always driving villains bats!
>>155925936Or more like he fell asleep at his desk and dreamt he did that, and destroyed a universe and a mountain.
>>155925926Nah they're just part Xehanort and have their personalities unchangedI'm also pretty sure that Xion in particular is still part Xehanort since all the other RO13 members got killed as Nobodies meaning they probably lost the Nort juice, except her she just kinda switched sides
Kingtos! Always Kingtos! Always raping monsters ass!
>>155925936mold…>>155925958GOLD!
>>155925845
>MUTTbie>AI Slop>Incel Banner and ZOOFUCKERulk>SHITosSTACYku CHADsune victims
>>155925964Being honest I forgot who has and hasn't been Norted
>>155925832I can't even fucking tell Terranort, Youngnort, and Xemnas apart
>Versusfag wants to anklebite>shit on him>falseflagging startsSee?
How did Hatsune Miku become such a trans icon?
>>155925994Hulkbro we know you posted that fanfic of you fucking Po
>>155925902Xipa did this to Sensei...
>>155925924I really don't know why death battle had it in for them so badly lol
Why did Moro drop the ball?
>>155925893>Satan's numberHoly shit Taoism is satanic
>>155926006Moro was always shit. We badly miss Devilartemis
>>155925942post the luffy condom
>>155926005Death Battle understands that the loser is always a weak sissy. This is why the losers in the animation tend to be the aggressors (anklebiters), tend to come across as evil or antagonistic or stupid, and always are reduced to a pathetic state before they get oneshot like the little bitch they are
Ohhhh Madokeks...https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hulk+madoka_kaname+
>TRANNYsune WEAKku
>>155926028Genuinely all of asura's wraths lines in the fight are just >RUUUUAAUUGH>RAAAHHHHGHHHH>AAAUUGHHHH>SHUT UP>RRUUUUGHHHHH>*dies*You are a monster no longer.
>>155925836She? Hulk the projecting tranny.
>Death Battle understands that the loser is always a weak sissy. This is why the losers in the animation tend to be the aggressors (anklebiters), tend to come across as evil or antagonistic or stupid, and always are reduced to a pathetic state before they get oneshot like the little bitch they are
>>155926034>HULK STRONGEST PEDOPHILE THERE IS!!! HULK SMASH LITTLE GIRLS!!! HULK WON'T LISTEN TO PUNY STARK!!!
>>155926006Cause 3d takes less time to animate or something like that
>>155926028Yeah the winners should SODOMIZE the losers too! To teach them of course
>Genuinely all of asura's wraths lines in the fight are just>>RUUUUAAUUGH>>RAAAHHHHGHHHH>>AAAUUGHHHH>>SHUT UP>>RRUUUUGHHHHH>>*dies*>You are a monster no longer.
Music Meister unironically Solo's everyone in this thread
Every male in this thread is a walking Hulk fleshlight
>>155926067who the fuck is that
>>155926028Bill vs DiscordDoomsday vs HulkMario vs Sonic 2
>>155926051>>155926066like clockwork
>>155926011Young masters are satanic.
Yujiro needs to be humbled
The many Ls of Son Goku!
Big daddy Ginbak and uncle Jachi are busy with Mr. Hulk.Close the door.
>>155926090Why is Kiana Kaslana even there?
>>155926089Yes, but only "he" can do it...
>>155926090Superman kills everyone here for hurting his personal jobber without permission.
>>155926083>Mario vs Sonic 2Mario was justified in his desire to TEACH Söynic not to be a chair snatcher thoughever
HULK SMASH TWINKS!!!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hulk+spider-man+2boys+
>>155926090Why is Kirby there?
>>155926101To dodge her mistresses Noel Vermillion and Lucia...
>>155926116SonicDAMN!
Predictions for Next Time?
Is it gay to rape your male opponent or is it gay to be raped by a male opponent
>>155926101Fleeing from GODver.
>>155926116Do *SLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP* *POP!* ME next~~
>>155926132both are gay
>SISSYulkCosmology merchant, didn't even win against Godzilla that was puny banner
>>155926090Post Persona guy destroying a mountain.
>>155926090>Fight that Seiya or Goku wins high diff>Fight Joker loses if you don't let him ride the coat-tails of SMT>Fight Goku wins with no concept of difficulty>We've been over the GVS debate no one cares>Literally who gacha character >Fight Sora debatable loses>Fight Goku wins with no concept of difficulty>Depends on if it's Ultima or not>Fight Goku wins with high difficulty >Fight Gaim wins with no concept of difficulty
It's out.https://thoseguysthatquitvsblogs.blogspot.com/2026/10/shinji-ikari-vs-ultraman-neon-genesis.htmlEva won LMAO
>>155926137Asta...
>>155926129I have the feeling it's going to be a martial arts based matchup. So either something with Baki, or a fighting game, or maybe something WWE
Maybe you guys are gay.
>>155926132Nothing wrong with bending your opponent and fucking their ass while your balls plap against each other. That's how you TEACH them.
>>155926039How do you have no muscle mass like that
>>155925218>>155925761>>155925879>he wants to "study" them
>>155926138Only one can be gay
>>155926144To the surprise of no one.
>>155926136This is my girlfriend.
>>155926039How does a male have 0 muscle mass
>>155926136>Female character design in this gacha peaked with the Female MC Rare
>>155926144Nigga what is this shit?I was expecting the Goku vs Saitama blog!
>>155926144>At Infinite Synchronization, Shinji could repeatedly clash with Gendo Ikari after he had ascended to “godhood” and could pierce the Evangelion Imaginary, an entity residing within the transcendent Anti-Universe, with the Spears of Cassius & Longinus and “kill God” as he put it. Shinji’s Spear of WILLE would later perform the same feat, piercing Evangelion Imaginary even as it was actively resisting and pushing back and later rewriting all of all of reality with his new powers, perceiving the events of Evangelion as a fictional story and could reduce it all to storyboards. This all brings Shinji at his peak to 8-D treating the Anti-Universe as just a higher spatial dimension, up to Outerversal given the heavily implied R>F relationship between the Anti-Universe and the rest of the setting.>Shinji murders Mario, Sonic, Pokemon and Touhou for freeKEKADOODY!
>>155926172Stelle...
>>155926143I believe Sora would win against Goku. I don't like that MU though, both have better.
>>155925994Why would you post fake Hulk
>>155926136Cucky foid gets mogged by the lion kemoshota in sex appeal in her own game.
>>155926144Isn't that the site that said Red defeats Tai?
>Hulk originally>Radioactive shit made some guy's repressed anger turn into an entity that makes him a menace to the people around him>Hulk today>Durrrr he is like Satan you goy because the Kabbalah says that anger is heckin' evil listen to my Jewish tricks I put in the story he is like a vessel of Satan who's an aspect of God who isn't really an omnipotent tier 0 because he shat himself at the mother of all abominations>Hulk's strongest form is a manifestation of a Lovecraftian foid and isn't even related to Banner>God is like heckin' evil, Hulk scales to God btwFuck Ewing
>>155926172Stelle, I...
>>155926144ASUKAtos!ultrasura...
>>155926203Nah, different blog
Post your hero destroying a building. Not just a wall but the entire building.
>>155926143How can Goku effortlessly win against any of those characters when he's barely ice level
>HELP ME MINECRAFTWhich franchise ankle bite more by this point. Avatar or Sonic
>>155926181>Has outer scalingS-S-Simonbros... I thought we were the strongest gainax Mecha!!!
>>155926224Several of those characters are even weaker than that
The many Ws of Son Goku!
>>155926181Can anyone post Shinji destroying a planet? How about a moon? Possibly even a mountain?
A HERO among anime....
>>155926144>Tintin and TomokoWhat
>>155926228Simon is also outer with composite though.Besides, it says "it's implied" "outerversal" and that reeks of headcanon.
>>155926181This sounds like something it would take 2 seconds to completely Fraudcheck, but once again I honestly don't give a shit so I won't try
>>155926181As usual, no feats above mountain level.
>>155926249They have to be pulling these matchups out of their ass because who the fuck wants this as a matchup?
>>155926198What is Sora capable of on a truly solo level though?
Thank goodness my hero got to smurf against some jobber no one cares about rather than fight their more thematic matchup in Shinji.
>>155926234Goku gets effortlessly speedblitzed and oneshot by a Rasenshuriken or Magnet Rasengan
>>155926234>account based in Mexico funny
>>155926269Do either of those destroy mountains by any chance?
>it's been 3 years since the last time Star Wars appeard on Death BattleThey will probably do one pretty soon.
BVLLji will TEACH cucky simon
>>155926269>Rasenshuriken Has never killed anyone of importance >Magnet release Has never killed anyone
>>155926181>Mario, Sonic, Pokemon and Touhou How come we always have someone bring up these 4 every time some Random faggot has retarded Hyperversal scaling?
>Ultracucky gets raped 0-10>instant HBOCing, falseflagging and cryingHuh...
It was a day like any other. But for GAYren the GAY, he happened to be a few feet away from Beerus when he was horny. No one wants to be around Beerus when he's horny. "So you call yourself a PRIDE trooper eh mortal? Allow me to have you earn that title" he says to GAYren. With a booming "HAKAI" GAYren's clothes are instantly erased from every timeline. He starts having extremely GAY sex with GAYren at speeds Jiren only thought Dyspo could achieve. Before he knows it, Jiren's name becomes GAYren so fast that it happened before it happened. "S-S-So this is the power of universe 7's god of destruction BEERUS-SAMA..." GAYren says and then faints. The end.
>>155926280They'll do one after Star wars is announced for kingdom hearts 4
>LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH *Shinji punches Ultraman with his 8D possibly Outerversal AP*
>>155926281>Lelouch victims
>>155926281You are gassing up one of the biggest faggots in fiction... And his wanked scaling is still weaker than Simon's canonical lowball...
>>155926265Most of everything that happens in the franchise, according to the lore.I'm not a KH expert though.>>155926281Simon wins in my opinion.>>155926302???
>A meeting of repressed homosexualsShinji: Ouh.... I... I touched hands with Kowaru a little...Yukio Mishima: I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED CORPSES.Shinji: W-wha...?Mishima: HUGE WHITE COCKS CUMMING VIOLENTLY INSIDE MY MOUTHShinji: I-I dont get it...!Mishima: NOTHING HAPPENED AT NANKING *slices gut open*
>>155926286All 4 get wanked to being that strong by their fans and all 4 immediately get out on fraud watch the moment they fight anyone actually on that level
>>155926286>why are the [MOST FRAUDULENT SISSY ANKLEBITER VERSES OF THE HALLS] brought up whenever a newDEITY shows upYou tell me
>outerversal shinjiWe should had lynched capeshit fags/WH40K fags in the cross before they started to bring literal suggs nonsense to battleboarding.
>>155926267Godzilla?
Everyone in this thread is a JigC victim.
>>155926265He fights solo a whole lot>Armored Norts>Data fights>Yozora>Xemnas>Ansem>Sephiroth>Several Cups iircHe'd have Link Summons, Attractions, and Drives besides Limit restricted but even then Formchanges are still availableHe's not a Bond merchant really
Post Simon having an alive wife.
>>155926302Shinji yes. Simon? No.
>>155926295Yup yup
>>155926287Dude it's a fucking random blog not even G1 who gives a shit
>>155926282So what if those attacks don't kill people? Don't you know heroes don't kill because it's WRONG???
>>155926315You haven't heard of Outerversal Ninjago from the redditrannies
>>155926308As far as I know sonic gets at best 5 to 6D wankNo idea about Mario Pokemon at the absolute best gets to 5DTouhou is the one that gets ridiculous wank, but if you take said wank Reimu would one shot Outerversal Shinji anyways (has more layers apparently)
>>155926202Holy fucking TRVKE!!!
What if Death Battle says that Saitama wasn't motivated by a surge of battle emotion against Garou because Saitama has experienced it before against Crablante?
>>155926278>>155926282Hax baby don't gotta do shit
>>155926321>Link SummonsI don't see how having the mechanic that ruined Yugioh helps him but okay
>b-buh. BUHHHHHHHH>W-WHO CARES THAT I GOT RAPED>WAAHHHHHHHH
Shinji is still more CHADly in comparison to cucky simon
>>155926234Goku has no defense against all his cells being attacked at once.
>i-it's a fucking random blog not even G1 who gives a shitultraCOPE...
>>155926350It's a blog. Come to your own conclusions.
>>155926353Simon might be a cuck, but Shinji is a fag.
>>155926039This is why I think that Islamism is necessary
>>155926347>Mechanic that ruined YugiohYou mean pendulum?
>>155926350Bruce Banner...
>>155926265I mean let's be honest, despite what the games insist on, Goofy and Donald aren't doing shit to help 99% of the time.
>>155926355He can dodge or form a barrier you narufags are subhuman scum
>>155926371Warrior-P...
>>155926345>XYZ summons out of NOWHERE
>>155926326Something something Stopza something
>>155926364I'd rather be a faggot than a cuck because at least faggots can fuck asses
>>155926321I guess I am just struggling to see him much beyond a casual building buster.Also I'm probably biased because I think Pit should have won and/or gotten the Great Sacred Treasure.
>Gohan loses to Ultraman>FUCKKKK YEAHHHH!!! ULTRAS ON TOP BABY!!!! DRAGON FAGS ARE SCARED>Ultraman gets no diffed by Shinji>....um....just like...come to your own conclusions....o algo...Noticed.
>>155926387Shinji is exclusively bottoming for Kaworu.
>>155926394Hey. Retard. Two different characters.
>>155926389I can't like Shinji because Sakurai slobbering all over his cock and constantly shilling him ruined the series for me
>>155926377Goku isn't fast enough to dodge.
Crablante might be the key to Saitama’s success. Haired Saitama was weaker as Current Saitama is to Goku. Also Cell and Frieza is Goku’s downfall because despite having the ability to KILL them at any point, he chose to let them recover and power up. Evening giving them his energy and ki
>Number of people here that watched Sainto Pacos before this spic shilled it every thread: 0Number of people here that watched Sainto >Pacos after this spic shilled it every thread: 0Funny how this garbage is beyond salvation.
Tokusissies are unusually quiet. Did something happen? Did they get raped?
>>155926402*Pit lmao oops
>>155926405Sub sonic knifes are a threat to Naruto
>>155926402>Kirby out of nowhere
>>155926377Can you post Goku moving faster than light? Keep in mind Dypso is canonically slower than sound.
>Asura loses to Kratos>FUCKKKK YEAHHHH!!! KINGTOS ON TOP BABY!!!! CASHCOM FAGS ARE SCARED>Kratos gets no diffed by Spawn>....um....just like...come to your own conclusions....o algo...Noticed.
>>155926405>>155926417Someone post adult Sasuke getting blitzed and his rinnegan stabbed out by Boruto
>>155926415We know you're samefagging.
>>155926415Probably is being bullied in /dbs/ again for shilling his pedo shit
>>155926410GOKUSISTERS DISCORD MEETING NOW
>>155926418Is there a winning match up for Ruby?
>>155926347Nobody mentioned Synchros?
>>155926417Those sub sonic knives would blitz Goku
>>155926415Check the time zone
>>155926431>>FUCKKKK YEAHHHH!!! KINGTOS ON TOP BABY!!!! CASHCOM FAGS ARE SCAREDCan you show me one post where someone is genuinely saying this?
>>155926430Can you post naruto being faster than light without statements from a guide?
>>155926447Synchros unironically are the most fair mechanic behind fusion(not named albaz) and rituals
REITOOOOOOSSSAsukasura....
Cucky Ultraman.Cucky Kamen Rider.Cucky Versus.
>>155926347Sorry the Fusion discussion was LAST thread
>>155926457>black hole>only small town sizedI ____ WEAKLING
>>155926432KEKKYPOW!
>>155926458He scales to Kisame who vomits water at 4000x the speed of light. Done!
Raped. Gaped. TAVGHT.
Remember when Goku needed half a year just to travel a million kilometers?
>>155926461>Elfnotes/Angelechy>fairFavorite religion?
>>155926463Post Rei tanking Asuka's futa cock.
>>155926471Now what
>>155926430Ok
>>155926481It's should be obvious :^)
>>155926347You replied to the wrong post if you wanna talk about Rituals.
I don't know a thing about that but all I know is that my little bitch SISSYman better drag his loose boipussy here. I am feeling romantic.
>>155926486>small planet levelI H___ WEAKLING
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-Vjxeyd2TY>literally fucking time stopping in Dragon Ball is sub-sonic
>>155926347Nobody mentioned Special Summoning though?
>>155926487Dance if you're a sissy
>Wins with zero punches
0 FTL FEATS 0 SOLAR SYSTEM FEATS 0 PLANETARY FEATS 0 MOON LEVEL FEATS 0 CONTINENTAL FEATS AND JOBS TO KNIVES.I HATE GAY WEAKLING
I think dbg keeps forgetting this is the specific ultra they have to watch out for and not man-san because of ben and the crew having their eyes on him
I am not talking with anyone who says Saitama wins, it's obvious trolling, we all know they are letting Goku win. I don't care if the entire thread is fucking bored to the point they start collectively deluding themselves into thinking Saitama wins for "the heckin' schzuan sauce melties" like the obsessed cartel bores they are, I will not engage with that meaningfully and I'd rather post fatassed Sonic characters for me to goon to or others to laugh at.
>>155926487>energy blasts are lightMr Satan fired bullets at the energy blasts of a character billions of times stronger than Frieza btw
>>155926523Be better.
>>155926523Why did you describe Jojo but post Naruto?
>>155926389Pit doesn't win against Sora because Sora is lore and cosmology reliant, plus hax and some feats.Pit gets stomped, sadly.
>>155926524Why is he's so fucking cocky lmao
>>155926523Goku out of nowhere
>>155926526ZeroDAMN!
>>155926534Because they're the exact same lol
https://e-hentai.org/?f_cats=128&f_search=artist%3A%22kawaraya+a-ta%24%22+asuka+reiBvlly Asuka RAPES and GAPES Rei btw
>>155926524I think dbg doesn't know what the difference between any of these are and don't care enough to learn
>>155926523Kek Naruto is as gay as Saint Seiya or Capeshit
>>155926526>He honestly thinks Goku is going to winHe's going to get raped by math
>>155926540Body language
>>155926555>don't care enough to learnWho can blame them?
>>155926554>kawaraya+a-taWe ALL clicked this link.
>Shinji actually just RAPES and GAPES Ultraman and his entire verse...
>>155926557They turned him into a girl for the shitty Netflix remake btw.
>>155926555It's really embarrassing because man-san is arguably one of the weaker ultra variants
>>155926565Okay I'll admit that made me chuckle
Honestly I just want to suck a real man's cock. Don't really care about anything else.
They scaled Ultraman to the top of his cosmology and the rest of the Ultra's haxes btw.
>>155926526This guy draws furry femboys with hyper asses and cocks that fart and shit? (The cum looks a lot like it's white shit, it comes in massive quantities like it's fucking toothpaste from the hyper inflated furry femboy cocks) AND IT'S SUPER FUCKING HOT, I love the one with the femboys that fart too!
>>155926578Don't get ahead of yourself
>>155926585That's based and straight. We love women who used to be men here.
>>155926144They did not like ShinjiTOS winning.
>>155926286Those are his BVLLS and he is permanently mindbroken because of that
>>155926593Same...
>>155926441Ruby is like Invincible and Asriel, she gets gaped without blatant smurfing.
>>155926593>>155926610Shinji...
SHINJITOOOOOOOOS!!!Simonsura...
>>155926600Shut up cucky Ultrabitch. You're Shinji's cockslut now.
>>155926599That's gay. He should only draw women who used to be men and got genderswapped. That would be straight.
I need futa cocks in my mouth and ass right now.>But that's gay!I don't give a fuck nigga, I don't care about definitions, I will be straight and gay and bi and whatever the fuck I want. Pussy is BORING AS SHIT AND UGLY AND FEELS BAD NIGGER, COCK IS WAY BETTER, IF I COULD PUSH A BUTTON AND DELETE ALL PUSSY SHIT IN THE WORLD AND REPLACE THEM WITH PENISES, I WOULD>but that's insane!I DONT GIVE A FUCK NIGGER I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. IF I COULD PUSH A BUTTON AND MAKE EVERY BABY ON THE PLANET DIE RIGHT NOW I WOULD ALSO DO THAT JUST BE FUCKING CAUSEGIVE ME FUTA GIVE ME FUTA GIVE ME FUTA NOW TURN EVERY WOMAN FUTA FILL EVERY ASSHOLE WITH FUTA COCK NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>155926599How can you tease me so and not provide a source... mayhaps even a sample...
>>155926593Ngl I've grown accustomed to hyper cock in hentai, they super hot in femboys that I just want to put between my thighs and milk them and suck them dry to really humble that femboy, that will show that sissy who owns them!
>Shinji is canonically a homosexual lusting after cock>But the irrelevant blog tho!I see how it is
So you can post some random no name blog and everyone will just believe it like that?Wait, I just remembered the Red vs Tai blog, yes, people will believe fucking anything as long as the presentation is half decent
>>155926630Here nigga damnhttps://files.catbox.moe/pt360d.mp4
>>155926629MOAR
>>155926627How very Death battle related
