kid wizard chasing trendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsaUnGX_h5c
good on him
>men only want one thing
>>155933357It's a good trend
>>155933521It sure is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHscy5P8pI8
>>155933357>He finally made a Malfoid video.
>>155933357Keikaku doori da
POTTAH!
>Potter invites her to the Yule Ball but instead of the tsundere act she momentarily drops the mask to reveal her soft interior by getting really excited about going.
I wish we were in the world where Draco had a vagina instead of being a vagina
>>155933357>Malfoid thread that is actually /co/ FUUUUUUUCK
>>155934095
troon lovers come rescue me
>>155934184>suckin' on Donny's tooooeees....>SSLUUURRRPPP SLLLURPPP SLLLUUUURRPPP
>>155933357I'm fascinated he used green anon for this, the majority of normies who find this video will be confused as fuck at the green no face person.
>Kid Wizard using his channel so /co/ can have a Malfoid thread
Why this allowed but other animated Galfoy content isn’t?
>>155934209Think it was Raphy's toes
>>155934360>but other animated Galfoy content isn’t?You idiots used AI garbage
>>155933357>Legitimate on-topic reason to justify a Draco Galfoy threadYou're doing God's work, Skater McGee-I mean Kid Wizard.
/co/ answer the Galfoy quizGray eyes or green eyes?Should she have a pet? Which one?What should her Patronus be?What should her wand be?
The anime stuff is epichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-mEnY9lxTs
I need Malfoid greentexts
>>155934471Gray. Harry already has green eyes.
>>155933357Come back to me when he does a redhead.
>>155933357He really became another grifter
>>155933357>malfoidforced CIA tranny meme
>>155934630Calm down Rowling
>>155934584
>>155933357>doesn't end with her turning into an anthro ferret or somethingGAAAAAAAAY
>>155934630You keep claiming that in every thread on every board despite the fact that it's been universally proven false.
>>155934662Perfection.
>>155934630thisit's all ai spam>>155934731kys
>>155934630no one likes your fetish fag.ironic how 4chan is the only site that does this claim, meanwhile normalfags don't see it as what you say it is every time. Why do you hate fun?
>Mudblood!
>>155934745Ai is better than real western "artists" anyway
>>155934630trannies wholesale rejected this trend
>>155934471>Gray eyes or green eyes?Green to match Harry>Should she have a pet? Which one?No>What should her Patronus be?A doe to match Lily and pair with Harry>What should her wand be?Ebony, Dragon Heart strings
>>155934630Its more like a covid-tourist trend caused by retards who had zero clue nor interest in 'fandom' spaces that have seemingly never even conceived of the idea of genderbending fictional characters. People with self respect and don't pay twitter to make shitty posts would simply say Fem!Draco
Love that the trend is affirming womanhood isn't just what you're born with. Its literally magic, and valid
Harry Potter is not /co/. Embracing tranny shit to "own the libs" like declaring trannies have a medical condition instead of being a woman so that they can have free health care is more of a /pol/ thing. Anyone posting Harry Potter shit are offtopic and derailing /co/
>>155935225>Harry Potter is not /co/.Neither was Animorphs until a couple years ago, but that hasn't stopped us from having threads discussing it regularly hit bump limit for the last fifteen years.>blah blah /pol/ whinging blah blahFOTM threads are thing, and have been a thing for decades. If that bothers you, ignore them or else go be a faggot somewhere else.
>it's not even Harry POVThis sucks, I'm out.
>>155935309Honorary /co/ was a mistake and you know itWe should have had stronger borders
>>155935309There's no need to pretend you never got ass blasted when animorph threads were deleted. I remember you
>aislop spam thread
White fetish meme.
>>155935443here, have some art made by a human being
>>155934926>Trannies reject it wholesaleIf that's true why does >>155935494 prove that the capital of trannies partake in it?
They are trans artists. It makes sense that the ones making it are from those countries. You guys are stupid
You think malfoid is the stupidest forced meme ever until you see that one fanart that hits you in the feels.
>>155935494Surprised people from Myanmar are searching for Harry Potter memes, let alone have internet.
>>155935602
>>155933357Who?
>>155934926some of them do, but a lot of them don't because they think it somehow owns transphobic chuds to claim the character is trans. all they're really proving is that they have no idea what rule 63 is as well as the fact that it's been a big thing on the internet before anyone had ever even heard the term "cisgender". really it's just another example of troons trying to co-opt something that they have no business claiming. the only people getting mad about calling malfoid trans are the troons themselves because nobody is listening to their gaslighting.
>>155935494>people who do not have internet access are not searching the internet for memeswoah...
>>155935399Yes, and Malfoid would agreeFight for Malfoid
>>155933846What's the appeal?
>>155936191Mean girls
>>155933357>malfoidbasic-bitch tsundere with no unique traits that is probably a shill campaign to get harry potter back in the zeitgeist again in preparation for the show
sexoooo
>>155936233This. It's the "I can fix her" meme but worse. Many bitches aren't worth it and I don't know why people are obsessed with pairing her up with Potter Stu. Shippers are cancer.
>>155935382>wants Harry over Anon
>>155935494Indeed
>If you enjoy this attractive female character in a heterosexual romance, you are a tranny pushing an agenda
>>155934662Need Ronnie
>>155936515Its their usual projection when they see something they don't like. Troons are seething about this over on twitter and social media because it's Harry Potter relatedIts like when they spam calling people jeets for being against immigration, there's no real point beyond getting people to stop posting whatever is making wokoids angry
>>155936515Please understand, the average /co/ user has become so accustomed to lusting after brown underage stick figures they've forgotten what a real waifu looks like
>>155934630>reddit and 4chanObsessed with Eglin AFB slop>kiwifarms Literally no mention of malfoid anywhere
>>155936515>romance with HarryFine, good for fanfics and fixes some story telling beats>romance with anonLow effort emotional porn
>>155936464Well yes, that's how it works. I'm not that person called "Anon", used by complete losers to self insert (self insertion is really pathetic), I'm [ my real life name goes here ]. And since I, my real self, am not part of that universe, might as well enjoy watching a good drama between characters that belong to that universe, in this case Harry Potter with Draconia Malfoy.
The psyop worked, I bought Hogwarts Legacy for 5 bucks and got the Lego Harry Potter collection and all the movies on Blu-ray. Now all I need is a Malfoid Plushie and I'm set. Can't believe I'm a fan now.
>>155937053Eglin pushes tranny shit though. They hate malfoid and all things based and redpilled
>>155937086Hell yeah. Join the trans and go fusion movement. Accept the girl penis!
>>155936513And how exactly are real women not empty signifiers?
>>155934203>her face when neville decides to transition
>>155933357Eh. Not feelin this one. I got tired of harry potter 20 years ago.
>>155936191Bringing tsunderes to heel with lots of love and benis.
>>155937061You're also not Harry Potter. Sorry you had to find out this way.
Have the books been rewritten to have Draco as a girl and end up with Harry yet?
>>155936191No idea, anon. No idea.
>>155935602>hits you in the feelsIs that why this shit is being spammed everywhere? Did normies discover>tfw no gf posting? People seem to be acting like this is some sort of "movement", I wouldn't be surprised if legacy media picks up on it.
>>155938560>People seem to be acting like this is some sort of "movement"Yea. That part is fucking creepy. It feels like some weird beehive behavior, like all the male drones instinctively flocking to the perceived queen. The fact that she's a meme makes them hornier or something. That's why the meme creeped me out at first. But I saw some femdraco fanart while a song that reminds me of Hogwarts was playing and it hit me, Malfoid is actually kino
>>155936513>>155938177I like womenI like womenI like the concept of a womanI like to take that concept and reduce it to an objectI like to take those objects and put 'em in my videosHave them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes'Shit Fuck Stack' - Reggie Watts
>>155933357So what? eat a dick OP
>>155933357Kid Wizard can't do girls with any kind of abrasive personality. And he didn't even try here, he just made Dracona one of his standard ditzy sweetie pies. Plus there's no voice acting here. Sorry but this one was a flop.
Trendchasers are lame and gay
>>155936191blonde stacy tsunderes are the best kind of girl
>>155938662>how dare you enjoy new popular thing when you could be enjoying niche pretentious thing!?
>>155938559Can't believe I'm only connecting these dots now.
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>>155937086Grab some emulators and play the GB/GBA/PS1/PS2 games too.
>>155938831This retard has some of the worst character design takes I've ever seen, screw what he says
>>155933357>anonI do not like this
>>155938610I hate how everyone is so enamored by fucking r63. How many of these fags do you think even know what r63 is?
>AnonBased WizardHe should make a sequel ep with a R63 Harry next, and then Fem Ron for good measure
>>155937590>saying this when according to trannies he has just caused JKR to descend from her mansion and single-handedly killing every troon in the UK
Is this the biggest art trend of all time? Even Bowsette and Virgin Killer sweater didn't get this much stuff from this many people
>>155936515What romantic attraction? There was none in the source material.
>>155934920Get off of Twitter once in a while, Rajeed.
Post your favorite Malfoy design
>>155938434Some can’t be fixed
>>155939191dis
>>155939151Malfoid also wasn't a girl in the OG. But had he been the bones of a romance would exist and all his behavior towards Harry could be seen as tsundere.
>>155939329He's based on a girl bully JK had.
>>155939191I like 5head young malfoid.
>>155938831he angy
Now do Crabbe and Goyle work better as fat retard male simp bodyguards or as a mean girl trio?
>>155934630They wish kek
>>155939015I unironically had a crush on boy Draco when I was a kid so I was kind of doomed to fall for Dracina
>>1559392012D > 3D
If I could have my way with Hermione she wouldn't be Minister of Magic anymore. She'd be daddy's little cumslut instead.
>>155939436>5headThat’s a sixhead easy
>>155939462Big dumb thugs. Gives fun Mugsy/Rocky vibes instead of shitty mean girls.
>>155939586Fudge if he was based
>>155939376And JK should have just let that bully bitch be a girl, even if she'd make her a losing girl.Also imagine the shipping wars.
>>155934619my thought as well, heh *pushes up glasses*
>>155939651This guy got bullied by girls, lmao
>Trend created and enjoyed by straight men>Based on a property Troons and Reddit despise“The Troons must be behind this trend, just like they’re behind everything else I don’t like”
I don't get it, why is this exploding now?, we had female versions of these characters since the first movie 20 years ago, like what's next? top model Legolas and shortstack Gimli?
>In the Malfoid universe, she harbors a crush.>Prof. Mcgonagall apparently helped the British government torture enemy soldiers in the 70s.>Dumbledore and Dobby have a blood feud.
>>155939730it's a bit queer to edit picture of a little boy to make him a girl
>>155939730I'm 100% certain that any "Malfoid is trans" claims are from trannies themselves trying to make Malfoid seem lame and woke so that it stops being popular.
>>155939786So they're aware transing something makes it lame and unpopular?
>>155939191
>>155938526AI could do it or JK could just pull a Stephanie Meyer and just rewrite and publish the first book with all the genders swapped to rake in the big bucks.
>>155933521what an amazing picture...why'd he do it?
>>155939935>samefagging
>>155939662>>155939586>Shrunken brain capacity>Be so small she wouldn't have the capacity for magic at all anymore>She would remember bits and pieces of a life she used to have but that's about it>All maturity gone
>>155938434OH SHIT NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM
>>155937086Hogwarts Mystery isn't too bad and has a canon female Malfoyesque character but it's a mobile game so nobody plays it.
>>155939151Fan girls interpret the rivalry between Draco and Harry as sexual tension. The Malfoid phenomenon is them realizing that the gay ship can't compare to if Draco was just a chick so that sexual tension can actually have an outlet.
>>15593335720k likes on twitter does that to a person.
>>155939191lol
>>155940086It's made a new Harry Potter revival on Tumblr and the Tumblarians are hating it At least some are.
>>155934331>so /co/ can have a janny approved Malfoid threadyeah I'm thinking based
>>155939748Sometimes its a matter of timing and luck for stuff to become trendy
>>155933357Who is malfoid? Is that one of those bullshit American hogwartz characters?
>>155940327Rule 63. Makes the right people seethe.
>Harry Potter but it's an animeWe have such shit media that literal fanfiction of a mediocre book series by a dumb bitch is the best thing to take the internet.
>>155934091>Partner switching in the formal ballroom dances forces them together >Get lost in the moment with inner monologue thoughts about how odd it is to see malfoid letting him lead, being a very good dancer, how her hands are cool against the nape of his neck and apprehension then naturalness of putting a hand on her waist >Dance switches partners yet again and now there is a sense of absence, inner monologue doesn't think about the next girl but how malfoid keeps staring daggers at him>Was he that bad a dancer? Or does she just really hate him that much. She seemed so... Something for a few moments>Doesn't really want to dance anymore. Teen angst.exe of sitting at the ball with Ron plays out until the parvatis storm off >In passing malfoid comments on their missing dates with elevated derision, so much for that something. Tell her off and she leaves in a huff. malfoids date is also nowhere to be seen
>>155934280it's not 2012 anymoreno one is a normie besides actual children
>>155934203Goddamn based!
>>155937086B-but thats trans suicide!!!
For me, it is the subplot of Dumbledore Vs DobbyAnd the FemSnape Vs Wingman RonnieAnd the Voldemort that ships Harry and Malfoid while casually bullying Wormtail for no reason and making LeStrange extremely sexually frustratedAnd the subplot of Sirius Black and LeStrange incest activities from the pastAnd Lucius losing his mind and tagging with Dumbledore to throw his frustration at ElvesAnd Luna with Vernom being anti semitesAnti FemSnape SS urges since Potter looks like her crush that was his fatherGoddamn, we are reshaping a better Harry Potter
Do all of these Malfoid people forget that this character already exists in the world of Harry Potter, is named Pansy Parkinson, and Harry hates her because he hates all slyrherins
>>155939803Yes. They like making people uncomfortable, invading space and tainting things without consequence. Gooseworx took his name from 'Goose Game', beloved by trannies because its all about ruining a good day in a nice neighborhood for regular people.
>>155940011The Chinese region locked mobile game mmolite magic awakened is far superior with the far superior evil slytherin girl >Xi was ahead of his time with Cassandra, who knew just 5 years later the west would yearn >Both games are terrible, the mmo deck builder just not AIDs tier Hogwarts legacy would have actually been a good game with story staying power if they'd similarly realized it needed a malfoid girl rival instead of time traveling Uganda and elderly lesbians. Sebastian's sister would have fit the mold if she was actually a brat instead of a prop, and part of the active story, to fill the hole of a non uninteresting girl quasicompanion.
>>155940920gooseworx was making undertale remixes and music videos in 2015 under the same name, goose game came out in 2019. you're retarded.
I think I know what it was about Malfoid that bothered me, it was how much she made me wish I could be her. Like how awesome life would be if I was a super beautiful white blonde girl who could get all the cute boys chasing after her and vying for her attention. A high class girl from a well known aristocratic family, the person she chose to give her affection to would consider himself the luckiest guy in the world.If only I could be Malfoid...
if jk were smart she'd write an au where malfoy is a girl
>>155941120
>>155941120Bait use to be creative. You get AI slop for wasting out time.
>>155940920>'Goose Game', beloved by trannies because its all about ruining a good day in a nice neighborhood for regular people.You know normal "cisgender" people like that game too. It's called having a fucking sense of humor. Try it sometime because you sound like a turboautist and everyone is laughing at you.
>>155941147She doesn't want to appease trans people so she won't do that. She'd continue to have a penis and be misgendered with he/him pronouns
>>155940943Hogwarts Legacy would have been peak if it had some Persona social link mechanics with the other main students. Sebastion was still a bro and that one quidditch chick(I think she was Slytherin or Raven claw) was cool.
>>155941197It's true though
>>155941120It's fun to fantasize about things but remember anon, it's just a fetish. You will never be a woman.
>>155941250I know, there's no way someone could ever transition to actually wind up looking like Malfoid. It's just a fantasy. There was a guy in high school I had a crush on but he was straight. The Malfoid trend has got me thinking about how life could be different if I was a 10/10 hot blonde white girl instead....
>>155940920>Gooseworx took his name from 'Goose Game'>Gooseworx's YouTube channel: started in 2010>[Untitled] Goose Game: released in 2019I don't think the timeline here adds up
>>155939462>Both from long line of toadies to the malfoy family>3 have known each other since birth and raised together, but with a clear class divide malfoid is ignorant shapes their friendship into a master-servent dynamic>One of the reasons she finds making friends so difficult outside of her father's direct sphere of influence as a first year and beyond.And the plot hole it fixes >When Harry saves malfo(id) in the 7th book from crab(? One of them)s retard fire spell he leaves them alive but wounded to Goyle who just decides they're not fighting anymore even though he also is a death eater there to kill him and take over the school >This version malfoid is a girl and has just been rescued from one of her servants rash actions, the other has a quasi duty to her specifically that logically supercedes Voldemort, that servant has a paternalistic love of malfoid to recognize and appreciate Harry's actions, and they have an inherent reason to see to malfoids safety over other goals because hurt girl. You can picture the handoff of Harry trusting malfoid to them and their white guy nods as Harry goes to confront Voldemort as Goyle keeps malfoid alive. Ties nicely to the ending rework of love (and Malfoids wand) making the elder wand thing fit ring story telling.
>>155939786>I'm 100% certain that anyone being interested in something the Wrong Way™ is doing it to spite me personally and make me hate the things I like
>>155941197>Cross is a cage>But Christianity is fredomhuh?
The way people pretend this is some kind of cultural revolution is pathetic. It's just the default anime romance trope
>>155939462I like them being her stooges, anime and video games has a surprising amount of hot women ordering around dumb henchmen and it just works super well. It also has a wholesome dynamic where they puts up with the bumbling retarded goons because they're useful as just thugs that follow her orders (incompetently) but deep down they're also kind of like friends to her.
>>155941231nothing that makes her money would "appease" trans people
>>155941385It's just zoomer Bowsette. Unfortunately being tied to Rowling has the right wing chudtubers pretending it's more significant than it is.
>>155936191Westerners discover what something catering to men feels like.
>>155941425>It's just zoomer BowsetteWe already had that; it was called Bowsette
We need some Rumiko Takahashi style rivals for Harry and Galfoy
>>155933357How did Bluesky fumble this artist so bad? Genuinely just handed a nuke over to the chuds.
>>155940086>>155939329These posts, and so many others like it, suggest more of a cultural shift than anything else about this viral marketing stunt.>Why wouldn't they fuck? They don't even like each other!Early 2000s deviantart would give you a psychic lobotomy.
>>155941353Yes, fag
>>155941692Anon, that was 8 years ago...
>>155939462I prefer Malfoy being the only genderswap series wide. I think it genuinely works better.
>>155941814>But that started in... zoomers are turning 30
>>155938831Hahahahahaha if this dude is mad I'm happy
>>155941890Yeah. Malfoid turns the setting into the enemies to lovers kino we're all obsessed with theorrcrafting while turning more characters female just dilutes it into haremslop
>>155941804>Yes, I really do trans people as ontologically evil and only take interest in things as a means of intentionally ruining it, and I don't care that I look insane by saying it
>>155941902>zoomers are turning 30Which means they're uncs now, not zoomies
>>155941890I like the concept of girl Cedric bring Harry’s first crush
>>155941949>Yes, I really do (believe) trans people (are) ontologically evil and only take interest in things as a means of intentionally ruining it, and I don't care that I look insane by saying it
>>155941970Thats right im a stinky hairy unc 30 with no job fuck yea
>>155941970>No "The 30 Year Old Zoomer" memes now that they've reached the right age
>>155941285Are you cute as a boy?
>>155942004>I'm just going to double down on my indefensible position and post reaction images in lieu of anything to support it
>>155941949First of all you forgot a few words in your sentence there. Second, in this specific instance? yes. Trannies hate JK Rowling and anything having to do with her body of work. It's hardly stretch to imagine the only reason they've engaged with this trend is to deliberately subvert it after it became to big to ignore. The false flag posts in this thread make this obvious to anyone who isn't being disingenuous.
>>155942054A little bit, but not like femboy material, just normal guy kind of.
>>155942078Are you short?
>>155942091Yeah
>>155933357That's cringe
>>155941385You shut your mouth. This is our victory over the slutbloods, the trannies, the foids, and the commies.https://youtu.be/xYkqdsNuLSw?si=y-dUzIzqpu27SbYo
>>155942066>[Castration cultists] hate [Joanne] Rowling and anything having to do with her body of workBecause she once gave a tepid criticism of their movement while making it clear she was still fine with them and other anti-natalist, hedonic-nihilist fetish cults, like sodomites and sapphists, yes.
>>155942151Meds
>>155941376Mdae by a deragned Prot who thinks they're not just pretend clown versions of Catholicism.
>how to make chuds love capitalist neoliberal jesus>put a blonde bitch in it>done
>>155942170Was there something you wanted to say? I'd suggest saying it, instead of the nothing that you just flung at me in rage.
>>155941275Malfoid as ignorant of buckbeak attacks as Indians are of falling prey to trains.
>>155941206Troon still love that game for those reasons and chose 'Be trans, do crime' as a slogan.
>>155942193The majority of who you call "chuds" are already controlled opposition to the 250-year-long progressive illness. A new gooner "art" trend doesn't change much, if anything at all.
>>155942193>>155942241It's unreal how gay you guys sound
>>155942240>chose 'Be trans, do crime' as a sloganLike the sodomites, with "be gay, do crime." Nothing new for them, really, seeing that time decades ago when they attacked Law Enforcement and plunged a major city into chaos, then turned the month when it started into a celebration period for other fetish cults.>>155942268I don't feel particularly happy about any of this, so that's odd of you to say.
Why can't it have beef Cromartie instead of moeshit.
>>155942241I liked that you put chud in quotation marks, as if it's an illegitimate label. These people love that label, they can't get enough of it. It creates purpose.>>155942268>t. Harry Potter enjoyerAbra kadabra, fucknuts.
>>155934630/thread>but saaar look at this burning tranny flag with malfoid next too it sarIt really is THAT easy to control some people
>>155942306>These people love that labelI'm sure they do, the rubes that they are and (You) assume me to be.
>>155939933isn't her whole thing like, hating the concept of swapping genders?
>>155942308>>155936707
>>155942352No, her whole "thing" is hating men and reproduction, which is why she supports fetish cults up to and until they allegedly stop benefiting women.
>Tell me, Potter. How are you going to ask Cho Chang to the Yule ball... If you can't speak?
>>155940920With a time machine?
>STOP HAVING FUN!!!!
>>155942442Literally what it comes down to in the end.
>>155941385I'm here because alpha-bitch blonde girls with tsun tendencies are peak. The fact that trannies are seething about being unable to hijack the trend because they've chosen to paint Rowling as the next Hitler is just icing on the cake.
>>155939935He followed his own path, chasing the dream
>>155942507>[cultists] are seething about being unable to hijack the trendNo need; it's baked into the premise.
>>155939436Code Lyoko levels of forehead
>>155942644It comes in handy at times.
>>155942572Wrong. This is an AU, Malfoid has never been a man, and no matter how hard you "nuh-uh" those facts nobody except troons will ever agree with you. If you want to join them in seething about it then go do it on Bluesky.
>>155942442No. Have more fun. Use this to inspire yourself to write your own universe.
>>155941197>No one points out how the Atheist is already outside the bar of his cage
>>155942669>Malfoid has never been a manHe was, his name is Draco Malfoy.>This is an AUAnd other ways of pretending you're not doing what you're doing.
>>155942709>Trooner thinks rule63 was invented in 2016 like their sexuality Not a word for being this new, newfags have been here since 2011.
>>155942442It’s fun to turn guys into girls?
>>155942184The plain cross is usually the protestant symbol though.
>>155942786You must be new here
>>155938725>rule 63 malfoy>new
>>155942786Yes. Now if we can turn some girls into guys we'll be into business. Fuck it, just flip all the sexs in harry potter. Keep Harry a guy though.
Which is best?>Only Draco is female>Supporting characters are also female (Crabbe/Goyle, Weasley twins)>Major characters are also female (Ron, Snape)
Doesn't Pansy existing kind of nullify the concept that Harry would get along with a woman who acts like this
It's genuinely hilarious how this goofy art trend has retards of opposing walks of life completely shit themselves in anger.That said, not /co/. At least take it to /v/ or /tv/. They actually have adaptations.
>>155942907It's understood that the Malfoid timeline would include some redemption/reconsiliation for Dracena that would make a romance feasible. She wouldn't be just a 2 dimensional bully bitch like Pansy/canon Draco.
>>155942955> DracenaWhy do people think that’s a good name? It should be Darcy.
>>155942906All additional swaps are yuritroon subversion But every character but Harry and malfoid should know they're in love with each other by the goblet of fire.
I don't get it. Are GB what-ifs woke or not?
>>155942979Obviously not
>>155942907Canonical Pansy is more akin to a female variant of Crabbe and Goyle.She's a fairly dumb Draco simp who's canonically ugly.
>>155942976Doesn't the relationship between Crabbe/Goyle and Draco need them to be the same gender?
>>155942906Only Draco works best I think, doing more is just like pandering yuri cringe.
>>155943041Fuck you, Ronnie is best girl
>>155942206Have you taken your meddies yet, schizo?
>>155943035The best compromise is to keep Crabbe/Goyle as they are but make them simps/orbiters and sub in Pansy/Daphne to fufill their roles
>>155942976>>155943041yurislop, or haremslop.
>>155941385I'm just enjoying it for the art and tranny seethe, really. Rule 63 isn't supposed to be deep and not everything needs to be wholesome keanu chungus.>>155941938>enemies to lovers I see enough of that Booktokslop taking over bookstores.
>>155942752>TroonerWrong post.>rule63A subversive normalization tactic, yes.>invented in 2016Wiemar Germany.>their sexualityI'm one person, a man; and unlike yours, my sexuality is the reason you, your parents, your grandparents, et cetera even exist.>>155943067Are you planning on replying like a thinking human, or does this particular thought-terminating cliché satisfy you?
>>155942969Etemology wise it means serpent woman. But tere should be a monosyllabic nickname and a point of annoyance her portentous name is so clunky. Dracy said like Tracy (or Stacy) makes the most sense.>Draecena Malfoy, but friends call me Dracy >we're not friends mudblood
Why not Draki?
>>155943035They've been lady malfoys top guys since birth anon. Both from a long family line of goons. They also fill the holes (potential) of your Daphne greengrasses and the like for one (that's alive) to marry up after hogwarts along with becoming a true friend instead of a servant to the Potters. Character arc resolution.
>>155933357>closes bookYeah right, like that's ever gonna happen
>>155943125You've been too gay too long to remember what is subversion. You have the same opinions of mauler and Efap which hate malfoid and love le based negros. You entertain trannyism as a thing that is real because you are pozzed and don't even know it. Next you'll be talking about male sexual assault in spiderman. You are stuck in a faggot way of thinking by framing your life through leftist faggotry, opposition still ceding the entire frame of your thoughts and interactions.
>Mauler and EFAP quite literally OUT OF FUCKING NOWHEREMind broken.
>xe's defending mauler and Efap now
>>155943294>You've been too gay too longAgreed, being an "ally" in your teen years is still "too gay" for "too long.">You have the same opinions of [Callum Edmunds] and Efap which hate malfoid and love le based negrosThen I don't share even half of their opinions.>You entertain [castration cultism]I don't. You're clearly confusing me for someone else in this thread. Hell, you confuse someone else for me for pointing out your spurious connection between myself and some controlled-opposition figures.>as a thing that is real It is, the cult is very eager to remind you of its existence.>you are pozzed and don't even know itI reject all 250 years of the progressive illness; by definition, I am not.>Next you'll be talking about male sexual assault in [Spider Man]I'm sure you will be.>framing your life through leftist faggotry, opposition still ceding the entire frame of your thoughts and interactionsYes, opposing (You) is the same thing as being one of (You). You all love pulling this, mainly because it makes those who oppose you weakly shut up. I'll only tell you this now: try something else.
>>155943346Defense from what?
>>155935494>>155935582This
>>155943492>I...I... I'm the based one! That's why I'm shoulder to shoulder with troons and bluesky on malfoid! You're not fooling or convincing anyone to stop defacing the radical feminists satanic book series into a chauvinist harem anime while also pissing off every trooner in existence. If you think two drafts of a fictional character is le trans coded you've internalized the leftist lens or just are one. Your spidertranny shit smoldered and died because it was not organic and not rule63 for the same reasons malfoid has hit the Internet like Pottermore hit a hit a mid 2000s middleschool.
Moids will like this shit then bitch about women wanting to fix bad boys
>>155943835>shoulder to shoulder with troons and bluesky on malfoidThey pretend to hate it for the same reason they pretend to hate Joanne: her mild criticism of a fetish cult. I hate all of the above ,and (You), for being part and parcel with the progressive illness despite your mutual controlled opposition.>You're not foolingGood, wasn't planning on it. Are you done with this nonsense?
>>155943922everyone is a hypocrite nowadays and also horny
>>155943929>I want you all to know you're part of the progressive illness t. Man who views entire world through leftist praxis
>>155944207>Man who views entire world through leftist praxisI'm sure you do, and that's why you can only see opposition to you in the same way.
>>155944378>N....no u! Explain your outrage about a cartoon of a fictional character without (((gender theory))) as it's underpinning then.
>>155944595>explain why you oppose the cult subversion>W-WITHOUT BRINGING UP CULT SUBVERSION!!1!Got it.
I used to ship Harmony, but Harry and Malfoid is amazing.
>>155939100Bronies.
>>155934280He's used Anon for a couple of videos.
>>155945213>a couple
>>155945244Yes, like me and your mom.
>>155939100>Even Bowsette and Virgin Killer sweater didn't get this much stuff from this many peopleObjectively wrong.
>>155945034>Can't cobble together own thoughts without using the language and framings of the left You should be able to do this. Put a pin in malfoid for a moment and listen to me hekkin chud to chud, articulate your thoughts in your internal monologue and arguments without the language, suppositions, and rhetorical framings of people who want your culture extinguished.
>>155942241Okay, Ignatius Reilly.
All this Malfoid stuff is an extremely good example of how Gen Z guys are incapable of finding something hot without getting defensive and preachy about it. A lot of the time they even do it preemptively. They're incredibly self-righteous. I'm sure they're already thinking of an angry reply while reading this>it's not our fault!>we were stigmatized!>we were taught that lusting after women was evil!>day of the rope!gee whiz, sorry that all the public school teachers were given marching orders to turn your generation into a bunch of faggots- but guess what? They succeeded. You guys really are whiny little faggots! Even when you lust after women you cannot help but be FAGGOTS!
>>155943294Read your post out loud, maybe you'll realize how much of a dweeb you sound.
>>155945322>using the language and framings of the leftThe progressive illness would not refer to its subversion as what it is, nor acknowledge it to be the work of fetish cultists.>articulate your thoughts in your internal monologue and arguments without the language, suppositions, and rhetorical framings of people who want your culture extinguishedAnd you still have a problem with it, wonder, why...>>155945326Did you have a rebuttal, or is naming a fictional character the chief weapon in your arsenal.
>>155945387>Did you have a rebuttal, or is naming a fictional character the chief weapon in your arsenal.No man, if you wanna live like they did 250 years ago, be my guest, I'll be enjoying my warm water, electricity and free education over here.
>>155945436>if you wanna live like they did 250 years agoPretending not to understand, yet again.
>our leftist champion
>>155943922If female on male assault, rape and domestic violence were as common as male on female abuse, rape and domestic violence you'd have a point. But seeing how it isn't so, it's hard not to think of media that fetishizes "bad boys" as, by extension, fetishizing abusive relationships which makes its popularity somewhat concerning.Meanwhile, while I'm not saying men fetishizing bad girls is entirely unproblematic, at least you can make a point it's somewhat positively subversive of traditional gender dynamics, rather than affirming and glorifying them.Now let me lust for Junko Enoshima in peace.
>>155945547Just call her Drake or something. Every time I see someone trying to femalize her name it sounds retarded.
>>155945547Malfoid works best when she’s just a Stacy who hates Hermione for edging her out of Harry’s friend circle. The whole tsundere aspect is lame and super OOC. The romantic shit would only start in year 6
>>155934104>making Harry into a girlFuck off.
>>155945873>. The whole tsundere aspect is lame and super OOC. The romantic shit would only start in year 6This, however tgey should have some moments together where they kinda see eye to eye or feel like they are not as bad as they thought they were.
>>155946032Attempting to turn any man into a woman, or vice versa, should be "fuck off"-worthy. If done to someone in real life, that "fuck off" should come in the form of a swift arrest and the stripping of all medical credentials.
>>155945873>The romantic shit would only start in year 6Are Americans really this sexless?
>>155941998>I like the concept of girl Cedric bring Harry’s first crush
>>155942786>It’s fun to turn guys into girls?Only if it enhances the story significantly.
>>155946154It's just some autist who's never gotten any.
>>155946402Wouldn't Hermione make more sense?
>>155938831>how the fuck did i have to unfollow multiple artists over ithomie no one forced you to unfollow artists. How the fuck DID you let that happen?
>>155934091>Half-blood>HarryTrash midwit gooner au oc of a trash midwit media and they can't even be consistent. Figures I guess.
>>155946154It doesn’t fit Malfoy’s character. He hated Harry up until he was forced to actually become a death eater. Malfoid would be the same way.
>>155946512>He hated Harry up until he was forced to actually become a death eater. Malfoid would be the same way.Men and women are different, dipshit.
>>155933357so is he really a 40 year old man?
>>155946549Tsunderes aren’t real dipshit
>>155946708>Tsunderes aren’t realI'm a tsundere and I assure you we are real
>Boy, I sure wish there was a way I could jerk off to Draco Malfoy and not feel sexually confused about it!
>>155936191When a woman was a man before it makes my penis very, very excited!
>>155946577he's 44
>>155946512>Antagonistic girl dogs you incessantly, inserting herself into all your interests and hobbies It's a fundamentally different dynamic because woman anon. Not knowing how to process complex feelings + messy history is story gold. Sudden Ginny style attraction is not. But cheap Ao3 fanfiction is missing the point of how the first ~3.5 books play into this whole thing. It's character interaction that then gets recontextualized by the later more active romantic attraction that wouldn't be realized until literally the last book. Scenes like the forbidden forest should be expanded into comeuppancekino of a girl put in those situations and resenting Harry responding nobly despite this self perpetuating animosity. That builds towards the late adolescence of goblet of fire with the yule ball paired to the real shit.exe moment of Cedric dieing and Voldemort returning. Then you get into the messy gold mine of cho and dumbledores army with malfoid spurned, the recontextualized sectim semora "do you really hate me that much Potter...", Harry being saved in the 6th book by Malfoy not outing him, overpowering her and taking her wand (possibly something more), saving her from the room of requirement even though being buffeted by fate she's there to kill him, narcissa betraying Voldemort for Malfoy and Harry's sake, facing Voldemort with her wand and it (and love, tieing everything together thematically) letting him mantle the elder wand. Epilogue sending kids to Hogwarts. The "relationship" starts after the series technically ends but it exists from diagon alley on.
>>155946877Have you read the thread? Everyone here is sexually confused.
>>155946839That’s not even how a tsundere would react to that you faggot LARPer.
>>155946982I would watch that anime and love it a lot, I'm a sucker for enemies to lovers stories
Will this be the costume this Halloween.
>>155947261There's already been reports of shortages on Slytherin costumes within the first week of Malfoid fad starting.
What becomes of Cho Chang?
I think I'll draw her too.
>>155940720nobut there are still mentally fucked up weird feminists and bskytroons that think normalfagchan is literally hitler.
Completely undermines the point of Malfoy as a character to tell a tsundere story that has been told in better terms thousands of times. This is the most bare bones version of the trope, you just don't want to watch anime
>>155947329Do not care, it's cute and makes me happy.
>>155947333There is literally a major tsundere romance story in Harry Potter with tons of official content fleshing it out
>>1559473472d > 3d
>>155947347Yeah.But Malfoid is cute.
Holy fuck 90% of malfoid faggots have never read the books and it shows.
>>155947375They haven't read them, and even worse they have this delusion they Malfoid is some kind of heroic shifting of the cultural landscape
>>155937061you are on /co/ nigga there is no place for you in life that isnt loserdom cut the larp
>>155945577Her name should be Cassiopeia In keeping with black family tradition
Why not just Draka?
>>155936191I think it's been long enough that people forgot what an annoying butthurt faggot Malfoy was and just remember him as a snooty elitist, which is hot or something.
It would be funny if Rowling thought this was trans stuff and got publicly mad about it.
>>155947289Make her a boy And give him a better name
>>155947430She probably hates it anyway Because it’s fixing her story and she thinks she’s perfect
>>155947431Chong Cha.
>>155947431Cao Pi.
>>155946357Onee san Cedric is a very good concept
>>155934576>pomf
>>155947431Cedric is now a girl. She dates boy ChangAnd he later joys the DA and bonds with Harry. No stupid drama
>>155938559Diana had nothing on Scanty and Kneesocks.
>>155947431Ching ching.
>>155942979Would you say the fate franchise is woke?
>>>/lit/>>>/Trash/
>>155945213He's the main character of all of them, that's why the Hermione one he did before had green text.
>/co/ is finally yearningMagnificent...
>>155948024For lady boys. Once again 4chan thinks fucking a trap isn't gay
I prefer the version where she's a femboy sexually trained by his parents to lure Potter into a trap.
>>155948491>she's>hisJack off before typing next time.
>>155934731It’s likely the spider-troon mad that he got chased to /aco/.
Chud don't be gay as fuck challenge: impossible
>>155942969Dracaena(from Drakaina) is just the female equivalent of Draco(from Drakon).One issue with Dracaena is that english speakers read it as Dra-see-na which seems off.Kinda like how english Caesar is See-Sar instead of the original being closer to Kay-Sar.
>>155948612>>155948376i've been posting this shit for a few months at this point but i'll say it againthe auth-left trannies and groyper shartroons are going to merge into a new pan-internet SomethingAwful because of their shared psychological profiles and not because of their politics or principles(or lack thereof).
>>155947333God what a sad life you are living
There's nothing wrong or gay with finding trans women cute.
>>155948491John Money....>>155948700Nothing gay about sucking a dick if it's feminine, amirite??
Rule63 Sasuke is the greatest love story ever told and would stop making Naruto look so gay when Sakura is right there and it would stop making Sakura look so racist towards aryans like Naruto.
Malfoid's feet, cause bitchy tsundere gals always have cute stinky feet
>>155948734Figures that the kind of touchy reactionary dopes into this thing are the same kind of guy who call Naruto "aryan" kek
>>155942969Darcy doesn't look posh enough or rather looks like a surname because it is
>>155948855You can do 3 times more damage using a mirror.
I'd be more into the "enemies to lovers" schtick here if Harry was an actual character instead of a wafer-thin proxy for self insertion, which is no doubt why everyone uses him in the first place. May as well just use a featureless bald anon at that point.
>>155942709Fuck off you vile eunuch.
I love how lefties can't even claim her because every time they try to make fanart they have a civil war within their own group. Meanwhile the rest of us are making fan fiction and art. The chuds won.
>>155933357this forced FOTM trend made me realize just how politically brain-rotted gen alpha and younger zoomers are (also a mixture of the 3rd world gaining more WIFI access), putting a political spin on everything while acting like they've only just discovered the concept of R63. bowsette never had any of this weird political baggage attached to it.
>>155949040saaar
>>155949067Okay unc.
>>155949067No one cares, Troon.
>>155949097your malicious type is the reason why paris is going to shit now btw
>>155949096>Thinks every Malfoid fan is an Indian.Honestly I wish they started spamming her too, the meltdown from troons would be hilarious.
>>155949118And what's the people who's rioting skin color?
>>155949107You cared enough to reply. I don't have some quirky white teenager “I want to feel special” gender identity alias, nor am I a brown politically brain-rotted barbarian. Either way it doesn't matter what I say, since this entire thread and Twitter are filled with bots doing the bidding of a memetic warfare campaign aimed at radicalizing kids.
>>155948024Please, don't pretend you're not Twitterfags spamming wherever you can. This thread is identical to some of the ones I've seen on /v/, down to the fucking culture war faggotry.
>>155949067I agree it's weird, and it's not totally clear what the "political spin" actually is?? But FemDraco is still kino so try to ignore the brainrot and give it a chance.
>>155949067There is some tranny who has been going mental because that actual tranny trend died fast and was overtaken by the PeterXJean shit.
>Troomer unc is upset we aren't as miserable as him and can actually laugh at stuff and have fun. Maybe if you guys didn't fuck up the housing market we'd like you more.
This is the most inoffensive r63 au shit I've ever seen. How it managed to make troons seethe is beyond me.
>>155949188I think it's trans freaks lashing out because they have to hate anything Harry Potter related now. So then they're doing Malfoid burning the pride flag to own the troons. But still, I see chuds dogpiling on ewhores cosplaying her and talking about how they're "sensitive young men" who are "yearning" and there's this anti-feminist implication? But none of this really seems fleshed out, like it's hard to pinpoint how this all ties together. It's almost like these disjointed virtue signals in a vaccuum, very eerie stuff. I agree though. Malfoid is a cute gender swap.
>>155949247Because it’s about an actual female so there is no talk about HRT, or “deadnaming, or any of the other gay shit that comes with a tranny character.
