>What are they doing? >Flirting.>Uh oh...How do you, uh... know about flirting, Lapis?
>>155937826Because she’s done it with Steven before
>>155937826What a whore, teasing steven with that midriff of hers.>>155937833
>>155937826she fucked human men. Yeah me
>performative horniness This is why nobody will ever love you sad losers.
>>155937859Even Lapis doesn't have standards that low. She's with Peridot.
Ruby flirts with human men
>>155937826Favorite episode in the entire show.
>>155938908>performativeCute buzzword, did your wife's boyfriend give it to you?
>>155939233You are acting overly horny to fit in with the crowd. You are absolutely performing. It's not a buzzword when it is being used correctly and accurately. How about instead of being retarded on purpose, you just talk about the show? There's a novel fucking idea.
>>155939299Sorry we can't all be eunuchs like you>just talk about the show?Sure. It was a pile of wasted potential with nothing to stand on but the occasional song and the constantly unfulfilled promise of it getting better
SWING LAPIS SWINGSWING
>>155939582>don't even like the show>feel the need to start shit in threads about itThis is why this website is dying.
>>155939921I do like the show. That's why it bothers me so much that it never realized any of its potential.
>>155939921The people who get mad at steven universe watched every single episdode, short an movie. It's the only show where the people mad at it know every single scrap of lore and are always correct about every criticism. The people who defend steven universe are so casual that sometimes they don't even know that steven is half gem.
>>155937833Never successfully, though.
>>155940037>It was a pile of wasted potential with nothing to stand on but the occasional song and the constantly unfulfilled promise of it getting betterDoesn't fucking seem like you liked it. >>155940256>"I intentionally watched something I do not enjoy and became an expert on it."Sounds like you just like stabbing yourself in the groin. So much for supposedly not being a eunuch.
>>155940448>You can't say anything slightly negative about things you likeGoAnimate autist tier thinking
>>155940490You don't talk like someone who laments wasted potential, you talk like you hate it. When you say "I like this show, but I have issues with it." I do not believe you. Simple as.
>>155940534I can respect your opinion.
>>155939582truth nuke, as the youth say
>>155937826>How do you, uh... know about flirting, Lapis?
>>155940420god bless swain
>>155939098And sapphire is aware but she's secretly ok with it
>>155942000>she's secretly ok with itBrother, she orchestrates it
I kinda fucking hate this line. The show is just admitting that the commitment to staying strictly on Steven's POV at all times hampers it severely by having significant stuff happen offscreen solely because Steven wasn't there to see it. This has always been the show's biggest flaw. and acknowledging it doesn't really help.
>>155942541Weird how that's one of the few things the writers didn't push against more, what with being able to bulldoze Rebecca on her own show so easily
>>155942579What
>>155939098i can understand the appeal of the way she is drawn here but this is the second time i've seen this image and those gigantic puffy pussy lips that make up the entire bottom part of her torso is just disturbing
Lapis is knowledgeable of course. She's the GOAT.
>>155937826This Lapis in particular made all the other gems redundant. The fact that she'd totally do you out of respect for beating her in combat only makes it hotter.
>>155939299I only come to 4chan to hornypost yeah
>>155938908Oh, I'm not performing
>>155937826Steven Universe is highly satanic because it has lesbialas
